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to “yes offense anon” - bold of you to assume I don’t think James Acaster is attractive
He does have a certain kind of charm, doesn't he.
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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨
#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse#(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn#no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of#‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt#lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn#i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass#‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals#they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other#and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that#and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months#so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly#portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee#as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s#plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)
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❝ Is dancing why we live ? ❞ ⸻⸻ ⸻⸻ ❝ Girl, YES ! ❞
( personals DNI. )
#🥹 she just always looks so happy..#let her feel as carefree as she does when she dances#side note how precious is binary pls <33#( a e s t h e t i c . )#( c h . s t u d y . )#( c o m i c s . )#( e d i t s . )#( v i s a g e . )#( b i n a r y . )#( c a r o l d a n v e r s . )#( j e n n i f e r t a k e d a . )#( j e n n i f e r w a l t e r s . )#( l a u r i - e l l . )#( m o n i c a r a m b e a u . )#( q u e u e . )
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I just wrote a very long rant and deleted it again but!! if any of you EVER have even a tiny bit of imposter syndrome when it comes to academic writing I am very happy to inform you that you absolutely do not need any of that, because as I've witnessed countless times by now, even some professors (especially professors) do not know how to use citation software but will also refuse to put any bibliographic information into the WIP document, and instead rely on their asistant's psychic powers to figure out what needs to go into the bibliography of their texts.
#rant#ramblings#like i'M BEGGING YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME THE TITLE OF THE TEXT OR THE PLACE OF PUBLICATION#just the author's name and a year is NOT ENOUGH with most authors 😭#i'm so fucking frustrated like why why WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST COPY PASTE THE INFO INTO THE DOC#you must have had the info at one point when u looked the reference text up???#just copy it into the doc#and what makes it even worse is that we all have access to a citation software that I KNOW she sometimes uses#but not consistently and then it's just pure chaos#how does she expect me to do my job of editing the bibliography when T h e r e I s N o F u c k i n g B i b l i o g r a p h y#life in academia
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{D I G I M O N} Adventure tri. x H o n e y L e m o n S o d a (2015) + T A K E R U & Hikari
{"When are you going to C O N F E S S?"} "K O K U H A K U" {"...When the T I M E is R i g h t--??...."} {"Doesnt it make getting R E J E C T E D
Being A Lot More A W K W A R D Around THEM??"}
"...Your current relationship basically ENDS."
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#koushirouizumi advs#koushirouizumi 02#koushirouizumi tri#koushirouizumi takehika#koushirouizumi bnm#bnm spoilers#tri takehika#(I very DELIBERATELY Left in the border on this one BECAUSE Im concern it might get grabbed through the S e a r c h later)#(PLEASE DO N O T R E P O S T THESE)#(Im planning to re do this set LATER)#(Im mainly doin it for MYSELF)#(but also bc)#(Ive been looking into post 2k15 stuff I missed and w o w These Lines Have Been COMPLETELY RE CONTEXTUALIZING A LOT FOR ME)#('THIS IS HOW {SOME???} A L L O s {+IN J.P.} VIEW RELATIONS----')#(AKA H I I AM HAVING A LOT OF {+TRI!}+{2.k.1.2} TAKE THOUGHTS AND I NEED TO YELL A LOT)#('ITS ALL MAKING SENSE NOW')#(TAKES F R E A K I N G O U T BECAUSE TAKE *IS SCARED* THAT *THEIR RELATION* 'WHATEVER IT IS' ***MIGHT END***)#({BECAUSE HIKA WAS SAYING ALL THE WORRYING THINGS HIKA WAS SAYING HERE} AND TAKE IS LIKE T H A T)#({THIS IS NOT A H E T T A K A R I SET THIS IS ME YELLING BC I AM SERIOUSLY THINKING ON A R O S P E C TAKE AGAIN NOW)#(Even in this S h o u j o the M.C. {who is VERY Aut!like too} Q U E S T I O N S the ' c o n c l u s i o n ' the others come to)#(At first M.C. is agreeing like ' I DONT WANT THIS TO C H A N G E ' THEN M.C. is like ' Wait ... DOES It Have To . . . . . ')#(At one point they FLAT OUT ASK M.C. ' Do you even know what L.O.V.E IS???? ' M.C. is like ' . . . {I Do I THINK B u t} ')#(COMING BACK TO THIS)#hls spoilers#our future spoilers#koushirouizumi no rb#(Like im sorry its been Y E A R S I am ALLOWED to comment and yell on these scenes now)#(I KNOW they got a lot of Talk back then but I always felt like it was being mis understood COMPLETELY but couldnt put my finger on)#(How to Express it and now I know W H Y)#AROSPEC TAKERU
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AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK, CRRYIINGGGGG, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON, WAIT
OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD, HE'S SO FREAKING CUTTEEEE, MY SHY LIL BABY BOIIIII, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I'M CRYING, MAN, I'M CRYING. O K A Y. FIRST OFF. I can't stress enough how. Freaking shocked I get when people draw my versions, okay.
