#look cooler than it already is

[minglana]

avoiding looking at the cool-looking hijabi at the bus station bc she'll probably think im being islamophobic when in reality i wanna look at her cool ass outfit😩

[quadrantadvisor]

Owl House/Boiling Isles biology headcanons from a fic idea I never wrote:

Witches have a wider range of color vision than humans. A lot of magic puts off infrared light (meaning Luz is missing out on like, half of what spells actually look like).

Humans, however, have a better sense of smell. Witches are better at digesting potentially hazardous materials, but humans have to worry about poisons. Humans are also highly specialized to smell petrichor (via Wikipedia, "able to detect it at concentrations as low as 0.4 parts per billion"), and witches can't smell it at all. (Luz is like, "I miss the rain smells in the human realm so much. On the Boiling Isles the rain just smells like burning :/" and all her friends are like, "what. are you talking about."

Witches don't have an appendix, but they do, coincidentally, also have a random organ that doesn't have much of a purpose and sometimes ruptures and kills you. It's located slightly above the right lung.

Kinda obvious but, ears. Witch ears have a greater curve than human ears and taper into a point. They have some limited mobility, allowing the witch to pinpoint sounds, and they play a part in emotional expression. For a witch, it's not really that strange that human ears are round, it's more that they don't move at all. They're completely stiff, and it makes humans difficult to read. (Luz is lucky she's otherwise very expressive, or else she would come off as nearly emotionless. As it is, sometimes people think she's not being genuine, because her ears don't match the rest of her expression, like when someone smiles without their eyes.)

Humans have slightly denser bones than witches. As a result, humans weigh a bit more on average and put on muscle easier.

Witches can't digest lactose

A high tolerance for most human poisons means that alcohol isn't a popular drug for witches. It technically affects them in a similar way, but their tolerance is such that it's not an effective way to get high. Most of the drugs used recreationally on the Boiling Isles would kill a human instantly.

Witches have a different pulse beat from humans, since their hearts are designed differently to accommodate the bile sac (and grimwalkers' pulses are even more unique, since they have a galdorstone. Rather than the thump of blood valves, Grimwalkers have a sort of magic hum that pulses their circulatory system.)

[hestiashand]

no one technically requested konan but i couldn’t split up the trio again……

[ ID: three bust drawings in a canon vs your design template of yahiko, konan and nagato. yahiko smiles wide and looks at the viewer. my version is blasian with brown skin, loose dark orange coils, and freckles. konan smiles looking to the right. my version has brown skin, light freckles, and light brown eyes. nagato smiles looking to the left. my version has pale skin, heavy eye bags, visible eye veins and acne. all three of them have matching rain earrings. the background is a rainy sky. END ID. ]

[black-and-yellow]

Still thinking about him.

[smeg-and-the-red]

I wonder did Lister ever get bored and try to get Cat into smoking

[morgana-lefay]

This one is so cute, I couldn't decide on just one version. 😅 Thank you for the tag, @dandysnob and @vulnerant-omnes! Yours look adorable! 🖤 These represent two moods:

Regular day-to-day me (relevant background image, representing the inside of my head in the last few months, especially at work). I'm mostly nice. I think.

Me, whenever I decide it's okay to get out of the house, clean up a bit and go out for drinks, still oblivious that the night will end at 7/8 am the other day. Last photo being my inner alter ego or just me the day after, in the aforementioned situation.

I tried to remember who already got tagged, but I lost track of it, so forgive me if I'm repeating myself: @in--my--tears, @namelessrammgirl, @liftme-up-letme-go, @pixxxpwd, @uniquefartreview, @grotesque-hallucinations, @reiinraus, @buuucky-barnes, @lexxxie-kun, @ohdeararuninmystocking, @gina-het.

[februarys-wednesday]

never understanding y'all who hate shakespeare or studying shakespeare because ONE shakespeare fucks very hard and TWO if you are in like middle school high school it is the easiest shit to study i mean the EASIEST if you don't like to read shakespeare you can go to YOUTUBE DOT COM and type in ANY OF SHAKESPEARES WORKS and you will find a FULL PRODUCTION OF IT for FREE you SHOULD follow along with your book but you don't HAVE TO because you're experiencing shakespeare in the WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE EXPERIENCED and you will ENJOY YOURSELF and you will LEARN SOMETHING and this is the ONE OPPORTUNITY YOU'LL EVER HAVE IN LIT/ENGLISH/WHATEVER TO WATCH THE "MOVIE" VERSION OF THE BOOK I CANNOT BELIEVE PEOPLE BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW BORING AND DIFFICULT SHAKESPEARE IS!!!

[jahanmp4]

Cannot wait to see the fanartists go to town with q!Etoiles' new skin

[hishighnesstheprincess]

Maybe it’s just me but idk I hate how Super Shadow and Silver literally just look like Super Sonic but with minor differences. They’re both just slightly different shades of golden, it makes them look like knock offs. Burning Blaze is visually distinct from Super Sonic, why can’t Super Shadow and Silver look different? Super Knuckles is freaking pink, you can’t tell me it’s just because they use the same set of gems.

[obsidiannebula]

Husband apparently found some posts of people complaining about trying to play Divinity: Original Sin 2 after enjoying BG3. And to that I say, just be glad you weren't playing with my husband, whose favorite battle strategies were "Laser Ray everything and I mean EVERYTHING in his path" and "use Internal Combustion on allies to turn them into walking time bombs if that maximizes the number of enemies hit, and also out of combat just for fun"

[ruvviks]

thinking about vitali in a wheelchair again

[seaofreverie]

Vibing.

[forensicbec]

If you're playing Baldur's Gate 3 and haven't come up with a complex backstory for your character that has little to no effect on the actual game are you really playing BG3?

[janamensch]

Crownrend!🔥

[lovelykalopsia]

Look how cool i am i have a bag that looks cool, yk like me, a very very cool person with a cool bag

[blujayonthewing]

Most spiders are cool with me but wolf spiders freak me the hell out. Rescued one from my dad's pool years ago and the second I set it down on the ground all of its babies (which I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT) scattered. I know in theory they are harmless friends but in practice their presence makes me so uncomfortable. I still don't kill them though.

that's fair! the babies thing IS kind of alarming to see, especially if you're not ready for it ^^;; if it helps, spiderlings only stay with their mother for a couple of weeks and, during that time, only leave her if disturbed, so it's reasonably unlikely that any given individual will explode babies (I've only ever seen mother wolfs carrying babies a couple of times, myself). many wolf spiders also closely resemble members of several other families of spider, so it's also fairly likely that any given wolf spider is actually a male grass spider looking for a girlfriend! I know that doesn't necessarily tip the balance on a gut discomfort, though ^^;

wolf spiders are also completely unique in this kind of parental care, and extremely rare among spiders for doing any parental care at all! another family of spiders known for protecting and providing for their young after they're born are literally named for the behavior (the nursery-web spiders: they build a shelter for their young to live in, and watch over them until they disperse). both families are active hunters (they don't build webs) and also carry their eggs with them; wolf spiders drag the eggsac behind attached to the spinnerets, and nursery web spiders carry them SUPER awkwardly under their bellies for some reason?? the families are very visually similar (the most reliable way to tell them apart is by how their eyes are arranged) but some nursery spiders get FUCKIN, COLOSSAL, so if you've ever seen a wolf spider the size of a goddamn dinner plate it was probably actually a nursery web or fishing spider, lmao. ...this is all completely unrelated to your ask, btw, I'm just on a stream of consciousness spider tangent now cause I think they're neat 👉👈