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Rosie’s Riveters 🩵🩵🩵
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Halloween '23 is here 👻
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I’m rereading How I Live Now because I just finished the book of the same name (fantastic titling, the depth of the allusion was lovely) and that brief exchange about time travel in chapter four took me out. This time Tom gets to cryptically reference absurd happenings and never explain it. Of course he just went home and didn’t mention that that happened, of course the Animorphs don’t know about it
1) How I Live Now is on my list of sci-fi books that are just... life-changingly, life-ruiningly good. I'm a huge sucker for the ant's-eye view of the apocalypse, when there are heroes off fighting the eldritch abominations but that has nothing to do with our protagonists who are just trying to survive. That story is epic and intimate at the same time, which is not easy to do. So if I induced anyone to read it by accidentally advertising it in a fic, then that's wonderful news.
2) The moment in How I Live Now the fic where Tom passingly alludes to having time traveled and offers no actual explanation was part of my broad headcanon about him, that he never bothers to make waves or draw attention when he doesn't need to. He didn't go rushing home after the events of Escape from L.A. and tell Jake all about it; he called the Matter Over Mind office's security team, added a layer of screening to their mail without bothering to explain why, and then stopped to get a pizza on his way home to take a nap. If it'd ever come up he'd have mentioned it, but otherwise, why bother?
Broadly, I headcanon Tom as coming off like the single blandest, most boring person in existence. He doesn't draw attention to himself, he rarely smiles, he rarely raises his voice, he has a bad habit of trailing off mid-sentence and never picking back up... You can be in the same room as him for half an hour before you even notice he's there, and then your first thought will be "is that guy still breathing?" People who don't know him that well mistake him for being dumb as a rock and emotionless to boot. People like Jake and Bonnie who are fluent in his quirks know that he's often sarcastic without sounding sarcastic, and can be highly competent at everything from jump shots to logistics planning. But Marco can be forgiven for dismissing Tom, or else overlooking him entirely.
#animorphs#animorphs meta#eleutherophobia#tom my darling#how i live now#loren: having a phone conversation with you makes me want to stab kittens just to relieve the boredom#tom: aliens made me do i—#loren: nuh-uh i have talked to other zombies before. you are blander than all of them. i KNOW you're listening now ACT like it.#tom: i'm... sorry to hear that?#loren: better. marginally. now tell me about your donation-matching program.#tom: it matches donations. with matching.#loren: some KITTENS are about to get STABBED.
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re-reading bc talking to you 🫵 about mafia!atz has made me all bothered and needing angry and possessive ateez grrrr
dewdrops at dawn
pairing: poly!ateez x fem!reader (ot8 x reader) [demon!au]
warnings: minors dni!! socially anxious reader, reader is implied to be neurodivergent but it’s never explicitly said, mentions of body insecurity, chubby reader, being followed, drunk assholes, cursing, demons, soulmates, reincarnation, blood, death, heavy suggestive content, mentions of angels being dicks (idk there’s a bit of angel slander but it’s just for plot purposes), a little gore, angst then lots of fluff, heavy sexual themes but no actual smut (again, minors please dni!!) (also, all suggestive content is 100% consensual, the reader just tries to evade their advances to continue their teasing), also the reader is mentioned to be some kind of atheist/not religious
word count: 17.2k
a/n: nooo the boys’ demon forms are totally not based on the obey me characters at all, why would you even ask that /j lol welcome to another monster fic!! I’ve been writing this one in between like the moon and finally had the motivation to finish it! I hope y’all enjoy this one!! <3
There’s an ache in your chest.
It’s not stinging or painful, by any means - just an ache. The dull throb is usually easily ignored in most circumstances, with a shrug of the shoulders or a heavy breath. The pain is never enough to worry your already addled mind. It lingers constantly, not sated by any human means.
You don’t know how to describe it to those who ask. The pain isn’t sharp, and it’s certainly not excruciating. It’s simply empty. That’s the only way you’ve learned to describe it. It’s a hole in your chest, aching to be filled - by what, you’re not quite sure. All you know is the ache feels null, like a void longing to be filled, or a chasm waiting to be crossed. There’s emptiness that cannot be filled no matter how hard you try.
Some days are better than others. On these, you can manage your day quite splendidly; going about your daily tasks does not pose a challenge. Getting up in the morning was not as difficult of a challenge, nor was dragging yourself to university classes.
On other days, you can barely bring yourself to leave the bed. The emptiness drags a pit into your stomach and you can feel nothing but the ache that longs to be filled. You have yet to discover what you’re searching for, but you long for the day the empty pain is filled.
Your friends, however, have an interesting way of comforting you.
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#'is it alright if i walk you home darling?' wHY YES OFC SAN YES YES IF YOU INSIST PLEASE WALK ME HOME HEHE#if hell is ruled by these eight demon princes then i would gladly go to hell LOL#the youngest demon lord is weak for head scratches and will pout if you call him stinky#noted#“what a foul excuse of a reincarnation”#relatable HAHAHA#the way i stopped shaking my leg so i could read better the moment san comes to save reader XD#YES YES ANGSTY ANGER FROM SEEING READER HURT YESSS#the murderous aura as hongjoong approaches ooHHHhOHO oHOHO#gg#you messed with the wrong girlie#why is it kinda hot that they have a corruption kink LOL#but i'm also so soft for the twin towers being protective over shy reader#THE SALT CIRCLE HAHA#(not me wondering if i could blow the salt away)#tHE endINg is So SPICY KJADF#i'm not okay#loren's fic recs#ateez fics#ateez x reader#polyteez x reader#ateez ot8 x reader#demon ateez#GRRRR#moonie <33#MOOT MOOT
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"Don't let the ghosts and the ghouls disturb you, love." | "Darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!" Horror Character Appreciation - Carol Ohmart as Annabelle Loren in House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
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Loren Ortega is a fucking chubby chaser guys.
He’ll love and adore his darling no matter what but I’d be lying if I said my my mental image of reader wasn’t on the thicker side.
And Loren fucking loves it dude. His hand is always on some part of your body, holding you close against him because he loves the feel of you so much. Body worship to the max this guy cannot get enough.
Let him cuddle with your thigh please for the love of god. This guy runs warm, so on hotter nights it can be a bit overstimulating to share the bed with him but please just let him touch some part of you or he won’t be able to sleep properly.
It is insane watching this like 6’4 beef cake whimper and pout when you aren’t letting him cuddle up next to you, or hug you after one of his practices. Bros sweaty it’s gross
Has to kiss EVERY part of your body. Sorry I don’t make the rules my guy is kissing under your arms, the palms of your hands the side of your neck, shoulders, thighs, hips, tummy etc
He’s just so fucking in love with you it’s terrible. Like he gets so overwhelmed by his love for you sometimes that he doesn’t know what to do with himself like he needs you so bad.
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Hello!
I saw that you asked about request for Tywin. I wanted to ask something brief about modern!Tywin with his young girlfriend. Anything you can think of with that scenario would be fine.
