#look he is a funny ass reoccurring character

[tropicalfreckles]

Mr. Fischoeder is one of those people that you find very entertaining and love in fiction but if he were a real person hope would fall into a ditch lmao.

[somevillainfuckery]

RANTETHING TIME, WORMS (pt.1 PTP)

I said I was gonna rant on some random interests of mine soooo- first rant, yippee! I was wanting to do a rant today anyways [even though I slept "today" away], and thought well I did some doodles of random characters, maybe that'll help, and Popee happened to catch my eye. Funny psychotic rabbit man that isn't luring kids into the back room 🤭 I kinda just binged a couple random episodes of that since I started getting tired of Salad Fingers and having to hear him moaning over a texture every ten seconds Apologizing ahead of time, this is way too long of a rant 🤦‍♂️ Watching some of PTP, I'm just chilling, watching Kedamono get traumatized for the millionth time and Popee being a spawn of satan, and then the worst thing on the planet decides to fill my screen- FUCKING PAPI. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO LIKES THE SILLY MAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I FUCKIN LOVE HIS DESIGN AND A COUPLE SCENES OF HIM, HE'S GREAT FOR THE SERIES, BUT THERES A PROBLEM. I noticed in some scenes he has some... gross tendencies, to say the least, and other times he kinda just sucks. Like how fuckin old is Popee?? He's definitely not an adult, or at least he doesn't act like it, I'm assuming he's fuckin 17 maybe a bit older- who in the actual fuck is gonna step up to their teenage, almost adult son, with a goddamn bottle??? LIKE- STOP. PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU. POPEE IS NOT OK WITH IT, EVERYONE CAN SEE EVEN KEDAMONO IS BOTHERED BY IT, I ALREADY KNOW AT LEAST SOME OF YOU AS VEIWERS WERE BOTHERED BY IT. AND HIS RESPONSE TO THEM NOT DOING WHAT HE WANTS IS.. BECOMING GOD OR SOMETHING???

HUH??? I mean sure the argument for him is just he wanted to help- but Papi, that is NOT the proper help needed here, and I feel like nobody should have to actually point that out, he's an adult and should know that. And then another thing that kinda freaks me out is the reoccurring theme of vore? Yeah pretty sure rule34 artists had a lotta fun with this episode 😭 And what's worse is that his ass is unbearable in other episodes as well, not as freaky as this shit maybe, but still overall not making a good image for him. Poison happens to be one of my favorite episodes, just another episode where Popee gets sick of Kedamono basically existing. Papi is there of course, but he kinda just makes me uncomfortable the whole time like-

YOU'RE JUST SUCKING POISON OUT TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DIE. YOU DO NOT NEED TO LOOK AT YOUR SON THIS WAY. I'M ACTUALLY ON POPEE'S SIDE HERE, I WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER PUTTING A GUN TO MY HEAD THAN LET THIS MAN HELP. Really don't like how the scene goes, and when shit hits the fan you just- kill your kid?! EXCUSE ME??? Of course, as I said, there's other shit that just- doesn't sit right with me, now no its not exactly the immense perv levels of these two right here, but its more over the fact that Papi is supposed to be a father. From the very first episode we see the man, he comes in while Popee and Kedamono are practicing a trick, and his immediate reaction isn't some super flashy self introduction, or yknow- a fucking "Hello, son, I'm back from my several years of searching for the milk". It's to one-up his son? Assuming, being trying to understand any actual story out of this show is as difficult as understanding the FNaF lore, Popee is only even apart of this circus, or training to be apart of the circus, probably because of his father.. so Papi's intro is kind of a dick move. But then again, it could just be something that's going over my head entirely, since he proceeds to mentor them [and get a chainsaw to the head in the process]. I wanna believe that, or yknow find some sorta less asshole-y explanation, but then you kinda notice the difference from before he arrived, and after. When it was just Popee and Kedamono, Kedamono was impressed and supportive, and whether he wanted to or not, he'd end up practicing some sorta trick, or just sticking around to witness Popee practicing. After Papi arrived, and there was another member to the little group, I realized that everything Popee did was- disapproved by Papi, if I'm wording that correctly. A couple times here and there was some applauding, but other then that Papi kinda just seemed overall disappointed. No, I didn't rewatch the entire series again, but from what I can remember its usually disappointment, showing favoritism to Kedamono, or just constantly doing whatever his son is doing but better. I don't think I'd want this man as a mentor ngl. I mean if your son kills you and digs a grave with no hesitation, and is barely even upset at your death at all, pretty sure that means something is wrong with the relationship.😕 And besides the points where he's shown to "care", he is also pretty neglectful. The episode Ghost is one example, where they practice a magic trick on Popee, I genuinely love this little bit at the start because it seems like they actually have a decent relationship with each other-

but then everything just goes downhill immediately, and that's because Kedamono is a royal fuck up and kills Popee. That's when my point comes in. Look at Kedamono. AND THEN LOOK AT PAPI.

BROTHA WHERES YOUR SADNESS- YOUR CONCERN- YOUR SON JUST DIED, KEDA IS FREAKING OUT.. AND YOU'RE JUST DIGGING A GRAVE LIKE ITS AN AVERAGE EVERYDAY OCCURANCE. THE ONLY TIME YOU ACTUALLY START GIVING A SHIT IS WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE KEDAMONO- AND AS FAR AS I KNOW, YOU BARELY EVEN KNOW THE WOLF. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Another great example is in the episode Medicine, where Popee is sick with what one can only explain as this shows version of Covid-19. Papi and Kedamono are trying to help him by mixing some random ass concoctions that I'm gonna assume is a mix of medicine and soup, and overall none of them had worked. By the time they found something that didn't taste like straight death, they get distracted by that and decide "lets go off and enjoy ourselves", MEANWHILE POPEE LOOKS LIKE HE'S FUCKING BEGGING FOR HELP. I GET IT, POPEE ISN'T EXACTLY SOME SWEET ANGEL, QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY BUT NOW YOU'RE STOOPING AS LOW AS HE DOES. An episode that really stands out is Loneliness, where Papi and Kedamono leave while Popee is asleep, and they stay gone for a few days. Popee is the definition of an asshole, duh, we all know he terrorizes everyone around him for a living. But according to the episode, they had to have been gone for maybe two or three days. Popee slept the entire day away, and thats the day they left, I'm gonna assume he spent that night/the next day trying to figure out where everyone went, and then went insane the day after. He'll kill Papi and Keda, no hesitation, but obviously he cares about them still, after all that's his father and his best friend. I assumed the pantomime episode plays a little into this, being Popee creates what looks like a hallucination of himself to cope with what he assumes to be abandonment, and its a hallucination everyone else can sense/see as well. (and take note of this, it appears that the easiest[?] way for somebody to duplicate themselves in a mental hallucination way is when they cry, so obviously Popee freaked out when he came to the explanation of abandonment so I'm assuming absent father = pretty fucked up mindset). Papi and Kedamono come back, they get rid of the duplicate by having Papi make a duplicate of himself, and Popee freaks the fuck out about it. Kedamono offers a solution- talk to him, try and calm him down, being a decent person to Popee. Papi literally refuses to even acknowledge the idea, or his son, and tries literally any other solution that doesn't involve talking to his child. I'm sorry... your child is having a mental breakdown. And you refuse to look at him. As I said, there are a lot of things that make Papi a great character, but he could be so much better if he was just a decent father. When I first watched the show, I genuinely thought Popee was just the most heartless prick known to man but like.. CMON, LOOK AT THIS SHIT, POPEE IS SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD BECAUSE OF HIS PIECE OF SHIT DAD. I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOW THEY BELIEVE HE WAS JUST GONE FOR MOST OF POPEE'S LIFE AND I CAN SEE THAT, AND THEN WHEN HE DOES COME INTO THE PICTURE, HE JUST RUINS EVERYTHING. THE SECOND IMAGE HERE FROM MEDICINE, WHEN POPEE IS BEGGING FOR HELP, HE'S REACHING FOR HELP RIGHT??? AND WHO DOES HE REACH FOR??? NOT PAPI, NOT HIS OWN FATHER, HE REACHES FOR HIS BEST FRIEND, KEDA.