AND I SHOULDN'T. I SHOULDN'T, OKAY. I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW.
But n o. Literally every time. Every single time I see one of my bois, or one of my girls if drawn using the official genderbent versions lmao, without fail. I just stare in astonishment and go "OH MY GOSH, THEY DREW THEM EXACTLY AS HOW I IMAGINED THEM-"
....Can you see why this is stupid.
I have the literal, actual, canon reference sheets on my blog. I draw them more often than I don't. I am literally handing the "how to draw my characters exactly as how I see them" on a silver freaking platter, I should not be surprised-
ANYWAY, ANYWAY, HE IS SO FREAKING CUTE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. WE GOT THE FULLY COLORED VERSION WHERE HE LOOK SO SWEET AND SHY AND CUTE. T H E N, T H E N, WE GOT BROOMIE, ALL GLAMMED UP LIKE IT USUALLY IS. THEN WE GOT SHY INK, WE GOT DISSOCIATING, EMOTIONLESS INK, AND THEN ANGY, "ABOUT TO LET YA HAVE IT" INK✧˖°.
Also just. The lil grinning Ink in the corner. I am w h e e z i n g. He looks like such a scrunkly, happy little goofball for once. He looks like he just told the stupidest joke ever and knows it. So he's just sitting there, grinning and snickering at his own freaking joke like a moron.
You know what, you deserve it, Ink. Freaking laugh at your own stupid joke, let's go, that's so incredibly based ngl-
GUYS GUYS GUYS GOOO read ''Perseverance'' by @pastelaspirations !! ABSOLUTELY beautiful story that had me hooked since the start.
I am so obsessed with this fic and can only ever think about it everyday. At work or at home it is STUCK in my head.
If I hyperfixate on an AU of an AU it means it's GOOODD. READ IT !!!!
#I'm crying thank you so much#ALSO SCREAMING#I'M HAVING SO MANY PEOPLE RECOMMEND MY FIC TO STRANGERS NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO#I'm also just. Holding my head in despair#You linked my blog and when you hover over it; you just#See shitpost after shitpost#Like w h a t#LIKE THE MENTAL DISCONNECT MAN#TELLING PEOPLE TO READ THIS AMAZING FIC THAT YA FOUND SO YOU LINK THE AUTHOR'S TUMBLR#AND IT'S JUST *FULL* OF LITERAL SHITPOSTS-#People just looking at it like “Are you serious; this is the actual author-”#Y e s. Unfortunately#L i s t e n#I know how to write intelligently and eloquently#I j u s t c a n ' t d o i t f o r m y b l o g#Or my author's notes tbh#O o o seeing your tag about working with students#That's so cool; man. I'm in a class rn teaching me how to teach languages to students#Thank youuu maaan. I relate to this Ink so much too tbh#A lot of it is because I project an unhealthy amount onto him#✧˖°.Can't feel alone if ya main writing inspiration suffers from literally everything you do✧˖°.#Except not. I deliberately didn't let Ink suffer from insomnia even though I absolutely do lmao#C r y i n g. Yes I know; his character development is literally off the walls insane#Y e s. This fic is my long; niche excuse to write an Errorink shipfic with all the mental trauma/psychological horror that I wanted#I have a very unhealthy attachment to Errorink okay-
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#( shining so b r i g h t l y even heaven can see my light | ellanora 'ella' lopez )#( i'm a l w a y s picking up after you boys | natalia alianova romanova )#( The past is past. If it can't bring you g o l d or giggles what's the point in dwelling on it | Isabela of Rivain )#( she rules over the restless dead & demons alike; at her f u r y death pales | nephele lupa ceres )#( want to know what a man is like? look at how he treats his 'i n f e r i o r s' | hadriana hosta james potter-black )#( the f o r c e is not a clear oracle of p a t h; and mine is gray | dyniana celaria caphear )#( I was h u m a n once in a land far away; now I find joy in s o n g && s e a | Telpëpmírë | Celebrimírël )#( don't be fooled by s m o k e && mirrors | tezcatlipoca | esteban soberano )#( Bind me to the l i g h t && I'll bind you to P o w e r | Mairon | Sauron | Halbrand )#( Look at me... I'm no H e r o | Edward Eddie Munson )#(just casually redoing my directory no big)