Thanks for reading me!❤️
you’ve been so engaged with the whole mafia Tywin thing, fyi I love you for this ask because that’s what inspired it bubs. I feel like this is a quaint set up chapter for this series :)
synopsis: a drunk encounter between Tywin and his golden darling.
warnings: shoe riding, AGE GAP, mentions of bullets. alcohol consumption.
word count - 2k+
masterlist | series masterlist | Lion’s Grasp AU
There was an odd sense of contentment, you were too comfortable with the life you had right now, devoid of having to ask too many questions— mostly for your own good. You had found a jewel of a man, and yes the gold digger comments never sit right with you but a man so fine, devoted was far good of a catch to let go. You wouldn’t think twice but close your eyes and jump down the cliff that was your relationship, there was no lie in the subtle fear that lingered in your heart around him. A striking silver fox and total charmer, it took learning to even breathe freely around him.
Here you are now, in your own little apartment. Dabbing your fingers on your lips to soften the red lipstick, with the exam season finally over, you could let your hair down and drink till you become very aware of the organs within you and the booze— well, your perfect man happened to own some of the most notorious clubs around Lanniston, more like his son Tyrion but all the same. You looked up at the mirror, feeling great about how two hours of work made you look.
You hesitantly looked at your phone, cheekily smiling at yourself as you unlocked it and snapped a picture of yourself and sent it to Tywin, you could almost predict the message you’d receive back.
“Do not drink too much darling.”
You gnawed at your thumb, shaking your head before shooting him a quick text agreeing with him. A bald-faced lie and he knew so, his men were already on the lookout for you and your girlfriends at Satin House.
The music, as usual, blared so loud you were sure your heart was thudding the same beat, it felt liberating to not spend another night in dirty pyjamas and crying about your coursework. The henchmen Tywin had put up diligently did their jobs as not a single man dared to go beyond the stern glares these bulked men shot their way. You were sure Tyrion was here somewhere, the air was far too sultry for his involvement to be missing.
You left early, however, knowing your heeled feet nor Tywin would appreciate it but mostly because you missed him terribly. Practically barring him from witnessing the mess you were in the past month. You huffed out into the cold air of the night, the skies were clear and downtown Lannisport was still alive. Meren already stood at the ready by the town car, you rolled your eyes at him. He always had this pinched look to him, very mean.
“To home, miss?” He asked as you shuffled into the back of the car. You merely hummed in reply.
He was quick to the driver’s end, ready to head towards your apartment but you stopped him.
“Where is Mr Lannister?” You asked, eyes closed as you huffed deep breaths to shake away the loopy daze in your head.
“At work, miss.”
“Take me there then, take me to him.”
Meren hesitated for a moment, his orders were otherwise but how could he deny his boss’s girl. So he nodded, and you rested your head on the window. Drawing little pictures from the fog that followed with your mouth breathing. That lulled you to sleep somehow from the twenty-minute drive that was to Loren Tower, you were roused by Meren as you blinked away the small nap.
In front of you was the eighty-two-floor skyscraper, the first time you visited your jaw nearly hit the ground. The building was nearly empty for the night other than security and other essential staff who were only here at two in the morning because their boss was a cruel, cruel man. You fixed your hair in the reflection of the elevator mirror, hoping Tywin agrees with this little surprise drunk visit.
When the elevator dinged open to his floor, his burnt-out but pristinely dressed assistant was the first face you saw, she looked like she was nearly checked out.
“Miss—“ she raised the telephone but you pressed your finger to your lips, forcing her to keep your little secret as you walked towards his office. Your heels clicked against the annoyingly polished and glossed marble floors.
Without knocking you pushed in, leaning against the mahogany door frame, admiring the view you had craved for weeks. His white button rolled up his taut forearms, fingers toying with the idle coffee cup. Brows pulled to a harsh gaze, as usual, he didn’t even look up.
“Reached home, has she?”
His crisp voice nearly made your already wobbly legs even more unstable. You smirked at him, he looked almost cute— so focused. You pulled in your lips before speaking up.
“You should really get yourself a third assistant, poor Cassandra looks dead.”
Tywin’s eyes shot up, immediately locking onto yours before burning into every inch of your body, from your toes to your head— torturously slow as he leaned back onto his chair.
“I could— you know, fill that position if it’s open.” you hiccuped, pushing yourself away from the door frame. A dopey smile on your lips softens Tywin’s resolution.
“How many have you indulged in, love?”
You place your point exactly on the tip of your nose to prove your point, you weren’t aware of your organs just yet. You half wanted to crawl on top of his table and then onto his lap but you chose the more appropriate route and walked around the desk and then plopped onto his lap.
“What’s the point of all this, if you still work till two?” You kiss his cheek, nuzzling into the stubble he had grown.
“It’s tax season.”
“Tax season.” you scoff making him look up at you questioningly “Just because I don’t ask questions doesn’t mean I’m stupid.”
“Like your hench-“
He cuts you off before you could finish, pressing his lips to yours and pulling your thighs around his so you straddle his lap. The taste of sour cherry vodka is very apparent on your lips.
“Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to darling.” he lectures, leaning lower to kiss your neck.
“On— on a more serious note, I could use a big girl job.” you smile at him, fixing the already untouched collar of his shirt. Truly, the corporate market was the Dothraki Sea without any administrative experience.
He raises his brow. “Well, are you after Cassandra’s job?”
“No, no — but what rich businessman doesn’t have a dozen assistants.” You shrugged, “And I think I have just the right qualifications.”
“Oh, do you now?”
You eagerly nod, preparing yourself to list a vocal resume. “I make great coffee, a barista duh? I can type quickly, I’m friendly and I can be very pretty and— and” you stick out your pointer and curl it around his collar to pull yourself closer to his ear.
“I can service you in many other ways, Mr Lannister.” You whisper in his ear before settling back on your calves.
His gaze hardens once more as he pulls his lips to a tight line. “Alright,” he rubs up your back “you have had one too many.”
This time like an indignant child pouting you pick his pointer finger and place it on the tip of your nose to once again prove you were indeed not wasted and within your right mind. You wanted the job, and you were just a little horny.
The green of his eyes traced over yours for a moment, before a scoff tumbled from his chest. “You want a job?”
You nodded your head once more.
“Earn it then.”
He helped you off of him, letting you settle onto your knees, the rug providing ample protection to your poor knees, you tilted your head confused as he lifted your chin with his pointer.
“Take your panties off for me.”
Your breath hitched as excited electrocution began hurtling towards your mound. Your dry spell was to be lifted, another reward for acing your exams. Your eyes were fixated on Tywin as you shuffled your fingers under your green dress and pulled off your black thong, he held your shoulders to stop you from stumbling forwards as you pulled the flimsy fabric back your legs.
His other hand extended out for you to hand him your panties which he promptly shoved in his pocket.
“Let’s see if you are as qualified as you say you are, little miss.”
You could stay here all day, oddly warm, comfortable. Minus the heels constricting your feet. It felt nice, it felt good thought it should be humiliating.
