#lounielle for ts

[alarrytale]

I always think Louis is very comfortable when he's with a woman doing stunts. There is always a lot of PDA and he doesn't feel uncomfortable. I often even think that he is not gay. You say it's because he became friends with these women, which for me just makes it even worse. Can you imagine being friends with a woman who is paid to keep you in the closet?

Hello, anon!

You say it's because he became friends with these women. I have never said this. You've sent me three messages now about me having said this. I haven't. What i did say was that i think he parted on good terms with D. By that i mean they didn’t want to kill each other by the end and they were both thankful it was over. No hard feelings. I also said about Alycia (who he's never had as a beard) that maybe, maybe being the operative word, they became friendly, not friends, when Louis scouted her to become his beard. By friendly i'm implying they struck a chord with each other, most likely because she's also queer so they relate to each other.

Louis absolutely can't do pda with women in a way that's even remotely convincing. He's highly uncomfortable, his body is rigid and it looks very awkward. In some cases it looks like he's her gay bff. He also doesn’t do pda very often because he's can't sell it. He can't even hold hands properly.

No, i can't imagine Louis being friends with a woman who is paid to keep him in the closet. He's never been friends with any of them either, so what's your point exactly?

[larryareinfactnotstraight]

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[alarrytale]

i could care less about louis liking danielle’s pic. as you said he has to normalize his relationships with women. i remember when he liked ava lily’s pic and everyone freaked out about being a new stunt, only for her to end up being one of his openers. also saw some people freaking out when he liked dylan. like??? i know past experiences have the fandom on edge but not every like means a stunt. also danielle is engaged and seems to be happy and i doubt she’d like to come back to the mess. also can’t help but think that the cute dog gave him even more motivation to like the post. i for one would be happy if louis formed good healthy friendships with more women

Yes, exactly!

He needs to surround himself with more women to get away from that toxic masculinity backstage culture and environment he's embedded in. Problem now is he hasn't got any female friends. Every female he's next to have the fandom on edge thinking she's a new beard. So he so badly needs this. He's got to start somewhere. He can't just go out with a female. So ig likes of "safe" women it is. More women on his team should be next. And then his band and then female friendships. So please don't fret about this. If he's going into another stunt we'll know.

[alarrytale]

Louis enjoying several photos of D. Will this stunt return? Or does he just want to embarrass himself?

He pretending to be straight can be the most rotten thing there is

Hi, anon!

Apart from larry, what will give Louis the attention he needs right now? What will take the least effort, but engage his fandom and have them talk about him, while also not upsetting fandom too much, thinking he's about to be bearded up again?

Liking a few of his engaged, on the other side of the ocean, ex-beard's instagram posts. That's the answer.

Also, didn’t we have a conversation about Louis needing to normalise his relationship with women? So he'll be able to hang around them, talk to them and engage with them without people fearing a new beard? She is happily engaged and they ended on good terms. He needs the attention and he needs to normalise his relationship with women. I wish people looked at this the same way and reacted the same way they do when he likes Perrie's ig posts. She's "safe" too because she's engaged with a kid. Louis won't stunt with D again. He's not pining for D. Please see this for what it is, Louis trying to engage his fandom when he needs to sell tickets to his tour and his festival.

[alarrytale]

Hi Marte,

Do you think that HL are friends or on friendly terms with their beards? I always assumed that Louis didn’t click with Danielle and Harry looked miserable around Olivia. But I see nowadays even larries find Louis and Danielle cute and think they were friends and I wonder if I’m projecting my frustrations on them and they indeed are good friends?

Hi, anon!

No, i don't think they are friends with the beards. I think they're friendly with them (they try to at least...) and they treat them like they would a work colleague. It's purely professional. I think the less serious the relationship, the less stunting and the shorter the relationship is the better they get on with the beard. H and Cara Delevigne seemed to get along fine as an example.

If you look at it from L and H's point of view, all these beards are hired by their team and label (or Sony). The beards work for the oppressor and are willing to fake a relationship for money/PR with an unwilling partner with no choice (and maybe no say in anything). They must resent these beards so much. They also got nothing in common with these women most of the time. L must have hated being linked to a tory. L didn’t get along with E most of the time and H seems to dislike his partners more and more as the relationship progresses (ie TS and O).

Louis seemed to get along fine with D to me, better than he did with E, so i think that's why people like D. I don't think you're projecting your frustrations at all. Bearding is not cute. Being so desperate for attention that you're willing to be papped topless isn't cute. They're not good friends at all, they've got nothing in common except for the fact that both needed PR. But i don't think that bearding relationships ended on a sour note, so maybe that's why people got the impression that they're friends.

