#look im not someone that would makeout on a first date

[lehguru]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AJHDWJHDJAHSJAGSJAHKAHAJSGAJGSJABSJABSJBAAHVAJAG???????!!!!!!!!!????????? I CANT EVEN ????????? THIS WAS SO CUTE WHAT THE FUCK QGEHWHGDGWHDHAHKDBKSBSNSJABAL the death grip this man have on me u made my day sm better with this

a first date with geto suguru

a/n: this is purely for @lehguru happy valentine’s day bby!! i know i am a day late shhhhhhhhh

warnings: kinda out of character geto becuz he’s like…. not a mass murderer, very fluff i have no regrets

Geto is definitely the kinda guy who initiates. He asks you out, he wants to plan the date, and he wants to keep it a surprise unless you’re uncomfortable with it. He’s confident, which can be a little intimidating, but he does his best to be kind and sweet. He’s… not the best at it. He pushes himself out of his comfort zone to be romantic for you!

A first date with Geto would be a bit out-of-the-ordinary. He doesn’t have super conventional taste, and honestly, good for him! I have a few ideas of how he’d go about a first date, so I’ll walk through ALL OF THEM:

Geto’s a soft bitch deep down and would LOVE a picnic date. He’d pretend it’s all for you and he’s going so out of his way to set this up, but he’d pick out a park with cherry blossom trees in the spring, at peak bloom, he’d make little sandwiches and spend all morning making baked goods and bring lots of whatever you like best. A bottle of his favorite wine that he wants you to try, the fluffiest blanket he can find, he’s gonna go all out. He’d keep it a surprise, then pick you up around noon and take you there. After you’re done eating he’d take you on a walk around the park. He’d let you feed the ducks if you want, and he’d sit there rolling his eyes whenever you look at him, but staring at you adoringly whenever you’re looking away. Maybe he’d even give you a little smooch 😳

Again, he’ll pretend this is all for you, but Geto might take you shopping for a first date! He’d find a couple little stores ahead of time that he wants to take you, and he’d insist on paying for anything you want. He’d take you to lunch or dinner during it, and he wouldn’t admit it, but he’d be a little shy and flustered watching you have fun in stores and trying on anything that catches your eye. This is more of a date about you, but you’d definitely both have a lot of fun!

My last thought of a first date with Geto is a bit more intimate: a date at home. Geto might be a bit of a wet cat person, but he’s a self-sufficient wet cat! He’d cook a fancy dinner and have you over for a more quiet evening. He’d be a total gentleman about it, pick you up and drive you there, have everything ready for you. And where some people would use you being in their house as an opportunity, Geto would be very caring, making sure you’re always comfortable. You’d eat together and then settle in to watch a show or a movie, and he keeps a respectful distance from you (but he won’t protest if you move closer!). If you fall asleep he’d let you rest for a bit, before gently waking you up and driving you home.

Geto’s a bit standoffish, but deep down he’s a kind and sweet guy, and he’d treat you right!

[star-sim]

shhh! ☆ jayhoon

☆ non-idol! jay x fem! reader, non-idol sunghoon x fem! reader ☆ summary: your secret relationship with him (& how you get caught!) ☆ genre: fluff, bullet points ☆ warning(s)? noooo

jay ☆

okay... hear me out

school au, where you and jay are the class co-presidents

and i'm not talkin goody two shoes dutiful co-presidents

IM SAYING TYRANNICAL CO-PRESIDENTS

you and jay were the class co-presidents, but you two were also the biggest most arrogant ASSHOLES

like somehow you guys have been put into office 3 years in a row

and even though people lowk hate you both, theyre more scared of ygs than anything

yk how in some animanga there's that corrupt student council trope... thats you and jay

threatening people, bribery, blackmailing, using lackeys....... nothing crazy but yall are NOT clean goody two shoes

im just saying... yall have SO MUCH power and influence

everyone is like legitimately afraid of ygs

on the outside you and jay seem to have an exclusively business relationship

to everyone, you're two power-hungry assholes who use each other to achieve their goals

at council meetings you and jay talk very cordially and formally, everytime you're seen together, you guys always whisper to each other briefly, before putting on your painfully fake smiles again and barely ever speaking to each other again

but behind closed doors....

yall are DATING dating

who knew that you, the condescending bitchy co-president, and jay, the most arrogant bastard of a co-president, were ALL FLUFF FOR EACH OTHER???

you and jay do such a good job of concealing your relationship that there's rumors that you and him actually secretly hate each other

heck, there's even a rumor that you'll stab him in the back later this term

after council meetings, you and jay stay back to "discuss private matters"

yall know damn well that's not what's happening

the moment that your snooty class treasurer shuts the door and leaves the two of you alone, jay's already pushing you against the wall

imagine.... makeout sessions in empty classrooms, and coming out with messed up uniform, swollen lips, and suspiciously timed breathlessness

jay would LOVE it if you grabbed onto his uniform tie and yanked him toward you, he gets the butterflies big time

whenever you pull jay aside to whisper something into his ear, everyone assumes that you're telling him about some confidential or urgent student council matter

nope!! 90% of the time it's you whispering "you look so handsome" "i love you" "let's go on a date later" "i want to kiss you so bad" good lord

and the best part??? whenever you do this, both you and jay keep the straightest, most solemn faces, even though jay is 100% screaming and giggling and kicking his feet inside

and let's be fr right now.... you guys DEFINITELY hold hands under the table

like there will be a meeting about whatever and you and jay are just playing with each other's hands under the table

i think you've almost been caught multiple times but no one necessarily suspects that there's something between you two

everyone genuinely thinks that yall are just some cold-hearted power freaks, too cold to love anyone LOL

the amount of times that you guys accidentally left the door unlocked and someone barged in....

to be clear just bc you and jay are head over heels in love with each other does NOT mean that you guys still aren't crazy assholes

sometimes you guys purposefully don't lock the door and play something that jay likes to call "kissing roulette"

basically, you and jay leave the door unlocked and make out on a busy day when there's a lot of people still roaming the halls, whoever pulls away first out of fear of being caught loses!

you always end up winning lol

i also think that some people are just stupid because there are actually SO many signs of you and him having something

like tell me why jay is out here pulling you close up against him, hands around your waist and all, to whisper something in your ear and the first thing that people think is "oh i think they hate each other"

now..... how ygs get caught: i think you and jay decided to keep your relationship private for the sake of preserving it, like ppl talk too much and they wanna get in the way or wtv

like business must go forward even if you and jay were on top of each other mere seconds ago

like i have emphasized earlier, you and jay were lowk tyrannical

you don't know how it happened but someone in the council leaked one of the being discussed

you and jay didn't really think it was that serious but apparently everyone else was

like.... some of your classmates got HEATED LMAOAO

anyways so you and jay are just having another one of your... ahem... after school sessions

and lets just say that this particular session was errr very passionate... you missed your boyfriend okay?

it was hard to act like jay pracitcally didn't exist when all you wanted to do was kiss him every second of the day

so here you were, between jay's legs with him pressed up against some bookshelf of an empty classroom

his shirt's collar is messed up, probably with lipstick stains all over it

you have his tie scrunched up in your fist, while his hands find the hem of your uniform skirt (😋)

completely unbeknownst to you there's a whole group of students in your year marching around school lookign for you two

apparently to "give the presidents a piece of their mind"

you and jay are LITERALLY about to go a step further (🤭) when the door FLIES OPEN

AND OH MY GOD

THERE'S JUST SO MANY OF THEM

like particular session you SWORE YOU LOCKED THE DOOR

like that little group of kids were about to start yelling at you to "reconsider your decisions" but they were rendered SPEECHLESS

GAGGED EVEN

because like..... THE TWO CO-PRESIDENTS WHO SUPPOSEDLY SEE EACH OTHER AS MERE TOOLS WERE........ MAKING OUT IN AN EMPTY CLASSROOM??????

you and jay are just standing there, still against each other against the bookshelf dissheveled and all, like 😧😧

"s-sorry!" it seems like the sight of you two getting all intimate scared the shit out of those little protestors BECAUSE THEY JUST RAN AWAY AFTER THAT

the next day you and jay are the talk of the school

jay is getting pats on his back from dudes who he literally does not know

"AYYYY YOU BAGGED THE HOT PRESIDENT!!!"

and hes like "? do i know you"

and suddenly all the girls are sitting you down with cups of tea to ask you about the story of you and jay

"please girl we want to know all the tea"

???? weren't they just gossiping about you yesterday

it seemed like everyone was weirdly supportive??

like over night everyone seemed to like you guys a little bit more??

somehow yall become the it couple

i dont think jay and you immediately get more affectionate

but jay definitely takes advantage of this

and randomly kisses you throughout the day

sunghoon ☆

you and sunghoon work in the same department, under the same supervisor, in the same office, at the same table, with the same tasks, with the same pay and same skills

yet only one of you is deemed the company's #1 loser and the other the company's sweetheart

guess who ☠️

well sunghoon is definitely NOT the company sweetheart

ding ding ding! if you guessed that he's the loser you are correct

sunghoon's quiet, and gets his job done efficiently with little trouble

he doesn't mean to make people uneasy with how quiet he is

but sunghoon genuinely does not like anyone enough to be talkative, nor does he want to try to make any friends

emo ass

on the other hand you're the company's joy

everyone wants to hang out with you after work

you're the first person invited to work parties, even when it's from different departments, every guy in that office has had a crush on you at some point

you know damn well the interns are obsessed with you

absolutely NO ONE would expect the residential hot girl to be going home with THE biggest loser every night

but alas look where we are

you and sunghoon were dating waaay before either of you got a job here

you guys decided to keep your relationship secret to avoid any HR complaints or snoopy people

and it was a bit of a struggle

do you have any idea how hard it was for sunghoon to watch every man try to shoot his shot with you and NOT start screaming?

sunghoon really tried to not let his personal life interfere with his professional life

but JINWOO FROM THE SALES DEPARTMENT WAS LITERALLY ASKING YOU OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

and it was hard for you, too

having people swarm you for after-work plans was a mess

each time, you said that you were going to stay late to finish some extra work, and if you had time you'd join them

you never did

all of your work friends tried to set you up on dates with their own friends

"cmon it will be fun! get out a little!"

and every time you had to politely tell them that you were not looking for a relationship for the time being (only for you and sunghoon to pass silly love notes at the water cooler)

oh sorry did you not hear that?

YOU AND SUNGHOON PASS SILLY LOVE NOTES AT THE WATER COOLER!!!!!

it’s always the most random ripped pieces of paper with the silliest love notes

like you will rip up a spare legal document nd write “if u were a fruit you’d be a fineapple”

sunghoon tho is the type up a whole document and print it out, it’s filled top to bottom in silliness and he hands it to you like it’s an official important document 😭

every morning he makes you coffee and brings it to your desk

lers be real ppl suspect things

NOT ON YOUR PART BUT ON YOUR BEHALF

like everyone thinks that sunghoon is this loser that’s in love with you ☠️

i mean cmon… weird quiet guy that talks to no one but makes coffee every morning for that One Hot Girl???

the workplace gossips have a field day w it

in their eyes, it’s really pathetic because sunghoon is this weirdo and ur this hot woman and he’s in love with you oh my gosh this is so embarrassing for him 😭🙏🙏

they keep telling you stuff too

“omg did you see the way sunghoon looked at you?”