You sat on calves, with Jimmy Choo’s on your feet and a diamond pendant necklace around your neck. Head rested against Tywin’s thigh as he sat ever so commandingly in his armchair, his pretty whore knelt between his feet with an aching between your legs. You bite your inner cheek to not moan.
“Please sir,” you whimpered, feeling another wave hurtling towards you as you rocked your hips against the fine black leather of Tywin’s dress shoes, the texture torturously stimulating your throbbing bud. You gnawed at his knee to stop the surge and then you whimpered once more.
Your bottom lip wobbled, sniffling as you blinked away your tears. You sat straight with your back straight. You should have chosen the belt lashes instead, this was cruel—so fucking cruel. Here he sat, reading his revenue reports. You, about to be his pretty assistant (only by name) writhing at his feet, eyes glossed and lips bitten, full of colour.
Tywin rather enjoyed this, having you moved to a babbling, tearful mess before he buried his cock in the warm, wet snug for your pussy. He would make you earn the treat, he would have wanted nothing more but to keep you within his eyesight all day, safe and untouched. Your college had already taken such a toll on you he even went through with the private jet arrangements and hotel room to offer you a luxurious escape. His housekeeper, as you sat wiggling by his feet, was packing your luggage.
“You’ve got to keep quiet, little girl, that was the deal.” His deeper voice crumbles, moving his hand away from the folders to gently pet your hair.
You looked at him, lips pouted and trembling and nodded your head. Your eyes give him the sweetest most apologetic look, before sinking further into your knees and closing your eyes to avert this feeling of perpetual embarrassment and agony.
Tywin set down his reports, finally having read through at least a dozen papers before focusing his attention on you. Her pet through your hair, lifting your chin to wipe at your tear-soaked cheeks.
“Messy little slut.” He tuts, “So desperate to be around me, aren’t you?”
You nod, sniffling away the more frustrated tears threatening to fall.
“You’ve earned it.” he pets your cheek once more before the magical words fell from his lips. “Come sweetheart.”
You nearly sob out in relief as you drop your head against his knee and pick up the pace of grinding against his shoe. Your shoulders shudder just as hard as your legs, your orgasm decimating your resolve. Crying out and heaving as you recover, the muffled sounds of Tywin’s voice coaxing you through it.
He pulled you back to his lap after, rubbing your back as he put away his work for the night, making a call to have the car prepared.
“I think I feel my organs now.” You groan against his shoulder, Tywin chuckles, shaking his head, wrapping his blazer around your shoulders before bundling you up.
He walks out of his office, effortlessly carrying your smaller frame along, he turns to Cassandra’s desk, noting that she indeed looked exhausted.
“Take your vacation days girl.” He orders as he walks to the elevator.
“Night Cassandra,” you shoot her a wink over your shoulder.
You almost doze away on his shoulder as you ride down to the parking, merely a few twitches at your fingertips.
“Are we going to yours?” you murmur, looking up at him through half-closed eyes. He nods, placing you inside the town car before sternly turning to Meren.
“The next time you choose to disobey my orders, a bullet will lodge itself within a place you may never find.”
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Ahhh, I’m so sorry how long this took to write. Minus the unnecessary things that have gone on for the past few days. My mojo really left me for a week or two but I’m here now, trying to get back into it.
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Also my requests for one shots, this series and Bloody Baby are open, also stop by to my asks any time. I love ranting about my fics hehe.
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CONFISCATED: PART 4
Loren woke up feeling great. Last night had been incredible. She had never felt so turned on as she had when she had bullied and destroyed Bella. She kept replying her nerdification of her sister, remembering how hot it had been to transform Bella into a dorky nobody. Bella had seemed genuinely broken. Loren wondered... she hadn't gone... too far... had she?
It was hard to explain how wet it had made her to be so evil and mean. Her new body seemed to respond positively to cruelty and evil. The meaner and bitchier she was, the harder she could orgasm. It gave her the incentive to be truly mean and she had so far taken it as far as she could. In fact, she wanted more. She wanted it all.
After her fun with her sister, she had removed her makeup and slipped into sexy silk PJ's. She had masturbated herself to sleep, her wet pussy and her fingers tired as she fell into delicious dreams of sex. Next door she could hear her Mom getting fucked like an animal. It made her want to be fucked too.
She couldn't help but smile at the thought. It was strange. Lawrence had been straight, but she was DEFINITELY into men. Her horny young mind was actually pretty cock-obsessed. The changes to her body and mind the app had made had really done a number on her.
Now it was Monday morning and it was time for school. Loren was ready for a shower, but first, grabbing her phone, she unlocked it and opened her Brat App. It was pleasing to see the points she had unlocked by draining Bella were still waiting to be used. She had SO many ideas for them.
She checked the timer. There was only seven hours left. Seven hours before she had to access the refund or be stuck this way forever. It would pretty much coincide with the end of the school day. She'd have her opportunity to experience one glorious day at school, then she'd have to go back to being a man.
Well if she wanted to turn back of course. She did want to turn back right?
Loren decided not to think about that. Instead she slipped into the shower and lathered and washed her perfect body. She then blow dried her hair and sitting at her vanity table began to do her makeup.
She did all these feminine things as if she were used to them - as if they were things she had always done. The Brat App had changed her and given her the memories and knowledge she needed to be a spoiled little bitch. It all came so naturally to her now... the thick mascara, the sexy lipgloss, the bodyspray and perfume.
It felt so fucking nice to be so feminine.
She was on cloud nine.
Walking to her wardrobe Loren opened the door and grinned as she pulled out her Cheerleading uniform. Today was practice so she got to wear this slutty little number. Feeling like the Queen Bee she was, she slid the uniform on and tied a cute matching bow in her hair.
"Time to destroy some fucking losers," she purred nastily admiring herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe how delicious it felt to be an Alpha Girl.
Emerging from her room, Loren skipped easily down the stairs. Her body was light, flexible and elegant. She moved now with a dancers grace and weighed hardly anything. She enjoyed how young and strong her perfect body was. She couldn't wait to use it to fuck.
Yes... she needed to fuck. She couldn't stop thinking about it. She wanted a man and she wanted him today. After all, soon she wouldn't have the opportunity. It had to be today.
Bethany was sitting at the breakfast table eating a yoghurt. She looked incredible. Loren couldn't help but admire her Mom's massive tits and the tight dress that showed off every curve. Her Mom looked expensive, bitchy and mean. Loren was so proud to be her daughter.
"Loren darling, you look perfect as always. Come here and give me a kiss."
Loren walked over and Bethany embraced her daughter proudly. "Remember dear, anyone who gets in your way... destroy them. Fuck those losers up. I want you to be especially mean today."
"Yes Mom," giggled Loren.
"Eugh, here comes your USELESS sister," sighed Bethany as with a clumsy clatter, Bella tumbled down the stairs. Loren laughed, her face a mask of amusement as she regarded the clumsy unfeminine tomboy she had created. Bella was such a fucking loser.
