#looking for sugar mummy to date

[momoloveyooneunhye]

Sugar Mama Looking for Love - Naomi in Kisumu

Hello admin. My name is Naomi Akumu from Kisumu. A friend told me she got a nice guy from this page and I’m here to get one toyboy for myself. I am stable but single after a nasty divorce that I prefer to not talk about. I have been using dildos and other sex toys to gratify my sexual urges. I now need someone offering real human interaction. I am no longer interested in dildos. I have used them…

[momoloveyooneunhye]

Sugar Momma for Me - Veronica in Kasarani

Hello guys. My name is Veronica a 38-year-old working class lady here in Kasarani. I hope you have gotten my photos in your email. I’ve been reading some of the posts on your site and I must say it is all very interesting. A little about me. I’m a young but mature lady who is very outgoing. I love sex and have dated several men though I must admit I don’t like their styles of doing things. Now I…

[twistedtrannies]

Mombasa Hot and Sexy Sponsor Sugar Mommma - Lady Tiffany Wants to Date a Young Guy

Hello admin.  My name is Tiffany, and I live in Mombasa. I’m seeking a no-strings-attached, serious, mature gentleman 21 years and above. I would rather not share certain information about myself, like my work, specific place of residence, and more, to protect my privacy considering the fact this is an online platform. Please get in touch with the site administrator if you’re interested in…

[becausewearebadmemories]

Premier dating site for rich sugar mummies

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[christie-poke]

Kenya's Super Rich Look for Love Online

Every day more and more singles in Kenya are now going online to meet their dream rich man or woman, there is no shame in seeking to date up. People pay thousands of shillings per year to connect with wealthy, established men and women every day. An unsaid taboo exists within our society about dating rich sugar mummies or sugar daddies in Kenya. This taboo really is unfounded. People are not always after just money. In fact, dating a wealthy person means freedom more than anything. A lot of men and women want to date someone who can offer them freedom and the luxuries of living a nice life. We all deserve to have a nice life.

There are many advantages that come with seeking a rich mate. For example, dating someone without a job can be an emotional disaster. First, it will cause tension between you and your friends or family. And it will, eventually, cause resentment and become a point of contention between the two of you. Men or women who make a small amount of money don't aspire for much, either. You don't want people talking about "poor you" in every literal sense of the word, do you? Of course not! Rich dating simply sets your goals high. You can find someone who you're completely enchanted with and who also happens to have money.

Lifestyle is another advantage. Finding someone who you can connect with, and who can make your life easier with his or her wealth, is every persons dream. Stories revolving around this drive to thrive with a rich mate have existed for decades. Just look at Cinderella! The biggest issue between couples always starts with money. Infidelity comes in second place. Stress over bills, not being able to go out with friends, having to share a single vehicle, and so on arent what love is supposed to be about. Wouldnt life be easier if you eliminated the formalities involved with secretly seeking a wealthy mate?

Finding someone on a rich dating website is the simple acknowledgment of wanting a better life. You want to connect with someone who can capture your heart but who also offers stability. Don't think of using a rich dating website as "taboo", it's not. Really, it is a matchmaking tool that defines your expectations for a mate and then sets you up with potential candidates. Being rich is as much of a qualifying character as being tall, being Black, and so on.

Don't continue to struggle in relationship after relationship because you're afraid to have it all in life. You can have your cake and eat it too!

[bidisasterevankinard]

Tommy is falling (coda 8x5)

“I think I should give you reasons to put on that suit more often,” Tommy says, looking Buck up and down. The man goes to get them some water when they enter the loft.

“Fancy dates?” his man smirks at him and Tommy’s heart skips a beat again like it did on the cemetery an hour ago when this incredible and unique man gave eulogy to the long dead man. All his thoughts now and then narrowed down to a single sentence.

Oh, I’m falling for you with the speed of V22 Osprey*

Tommy keeps the thought to himself though, humming in confirmation.

“I'm ok with it, but please only after the curse is lifted,” the pout on these sinful lips is back and he can’t contain his laugh.

Tommy shakes his head. God, this man. How are you so weird but in an absolutely adoring way?

“Hey, you literally came to the cemetery with me,” the pout intensifies somehow and Tommy smiles, looking into beautiful blue eyes.

“Yeah, maybe I didn't want to leave you alone with this guy.”

“Jealous to the mummy, Kinard?” Evan smirks, and then goes serious, adding “or now he’s a ghost I guess.”

It makes him snore.

“Well, what if he's rich and you'd prefer to stay with him?”

He fakes the judging face and crosses his hand over his chest, noting how Evan bites his lips, ogling his body that is still hidden by the suit. If Tommy has to guess not for long.

“Oh, don't worry Billy is ok with me living for more years and having fun with you till I'm ready to be his forever sugar baby in afterlife,” Evan pats his hand pushing water to him. “I’m sure he will take good care of me then.”

They need only two seconds before they start laughing together.

Yeah, I’m definitely falling for you Evan, too fast and deep. I hope the impact is not going to kill me. I won’t survive you breaking my heart

But what is the possible problem for future Tommy. Right now he lets himself enjoy the flight.

At the end of the day, he’s a damn good pilot.

*world’s fastest helicopter according to google

edit: now on ao3

[momoloveyooneunhye]

Sugar Mummies Dating: David Wants Sugar Mummy

Hi admin. I am David, 21 years old and I live in Nairobi. I am searching for a sugar lady because a friend of mine has one and I have seen how he enjoys life. I would like the same. I am tall and light-skinned, and I do not mind the race or colour of the lady, as long as we have fun. I want a no-strings-attached kind of relationship. I need someone who will spoil me with money while we have fun.…

[sxypnk]

⤷ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐲𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞!

⫶ Includes; 𝐁𝐚𝐣𝐢, 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧, 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲, 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚, 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐲𝐚 ⫶

Part 2

Baji

Everyone knows that for your first date, he's totally going to bring you to a pet shop. He'll gush over his favorite cats like they're the coolest celebrities, and you'll have so much fun that it’ll become your weekend hangout spot. Before you know it, he’ll have you both signed up to volunteer there and when you’re giving the cats baths, he’ll sneakily spray you with water and start an epic cat-themed water fight!

Draken

He'd snag tickets to a motorcycle race, and let's be real, he’d be having way more fun than you. I mean, you’ve never seen him light up like that, which honestly makes it all worth it. You’d end up holding up the line at the snack counter arguing over who’s paying, while the cashier just watches it unfold. The moment you glance back at the growing line, he'd slyly swipe his card, leaving you to pout for a bit like a toddler who just lost a candy battle!