“he’s so weird, it’s so obvious that he liked you”

"this is so embarrassing [name] you need to reject him before he gets too eager" FREE HIM

little do they know that when you and sunghoon stay a little bit later than everyone else sometimes, the office becomes really empty

kissing in empty offices… thats it, that’s the tweet

otherwise there's a lot of other small things that you do with/for each other 

when no one's around in the break room, you love to creep up on him and give him a back hug

it scares the shit out of him but the moment that he realizes that it's you he melts right away

idk how ppl didn't notice yet

one time your washing machine malfunctioned so both you and sunghoon's white dress shirts were dyed a subtle pink color

you came into work both wearing your dyed shirts and no one stopped to think "hm why do these people both have washing machine malfunctions that malfunctioned in the exact same way?"

tbh you and sunghoon are just vibing

other than sunghoon needing to conceal his wrath every time someone flirted with you and you having to hide your increasing irritation with the amount of party invitations you got

can i just say tho

being coworkers w sunghoon is a dream

imagine what happens when yall get home tho

i know the gossip goes CRAZY… you both hate your boss so every conversation you have about him rips him a new one

now... how you guys get caught

two words: work dinners

you and sunghoon never go to them

because like... why would you want to hang out with your coworkers when you have each other?

and when you do go to them, you never really have fun

other than eating and chatting a bit you never drink or really open up…. again, because you have sunghoon... why do u need anyone else

same for sunghoon, except he literally never looks like he wants to be there so people are already reluctant to invite him

but there's this one particular work dinner that you and sunghoon are both unable to get out of

it's been a long and tiring week, both of you want to go home and take a nap together but your team had other plans

sunghoon is annoyed, yes, but hes like whatever at least there's you with him

you? youre LIVID

youre barging into that work dinner with a storm cloud around you

you have to deal with coworkers who lack boundaries every day of the week and the one time you can escape them they march back in

youre not having it 😭

you ordered like 3 beers because you were so annoyed

and also bc sunghoon was there... if anything happened you knew that he would protect you

so here you were 3 beers down…. a liiiiittle bit tipsy

okay maybe a little bit MORE than tipsy… como se dice... drunk?

when jinwoo from the sales department comes up to you

sunghoon is sitting RIGHT next to you but jinwoo ignores him

"hi [name]"

you stare at him... thousand yard stare ahhh because your drunk ass does not have it in you to endure him ☠️

"what."

jinwoo DOES NOT TAKE THE HINT

"after this, i was thinking about going for karaoke. do you want to go with me?"

normally you'd be polite and decline

even if you were a little bit tipsy you'd normally just laugh and say no

but this time

with you boyfriend right next to you, with all your tiredness, with all your anger...

"fuck no," you say plainly

the way everyone gets quiet ☠️ ppl don't hear you swear that much

but the real thing that surprises them is when you pull sunghoon towards you, hugging his head to your chest

“i have a boyfriend and you’re shamelessly flirting with me”

while sunghoon is like “!!!!!”

everyone is staring liek WHAT???????

jinwoo from sales department is GAGGED BRUH

sunghoon immediately pulls away, all red in the faced

he grabs your hand and begins dragging you out the door

"sorry everyone she's drunk right now we'll be on our way!!" and yall leave

you don't remember anything so when sunghoon explains it to you, looking like a kicked dog, youre just like "okay and? whats the problem i put jinwoo in his place" #girlboss

you're the talk of the office

this still doesn't scare off your multiple suitors

but it does allow sunghoon is be a #hater fr

he's smug

[aihaitahm]

Could I request some stellaron hunter dating habit headcanons! (Stealings sweaters, always paying for dinner, ect.)

stellaron hunters and their dating habits!

characters: blade + kafka! sorry idrk the other stellaron hunters as much </3

gn! reader. hope algorithm doesnt fuck me up😭

kafka

loves pda and being seen in public with you. if your a bit shy, she would try to tone it down but she couldnt help herself, youre just too cute. clings to you when in bed especially if there has to be work done. would lay on top of you to stop you from getting up.

would spoil you with so much gifts. oh her baby wants something? she would get it for you right away. in return, she loves your gifts very much and would display or wear them at all times.

the type to hide behind doors and try to scare you. if you get scared easily, she would just hug and apologize even though its a bit funny. if you dont, she’d just laugh it off. “aw come on, it was a bit scary at least?”

when you both argue, she would give both of you space and reevaluate what happened. she knows how she can get extremely sarcastic and can be hurtful with her words. after it subsides, she makes sure she apologizes for whatever shes done and makes up for it.

not jealous but would keep her eye on people who try to actively flirt with you. would literally kiss you in front of them to prove a point, with a smug expression on her face. “im so lucky to have them. arent you jealous? well eat your heart out.”

blade

when he discovered this attraction for you, he tried to actively avoid you in hopes it would stop. well he was wrong. he was more inclined to look for you and kafka had to literally push him to pursue you. or if you pursue him, he would stop working and just be flustered.

he isnt sure how to express his feelings so he tends to give you little trinkets and gifts from his missions. he loves your smile and your appreciation when he gets you something. he tends to run his hand through his bangs because he so nervous around you. whenever he holds your hand or he feels your presence, he cant help but blush. he also has a habit of staring at you. even when you catch him staring, he doesnt care and would still stare.

kisses at first scared him but he kisses you intensely and thats how you know he really loves you. it is full of fire and compassion. makeouts with him are so intense because it is balled up love that he cant express properly. would tease you for getting shy.

he tends to get flustered because he wants to make you happy but relationships are not his best thing so he tends to ask kafka or his other companions on advice much to his dismay. he is smart its just the execution can be hard for someone like him.

when he gets used to it, he would be more open to hugs and headpats. oh he loves your touch so much. when you aid him after battles, he instantly feels peace and relaxes. you give him so much comfort and he never realized it until its with you. he tends to express his i love yous and such whenever you’re healing him.

[babydollmarauders]

CAUGHT — LUKE HUGHES

luke hughes x fem!reader

request: “Heyy Im loving your NHL fics and was wondering if you’d be open to writing one about a fem!reader x Luke Hughes imagine. Where they are dating and one of the boys comes across them in a compromising position in one of the bedrooms at a party as they’ve been gone for so long and no one has seen them but they are just making out and Luke and yn are so into it they don’t even realise someone walked in and then back out 😂😂”

summary: in which y/n and Luke get so caught up in each other that they don’t realize they got caught.

warnings: umm a heavy makeout sesh but no actual NSFW

notes: i hope i did this request justice! i tried to keep this as PG-13 as possible. this was my first Luke writing and i’m so excited to have had the chance to write this! disclaimer, this is not proofread and was written in about an hour.

i stood in the kitchen of hockey house, which was in the midst of throwing a big end of the season party, with Duke and Ethan, talking about our summer plans.

if you’d asked me 2 years ago, never in a million years would i have thought my best friends would be jocks. i always thought athletes were stuck-up assholes. but then i met Luke. it was in my first week of freshman year at University of Michigan, and i was trying to find the library, when i bumped into Luke. literally. i was studying the campus map in my hands and ran straight into him. even though it was my fault, he apologized profusely and offered to show me to the library. we talked on the way there and hit it off, from there we became fast friends. and then fast forward a few months later and we were dating. now we’ve been dating for a year and a half, and his friends have become my friends.

“hey, lover boy is hardcore staring at you.” Ethan juts his chin out toward the entrance of the kitchen and i look over to see my boyfriend leaning against the wall, staring straight at me. i quickly excuse myself from the conversation and make my way over to Luke. He smiles at me and my heart flutters in my chest. god, i love his smile. i love him. period. i set my half empty solo cup on the counter as i walk past it, and reach my hands out to Luke. when i reach him, he captures both my hands in one of his, pulling me towards him so i end up pressed against his chest.

“hey, pretty girl.” i barely hear his whisper beyond the loud music, but when his words register in my mind, i grin up at him.

“hi, love.” i press a kiss to his chest and place my hands on his hips, tilting my head up to look at my 6’2 boyfriend. “what are you doin’ over here all by your lonesome?”

“i was waiting to snatch you from Eds and Duker. you fancy an escape to the upstairs world?” i catch onto the hidden meaning in his words almost immediately, the thought sending an excited shiver down my spine. i stretch onto my tiptoes, snaking my hands up his body to latch them onto the back of his neck, pulling him down so my lips are by his ear.

“always with you.” i whisper. he pulls back and smiles at me once more before taking one of my hands in his and leading the way up the stairs. when we reach the top of the steps, he pulls me down the hallway opening the door to his room and gently nudging me inside with a hand on my lower back. i giggle at his urgency and spin around to watch him shut the door, not bothering to lock it, as no one usually comes up here during parties.

Luke glances up at me with lust filled eyes and grabs my hips, pulling me toward him so our bodies are flush against each other. i wrap my arms around his neck, pulling his face down to meet my own. our lips lock in a passionate kiss, messy yet gentle. when i pull away, our chests heave with our labored breaths, and he walks forward, forcing me to walk back until my knees hit the edge of his bed and i fall back. i giggle once more and crawl backwards up the bed until my back is leaned against the headboard, before he joins me. our kiss is continued once more, and in the midst of it, he pulls me onto his lap. i let out a small gasp into the kiss and he takes his chance to run his tongue along my bottom lip before he dips it into my mouth, turning this into a full blown make out. i let a small moan escape as he moves his kisses away from my lips, trailing down my jawline and onto my neck, suckling the soft spot by my collarbone. he groans into my neck as i shift on his lap, and i pull his face back in my hands and catch his lips with mine once again. i hear a faint click and my brows furrow, pulling back, i look at Luke. Lips swollen and hair messy, he looks beautiful.

“did you hear something?” i ask through panted breaths. he shakes his head, shrugging his shoulders.

“i didn’t hear anything.” he replies. i shrug and start kissing my way down his jawline, leaving open mouthed kisses on his neck. he shivers when i reach the spot behind his ear, and i smirk against his skin. i feel a smack against my ass before he speaks again. “i felt that smirk, little devil.”

i pull back, laughing, but it doesn’t take long before we’re back to our heated kisses.

**

eventually Luke and i call it quits, my lips sore from overuse, and head back downstairs. but when we reach the bottom of the stairs i realize the lack of music, the living room no longer filled with bodies.

“what time is it?” i ask, and Luke pulls his phone out of his pocket, clicking the power button.

“1:58am” he replies. my eyes go wide and i cringe. we’ve been upstairs for at least two hours. i hear a clang in the kitchen and we make our way over to see the guys all stuffing trash into bags.

“hey, when did everyone leave?” i speak up, and they all look at Luke and i, smirks on their faces.

“about an hour ago. so glad you guys stopped sucking face so you could join us.” Luca laughs and i feel blood rushing to my cheeks, blushing. “traumatized poor Duker when he came up to find you for a round of truth or dare.”

the guys all laugh, except for Duke, who avoids eye contact and flushes red. my eyes go wide and my face heats. i look over at Luke, who wears a proud smirk and just rolls his eyes. he spots my embarrassment and wraps an arm around my shoulders, pulling me in so my face is hidden in his chest.

“i knew i heard something.” i mumble against his pec, but he just chuckles and squeezes his arm tighter around me.

“eh, we weren’t doing anything to be ashamed of.”