That's your daughter... why are you so turned on destroying your own daughter. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Loren's lips twisted into a smile. Mmmmmh, just thinking about how wrong it was made her wet. What was happening to her? Why was she so fucking perverted? Was she becoming more evil as the countdown ticked away? Part of her hoped so...
"Mommy, isn't a shame you don't only have one daughter? Wouldn't you prefer it if I was the only feminine one in the house?"
"Of course I would my dear," purred Bethany. "It sickens me to see how useless your sister is. She's a disapointment to this family and to me. I'd do anything to take her femininity away from her."
Loren giggled as she pulled out her phone. "It's funny you should say that Mommy."
Bethany saw the phone in Loren's hands and her face widened with panic. "No... please... Loren, what are you going to do now?"
Loren laughed as she opened the Brat App and begun to push buttons. "You don't deserve to be a girl. Let's see how you prefer being my loser brother."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Bella as her body suddenly burned with fire. The power of the Brat App was transforming her again, only this time stealing what remained of her femininity and turning her into a boy. She sobbed and groaned as her very identity was twisted and destroyed, remade by Loren's malicious desires.
"Mmmmh that's so fucking hawt," groaned Loren as she watched in glee. Bethany sat uncaring as her real daughter was transformed and her former husband, became her only daughter. The Brat App was already adjusting her memories and perception so she would think things had always been this way.
Panting, Billy picked himself up off the floor. The spotty, clumsy nerd turned his now masculine hands over in horror and running to the window, caught sight of himself in a mirror. He was fully male now. He was a boy.
"There... isn't that better Billy? I've freed you from the burden of being a girl. This family only has room for one daughter and that's now me."
"You're a monster," gasped Billy. "I can't believe you used to be my Father. Why are you doing this?"
"Because I can. Mmmmmh, because it feels so fucking good," leered Loren. She took a bite of toast and then casually threw the rest into the bin. She was a cheerleader, she didn't do breakfast.
"See you later loser - I need to get to school."
Billy watched as his sexy sister swayed out of the room laughing at the chaos she had caused.
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Billy nervously pushed open the door to the school and walked into the hall. Rows of lockers covered the walls and students were going back and forth getting what they needed for the day.
Back when he had been a girl, Billy had a locker with his popular friends up at the top end... but now he was a scrawny loser things had changed.
Billy's locker was now a battered piece of shit at the bottom end. He was a nerd, a nobody... not like his popular sister.
Loren was at the other end of the hallway, her arms wrapped around Chet - the hottest boy at school. Chet was so fucking cool. He was rich, handsome, fit and successful. As he watched Loren drape herself over Chet, Billy felt a surge of rage and hatred. Chet was the boy he had a crush on and he had intended to get with him once he had used the brat app to make himself popular.
Much to his horror, Billy realised Loren had left his sexual preferences intact. Even though he was now male, he still was attracted to boys. Chet remained his dream hunk - only now he had no chance of ever getting him.
He couldn't believe what an evil fucking bitch Loren was. How had his own father become so mean?
What was going to happen next?
Billy didn't want to find out...
He watched as Loren and Chet approached and his heart sank. He had a feeling this was going to be bad...
#evie hyde#bitchification#f2f corruption#m2f transformation#evil bitch#confiscated#corrupted#brat app#brat
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"Truth Or Dare?"
Pairing: Cassian x Reader
Summary: Another game night. Mor playing cupid.
A/N: thank you so much everyone who read and liked "Whould you rather...?". I love you all very much. This is kind of a second part to that but can be read as a standalone. I hope you fun reading this. 😁😏
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Another day, Another game night.
A whole month passed, and we still haven't gotten free of all the work. I guess rebuilding a whole continent takes time. Cassian's been spending time with Nesta quite a lot lately, giving her training sessions. Even though nothing is going on between them, I can see how they look at each other. Those secret glances and soft touches they give each other.
I hate to admit it but It makes me jealous.
When I told Mor about it, she gave me a confused look. Apparently nobody but me thinks that they have something going on.
So sitting right now, near Cass, I can't focus on anything. My mind constantly goes back to that slight smirk I saw Cassian give Nesta this morning. I push the thoughts away and try to listen to my friends playing.
Somehow, Cass convinced everyone to play truth and dare. He ignored everyone's whines and took out one of rhys's wine bottle that we'd finished. When we tried to talk him out of this game he forced us to sit in a circle, literally.
I sit with Cassian and Amren at either side of me. Azriel and Mor beside them, and Feyre and Rhysand in front of me.
Cassian spun the bottle and the game starts.
"Truth Or Dare?"
"Truth."
"What is the dumbest excuse have you used before to get out plans?"
"I said,"My cat is sick." To get out of a date, knowing very well My date knew I didn't have a cat." Mor laughs.
"Truth."
"What's the longest time you've ever gone without showering?"
"31 hours." Rhys thins his lips and nods. "You're supposed to say the truth." Cass comments. "I am" He narrows his eyes. "You're boring." Rhys rolls his eyes and my lips tug up as we move on.
"Dare."
"Drink a glass of water with 5 spoons of salt."
We all watch in awe when Amren it all with a straight face. No giving any reaction, she puts the glass down on the table and looks at her nails. "This was too easy." Mor quietly picks the glass and drinks the last drop of salt water from it, wincing immediately. "Do you not have taste buds?" Cass's widen eyes moves between her and the glass.
"Truth."
"What is one thing you would stand in line an hour for?"
"New paints." Feyre eyes lit up in excitement.
"Dare."
"Sit in someone's lap." Cassian smirks thinking that'll bother me.
"Mor!" I plop myself on her lap, both of us laughing hysterically as her arms wrap around my stomach. Cassian frowns. He rolls his eyes, huffing and spins the bottle.
"Truth."
"Which was your most embarrassing date?"
"There was this male, Loren or something, we were on a date at this club he told me to meet in. I go there and we have a good time but halfway through the date, this women comes up to him and slaps him with all her might! I'm standing there like," Mor impersonates with brows up, lips rolled in her mouth and continues,"turns out she was his wife." We gasp dramatically and she nods.
"Dare."
"Take off your cloths and dance around in you underwear."
"Oh darling, if you wanted to see me naked you should've just asked." Rhys smirks at cassian and completes his dare.
"Dare."
"Cassian, since you didn't answer your question last time," there it is, that glint in Mor's eyes that indicates choas. "I dare you to kiss Y/N." She grins.
Utter silence. My eyes widen and snap to Mor in shock. Everyone looks at Cassian to see his reaction.
"Oh come on! That's ridiculous!" He throws up his hands. "Uh-uh. Remember the rules, Cassie." Mor teases. I look at cassian silently cursing her for putting us in this situation. I see a bit pink in cassian's cheeks and my eyebrows go up.
Is Cassian blushing?
"F-fine." The slight hitch is his voice does not go unnoticed. He turns to me and my breath grows.
"Can I-," He clears his throat,"Can I kiss you?" He asks in low voice. He wants to make sure I'm alright. The realisation makes blood rush to my cheeks. I silently nod, not trusting my voice.