Mikey

Mikey loves to pull out all the stops for surprises, even if that means blindfolding you for a wild motorcycle ride! Sure, it’s risky, but who needs eyes when you’ve got the thrill of holding on for dear life? After all the adrenaline, you’d hit up the arcade where you guys would duke it out in games like ping pong and racing. But once you start winning, he flips into full competition mode and somehow still ends up losing to you! He’d sulk like a kid, but then you’d score a taiyaki pillow with your tickets and surprise him. Boom! Instant mood boost and a giggle from you because he’s such a big kid. Later, as you dive into pizza, he’d be bragging about how he totally dominated the games—because, hey, who wants to deal with another meltdown, right?

Mitsuya

You guys would totally go to a crochet class! He tried showing you himself at home but you were ready to throw the yarn out the window in frustration. Throughout the class, you would brag about how easy it was until he clocked you and recalled the day he tried to teach you and you threatened the yarn. By the end of the class, you both created some impressive pieces and then it was back to his place for takeout with Luna and Mana, probably still debating who really nailed it!

Souya

An amusement park! Souya tried to pull a fast one by bribing you not to hop on the big rides, acting all cool and collected while secretly panicking. Of course, you two ended up on the craziest coaster, and there he was, holding your hand like a champ while internally screaming like a banshee. After that wild ride, you settled down to watch the fireworks and share a funnel cake—until you dramatically flipped the plate right into your face, sending powdered sugar flying everywhere. While you looked like a sweet, sugary disaster, he couldn’t contain himself and erupted in laughter, calling you a mummy covered in powdered sugar!

© sxypnk 24’ ⋮ all works are owned by @sxypnk on tumblr , do not repost, translate, or copy my work without permission. 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢

[sn0w-o]

reasons my my hg should date me

she matches my freak

We don't leave each other out

We laugh together

Are parents like each other

She doesn't mind my antics

She is rich and could be my sugar mummy

Our kid would look tea (slang for real good. Like you would say, damn, your body is so tea today)

We both like uno

We don't judge each other for what we like or anything

were both straight girls

She helps me in English and maths

@loopy564 my hg (home girl)

[changingplumbob]

Villareal: Chapter 6, Part 3

Afternoon tea then Devin and Luna head out on a date.

For ease of reading if the toddlers are trying to say real words I'll put the English in brackets. Luna (mummy) and Devin (mama) use some German and Italian. Amore (Italian) Love Che cavolo (Italian) What the hell/F Schatz (German) Treasure Zia/Zio (Italian) Aunt/Uncle

It’s not healthy for Joey to spend a whole day at his desk so mid afternoon he gets up and does a brief workout. He doesn’t like fitness one bit, unfortunately for him the watcher does. And though Joey wouldn’t admit it he does like the results. He would never want to be built but a little muscle definition never killed anyone, and makes picking up women easier.

When Devin gets back from her run she goes to find Luna who is waiting for toddlers.

Luna: Good run?

Devin: It was. Are you still okay to go out for dinner

Luna: Absolutely! I trust Joey enough to believe he wont let the twins get hurt. Hyped on sugar maybe but not hurt

Devin: *laughs* Did you invite your brothers for family brunch

Luna: Hugo is a yes, Max is all “wait and see”

Alfred: Mama back! Back for potty time

Rilian: I want help!

Luna: Rilian? What do we say?

Rilian: I want help please

The women shepherd the twins into the bathroom. Both boys are able to attempt to go potty alone but things will be easier for Devin and Luna if they will actively seek to use the potties instead of their diapers. The twins are less spooked by the process now but Devin and Luna continue to give encouragement and reassurance to them. After both of them are finished Devin and Luna carry them to the kitchen for some afternoon tea.

Rilian: *grumpy* Why carry mama, I walk

Devin: Mama and Mummy have a dinner date

Luna: And carrying is quicker

Rilian pulls a face and the women chuckle. Each twin gets a peanut butter and jelly sandwich along with some orange juice.

Devin: Eat what you can Rilian, no hiding food

Luna: Zio Joey needs you to have all your energy

Alfred: Why

Devin: He’ll be looking after you while we’re out

Devin and Luna go to the hall to practice one of Devin’s upcoming scenes that has slightly stronger language than they want their sons using just now. The twins eat and chat.

Rilian: *blows kiss*

Alfred: *giggles* Yay!

Devin: *from other room* Che cavolo!

Alfred: *spooked* She find?

Rilian: *also spooked* Me think

Devin and Luna walk back in and the twins do their best to look innocent. Devin looks at them and sighs. After kissing each of their heads she walks back out and Luna sits down.

Luna: Who can guess what Mama just found

Alfred: *sadly* Smash

Luna: Yes. A smashed dollhouse

Devin surveys the damage. It’s hard to believe a toddler could have reached high enough to smash it that much but none of the grown ups in the house are responsible.

Luna: Who did it

Rilian: We?

Luna: Both of you? Are you sure?

Alfred: *sadly* Me Mummy

Luna: thank you for telling the truth Alfred

Alfred: I… in trouble?

Luna: Mama and I will talk about it but it’s always good to tell the truth, remember that Rilian

The twins look downcast but as Luna gets them out of their high chairs they waddle towards each other for a big hug. Sighing Luna cleans us their dishes.

Devin: 10 minute call, we’ll be off

Joey: Have fun, I’ll go find the twins

Devin and Luna make it to the Del Sol Eatery at 5pm sharp. Better take a quick selfie for posterity. They have always kept time for the two of them in their schedules and Joey living with them has allowed them a lot more of it recently. They don’t regret becoming mothers but they still enjoy being a couple and doing couple things. Couple things such as going out to eat on a Saturday night.

Devin: Hello, do you have a reservation for-

Bonnie: *in monotone* Welcome to Del Sol Eatery, the best little gem in the valley

Devin: Thank you. If we could-

Bonnie: *monotone continues* We offer our customers a range of dining experiences from experimental food to classic ice cream with a Del Sol flair. We have seating options at both bar height and regular height so you are sure to be satisfied

Devin: Lovely. Our reservation is for two-

Bonnie: *monotone continues* In the event of emergency please vacate the restaurant through the front exit in an orderly fashion. Please do not call the fire brigade if you see the chefs brandishing fire, it is part of their process

Devin: I know all about having a process

Bonnie: Hmm

Devin: We’re Mrs and Mrs Villareal, table for two

Bonnie: *in monotone* Our smaller tables have been overbooked this evening. If you wish to file a complaint please see management

She then turns and gestures towards a table the pair assume she wants them to go to. Deciding not to chance further the conversation with the host they walk up the stairs past the fountains to a table overlooking the chef stations.