THE DUPLICATES HAVE A BETTER FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP. HELL, WITH POPEE AND KEDAMONO, THEY'VE KILLED EACH OTHER, POPEE TERRORIZES HIM FOR FUN EVEN, AND EVEN THEY HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP. WHEN THE WHOLE CIRCUS JUST VANISHED WHILE KEDAMONO WAS FREAKING OUT, POPEE STAYED... I DON'T SEE PAPI DOING THAT FOR POPEE.

THE SHOWS ENDING WAS GREAT, YEAH... BUT I WISH IT WAS POPEE AND KEDAMONO BEING STARS OF THE CIRCUS ON STAGE, AND PAPI OUT OF THE FUCKIN PICTURE.

[tofautisawa]

I'm REALLY curious on what you mean by TLG giving ass backwards treatment to Jasiri and her pack

I like Jasiri, don't get me wrong. It's nice to have a hyena character in The Lion King franchise that isn't just a stupid cackling villain. She has a cute design, and I always enjoyed the episodes she appeared it. Don't Judge A Hyena By It's Spots being one of my top favorite episodes of season 1.

However, she is only "good" by the narrative because she and her clan live by the Pride Land's specific "Circle Of Life" ideology. A ideology that in my opinion, doesn't benefit her, her clan, or her species AT ALL. She and spotted hyenas in general are still subjected to living in a barren wasteland with little to no resources. (The Lion Guard even one ups this by saying even TERMITES don't live in the Outlands just to get the Aardwolves to come back. Continuity be damned.) They only got one water source to call their own. They live near an active volcano with open lava pits that one can easily fall into ( and one that she and the cubs nearly died in). There is absolutely no bitterness from any innocent hyenas, and they basically just accepted that this is how they must live. Jasiri can sing Kwetu Ni Kwetu all she wants, the melody will go real great with the sound of her homies sizzling at the bottom of a lava pit next to Ushari.

It's actually really bad that Makucha ( a reoccurring villain) is subjected to live in a much better environment filled with prey, water, and plenty of vegetation where even the zebras are happier.

And I say subjected because I never got the vibe that these animals live where they do out of their own volition, more like they are assigned. Aside from the hyenas not being allowed in the Pride Lands, I never got that vibe from the movies. It really makes me wish Fuli's quote from the pilot about "Always the Lions lording over the Pride Lands" was expanded on and explored. Anyways.... The show also never really addresses what she even eats, because I doubt much prey ventures into the out lands. BUT DON'T WORRY- Jasiri states that hyenas are clean up crews and eat what lions leave behind. Further reinforcing that outdated belief that spotted hyenas are primarily scavengers (which Ono even states in a later episode because he has to be the "educational mouthpiece" even when he's blatantly wrong). I can appreciate the show trying to show the benefits of scavengers- but it really should have been saved for animals like the vultures. So the show couldn't even make her and her clan respectable hunters that only hunt specifically what they need ( Probably because there is nothing TO hunt and whenever Janja is shown hunting on his own damn lands, he is stopped but I digress). I can't even help but wonder how she even CAN scavenge if all the lions live in the Pride Lands, and the alarm is sounded whenever a hyena sets a toe within Pride Land territory- unless the lions are just dumping corpses into the Outlands. This is probably why they had the show outright lie to you and pretend that Aardwolves are no way related to Spotted Hyenas because they can't have the children asking why they are allowed in the pride lands and not a friend of our protagonists, Jasiri.

Also, The hyenas specifically are only treated as "good" the very second they don't hunt for food and instead scavenge, and ONLY scavenge. (Not by their own choice) Compare this to Fuli who has been shown hunting, and it's treated as a bad thing that her hunts got interrupted and she doesn't get to eat. BUT WHATEVER, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT IT MUCH! LOOK AT THE FUNNY HONEY BADGER!!!

I honestly wouldn't even be complaining about any of this if it turned out Jasiri secretly lived in a oasis within or in the outskirts of the Outlands, or even the Backlands where she had access to prey or even later got a better land for her own in the end.

Keep in mind, this is all just my opinion. And you are free to disagree with me. And it's been a hot minute since I watched The Lion Guard so my details might be off here and there. Just don't try to pull the whole "It's a preschool show" argument, because that really doesn't matter to me.

[kerubimcrepin]

Live-read: Dofus Heroes - Kerubim Tome 1 (part 1)

You can find this comic's physical version on Ankama's site, webtoon version on Allskreen, and Free Scans on various file-hosting websites that shall not be named.

Quick disclaimer: While I will be including french screenshots here, because it is a language that uses the latin alphabet, and everyone has that on their keyboards, all ready to type up in DeepL and Google translators — what I will actually be reading is a new fan translation in my native language, which does not use latin alphabet.

Time to quickly switch between two tabs because nobody has translated this comic into English. Yaay...

This comic has, as my fellow crepinjurgenology studies colleague @dullard put it, "thin god Ecaflip jumpscare"

Ecaflip looks a lot like Ush here, and I think it's way too malevolent. Part of the fun of him to me, is that he is an Evil Fucking Cat that looks like a cute cat. It makes his despicable actions more funny & interesting.

...Anyway, this comic came out during the run of the show, in 2013, and its sheer existence, — including its negative portrayal of ecaflip, its inclusion of blood and Kerubim's 20 mental illnesses, — is a direct confirmation of the show being an unreliable narrator story. (Though, we've been knew.)

This comic's most important function for this blog is that it will provide us with a well-needed glimpse at what Kerubim's adventures are like when he isn't retelling them to a 7-year-old child whose respect and approval he desperately craves.

The second Kerubim is fatally wounded, he gives up. Yet, Ecaflip saves him, without using one of his nine lives, just as he did in the Wheel of Destiny article.

I suppose it's one of his trump cards, isn't it?

But I am more interested in how at peace Kerubim is with death... It does make sense for Kerubim to hide some rather morbid feelings about his life behind his cheery facade, doesn't it?

It must be tiring. Losing your family, being a god's plaything, losing your brother, feeling like you have to constantly play the role of the cool womanizing warrior, and never unpacking your emotions about any of it. Death would feel like a relief from such weight.

Which makes Ecaflip's grip on his life feel more malicious.

I know, chances are, this comic, as well as most of the show, were made well before Kerubim's demigod status was thought of as a plot-point.

But even in terms of him being a demigod... I think that death would seem relaxing, despite its temporary nature, wouldn't it?

One of the main things of this whole comic is that Kerubim gets amnesia.

Harry Du Bois-ass character. Not only is he mentally ill, divorced, and has 20 layers of sad backstory, but also he got amnesia. God bless.

Yeah, this comic is more realistic and gritty than the show, but the cartoon shenanigans are still real. Thank god.

There's a reason why I think that a big part of Kerubim's character is his experiences with loneliness and isolation, and the way it makes him crave being loved and cared for, as well as how it makes him act out to get attention and popularity.

It's telling that while completely amnesiac, he identifies immediately with a small kitten, whom he immediately assumes is a "he" and "an orphan", and wants to take care of it.

It may seem like an innocuous moment at first, but "he is all alone" will become a reoccurring motif for Kerubim's mental state and subconscious in this comic, and it is the comic where we get the Orphan Kerubim reveal.

