#look at the skeebs

[spineless-lobster]

I love making up silly nouns scoober, freep, bingle, dooble, skeeb, boinkle they’re all amazing little mouth sounds

[cartooncadet666]

• Translation (cause my handwriting is terrible):

"Hey Skeebs uh, it's Robin, sorry for that fight earlier tonight, your ex is such a jerk. I couldn't control my anger so I just uh... punched.

Anyways, I wasn't able to tell you just how you looked. I know you said you transitioned, but uh, you looked very pretty nice, I wasn't able to say that before Pac dragged you to the dance floor.

Yes I saw that, it was fucking hilarious :)

Clearly 'a moment worth remembering.'

But.. I was wondering if we could ever hang out again, just you and me y'know (god my handwriting sucks) I just... really miss being alone with you feel kinda overwhelmed with the others, don't get me wrong, I love them a lot, but I still don't feel comfortable around them. You're the only person here who knows who saw what I am. I appreciate you man, you make me feel... safe. And happy... I guess or whatever...

This is getting cheesy... Meet me at the maze at 6:00 please, I wanna say something to you.

- Robin 🪶"

And yeah he's re-reading it. Look guys, he's just into dorks that can't express their feelings. 👁️👁️

[maitsukimiya]

📝I am looking for a job 📝.

✅Birthday message/OK ✅Morning call voice/OK ✅Incoming voice/OK ✅ASMR~the voice that lulls you to sleep/OK

✖sensitive no!

※Video cannot be requested at Skeeb. Only voice recording is possible.

Please see this article before making a request.

https://skeb.jp/creator

I am not an English speaker. However, I can make voice recordings as long as it is in slow English pronunciation.

Please work for me!  🦊⛩🌙. *-̩͙

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[xeo-kunsatan]

MonsterOlympics One Shot +13 (Part 2)

This One shot is divided in parts because is long as hell XD, as well this contains many racy jokes, black humor and swearing, if youre sensitive with this humor i recommend you to not read this shit, as well this One shot is just for fun. (Sorry this time i have no illustrations, im Lazy, use your imagination XD)

Nobody have expected it, Farley and Toralei run quickly to hug eachother, they

were really happy to see eachother again.

The Students from Monster High were surprised because their most problematic and devilish Classmate was acting completely lovely with surprisely a Dog, something unusual in her especially for her pals Purrsephone and Meowlody who didn't understand their friend's behavior.

Cleo The Nile

Daughter of the Momy

Age: 5843 (or more)

Gender: Female

Species: Momy

Cleo: I cant Believe what my Beautiful eyes are watching...

Pinky: Me too Sis... Me too..

Farid: here we go again...

Claw: Mew?

P&M: Meww~

The Twin Cats went close to Them catching their attention.

Purrsephone and Meowlody

Daughters of Werecats.

Age: 16

Gender: Females

Species: Werecats

Purrsephone: You most be her Frrriend's brotherrrs~?

Farren: didn't you know that she was a friend of a Dog?

Meowlody: she told us something similarrr before, but we thought it was a joke knowing her.

Farid: well for more surprising it seems, it's true.

Purrsephone: do you know since when they meet eachother?

Farren: since we used to be pups living in the streets, one day we found her escaping from a store-man, prepare yourself because this part will make this part long.

Flashback.

The street of Monsteropolis was chill, a group of 3 Poodle puppies where looking for something to eat.

Farren: Agh I'm Hungry, and you?

Farid: *sob* i think i have a hole inside my stomach...

Farley: Calm down brothers, maybe we can go to Madame Ghoulasha's shop to ask for food. you know the trick, We Knock the door, we will use the puppy eyes effect against her and she will give us food.

Farren: i still don't understand why that trick works that well.

Farid: isn't obvious? We are pretty adorable but More me~.

Farren: *chuckles* aren't supposed to have a "hole inside your stomach?".

Farid: Hey! I'm Hungry but I'm still fabulous.

Farley: Guys look!

Suddenly the puppers found a shop man ogre chasing a kitten with a bottle.

Mr Ogre: Come back here you stupid mutt!!

Toralei: as you wish!

Mr Ogre followed the kitten to a dark alley

Farley: we can't leave them like that

Farren: Are you Serious!? It's a Cat!!

Farid: Eww yeah, what if they has fleas?