[jjsadmirer]

Call Me When You're Sober .

toxic/Rafe x reader, JJ maybank x reader

hii this is my first time writing on tumblr so please bare with me for any mistakes I make:)

warnings ; toxic rafe x reader, jj maybank x reader, revenge type plot, manipulation / gaslighting, fluff, angst, drugs, alcohol, future smut?, Pope x Cleo, John b x Sarah, didn't reread

A/N ; I don't see Rafe as a cheating type if I'm honest because even though he's said harsh things about his canon girlfriend he still really loves her!! + it's 1am spare me for any mistakes

I changed the pov to third person!

Summary :

You're a pouge whos being turned into a Kook by Rafe Cameron. Will anyone make you realize your worth? Find out.

You're a pouge, always have been and always will. Nothing and no one will change that, until you started to date Rafe Cameron. You see, after that hes constantly gaslights you into not hanging out with your friends , always using makeup,doing constant drugs, etc.

Don't cry to me

If you loved me

You would be here with me.

You feel like you owe Rafe since his dad had gotten your dad a decent paying job, so one day he asked you out and you agreed. Worst decision ever.

Ever since then has just been constant arguments, kook party's, which were so lame compared to pouge ones, doing lines and having the worst possible sex ever since he was either intoxicated or just mean. Not that you didn't like it a little rough but, everyone's got a limit.

He asked you to go to the midsummers with him, and you agreed. Apon arriving there you see your best friend Sarah with your friend John b, personally you think they're the cutest.

Cleo and Pope, you always thought they'd be a cute couple,though you wonder if they are now. It has been awhile, Kiara beside them,and JJ waiting tables.

As you're looking over to you friends wishing you were hanging out with them you realized you've lost Rafe. You search around the area until you hear noises from the locker room.

inside you see your supposed boyfriend snorting lines off of a girls chest. He looks up at you, "what?" he says. WHAT?! . You clench your jaw and hold your fists into balls.

You can't believe this, he's cheating on you and has the audacity to say 'what'. You look at him with tears forming in your eyes and storm out of the locker room, you accidentally bump into someone.

"Sorry" you say in a shaky voice, you didn't even realize you were crying if you're being honest. "It's alrigh- y/n?" a voice says. You look up,

You want me?

Come find me.

Make up your mind.

JJ Maybank.

Part two at 10 ❤s

(Part 2)

[corpsebasil]

imagine fwb Sir Nikolai lmao

neither of you have time to really date anyone nor are you allowed so…nothing happens at first. you’re attracted to him obviously. i mean look at him Jesus Christ—

The necklace thing gets me every time—

but imagine the two of you are on watch together right? like the whole camp is asleep and you’re bored as shit and he’s been joking around with you for the past couple of hours when suddenly he’s like: “I think we should kiss”

And you’re like: ??? Tf

N: we should kiss

Y/N: why would we kiss

N: why not

Y/N: why would we kiss

N: I know you want to come on

and you both just look at each other for a minute. you dive for him the second he leans in and your foreheads slam into each other’s. ow. but the both of you are laughing like crazy and trying not to wake up the camp with your stupid antics.

you grab at him and make annoying cooing sounds while actively trying to lick the side of his face. who cares about sweat and grime, you gotta commit to the bit. and he’s cursing and struggling to get away, batting at you and trying to keep his laughter in when you actually manage to lick his cheek a few times.

N: HAVE MERCY STOP—

Y/N: MUAHHH *aggressive wet noises*

N: AHHHHH

so then like AFTER all that mess you both stfu when you hear someone moving around. he’s got you pinned at this point, one hand over your mouth to keep you quiet as you giggle hysterically under his palm. when he looks down at you, amused as fuck, you immediately feel the vibe between you shift a fraction when he removes his hand.

N: gonna be quiet?

Y/N: …

N: I’ll take that as a yes.

and then he’s actually kissing you. and omfg if it doesn’t feel great. what started as a joke QUICKLY turns into a full on makeout session on the ground.

hear me out for one second.

i feel like he’d be succcchhh a good kisser. like his lips are soft as hell and he’s not too aggressive with tongue Jesus mercy—

and he’d be holding your face in his hands and just—

I’m laughing sorry

AHHHHHH

so after that it’s obvious you both liked it but you aren’t sure where you stand. you both still treat each other like the best friends that you are but. but.

there are moments when he’ll find excuses to touch you. moments when he’ll sneak a kiss before anyone sees. moments when, like let’s say one night during what’s supposed to be a night patrol, you find yourself pressed up against a tree while he’s hitting your shit like it’s the last time he’ll ever do it— teaching you um. calculus.

call me the Pythagorean theorem the way im gonna have you horizontal girllll

(that makes no sense BAHAHAHAHHA)

[mamawasatesttube]

Do you have any timkon HCs?

OH BOY DO I EVER!!!!!

kon, like all supers, is a giant softie at heart. tim you have to hold his hand. tim he wants a hug. tim he is laying in your lap and daydreaming about picking out cutlery sets together when you decorate your future home together.

tim is an expert clothes thief. kon is more laid-back about his acts of theft but they do happen. what this means is that sometimes kon will steal a shirt tim stole from dick who stole it from donna, and everyone involved just has to live with that.

tim has yet to successfully teach kon to skateboard without any ttk involved. kon isn't convinced it's physically possible. he has, however, discovered that he loves roller skates!

(yes, this means they do have skate park dates.)

one time kon, half asleep, smiled dreamily at tim and, trying to compliment his eyelashes, told him adoringly "you look like a cow."

it took tim a minute, but he got the gist and did in fact blush really hard about it.

bart, texting cissie: "kon just told tim he looks like a cow and tim is blushing about it. whats wrong with them"

they start dating without realizing they're dating. everyone else can see it very clearly. they are the last to figure this out bc they just melt into it so hard (when you already have a STRONG bond built on deep devotion and trust, etc, what's a little thing like sharing clothes and a bed? and being extra physically affectionate? it's nothing major!)

tim's gender: he's just some guy kon's gender: ✨💖🌟 babygirl 🌟💖✨ together: [bystanders looking on like. how tf did that generic dude land THAT?] except kon is always like LOOK AT TIM HE'S THE PRETTIEST MOST SPECIALEST BOY

they are not the first queer relationship either of them has. tim dates someone else, kon has a passionate makeout with simon valentine at senior prom that turns into a summer fling, tim is NOT jealous, it's just that as kon's bff he thinks kon can do and deserves better ok. and its NOT a whole Thing™ that later on he's smug about simon posting sad breakup song lyrics on instagram. its literally normal theres nothing going on here

one time tim gets a superboy merch jacket styled after kon's leather jacket thinking aw im being supportive and wearing his merch <3. and kon is so offended bc YOU CAN LITERALLY WEAR THE REAL THING ROB. I HAVE BACKUPS. TAKE THAT SHIT OFF PUT MY ACTUAL JACKET ON RIGHT NOW--

they eventually have two apartments, one in metropolis, one in gotham. this is bc you can't permanently take tim out of gotham, but kon would be miserable if he moved there permanently, too. they alternate places.

kon is a morning person; tim is a night owl. kon likes to dote and make tim breakfast every morning; if tim doesnt give him his good night hugs and kissies before he goes to bed he'll pout and also cry. that's a threat tim!!!! he'll cry, do you hear him!!!

kon has a spare collapsible bo staff + a couple batarangs in his gay little thigh pouch. for tim. <3

[miruac]

dating tenya iida headcanons - part four

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warnings: not proofread!!!! also afab reader?? period mentions

a/n: GUYS...DID YOU MISS ME...🤪 should totally be studying rn BUT HERE WE GOOO(i think im gonna fail my test)

taglist: @yumejoshihimejoshi

where were we OH YEAH OKAY so basically, when you guys come home from the break, he literally carries in all your things wowww what a gentleman

ok back to general hcs bc i get too carried away with storylines

everyone writes iida as like someone who doesnt have access to technology but he sure as hell does

i feel like he would barely understand brainrot or he knows what they all mean bc he gets curious and goes on a deep dive

nontheless when you hear him skibidi in such a serious voice you literally choke on your spit im SERIOUS 😭

if you wanted to do a silly little tiktok trend he would do it with you but obv not the ones that are like "sending my man a spicy picture and posting his reaction" BC THATS LITWRALLT SMTH PRIVATE AND PEOPLE SHOULDNT POST THAT???(sorry guys im a bit passionate about this)

he tries to dance but hes so...stiff....

but its okay!!! he makes it up by spoiling you

idk if i wrote it before but hes such a good HUGGER

obv at first he's stiff, but HES SO BEEFY

my logic is muscle = beef = pillow

god its so...omg im drooling...like he's so soft when he relaxes...his hugs are so tight...i love them...

hes also so warm wtf like in winter youre literally clinging onto him

prolly bc he has to keep moving so his engines dont stall when its too cold outside

this boy is a workaholic someone save him

you physically have to drag him away from his work and give him some tea or snacks

he gets all grumpy when you do but hes eternally grateful bc he'd spiral and probably pull all nighters like in a row

i think i alr wrote about this but when iidas sleepy, HE GETS CLINGYYYY

god its so cute like when you guys are cuddling before bed and hes all sleepy, hes like a big baby i wanna hold him and kiss all over his face AHHHH

hes a snorer. im sorry. have you guys seen how hard he works like he is knocked out and SNORING

hes not that loud of a snorer but its not completely quiet

youre able to fall asleep tho

guys i literally was bedridden with an unknown illness like last month and i still have a stuffy nose

when youre sick, iida would do his best and TRY to nurse you to health

he's used to taking care of himself when he's sick, so how hard could it be to take care of you?

it was hard. especially if your fever kept fluctuating and medicine didnt work

he would stay up late and constantly wipe your forehead with a cold rag

ive been DYING to read and write headcanons of iida when reader is on their period

if you have BAD bad cramps(like mine where you're unable to move and you end up dry heaving), he'll be your human heat warmer

he hates to see you in pain so he tries to accomodate to your every need and request

you want snacks? hes buying them, you want cuddles? youre in his arms. you need pads or tampons? he'll buy them for you he is NOT ashamed

ok back to regular headcanons(lowk this is just shit id want to do with him)

on lazy days, you guys would do movie dates in each others rooms

he gets a little distracted sometimes and just stares at your face

youre just so pretty while youre watching so intently, hes stunned

the light from your laptop shining on your face makes you look unreal to him

so down bad that he doesnt realize he's getting closer and closer, and when you turn your head you guys accidentally smooches

that...that kinda turns into a makeout sesh..

ok listen hear me out. messy makeout sessions with nerds where they end up with their hair all messy, glasses crooked, face flushed and lips swollen and eyes heavy

MMMMMMMMMM IM SO FERALLLL I LOVE NERDSSSSS I LOVE MY SMARTY PANTS

hes so awooga

valentines day is soon!!!! your first valentines!!!!

hes so excited but also scared because he doesnt know if youll like his gift

he made you a little gift basket with your favourite snacks, things youve been talking about, etc etc and a little card

inside the card was him talking about how happy you make him and what he would do to be with you always :(( such a cutie pie i love him

am i delusional? yeah lets ignore that LOL!!!!

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hi guys!!! its been a while, how r yall doing?? sorry for being inactive, selfcare is TIME consuming(also school but im so burnt out 😭) i hope you all like this chapter!!! see you all next time ♡

[unfunnyaceartist]

I love the internet

Its just some people on here that I dislike.

