#love guns and tentacles

[littleplasticspaceship]

Made by Jakobs weapon design team as a gift for Sir Hammerlock for his wedding with Wainwright Jakobs

flintlock rifle with a twisted barrel and heart shaped bore (1765)

[snowballeclipse]

so apparently my blog turned 3 years old recently so here's Xylourgos from love guns and tentacles because I have nothing else to show

[borderlandsmostwanted]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THESE TWO!!!!!

May your marriage always be so blessed it kills all the homophobic gamers on sight, may your love stay so strong gearbox cannot physically kill it, and may your bond remain so powerful you kill all the monsters in your way

[echoeyez]

pet wolf worst case scenario

[dangerouscakes]

[c0ntr0l-c0re-angel]

Hi guys!! Sorry for not posting for a while, we just haven't had the motivation/ideas to post. So here's just some random bl3/xylourgos screenshots!

[wittness]

did you know: the heart still beats.

[vaulthunterlands]

THE WHOLE REASON THEY GO TO XYLOURGOS IS BECAUSE OF GAIGE LMAOOOO

[angeltannis]

Best part of writing video game fics is being able to go to the specific place where the fic takes place in-game and be like hm, uh huh, oh there’s an interesting map detail, ✍️

[albrakia]

[mariannaleit]

[ghostlycoyote0]

Welcome to my Guns Love & Tentacles liveblog!

I don’t actually know how much I’ll stop to make a comment, but if I do have any thoughts to share over the course of my first playthrough, this is the reblog chain they’ll go in!

It’s installing now, so.. opening thoughts

It’s about the wedding of my two favourite characters in the entire series AND it’s all eldritch. I know full well I am currently flinging myself face first into what will probably become an all-consuming obsession for at least a week, probably longer, and I’m so excited for it

I think I’ve managed to avoid basically every spoiler, too! It’s still installing and I’m out of random thoughts to share, so I guess I’ll listen to music for a bit and maybe get snacks

[trickibe]

I finally got Pandora’s Box on my ps5 and I have the guns love and tentacles dlc now

What I will say is two things

1: someone please play it with me so we can get past stuff together I’m stuck on a bit-

2: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

[sammyloomis]

while i was farming some soulrenders, i noticed these xray/research things about the bonded dotted around the starting area and thought they were pretty interesting!! ill transcribe the images under the cut since the text is pretty small

(apologies for any grammar or mispelling, i dont think these were proofread before they were textured fghj which is fair enough since they arent rly obvious background pieces)

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Day 2: We’ve had this dwarvern type of person is cell [REDACTED] for two days now and I had the go to administer formula [REDACTED] to him. I slipped it into his food.

Day 6: It seems that the subject is adjusting very well to the dosage of formula I keep giving him. I will try to increase the dose.

Day 7: Subject 00047 lost his [REDACTED] during his sleep. It seemed... extremely painful. I guess the increase in dosage worked.

Day 8: An incredible thing happened today. When I passed by subject 00047′s cell today, I couldn’t see him. He was [REDACTED]. It seems he fed off his own [REDACTED] during the night and now he can [REDACTED]. This makes things interesting.

Day 9: We ran an X-Ray on the subject because we were curious how it could bend so much and “flap” when [REDACTED]. The boned on the subject have started [REDACTED] and it’s now closer to an [REDACTED] than to a human. We can see fragments of bones that are really far apart from each other. I suspect it greatly increases its buoyancy.

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Day 1: Subject [REDACTED] has reacted well to the injection of [REDACTED]. Was released right after and went back to his usual “activities”. I am pleased as the past [REDACTED] subjects were gravely affected right away.

Day 5: The first 2 days following the injection, the skin of the subject started [REDACTED]. Although no changes in his behaviour, it seems like subject 00038 has started talking to [REDACTED] when he thinks he is alone.

Day 6: Subject 00038 now talks to an entity he calls “it”. It doesn’t even matter if we are with him now, it’s as if he considers “it” with us, constantly. Subject has been complaiing about his [REDACTED] itching and after taking a look, it seems something wants to come out. A sizable [REDACTED] can be seen.

Day 7: The days are quite agitated... Subject 00038 bit his [REDACTED] until he bled just to “feel” it as he called it. He regenerated his wound in a matter of minutes. I must admit I am worried if he even gets loose. I don’t think we have sufficient [REDACTED] in the facility to [REDACTED] him quickly.

Day 8: Subject 00038 got out of his cell...

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Day 1: After ingestion of formula [REDACTED] the subject’s limbs started to rot. A putrid smell emenates from the wound. The creature has started feeling [REDACTED] at times.

Day 2: The next day, while the creature was [REDACTED] the arm fell off. It did not wake up, the arm is motionless. The smell is gone. It’s as if all life got drained out of it very quickly. The arrm crumbled into dust once it hit the ground.

Day 3: Subject [REDACTED]  woke up from his slumber and started “living” as if nothing at happened. The subject in conscious and seems to feel no pain or is unbothered by the fact [REDACTED]. The tissue of his suit is pushing near his limbs and it’s difficult to figure out what is this [REDACTED].

Day 16: [REDACTED] has been beaten to death by Subject [REDACTED], we are missing observations for the past 2 weeks. The arms of subject [REDACTED] have “grown” back into monstrous tentacles. I don’t know how long we’ll be able to keep it in his cells still... he started playing with the door...

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Day 1: They brought [REDACTED] in the cell block today. This thing is... monstrous, savage, and cannibalistic. It killed 3 of our crew members when they tried to put it in the cell. I don’t feel safe even when it’s behind the walls...

Day 2: We injected some sort of [REDACTED] into the cell to weaken “it” and hopefully approach it to get some samples. This monster just... grew in size. It’s like an [REDACTED] on his back and it seems to feed off any source of pain or [REDACTED].

Day 4: The team and I, we’ve been discussing how to approach this new... problem. We asked around in the previous facility if they knew its genetic code to help us understand it. I can’t make sense of that sequence...

Day 8: We’ve been waiting for DAYS just to get more information from the previous facility. The creature has made significant dents in our “invincible” walls. Now we know they aren’t... Anyways, it appears that a prolonged exposure [REDACTED] caused this... monstrosity. I have no clue what his previous form was. His frame looks like subject [REDACTED].

Day 9: 16 casualties so far... we can’t keep this thing any longer. He ate them all.

[borderlandsmostwanted]

"human" yeah sure

Perhaps "worlds first hetero coded eldritch horror" was too long a title

[mothsgotghosts]

I fear the hyperfixation is too strong because I started playing the guns, love, and tentacles dlc last night and my first thought upon waking up was "I wanna go back to playing that dlc rn" like damn bitch you wanna go back to shooting cultists w Wainwright's shotgun That Bad?