I already discussed the fact that I think Kerubim kept and adopted Joris due to Atcham-related guilt earlier on the blog, but I will take this moment to voice 2 other reasons:

Kerubim identifies with orphans and children easily. He would never leave Joris alone after looking at him and thinking "You're all alone. Like I was."

The idea of having a child would be very pleasant to someone as lonely as him. He struggles a lot with wanting to act in a way that will make people like him, and children are, by nature, inclined to like their parents even if they're complete losers.

Btw, if you follow my main, @joris-jurgen , you probably know that I headcanon Kerubim as having comorbid HPD and BPD. Because it fits. And because personality disorders are usually the result of insane levels of childhood trauma. And... my experience running this blog has so far not swayed me from this opinion in any way. This little paragraph was your Armchair Fictional Psychology Corner. This man can fit a lot of sadness and wanting to be loved in him.

Ecaflips confirmed to, just like real cats, have very good night vision.

...Aaand now I'm thinking about cute scenarios of Kerubim, Atcham, and Joris travelling at night, or navigating their home in the darkness.

(Because Joris doesn't have human eyes, as we've seen from the movie. And considering the way Grougaloragran's eyes reflect light in the Oropo ova, chances are, dragon eyes glow in the dark, the same way cats do. Which brings me to the point that, Joris's dragon-ish eyes would probably glow in the dark. Like a cat. Yeah, I am very sane, and should not be sedated in any way, readers.)

Crocosec has always wanted to have a butcher's shop and feed people with delicious food...

Ah, I don't know why, but my silly little detail-noticing from the first eps, where I pointed out that he has a meat shop, paying off? It makes me feel fuzzy. It's nice to know that the person who wrote this comic cared enough, and that it's something that was put in here with intent.

Anyway, I am about to be very normal about the next few pages.

*jumpscaring you by including a screenshot from the high-quality scanlation I am reading. Because this moment would be too blurry if I didn't.

He isn't even playing with any other kids... This is going to kill me, and not in a fun way.

The translation I am reading interprets the last line as "I would return to..." but it seems a bit wrong to me, especially considering my own research on language sentence-comparing sites.

What Kerubim pretty much says here, is that, he'd like to become a huppermage, and use magic to bring back his parents, sisters, and brothers.

While one could interpret that as Kerubim being lonely while being raised in an orphanage all his life without a family, I have a couple of counterpoints:

He calls the kitten "orphaned" specifically, which implies that there were parents, and that they aren't there anymore.

If it were just a family he wanted, he wouldn't be as specific as to say "sisters and brothers," besides just "parents," which leads me to assume that Kerubim means specific people he used to know (before they died).

3. Atcham is a Crepin too, as was revealed in the Dofus Movie. Logically speaking, if they were both given to the temple after being born, (and as we know, Atcham was at the temple, because Bashi knew him, according to Wheel of Destiny #8) they probably wouldn't have surnames, especially the same one.

4. Kerubim's unfunny joke about being the last in his family.

5. Wakfu: One More Gate's shopkeep being an ancestor of the Crepin family implies that Crepins are a real family that existed, and that, perhaps, Kerubim's affinity for selling stuff has to do with his early upbringing, before he was orphaned.

6. In the Dofus manga, Atcham says that a sword he owned, which was stolen from him, has been "passed in his family for generations", which yet again, points to them having a family to begin with.

All of this to say... What I think happened was far more devastating.

He had sisters and brothers, and two parents — it doesn't matter if the Crepin family was an adoptive one, or if it was made up of their biological mother, her husband, and half-siblings. Because they're all dead, and that's just... horrible.

A whole family, at the very least 6 people (if we assume that by "sisters and brothers", he means just two sisters and two brothers), wiped out.

...Oh, and one last thing.

7. I think that, as an adult, Kerubim did put some research into dark magic, with a hope of bringing his family back.

Just as he said he would.

....Though, as always, that might just be me reading too much into things. ╮(￣ ▽ ￣)╭

These aren't the tears of an orphan who wishes he had a family. These are tears of grief of a child who used to have one.

And Ecaflip, his biological father and God, is taunting him about it.

...I would speak on my deeplore conspiracy theory that perhaps Ecaflip himself is to blame for whatever happened to Kerubim and Atcham's family, — to get Kerubim, or both of them, isolated, and under his thumb, — but perhaps it's just me being actually clinically insane.

[justa-moth]

THE FUCKING FNAF MOVIE !!!!!

ALRIGHT SO HUGE MASSIVE FNAF MOVIE SPOILERS, I JUST WANNA RANT ABT THE MOVIE BECAUSE I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM WATCHING IT, ALR YOUVE BEEN WARNED, ENJOY <3

general funny theatre moments:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD /POS

alright so first thing i wanna say is that there were several moments where the theatre LOST THEIR SHIT

the first moment was when matpat. basically you here his voice before you see him, and the SECOND his face was showed everyone was just yelling "OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD" and then he said the "its just a theory" line is everyone lost it again JHKFSD

and then the second moment was when they played the FUCKING LIVING TOMBSTONE FNAF SONG. LIKE THE SONG

THE WHOLE THEATRE LITERALLY CHEERED AND CLAPPED AND FUCKING LOST IT THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

LITERALLY I HEARD AND FUCKING INTRO FREDDY LAUGH AND ME AND MY BROTHER WENT APESHIT

also during the scene where the babysitter gets bit

when she was investigating freddys teeth

my brother joking leaned over and was like "was that the bite of 87 :OOOOOO"

AND THEN HER ASS GOT CHOMPED

AND WE BOTH JUST STARTED LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF CAUSE HE WAS LIKE "OH SHIT I WAS JOKING JKFHSDJKH"

Positives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY MY LIKE MY FAVORITE THING EVER

WAS THE FACT THAT THEY LEANED INTO THE CHILDISH GHOST ASPECT

like this is the first time in canon material we really see them delving more into the fact that they really are just lost and scared Dead Children

like the fact that they showed how they truly were just robo children, like building a huge blanket fort, tickling abby, the fact that they brought up how the ghosts understand pictures more, like the end scene where mike is like "show them what really happened" and abby draws a little crayon scene of afton killing the kids

like in alot of fanon stuff people love going into that

but this is the first time in canon shit that we see them just. being kids

and i thought that was genuinely so fucking cool

like the blanket fort scene was honestly adorable, if a little out of place

THE FUCKING ANIMATRONICS WERE GORGEOUS

LIKE HOLY FUCKING THEY WERE AMAZING

THEY WERE SO FUCKING SMOOTH

WE GET SO MANY CLOSEUPS ON THEM YET THEY LOOK NOTHING BUT PERFECT

THEIR MOVEMENTS WERE VERY SMOOTH AND FLOWY

AND THEY JUST LOOKED FUCKING MAGNIFICIENT

LITERALLY ANYTIME THEY WERE IN DEPTH ON SCREEN I WAS JUST BOGGLED BY HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY WERE

ALSO EVERYONES ACTING WAS SO GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

ik some people were a little on edge with fucking PEETA MELLARK being mike

but MAN did he pop his pussy during this movie omfg

AND THE KIDS WERE ALL AMAZING AS WELL

abby and the freddy ghost kid were WONDERFUL

plus matthew lillard obviously played insane Very Well

I HONESTLY LOVED THE REOCCURING BB TOY BIT FHJKSDJHK

where like it kept showing up in places and then mike would just like turn it around and put it in timeout

AND THEN THE END CREDIT SCENE WHERE IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF CORY KENSHINS CHARACTER SDFJKHJHKFLS

THE SCENE WHEN THE ASSHOLES BREAK IN WAS D O P E DUDE

LIKE THE DUDE GETTIN KILLED BY CUPCAKE IN THE FRIDGE

AND THEN THE OTHER DUDE RUNNING AND DYING BY BONNIE IN THE CLOSET

AND ALSO JFHSDKHJKFSD

the part where the main guy watches them on the cams and sees bonnie and chica just chillin by the vent

and then chica just leeaaaannsssssss down and puts cupcake in the vent

and then just both just >:( at the camera

AND THE RED EYES !!!!!!!!!!!

