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🏴‍☠️🔱 BLACK SAILS EPISODE BRACKET

This bracket will span about 8 weeks, with 1 week duration for each of the 5 main rounds.

MORE INFO HERE about the full schedule & other stuff.

All posts related to this bracket will be tagged under #black sails eppoll

[luidilovins]

(mind you I did NOT ask you which one is the hottest and they've all canonically had sex at least once)

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500 followers for the jazzprowl kiss

Or dratchet

[glitter-stained]

Woke up a hater today so shout-out to those three for failing beautifully at their goal:

Special shoutout to:

-Jim Starlin for trying to portray Jason as a bad kid and portraying a good kid with sensible issues considering his past trauma, who cares about victims and doesn't accept rapists getting away scot-free on technicalities

-Chip Zdarsky for trying to convince us Jason was always the one (and only one) in the wrong and feeding us a classist narrative and portraying Jason "accepting responsibility for his death" as a show of maturity, and instead portraying an accurate rendition of an abusive family dynamics

-Chuck Dixon for somehow, despite hating women and not wanting Dinah and Barbara's relationship to be interpreted in a romantic way, writing fun and intense super homoerotic Dinahbabs and feeding my lesbian ass

They really were right that minus times minus equals plus: the least favourite character of your least favourite writer can sometimes become your favourite character (if only that had worked for Morrison and Daniel too...) And Dixon's is just the funny, why are you writing blatant homoerotic stuff then getting mad it's pointed out lol (also shout-out for the artist of the infamous Dinahbabs panel, they truly understood the assignment.)

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Disproportionate Retribution Loser Poll Round 1 Side B:

Odysseus' (The Odyssey) Disproportionate Retribution:

"He was responsible for blinding posiedon’s son after said son attacked his men. The punishment for that self defense was killing his men, attempting to kill him, and forcing him adrift for many years, which, his son was the aggressor, inflicted with an injury that posiedon could heal as opposed to killing Polyphemus."

C!Tommyinnit's (DSMP) Disproportionate Retribution:

"Crime: Property Damage/Griefing/disorderly conduct

Punishment: Exile, isolation, psychological torture

Out of proportion: that was some small time crime with war crime consequences "

[dvrtrblhr]

spreading the love for Claude and M!Byleth bc it has so few votes but I think it is SUCH a good ship 😭

yeah, i didn't think it'd be sooo rare (even with f!byleth it's not that popular huh...)

anyway, here is something i drew super fast! i hope it makes you feel better!

[blacksailspolls]

🏴‍☠️ BLACK SAILS EPISODE BRACKET

LOSER POLLS, GROUP 2

winner from this poll will have a 1v1 battle the winner from the group 1 of losers. only one episode from the loser polls will go through Round 2. choose wisely!

EPISODE SUMMARIES UNDER THE CUT!

II. (1.02) — After Captain Flint reveals Singleton as the thief in front of his crew, he has Gates convince Billy, who knows the truth about his captain, that this is for the good of the crew. Meanwhile, Silver and Max are forced to hide in the brothel when they put themselves in danger as Captain Vane and his partners, Jack Rackham and Anne Bonny, are determined to get a hold of the missing page in the hunt for the Spanish galleon, Urca de Lima. Also, Eleanor is given an ultimatum by Max and has to decide between wealth or love.

IV. (1.04) — The Walrus suffers a disastrous undertaking when the crew takes on the mission of careening the ship's hull under the new quartermaster's orders. Meanwhile, Silver warns Flint about Billy's allegiance with Morley as the story of Mrs. Barlow comes to light. When Captain Bryson arrives in New Providence, Eleanor wants the 12 cannons aboard his supply ship, Andromache for protection in the search for the Urca de Lima. However, after he denies her, she turns to her father for help in persuading him despite betraying Mr. Scott's wishes. Also, Vane is surprised to see a figure from his past.

VIII. (1.08) — The hunt for the Urca de Lima begins when Silver divulges the schedule to Flint, taking them to the ship's location. Rackham stops paying Ms. Mapleton, which causes her to threaten to blackmail Rackham. She threatens to tell the locals what really happened to Mr. Noonan. Meanwhile, Vane makes his way back to New Providence with his new crew. Eleanor's situation changes when a small band of men take over Hornigold's fort and start sinking supply ships in the bay. Gates threatens to call off the attack of the Ranger, so Flint kills him. The final scenes of the season show that the Walrus has beached itself upon the same isle as the Urca de Lima.