Farley: We have fleas too..*shows them a flea walking through his paw furr* and she needs our help, remember Stray animals always can help other stray animals.

Farren: but what if they doesn't thanks us?

Farley: We can throw them to the sewers

:3.

Farren: okay let's go.

The 3 puppies followed the Ogre to the Alley.

Mr Ogre: *manages to catch her*

Gotcha!

Toralei: No!!

Mr Ogre: Hah did you thought that you would escape from me?.

Toralei: Hssss!!! Let me go you bastard!!

Mr Ogre:*takes a razor* or what?

Toralei:..*gulp*...

Mr Ogre: heh your journey ends here kitty- agh!?

The Ogre was about to end with the kitten life but he suddenly was stopped by the tackle of the triplet Poodles, making him faint and drop the kitten.

Toralei: Mew!!

Farley:*catches her* Gotcha! Are you okay?

Toralei: T-thanks, *sniffs him* wait.. are you a Dog!? *Jumps off*

Farid: "your welcome" hmp!

Farley: Yes we are dogs, but i didn't wanted to leave you alone and less with that man about to make Cat-Hash with you.

Toralei: Well.. i usually can escape by myself but.. still, thank you.

Farley: at your service miss.. uhh

Toralei: Toralei Stripe, and you arrre?

Farley: My name is Farley, and this are my brothers, The sour one is Farren.

Farren: Hey!

Farley: and the Narcissist pup who is looking his reflection with the Ogre's razor is Farid.

Farid: who is a pretty puppy? I am! ÙwÚ.

Farley: and i am Farley, together we are the Fluffy Gang.

Toralei: Wow you are all a team, nice to meet ya, I wish I could have my own mates, my older siblings were all adopted except me...

Farley: don't worry, you can come with us and be part of the Gang!

Toralei: Yay! :D

Farid/Farren: What!? D:<

Farley: you can come with us the Time you want until you found out your own mates.

Toralei: Oki Doki! :D

Farren: Farley what the fluff!?

Farid: Whyyyy?~...

Farley: Aww c'mon guys it would be fun.

Farren: i don't think she would like to come with us.."we have fleas"

Toralei: I have Fleas too :D.

Farren: Ok Fair enough.

Farley: Well lets go >:3!

Suddenly the Ogre started to wake up

Mr Ogre: You Little-..

The Cubs: No D:<! *pulls out his cords*

Mr Ogre: What the-!!!... AAAARGHH!!

The Ogre fell from the stairs of another Alley, by then break his neck in the last step, dying in that moment. The Fluffy gang and Toralei didnt believed that they really killed someone.

Farid: *Panic Attack* Oh no! Oh no! we killed him! What we will do!? im too younger and beautiful to go to Jail!! D,:>!!

Toralei: Me Too! D,:<

Farren: *Slaps Farid* Farid Calm Down! this is not the moment for your whines!

Toralei: What we will do Farley?...

Farley:...Uhhhh... look! there is a tip to the sewers, we can throw the body there :D!.

Toralei: Good Idea >:D!.

Farren: Are we Literally ignore that we killed a man?..

Farid: *Sighs* at least we will not go to Jail ;w;

Farren: Ok lets do this!..

Then The Fluffy gang and Toralei with effort, they managed to threw the body of the Ogre to the sewers so anyone will not notice their crime.

Farren: Well, the Job is finished... what now?

Farid: Oww im Still hungry ....

Toralei: Guys, that man had a shop with full of food, thats where i taked the Bottle with milk wich is not in the ground...

Farley: Ok lets go for some snacks! :D

The Fluffly Gang and Toralei: Yay :D

Flashback Ends.

Farren: And thats How we meet Toralei

Farid: Cute isn't?

Meowlody: a little...

Purrsephone: we literrrally thought it was a joke.

Meowlody: And i cant believe that you killed a man..

Farid: We were just babies, we didnt know what we are doing heheh~

Claw: hm?

Meowlody: and this little one?

Farren: Its Claw, His Dying mother gave him to us to save him from the hunters, so he lives with us as a younger sibling, The Principal Stratos usually overprotects him.

P&M: Thats so cute from you part mew~

Claw: *sniffs them* mew

P&M: *sniff him* ...

Claw: *purrrs*

P&M: Awww

Farley: I cant believe we are finally together

Toralei: Me too! ;w; *Purring* I missed you so much!