I think the internet was an incredible thing to happen that changed countless lives across the globe! It makes things easier. You can find people who understand you, share creations, share interests, share thoughts, buy, sell, show, perform, comfort people, help people, make friends, get support, start a business, spread awareness, and much more! Its a powerful tool that is often underappreciated. It is a PRIVILEGE. Not a right.

Now there are some people who use the internet to harm rather than help. Some choose the veil of anonymity to harass people. Some abuse and manipulate people. Some share hateful or inappropriate content, even though they're well aware of children on the internet.

With all of the amazing advantages technology brought us, came people who sought to use it in overall not good ways. Now more than ever its easier to come across something traumatic, inappropriate, cruel, scary, manipulative, illegal, and horrific things. All it takes is one wrong click for a child in elementary school to stumble across 18+ websites. All it takes is one typo to ruin a persons innocence. All it takes is one "prank" to traumatize someone. Im grateful my parents limited my internet access as a child. I know for a fact I would have stumbled upon some stuff that would have near irreversibly altered my mind. Lots of totally cool and normal things exist for certain audiences that arent really unethical, but the thing is, a lot of sites wont make sure of age. Most just have you click a checkbox that you are 18 or older. Its irresponsible in my opinion.

I'm going to make one example of my last point using a game im very familiar with that isnt a huge issue: Doki Doki Literature Club. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!! also this is so unlike me lmao. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I GOT ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM BAD AT WRITING SO HFUKJSGJh

It is a FANTASTIC indie psychological horror game with many interesting aspects and dark topics. The problem? Its marketed as a dating simulator with a cutesy style. A kid who failed to read more or heard from a friend saying to check it out as a prank (the latter happened to me) can easily download the original free game. Well, no biggie, right? It has a warning at the beginning, so it should be fine, right? Wrong. Lets take a look at the disclaimers.

Do you see that? "This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed" and "Individuals suffering from anxiety or depression may not have a safe experience playing this game." Now Ive played this game more times than I can count. Ive done every route, ive gotten every ending, i've gotten every secret,I even used to have a lot of the dialogue memorized, so trust me when I say, yes, this game can be incredibly unsettling at times, but its not the worst thing one can encounter. However its easily accessible as its completely free. The issue with the warning screens is a few things. One, you literally can just click through them without reading them like many do. Two, people may only skim the text or not care enough to go to the link. Three, IT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT IS DISTURBING!!! Lets take another look at the first warning: "This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed". Well, this game is marketed as a a cute highschool dating sim. For all parents or children know it could just be a bit spicy, and I know from experience, kids usually think they're grown enough to handle these things. What if a child goes in expecting a makeout scene when they go to Sayoris room to check on her before the festival only to find her corpse? Now what about the other warning? "Individuals suffering from anxiety or depression may not have a safe experience playing this game." And then it gives a link for content warnings. yes, this is better than the first IMMENSELY but the problem still stands that for all they know it could just have high stress parts or mention things like abuse or breakups or intercourse which can be triggering to some, and lets be honest, how many kids do you think will actually go to the website to read the content? Probably little to none unless their guardian figure makes them. I played this game in late fifth grade, and I thought I was practically an adult. Oh how wrong I was, BUT THATS OFF TOPIC. It would be much more beneficial and logical to just say 'this game covers dark, disturbing, and triggering topics and contains graphic content.' or something along those lines, OR EVEN VERIFY THEIR AGE. Without proper research an elementary schooler who was pranked by their friends (like me) could easily be traumatized. Im very glad I did research on it prior to my gameplay.

MY POINT IS THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE SAFETY AND STUFF BUT NOTHING STUPID LOL OKAY BYE SORRY FOR THE ABRUPT ENDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[selamat-linting]

last night, a little homestuck before bed and :

-i dont think i can maintain the facade of composure or coherence anymore. this is five seconds before john find several people brutally slaughtered, including his own dad, and he himself get stabbed to death. look at him! look at how silly this child is. my zillyhoo son, its unfair theyre piling up all this shit to you.

-i get why rose went grimdark tbh. things are pretty bad out there. it fucks me up that she's like, taking over the suicide mission. and how awful it is that she'd gone off the deep end that she looked at her parents dead body and only think of killing. something i noticed between the two light players is that theyre always burdening themselves with the hard, difficult tasks alone even though the team wanted it to be done as a group effort. its commendable but not always a good thing.

-its pretty funny that the kids with shitty guardians' have a wildly contrasting reactions to their dead parents like

dave, at the beginning of story : my bro is the coolest guy ever

dave now : huh. he's dead. okay. time to use the sword lodged in his chest as a trampoline! sweet loot. i love not getting knifed in my apartment

rose, at the beginning of the story : my loathsome mother and her penchant for the devil's drink!!!!!

rose, now : i should've looked out for her *activates rage mode*

i mean, i suppose thats appropriate but. you know how it is. poor kids, they've been through a lot. did they even have a warm meal lately? also i think bro is kinda handsome and i understand his fascination with puppets. i too, read a tentacle dick spamton fic as a lark and becomes genuinely intrigued with it.

-i am in love, in love! with the format of clicking to a collage of pictures. There was just so much Shit going on and the banner have doc scratch home being burned down and snowman making out after smoking a bloodied pipe. and then jade hunting frogs with dave. it would have been adorable to see these kids finally meeting each other for the first time if the world wasnt going to do a hard reset.

-fuck it. an AU. kids being kids. no sburb no tragedy. theyre just online friends. jade's grandpa is alive, he took jade into civilization often so she's not undersocialized and knows how to function if she wants to live a normal life. and as a birthday gift he took all of her friends to the island as a surprise for her 13th birthday. they spend the day catching frogs and playing paintball. and then at night, rose and jade urge everyone to try lucid dreaming. none of them made it because theyre all too busy making fun of john's movie selection. dave is beatboxing over squiddles music. and then right in the middle of their playing, a ship crash landed to the island. it was the trolls.

-uhhghgghghhh i need to see. an animatic. of jade and dave's fight. with bec noir. look at all the moves theyre making it would have been one hell of a fight and we were robbed of a proper flash with boisterous music! space time vs omnipotence lets fucking go!

-speaking of vriska, wow she really is giving her all in these pages. her last stand with jack. the enemy she took part in creating. she knew she was going to die and done her best asking out literally everyone alive. and the best/worst thing is, everyone accepts. terezi literally came to her with all the rp outfit they used to do. and, i know i should be shocked but im just laughing at karkat showing up late with the sloppy makeout note. And she gave the cutest most adorable date proposal to john like, ugh its cute teenage puppy love! yes, i think they'd go well together. I dunno, maybe its my kimharry enjoyer heart speaking, but i think characters who'd done terrible violence should be with someone who only met them after they strived to be someone better, or at least a blank slate. that way, they get a fresh start and can focus on improving instead of getting distracted with hurt feelings and old wounds. also i am not burdening terezi, aradia, tavros, and all of the kids she personally maimed with All of That tbh. unless they want to ofc.

-anyways, here is the updated vriska relationship chart

matesprit -> still, the poster of nicholas cage in con air, or karkat if youre so inclined to imagine a world where she makes out with karkat before fighting terezi. gross lol.

moirallegiance -> john, full stop. her relationship with terezi needs some peace time before coming back into pale redrom

kismesis -> terezi. im FROTHING at the mouth thinking at the tragedy of their relationship. this is some intergenerational trauma shit, some wicked codependency junk, like the cuno and his buddy C. its the real shit fa- (okay i should stop speaking like cuno before i embarras myself)

-also. WHY WAS IT A JUST DEATH! im hitting the clock im destroying it with jack. fuck you fuck you so much. Doc scratch fix the clock so it gives me what i want or i'll burn your house! asshole!

-im curious about the sprites. i hope they find a way to be relevant again. i've always think theyre awesome and has more info that could have been beneficial for the kids.

-all in all, i give this homestuck liveread and overall rating of what the fuck what the fuck ohhhhh ohhh my fucking godd imma read this again motherfucker

[miss-lurker]

609 Bedtime Story Ep 1

Free on WeTV

Episode 1 Part 1 link

Episode 1 Part 2 link

****

Reasons I'm watching: OhmFluke and a magical realism(?) premise.

Overall thoughts: It's a fun time with a fantasy/scifi element and a mystery. It's starts with pretty flashy cinematography, but comes down to earth quickly. Budget reasons, I would guess.

Spoilery liveblogging below the cut...

Part 1:

The opening shot already looks nice!

Oh, wow. Gimme all this flashy cinematography and directing.

Ohm looks like a baby. I don't like Fluke's hair.

Somebody's irresponsible and their name is Mum. LOL

OMG. Somebody lay this dude flat! He's the worst.

So much punching. So little time.

Cutback to Mum...having the slowest makeout session ever. LOL

I can't buy Ohm as a badass yet. He's P'Dean + a baby. I'll get there eventually. Him kicking this dude in the head is helping. Haha.

Ah, are the bar friends going to be a thing? I can't remember the actors name from Friend Zone.

A singing scene. Someone warn AbsoluteBL. LOLOL

Somebody sure is interested in someone else (bar friends). I see you trying to be slick.

Also, the switch between sweet, funny, and serious is a bit jarring. It's not too bad though. It's still working for me.

OMG, someone teach Ohm to make out with a girl. Not one bit of lip touched any part of that girl's body. Hahaha. Seriously, though that was just bad on the director's part.

Now it's time for the classic, "Hey, I'm queer. How ya feel about that?" convo.

"I will definitely not date a man." Do you know what show you are in?

Ending the first part with a little vehicular manslaughter I see. LOL

Part 2:

I feel like this is a con. =/ ...It's totally a con.

The sister is on to it. =D

Ohm, why you are so damn tall? The sister is definitely not short and you are way taller than her.

You tell 'im, sis! He better put that phone on silent.

She's about to beat this boy. LOLOL ....She did! LOLOLOL

Gimme those deep-fried dough sticks.

Game has a big ol' crush!

Who's A? I smell an ex... =/

Stop trying to spread the 'rona, Mum.

I really don't think Vee's interested Game. Sorry, dude.

I like the guitar shelves in Mum's room and the accent wall. That pallet bedframe with rbg lights has me worried about splinters though.

Fluke looks good in glasses.

I would be sooo confused. He probably thinks he's having a weird dream. If I didn't read the synopsis I would think he's having a weird dream, too. lol

That was an odd cut.

Also, just going straight to sex, Mum? Really, boy who said he doesn't like guys. I guess in his mind he's just going with the dream flow.

No! Creepiness! Who is this creepy person? WITH A GUN?! Right in the heart? What is this madness?

When this boy wakes up he's going to think he had the WEIRDEST dream ever.

[serialfirstdater]

London #2: The British Software Engineer

My first date with the London Nurse was not the best, considering I felt catfished and a little trapped in the situation. However, within the same week, my dating experience did a 180.

The day after my date with the London Nurse, I swiped some people on the Thursday Dating app. This was before I went to the event that I paid for (where I met the Swedish Yogi). I matched with a cute British Software Engineer who, by all definitions, was very British-looking. Not the posh kind, but the modern version. He immediately set up our date for the following day.