IDK IF THEY JUST. FIXED THEM AFTER THE TRAILER, OR IF SMTH ABT THE TRAILER JUST MADE THEM LOOK WORSE

BUT ACTUALLY IN PRACTICE THEY WERE GREAT

VERY mild negatives

i only really have two Actual gripes with certain choices

the anti-climatic springlock scene, and the choice to make vanessa the afton and not mike

like for the springlock failure scene, in all iterations of it, its always an instant thing

like in that one minigame scene, you hear them creak for a sec, and then they ALL chomp at once and he screams

but in the movie it was just kinda gradual which ig they had to do??

like how all the major death scenes were either off screen or like,,,,, shadows

which ig i understand bc they didnt wanna make it too exclusive by going all the way to r rated

but yeah in like all iterations of the springlock failure scene its always smth wet triggers in, and then bam they all go off, like theres springlocks EVERYWHERE like those fuckers puncture EVERYTHING

i mean we get like some close ups of them cutting into his stomach but like

still wouldve liked a more Instantaneous springlock scene

my only other real gripe with it was the choice to make vanessa the afton and not mike

really the choice to include her at All was odd to me like ever since the cast list came out

like just,,,,,,, chronologically why is she here (but hey when has fnaf ever liked its timelines

ANYWAY

the choice to COMPLETELY change mikes story by giving him the like dead little brother and alive little sister and like

someone actually pointed out a really good point where it was like

why did afton kidnap a kid from some random ass family at a campsite????

like the whole point was that stealing kids from the pizzeria was convenient, so why go all the way out to some forest in nebraska to kill a kid

but back to vanessa, like i understand how in the books there was the vanessa a., so obviously everyone thought that stood for afton, and even when she was in security breach people thought she was an afton

i just think the choice to make Her aftons kid, and make MIKE FUCKIGN SCHMIDT have zero relation to him was just Very Odd

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BUT ANYWAY. STRANGE STORY DECISIONS ASIDE THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT FUCKING MOVIE. THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER THEATRE HORROR EXPERIENCE, AND GODDAMN WAS IT WORTH IT. FNAF HAS BEEN SUCH A GENUINELY HUGE PART OF MY LIFE SINCE PROBABLY WAY YOUNGER THAN IT SHOULDVE BEEN, BUT SO MUCH OF IT HAS BROUGHT ME TO BE WHO I AM TODAY AND JUST. HGRHGHRGHGRHGHGRHGRGHHGRGHRGH

ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK :D

[catnatch]

i am asking about YOUR souyo aus... as many or as little but i want to know

i do have many evil machinations.... many of my aus can be found here, so i'll mostly just talk about ones i haven't posted about much (if at all) and i will start off my post similarly to yours.....

>idol au the unique selling point of MY idol au is just that they're in kpop and not jpop (since i know a lot more about the former LMAO) but also cos i love the thought of them being isolated from the rest of the group (even though they get along), getting homesick but they have each other and maybe that's home enough... also stans would go CRAZY for j-line. the moodmaker master of aegyo with killer dance moves? the brainy center who looks icy cool but is actually extremely dorky?? it's no surprise they're so popular 🤩

>dnd au very simple au where souji is dungeon master of a campaign yosuke is doing. this would be in college and i think the most interesting angle would be that the events of p4 didn't happen and they met for the first time at college- maybe friendly-ish acquaintances before yosuke got roped into the campaign. i have put no further thought into what the campaign entails or how the rest of the gang is involved; all i know is that yosuke's character starts off a side story that introduces an npc that reoccurs, souji fleshing out the character as the semester goes on. yosuke gets REALLY invested in their storyline and relationship and (he's a very sensitive boy) falls in love with souji via his character falling in love with the npc

i also have an in-universe dnd au but that thought has not gone further than yosuke the satyr sorcerer and yu the human paladin lol

>angel? au this one i actually haven't thought about much cos the germ of it only appeared the other day but.... i had the thought of oh good omens souyo au. but then i was like, i love yosuke as just a normal ass guy so it changed to angel!souji coming down to earth to learn about these funny lil creatures called humans and yosuke (accidently) shows him the beauty in the mundane and ofc souji falls in love....

>third semester au this one is more background souyo- yosuke's feelings about souji driving the events. anyway. so yosuke and souji are kinda? (they didn't properly talk about it) aware that they have feelings for each other but they've.... stalled. maybe it's the long distance maybe something else but they are Not together. but now yosuke is aware that yeah, i'm into dudes (in my yosuke extended universe he also approaches the fact he's been chasing a boy's attention several times in his life) OKAY THAT'S THE SETUP- the plot is that yosuke is still doing part time at Junes and there's this new part timer (a guy a couple years older than yosuke) who is just. really cool. really really cool. cut to the chase they do end up sleeping together and it's all super casual- and this guy isn't taking advantage of yosuke, he's genuinely into him- but yosuke is still having a dilemma about what it means for/about him (and maybe souji visits during all this heheh)

>future aus i've posted about these here before but I don't think i've posted my summary of the three branches of possibilities on tumblr before so

i've put the most thought into the middle branch (aka my indie darling au), but if we were to see yosuke and yu again I'd like it to be close to the first one 🙏

>shadow re(union) au nothing new but i think this one would be the best candidate to be an actual fic..... i would like to read it.........

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

ISEL POSTER DREAM LORE PLEASE…

RIGHT SO. for about an entire year now i’ve had this inside joke with my boyfriend about summoning isel into our dreams. which i think started off because it had a dream about isel and like the only thing it retained from that was having the very strong thought of ‘i wish isel was my dad’ and we both thought that was funny as fuck. so we go on to propose the isel dream challenge and it like became a thing for a couple of weeks that like. at the end of every call we’d wish one another a beautiful isel dream full of hot handsome men

for context. this was before i got on prozac and before that i didn’t have particularly vivid dreams and i didn’t remember most of them. additionally a lot of my dreams do not feature me or people i know. and so for a few nights i was genuinely like Alright i have to train my mind for this i’m gonna think about isel before i go to bed and i’m gonna look at pics of him before i go to bed.

so eventually miraculously one night i have this dream where i find myself in a fantasy tavern. like dnd ass dimly lit room orcs with beer old man barkeep daggers being thrown type shit. and i’m walking around trying to just like get a feel for the area when i see a poster of isel that is simply his face with the word ISEL written out in impact font below, and it’s like just printer paper taped to a wooden wall, very anachronistic. so i look at that for a little bit and then i start hearing isel’s voice taunting me and like offering me a mysterious challenge? i think part of it was like. oh yeah he was encouraging me to listen to his offers and if i completed them he would actually appear before me. and at this point the room changes and it’s just a little attic sized place with the isel poster crowding my vision but it’s not like cool or anything he’s not moving it’s literally just a piece of paper sending out an isel monologue in my mind. i don’t remember the exact details unfortunately. i wish i did. i remember it just being very pompous and meaningless though. and i woke up before i got the chance to reply

now. this dream is funny both because of the visual it conjures. as observed in the classic mockup i made.

and because it is actually a part of like. a reoccurring torment i have of only being able to interface with people and characters as posters in a scene? like as if that is the full extent of my lucid dreaming capability like i have had my boyfriend my boyfriend’s characters and my own characters show up in dreams but only as like. pictures on a poster. that i see briefly while i’m like running through a castle dungeon’s hallways or whatever. and the isel dream is notable for happening after like weeks of trying to will him into my dreams for the sole bit of it and also for being the closest thing to actually being able to talk to one of my characters in my dreams. i think like a couple of months later o had a dream where i saw olzhas on a poster in a similar fashion but i didn’t even get to talk to em or anything. and since then i have not had any train dreams whatsoever

so that’s the isel poster dream lore

[rotthepoet]

um yeah i’m a full supporter of whoever the ravenclaw boys are (as a ravenclaw myself, gotta represent 💪🏻) so i’m waiting for the explanation as well

Okay so like. These characters are so obscure or im like…???

