#lords of chaos and all
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kydizzyy · 1 month ago
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jevil... you look a little different
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kitabearuwu · 8 months ago
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Still working on doodle requests
In the meantime, take this comic where they’re all even older adults
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rarepears · 5 months ago
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Back in the same vein of #shang qinghua is the grandpa friend among the Cang Qiong peak lords AU where Shang Qinghua is one of the oldest Qing peak lords and also nearly a couple centuries older than the youngest Qing generation disciples/peak lords (ahem, Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge)...
One day, the artifact peak lord presents a new artifact discovered from the dusty shelves of Cang Qiong and puts it on the table. It's used to identify parent-child relationships. Specifically, it identifies who, if any, in the room are the parents of the person holding the artifact. *Insert random reason why the artifact peak lord had to bring it out - maybe it's for a low stakes mission for some disciples to undertake but requires a peak lord to transport the artifact because it is rare, expensive, and delicate.*
The Cang Qiong peak lords pass it out, mostly out of curiosity. Or rather, a peak lord is curious about the artifact that they are allocating precious minutes to spend discussing during the monthly peak lord meeting, so he grabs the artifact to take a look. Plus he's bored, so there's that.
The artifact is round, pearl like, and quite pretty with that cat-eye sheen on it. He looks at it from this angle and that, but ultimately, the artifact doesn't react or respond. It's quite boring after 30 seconds of toying it around, so he puts it back.
Naturally, this becomes an invisible signal for the other peak lords to have their turn taking a look at the artifact and a number of peak lords reach out to grab it - but of course, Yue Qingyuan calls dibs first as the sect leader and therefore the highest ranked peak lord. He's not so much interested in the artifact, rather he's getting it to give to Shen Jiu.
Except... when he grabs it, a golden light immediately forms between him and Shang Qinghua... and the artifact is claiming that Shang Qinghua is his biological father.
Silence, and then shocked gasps erupt all around.
Someone immediately asks, "Is this malfunctioning?"
Shen Qingqiu goes to yank the pearl out of Yue Qingyuan's hands, but the moment he touches it, a golden light shines between him and Shang Qinghua.
By the end of this meeting, it's discovered that Shang Qinghua "fathered" most of the Qing generation peak lords; that Shang Qinghua, as is standard for An Ding peak disciples, went on many missions delivering goods to/from various merchants and encountered many sex pollen incidents as the mission leader was led by, at best, a senior disciple; and that Shang Qinghua solved those incidents the good old fashion way with some strangers (ahem, not fellow disciples because they bullied him).
Plus it's taken as fact that Shang Qinghua fathered those peak lords given that not all peak lords were his (as that would immediately be concluded as the artifact no longer properly working) especially when they interrogated Shang Qinghua so hard that they squeezed out from his mouth that he's managed to rizz up an extremely powerful influential demon ruler purely through acting pathetic. Somehow this weakling has the moves to seduce any and all, even the married and most beautiful.
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(Only Shang Qinghua knows that it's only the peak lords that he actually gave a name to instead of leaving as namely NPCs in PIDW that are marked as his children.)
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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago
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REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE
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possiblyawesometmblr · 1 year ago
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i can't believe they tumblr-sexy-man-ified wiggly
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sodariusabobusus · 2 months ago
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Some old and new stuff with Caurinus
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haywire-hetfield · 11 months ago
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socialc1imb · 8 months ago
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*gripping the new au tightly* oh no, oh no not again. Fuck. Guess I don't need sleep. I need to make art. I got to hear more about Soul's reaction, or Mind waking up after having just been shot and being like "well shit what do you mean this didn't go according to plan?"
Will I be scouring this for as much angst as I can possibly create, yes yes I will. Time to draw some stressed Heart after hearing Mind scream from the pain. Bullet wounds are no fun, even less fun to pull the bullet out if it gets stuck.
Soul's immediate reaction? Fucking fury.
The vessel had always scared Heart. Soul could be bitterly vicious and stern, violent when he needed to be, and he had only gotten worse in the past two dozen loops.
To think that he had once been considered a friend was a foreign concept. He hadn't been a friend in a long while, much less anything at all. It's true that he had given up trying, and it left him naught but more than a shell of an already incomplete man.
Yet, this shell's anger was a palpable force, bringing an already trembling Heart to his knees with just a vicious glare.
Mind—oh Christ...Mind—moaned softly from where he lay in a pool of quickly growing navy blood. He writhed and cried out, clenching at the hole he had helped Heart rip into his chest, and clean through, for good measure.
This is for the best. This is going to fix it all, Heart had to repeat to himself, as he apologized over Mind's pained screams and moans. Now, as Soul moved steadily towards him, the trident scraping against the ground, screeching as the heavy metal prongs dug triple divots into the hard flooring, Heart repeated the words. Over and over again, This is for the best. We fixed it, this is going to work.
There was no hesitation. No pause. Not even the decency to ask 'what have you done?' like Heart had anticipated to hear.
No. No, instead, Heart was met with the sole of Soul's converse slamming into his nose.
Heart screamed, begging Soul to 'WAIT—!'
Soul did not, in fact, wait. He kicked Heart back down when the half tried to sit back up, ignoring the way Heart held his hands up in surrender.
"Soul! No, please! You have to understand—!"
He could taste his own blood in his mouth. Soul had surely broken his nose. Mind wailed somewhere in the distance. Heart's ears were ringing.
"Please, Soul! It was our plan! We had to—"
Soul slammed his foot down on Heart's ribs, pinning him to the ground. Heart gasped, feeling something in his chest crack and bow. His heart skipped a beat and pounded erratically. Heart sobbed and begged Soul to listen.
"Soul—!"
The back end of the trident was sharp, and you'd never have expected it until it was used on you.
Heart screamed, arguably louder than Mind had, though it was hard to tell, as Soul had effortlessly flipped the trident around backwards and plunged it into his face. By the time Soul was gearing up for the next eye, Heart was already screaming.
He lost consciousness mere seconds before the trident touched his other eye, though the pain was not lost in the swirling oblivion.
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immortalsins · 1 year ago
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HANNIBAL (2013-2015) — SEASON ONE
Killing must feel good to God, too. He does it all the time, and are we not created in God's image? Depends on who you ask. God's terrific. He dropped a church roof on thirty-four of his worshipers last Wednesday night in Texas, while they sang a hymn. Did God feel good about that? He felt powerful.
{inspiration}
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goblin-enjoyer · 1 month ago
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I found the original post late in the wild, did the quote so quick I forgot a word as you can see with my hasty little edit here. There is chaos everywhere for those with eyes blessed to see.
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lords-of-mayhem · 6 months ago
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Things I'm normal about. Things I'm sooooo normal about
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bkchaos · 5 months ago
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Silly endlesscycles au where a single dad discovers a reason (🏳️‍🌈) to swim after his son’s first swimming class
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clingyduoapologist · 1 year ago
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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Artist credit: @ghostly-tart @t4tpolypd
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daddy-dins-girl · 1 year ago
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Pedro Boys "During a Fire Emergency"
As requested by @within-the-depths
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polin-erospsyche · 8 months ago
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I know it’s not the point but also this shot has me dying in laughter
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Baby Thomas Elliot Bridgerton, Lord Featherington, just looks so unimpressed by his mama’s writing. This baby has just been born and already he’s a literary critic and thinks he can do so much better. He’s going to cause so much mayhem of his own one day to which Pen will just sigh inwardly, wondering what they’ve put out there in the world and Colin will just stand there all proud thinking “that’s my son” 😂
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alternativeminiatures · 2 years ago
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Via @Mick19988
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