Date #1

I knew upon seeing him I really liked his vibe and style because he's well dressed and knows what works for him. He is similar to Jenn Im's ex-husband, regarding facial features and style. Definitely did not look like someone who would be a software engineer.

He took me to Bounce, a cool ping pong place with amazing music in Shoreditch, and paid for our entry. At first, I wasn't sure if we would connect right away. It's been a long time since I went on a date with a white man (the last one was around February 2022, so a long time ago and probably a year or two before the last white guy). He got me a cocktail and we started playing, which I immediately enjoyed. It was light and fun and once I drank my alcohol, I felt more at ease.

At one point we took a little break to sit down and get to know each other. We shared travel stories, favourite cuisines, and other general shallow conversations. If I were to describe his personality, it's quite chill and easygoing from the get-go. Someone you know would not cause any trouble and go along with things.

During our get-to-know-each-other, we noticed some guys about to take our ping pong table. The British Software Engineer kicked them off (I like it when I see a guy take charge) and we returned to play until our time was up.

Afterward, he took me to The Blues Kitchen, an amazing live music restaurant and bar. It was ticketed so he proceeded to pay for our entry here too.

Part of the restaurant was transformed into a dance floor after 10 PM. He got me two more cocktails at the bar and we started to get closer throughout the night while bopping to the live soul and funk music (which was fantastic).

Taking a break from the music, we went to their downstairs bar for some quiet time. I decided to cut myself off and just had water because I knew that if I drank anymore, I would make decisions based on my abbreviated state.

We chit-chatted at the downstairs bar a little before moving back to the main floor. By the time we got back up, the blues band took a break from performing so we grabbed a seat instead at the other end of the restaurant and away from the dancefloor.

While we sat together, he asked if he could kiss me. I agreed as I had been waiting for it all night and we started to make out. Not my favourite kind of making out because I felt like his kissing was really wide and I kept hitting his teeth and it was one of those wet makeouts. However, there was still chemistry there and I didn't mind it so much. If we needed to kiss again in the future, I would bring it up.

We eventually left and he got me a bit of food because I was hungry. I like that he knew he shouldn't leave me hungry, cause what gentleman would? We shared spinach puff pastries from a Middle Eastern restaurant still open around 2 AM in Shoreditch.

He walked me to the bus stop and I gave him a quick kiss on the cheek goodbye before I ran for my bus.

Overall, it was the absolute best date I had in years. It was light, fun, and full of physical chemistry which I needed.

Date #2

After the first date on Friday, he proceeded to ask me out again the following Tuesday. I happily agreed. I had three sublet viewings prior, but happy to have my evening free for him.

He took me to Mercato Metropolitano, a giant food court, similar to Chefs Hall in Toronto but nicer and with more options. We were indecisive about what we wanted to eat. We eventually settled on tacos because he seemed like he wanted them (despite telling me I could choose whatever, I was the real indecisive person between the two of us cause in British fashion, it seemed like he knew what he wanted but wanted to give me the option to choose).

After we had tacos (some of the best IMO), I told him I was thirsty for some non-alcoholic drinks. We walked around the court but I was indecisive. Since he had paid for everything thus far, I didn't want to assume he would continue paying (he did). Thus, I was more easygoing to see what he would do. Had he been assertive, I would have been more comfortable making firm decisions. He bought me gelato and churros from a gelato vendor when I eyed it during our walk-around while searching for a place to get a drink.

We eventually decided on drinks (alcohol after all LOL) when we found one bar that was having its happy hour. I went for a rum and coke and he got himself a beer before we made our way out to a private wooden swing near the front of the entrance. The swing space was secluded because it was blocked off on both sides to section off other tables left and right of us.

We sat beside each other on the swing, chitchatting about surface-level topics again. With his arm around my shoulders, we ended up making out (obviously), pausing in between when we heard people about to pass by in front of us.

With the night getting close to 10 PM, I knew I didn't want to go back to his place just yet. So when he asked what I wanted to do next, I said I would go home, especially since he had work the following day.

We made out again, before parting ways and I walked back to my place as it was nearby.

Date #3

Saturday of that same week, I was supposed to have a date with someone else, who I had been chatting to for about a week online. However, the day prior, he said we could meet another time since I was still busy trying to settle myself into London as a newcomer. I said I could still meet though if he'd like. When I mentioned this to my London friends, they all laughed and said he was making an excuse to get off the date in a British fashion.

Lo and behold, the day of he said he woke up sick. He apologized and said we could meet the following weekend. I said it was fine and was open to that if he'd like. I was none too fuss, but also absolutely did not care if we did not meet. It was already inconvenient enough as is. He wrote back he understood this might be a turnoff and that we could video call if I wanted to throughout the week! Again, I said it was fine and up to him if he wanted to do a video call!

Silence.

Guess he wasn't that interested after all, despite saying all that.

On Thursday, the British Software Engineer asked if I was free that Saturday but I told him I wasn't because of the above guy. He followed up the morning of to see if I was still not free. At this point, I had a feeling my date with the other guy had fallen through and gave it about half an hour before I responded.

I sensed cause the British Software Engineer asked me about Saturday twice, he most likely had the place to himself and this was likely the last evening he would have any chance of hooking up with me before his flatmate returned home.

I wasn't counting until then, but it would have been 3 dates in 8 days since our first date. Which was quite fast, but it didn't feel like it because I had been so busy every day. However, when he asked me again if I was still not free, I pieced together that potentially all he wanted to do was have a hookup considering how often we saw each other in a short period.

I messaged him back, saying that I was now free. He double-checked if I was free in the evening and I said yes.

"Do you want to go to Soho and get a bottle of wine and head back to my place after?" he texted.

Aha, there it was. Now, I sat there and contemplated for a bit. I wrote, "Yes, Soho would be nice" and we arranged for a time to meet.

I debated internally about if I should hook up with him or not. I wrote to some of my close friends from home to get their input.

Ultimately, we never spoke about what we were both looking for (because remember, for the first two dates, we kept our conversations surface-level). He knew I just arrived in London, so everything was new. We never got deep into anything vulnerable and the dates were as easy, breezy, and beautiful Covergirl as it gets in my decade-plus of dating. There was a high chance that he was giving all these great dates in hoping for sex.

Now, I had to mentally prep myself to never see this man ever again after this date. Since I entered the dating scene here in London, I assume every date is the last date unless the guy sets up the following and goes through with it due to the high ghosting level here.

However, I did like the British Software Engineer as a person and I enjoyed his company. I don't find too many men that I like and find attractive right off the bat. I have grown attracted to people over time but honestly, if I don't find them attractive from the get-go, the chances of me losing that physical attraction to them is quite high.

I met the British Software Engineer in Soho, where I waited for him in Selfridges, a high-end department store similar to The Bay but 100x better. From there, we walked to a fun arcade place. Except it was so busy that he said it wasn't worth waiting for because it would take forever for us to get through the games because each one was occupied.

We left the arcade and wondered what to do next. He decided after much debate (because he wanted to give me a chance to choose, though being indecisive, I really didn't care) that he would take me to Flat Iron, which is an affordable but popular London steak chain restaurant that is also cute.

It was full so he added his name to the waitlist and we went to a nearby bar while we waited. We spoke a bit and I learned for the first time that his parents were divorced and he hadn't been in contact with his father in years. This was the most I actually learned about him and who he was. After about 40-50 minutes had passed, we went back to Flat Iron for our reservation.

We both got steak and he ordered some additional sides that were absolutely delicious. When we were done, we were given a cute little butcher knife charm each to exchange for free soft-serve ice cream once we left the restaurant. I absolutely love this tiny touch and freebie!

He took me around Soho and let me enjoy walking around like a tourist. I liked our dates because knowing I was new, he always took me to new places for a good time.

We went to another bar after dinner and he got us both drinks once again. We got cozy and made out before leaving and walked some more around Soho.

I, of course, found out during our date that his flatmate was on vacation and was to return the next evening. Aha, I was essentially a seer.

I asked if he still wanted to get that bottle of wine and head to his place. At this point, I was willing and ready to sleep with this man. As 1) I have needs, 2) he took me on amazing dates and paid for them all, and 3) I had already mentally prepared that this was all he wanted. If he didn't, then I would find out shortly after. However, if all he intended to do was to hook up only, he was going to disappear regardless if I didn't sleep with him. Thus, I might as well check him off my to-do list (LOL).

Now I know that some of my friends reading wouldn't want to do something casual like this. But, remember I am here in London for the first time and trying to explore the dating scene. It makes for an adventure and honestly gives colour to my time here while I am settling into the country. I know I have plenty of options to go through when it comes to dating, so even if this doesn't work out, I will be fine.

We went to his place after he picked up a sweet rose from the local Tesco. We chatted some more in his living room and I asked if he had Netflix. I threw on a Leighton Meester movie and we watched for a bit before things of course got R-rated.

Now for the friends that want the deets, just message me because I as much as I am documenting my dating stories here, I gotta keep some privacy (LOL).

I ended up staying overnight and we hooked up again in the morning before he took me to Starbucks. We hung out in Starbucks for almost an hour, and I spoke to him more about what I did career-wise. Yes, it took this long for me to talk about my occupation because again, our dates have always been surface-level.

We kissed some more before we parted as he was on-call for work. I said, "See you!" but knowing fully well that might be the last I ever saw this man again.

The Aftermath

As I finish up typing this dating entry, it has been 3 days since I last heard from him, which was when England lost against Spain during the Euro Cup (Spain is a whole other level when it comes to their football team, so honestly, England didn't really have a chance...).

So what are my thoughts? I would be lying if there wasn't a part of me still hoping he would message me (I was the last person to write to him, but kept it hands-off because if he wanted to, he would). However, being mentally prepared to never hear from him again empowered me to choose to go home with him that night.

Operating in the dating scene where every day is your last and knowing you have plenty of options make it easier to move past guys you liked but didn't work out. I know that I am spoiled for choice here in London and not being stressed about looking for something serious works in my favour.

Of course, if the right man takes me off the market, I would not object because at the end of the day it is a long-term goal. For now, I will continue to see what London has to offer. But I am glad I can now officially say I have sampled the local cuisine.