Waiter: Here are your menus

Devin: Grazie. Can we have a placemat please

Luna: And crayons!

The waiter doesn’t take long to get them and Luna sets about filling hers in while Devin reads the menu to her.

Waiter: Hello again, have you made your choice ladies?

Devin: Simsmapolitan for me please, Luna wants…

Luna: *busy colouring* Whichever looks the prettiest

Waiter: Okay. And for meals?

Devin: Artisan fish trio sounds appetising, one of those please

Luna: And I’ll have the leprechaun one

Waiter: Leprechaun one?

Luna: *humming* The clover salad thing please

The waiter takes their menus back and a bemused Devin grins at Luna.

Devin: You having fun reveling in your childish trait amore mio

Luna: *smiling* Absolutely schatz. I love our boys but I do enjoy colouring without anyone trying to snatch the crayons

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[becausewearebadmemories]

Welcome to real Sugar Mummy and Toyboy dating

Welcome to the best sugar mummy dating website online today. These sugar mummy personals are full of very generous women looking for the right person to spoil. The sugar mummies are one hundred percent real and ready to find someone for a mutually beneficial relationship. They are carefully screened and all their claims are verified to ensure that they can sustain the lifestyle the sugar boys are…

[k-vanity]

Why don't you come and grab a bite to eat?~

Look at the menu and choose something delicious to hit the right spot! We have something for the writers and the content creators because we want everyone to have a treat.

Open from Sept 22 to Nov 22, the Fashion Team's 'Fall For You' Cafe's menu is available to our members.

For those who are writers, order from the Meals/Drinks options and if you're a content creator, why don't you look at our Desserts menu? You can upgrade to a set menu by choosing one meal, one drink and adding some side dishes OR how about a couple set? Wouldn't it be nice to be able to share a meal with your special other half?

*ೃ༄ 𝓢𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓼

𝑴𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒔:

Brown Sugar Sweet Potatoes — ‘You go to this cafe every time you visit your hometown and for the first time since leaving high school, you see the boy you had a crush on… or should you say, man.’

Apple Slaw — ‘You’re strolling through a busy fall farmers market enjoying the aroma of apple pies. What happens next would make for an unforgettable autumn.’

Pumpkin Ravioli — ‘You get lost at night in a pumpkin patch and a kind, handsome stranger helps you.’

Autumn Salad — ‘You need a lot of help to harvest this year’s crops for the fall festival, so you hire the new stranger that recently moved into town.’

Butternut Squash Soup — ‘You got invited to Friendsgiving but I your friend group is insisting they set you up with a date for the event’

Mummy Brie Bites — ‘There's a haunted house at the end of your street that your friends insist always holds the best halloween parties. You're the only person who seems to remember that the old house didn' t even exist yesterday’

Wild Mushroom Risotto — 'There's a full moon coming and your best friend has dragged you out into the middle of the woods to perform a ritual that changes your life entirely. '

Slow-cooker Beef Goulash — 'It's just a little cut, you don't know why your new neighbour is making such a big deal out of it. (think vampire)'

Squash, Chickpea and Coconut Curry — 'There's a halloween party happening in your house, a party you never wanted to happen but none of your housemates listened to your complaints. While you're standing at the side of the room sulking about the noise and strangers in your home, a stranger approaches you and compliments you on your ghost costume. You're too shocked by being talked to that you don't manage to correct him that it's not a costume and you've been stuck haunting this house for the past three years.'

Satay Chicken Noodle Soup with Squash — 'A cosy night in with a book and a mug of hot chocolate by the fireplace turns into something you could've never expected.'

Rarebit Toasties with Sticky Marmite Onions — 'It's a brand new romantic relationship and you're baking together for the first time.'

Roasted Beets, Plum and Pecan Salad — 'You call the police when you see  someone with an axe and covered in blood approaching your new neighbour's door. Turns out, that person was your neighbour coming back from their shift at the halloween fair where they work as a scare actor.'

Beetroot Soup — 'You must be paranoid, there's no way the scarecrow watching over the corn maze has been watching you. Right?'

Root Vegetable Rice — 'Thanksgiving is at your parent’s place every year and every year, you drive home to visit. What happens when your car breaks down and the mechanic who comes to save you is none other than your best friend’s smoking hot brother? You haven’t seen each other since you were in that awkward phase in high school'

Cauliflower Crust Pizza - 'A bad day got even worse when a stranger spilt their coffee on you and you forgot your umbrella when it rained. A bad day got even WORSE when you get dumped over text and now have to find a date to this stupid wedding. Maybe the bad day gets a little better when your cute coworker says they’ll be happy to escort you.'

𝑫𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔:

Red Maple Cinnamon Mocha — “Is being stuck in this cabin all day while it rains a bad thing? I think it’s perfect.”

Apple Cider — “I’m not scared…as long as you’re here with me, everything is okay.”

Pumpkin Spice Latte — “Excuse me, but is this seat taken?”

Caramel Apple Latte — “Ugh, I forgot my umbrella,” “You can share mine,”

Witches Brew — "I dare you to ask that ugly zombie for their number" (at a zombie run or haunted house or something)

Masala Chai — “I vote we ditch the others and just do our own thing tonight.”

Horchata Chai — “Can you stop licking that lollipop like that? It's so hard to concentrate.”

Earl Grey Hot Toddy — “Okay, I get it. You had a bad day, and life sucks, but don’t take it out on me! I’m just trying to help.”

Peppermint Matcha Latte — “On a normal day, I’d prefer snow over rain, but right now, I’d rather it rained.”

Hojicha Latte — “You keep saying that you know how to get out of this [corn maze/escape room/haunted house/etc] but I think we’re lost.”

Nutella Coffee Latte — "Don't you sell just normal coffee without all these themes and flavour? I just want coffee to get me through the day."

Butterbeer — “Don’t be silly— werewolves and wizards aren’t real.” “But vampires could be…”

Perfect Poison Punch — “Are you a vampire? Because this is feeling a bit like love at first bite.”

Hocus Pocus Milkshake — "I can see into your mind, I know what you want and lucky for you, I can give it to you."

Pomegranate Cranberry Mocktail — “Alright, party’s over. Let’s get you sobered up.”

London Fog — “You said what to who now?! Why?!”

𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒔:

Pecan Pie — Cafe aesthetics

Apple Pie — Apple picking

Pumpkin Pie — Pumpkin carving

Cranberry Cheesecake — Warm colours

Candy Apple — Halloween colors/vibes

Caramel Pear Blondies — Baking together

Toffee Apple Bread and Butter Pudding — Raking leaves

Banoffee Pie — soft colours

Almond and Apple Tart — haunted house/corn maze

Pumpkin pie Smores — gothic/dark 

Pear and Blackberry Crumble — sweet tooth/trick or treat

Pear, Pecan and Caramel Crumble — rainy days

French Apple Tart — monochrome with one dominant colour

Apple Fritters — matching costumes

Feijoa, Honey and Pistachio Strudel — [idol] as [horror character]

𝑺𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔:

Mistakes Happen — Mistaken Identity + Supernatural!AU

Kiss in the rain — Kissing as a distraction + Magic!AU + Best friends to lovers

Hunter Paradise — Hurt/comfort + Tending to their wounds + Confessions

Eat well everyone and enjoy the season!

Rules

Must be a member of the net

Writers - must be at least 500 words

Visual artists - can be moodboards, gfx, gifs, icons, etc.

Include prompt(s) in some part of your work

Tag #kfallforyou and #kvanity

Net rules and regulations apply to the event

Event Timeline

Sept 22th-Nov 22nd

M.list posted Nov 27th

[michito202]

Missing Halloween AU (English version)

October 31, Halloween

Everyone loves Halloween, children and young people alike, the little ones are usually accompanied by their parents for that lively tradition of trick-or-treating, while the young people usually have parties or pranks, but without a doubt what made that date special were the costumes.

Werewolves, zombies, mummies, all kinds of terrifying creatures walk the streets looking for sweets to satisfy their sugar appetite. It was common to see similar costumes because children tended to find the same things cool and creepy.

Ghosts, demons, or a character from a horror movie.

A little Chris was watching from his window, dressed as one of his favorite animals, a Tasmanian devil! Scary, right? Despite being harmless creatures to humans, they had a terrifying appearance. He thanked his mother for making the costume because despite having searched in different stores they had not found any costume of that animal the previous year, so it didn't seem like a bad idea to wear that costume again, plus his friend would surely recognize him. After all, they had spent a year without seeing each other.

It didn't take long for Chris to get lost in thoughts of him as he looked out the window, remembering the previous Halloween. He remembered being excited about going trick-or-treating with his costume; he tried to join one of the many groups of trick-or-treaters, although all he got was being rejected by his costume. Didn't anyone see how cool it was to be a Tasmanian Devil? Please! He remembered how he had returned home with some disappointment, trick-or-treating alone wasn't that much fun. He planned to go into his house and stay inside reading about some cool animal and devouring the candy that his mother had bought for the children who came to ask for them, but instead he found a note from his mother on the door saying that she would be back soon.

He remembered how he sat in front of the door waiting for his mother until he saw a boy sitting not far from there. He had a raccoon costume, which excited Chris because it was the first animal costume he had seen, not counting the repetitive werewolves ones.

He remembered how he approached excitedly, earning a hit with the plastic pumpkin meant to hold the candy for having scared the raccoon boy.

And despite that beginning, he sat next to him, they started talking, and they certainly connected. Chris ended up giving him one of his candy, and they both ate the candy while reading the note on the wrapper.

"You found me" said the raccoon's wrapper.

"Who cares about the dentist? I'm delicious" said the wrapper of the Tasmanian devil, making him laugh because it was true, that candy was delicious

His mother brought him out of his thoughts when she offered him the bowl of sweets, which he refused because he was still waiting to see his friend, and just at that moment he noticed the little blonde kid in front of the house, so he went out and enthusiastically hugged the boy while his mother watched them from inside, face frowning before sighing and leaving the house with her cell phone in hand.

Chris, who was talking excitedly with Martin, turned to look back when he noticed how he seemed to see someone, meeting his mother who took a photo of them before both children left in search of candy.

"I see you're dressed as a raccoon again," he spoke excitedly as he walked next to him, really happy to have someone trick-or-treating with this year.

"Well, you didn't change your costume either," Martin murmured. Anyone who saw them would say that Martin was one or two years older than Chris, in addition to being a fairly calm child compared to his energetic friend, speaking calmly and maintaining a calm, almost neutral expression most of the time.

Chris let out an enthusiastic chuckle - of course not! Its great! I can even do pirouettes with this! - and with that he tried to do a pirouette, colliding with a small group of children who were a little ahead of them.

"Watch where you're going, you moron!" He looked with annoyance at Chris, who had remained on the ground after the impact. The black-haired boy dressed as a vampire pushed Chris, not caring that he was still on the ground. "If you mess with us again you're gonna regret it!"- Having said that, he continued walking with his other two friends.

-Your little son of a...- before he finished insulting, he noticed how Chris almost jumped up, which startled him a little.

"Let's go get candy!" Chris smiled. Taking his hand he took him, almost dragged him, to one of the many decorated houses ready to ask for candy with him, something that Martin did not refuse.

Door after door, house after house, both children went asking for candy. Martin didn't talk much, but Chris always enthusiastically asked for candy to be given to his friend. For some reason they all refused, which disconcerted him, why did they refuse to give candy to Martin? He didn't understand it

After a few hours, Chris's pumpkin-shaped basket was almost full of candy, while Martin's was completely empty.

They decided to rest for a while on a nearby hill, momentarily enjoying the calm that was far from the decorated houses and the children in costumes, focusing on the sounds of the forest behind them. That moment was taken advantage of by Chris to leave half of his candy in Martin's basket, who only limited himself to thank him.

"Come on, eat one" Chris encouraged while he took a piece of candy and ate it, an action that was imitated by Martin. "What does yours say?" he asked, getting closer to the older man.

-"You found me"- Martin read aloud.

-Mine says "let's be friends" -said Chris showing his own candy wrapper -that's funny because we're already friends! -He said with his characteristic enthusiasm before laughing

They didn't really know how much time they had spent on the hill, eating sweets and talking to each other, but finally Martin said that it was best that they return home before it got even later, Chris agreed and they both headed to the house of the last mentioned while they were still talking

When Chris arrived he was confused when he noticed his mother with a doctor. He noticed how he seemed to have a medical report so as a little prank he decided to "borrow" that report, while he was escaping from his mother he read that paper, stopping when he saw that the report It was about him, and the diagnosis was... Imaginary friends?

"Mom... What is this?" he asked while he looked at his mother for answers.

"Chris... Honey... I have to show you something," she said in a soft tone before showing him the photograph she had taken hours ago, where only Chris was seen posing enthusiastically in front of the camera.