Looking in the total wrong place. Maybe my Tiktok is in just a total different universe rn

There are 4 notable characters.

So there’s

-Anthony Goldstein (uhm.. he uh… i think only came to existence out of a “there are no jewish wizards” tweet that JKR retweeted with a whole ass new character… supposedly he was in the DA 5th year)

-Stephen Cornfoot(i cant find any personality? Hes might be in Hufflepuff now?? There was… some sort of switchup going on???)

-Micheal Corner(mentioned in either the books or movies, joined the DA in 5th year. Ron says he doesnt like him after Hermione describes him as “the dark one”. I think he dates ginny.)

-Terry Boot(mentioned by name i think… at some point???? Friends with Corner and Goldstein. Joins the DA 5th year… also not much going on)

THEY ALL HAVE WIKI PAGES WHICH IS FUNNY

I think theres more but these were the only reoccurring names i found

[thelanor-s-astame]

Episode 4 (CLOTH GANG!!!)

So here we have Sly changing in to his Modern Form. That happens with a lot of reoccurring characters, like they'll have a proto form and then the second time they show up they're The Guy They'll Be The Rest Of The Time, because both me and the voice actor will have a little more time to think about the dude and what we want them to be. And that's always fun But now let's talk about The Bottom So I had already started thinking about the outward world building, I'd gotten started on that on the last episode. I also started on how our little guy was going to change, how he'd go through phases. Like The Murderer, The Warrior, The Gardener etc. And I'd mapped all that out and where it would end. (and that stuff hasn't changed that's still where were going)

But after that episode I started thinking about Where The Story Would Go From Here. And of course, at this point, just following Hollow Knights story was more than enough! Our little guy needed to descend farther down into the Abyss for some unknown reason, so here he goes! I started a rudimentary plan for what he would find down there, and how I would handle that, and then I beefed it up as I went.

But, I came up with a lot of it in the middle of editing this episode. That's why it's the first time our little guy mentions "Getting to the bottom" And That was something I added, like, in post. Those lines with sly I went to dalsson a few days before it released, and the scene where our little guy talks to himself on the elevator about his motivations for doing anything I recorded the day before it released.

So all that stuff was a super last minute addition that lead to the rest of the story! You know how it is! But some stuff I did have solidified when I started work on the episode is how the Myla stuff was going to go down. This was also the first real glimpse into how I was going to expand on Pre-Infection Hallownest and it's collapse. This was also where I added, I think my first clue to anything that would happen in the last episode. At this point I had essentially one major twist planned for it, that major twist is essentially a minor twist at this point that is a piece of the major twist. I keep hyping up the last episode, and a lot of that is me jsut being really excited to get to it! It's gonna be a hell of a lot of fun! Frezon's performance as The Hunter is probably my favorite out of all the ones he's done. I told him "Just voice him like he's Einhar from Path of Exile" and boy howdy did he give me just that!

Millebelle being like that Is just because I thought the idea of a character who who attempts to explain the reason she's wearing a bank robber suit and is carrying a giant sack that says $$$ is due to macroeconomic necessity, is really funny. I need everyone to understand 50%-75% of all the jokes I write are for me but you can laugh to if you want.

For Instance, Cornifer refers to the mantises as a "Proud warrior race with an interesting culture" who "relegated themselves down here when the city of tears expanded" Because I wrote conifer to be a guy who kinda gets stuck in his biases. Not because he's a jingoist or anything, more that he hears the school yard version of Other Cultures and kinda just assumes that's how it is for the rest of his life. Mostly because Cornifer looks a hell of a lot like a dude I knew in High School who was like that. The paragraph I wrote about conifer in The Lore bible was Sympathy For The Unimpressive White Guy or something like that. He's coming to the end of his arc soon. Big things coming for him!

So the Cloth recording session was a lot of fun. Me, Dergo, and Dalsson were all in the call while we were doing those lines, and those lines included the argument with Hornet about the fighters she liked that we're of course also directors. Pidwess = Paul W.S. Anderson, Zide = Zach Snyder, and May = Micheal Bay. And, of course, Hornet argues that these guys suck ass, and refers to them as The Vulgar Artists because I have heard those guys refereed to as the Vulgar Auteurs, and that's the most pretentious possible way to refer to these guys and I think it's really funny.

And so we're recording this argument Dergo who voices Cloth goes "Cloth is totally in the right here Hornet is a dumb nerd! Cloth Gang!" Dalsson responds "FUCK YEAH CLOTH GANG!!!" And the rest of the conversation went Me: "Well you see hornet is trying to point out that-" Dergo: "SHUDDUP THEL CLOTH GANG!" Dalsson: "WHOOO CLOTH GANG! YEAH!" Me: "But you see-" Dergo: "CLOTH GANG! CLOTH GANG!" Dalsson: CLOTH GANG! CLOTH GANG!" Me: "h-hornet gang-" Dergo: "CLOTH GANG! CLOTH GANG!" Dalsson: "CLOTH GANG! CLOTH GANG!"

And it was extraordinarily funny. That's why we have an Emote in the discord (which is here btw and anyone can join! https://discord.gg/vT9brYHgu7) just called Cloth Gang And also why it's in the description! also, a thing I am surprised no one has pointed out. Cloth is the first person who mentions the Iridescents! And we'll talk about that more when the grim video comes around!

[lit-crits]

(1990) Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman. 06/06/2024 - 07/06/2024

First time reading? Yes

Rating: 7.5/10

Favourite quote: "if Bruce Springsteen had ever recorded Born To Lurk, these two would have been on the album cover"

Watched the TV show before I read the book so had images of the characters already in my head and couldn't imagine for myself how they looked, which was interesting. I think I would have thought of Crowley as similar to David Tennant anyway though, I wouldn't have imagined Aziraphale as similar to Michael Sheen but he does a great job in the show. Makes a LOT of sense to me that Crowley made Glasgow and Aziraphale Edinburgh, scruffy tough boyfriend vs posh pansy boyfriend - just feels right in my bones. I started counting the amount of times Aziraphale's 'manicured hands' were mentioned, hoping it would be a funny reoccurring thing throughout the book, but it only happened twice :( BUT the gay comments/jokes towards Aziraphale was actually a funny reoccurring thing, a few of my favourites are: Aziraphale having a "penchant for Wilde first editions", being described as "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide", and the fact he is called a fucking FAGGOT and poofter. Crowley is obviously implied to be bi/gay when Anathema basically thinks "oh these two men are...yknow... and in love so I'm safe" when she gets in his car but it is nothing like Aziraphale's descriptions. The book had a lot of silly little things that I really enjoyed: Aziraphale eating a devilled egg made me chuckle, the biker guy with fish tattoo'd on one hand and chip on the other, Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer - like just stupid things that are absolutely brilliant. I have mixed thoughts on the depictions of the Four Horsemen, War was kinda lame and I didn't think she was as cool a concept as the others, Famine was probably my favourite in terms of the concept, Pollution replacing Pestilence is so clever, and then Death was just an edgelord but I'm not sure how else you could write that kind of character. Pepper (aka Pippin Galadriel Moonchild) was one of my favourite characters, which is weird since she is supposed to be a sort of parallel to War who I didn't like. I really was not a fan of Newton Pulsifer and his whole thing with Anathema, he is definitely my least favourite character and it annoys me that she had to put up with his annoying ass. Also, the air base guard thinking that England had gone soft and smiling at the idea of Newton burning faggots was actually wild. Overall, very silly book that I enjoyed very much!