He leans closer, my eyes constantly switch between his eyes and lips. He stops just before my lips, giving me time to back off. I don't.
His lips touch mine.
I stop breathing.
Our lips rest against each other and my eyes close. His lips surprising soft.
His sighs against me. My mind clears out everything except how well how good it feels to kiss him.
I don't want this to end.
But it ends anyway.
He pulls back and looks into my eyes. I search his, waiting for the regret to come but all I see is awe in them. It makes my stomach flutter. I struggle to breath.
Someone claps. We snap out of whatever trance we seem to be in. I suddenly remember we aren't alone and my face heats. I clear my throat and look down because I can't look at anyone right now.
I just kissed Cassian. In front of everyone.
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My rest of the night is spent in a haze. I can't stop thinking about the kiss we had. I don't care that it was dare and that too of only 5 seconds.
When the game finally ends and we start to descend to rooms, as we wish each other good night, Mor gives me a sly smirk and a wink. My blush doesn't leave my face the whole night.
Cassian walks up to me and I take a deep breath preparing myself to get heartbroken. "Are you OK?" His question catches me off guard.
"Uh-yes. Why?" I stammer.
"Just wanted to make sure you weren't uncomfortable about before." His gaze dips to my mouth for a second before coming back to my eyes.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm not." My faces flushes under his heated gaze.
He opens his mouth but closes immediately, swallowing back whatever he wanted to say.
"Let me walk you to your room?" He finally asks.
"Of course." I smile.
We start to my room, walking beside each other. Not saying anything and just enjoying our company. His hand brushes mine. I prey silently for him to take it in his. He doesn't.
I feel slightly disappointed when we reach my room. I open my door and turn to him.
"This is it, I guess. Good night." I look up at him.
His hand rises and tuck my hair behind my ear. I struggle to breath for the second time tonight. His fingers graze my face, from my cheek to jaw and moving back to his side. "Good night."
I go into my room and close to door, fearing if I stay out too long, I might do something crazy like kiss him again. I lean back against my door and try to even out my breath. My eyes close and head falls, thinking about the events happened tonight. I wait for the sound footsteps moving away, signaling his leave. I don't hear them.
I stand up straight and try to listen more properly but can't hear anything for some reason. I quietly open the door again to find him still standing there. Breathing heavy with heated eyes.
We take out each other in and our eyes meet, both filled with desire.
"Fuck it." He slams his lips to mine.
The force sends me almost falling back but he catches me, wrapping an arm around my waist and the other behind my face. He walks us both into the room. My hand grips his hair and the other on the door, slaming in shut.
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on my second playthrough of dav. playing as an older nb he/him shadow dragon rogue named loren. having a lot of fun running around pretending im mentoring all these young people as a bitter, jaded elf who grew up in minrathous. picking the comedy dialogue option most of the time bc after seeing all the shit hes seen in his life all thats left is to laugh at the most inappropriate times. hes taash and bellara's quirky uncle. he sees a lot of himself in davrin. etc etc you get the idea.
im romancing emmrich this time and its really sweet. hes very proper. gives you flowers, calls you darling, takes you out for a nice dinner. took loren a lot of warming up to get to this point (being an elf from minrathous who mistrusts mages on principle, putting his cynical and negative personality up against emmrich's hopeful naiveté). i imagine lorens had a lot of flings but never something this romantic. theyre having a great time in the apocalypse.
but ive noticed the game just... expects you to be younger? its most apparent with varric calling rook "kid," which. okay i can make that work in my head. it seems just like him to make jokes about that to someone whos only a year younger than him.
everyone else? im?? theres several examples. harding mentioning that rook's "kinda younger" than emmrich, insinuating its a problem. emmrich himself worrying what others might think of their relationship, "given their ages." emmrich often and repeatedly calls rook "fresh-faced" when complimenting them. the list goes on.
im familiar with bioware writing being The Way That It Is, so im not tryna get into the root of the issue here. i just want to have fun with my little fake guy. so. to make this all not be weird im hcing that varric started the joke of calling rook "kid," and now the rest of the team is carrying on the bit because they know it irritates him. harding heard loren go "WE'RE THE SAME AGE, VARRIC" one time and was like oh im never gonna let him hear the end of this. and then she got everyone else on board with it.
#ive talked about this in discord servers but im seeing other people having the same thing going on and its#like. bioware writing being what it is i cant be too surprised#and im not even irritated its just eyeroll worthy yknow#kind of funny kind of annoying#im making it work#dragon age#dav#dragon age veilguard#dav spoilers#emmrich x rook#emmrich volkarin#rook mercar#sigh. lol#pin talks#in my head loren is like#i dunno mid forties? early fifties?#so the 'age gap' here is like idk#maybe ten years if that
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I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY GIRLBAND DR RAAAHHHHHHH LISTEN UP FUCKERS
so first of all, my girlband is called Ultraviolet, or UV for short. our fans call us vivies, like how people call the lesserafim members "fimmies", and we call them vivies too. a little running joke between us is that the members are senior vivies and our fans are junior vivies. we debut on February 14th, 2025 with seven members; me, Sierra, Nicole, Emmy, Linh, Brooke and Annika.
me and Sierra are the moms of the group. we've been best friends since we met as trainees when we were both 12, and have been inseparable since. she's also my love interest <3
me and Emmy are like the tom and jerry of the group, always messing with each other and beating each other up (lovingly).
Linh, Brooke and Annika are the babies. as the eldest of the baby line, Linh is very protective of Brooke and Annika, even though Linh's 5'2 while Brooke is 5'5 and Annika is 5'9 😭. all of us older girls are way shorter than the youngest, but the shorter ones are very strong and baby the HELL outta the younger ones. its very much giving (see meme at bottom of post lmao)
im the oldest and the leader, while Sierra is twelve days younger than me and is my co-leader.
pretty much all of the members are queer in some regard except for Annika, who we joke is our token straight friend.
we end up becoming even more popular than bts 😼 this is my dr it can be as self indulgent as i want shush
Nicole is the mean one (said lovingly) and is always pissing everyone off (again, lovingly) with her constant sarcasm
Brooke and Annika, as the babies of the group, are basically joined at the hip. never leave each other alone. practically superglued to each other.
we're entirely self produced. i'm the main producer/composer/lyricist and Sierra and Emmy are producers and lyricists too.