-no... No no no! He is here! Don't you see him!? -He pointed desperately to the blonde next to him- he's real! Look at him! -He spoke with even more desperation, although his mother ignored him because she was talking to the doctor, asking about more tests or something similar. By the time his mother turned to see, he was no longer there.

A raccoon and a Tasmanian devil were sitting on a hill. The Tasmanian devil was still confused, probably in denial, his friend couldn't be imaginary, no, it was probably a mistake.

"Stop touching me!" Martin complained to the insistent little hand on his cheek.

"Are you really just my imagination?" he asked in a pitiful tone, refusing to believe that he was just a figment of his imagination.

-...- he sighed lightly before getting up -come... Come with me- he said, approaching the fence that separated the forest from everything else, while lifting some wires that were already loose to be able to pass through.

Chris hesitated, seeing the sign that said "Beware" - but Martin... - when he saw his friend again, he was already on the other side of the fence, looking at him, Chris couldn't decipher that look, insistence? Disappointment? Plea? He wasn't sure, but when he saw him enter the woods he didn't hesitate to follow him, unaware of the "bear traps" sign that had fallen from the fence long ago.

Chris ran and ran through the forest, trying not to lose track of the blonde. He was lucky not to step on the bear traps that were in multiple parts of the path, but finally he reached a clearing, where there was a large tree in the center, and leaning on it was his friend calmly waiting for him.

"Here," he offered a piece of candy when Chris finally sat against the tree, and so they both ate a piece of candy.

Martin smiled slightly, while Chris began to fall asleep due to how late it was, and soon both children ended up asleep leaning against that tree.

Meanwhile, a mother was walking desperately through the forest while she screamed loudly the name of her son, in an attempt to be heard by the little one. In front of her walked a police officer with a wooden stick which he waved in front of them to activate any possible trap.

"Don't worry, we'll find him," said a police officer, trying to calm the disconsolate mother, although he was unsuccessful.

After a few more minutes of walking they finally saw the little boy asleep against a tree. Her mother instinctively wanted to rush towards him and hug him but she was quickly stopped by the police officer, as there were still many bear traps surrounding them.

The light from the flashlight illuminated near Chris, noticing more bear traps, but also noticing something else, leaning against the tree next to him.

The three adults were frozen when they saw what that "something" was.

A rotting corpse

Some features were still noticeable, and while Chris's mother watched in shock and a police officer reported on the radio what they had found, the police who had previously tried to cheer up the mother reviewed the missing children among her notes.

"Dabio-Missing"

"last seen trick-or-treating on October 31"

No...

"Donita-Found"

"last seen on October 31 at her house"

No...

"Martin-Disappeared"

"last seen on October 31st near the hill"

...

"I found you" said the wrapper that Chris had in her hands when he was found next to Martin's body.

"You found me" said the wrapper over Martin's rotting hands.

Translated by: @tontos-kratt seriously thanks <3

[m-jelly]

The bunny's keeper - Chapter 6

@ladycheesington <3

Levi x fem! reader.

Modern AU, fluff, romance, falling in love, Levi has tattoos and piercings, bad boy Levi, protective Levi,

In this chapter: The team work together to set up and repair a community causing the mayor and the media to be interested in Erwin. Levi takes you on a date to a theme park, but while he's there he has to protect you from Seymore's men.

Massive thank you to @ladycheesington for helping me flesh this story out and helping with the side plot of Erwin and how the gang started <3

part 7

Erwin wiped his brow as he looked out at the park. The ground had been prepared and now it was time to start putting in the play equipment for children. He hummed a little as his and Levi’s men brought everything out and laid it down on the ground so they could map it all out. He glanced down at the plans when they were presented and assessed if they were correct. After a few alterations, the work began again.

Orders were called out, and teams worked together to create different playground equipment. The locals joined in building up the park for the kids. When you first arrived, the aim was to work on the shops and homes. After doing that, it was all about making sure the kids had a place to play. Everyone made it fun with music and a few people dancing and singing along.

While serving drinks and snacks, you noticed that a news team had turned up along with a very curious mayor. You put on your best smile and welcomed them. You handed them an information leaflet with everything Erwin was doing. “We made these to help the locals know what will be coming and what we have done.”

The mayor looked it over. “Incredible. Why is he doing this?”

You smiled sweetly at him. “Well, we all come from backgrounds like this. We all came from poor backgrounds or loss. We were neglected because bad people took advantage of how desperate we were. So, we raised money, put some of our own money together and started helping the community. We give them the tools to help themselves and we listen.”

He looked through the leaflet. “This is impressive. I must speak to Erwin.”

You pointed over to Erwin. “He’s just there helping put up a large slide. I’ll take you over.” You walked with him to Erwin. “Erwin? I have some water for you and the mayor here wants to talk to you.”

Erwin downed some of the water. “Thank you.” He smiled at the mayor. “Lovely to meet you, sir. I am sorry about how I’m dressed.”

The mayor chuckled. “No need to apologise! You’re working hard. Shall we have a chat?”

You gave him a thumbs up. “Go, Erwin.”

Levi slid up next to you with a little girl in his arms. “That the mayor?”

You nodded. “Yeah.” You saw the little girl. “Oh, hello there. You having fun today?”

She grinned. “Yes, Miss!”

Levi adjusted her. “She said she was feeling a little unwell. I was thinking she needs some sugar.”

You nodded and grabbed a chocolate chip cookie. “This should help you, little one.”

Levi smiled and looked after her. “That nice? My fiancée baked them.”

She giggled. “They’re yummy! Thank you.”

You grabbed a cup. “Do you want some juice as well?”

“Thank you.”

You cleaned her face after she was done. “There we go. All better.”

Levi put the girl on her feet. “You feel all better now?”

She grinned. “Yes, thank you.”

Levi ruffled her hair. “Go take a cookie back to your mummy, okay?”

She took another cookie from you. “You’ll be a great mummy and daddy someday!”

“Thank you.” He waved to her before turning to you. “She’s right.”

You hummed a laugh. “Is she now?”

He walked closer and wrapped his arms around you. “I think we would.”

You kissed him and purred. “Me too.” You smiled a little. “You’re doing amazing. This place looks so good.”

Levi smiled as he tangled his fingers in your hair. “Thank you.”

You mewled in delight as he kissed you passionately. You pulled back a bit causing him to kiss and bite at your jawline and neck. You started panting as your body began tingling. You glanced to the side and noticed the news team were locked in on you and Levi. It seemed like they were trying to show that Erwin’s gang was full of love.

Levi picked you up making you giggle. “I can’t wait to marry you.”

You gazed down at your man. “I can’t wait either.”