[authoratmidnight]

Some things that happen in Sevens that you need to see to believe:

-A riding club, but instead of horses it’s heavy machinery. Like, a backhoe and shit. But it’s treated like a horse riding club and like they’re riding horses. as fr as i recall literally no one questions this.

-there are a TON of weird ass clubs but most of them are one off or minor, this one is a big part.

-Artificial life form from space comes to life b/c someone hit a fax machine to hard

-A pigeon duels. Also he has a brother that’s a human boy. Who can speak to him. this is all played completely straight

-References to DM, Zexal and Arc V by way of monsters, including a baseball themed Hope monster

-One person literally serenades the other in the middle of their duel and drop this raw ass line at the same time. “Hey, would it be alright if I invaded your heart? Even if you say no I won’t stop. Because I was the one, who was invaded first.”

-A chair duels. And has an entire chair themed deck. and drops some of the rawest fucking lines in the show. I really need to stress that this is an honest to god massage chair that duels.

-There are SO many absolutely balls to the wall archetypes including but not limited too, chairs, sushi angels, ramen, meat(bbq specifically iirc), punk rock demons, various dinosaurs, machine wyrms, ants, cleaning, post apocalyptic mad max type shit

-on that note, there are SO. MANY. REFERENCES. like, to old movies and shit. it’s insane.

-a guy is mindcontrolled by a robot drone, probably died and then it’s, never brought up again??

-actual honest to go aliens. a lot of them. their existence here is never explained despite them being reoccurring minor characters. everyone just accepts it. (I’m not saying this is a bad thing, im saying it’s funny). also they all look the same and for a while we were convinced they were all the same person just changing outfits.

-duels IN SPACE.

-duels WITH MECHS.

-we get dropped on us a cast of 6 characters with Yu- names about half way through. You thought Arc V was bad with the Yu4? hahaha. Also they came from space school. Also they all seem to be references to, past ygo things

-~RANZE EYES~

-explosive curry used to power space ships

-there’s ninjas

-please understand this is all real, all happens and all with *elementary schoolers* just to add to the crazy.

-Drones/robots with AI that seems to be, sentient?????

-there are furries.

[kitsu-katsu]

So since I have some time now:

Here are my overall thoughts of c!Wilbur's penultimate lore stream that came out yesterday

I haven't rewatched it or anything, think of this as the overall review, with both some compliments and some criticism because I love this character and have been so invested on him for so long, I will always want what's better for his overall arc. So that's the "some negativity ahead" warning

First off: This stream was real fucking funny, especially after Connor shows up. It really exemplifies the weird ass things that can happen on this server as part of a larger and darker narrative while being completely silly, and that's the stream's strongest point aside from some neat character lines here and there. The humour is great, fantastic... But I need to complain about how especially the pacing leads this to feel like half-baked lore in the larger scheme of things and the humour alone can't get me to look away from the issues (I will say nice things down there too though, it's not like I disliked it completely or anything)

So, let's start with the beginning. Wilbur was in the community house, Niki appears, we go into confrontation and Wilbur apologizes mode. Very much expected since it's been the formula since the Tubbo apology stream.

My biggest issue here is how none of Niki's worst things are brought up, like the fact that she freed Dream from prison, that she fully intended to kill Tommy and blame Tubbo for it, that she burnt down the L'mantree and abandoned the l'manburgians when they were already down, sabotaging them, instead she demands Wilbur to be aware that he abandoned her, yada, yada. Not what I wanted, but again, very much expected since it's been a reoccurring issue since my own judas that characters at fault for many things just default to berating Wilbur while he folds like a lawn chair and their own misdeeds are never brought up so everything lacks a sense of balance and feels very rushed.

On that rushed sentiment: holy hell this one was rushed. After they go back and forth a bit, Wilbur apologizing, Niki saying that he left and never acknowledging that he was dead on the ground and six feet under, Wilbur apologizing, the fact that Wilbur did what he could for Niki during Pogtopia regarding the circumstances until the very end, ultimately getting her a place in, being willing to sacrifice himself for her and getting her a fox to fight for since the hope for L'manburg was practically lost by that point is barely brought up at all since it's one of those "Wilbur gets berated now" moments. But then, abruptly, it ends, and before Wilbur can get too spat on unlike previous lore streams (which I at least appreciate, because that gets tiring. Still would be much better if we could... You know... Explore the other character's misdeeds while Wilbur was dead as well), Niki switches on a dime, telling Wilbur that she missed him anyway, going from antagonizing to friendship in a second. Which could be done right, as in a "in the height of emotions they both break and cry because they're just so glad to eachother again under all the anger and hurt" way, but it just... Wasn't. It was too abrupt a change, we didn't get enough of an emotional high for it to be the payoff, and it feels disappointing with how much buildup this apology in particular has gotten (Wilbur had been preparing to talk to Niki since before even talking to Eret and has mentioned her every apology stream without fail. This HAD to be the big one before like... Tommy and possibly Quackity) and how we KNOW that Niki feels about Wilbur

She openly said that he was "invading her safe space" when catching wind of him being alive and residing at Phil's (In Techno's birthday stream). She believes that he betrayed her and left her on purpose and used her (unfounded and ridiculous as those claims are, like... Give us something, there's so much of an emotional punch to the gut hiding there just below the surface without going the "steps all over wet cat Wilbur" way either. Just say more, give it more spice, make it feel real, and maybe have Wilbur say something deeper about all he did for her in Pogtopia for once aside from "yeah, I'm sorry, I left you" and have THAT be the emotional break where they realize they can't be mad anymore, or something)

So anyways, there's the cute cake scene which I will give props to. That scene elevates the stream, because it's the kind of casual, more improv-based and neat little character building moments that I miss so much. We get Wilbur establishing that Niki taught them how to bake back in L'manburg. It calls back to her bakery, echoing all she lost, it gives you a mental image of those better times in L'manburg where they could afford to have a nice time and learn how to bake, and by contrast, how far they've all fallen. It establishes that Wilbur sucks at baking and put too much salt in, thinking it was right, but all with the good intention of giving Niki something nice as a gift to eat, and if anything summarizes Wilbur's constant struggles with wanting to be better for everyone else but not getting it quite right despite his intentions, it's that. Cute scene, funny, character building, good for analysis, 11/10 would watch Wilbur suck at cooking again

So then Connor shows up, whom Wilbur doesn't even know, and we go off the rails from there. So here starts the funniest parts, which are good, however, it is also a detriment, like I'm sorry to be a party pooper, but again, the Niki confrontation got too much buildup to be so suddenly put aside and derailed. They have too much angst buildup just sitting there, and Connor showing up doesn't even prompt anyone to mention the syndicate even in passing, which again, the missed opportunity of delving into the other character's misdeeds and mistakes. Hell, even the missed opportunity of just even mentioning that both Niki and Connor are in a group which Phil and Techno are a part of, to give Wilbur some further context for the history he's trying to ignore since motherfucking 3rd of august, 2021 of Doomsday

Then we got to the Ghostbur plot. Ok. Listen, Ghostbur is my boy, I really wanted him to be called back to and mentioned again, and everything pointed to it being a thing in this last stretch... But that was so extremely rushed as well. First of all, again, it feels shoehorned in, everything here feels like it needs a breather and to maybe be two streams minimum of longer duration each to really have things settle and mean something. Why are we getting the supposed Ghostbur closure in the Niki stream? The one that had so much buildup towards the Niki confrontation? With Niki, who did not think that Ghostbur was real and had a whole breakdown about him appearing in Doomsday just helping without much questioning? Are we not even gonna slightly nod to that? Ok, then, I guess... Guess we'll also ignore that this was a plot point set up with Tommy too, who actually would've added a LOT to this since he was arguably the closest person to Ghostbur, the one who respected him most and who even made him a grave. Think about what could've been if that setup had payoff, even moreso regarding the last crimeboys lore stream. Man... What we could've explored...