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•·.·''·.·• F1 MASTER LIST •·.·''·.·•
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S E B A S T I A N V E T T E L
•·.·''·.·• A shared History , Part 2 , Part 3•·.·''·.·•
(fluff)
Moments that Sebastian Vettel and Y/N have shared throughout their careers together both on and off track. Sebastian Vettel x fem!driver!reader
•·.·''·.·• Looking at her •·.·''·.·•
(fluff, suggestive at the end)
Reader has grown to love the feeling of Sebastian’s eyes on her but not everyone understands. Sebastian Vettel x shy!girlfriend!reader
•·.·''·.·• Come back to me •·.·''·.·•
(angst, fluff)
Sebastian’s world is turned upside down when he finds out the reason behind the red flag, the aftermath is just as torturous as the moment he got the news.Sebastian Vettel x wife!driver!reader
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K I M I R Ä I K K Ö N E N
•·.·''·.·• The Icebreaker •·.·''·.·•
(fluff)
It never fails to amaze the formula one community just how much of a difference there is in Kimi’s attitude whenever his wife is around. Kimi Räikkönen x Fem!Wife!Reader
•·.·''·.·• Silent Admiration , Part 2 •·.·''·.·•
(Implied age gap, fluff)
Kimi’s got some deep feelings for the reader but plans to do what he does best, keep silent. Until, Sebastian manages to persuade him that maybe melting his icy exterior might work in his favour. Kimi Räikkönen x Fem!Driver!Reader.
•·.·''·.·• Protective Shield •·.·''·.·•
(fluff, mistreatment of women)
You always have a smile on your face, even through the struggles of being the only female driver but when it feels like the entire media is against you it’s hard to keep that smile on your face but Kimi won’t allow it to disappear, he’s always there protecting you. Protective!Kimi x Sunshine!driver!reader
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J E N S O N B U T T O N
Pending….
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M A R K W E B B E R
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M A X V E R S T A P P E N
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C H A R L E S L E C L E R C
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C A R L O S S A I N Z
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O S C A R P I A S T R I
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L A N D O N O R R I S
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F E R N A N D O A L O N S O
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G E O R G E R U S S E L L
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T O T O W O L F F
•·.·''·.·• No longer his •·.·''·.·•
(angst, heartbreak)
Toto now has to face the consequences of his actions that tore your family apart. Toto Wolff x Ex!wife!reader
•·.·''·.·• Tame the Wolff •·.·''·.·•
(angry Toto)
A few scenarios in which Toto is angry and frustrated and you’re there to calm him down and save his poor team from his wrath. Angry!Toto Wolff x Calm!Wife!reader
•·.·''·.·• Broken Decisions , Part 2•·.·''·.·•
(angst, light smut, heartbreak, pregnancy trope)
The news of Toto Wolff divorcing from Susie has just hit the media and you, Michael Schumacher’s eldest daughter and George Russel’s race engineer, are beyond shocked, even more so as your relationship with your boss begins to evolve. Divorced!Toto Wolff x fem!engineer!Schumacher!reader
•·.·''·.·• Take it easy •·.·''·.·•
(fluff)
Your stubbornness to admit you may be feeling unwell might just be your downfall one day but your husband will always be there to catch you, as will your son. Toto Wolff x Wife!reader
•·.·''·.·• Clingy Boys •·.·''·.·•
(fluff)
It’s both yours and Toto’s day off but both your boys are sick and wanting your attention. Clingy!Sick!Toto Wolff x Wife!reader
•·.·''·.·• Caught In the Act •·.·''·.·•
(fluff, teasing)
The stresses of work have your mind running a million miles an hour but your husband knows how to slow it down.