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fluff alphabet ( sodapop curtis )

-> navi. | -> outsiders masterlist

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Your attention to detail. you know when somethings wrong, through that carefree façade, and you'll coax an explanation outta him.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Your hands, bruh. He loves watching you light your cigarettes, loves watching you fuck up the Socs that talk shit about pony and other people close to you, loves watching you lace your fingers with his, loves watching you.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Sodapop Curtis likes to smother or be smothered. Will 100% lay on tip of you if you let him, and is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999% willing to have you lay on top of him. In all seriousness, Soda really don't give a fuck whatever y'all are doin as long as ur both together

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Soda will do just about anything with you, so you've got a variety of things you could both do. Personally, Soda really likes when you find some nice grassy field and you're all wrapped up in his jacket or whatever, and you're talking about whatever-the-fuck comes to mind

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Soda is one to wallow in their feelings before doing something impulsive, so you'd be given little to no warning whatever he's doing if he's upset (angry/sad)

Soda feeling cuddly and lovey is a different situation entirely. This guy is clingy and simping and jesus im overwhelmed thinking about the love he smothers you in 😣💞

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Personally, Soda wouldn't be too opposed to having kids, biological or not. He will definitely bust his ass to give his kid the opportunities he didn't/couldn't have, and would the kind of father a lot of people would want

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

With the minimal amount of money this man gets, there is no doubt in my mind he would try his very best to get you a CD or book you've been eyeing

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

ALWAYS, MEIN GOTT. Just hold his hand. He likes it and dgaf if someone says smth to him about it. Soda believes if you truly love someone than you wont be afraid to show that love (and Soda's love language is touch idgaf)

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

Angry. Angry at whoever decided to fuck with the gang (everyone loves you, especially bc you're Johnny's second fave person ever)

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Like a lot of members in the gang, Soda leans to joking rather than pranking. You both have a lot of inside jokes, and he loves just randomly bringing up said inside joke to see your smile.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Mans puts effort into kissing you its pretty endearing. The way he pants into your mouth suring a makeout sesh is 😏😏😩😩😩😍😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭❤❤❤ and then he whines and pulls you closer than humanly possible with his hands on the back of your neck. i- 🥵🥵🥵❤❤🤭😍😏😍😍🤭😩🤭😩🤭😍💍💍😇😇😇💒💒💒🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️🛐🛐🛐🛐

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

By affirmation and physical touch

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

First kiss together. No details.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Soda's worst fears: you/Darry/Pony walking out of his life with no warning and school

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

bros kinda a worrywort

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

he calls you: babe, baby, doll, pretty girl/boy, angel

you call him: pepsi cola, babe, Coca-Cola, baby, sweetheart,

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Smoking

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

-You Found Me by The Fray

-Freaks by Surf Cruise

-Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Will answer almost any question you ask him

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

A year maybe? All depends on your resolve

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

Well absolutely bust ass to help him, and will absolutely annihilate anyone that says jack shit about him. He'll get real quiet and only ease up if you or his brothers are there to comfort him.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

He's proud that he can call you his. He loves showing you off, even if you insist theres nothing to show off.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

Is confident in your ability to fight if you are, but will always look out for you. Soda will definitely fight for you. no comment

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Pretty well, actually. He would observe you for a while before you started dating, and would definitely pick up subtle hints from your body language

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

By proposing to you with a ring pop and then if you said yes you would both go buy a ring

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

you, smoking, sleeping.

xXx

sodapop curtis taglist:

@orphan--obliterator

[chocominnie]

One Last Time 01  —  Pjm. (M)

⇢ pairing: Jimin X Reader

⇢ Genre: Idol!Jimin, Exbf!Jimin, model!reader, sad au, fluff, tons of smut, angst

⇢ Synopsis: Your idol ex boyfriend Jimin cheated on you. You two have been broken up for a while now and the media has been keeping track of you and him. You’re trying to get over him, but the things that happen inbetween makes you re-think the entire breakup, and so does Jimin…

⇢ Song : xxxxx

⇢ Word Count : 4.3k

⇢ Warnings: dominant jimin, makeout sessions, this is honestly a sad angsty au, cheating, pregnancy, unprotected and protected sex, a bunch of sex, no really a LOT of sexual themes too, I know I’m forgetting some but sorry in advance!

⇢ Copyright: please do NOT repost, translate, or modify my works in any way, shape or form, on any platform. If found doing so , it is considered as plagiarism and appropriate LEGAL action will be taken

⇢ Authors note: This is my mini series for the summer! Get your tissues, things to take your anger out on, and sit back and watch the drama unfold. Shall we begin?

The winter’s coldness is hardly enough for you to bear. Even though it’s just the beginning, Seoul is known to just go from season to season without a fucking warning. Not only that, but the first snowfall is going to come soon. The weatherman has been talking about it non-stop for the past few days. It’s going to be a brutal one he says but he says that every year so why believe?

Turning off your alarm, you take a few minutes to collect yourself and stretch. Barely any sleep once again but that’s an everyday thing now.. without Jimin. It’s been some rough months not having his body wrapped snugly onto yours. These days you long for his touch, but completely dread at the same time for very good reasons.

Your kitten greets you with small licks on your thigh in which in return you pet her head softly with a smile.

‘‘ At least I still have you babygirl. You keep me company. “ You coo softly while grabbing your phone off the charger. Texts from your best-friend just spamming you with love and apparently she’s coming over. Great. That’s normal.  But one text catches your eye. Jeon Jungkook.

You furrow your eyebrows as your finger slides to open it after typing in your password. In relief, he’s just checking up on you as always. Rolling your eyes, you muster enough strength to actually pull yourself out of bed. The cold tiles hit your feet like icicles. You jump from from foot to foot cursing yourself for not turning on the floor heaters as you walk out the room. Clara, your kitten, follows you out purring nonchalantly with a few meows here and there.

‘’ Alright Clara I hear you. Im getting your food now.’’ You chuckle, grabbing her food from the bottom kitchen cabinet right under the sink and pour her half a cup of cat food and a whole bowl of water.

After snacking on your morning granola bar you prepare yourself for your morning routine. Shower, brush teeth, skin care, get dressed, clean. Your phone dings once more just before stripping yourself of your clothes. You don’t bother to look it’s probably just a social media notification.

Drying your hair with a towel as you get out the steaming hot shower, you head straight for the mirror. Dark circles remain under your eyes from months of barely any sleep. You sigh, and gently rub under them. Jimin is the cause of this. Why would he do this to you. Surely enough he would not like to see you like this at all. The worriedness he would have over you is huge. But he has moved on and you just have to accept it no matter how in-love you still are with him.

As you clean up around the living room, another ding from your phone occurs. A groan escapes your lips as you place the pillows back as they should be. In hopes of it just being your manager giving you some good news, you let out a sigh and plop yourself down on the grey suede couch. Three new messages. Jeon Jungkook, who has text you twice, and Ryan your bestfriend. 

‘‘ Damn it Ryan why must you consistently text me twenty four sev- “

“ Beause I need to know if you’re okay.”

You jump and drop your phone onto the hardwood floor from the voice that comes from around you.

“ Holy fucking shit you scared me! “  You whine, turning around to face your best-friend. She smiles and holds out her arms for a hug. You roll your eyes and open yours waiting for her embrace.

“ Oh i’ve missed you so so so so so so so-”

“ You just seen me yesterday..” Your voice sarcastic and bland as you let go of her. You sit on the couch first followed by Ryan sitting right next to you.

She looks good today, the navy blue coat she has on suits her very well. Although, you cannot figure out why she decided to wear leggings today. It’s going to rain a bit later but you disregard that seeing as though she’s the fashion deisgner and not you.

You. The model and seemingly ex girlfriend of one of the biggest solo idol in the world right now. Thats what they call you in the news, headlines in magazines, and real life as if you don’t have a real name and just was his acessory. Your modeling career had taken off way before dating him. The world, or Seoul to say the most, didn’t acklowledge you to that point yet. 

“ Okay but still. You know we should be roomates. It’ll be easier for me to watch over you. “

Your head turns towards her quickly shaking no, “ I don’t need to be looked over im 20 years old.”

Silence takes place for the next few seconds. You know what she’s going to say next but pray she doesn’t. Those words will just make you even more upset. It’s already enough you have that constant reminder in your head. 

You watch her fiddle with the rings on her index and pinky fingers. “ But you know… you haven’t been the same since you and Jimi-”

“ Don’t fucking say it. I don’t want to hear it.”

She sighs harshly and stands up, “ Im just worried about you Yn”

“ Don’t be. Im fine. “ That lie escaped your tongue way too easily. 

Truthfully you haven’t and won’t be fine. Everyday there is something new about that girl and Jimin on twitter. Gossip pages, twitter fanpages, and online entertainment pages just always talking about them. They did this, they did that today. Oh we caught them going to this and that restaurant. That used to be you and him.. but now everyone has forgotten about you and focused on them.

Ever since you’ve told reporters and paparazzi repeatedly that you will not be holding or going to any interview they just stopped. A few calls here and there to your manager about scheduling one but she knew you didn’t want to do them so every request is denied. Although its been a year and some change, they still seem to want your side and your opinion to weigh in on. I guess that’s what happens when you date an Idol.

“ The door.. Y/N the door somebody is at the door.” Ryan says, tapping you over and over. You shake your head interrupting your thoughts for the time being. A few more knocks come through.

Finally up onto your feet you harshly walk to the door with each step making noise. It’s to early in the morning for someone to actually be knocking at the door right now. Whoever it is better be dropping off some sort of package, or they’ll surely get a piece of your mind.

Your frail hands grab onto the doorknob and swing it open. Your eyes almost pop through your sockets. How? How did he know you were here? You certainly did not tell him your knew address.

There he stands, his tall frame looking down on you. Lips formed into a tiny pout along with his eyebrows scrunched slightly. His brown eyes forming an ungodly stare into yours with his specs on.

“ Yn! Do you know how worried I was about you? Why did you not answer my messa-”

“Jungkook how do you know where I live?” You pace your hands on your hips, raising an eyebrow at him. To your knowledge, you never gave Jungkook your new apartment address.

Jungkook swallows slowly and puts on his best innocent face on. Oh please like that would work in this moment right now. The only person who has this address is Ryan because she’s the one who helped you move. Even if you had the choice of not giving it out to Ryan you would of but you couldn’t do that to her. She would of been so upset.

Ryan’s voice blares in the background full of excitement. Here we fucking go. “Jungkook! Come in Come in.”

“ Ryan says I could come in.” He says quickly, brushing past you and removing his shoes.

You heavily sigh and slam the door shut. What is this a family reunion? On your way back to the couch you notice them laughing and giggling like two five year old children. They don’t even notice you when you sit right across from them.

You study their expressions. Their chemistry is something so strong. The way their eyes light up when they meet, the way that Jungkook smiles and scrunches his nose more often when she’s around. You miss that. You miss doing that.

“ So are you both coming along this afternoon?”

Your attention focuses back on them. Of course you weren’t paying attention once again.

Your eyes slowly meet with theirs, “ Huh? Where are we going?”

“ Kookie finally bought a house! He wants us to come tonight for chicken and beer. You’re coming right?”

A sharp pain goes through your heart. If the both you you guys go then theirs a possibility that Jimin was invited too. After all, that is his brother. If Jimin comes then he’s most likely going to bring Isabel. A recipe for disaster. Your poor heart, that most likely could not bare the sight of them infront of you, would shatter into a million pieces.

Jungkook’s expression is ready to burst into happiness or to turn into a pout awaiting for your answer. If you let him down he’ll surely be mad at you. But putting yourself before him this time would be the right thing to do right?

“ Listen Jungkook I.. don’t think I can go.” You start off, playing with your hair with your head down.

“ I’ll space you two apart.”

Your face automatically lifts itself up in shock. Somehow, that little confirmation of Jimin being there, gave you some hope. Hope for what though?

 “ Wha-what do you mean?”

Jungkook sighs heavily with his hand going up to his brown hair running it through lightly. “ I’ll make sure you two are distanced apart. You don’t want to come because of Jimin but I’ll make sure I’ll invite more people to keep you company and away from him. Okay?”

“ Please Yn. I’ll be there too.” Ryan begs, laying her head on Jungkook’s shoulder. Jungkook smiles a little, caressing her cheek with his other hand upon waiting your response.

Weird. When did they get so close?

The first thing you want to say is that you really could not go. But they already know the excuse now. You might as well just give in.