XVI. (2.08) — Billy's trap to eliminate the traitors of the pirate crew succeeds, and Flint ends up winning against Hornigold in the election for the captaincy. After the election and its results against him, Hornigold departs from Nassau. Flint also leaves Nassau, but instead sails to Carolina to meet with the governor there in regards to his daughter; Carolina is a place where pirates are believed to be most evil and the attitude towards them is extremely hostile. John Silver discusses the plan for the retrieval of the unguarded Spanish gold with Jack Rackham and his crew. Mrs. Mapleton reveals to Eleanor the plan to retrieve the gold, and they both agree that the plan goes against the dream that they share for Nassau, to transform the pirate town into a legitimate community.

XXII. (3.04) — Flint and his crew are captured by islanders, marched to a hidden village and imprisoned; Flint identifies their captors as escaped slaves. Rogers tells Eleanor he wants her as his counsellor during his move onto Nassau. Jack blows up the fort so that Vane can escape to Teach's ship; on the ship, Teach shows Vane that Eleanor is aboard a British vessel, and later wonders where his loyalties lie. Rogers and his men believe they have trapped the remaining pirates until a single ship begins moving across the bay; when it is closer to the British fleet, Vane lights the ship on fire and jumps overboard. At the village, Flint tells Silver that the islanders will kill them because they cannot risk their secret being revealed. Under the cover of darkness, Mr. Scott approaches the slaves who escaped from the fort but is challenged by two British sailors and injured by the exchange of gunfire. The slaves load him into a boat and make for the open ocean.

XXIII. (3.05) — As Flint's crew begins to face certain death in captivity, Flint is spurred into action by Silver to save himself and the crew by appealing to the queen who, it's revealed, is secretly the wife of Mr. Scott. Teach helps Vane with his regrets over Eleanor and abandoning Nassau and tries to show him a better path forward without Nassau; Vane comes upon some valuable intelligence from a captured Spanish ship. Max takes issues into her own hands to make her own way forward. However, the surrender of her gems leads to a new threat from Spain for Eleanor and Woodes Rogers, putting their plans on hold. Rackham, unaware of Rogers' knowledge of the gems, leaves the remaining gems with Anne and returns to Nassau to secure a pardon for himself.

XXVII. (3.09) — Eleanor visits Vane in prison and redoubles her commitment to his execution. Later, she visits Rogers, who has fallen ill with fever and is bedridden; Rogers grants her emergency power to govern New Providence Island until he recovers. On the Walrus, Flint and Silver attempt a risky manoeuvre to shake Captain Hornigold's pursuit, while on the island, Billy plots a way to buy time before Vane's execution. Rogers becomes unresponsive; Eleanor orders an expedited trial to execute Vane the next day. Flint and Silver discuss leadership styles while Mr Scott passes from his injuries. Billy prepares to rescue Vane, but things don't go according to plan. Flint and Rackham plan how to best defend themselves with the marooned slaves, while Eleanor plans the British offensive with help from the plantation owners. Teach is informed of the outcome of Vane's execution.

XXIX. (4.01) — The war for Nassau is well under way, as Flint and Blackbeard's crews set to make landfall. The fort appears lightly armed but landfall still isn't as easy as they anticipated. Falling into a trap, Flint must recover and lead his crew to a successful retreat. Woodes Rogers and Eleanor Guthrie have married, but his divorce from his ex-wife is not without consequence. The pirate and slave forces have been severely decimated as 121 of them are captured and numerous others are dead.

XXXII. (4.04) — The pirates have taken over Nassau as news of Captain Berringer's death reaches Rogers who is en route back to Nassau. 42 captives from Teach's crew are being transported to Port Royal, but have plans of taking control over the ship. Billy and Silver have words as they discuss the plans for Nassau going forward. Madi tries to talk the former slaves of the Uphill plantation into joining the pirates, but they have reason to worry as a new threat to their success is born.

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[cavity-collector]

not including anything from after fnaf 6 bcz i honestly have no clue who any of the new ones are lmao. also not including book-only characters.

sorry for grouping all the MCI victims into one option 😭 theres too many of them. not including the possible DCI victims either because we know nothing about them.

[teaableu]

1D’s putting his Bluetooth Heart™️ to use in this singing competition @tmntaucompetition

(2D is contributing his poorly suppressed rage)

Vote EMD >:D

[machveil]

they’ll all be written, but you get to pick what has priority🎀✨(most to least votes, first to last, you feel me?)