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#masterlist#formula one#motorsport#seb5#kimi raikkonen x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fanfiction#sebastian vettel x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lando norris x reader#toto wolff x reader#oscar piastri x reader#carlos sainz x reader#mark webber x reader#jenson button x reader#f1 masterlist#max verstappen x reader
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poly fluff alphabet ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱
a = affection; is anyone more overly affectionate than the others? when it comes to physical vs verbal, who prefers what?
b = bed; what’s the sleeping situation like? are there regular sleeping arrangements - does anyone like to sleep alone?
c = comfort; when someone’s feeling down, how do the rest look after them?
d = dates; what do dates look like? who usually plans them, or are is it a group affair?
e = events; who drags everyone else to their family/friends’ events?
f = fights; are arguments something that happen often? what are they over, and how are they resolved?
g = getting together; how did it all come about? were there any pre-existing relationships between them?
h = hobbies; does anyone share any hobbies/passions? how do they include the rest of their partners in them?
i = in sickness and in health - when someone falls ill, who’s the carer and who’s the germaphobe? is there anyone that resists being looked after?
j = joker; who’s got the best sense of humour? do they like to tease and banter with everyone else?
k = knowing; who can read their partners like a book? is there anyone who’s got their walls up, even around their partners?
l = lavish; is there anyone who really likes to treat their partners/show them off? how do the rest tend to react - who revels in it, and who’s made shy by it?
m = memories - is anyone more on the sentimental side?
n = nights; what’s the nighttime routine like when they’re all together?
o = open; how open is everyone with one another?
p = pda; what’s pda like with them? is there anyone who loves it, and anyone who’s less fond of it? what actions/words does it manifest as?
q = quiet; who prefers to spend their time with their partners out and about, and who likes to spend it at home?
r = romantic; is anyone a bit of a sap for their partners?
s = sharing; is there anyone who’s particularly territorial of their partners?
t = terms of endearment; nicknames! who’s crazy on them, and who do they make cringe? what’re the go-to’s?
u = urge; who’s the most impulsive? who do they loop into their plans, and who entertains their antics?
v = vacations; how do holidays go? are they big exotic trips, or the occasional staycation?
w = worthy; how are insecurities handled? is anyone more self-conscious than the others?
x = xoxo; who checks up on their partners a lot when they’re apart? do they call, or are texts enough to make them feel close?
y = yearn; who misses their partners the easiest (ie, calls them to hear their voices when all they’ve done is run to the grocery store)?
z = zealous; who was especially eager in their pursuit of the relationship? was anyone more reserved in their want for it?
#i made this like a year ago for my own fic blog and used it maybe twice but i rlly like it so. here ye go <3#watch me reblog this nine million times on my main until i’ve sickened everyone of it lol#prompts#poly prompts#polyamorous prompts#poly fluff prompts#ot3 prompts#ot3 memes#poly rp meme#prompt list#writing prompts#writing exercise#fluff prompts#rp meme#soft prompts#fluff writing prompts
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kinktober 2024 — kayu's version.
Satoru's grin softens as he looks at you, his fingers brushing a strand of hair from your face. His eyes are filled with something tender and deep, a look that makes your heart swell with affection.
He leans in, capturing your lips in a slow, languid kiss that seems to say everything he can't put into words. His hands are gentle as they explore your body, tracing every curve, every line, as if memorizing you by touch alone.
He pulls back slightly, his lips barely an inch from yours, his breath hot against your skin.
“You’re amazing, you know that?” he whispers, his voice low and full of emotion. "And tonight… tonight is all about you."
K I N K T O B E R 2 0 2 4 —
K A Y U ' S V E R S I O N
hello, this is kayu!!!
i write to you all as i prepare for my first ever participation with kinktober!!! its quite exciting and thrilling and i am just so happy to be able to finally be a part of a new world.
a lot of what im writing is going to be only for 18 and above and as such not safe for work. i hope my dear readers understand that this means that if you are not 18 and above — do not yet read. i will have safe for work content in between these periods. please read those!!!
in any case, i am most excited to share with you the things ive been working on for all of you. im very happy with how these stories are so far and im sure by the time they are finished — they'll be something ill be most proud of.
kinktober may seem like a quite an odd concept to some but its exciting to express a horizon of expression in a different way. and im excited to express stories that will be a different shade of me once again. i hope you enjoy them!!! i love you all!!! see you in october!!!
xoxoxoxo kayu
W H A T ' S C O O K I N G ! ?
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●OCTOBER 4TH 2024
♡ SINGER SUKUNA X SINGER READER
( e l a b o r a t e r o l e p l a y )
♯┆ why are you obsessed with me .ᐟ
— ryomen sukuna.
— no one knew how the feud of the bands started but people were here for it regardless. sukuna liked to push your buttons, you liked to push his. and really, it didn't matter. because he was here. and you were fun.
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●OCTOBER 11TH 2024
♡ PRIEST SUGURU X WIDOW READER
( f o r b i d d e n d a l l i a n c e )
♯┆ devotion .ᐟ
— geto suguru
— twenty years passed and you moved towns with your husband, to try and forget geto suguru, your lover turned priest. now you're a widow and after all that time, your heartbeats at the sight of father geto suguru, the town's priest.