He carried you to a chair. He sat down and put you on his lap. “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

You thought about what food was in the apartment. “Mm, I could do a jacket potato with beans. I’m sure we have everything in the home.”

Levi blushed a bit. “Well, we have more money. The work you, Erwin and I have been doing has paid off. So, we can go out for a date.”

Your eyes widened. “What? Really?”

He smirked. “Yeah.”

You got nervous when you thought about money. “That’s amazing, but um…we should save our money up.”

Levi caressed your cheek. “We have a great savings account, my bunny. One dinner out will not ruin that.”

You gazed at him with a twinkle in your eyes. “Are you sure?”

He nodded. “Yes. Besides, I’ve told you not to worry about a thing. I’ll take care of you.”

You pouted a bit. “I want to take care of you though.”

He nuzzled his head against you. “I know. You take care of me so much. I eat like normal because of you. I take care of myself better because of you. I sleep like a healthy person should because of you. Fuck, brat, because of you this gang is now expanding and gaining power. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be looking after myself, Erwin would still be fighting against Mr Seymore and this gang would be tiny and not making a difference.”

You felt your cheeks burn. “I…you…umm…” You sighed. “You talk too highly of me.”

“I mean every single word, my lovely bunny.”

You hugged Levi tightly. “Okay. I’d love to go on a date. What do you have in mind?”

He pinched your cheek and smiled a little. “How about a theme park?”

You gasped. “They’re expensive.”

He kissed you. “We can afford it.” He kissed you again. “Tonight, we will order some burgers and tomorrow we’ll go to a theme park.”

You pulled at Levi’s shirt. “Mm…okay.” You gazed at him. “As long as we can afford it.”

“We can.” He squeezed you. “I need some bunny therapy before I get back to work.”

You gave Levi a big hug. “I am so proud of you.”

“That means a lot to me.” He softly said your name. “I’m proud of you every single day.”

You smiled a little. “We better get to work otherwise we won’t be able to part.”

He stood you up and chuckled. “You’re right.” He rose to his feet and stretched. “Alright, let’s get to work.” He leaned over. “Kiss for luck.”

You lightly kissed Levi. “Good luck. You’re amazing and I love you.”

“Love you too.”

You smiled a little before turning back to your post. You handed water out and some food to those who needed it. You made sure you had a gentle smile on your face. When someone got a bit hurt, you gave them a bit of first aid. It was nice seeing everyone so active and having fun. As you chatted with people you saw a gang walking closer, a gang that looked rough. You clenched up a little and made sure you stood protectively in front of the kids.

You stared at them. “Have you come to help us?”

The leader eyed you a bit before smiling softly. “Yeah. We noticed what you were doing. We wanna help.” He thumbed to some ladies. “We cooked some shit too. Help people to keep going.”

“Thank you so much.”

He rubbed the back of his neck. “We were wondering…your boss employing?”

You smiled brightly. “He sure is! He is currently talking with the mayor right now, but I can introduce you to my fiancé who is in charge of recruitment.” You waved to him. “Follow me.” You led the man to Levi. “Grumpy? This gentleman here is asking about joining.”

Levi shook the man’s hand. “Good to meet you. Let’s take a bit of a walk and talk things over.” You gave Levi a cute little wave before turning back to your table. You talked to the ladies and pointed to where they could put the food. You worked together and dished out a massive lunch for everyone. The court was lively with people enjoying themselves. It moved you to see how one small idea you had for Erwin turned into such a fun community event. The mayor was even helping put up a few things in the park. It all looked so perfect.

You pulled on your shoes and gazed at Levi. “Are you sure?”

Levi nodded. “Yes.”

You felt your cheeks burn. “Are you sure we can afford this?”

He walked up to you and held you. “Yes.”

You hummed in thought. “Okay, if you say so.”

He pulled you against him. “I swear, my cute bunny, we can afford this. We’ve come into a lot of money these past few months since you suggested the plan for us.” He cradled your face in his hands and showered it with kisses. “You saved us. You allowed us to afford so much more. Darling, your impact on the gang means we can afford a better place to live very soon.”

Your eyes widened. “Really?”

He nodded. “We can afford it now, but I’m saving up. My plan is once we take down Mr Seymore, we will absorb a lot of his power, which will result in a lot of money.”

You tapped your forehead against Levi’s chest. “I’m not that great.”

“You are incredible.”

You whined a bit. “You’re incredible too.”

He held your hand and pulled you outside to his bike. “Are you going to be okay walking around in your shoes and jacket?”

You nodded. “I think I’ll be okay.”

He kissed your cheek. “Okay. If you need anything, let me know.”

“Promise.”

He put your custom helmet on and climbed on first. “Come on, bunny.”

You climbed on and hugged him tightly from behind. “Ready to go.”

He started his bike up and sped off through the city and towards the theme park. It brought him joy having you hold him so tightly. When Levi came to a stop at a light, he felt his heart flutter when you rubbed his tummy and patted his thigh. He placed his gloved hand on your hand resting on his stomach. He chuckled when you pushed your hands up to his pecs and squeezed. He grabbed your hand and squeezed it before putting it back on his stomach so he could drive off.

You gripped Levi again as he moved once more until he finally reached the theme park. You climbed off first and pulled your helmet off. “Look at this place! I’m so excited.”

Levi took his helmet off and helped you pack your biker things with his in the side bags. “You deserve a treat.”

“What about you?”

He held your chin. “Spending a whole day with you is my treat.”

You pouted. “Levi.”

He smirked a bit before kissing you. “Love you.”

“Love you too.”

He pulled you along to the front and paid for tickets to get in. He glanced over at you to see you were worrying about the price again. “Darling bunny.” He pulled you against him. “I want you to only think about today, nothing else. Don’t let money enter your mind, okay?” He stopped and faced you. “Do it for me.”

You gazed deep into Levi’s eyes before releasing a sigh. “Okay.”

“Good girl.” He handed you the map. “So, where do you want to go?”

You looked over the map. “Mm, I don’t mind.”

“Come on, sweetheart, anything you want. There is nothing wrong with wanting things.”

You released a long sigh. “I know, I just find it hard sometimes.”

“I understand.”

You nibbled your lip and pointed. “How about we walk to the far side of the park and work our way forward?”

He kissed your temple. “Fantastic idea.”

You led the way through the park and over to the back end. You eyed up the place and noticed a massive ride. You pointed to it. “This one first.”

Levi stared at the massive ride. “You like the fast scary ones?”

“I do.”

He smirked. “Makes sense. I mean, I am scary and I ride my bike fast.”

You purred. “But you’re not fast in the bedroom.”

