#love it love the whole package

[iveneverseenthesebowlsbefore]

I envy skunks so much. What a cool little creature. Weaponized farts? amazing. And just lookit her

goddd why not me

[b4kuch1n]

podcast people in my phone

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price with various animals 🖤

[amourtoken]

Secondly: Nico’s thighs MY GOD

another hot ass take today YES GOD

Ig it's cause they're athletes but hockey men's thighs drive me fucking insane what are you doing walking around w all that fuckin MEAT

[seasideoranges]

sometimes i see people say “you guys can’t handle complex characters” when talking about their favs, but then they go and try to justify every action the character takes, trying to minimize the harm said character caused while pushing the blame onto other characters, and with that i say i fear you are the one that can’t handle complex characters my friend.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I Am All In Rewatch - Episode 3x1

[Beginning Dream Scene]

As a fan. I was thrilled. I was jumping up and down. I look, like I said before, I really love them together. I think they I think that she is so um, how can I describe Lorelai. She's there's a side of her that I Luke balances off very well, and I think all sides. But she's a tough girl. She's tough, you know what I mean...It's just I don't know, they just look really good together. I thought we looked really we look really good together, and and we act well together, and it just works and it's easy and we you know, I think the fact that he's not going all noodly on her all the time, and you know what I mean, because everybody does. They're all flipping out over and I'm the guy that's like, listen, you know, you're a pain in my ass love you bye you know.  And I think that's refreshing. And so I really love that scene. It's my one of my favorite scenes. -Scott

[End Diner Scene]

I really love her. I really love her character. I really I really love Lorelai. I really do. I think that she is a a woman made out of iron and all heart and soul and um man, she just wants to keep it light, doesn't she. She just wants laughs because she didn't get them growing up...I think, And this this is one of my favorite lines and one of the bigger laughs. And the thing was when he was listing all her capabilities and her iron stomach, that meant he was forgiving her because he was joking around with her a little bit and he's so comfortable with her that he can say something off the cuff like that, and I think it gave her a great comfort....I loved the Luke and Lorelai stuff in this it was very tender. It was it really really was without it being overtly tender and sweet on her part....Yeah, I mean, listen, you know I enjoyed that scene very much. That it was a powerful scene for me, you know, really really was um and that's you know, I think, just in an acting sense, to get a little wonky. You know, the smaller you can work, the better. And uh, and that really called for it. -Scott 

[suntails]

the silver packages look like a gender reveal party,,, all packages are wrapped up and ready to ship out! dropping off at the post office on wednesday, keep an eye out for updates and THANK YOU <3

[thinkingabout-girls]

if you hate peanut @phosphorus-noodles hit me up we’re gonna have to throw hands

[vintageshanny]

Ode to Little Elvis

This is exactly what it sounds like - a love poem for my favorite package! 😍 When I first read about Elvis feeling embarrassed or self-conscious about certain body parts, I felt compelled to express to him in whatever way I could that he is so beautiful and I would not change a thing. I hope that it is clear that my intention is not to just objectify his body; even a poem like this is borne of a love so deep that I find it hard to even articulate it at times. ❤️

Your body is absolutely perfect to me, an exquisite work of art

But right now I’d like to focus in on one specific part

The part that drives so many of us crazy with each thrust and gyration

The part we refer to as Little Elvis with affection and adoration

How little or big he actually is, we’ll never really know

But I appreciate so very much each time he put on his own show

The way he stood halfway to attention when you danced in Girls Girls Girls

And flopped thickly against your thigh in Frankie and Johnny probably made some clutch their pearls

Your little swim shorts could barely contain him and his two friends in their proper place

And you’d think water would make him shrink but that didn’t seem to be the case

I wish so badly I could see him in person and admire his beauty up close

I’d take him in as deep as I could until your patch of hair tickled my nose

From the tip all the way down to his fuzzy base and balls, I’d explore and massage him with my tongue

Never letting up on taking care of him until you called out in ecstasy and I could taste your cum

To consume him with my body would be a feeling so divine

I’d do anything to please him and make sure that he knows his pleasure is also mine

I know you felt shy and nervous sometimes about his ability to please

But whenever he wanted to be loved on, baby, I’d get down on my knees

I’d press sweet kisses all over him and warm him to the core

And in case I haven’t made it clear yet, that foreskin makes me love him even more

To roll it gently back and see his sensitive head peeking out would be so inviting

And I think it’s sweet the times he couldn’t last long because things just got too exciting

While others may have made you feel like there’s some other way you’re supposed to be,

You’d never have to feel self-conscious making yourself vulnerable to me

Health issues and medication took their toll on his ability to function some of the time

But I’d continue to shower him with all the affection he deserved even if he couldn’t respond in kind

I’d stroke him and kiss him and tell him that he’s amazing in any state

Whether he’s resting or ready for action, I will always love and appreciate

No matter his size or ability to rise, to me he is perfect like every other part

Not because of how he looks or the way he performs, but because he belongs to a man I love with all my heart

Poetry tag list: @lookingforrainbows @ellie-24 @be-my-ally @thatbanditqueen @whositmcwhatsit @arrolyn1114

[theghooligan]

rindou’s feral little meow meow ass before souya knocked him tf out:

[lostinthefrigginwoods]

Gotta say, even if it is a defect, this pin from @a-magpie-in-gravesfield is absolutely fantastic and I love it a lot, very happy to have it on my jacket and the postcard next to my other game posters!

[trash-can-sam]

What happens when your coworker kills your other coworker but both of you are in a relationship (kind of) with the same ethereal woman who had an admiration for said dead coworker.

+bonus Evandrey because it’s funny to me (I’m sorry Eva.)

[dandelionjack]

getting hounded in the whatsapp group of my uni’s doctor who soc for saying that new earth is a good episode. wait until they discover that i think every single episode is good. yes even love and monsters. yes even dinosaurs on a spaceship. yes even fear her. yes even orphan 55. yes even in the forest of the night

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price introduces the Sears and Roebuck Vincent Price art collection (1962)

[heyitsphoenixx]

SHE’S HERE I’M GONNA CRY

@caitmayart I’m in love with this box art I opened it so carefully to save it for when I move it’s too gorgeous

SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD 🥹🥹🥹

WIZARDRY

[devereaux]

Simone Kessell photographed by Lucy Edmonds for Woman+ Magazine