here's our discography:
debut single: America's Sweethearts (og artist: Lauren Presley)
first mini album:
title track: Brutal (og: Olivia Rodrigo)
What it Means to Be a Girl (Emeline)
This is How I Learn to Say No (Emeline)
Stray (jxdn)
Freaks (Surf Curse)
second single: Mrs Potato Head (Melanie Martinez)
first full album:
title track: All About Me (lilyisthatyou)
All or Nothing (topic & hrvy)
Mantra [my solo] (Jennie)
I Want That (g-idle)
SLAYYYY [Nicole solo] (upsahl)
Bad Energy [Emmy solo] (lilyisthatyou)
Only One [Annika solo] (vcha)
Queen [Brooke solo] (Loren Gray)
More Than a Friend [Sierra solo] (girli)
Flare [Linh solo] (ashwarya)
second mini album:
title track: TAKE MY NIRVANA (pvris)
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE (pvris)
Therefore I Am (billie eilish)
Isaac (bear's den)
Punisher (k.flay)
third mini album:
title track: Tears on the Dancefloor (upsahl)
Painful Euphoria (lilyisthatyou)
Stuck (day wave)
Collide [sped up. me, Brooke and Nicole unit song] (Justine Skye. and the rap with that guy isnt there lmao, i hate that part)
Summer so Hot (upsahl)
fourth mini album:
title track: WOKE UP (xg)
till my hands bleed [me, Sierra, Emmy unit] (neffex)
Tomboy (destiny rogers)
NO HANDS (upsahl)
Vicious (tate mcrae)
Body Talk (ofenbach & SVEA)
SICK PRETTY MIND [Nicole and Brooke unit]
Dance (lilyisthatyou)
Body to Body (telykast)
Shiver (john summit & hayla)
Moonlight Magic [me, Emmy and Sierra unit] (ashnikko)
third single: Monica Lewinsky (upsahl)
fourth single: PINK LIKE SUKI [uv ft. Megan Thee Stallion] (pebbles&tamtam)
fifth single: Dancing with a Stranger (sam smith & normani)
second full album:
title track: Die with a Smile (lady gaga & bruno mars)
FRI(END)S [Sierra solo] (v)
Me or You [Linh solo] (matteo bocelli)
Spiral (lilyisthatyou)
her [me and Brooke unit] (jvke)
Je te laisserai des mots (patrick watson)
oh love [annika solo] (delaney bailey)
Mom [my solo] (meghan trainor)
friendly fire (eaJ)
Lifeline (the rose & transparent arts)
Love Story (indila)
Slow it Down (benson boone)
Sad Forever (lauv)
Invisible Things (lauv)
I'm Different Now (rosie darling)
Dying Star (ashnikko)
my home (the change)
sixth single: LOVE WAR [Todrick Hall ft. Ultraviolet. we add our own verse]
seventh single: SHE (winona oak)
fifth mini album:
title track: MEAN! (madeline the person)
Older (sasha alex sloan)
Dream (priscilla ahn)
j's lullaby (darlin' i'd wait for you) ((delaney bailey))
Angel Baby (troye sivan)
Beautiful (bazzi)
All 4 Nothing (I'm so in love) ((lauv))
i'm so tired... (lauv)
eighth single: Monica Lewinsky (upsahl)
ninth single: Love U Like That (lauv)
tenth single: She Knows It (maggie lindermann)
eleventh single: Dernière Danse (indila)
sixth mini album: Play With Fire (sam tinnesz)
HALO (lilyisthatyou)
Aimed to Kill (jade lemac)
Hellhound (deathbyromy)
HARD TO LOVE (lilyisthatyou)
Animal (emeline)
Chokehold [Emmy and Sierra unit]
don't break my... [me, Nicole and Brooke unit (kenzie cait)
HE KNOWS [me, Nicole and Brooke unit ft. lil nas x] (camila cabello & lil nas x)
twelfth single: body bag (caroline romano)
bsides: supercool (ariana and the rose)
i gave you everything (ekkstacy)
that's all i got for the discography so far.
#shifting diary#shiftblr#reality shifting#shifting#shifting community#shifting reality#shifting blog#anti shifters dni#girl group shifting#girlband shifting
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From Anon...
Anon, I'm assuming English isn't your first language and when you say "he", you mean "she." Madalina has a daughter, not Sam. 👆 And "she" accepted an invitation, not "he." 👇
Hi Anon, before I answer you, I'd like to make a request of you and others. I know people like to use initials instead of full names when they write about Sam's dates, but I'm tired, getting old, and the brain ain't working as quickly as it used to. I don't have time to be concentrating super hard to figure out WHO people are talking about. So, PLEASE when anyone sends Anons or even just DMs, write out full names. I would really appreciate it. On my blog, I've never been subtle about who I'm writing about. I always use full names.
In this instance, because you put that MG was Gerard's ex, I assumed you meant Gerard Butler. And I was able to look her up this way. But, if you hadn't done that, I'd never know who you were referring to.
Sooo, the MG the Anon is referring to is Madalina Ghenea, Romanian model/actress/producer. And, yes, Sam does follow her.
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Here's a short bio on her. 👇
She reminds me of a young Sophia Loren. Here's who she's dated. Some very famous men. 👇
Above, it says she's in a long term relationship with Matei Stratan, but this Romanian tabloid article says they broke up, and he's dating someone new as of this year. Who knows. I literally never heard of these people up until today. 👇
Here's her latest IG stories 👇 Halloween Party this past weekend.
Here are the white roses and note the Anon is referring to. 👇
BUT, it's clear that the note above was NOT written by a man whose first language is English. "Would you mind to accept" is not proper English. That's definitely a non native English speaker. Also I highly doubt Sam would use that silly grade school check the box yes or no.
AND, more importantly Sam has said in the past he writes using all capital letters. This is Sam's handwriting 👇
The man who wrote the note with the white roses used both capital letters and lower case letters. Sam only uses capital letters.
Soooo, unless, we get concrete proof, I'm chalking this up to "nothing to see here..." But, I've been wrong before, so we shall see... and all that jazz. 😘
Happy Monday, darlings!
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Christmas Carol-cember, Day 14
From muppets to ponies to lost television media, it seems A Christmas Carol fits very well into the musical genre. But obviously, a great musical is only as good as the songwriters providing the songs.
So when the writing/directing duo behind “Daddy’s Home 1 & 2,” “Hot Tub Time Machine,” and “We’re The Millers” signed a deal with Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds and got Apple to pony up $75 million in the bidding war, they needed songwriters who could make some bangers for their holiday musical comedy.
Enter the hottest songwriting darlings of musical theatre: Benj Patel and Justin Paul. Two guys who met at the University of Michigan with a love of musicals so strong, they wrote their own called “Edges" while completing their Bachelor of Fine Arts degrees in musical theatre. But their true accomplishment was the 2015 musical “Dear Evan Hansen” that shot them into the stratosphere of success after they won the Tony for Best Musical and Best Original Score and later won a Grammy just as Hollywood came a-knocking. They made a splash with writing the songs to 2016’s “La La Land” that earned them an Oscar win for Best Original Song before they truly became Hollywood darlings with 2017’s super hit “The Greatest Showman.” They also won a Emmy for writing songs for the Hulu show “Only Murders in the Building,” making them the newest editions to the EGOT crowd.
Naturally, when you can get these guys to write your musical, you’ve got a guaranteed success.
Right?
In the modern day, the Ghosts of Christmas Past (Sunita Mani), Present (Will Ferrell) and Yet To Come (voiced by Tracy Morgan but played by NBA star Loren G Woods) still perform the annual duty of picking out a miserly human every Christmas Eve and force them to change their ways for the betterment of mankind.