He nipped your neck. “You’re damn right.”

You stumbled into the line and giggled as people glanced at you. You hummed a laugh as Levi hugged you from behind. “When shall we start planning for the wedding?”

Levi hummed in thought. “I would love to marry you now. Maybe we’ll marry after we get our big break. I want to spend a lot of money on you.” He nuzzled your neck. “I want you to be treated like a Queen. I’ll buy you the best wedding dress ever.”

You rubbed Levi’s arms. “I don’t need a grand wedding. I’m happy to sign a piece of paper and go to a bar after.”

Levi squeezed you hard. “No.”

You laughed. “Okay, we’ll have a nice wedding.”

He kissed your cheek over and over. “Thank you.”

You moved to a seat and climbed into the spot before pulling down everything to keep you safe. You smiled as the attendant came along and checked to make sure you and Levi were strapped in. You leaned forward and took Levi’s hand. “You okay grumpy?”

Levi hummed as he played with your hand. “I’d rather you be sat on my lap, but yes I’m good.”

You giggled as he showered your hand with kisses. “Levi, focus. We’re moving up now.”

He took a knuckle of yours between his lips and lightly sucked. “I want to devour you.”

You whined a little as you felt a fire burn inside you. “Levi, stop making me feel horny.”

He nipped your finger a little before sitting back. “Here we go!”

Levi smiled when he heard your squeals of delight and delightful laughter. The fun you were having was so infectious. Laughter erupted from Levi as he too started to enjoy himself going around on the twists and bends. He was even smiling when the camera went off and took a picture of the two of you. Levi was sure it was going to be a beautiful picture.

He climbed out of the seat first before helping you. “Are you okay?”

You giggled. “Yes, but I think my hair isn’t.”

He played with your hair a little. “There you go.”

You gazed up at Levi. “Grumpy, your hair is a bit wild too.” You reached up and moved it. “So soft.”

Levi hummed in happiness. “I’m thinking of getting it cut. Maybe an undercut?”

You gasped in delight. “That’ll look so sexy!”

He chuckled at your words. “Well then, I’ll get it done. It’ll also be smarter.”

“You’ll look like a strong and handsome baddie.”

He picked you up a bit and walked with you as you laughed. “Well, I’m glad you will still adore me.”

“Always!”

He glanced over to two men eyeing you and him. Levi knew instantly they were probably Francis Seymore’s men. Levi needed to act without you knowing, to keep you safe and to keep you happy. He placed you on your feet and handed you some money. “Could you get me something to snack on? Maybe some freshly made doughnuts covered in sugar?”

You squealed in delight. “Yes!”

He smiled as you ran off with the money. “So, you here to scare me or kill me?”

A man moved closer to Levi and fixed his tie. “A lot of accidents can happen at theme parks.”

The other with sunglasses put his hands in his pockets. “So many hiding places too for bodies.”

Levi clicked his neck. “You’re right. I can see them all now.” Levi slammed his foot against the middle part of tie’s lower leg causing the bone to snap in half. He ignored the man’s scream as he dropped like a sack of potatoes. He quickly jabbed sunglasses in the neck with the side of his hand causing him to cough and choke. “Come near me and my fiancée again and I will show you what I can do when I’m furious.”

You paid for the doughnuts and loved how warm they were. You walked out and looked for a seat. “Mm…”

Levi walked up to you. “Come on, my bunny. I’ve found a nice spot for us.”

You held his hand and walked with him. A small sob and cry of pain drew your attention away from your man. “What happened to those two?”

Levi brought you to a nice table with a sweet view. “Accident, they happen all the time.”

You placed the bag on the table and stared at Levi. “Levi?”

He picked up one hot doughnut. “Do you trust me?”

“With all my heart.”

He released a long sigh. “They were bad men wanting to hurt us and they were linked to a certain someone.”

You leaned over and bit the doughnut before Levi could take a bite. “I know what you mean. I’m guessing you’re protecting me by not telling me.”

Levi stared at the bite mark. “Yes. You owe me some doughnut.”

You kissed him sweetly at first before slipping your tongue into his mouth. You pulled back a bit and smiled. “How was that?”

Levi growled. “Better than any doughnut I’ve had before.”

You giggled and picked up your doughnut. “About the guys you beat up, Don’t worry, okay? You don’t need to tell me in the future about everything you do and everyone you beat up. Just keep me in the loop a little.”

Levi took your hand and showered it with kisses. “I swear.”

You smiled a little. “We should keep eating before it gets cold.”

“We should.” Levi admired you as you ate with him. He hummed in delight when he saw how happy you were. “Ready to go on more rides?”

“Yes!”

He walked with you to the next ride. “So, I just wanna say if I see another guy or pair I need to take care of, I’ll just say it’s friendship time?”

You giggled. “Sounds cute, but good.”

“Thank you.”

The two of you moved around the park as you went on different rides. Levi relaxed a little and made sure to keep his eyes open for anyone getting close to you. He knew very well that during this time when Mr Seymore was being pressured was the most dangerous for you as a couple. Levi was not going to let anyone hurt a single hair on your head. You were more precious than all the gold in the world.

Levi kissed your neck. “I’ve gotta make some friends, okay?”

You gazed at him with cute doe eyes. “Be safe and be careful with your knuckles, okay?”

“Promise.” He handed you some coins. “Have fun in the arcade.”

You smiled at him. “Thank you.” You ran into the arcade and started on the claw machine. “Oh, cute cuddly!” You stuck your tongue out as you focused a little. “Come on, I will win you.” You gasped as the toy slowly slipped from the claw. “No! You’re so close!” You flinched when a man slammed against the claw machine causing the cuddly to drop into the dropdown box. “Yes!”

Levi panted as he pressed the man’s face against the glass. “Did you get it?”

Your eyes sparkled as you gazed at him. “I did, thank you.”

“Good.” He smiled at you. “Keep playing more.”

You grabbed your prize and hugged it. “You’re the best.”

He smiled at your cute smile. “You’re so sweet to me.” He released the man and sighed. “I just have friendship time, okay?”

You nodded. “I’ll keep playing.” You blew him a kiss then ran into the arcade more and started up another machine. You point your coin in and started playing a platform game. “Been so long since I’ve played something like this.”

A large bang echoed out in the arcade and the wall shook, you ignored it because you knew it was your man working hard to protect you. You stopped playing once you lost all your lives and moved on to the next game. You saw another game where the prize would be a bunny toy, so you were determined to win it for Levi. You tried a few times and started pouting because you weren’t winning.

You shrugged off your frustrations, took a deep breath and then went for it again. You squealed in delight when you won the bunny. “Perfect!”