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● OCTOBER 18TH 2024
♡ HUSBAND NANAMI X READER
( m a k e u p — c a r f u c k )
♯┆right people, wrong place .ᐟ
— nanami kento.
— you and your husband nanami kento have been estranged for a while. it was hard, hard to fathom that you and him would be separating, that he would choose duty over you. even when you drink, its his name you call to pick you up tonight.
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♡ GOJO SATORU X WIFE READER
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♯┆honeymoon .ᐟ
— gojo satoru
— arranged marriages are hard, even when you're the one who made it happen. after years of marriage (and subsequently falling in love), the two of you finally decide to go and embark on a honeymoon.
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♡ FUSHIGURO TOJI X WIFE READER
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♯┆pillowtalk .ᐟ
— fushiguro toji
— if fushiguro toji was being honest, he'd always wanted a big family. after living a rather painful life in a loveless family, he wants to build a big, warm home. looking at it now, megumi's almost a year old. a new sibling in close age would be good, doesn't it?
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Dean Winchester NSFW Alphabet
We made sammy one, we gotta make dean one! This was also requested by an anonymous user! Enjoy!
Rating: MINORS DNI!! 18++
Warnings: Its NSFW thats a warning enough;)
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A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Dean is definitely a cuddler, He is always holding you and making sure you are okay. You come first in his mind.
B= Body part (Their favorite body part on themselves and their partners.)
Dean's favorite part of his own body is his smile. He knows he could get what he wants in seconds with one flash of it. On his partner he loves their thighs and mostly when they are around his face ;)
C=Cum (What does he do with it. I AM disgusting)
Dean loves when he sees his cum all over you. Your face, your stomach, but he loves it when it drips out of you.
D=Dirty talk (How much do they dirty talk?)
This Man's mouth is DIRTY, he could get you on your knees in no time.
E=Experience (how experienced are they?)
Dean is definitely experienced to say the least, so rest assured he knows what he is doing.
F=Favorite position (goes without saying)
Cowgirl- Dean is a SUCKER for this position. He loves when you take him how you want him, plus a face full of tits? Yes please.
Doggystyle- Dean loves looking at you taking him, pounding into you to show you who you belong to.
G=Goofy (how goofy or how serious they are in the moment?)
Dean can be goofy or serious. Depending how you both feel or the heat of the moment.
I=Intimacy (How are things during the moment, romantic aspect.)
Deans eyes never leave your body, his hands are on you at every moment.
J=Jack off
Dean gets off at least 4 times a week, his sex drive is high and when he isn’t around you he has to release that frustration. Maybe even calling you for some sexy phone sex ;)
K=Kinks
Dean loves to be dominant with you, but what a lot of people don’t know is that he loves to be dominated by you. He loves when you take control over him and take what you need.
He also has a knife kink… he doesn’t get why he does but just the thought of having it out against your skin or his skin… he loves it.
L=Location (where you guys would do the deed)
Dean would do it anywhere you would be game to do it at, but his favorite is in Baby the sweet 67’ Impala…. Mostly when you give him road head.
M=Motivation (what turns him on, or gets them going)
Dean loves seeing you in his flannels… plus eating pie, having whip cream all over your face? He is ready to pounce.
N=No (Something they wouldn’t do, or turns them off.)
ANYTHING that hurts your or puts you in harms way. You are his world, he won’t let that get hurt.
O=Oral (do they like giving, receiving, both?)
Dean LOVES giving you head, eating you out like a cherry pie. Your his fav flavor though.
Dean loves when you give him head, it relaxes him instantly.
P=Pace (Are they slow? Fast? Rough?)
Depends on Deans mood, he loves taking you rough and fast. But he loves being nice and slow.
Q=Quickie (Their opinion on it, how often would they have one)
Dean is always up for quickies, anytime you both need one he is up and ready.
R=Risk (Are they risky)
In deans line of work, risk is dangerous. But if your down…so is he.
S=Stamina (how long can you last? How many rounds?)
Sessions with a Dean are long, hot, and heavy. You can take 3 rounds but Dean… he can make you do as many rounds he wants.
T=Toys (Do you guys own toys? Do they use them?)
You guys explore with vibrators and sometimes restraints.
U=Unfair (How likely would they tease?)
You would be the one that would be a tease, Dean would definitely have his way with you later ;)
V=Volume (How loud are they)
Dean breathes heavy, low growls and grunts
X=X-ray (what’s going own down there)
Dean is beyond average…he is definitely bigger than most guys.
Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive)
Deans sex drive is VERY high, you can’t deny that.
Z=ZZZ (how fast he would fall asleep)
Dean would wait till you were taking care of and asleep before even getting comfortable. You come first.
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[sad shipper noises]
#im just holding out for future seasons of the anime adaptation to bring in more shippers tbh~~~~#which is. highly unlikely in all honesty since i hardly e v e r see anyone talk about the series#but yk!!!! it’s just!!!! when the two rival dudes claim to hate each other y e t they bring out the best in each other!!!!!#and they defend each other!! and protecc each other!!! and accidentally force their common enemy to play mediator for them in their spats—#b u t they still continue to fight over the smallest of things despite how much they care for each other and that’s just. precious tbh…#enemies to rivals to lovers between two complete dumbasses is peak romance to me tbh#make one of them an obnoxious loudmouth and the other one a (mostly) straightfaced stoic and you’ve got yourself a top tier ship—#e s p e c i a l l y if the stoic dude drops his typically aloof attitude to duke it out with the loudmouth when provoked…#it’s just!!!!! the ships that bring out both the best and the worst in each other are!!!!!!! so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#(this post is about l a n c e x d o t from m a s h l e pls do not detract)#auuauauaaaaa i miss them smmmmmm im looking forward to next year just for season 2 of the anime lol
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If you don’t mind can you do a NSFW alphabet for Josh or Matt
check out my masterlist for the Matt one! unfortunately it might be a little underwhelming, i haven't looked into his character as much as the others, and i'm only now getting back into writing so my writing is pretty minimal rn, but anyways!
Josh Washington NSFW Alphabet
im honestly so excited for this one, josh is fine as fuck, and in my mind, he's arguably the kinkiest out of them all
A - Aftercare
Josh would get you all cleaned up, kissing you all over while he does so.
B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)
He loves your lips. Just mesmerised by how pretty they are. His favourite part of himself would probably be his dick, I can't lie
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Messy! gets off to the sight of you with his cum either ON you or dripping out of you.
D - Dirty secret
Has SO MANY ideas for things you two could do. Wouldn't surprise me if he has them written down somewhere.
E - Experience (How experienced he is)
He's got a decent amount of experience, as well as a lot of ideas from the porn he watches.
F - Favorite position
Tbh I feel like Josh would love fucking you from behind while you're on your hands and knees, and he's got his hands on your hips.
G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)
Can switch back and forth between silly and serious so fast, and you can never quite tell if his seriousness is playful or not.
H - Hair
He keeps it tidy
I - Intimacy
He loves to get up close and personal, whispering in your ear and touching you all over.
J - Jack off
Honestly, a lot. He's got a lot of pent up energy.
K - Kink
I think Josh could potentially enjoy roleplay and costumes, considering how much he seemed to enjoy his whole Psycho act, and with all the movie equipment he has in the basement, I feel like he'd def be into some of the more kinky stuff.
L - Location
Every. Single. Goddamn. Room. In that lodge.
M - Motivation
Literally just seeing you.
N - No (Hard limits)
Anything that goes beyond your basic sadistic stuff, like nothing that would cause bleeding or permanent damage.
O - Oral
Loves both giving and receiving, loves making you squirm with just his tongue, does wonders for his ego seeing you become a mess, and would def be the type to grab you by the hair when receiving and guide your head.
P - Pace
Much like the seriousness, it can switch back and forth really fast. He always keeps you on your toes.
Q - Quickie
Yes. Quick fuck in a college bathroom before class? 100% he's down.
R - Risk
He's all for experimenting and trying out new things, and can enjoy things on the more daring side.
S - Stamina
He's got a LOT of energy, and gets really riled up once he's started.
T - Toys
I could definitely see Josh using toys on you, all sorts of borderline sadistic shit.
U - Unfair
Oh 100% he will degrade and praise you at the same time and leave you confused and whining.
V - Volume
Loud. Very chatty too, and talks you through everything, with all sorts of praise and degradation and teasing and all sorts.
W - Wild card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)
I could imagine for Halloween he'd dress up as a masked killer from your favourite slasher movie and "hunt you down", he enjoys the thrill of the chase.
X - X-ray (Size)
7 inches (I think I'm just saying the same for all of them tbh idk)
Y - Yearning
Oh he is eager ALL the time, he's the most dirty minded guy in the group, no competition
Z - Zzz
I don't think he'd sleep for a while afterwards tbh, still too high on the adrenaline rush.