‘‘ Fine. What time tonight? “

Skincare and makeup products are scattered everywhere on your vanity. You needed the perfect look for tonight that says ‘Yes im doing fine without you’, but in reality you’re doing worse. This is the night where you’ll actually see him. Damn it’s been a while.

After you apply your highlight you step back and take a look at yourself. Not bad at all. You smile to yourself and start cleaning up the mess of products you had  distributed across the vanity. A new text appears on you phone as soon as you gather everything up and put it back in it’s place. Grabbing your phone, it’s Ryan giving you the address to Jungkook’s new house.

You sigh and mentally prepare yourself, ‘‘ Okay Yn. You can do this. It’s just one night of conversing among people. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet someone new.”

Before heading out you grab your coat and scarf. Clara follows you all the way to the door letting out her little meows once again. You bend down to pet her head lightly with a smile. “ Clara im coming back. I’ve put food in your bowl babygirl.”

She purrs under your touch then walks away to settle herself in her bed. You take one last final look at your decent sized apartment before heading out.

The subway ride was agonizing pain for you due to it being 30 minutes long. Well, at-least you can ride the subway now. Your mind wouldn’t even of thought of that when you were with him. Everybody would have noticed you and bombard you with questions.

The outskirts of Seoul is peaceful and quite. Not many people live over here. Mostly famous actors and idols. The taxi takes a few minutes to get to the fairly clean subway station. Once you’re inside you take a good look at the driver who seems to be eyeing you in suspicion. You pull out your phone and read the words to the address exactly to him. The taxi man pulls of into the empty streets of god knows where.

All it took was a ten minute ride and then you’re there. The taxi man pulls up to a security guard booth. Just beyond the gates is more street but  by squinting your eyes you can make out just a few newly built houses.

‘‘ Who are you here to see?” The taxi driver says.

“ Jeon Jungkook.?

The driver talks to the man for a few seconds before you see the security guard pick up a phone and start dialing. The security is extremely uptight, thats good. After a few moments of speaking the security guard finally opens the gates to be let through.

As you pull up to the house you’re automatically mesmerized on how big and beautiful it is. There’s fresh bushes and some white roses growing in the front of it complementing the white modern style home. The roundabout is full of luxurious cars, in which might be all the other guests.

‘‘ 10 dollars’‘ He says. You give him the ten, thank him, and grab your purse, closing the door behind you.

Your eyes meet face to face with the expensive house. Behind you is the tire wheels backing up and running off back down the roundabout. The time on your watch reads 8:15. Only fifteen minutes late, not bad right?

With each step you take fear quivers inside of you. What if he opens the door? What if that girl opens it instead? The wind blows harsh-fully hitting your cheeks making them turn slightly colored. You raise a small, shaky fist to knock on the door. Your blood turning cold, and face turning pale already. Your anxiety already taking its place inside of your body.

The door swings open revealing Ryan smiling from ear to ear. She pulls you inside without even a greeting. You kick your shoes off in a hurry as she pulls you more and more inside. Scanning the area around you, its a nice huge place. First the both of you pass the entrance, then the chef sized kitchen, which then leads you to the spacious living room where everybody seems to be sitting.

All eyes are on you now with some familiar faces and some not. They smile and greet you one by one and you slightly bow your head with a fake smile.

‘‘ Ah Yn, nice to see you again huh.’‘ Hoseok, the smiley one says, getting up from his seat to greet you once more.

‘‘ Nice to see you to Hoseok. Is Chae-Yeon here? I’ve baked the cookies she likes.’’  You say, holding up the big tuba-wear of freshly baked cookies. Nobody can resist those.

‘‘ No she had to work sadly, but I will enjoy them for her.’‘ He chuckles, bringing the tuba-wear out of your dainty, cold hands.

A very familiar voice booms from behind you causing you to turn around. “ Yn! You actually did come!’’ Jungkook, the owner of the voice exclaims. He wipes his hands with a napkin just before pulling you into a hug.You pat his back just before letting go.

Ryan smiles and shakes her head, “ I told you she would come.’’

Only one hour and 30 minutes into the festivities and half of the people here are drunk or nearly there. You on the other hand do not drink at all. Staying sober throughout this whole party is a must. Who knows what would happen if you start drinking and saying things.Ryan seems to be doing good with Jungkook who’s laying on the floor laughing and cracking jokes with her head laying on his stomach giggling along with him. The others have casually invited themselves into the guest game-room to play some pool.

You just sit there on the couch, munching on a cookie and smiling and laughing here and there at one of Seokjin and Jungkook’s back-to-back jokes that seem to never leave the air.

Only for a knock on the door to interrupt  their flow of jokes.

‘‘ I got it I got it.” Seokjin stammers, placing a beer bottle down and stumbling towards the door. You freeze, face turning pale once more. It’s them. It could be them. Your teeth find their way to your lips and you begin to chew on it excessively.

Ryan notices it and automatically gets up from Jungkook, ‘‘ Come Yn, lets go see if the game of pool is interesting.’‘

You nod your head slightly as you get up from the couch. What are you worrying for? You look extravagant tonight. No need to worry yourself.

Just before taking your first few steps you stop, that voice. That oh so familiar voice begins to inch closer and closer. The famous laugh that he always tries to stifle by putting his hand over his mouth, that you’ve always thought was so fucking cute, fills the air.

You don’t know what got over you, but you sit back down dragging Ryan down with you. “ Yn? What are you doing I thought you wanted to avoid him.’’

‘’ No it’s okay. Im going to be fine.’‘ You say, awaiting upon his arrival into the room.

The footsteps are haunting you with each step they take.

one..two..three..four..five..si-

‘‘ Everyone, Isabel and Jimin are here.’‘ Seokjin stammers, smiling wide clearly drunk from all the beer consumed.

Your eyes go directly towards his. The pit of your stomach flutters with nervousness as you hold the long stare with him. His facial expression shocked but not showing it at all. His partner, who’s arm is linked with his, smiles brightly at everyone bowing her head slightly to them including you.

‘‘ Sorry we are late. Jimin didn’t want to come out of his home studio but I’ve made him come along with me.’‘ Her voice gentle and soft.

‘‘ Yn I forgot let me show you my new painting i have received.” Jungkook says quickly, trying to escape you from the awkwardness.You can bare it though its not as bad as you thought.

‘‘ Maybe later Kookie. I’m going to grab some juice.”  You say, getting up from your spot. You brush past Jimin lightly with Ryan tailing along with you.

The spacious kitchen was perfect for you to escape for just a moment. Silence is golden. Ryan sighs, pouring you and her a glass of juice. Nothing is to be said yet. But you know she really wants to have her input.

Raising the glass to your lips, you take a sip letting the tanginess run across your tongue and down your throat. ‘’ Say it Ryan.’’

She puts her cup down and looks at you with your eyebrows furrowed, ‘’ You aren’t fine. Please just avoid them for the night.’’

You knew it was coming but you have to face the fact that they area couple anyways so why avoid it? Maybe your mind will finally accept it to see it in person.

‘‘ I have to face it one way or another so why not now?’‘

She shakes her head in disapproval, finishing the rest of her juice. “ No you don’t. You’re making yourself suffer and I don’t like it.’’

‘‘ Yn.. did you make these cookies?’‘ A voice says behind you. Ryan’s eyes go wide and then looks at you signaling for you to not turn around. But you do it anyways.

Isabel. How dare she call you by a pet name? You don’t even know her like that and she’s doing this. Anger wants to get the best of you but you remain humble and calm.

‘‘ Yes. Is there a problem though? Are they not good?’‘ You say, putting on your best innocent act.

She smiles as she moves a piece of hair of her perfectly framed face, ‘’ No they are great! I was wondering if i can have the recipe.. for Jimin’s purpose of course.’’

You breathe through your nostrils with your eyes closed. She knows what she’s doing. She likes seeing you suffer huh? ‘’ You can follow any recipe online. I just add almond extract and substitute white sugar for brown.’’

Ryan shakes her head slightly while sticking her cup into the sink. ‘’ I’m going to be back I have to use the restroom.’’

Once she leaves Isabel’s smile drops.’’ Almond? Im- Im allergic!” She says, semi yelling at you. You’re shocked more or so at the sudden outburst that you can’t speak. You had zero knowledge of her being allergic, it’s an accident for sure.

 “You did this on purpose!’’ She says, tears filling her eyes as she goes into a coughing fit.

Shit. You didn’t know if anyone was allergic to nuts here but you had put it in anyways because that was the secret ingredient

‘’ I- I didn’t know im sorry is there anything I can do?’’ You say, guilt taking over you while you rush to her side patting her back. 

‘‘ Get off of me! You did this on purpose! You never liked me anyways. Jimin! Jimin!‘ She scream’s, coughing and wheezing making her face red.

Multiple footsteps rush into the kitchen. You don’t know what to do at this point so you just back away and let whoever take over. All the commotion going on and yelling is starting to give you a slight headache. All of the boys surround her, bombarding with questions and asking each other what to do. 

‘‘ What’s all the yelling about? What happened! “ Jungkook exclaims rushing towards her hunched over body.

‘‘ What’s going on? “ That voice that haunts you everynight finally comes inside the kitchen. When he see’s Isabel he automatically rushes towards her side. It pains you to see him rush to another woman’s body. But that figure is no longer yours so he has every right to do that.

‘‘ She-She put almond in the cookies on purpose! She’s trying to–to-’‘ She manages to wheeze out before another coughing fit.

Jimin’s eyes meet yours full of rage but then taken over by concern. He knows your hurt. Still hurt from the past and from this very situation now. You don’t manage to keep eye contact, so the floor is your eyes’ bestfriend right now.

‘‘ Yn. is this true? Why would you do that?”  He says, eyes never leaving yours and voice soft.

You shake your head quickly, “ I didn’t know she was allergic. I always put almond extract an-’’

“ You knew better than to put any type or form of nut in a dish when bringing it to ones house. You never know if someone has an allergy to it.’‘ Jungkook scolds you, eyes furrowed in shame.

‘‘ Don’t blame her. She didn’t fucking know.” Ryan’s voice enters the room in madness. She comes to your side with her arms crossed. Your own personal savior. Without her, you’d still be feeling guilty and taking the blame.

‘‘ Besides, you knew better than to invite him if you knew he was going to bring the girl he cheated on her with.. right?’‘ She says, cocking her head to the side as her attitude takes over.

The room is silent again. Good girl Ryan. 

Isabel lifts her head in disbelief along with Jimin. “ Listen that’s beside the point. Just don’t do it again.” Jimin says, focusing his attention back on Isabel. He reaches into her purse to grab her Epi-pen.

His scolding is enough to send your eyes into tears. You shouldn’t of agreed to come. This is a disaster. You take the tuba-wear of cookies from the counter on your way out of the kitchen and dispose of them. Your vision is blurry and you don’t know where your going but you just need some air. You make lefts and rights down long and short hallways till you reach a room that has a balcony.

You slip on who-ever’s house slippers and open the sliding door revealing the winter’s cold harsh air. You lean on the railing and close your eyes breathe in and out heavily.

Wiping the tears away, You open our eyes and look straight ahead. The whole city is lit up such a beautiful view for a sad moment. The sad moment is cut short by the sliding door opening and closing. You don’t bother to turn around it’s probably just Ryan checking on you again. When are people going to stop doing that?

“ Yn.”

Thats the last voice you wanted to hear.