(Also more of a pet peeve, but god, the mention of Ghostbur as "Wilbur's good parts" is just. I love it from an in-character perspective, but damn has the expectations of what the non-analyst part of this fandom will do with that spoiled that line for me already)

Don't know if the context of Ghostbur will come back once again on the finale, as like a confirmed merge or maybe a peek, just something to symbolize that much needed self-forgiveness for Wilbur once he's stopped from what we all know he is planning to do... I can dream, but now I'm not really having high hopes about it at all

So then Connor dies to invoke Dream XD, we get some neat lines about how Wilbur doesn't even care for god and that's my iconoclast revolutionary right there, and Friend goes naked to limbo as an apology from Wilbur to what he still doesn't fully recognize as himself

And not too much after. It ends. Niki goes away. Wilbur is still kicking but not planning to for long. Connor isn't. We have one stream left

And damn... I just hope it's a LONG one or this will fall flat

[asteroshearts]

[Actor!AU] Relationship HCs

[Levi + Eren] 

Levi Ackerman: 

Even though he still has his RBF off-screen he’s a hell of a lot nicer than people think he is. 

Probably asked Eren if he was okay several times before and after the trial scene. 

They used one of your tweets that read, “I want Levi to break my back like a glowstick” during those “____ reads thirst tweets” videos and his face immediately became full-on red when he saw your @. 

I mean, he was blushing before, but when he saw that it was you he jokingly says, “I had no idea they posted this... Why are you like this. If you wanted me to break your back you could’ve just asked me to my face.” 

Great with puppies, kittens, children, and other infantile creatures. If he’s carrying a bouquet during an event or something and a kid comes up to him, he’ll give them a flower. 

“Levi Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions” probably got over a million views in less than half an hour. 

NO ONE DOES BUSINESS CASUAL BETTER THAN HE DOES!! 

People probably take more pictures of you two at the front row seats of fashion shows more than the models themselves. 

Probably has the Rihanna Effect™ where he’ll wear something that looks bad on the OG model on the runway, but once he wears it, it’s suddenly fashionable. 

Speaking of Rihanna he’s probably in a random music video of hers like Mads Mikkelsen in “Bitch Better Have My Money.” 

HE’S STILL AN ACTS OF SERVICE MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH. 

On one hand he does expected “gentleman” things like opening doors for you, closing your car door after you, holding your bags, etc. 

On the other hand he goes to the extreme. 

If he’s not filming something or busy, he’s by your side doing all of the jobs your assistant is supposed to do. 

The directors and cameramen are looking around being like, “Where’s our Important Character Levi” when they need to shoot scenes, but if they find you they’ll just see him following you around, holding an umbrella over your head in one hand and holding your coffee in the other. 

When they first saw it everyone was like...couldn’t you find someone else...that’s not an extremely important cast member to do that... but it’s just Levi, he insists on doing it himself. Your assistant has the easiest job in the world because he elevates all of their jobs for them. 

CAREFULLY HOLDS THE TRAIN OF YOUR DRESS ON RED CARPETS 

When your hair gets tousled or locks fall over your face during filming or photoshoots, the cameramen will point it out, but before any of the hair or makeup people manage to get to you, Levi will just ;; walk over and fix it himself. The two of you probably have the softest smiles at that moment when he’s carefully brushing your hair out of your face. 

Isn’t in a lot of roles. He definitely gets offered a whole bunch of roles!! but especially when you two started dating, he told himself that he didn’t want you guys to crash and burn like many other celebrity couples since they normally spend a lot of time apart and are usually thousands of miles away from each other. When he’s not filming AOT, he tends to take a break from acting and go with you to your jobs. 

However, if he does find himself in a role that he wants to do, he’ll definitely appreciate it if you reciprocate, but doesn’t expect nor force you to. 

Instead he’ll leave your assistant with a long-ass list of how you like your coffee, what you like to eat after a long day of filming, how to approach you when you’re stressed, etc because this man has been doing your assistant’s job the entire time asdfghj 

The only time he’s gently smiling in paparazzi photos is when he’s with you, other than that he looks angry or bored. Like he’ll be at a beautiful beach party with Erwin and Hange but he’s just sitting in the shade with a drink in one hand looking inconvenienced. 

Eren Jaeger: 

OKAY 

There’s this one video of Dylan Sprouse putting his hand on his heart like it’s the national anthem or something when Barbra Palvin walks by on the runway AND THAT’S EXACTLY EREN 

When he sees you walk by either on a modeling gig or on the red carpet this man just stops ,,, and immediately stares and puts his hand on his heart like he’s seen Jesus. 

ALSO does anyone know that one video of the dude tripping over his words when he tries to talk to Jhene Aiko during an interview. 

When you and Eren first met he had to bring Armin as a translator because he was never able to get a straight sentence out in your presence. 

He was legitimately stunned stupid when he saw all of your red carpet looks or interview looks when you two were still new friends during S1 or something. 

follows Ere[Name] ship accounts on twitter and your stan accounts. 

Why do you even have a publicist. He’s your personal hypeman. Sometimes people get confused when they go to his official instagram bc it’s just pictures of you, him promoting your stuff, or really grainy, desaturated pictures of you two doing dumb things together like doing the JOJO Torture Dance together on an empty street at 3AM. These are interspersed with pictures of him when he has to promote something that’s like in his contract. 

When he posts pictures or stories that doesn’t have you in it, the comments are all, “Where’s [Name].” 

When little kids come up to him during panels or out on the street he’ll get jokingly concerned that they’re watching AOT. Like, “Y-You watch the series?? Do your parents know? Is it too scary for you?” 

Tries to make you laugh by pulling funny faces where the camera can’t see him. 

If you mess up on your line, he’ll immediately build on that and goof off with you, resulting in the two of you getting yelled at. 

Quality time is one of his love languages, so like Levi, your managers will work together to make sure your schedules work with each other. 

Sometimes when you have other roles outside of AOT, you might catch him as some regular extra in the background. 

It can’t be helped if sessions go on for too long sometimes, but if it becomes a reoccurring thing due to unorganized sets, he’ll fight with the director and crew to get a break since it’s important for everyone to get some rest. 

If your character is shipped with some character That’s Not Him, the directors know not to show his face during kiss scenes or romantic scenes because he’ll legitimately break character and pout or become so stone faced that he can’t emote at all. 

This Academy Award winning actor will just go 🧍 on the sidelines while you’re trying to kiss Jean for a scene but his stare is burning on the side of your head. 

Eren to Jimmy Fallon or something, “I guess Jean and [Name] are cute but it would be better if it was Ere[Name]. No, no I’m not complaining or anything...” 

GAVE HIS EVERYTHING TO ATTACK ON TITAN JUNIOR HIGH. 

Begged the writers to have more Ere[Name] content in Junior High.

If they let him direct an episode of AOT he will film it like Parks and Rec or The Office.  

[Eren: commits war crimes 

Camera: swerves and zooms in on your face grimacing and Levi’s dead expression while he stares right at the camera.] 

People probably know that they can’t interview him/force him to do lives after shooting because his voice is gone after all that shouting as Eren Jaeger. 

Has a Dan-Emma-Rupert relationship with Mikasa and Armin. He legitimately sees them as siblings even off-set. 

[talaofthevalley]

The PJO movie’s sins are plentiful but one of the biggest is because they tanked so hard and put a complete stop to percy jackson in other mediums, we missed out on getting janky video games with weird crunchy models and wonky controls and ill-fitting voice acting and a port to another system that is significantly worse or different. Maybe they’d be a complete trash fire for people to laugh at and make fun of in later years, or maybe they’d actually be an okay time.

