#louis tomlinson incorrect quotes

[chil02]

Liam: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.

Louis: I will politely decline.

[nostalgiaonedirection]

Liam, wrong way..

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.

Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.

Louis: Is that so?

Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Zayn: Of course bro!

[1dlthslvr]

Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.

Liam: Yes he does.

Zayn: Yes he does.

Niall: Yes he does.

Louis: Yes I do.

[freakygirlie]

Louis: I love all the members of One Direction equally.

Liam: We were mugged today.

Louis: OHMYGOD IS HARRY OKAY?!?!!?!!!

[enchantedlandcoffee]

Niall introducing the boys: This is our collective boyfriend, Louis. Next to him is his husband and my boyfriend, Harry. Then we have Zayn, Louis' other boyfriend, and Liam, Zayn's husband and, as you may have guessed it, Louis' boyfriend.

[spidermanpreviously]

all watching aaood:

Harry: do i really talk like that?

Louis: n-no, baby... of course not

Niall: ....no

Liam: you sound like you.

Harry: oh, okay!

Zayn: what are you guys on?

Louis: shut up, Zayn

Zayn: Harry talks exactly like that.

Harry: whaaat? *sobs*

Louis, Liam, Niall: LOOK WOT YOU DID!!!!!

Zayn: *proud*

[theydopissmeoffavocados]

"my child is completely fine" your child would sell you for a one direction reunion.

[1dhabit28]

[one direction meeting after

a long time]

Louis:I thought you were going

to attack me.

Zayn:I was going to hug you!

Louis:why would you hug me?

Zayn:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??

[maxcuntstappen]

Formula 1 Drivers + One Direction Tweets: The Ferrari Experience  6/?

[chil02]

Louis: As a responsible adult-

Niall: *chuckles*

Louis: … As a responsible adult—

[nostalgiaonedirection]

Ahh tumblr directioners were so silly funny 🤭😂

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: I love you.

Harry: How many people have you said that to?

Louis: Everyone.

Harry: What?

Louis: I told everyone that I love you.

[1dlthslvr]

Louis: *gently taps on table*

Harry: *does it back*

Louis: *continues*

Zayn: ..what are they doing??

Niall: Morse code.

Zayn: Okay first of all complicated sign language and now th-

Harry: *slams hands on table* Hey that’s not nice Lou!!!!

[red-pandaaa]

Harry: my husband and i don't have kids Harry: not for the lack of trying tho! Niall: ... Niall: i just asked if you want some water

[enchantedlandcoffee]

Louis, pulling Harry in for a kiss: New house, hmm. What room should we christen first? The living room? The kitchen?

cut to 10 minutes later

Louis, perched on a kitchen counter: Um...Haz you do know that this isn't what I meant by "christen the kitchen", right?

Harry pauses in whisking the contents of a bowl and looks up: So you don't want banana bread?