‘‘ Are you happy? Happy for scolding me infront of everybody.”  You sniffle, wiping away your leaking nose.

You hear some rustling before something is placed on your shoulders. You look down at the material and shrug it off of you.

‘‘ Give it to your girlfriend.”

‘‘ I can’t let you be cold. Put it back on.’‘ He sighs, picking it back up and coming closer to you. You both stand side by side. Jimin puts his jacket around you once more and before you could re-do your action just before, he speaks.

‘‘ Shrug it off again and I’ll scold you. Do you understand?’‘ He says firmly.

You don’t bother to speak. Silence is golden.

‘‘ Listen.. i know you still aren’t over the fact that we are through but-”

‘‘ Shut up. I don’t want to hear it. Please go tend to your dying girlfriend.’‘ You say, sarcastically.

He huffs, “ She’s resting right now. She wouldn’t have to be if you wouldn’t of put-’’

You turn towards him slowly and meet his eyes daring for him to finish the rest of his sentence. ‘’ Don’t you fucking dare Park Jimin.’’

‘‘ Honorifics.’‘ He says, slightly looking down at you due to the height difference.

‘‘ You’re right Jimin-ssi.’‘

Jimin’s expression is taken a-back. You knew that one honorific word would hurt him.

‘‘ If we are done speaking I will take my leave now.” You say, eyes never leaving his as you take off his jacket and toss it to him, leaving him outside in the cold

This night was one of your worst mistakes. You thought you could handle it, but couldn’t. So maybe Ryan and Jungkook were right. Maybe you can’t handle it at all..

[jasonkimreal]

Akira Fudo Relationship Headcanons <3

no because the way i get so self-conscious of literal HEADCANONS is.. embarrassing

GENRE : FLUFF

TYPE : GENDER NEUTRAL

PRE - RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

type of guy to buy you something really big and when you joke about him being like your boyfriend, he'd blow it off as "just a friend thing"

gives me very much bias vibes. like, if he were to work somewhere, and you showed up, he'd charge you extra. cuz you're his best friend!

tell him about your music playlist. (need i say more?)

very supportive of you, even though sometimes he'll be super playful about it! "this is a terrible idea. let's do it!" kinda shit. or if you're comin out to him, he'll scream and be all excited, "this is great news! gosh im so excited you told me this is really important i feel so trusted by you im gonna cry" < like that, even if that's not what he usually acts like

"do these pants make my ass look fat?" "no"

Okay so, akira is definitely the type of guy to say he hates you and then offer to have a "platonic makeout sesh"

whenever he sees someone else flirting with you, he doesn't get jealous per say, it's not his thing. rather, he'll whine about it to you later, because he finds it funny when you're desperately hitting his head to stop him from latching onto your waist and getting your top wet with his fake tears

one of the cool friends who will try to get you to date other people even though he probably, maybe, definitely has a crush on you

"Akira? What is this all about?" You looked to your friend, who had a pompous smirk on his face. Finally, the self-proclaimed matchmaker would be setting you up on your first date, with one of the guys he met during one of Miki's many running events. You had no knowledge of any of this; not being set up on a date, and definitely not having to date someone you don't even know.

"You're going on a date with my friend here! He's definitely your type. He should be here any minute now." Akira boomed, placing a not-so-reassuring hand on your shoulder. You flinched at the contact, your eyebrows furrowing as you stood by the doors of a cafe. You'd been here before, this was Akira's favorite cafe.

"What exactly does he look like?" You gulped, this was nerve-wrecking. "Well, he has black hair, is really good looking, has a huge crush on you, and doesn't know how to drive!"

"Akira Fudo, did you just trick me into going on a date with you?"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

idiot

like seriously, he suddenly loses all smarts

"babe help me finish this math equation" "it's literally two to the power of three"

pretends he can't do anything without you or it isn't fun

makes you watch when he thinks he is doing something cool

but you guys do stupid stuff together

and he really enjoys it, but sometimes you have to stop him from doing stupid shit

the kind of relationship where no one can tell you're dating, they just think you're very close best friends

idc what anyone says, AKIRA IS SO GOOD WITH CHILDREN

like if you have a relative that is a baby / toddler, he will definitely offer to take care of them

and when you babysit with him you can't help but smile when he is holding them and rocking them to sleep,,

doesn't take kindly to you being pushed around

like, if you're being bullied at school, he'll start hanging around you more and being much MUCH more explicit with PDA

just to make whoever is bullying you uncomfortable

speaking of PDA, definitely one for public affection

kisses in public? yessir

not a tease at all, despite what others may say

actually you might be the tease compared to him

if he's whimpering about something again, like how you're not giving him any attention, you'll scoff and call him a crybaby just to mess with him

and he'll immediately shut up

but then he'll kiss you all over because. what can i say, he's akira

"Babe. Baaaabe~. Show me attention!" Akira whined, wrapping his arms around your shoulders, fingers brushing over your collarbone. "You've been ignoring me all day. I feel so lonely." He mumbled into your neck, his hair tickling the side of your face, making you roll your eyes and giggle.

"You're so greedy." You shuffled his arms off of your body, continuing to walk through the hallways of your house with your phone in your hand. "You have always been a crybaby." You grinned, not taking your eyes off of your phone, "when you stop moping, I'll show you some affection."

Akira was silent for the duration of your playful scolding. You didn't really bother to check- he was always like this. That's why when Akira grabbed you by your waist and picked you up, you only laughed and threw your head back, Akira kissing you over your neck and jawline.

"Akira, put me down, you dog!" Akira squeezed you gently, mumbling a 'no' before he continued kissing over the side of your face. "I'm sorry, you're not a crybaby! Put me down!"

"Who's the crybaby now, huh?!" Akira shouted as he lifted you over his shoulder, continuing to walk down the hallway despite your half-assed protests. "Just to clarify, it's you!" He exaggerated his words by slamming you down onto the couch, jumping on top of you and wrestling to get into a comfortable position with you.

"You're lucky I'm the only one home today, bitch."

"Love you too, shithead."

[beomglocks]

what yeonjun is like as a boyfriend

warnings & other: no warnings except for falling in love with yeonjun, but is that so bad?, side note: no body asked for this but between college stress aka finals and daily life struggles this is the only thing i could manage to come up with so plz enjoy.

w/c: 2 more words and its 1K

jesus take the wheel

when you first meet him he’s flirting

biting his lips and licking them

raising his eyebrows and all like

????

calm down i don’t even know your name yet

very bold

so shameless when you first meet him

“you look like someone”

“oh really who?”

“my future partner ;)”

ngl you would be so put off by his confidence

but he knows when to tone it down and you’re like

“oh you’re actually tolerable!”

if youre shy then rip you

always trying to get you out of your comfort zone

probably does extra shit in public and you just have to laugh along nervously

then when yall are alone you scold him for embarrasing you and he’s like

“ok ok im sorry” *hug*

if youre confident like him youre both annoying

just kidding but thats real couple goals

everyone is jealous of yall

he’s so cocky

always showing you off

“hi everyone this is my partner!”

“yeonjun...we know...we’ve known ever since you introduced them 5 months ago”

thinks you’re the most beautiful human to ever grace the earth and it’s not even close

“seriously how did i end up with someone like you”

seems like the type of boyfriend to kiss the ground you walk on

*not to be confused with a simp*

yeonjun does not simp

he has morals

so you know how he tends to say “baby” a lot

yeah

thats his fav nickname for you and vise versa

omg he loves that nickname forreal

skinship

like i know i said beomgyu and skinship was a huge thing

but my god

yeonjun is on a whole other level

just comes up to you and annoys you with wanting to be close

hes so clingy

but will probrably pout and whine when youre clingy with him

“ahhh y/n you like me sooo much look at you clinging to me like this, leave me aloooooone”

obviously he doesnt mean it like cmon youre each others batteries

kissing you in public

im talking full on makeout sessions

“we’re in public...”

“ok and?”

literally just always all up on you

if youre someone who needs their space yall will CLASH

might even get into arguments because of this

serious arguments where you call him annoying

i feel like he will take it to heart if you call him that

nobody likes being called annoying :(

wont touch or talk to you for days

DAYS

thats dog years in your relationship

you have to apologize and really mean it

he’ll accept it if you kiss him

omg he’s so jealous

SO JEALOUS

doesn’t want people looking at you too long

dont try to make him jealous he will fight the other person

ok maybe just giving them the stank eye then he’ll pull up like

“hey im standing right here have some damn respect”

you guys definitely fight

A L O T

sometimes over petty shit but sometimes it gets serious

always threatning to break up but never doing it 

you both know you’re bluffing but it still hurts everytime

but your relationship is strong

i feel like yeonjun wouldnt get into a relationship if he knew he wouldnt have a strong connection with the person

he values communication

tell him how you feel

he’ll always listen

if he’s feeling down you better buy him his favorite foods and run your hands through his hair ok!

speaking of food

best food runs

like will just randomly be like 

“hey wanna go to this one place with me?”

and it’s like 2am 

but he insists the food is worth it

best dates too

either a restaurant date

(doesnt have to be expensive, just gotta have good food)

or he cooks for the both of you

he cooks surprisingly good????

you’re like there’s no way you made this

he’s like damn you hate me that much

but no like actually can cook but he’s clumsy you know

you gotta be monitering him

which he doesnt mind, he likes having your presence in the kitchen with him

PLEASE i feel like he doesn’t like being alone when he’s doing everyday tasks idk

like if he’s brushing his teeth or if you’re brushing your teeth

he’s right there back hugging you ugh

the type to walk on the side of the sidewalk where cars are closer to <3

if you’re younger than him he kinda has a superiority complex

not in a condescending way

he just tends to baby you more

if you’re older he still tries to act older in some ways

“yeonjun im going to the grocery store!”

“actually i made that exact same grocery list and went 3 days ago”

“the only thing on the list was rice?”

but he likes being babied

coo at him and he’ll get shy and tell you to stop

meeting the other members isn’t too bad

“this is my significant other! arent they just so etheral?”

everyone nods because if they dont yeonjun will probably give them some choice words later

you gotta compliment him a lot

he thrives off compliments honestly

you: “you looked good in that one scene”

him: “yeah but i looked good in all the scenes though right?”

you CANNOT C A N N O T compliment anyone else

you: “soobi-”

him: glaring at you “what about him?”

just to mess with him youre like “soobin killed this scene too”

pouts and whines

“nooooo what do you mean he killed this scene?? i’m the scene too pay attention to me!”

studio sessions with him are a vibe

he likes rnb so yall would just be chilling on days where he doesnt have schedules. 

plays his rnb playlist and yall just vibe out 

youre both laying down on the studio couch with his head in your neck and he’s dozing off *broken heart emoji”

wait ok i know i’ve said this before but

he’s the type to tease you during arguments

“you wanna kiss me so bad”

and when you do he’s all smug about it

“my baby just can’t stay mad at me for long huh”

your friends think he’s hot

they probably think he’s way too good looking to be dating you

so you doubt yourself

but he’s like nah our looks are on par that’s why we’re perfect together fuck them

always wants you to watch him dance

during practice or not, he wants you there

after hours at the practice room is just him playing some random song and freestyling

but you love it because he looks so happy and free

probably does some cheesy shit like ask you to dance with him

or if you’re sitting down on your phone he’ll come up to you dancing just to bother you then just laugh

he’s the best boyfriend

idk