Bro it's crazy how much easier this one was than the others, I do really just imagine Josh to be a horny fucker
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Lucifer SFW
Just some A-Z SFW for the occasional adorkable King of Hell
Here on masterlist 10
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Super affectionate!! Peppers you with kisses and everything
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Chances are Luci would meet you if he’s ever visiting Charlie at the new hotel and sees you as one of the sinners living there
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
He’s the cuddle bug master, just holding onto you like glue
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
I’d imagine as King of Hell has others for domestic tasks, but he enjoys the domestic life and wants that peace and love with it
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Oh he will NOT be handling breaking up well AT ALL 💔 like we’re talking tears and asking “did I do something wrong?”
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Man’s still wears his wedding ring after a seven years divorce/separation, he makes good on his commitments
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Very gentle and loving, there’s an air of love to his aura around you.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Those anaconda squeeze type of hugs and burying his head in your neck/hair.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Oh he wants to say it first so bad, but it all depends on when and how YOU want to say it, and Luci respects that
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Short fuse jealousy! Anyone so much as looks at you if you’re together and they’re getting smoted
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Passionate, deep kisses or quick little pecks
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Has a bit of an awkward charm to him that may be hit or miss with some kids
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Mornings are total “let’s just lounge in bed” all day type of thing
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Nights are intimate and sweet, spending time together over a glass of wine
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
I’d feel Luci would open up faster to you than you would, part of his loneliness, but he respects your boundaries
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
He’ll only be “angry” if someone tries to pull anything with you, but has considerable patience with you.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Luci can rattle off facts about you like it’s nobody business, just speaking about you adorably and what he loves about you
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
The first time you said “i love you” to him, he said it first a while back in the early stage
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Given how he is with Charlie, you are also important and incredibly precious to him and wants to protect you
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
You’re getting the full Royal Treatment from him. Gifts, candies, conjured flowers and trinkets and whatnot
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Maybe being a bit overly jealous or possessive of someone
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Well he is in charge of the Ring of Pride so he has to look good, especially if you’re coming over
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
In a way, yes. Lonely and a bit like “do you not like me anymore?”
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
If you’re a cooking type, I’d imagine Luci has a bit of a sweet tooth and loves all your baked goods
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Maybe like an overly nonchalant person or one who doesn’t communicate or open up themselves as he does
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Sleep starts off with cuddles, maybe some spooning, you as the big spoon most of the time
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What he likes about you fluff
* English is not my first language I apologise
* Triggers: Fluff
A = Admiration, what he absolutely adore about you: That you love his family, you love his mom and his mom loves you. Your also very gentle and quiet just like him
B = Body, what is his favorite part of your body: He loves your legs, they way you wrapped them around him when you cuddle him, he loves to lay his hands on them, just touching your warm skin.
C = Cuddling, how he likes to cuddle: He likes to be the big spoon but he loves it when you just cuddle him when he's sitting on the sofa or on his chair behind his computer.
D = Dates, what his ideal date with you would look like: Staying at home, playing video games together.
E = Emotions, how he express his emotions around you: He doesn't, he mostly keep them to himself, sometimes they slip up and you just hold him, telling him it okay.
F = Family, does he want one? If he does, when: Yes, he loves to start a family with you, he loves to have children with you and getting a dog or cat.
G = Gifts, how he feels about gift giving? What is his habit when it comes to this: He gives spoils you silently, you come home and there are flowers in a vase or some new shoes you love.
H = Holding Hands, when/how he likes to hold hands: He hold your hands when he's anxious, squeezing your hands a little bit, checking that your still here with him.
I = Injury, how he would act if you got hurt: He will get anxious, pacing around and calling his mom for support. He hates it tho.
J = Jokes, does he likes to joke around with or prank you and how: He likes to joke around, he likes to play around when you guys are playing some video games, distracting you.
K = Kisses, how he likes to kiss you: Soft but deeply on your lips. He also places a lot of kisses on the top of your head an hands.
L = Love, how he shows you he loves you: He remembers the small things you like or do, he sees everything and makes sure your always okay. He also makes sure his mom will cook some food for you because he knows you love her food.
M = Memory, favorite memory together: Having a game night for the first time together. The laughs and the fun that night was the best you guys ever had. Playing around and just being yourself with him.
N = Nightmare, what is his worst fear: Leaving him, losing you, you being hurt, hating him. just everything, he hates his anxiety.
O = Oddity, what is one quirk he haves: He's secretly a nerd in video games, he has a steam deck and he always carries it with him.
P = Pet Names, what he likes to call you: Darling and babe.
Q = Quality Time, how he likes to spend time with you: At home, playing video games or just go our for a walk close by.