We’ll never get people having fond memories of dicking around in the Camp Half-Blood hub world, or maybe even complain that it was really just a bunch of menu’s and really limited on how much you could explore and what a missed potential it was to not expand on it. But if it got a good team of developers they might have gone the distance and modeled every cabin so you can enter and look around inside. With lava wall and chariot mingames you gotta clear for 100%.

A game for Sea of Monsters where a reoccuring mechanic is you controlling a boat in the ocean and the draw distance is complete ass. Titan’s Curse having too many sneaking missions a la Gerudo Fortress that are way too easy to fail and you have to start over. Battle of the Labyrinth where navigating the labyrinth to get to where you need to go is the most annoying thing in the world. When Rachel joins it turns into a “i need some time to see the path forward, keep the monsters away from me” segment and it repeats too many times.

Multiple playable characters but people usually stick to Percy because he’s the best one most of the time and has the most moves. Grover would either have this really broken move you could easily spam, or he’d be too slow with using his pipes and could have been cool if it didn’t have a delay. No one would willingly play as Annabeth if they weren’t stubborn, she’s basically a mortal with a neat knife but less interesting to play as. Thalia would have this really spammable lightning attack that would stun enemies and you can do it over and over again until they die. Nico is a playable character in the fourth game and he’s the best character hands down and it’s really funny because he’s so tiny compared to the other characters. Wait that could be a reason, the hit detection for monsters misses him half the time sdjhkfgf

And yes this is highkey stupid to think about but I have a soft spot for old cash grab games based on existing media where a touch of effort occasionally shines through, or is just complete ass. And we just don’t get those types of games anymore

[paigemathews]

Look, is this an example of good taste? Uhhh, clearly not, but also: I think Simon Marks is super funny and he should’ve been a reoccurring character. Like we all know that the sisters needed more magical friends, which. Admittedly, that isn’t this but the comedic potential is gold.

Simon is clearly super knowledgeable about the magical community, in ways that the sisters aren’t. I’m not talking about demon vanquishing, but more like. Magical politics. 

Like we see multiple big magical families on the show between the Montanas, the Calloways, the Marks, and obviously the Halliwells. Each of them have their own kind of feuds or alliances going on! He also references magical academies and coordinated events that happened in magical history (aka the whole Warrens working with Marks to help witches during the Salem witch trials) so he has an insider’s knowledge about the magical world.

Despite being the Charmed Ones, the sisters never really slot into the magical world in any tangible way during the show. There are super brief moments, with Paige becoming headmaster of Magic School, and they’re clearly known but they don’t really seem to know what’s going on in the magical community which bites them on the ass sometimes. (Like Paige going in blind on the Montana/Calloway feud.)

I also think that he’d just be funny! He's just like. a weird person. He’s honestly kind of enchanted by Phoebe, but will also just casually mention the whole Queen of the Underworld stint in the same way he mentioned Patty and Penny’s romantic relationships (which are gossip in the magical community apparently??) Piper’s kind of like what the fuck is this guy’s deal, but he also is trying to be helpful and she has enough on her plate at the moment so she’s just like whatever. Paige is just >:( whenever he’s there but uhh he also has begrudgingly accepted that she’s dating Henry (for now) and is insisting that Henry needs to know about the magical world if he’s gonna be dating Paige and Henry’s like I kinda wanna punch him in the face but I also don’t have a good reason but this feels super condescending.

[analyzingadventure]

Ghost Game episodes 32 and 33!

Okay let’s go Betsumon episode, how you gonna make Betsumon spoopy eh GG, show me what’chu got

Gammamon’s gonna go out to see a friend? Awwww

Sus

CLOCKMON! BUDDY! Oh man I’m so happy to see him just hangin’, that’s fun

Oh no

Oh that’s cursed

Not even getting to see his face and it’s so cursed

Oh even the voice feels so cursed

Baby...

OH THE KIDS NOTICED HIM, ARE THEY GONNA PL- oh Gamma ran (smart, but awww)

Babyyyyyy

Oh man, the atmosphere in this episode is really good, it’s really eerie

oH THE FRIEND IS BETSU DISGUISED AS KOTSUMON >8O

Please don’t do the close-up on Betsu’s eyes, it is so creepy

HHHHHHH SO CREEPY

BABYYYY NOOOOOOOO

MEICOOMON?! THERE’S A MEICOOMON IN THIS EPISODE?!

Oh no

OH I HATE THAT, I HATE HIM SO MUCH, OH GOD THAT’S SO CREEPY, OH I HATE THAT

OH NO, NOBODY CAN RECOGNIZE THE REAL GAMMAMON, OH NO

JELLYMON’S BEEN REPLACED TOO?!

OH FUCK

NOOO NOT EVEN CLOCKMON RECOGNIZES HIM

Oh shit is this Meicoomon masc

OH IS HE VOICED BY FUCKING CHO

IT IT, IT’S TOTALLY HIM

He’s a great choise tho, he’s a great VA (though I am a bit sad Morishita Yukiko didn’t reprise her role)

Terrible, horrible, I hate this

This episode is so emotionally devastating, STOP MAKING THE BABY BOY CRY

Can’t be bothered to go back and check on Meicoomon’s eyes earlier this episode but like, if they intentionally changed the eyes into five pointed stars (so that Meicoomon could be a “generic Digimon” Apocalymon data etc) from four, that would be kind of neat-- but that might just be an animation error

HE SNAPPED OUT IT! IN THE WEIRDEST WAY POSSIBLE BUT OKAY!

NNNNNOOOOO DON’T CRY BABYYYYY

Hiro please just hug him back for the love of god

Okay but where the fuck have all these Betsumon been coming from this whole time, there’s like a fucking infestation

Baby boy’s happy again... That’s all I ever needed

OH, NEW ENDING! V cute!

Okay, episode 33 Whispers of the Dead

Piccolomon you ass

Wait, shit, is KIYO DEAD

IS HE FUCKING DEAD

DFGJHDGKHRUINVHGJFDGHJ

Look I’d be horrified by this but the fact is that we were all meme’ing about how he’d be doomed to die at the begining of the series so like. This prediction turning out to be correct is hysterical

It’s okay y’all he’s returning to Witchelny that’s all

Oh Jellymon brought him back to life, amazing

Okay I’m actually curious what Digimon is now haunting Kiyo

HE EVEN WENT TO MUMMYMON TO GET CHECKED OUT LMAO

Y’all I am so fucking happy he’s becoming a reoccuring character y’all, this is all I wanted from this fucking series, Dr Mummymon, with his PhD, and Toei is giving me that, holy shit thanks

Love dangerous, experimental medicine Mummymon’s suggesting lmao

Gammamon’s offering his chocolates to cheer him up, that’s so cute

OH HE’S DEAD AGAIN

If you didn’t scratch off “Kiyo dies” off you GG Bingo Cards yet then do it now

OH IT’S THAT DIGIMON

Wait. Is that fucking Mofurun’s VA

Is that fucking Mofurun (y’all might remember the VA as Burgamon in Psi)

Fucking... Ghost Game taking the sweetest VAs I know and turning them into fucking nightmare fuel... Good god

GG going its way to discuss fucking death in the creepiest possible way to children is so... horrifying but also funny

I mean, he’s not being actively malicious, just looking for a friend

'XCUSE ME

Jellymon, chill with the zaps or you might just stop his heart

I love him so much

Let’s go Jellymon, to the land between life and death!

Aaaand episode’s over

Both episodes were great fun! Don’t have much else to say, both were good

NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW!

....No preview...? Just the analyzer..?

THERE WE GO

Oh great, a body horror episode with Salamandamon (I want Angoramon to evolve...... Oh well)