Levi walked over to you as he panted a little. “Bunny, you okay?”

You smiled up at him. “Yes. I won this for you!”

He gazed at the bunny and smiled. “It’s you.” He took it from you. “Thank you so much.”

You fiddled with your bag and pulled out a tissue. You reached over and wiped some blood off Levi’s cheek. “You’re welcome. Is everything all sorted?”

He nodded. “No more issues for us.”

“So, how about we go have lunch?”

He smiled and took your hand. “Wonderful. What are you thinking?”

You pulled him along. “Umm, I’m thinking maybe we get hotdogs? Oh! Burgers.”

Levi chuckled. “How about we go to a place that does both?”

You hummed in delight. “Yes.”

He picked you up making you squeal with laughter. “Today has been wonderful.” He carried you to a nice restaurant and plopped you on a seat. “Could we do a bit of wedding talk?” He blushed a bit and shifted. “Also, future talk?”

You picked up the menu and played with it. “Of course.”

He released a long sigh. “Future talk.”

You nodded and reached over to Levi and placed your hand delicately on his. “You can tell me anything.”

He locked eyes with you. “How do you feel about kids?”

You smiled. “Are you asking me if I want babies with you?”

He shyly nodded. “Y-Yes.”

“Do you want them?”

“Y-Yes.”

You lifted his hand and kissed his fingers. “Good because I want them. I love kids and I’ve always wanted to be a mum. I know we’ll be amazing parents together.”

Levi welled up. “We will. I can’t wait to have a family together.”

“I can’t either.” You giggled. “So, wedding talk.”

He hummed in thought. “I would like something nice and pretty for you. Maybe we could have it in a forest or a pretty field.”

You smiled a little. “Both sound perfect. I’m just looking forward to our honeymoon.”

Levi perked up. “We can go abroad.”

You whined. “I don’t know if we could afford that.”

“Bunny.”

You released a sigh. “No thinking about money.”

“Good girl.” You kissed your cheek. “The honeymoon will be perfect.”

You smiled sweetly. “I’m also thinking about going camping sometime soon. What do you think?”

Levi nipped your finger. “I would love that. Just you, me, a beach somewhere and all the cuddles.”

“Perfect. We can go on a little road trip.”

“I plan something. We can do it in celebration of taking down a certain someone.”

You grinned. “Great! Now, let’s eat.”

[johnmchacker]

Happy birthday, Harry!

Just a little microfic to celebrate our boy's day.

Inspired by this heartwarming artwork by the inestimable @blvnk-art

Read it here, or on my AO3.

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Perfectly Ordinary (July, 2013)

Today was perfectly ordinary.

I'd arranged to meet Susan for breakfast so she could report on her case, but she cancelled. Looking back now I realise the reason is obvious. Either Ginny got to her, or she remembered the date, or James owled her, the scamp. Whichever, the result was that I didn't need to go in to work early.

I was woken by a very loud squeal in my ear, Lily-Lu bouncing on my chest, Al sitting on my stomach and letting off Muggle party poppers, while James held up a giant-sized birthday card. They all did a round of the birthday song, at the tops of their voices, and for good measure finished with a loud shout of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!"

"Alright, alright, I get the picture," Ginny grumbled sleepily beside me. "No, James, no fireworks in my bedroom!"

Then the children made her play camerawoman and take a dozen pictures. Then they insisted on a couple shot, me and Ginny blinking sleepily into the camera.

"Just remember, you started all this, Potter," she whispered as we posed, bed-head and morning breath and all, "you and the brain you keep in your pants."

"I don't recall you objecting at the time," I murmured back. "Quite the opposite..."

Then we had birthday cake in bed for breakfast, because "Why not?" as Al said. And yes, they'd gotten up at three to bake it, using every utensil in the house and spilling flour and sugar everywhere. How had we not heard them? Because James had put up a Silencing Charm.

Auror-me choked on cake when I heard that, and Al punched me in the kidneys and handed me a glass of water. The sponge was chewy, stodgy, and lopsided; the icing was at least two inches thick. But it was quite nicely decorated; there was a big Golden Snitch, and a stick figure in green icing on a broom with long red icing hair, and another stick figure with huge eyes looking up from below. And lots and lots of red and pink hearts.

"I drew the picture on it!" Lily-Lu said. "That's you, and that's Mummy catching the Snitch for you, and then you fell in love!"

"It's beautiful, Lily love," said Ginny, hugging and kissing her. "James, if you Silence the house again, I'm confiscating your wand."

The rest of the day was also perfectly ordinary. We're close to a breakthrough in the Macboon Murder, but Robards made me go home early "so's your bloody well-wishers won't clog up my bloody office!", the darling bastard.

So I spent the evening playing with the children at...

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"You're quiet," Ginny said, nuzzling Harry's cheek, in the darkness of their bedroom. "What's up?"

"Just writing a letter," said Harry, squeezing her close. "Telling them how nice it is to be perfectly ordinary."

She understood, of course. "Okay. Love you, darling." Ginny kissed him, laid her head on his shoulder, and closed her eyes.

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Good night.

Love you, Mum, Dad,

Harry

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[macybeckham7]

could i ask for a kind of opposite to your recent mason post? instead let’s make reader the more famous and rich one, like a famous actress/singer and everyone is like “why is y/n with mason? she could get someone so much better, proper, no some footballer”. i think it’d make an interesting thing, yk kind different from the usual

You were currently on set working on a new film, and Mason had come to visit with some dinner, you post a photo on your story which was how you confirmed the rumours that you were dating. Mason laid with you in bed and found himself looking ok social media, his followers had gone up a significant amount with loads of your fan accounts following. He started to see comments, a few people was liking the two of you but the ones that caught his attention was haters. Why is she with a footballer? Could have anyone but chose a FOOTBALLER? and Why is YN with Mason Mount🤢. In Mason’s world everyone loved him but in the wider world, there was a stain on footballers. There was a lot of people hoping that you would wake up and realise that you could do better. Some questioning if his money was running out which made him get a sugar mummy. You felt Mason become a little distant from you, it wasn’t until you cornered him when he asked. ‘Why are you with me? Like seriously, you could do better’ he says. ‘I know that Timothee has been asking you out’ he says. You gently caress his face, asking why he is asking you that. That’s when you saw the comments. ‘I love you, and they don’t know you the way I do and if they did then they’d know why I am in love with you so much’ you say. You comfort him and tell him to not listen to them. He knew what kind of world you were in, but it was so much bigger than the one he found himself in. You go on socials and ask your fans to be nice.