R = Rhythm, what song reminds you of him: Tortoise by Frankie Stew and Harvey Gunn. When you hear this song, your mind wanders off to him. You need him and he needs you, you miss him when your not with him and life is not the same without him.
S = Secrets, how open is he with you: He tries to be open with you but sometimes his anxiety is in his way, he wants a good communication but needs some help sometimes as he cover up his emotions a lot.
T = Time, how long did it take you to get together: It took awhile, he thought you didn't liked him till a friend of him told him otherwise, he asked you out by text message and asked you later if you wanted to be his.
U = Upset, how does he acts when you’re upset: He thinks it's because of him, he freaks out and gets upset as well, when he knows it not him he stays quiet, thinking how he can fix it.
V = Vaunt, what is he proud of, Does he likes to show you off: He's proud that you like his family, that you like to game with him and that you support him
W = Warrior, how would he feel about you fighting? Would he fight for you: He wouldn't like it but would support you, he would defend you
X = X-Ray, how well can he read you: He knows when sometime up, he knows everything as he sees everything.
Y = Yes, how would he propose to you: Some where private but anywhere what you like and say yes to him
Z = Zen, what makes him feel calm: Knowing you there, holding your hands, listing to music and playing video games. he also calms down when he's alone.
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: ̗̀➛ Sebastian: Smut Alphabet 🔞
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Considering he’s the sub/bottom, you’ll probably being doing more of the aftercare.
He does love to hold you till you fall asleep though.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Besides your hips/waist (fluff alphabet), i think he’d be a tits guy.
Big or small, he loves watching them bounce when your riding him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Loves cumming on your stomach or inside you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Lowkey would share you with Sam if you wanted.
He’s kind of a cuck.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
None. You were his first, that’s part of the reason he’s so needy and dtf, he just can’t believe someone as hot as you really wants to fuck him.
(Plus all those years of pent up sexual frustration)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl!
He’s obsessed with you dominating him and taking control.
Mating press.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Very serious, you won’t ever catch him making a joke.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Darker than his hair and straight.
Keeps it nicely trimmed for you.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Pretty intimate. I wouldn’t say he’s romantic though.
But he’ll definitely be telling you how good your making him feel, how beautiful you are, feeling up your whole body and worshipping it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
When he was single: daily. Either watching porn, or thinking about you.
Now: only when you aren’t in the mood (or if you wanna watch him)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding, mommy/daddy, femdom, edging, orgasm control, praise, dirty talk, hair pulling, biting, mutual masturbation/watching each other masturbate, dry humping, oral fixation.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Your bed or the couch.
When he was living with his parents: his desk or bed.
Imagine sucking him off or cockwarming him while he’s working.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Anything about you, really.
He’s pretty easy to arouse.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Degrading/verbal humiliation.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Equally loves both.
Cumming down your throat is amazing, but he also loves to serve you and make you feel good.
Honestly once he starts going down on you, he won't stop until you tell him to. He loves it so much.
A lot of times he'll get so horny from it that he'll grind on the bed until he cums.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s a needy little bitch, so fast and hard.
He fucks like a rabbit in heat.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Loves them, he’d have one anytime you want.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Mostly down to experiment, i don’t think he’s into anything extreme or really painful though.
He’d be down for some mild CBT maybe.
Risk wise, he’d def fuck you in the bathhouse locker room.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last quite a while if he’s being edged.
Otherwise he cums a little quick.
But it’s kind of adorable, you just feel so good and look so hot that he can’t help but cum in just a few minutes.
But to make up for his quick finish, he can go multiple rounds.
Would absolutely overstimulate himself until he’s crying if it means he gets to stay inside you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any, but if you had some he’d absolutely use them. (on you or him)
Like…
Vibrators, cock rings, fleshlights, etc...
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He can’t tease, he sucks at it.
But man he loves it when you do it.
Moving past him and “accidently” grinding your ass on his crotch >>
Doing little things throughout the day to turn him on, just to make him wait till that night to get off.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
So loud and vocal.
Lots of whines, whimpers, and moans.
Probably a lot of begging too <3
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Prefers hentai over "real" porn.
Imagine jerking him off while he’s watching hentai!?
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
About 6.5 inches and average girth, maybe leaning to the thicker side.
A little veiny and curved upwards.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Semi-high, he’d love to fuck at least once a day, even if it’s just a quickie.
But he’ll happily accommodate to your sex drive, whether it’s lower or higher.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He waits until your ready for bed.
Holds you like a teddy bear as you two fall asleep.
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