They celebrate every converted human with an elaborate music number.
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And before you ask, yes, they openly acknowledge it’s weird but never explain why they do it other than “just cause."
Although the Ghost of the Present is eligible for retirement, he refuses to step down until he finds that one human he can change who will have a meaningful impact on the world. Enter Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds), a selfish media consultant who will do and say anything to stir the pot as well as get ahead in his career, even going so far as to tell his niece to post an unflattering video of her opponent to win class president, much to the displeasure of his Executive Vice President Kimberly (Octavia Spencer).
Realizing this guy is just what he’s looking for, he makes the pitch to his boss, Jacob Marley (Patrick Page), but is warned that Briggs is “Unredeemable.” Unwavering, the ghosts prepare to haunt Briggs, only to learn that Briggs is not too hip to just follow the traditional story beats and finds that it might not be just him that needs to make a change, forcing the Ghost of the Present to reflect on what he really wants...
All done with music numbers that the characters keep recognizing is weird that they do them.
Hope you liked that joke cause they will beat it into your head that it’s weird for there to be music numbers in a musical.
But only for the sequences with the ghosts as they establish the songs are happening within the world of the movie, whereas the music numbers amongst the living are happening inside their minds or as a metaphorical speech given at a convention.
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At least I thought that was the idea until Octavia Spencer attempts a reprise of her own song near the film’s end until Ryan Reynolds cuts her off.
Taking a moment to step back let’s drop some film theory to give you an understand why this running joke bothers me so.
In the medium of film or television, there are two modes of sound that connect to the implementation of music or sound effects.
Diagetic Sound is sound that occurs within the world of the story and we can see its source. Whether it’s a baby crying, a car driving past, a conversation between two people or a vinyl record set on a record player, the sound we hear is the same sound the characters in the narrative hear.
Non-Diagetic Sound is sound that is not happening inside the world of the story. This is usually narration but it's most commonly film scores as not everyone can hear the swelling of music happening around them unless directly shown to be, such as the Walkman music from “Guardians of the Galaxy."
Musicals are a tricky act because it’s not so simple to explain whether they are one or the other. For the most part, it’s widely accepted that songs in musicals are non-diagetic. An inner monologue given out in song that represents what the characters are feeling or meant to serve a symbolic gesture behind their actions or words.
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Take “Popular” from Wicked. While Galinda is having this conversation with Elphaba about giving her a makeover, we the audience can see her singing, the musical imparts the suggestion that the singing is an internal gesture that is made manifest in song for the audience to hear. The lyrics are a metaphor for the situation and the song is Galindo's internal thoughts.
Of course that’s not to say songs can’t be diagetic in a musical.
“Million Dollar Quartet” specifically makes it clear the songs performed do come from the cast as they are performing their songs within a recording studio. The songs serve both a symbolic gesture while clearly being connected to the world within the musical.
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“Spirited” is trying to have it’s cake and eat it too by employing both modes to suggest the music numbers are diagetic and non-diagetic, but it seems to be at odds with itself.
It tries to play itself as funny by poking fun of itself for being a musical….while indulging in elaborate music numbers with complex choreography, colorful set pieces and big bombastic songs that feel right at home on a Broadway stage.
It’s funny once when the movie opens with a music number and a random intern openly asks why everyone is singing before he is told it's just what they do. Ryan Reynolds interrupts music numbers or makes snarky comments how he could perform an elaborate dance number, even one music number that was cut for time plays over the end credits when the joke for that scene was Marley giving Present what he wanted to avoid a music number.
Even during an emotional ballad from Will Ferrell where that same intern from the beginning whispers “What the heck is going on?” It just takes me out of the musical and whatever feeling they want out of me as it slams to a halt.
Contrast that with “Spamalot” where the songs remind you that this is a musical, skewering itself relentlessly but never losing its identity. Such as the number “The Song That Goes Like This,” where Lancelot and the Lady of the Lake perform this duet together, all while calling out the cliche of that kind of musical number in the lyrics or pointing out their own shortcomings to hit specific keys.
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It’s the anti-musical musical that still has enough respect for its audience even when it’s taking the piss out of them.
The sad thing is, all that was me speaking to what I got the most worked up about this film.
Because it’s not completely bad, there’s plenty here that’s worth giving a glowing recommendation that I was enjoying.
Ryan Reynolds still remains his usual smart-mouth self that has boosted his career since “Deadpool” but he shows impressive range as a singer (even if there were a few moments I could have sworn I heard auto-tune alteration yet on the soundtrack, there is no alteration) as well as his physicality for the complex choreography created by Emmy-nominated Chloé Arnold and her team, Ava Bernstine-Mitchell and Martha Nichols. Coupling that was Will Ferrell, clearly having understood the assignment as he too shows some impressive dance moves and singing that feels like it comes from the heart, even if some of his humor is still screaming loudly. But he balances that screaming at the top of his lungs with pathos and a well timed retort bouncing off of Ryan Reynolds humor.
What’s more, their chemistry actually works. Even when the ghosts are going through the motions of showing Briggs his past, Present sees Briggs is deeply uncomfortable having to face a traumatic moment and supports him while Briggs recognizes Present's desire to experience the world again and helps him to step out of his shell when he recognizes a connection between him and Kimberly.
And they sell it! That bromance feels genuine and if the songs weren’t part of the film, their chemistry would still carry the movie.
As for the songs themselves, they’re really good. So good it’s why I’m annoyed every time the film keeps calling itself out on them.
One main reason why Pasek and Paul are great songwriters is because they know the conventions of musical theatre and are very familiar with what appeals to people. “That Christmas Morning Feeling” is the kind of big flashy modern musical number that gets people to cheer in the cheap seats and usually shows up on Good Morning America. “Bringin’ Back Christmas” is the kind of jazzy dance number that would have been right at home in the big brass and swing musicals like Cole Porter’s “Anything Goes.” “Good Afternoon,” while on the crass side, you get the feeling the two took a lot of inspiration from the playful bounciness of the Sherman Brothers.
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The songs are the highlight, even if one or two of them overstay their welcome (“Unredeemable” did that for me, as well as “Do A Little Good” though by then, I just wanted the movie to be over with). But they’re very strong and hold on their own, which is why I find it so frustrating the script has to come off as “witty” to interrupt itself with snide comments about its own songs.
I really dug the overarching modern themes of cancel culture and the online trigger outrage that is rampant and often exploited by companies for profit. Even the whole concept of the Ghosts expecting to scare people into forcing a change is taken into an interesting place as Briggs says that people don’t really change overnight, but it takes real time and effort for people to make that choice to stop being an ass. Heck, it’s not even seeing a vision of his future that really forces a change from him, he outright says that “sure, I’m gonna feel bad for a few days but then I’m gonna get over it. That’s my job.” What forces a change is the bond he builds with the Ghost of Christmas Present and his willingness to be there for him when he recognizes it’s too much.