I will say, that i understand people liking L around women, even larries. It's due to him having zero public female friendships and fans are desperate to see him interact with females who're not all about toxic masculinity. Louis acts more normal and himself around women than men (no need to act tough) so i get wanting him to strike up friendships with female celebrities. I do too. Just not the beards. They can fuck off.

[alarrytale]

How do you feel about larries who still keep track of former beards years later? I just saw someone accuse Danielle of being an obsessive attention wh*re because she still follows Louis on instagram, sometimes wears a shirt that kind of looks like one of his, and that her recent engagement is a last-ditch effort to mooch of Louis’ fame somehow. Same with people who accuse Sophie of still pretending to be together with Louis because she’s taken pictures in English-style pubs. Is this not excessive? I think their “obsessive” accusations might be projecting.

Hi,

I think everyone should give former beards or pr relationship exes no attention at all. Attention is what they want and why they agreed to the role in the first place. They thrive off it and make money off it. So the best thing is to ignore them all.

On the other hand i'm not a fan of policing other fans. Just let them be. They're going to do what they're going to do anyways, and you can’t control them. Just disagree with their stance and action, and stop paying attention to them. Observing them is just going to annoy you to no end. We also don't need more fandom infighting.

When it comes to Sofie the last we heard about the relationship was from her implying that they were still involved. She clearly loves the attention the attachment gives her and wants to milk it. He hasn't been seen with anyone else after and never said anything himself to the contrary. So he's enabling her. So i get why people still keep up with her and accusing her of pretending they're together. That's the narrative's fault, and not the fans fault.

[alarrytale]

Why is overexposed Harry stunting with a young actress while Louis - who actually needs the publicity - does nothing at all? We haven't seen him for weeks because the paps don't take pics of him anymore.

Because Harry brings them attention, name regcognition and publicity. Anyone remotely female standing beside him is suspected to be his girlfriend. Every aspiring actress, influencer or victoria's secret model wannabe have put their name on the 'harry's new beard' job application list. They have probably so many to choose from that they have to audition. They don't have to do much at all to get their name out there. They get much more out of it than Harry does. Maybe he gets paid for it, or it's just money from the clothing brands he's wearing while stunting. Why harry is stunting now i don't know. It doesn’t look like he's going to take a break after all. Maybe he's got projects lined up, or maybe he needs to be attached to someone while TS is announcing her new album (about him) to avoid unneccessary haylor speculation. Maybe it's in their loewe contract. Who knows. It's unneccessary either way.

Louis has zero aspiring anythings applying for role of beard. He's really struggling to get anyone on board. They will get little out of being seen faking it with him. That's why he'll never get anyone on the same level of celebrity to stunt with him either. For some it might bring more hate or less opportunities being connected with him. Danielle for example gained nothing. Some might say she's even worse off now. He's trying though with Ava Lily and Alycia D-C. We'll see if something comes off that. Sofie was too young, naive and desperate to know any better. And it all made Louis look like a bit of a creep taking advantage of someone that young. So he can't just pick anyone either.

There's so many things louis could do to appear more intersting and being papped, but it dosn't fit with his current image, nor do i think he likes playing the publicity game.

[alarrytale]

For a stunt to seem authentic he needs a high profile girl who likes to party, ideally a smoker too, aged 26-31. Florence Pugh would be great but I don't think she'd do it.

We've had the Florence discussion before. Just scroll through my asks or search her name on my blog.

I think it depends on what the purpose of the pr relationship is. Is it primarily closeting or raising his profile?

I don't think it has to be high profile to be authentic. I think it actually would be more authentic if they found someone 'normal' and outside the business. It would have to be someone who matches his energy and personality (and current image). Not a posh tory like E or a sweet girl next door like D. There is no incentive for a normal woman to get into that mess though (unless it's for a lot of money, but they tend to be loose canons). I think Krystal (or that type) could be authentic. It wouldn't raise his profile though, just help closet him, and he's already got bg for that purpose. Alycia D-C would maybe be on par with him, but i don't think they'd get him that much attention. It would be more for closeting purposes.

The only way to get him the attention they want, and the right kind of attention, is to go higher profile as you say. I don't think anyone higher profile is willing, unless they need image rehab or are trying to change their image. That could potentially hurt Louis though, and fandom would go mad. Lizzo might be down. It would definitly have people talking about him and learning his name! It would be so messy though. Yikes.

I think it's better if he just doesn’t do pr relationships. At least not until they end bg. Stunting sucks anyways. I'm against it on principle.