It’s a genuinely compelling argument without dissing on Charles Dickens but making a modern point in personal growth. Changing yourself takes work, but it helps to have people to support you.
I liked that. It’s not necessarily an open embrace of Dickens nor does it reinvent the wheel, but in this age of post-irony, it clearly has put thought into itself.
Moments like that clearly show there was an effort to insert sincerity into the script. I just keep being pulled out of the narrative every time they do a music number and call attention to how odd the musical cliches are.
As I said above, a musical lives within its own logic. If your narrative is to acknowledge it and move on, fine. "Rocko's Modern World" made that joke and it's funny every time I see that gag.
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But this film keeps calling attention to that cliche and it gets tiring, especially when Will Ferrell does this emotional ballad that showcases superb camerawork and choreography with people holding lights and creating patterns with it…only to be offset by some dude watching who interrupts the song with a snide comment.
I didn’t outright loathe “Spirited,” but by the time the movie was over, I was so annoyed with it, I wanted it to be done and over with so I could move on. Which is a shame because there is plenty here that is worth watching. The cast do a fantastic job, especially Ryan Reynolds who clearly knows how to build rapport with his co-stars whether they are Will Ferrell or Hugh Jackman, the songs stand on their own and are infectious ear worms.
But with a sense of self-aware snark that grinds against the sincerity the film is trying to present, it just comes off as irritatingly hollow at the wrong times. Like driving in a fancy car with superb sound quality and smooth driving but every time you hit the brakes, there’s this awful screeching sound coming from the bottom front of the car that you worry might snap the brake lines and send it careening off.
But if you’re not bothered? Hey, I say go for it, just make sure you’re not going over 50 when you do so.
“Spirited” is available for streaming on Apple TV+
Next week, we’re going to focus on a different theme; whether the story still holds weight even when the characters are aware of Charles Dickens and the cliches.
For that? I think I might call a Doctor...
#reviews#ebenezer scrooge#a christmas carol#christmas#spirited 2022#will ferrell#octavia spencer#ryan reynolds#tracy morgan#musicals#broadway#musical theatre#benj pasek#justin paul#Pasek & Paul#greatest showman#dear evan hansen#la la land#Youtube
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Can you recommend your favorite comedies/romcoms from the 50s and 60s? I'd love to watch more but I have trouble finding more than the Classics™️ (as decided by? websites in general I guess?)
Yours, mine and ours (1968)
A touch of mink (1962)
Send me no flowers (1964)
Pillow talk (1959)
Lover come back (1961)
Move over darling (1963)
The thrill of it all (1963)
Operation petticoat (1959)
Houseboat (1958)
Cinderella story (sophia loren, 1967, this one is hard to find)
it started in naples (1960)
Indiscreet (1958)
Blondes preferred (1953)
We’re no angels (1955)
Teacher‘s pet (1958)
Carry-on movies in general (throughout the 50s,60s and 70s)
Father of the bride (1951)
The countess from hong kong (1967)
Roman holiday (1953)
Sabrina (1954, tbh I prefer the 90s version more though)
Charade (1963)
My fair lady (1964)
Funny girl (1968)
Louis de funès movies in general (50s, 60s, 70s)
Strange bedfellows (1965)
Those are my favs so far. I still have a few movies left to watch with i.e. katherine hepburn, spencer tracy and shirley maclaine and others in the main cast, but there aren’t many left on my list. Additionally germany didn’t localize every movie back then, mostly those that were already successful in their home country and would promise guaranteed success in german cinema, so there‘s the chance that most of the movies I named are listed as classics. Though I do hope I could name a few that are new to you. :D
I also have german fav movies from the 50s and 60s but I dunno the region you’re from, so I listed only those that have english as main language or have subtitles.
If there’s someone that would like to contribute their fav in the comments please do so.
#movies#I bought ‚come september‘ recently and it should arrive in the mail soon#am excited for that one (can’t stream it anywhere and found the bluray in an online shop)
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🪷 - my response to you!
adding your ask here bcs spoilers for the addicted series below cut
Kiss the Sky honestly had me shook. I really loved the book. I love Rose and Connor, they’re such a power couple. He always tries to make her feel confident and safe. And the sex scenes were something I wasn’t expecting. The collar, the bondage, Connor being dominant. Also, his cat Sadie is cute. I hated Scott so much, and what he did to Rose and Connor had me feeling so bad for them. What are your thoughts on Connor and Rose as characters and as a couple?
Ugh. yes, scott was literally the worst. love connor and rose's bedroom times, he was so confident and i found that v attractive of him. she could finally relax and low-key i need my next relationship to carry some of those qualities haha
The next book after Kiss the Sky is Hothouse Flower, I believe, but I skipped that because of the characters/couple so I am completely clueless when it comes to that book. After Hothouse Flower is Thrive and that one focuses on Lily and Loren, and after Thrive is Addicted After All which again focuses on Lily & Lo.
okay, so happy that lo and lily will be back! i'm like 5% in of hothouse flower and all that's happened so far is that lo relapsed off page so i'm v sad about that :(
What were your thoughts on Daisy? I haven’t read the books that focus on her, but for me personally, I don’t like her character. The way she comes off is a little irritating, a little immature, and annoying, and I didn’t like her behavior when she found out about Lily’s addiction. And the sexual innuendos between Daisy and Ryke was not it. I hate how the industry (and to an extent her mother) over-sexualize Daisy, she doesn’t deserve that, but sadly it does happen. So while I don’t like her, I think she doesn’t deserve that kind of treatment. And Ryke I don’t like either. I hate how he treats Lily; it feels rude and mean. At least be more sympathetic. Lily is trying and it’s not easy for her.
daisy is meh to me. she's young, so i guess i felt she acted her age. but the daredevil-ishness might get annoying, only tine will tell. so far ryke's pov is just saying fucking every other word so that's kind of annoying me so far. idrk how to feel about ryke, i liked him at fist but now he's just there. he's the third in my roster for who i like of the 3 haha.
I love the bromance between Connor and Loren! Them calling each other darling and love!
omg me too their banter is so fun and cute!!
I’m glad that you’re enjoying the series so far. Happy reading, Ki!💙 - 🪷
ps, do you plan on reading Hothouse Flower?
thank you for talking about it with me!! if you haven't gathered from above, i am going to read it because i need all the background info haha love yaaaa 💙💙💙
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☆Loren Ortega☆
<Desc: Loren Ortega, the athletic prodigy of your college football, volleyball and basketball team. Excelling in nearly every sport, with undeniable sweetheart charm, Ortega quickly became the heart throb of your school. Interestingly enough, this oversized puppy is absolutely down horrendous for you, and you alone. And he has been for a while now.>
☆First Appearance
☆ Loren’s Face
☆ Loren’s Motivation
☆ Darlings Team
☆ Just Loren
☆ Praise Him
☆ The Bathroom
☆ Call him pretty boy
☆ Is it big?
☆ Collar
☆ Darling Like Him
☆ Loren’s Reputation
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