Farley: *Waving tail* I missed you too!

Frankie: Its so Cute to see this...

Meanwhile..

Manny Taur

A Fucking Minotaur Bully

Age: 17

Species: Minotaur

Gender: Male

Manny: Aww look at this, what are you supossed to be Rabbit?

Bradley: a Vampire/Jackalope Hybrid

Manny: Hah! Vampire!? but youre so tiny

Bradley: well at least the size your dick compensates the size of your brain and intelligence..

Manny: *blushes* How dare you!?

Bradley: well.. its part of your biology..

Manny: Thats it you are Death!

Frankie: Manny No!

Manny was about to Hit Bradley (wich didnt seem scared) but suddenly he was attacked by Skeebo before he would hurt his beloved bunny.

Skeebo: Dont you dare to hurt my boyfriend!

Manny: Your Boyfriend? *chuckles* dont play dumb, you are a fox and Foxes eats rabbits like him!

Skeebo: *Whispers* Shh shh please dont expose what i do with him everynight~

Bradley: im an Arctic Hare not a rabbit...wait*blushes* Skeebo!

Skeebo: Sorry Dear~

Manny: you guys are gross...

Frankie: Thats Enough Manny, do you want me to tell Minnie about your Behavior?

Manny: Oh no! Please dont tell my sister!...

Skeebo: Heh... he is afraid of his sister~

Manny: At least i have a sister

Skeebo: !!!......

Bradley: You son of a Bitch! how dare you!? just because you heard the most of us are orphans doesnt give you the rights of making fun of Us!

Frankie: Wait.. are you Orphans?..

Skeebo: Thats it!...

A Fight Started between Manny and Skeebo, but it was stopped by Miss Bloodgood and Stratos.

Bloodgood: You 2 Stop!

Stratos: You both will go to detention!..

Manny: Thats why Maze High is a bad copy of Monster High, the Students here are all Awfull!!

All: *Gasps*

Claw: *Cries*

Farley/Toralei: What did you said!?

Farren/Farid: You will pay for this!

Betrayus: calm down.. not here!

Skeebo: You said that because at least all of you have their own families...

Bloodgood: Manny Taur...you will be grounded by the rest of the event, the meeting is over..

Stratos: Mistress Bloodgood...I am so sorry for this..

Bloodgood: No no... its not your fault, *sighs* i will correct my student.. Good luck in the event..

Stratos: Good luck for you too...

Manny: *gulp*...

Stratos: Me too...

Frankie: Oh gosh.. i am so sorry..

Skeebo: Its Okay.. we are all used to be seeing like this..*Leaves* Bradley: Skeebs...*sighs*.... its true... While me as some less of my classmates.. mostly of them are all orphan.. for it they basically live here..

Frankie: Ou... i have no idea..

Bradley: Its okay.. as my boyfriend said.. we are used to be judged by other schools... and... Mostly of that students from other schools have their own families...*follows Skeebo*...

Frankie: *Sighs*

The meeting ended and the Monster High Students returned to their homes, while the students from Maze high returned to their dorms, an exception to Farley and Toralei wich where in the school garden trying to calm down Claw.

Farley: Awww Claw dont cry, he will not hurt you.

Toralei: when i see him, i will scratch his ugly bull face so nobody will recognize him not even with the passaport.

Claw: *sob* *sob*

Toralei: Dont Cry little Fella, that awfull bull will not hurt you anymore *pets Claw*

Claw: *Purrs*

Farley: Thank you Toralei, maybe im tired of the boring boomer of Stratos but he still needs a rest.

Toralei: You dont have to thank me, this fella needed it.

Farley: thats right...*Blushes* Its so nice to have you here..

Toralei: *Blushes* Ahh.. yeah i feel the same, heh

Farley: You want me to accompany to your home?

Toralei: Nah, i can go by myself, cats loves nocturnal walks.

Farley: W-w-well see you tomorrow..

Toralei: S-see you T-tomorrow...

Toralei left the gardens to return to her home, while Farley was watching her leave still blushed.

Farley: *sighs*

Claw:*giggles*

Farley: what?..

To be Continued..

[idril-la-wiccan]

PMATGA Comics - The spy war

The following pictures and story belong to Delcourt Jeunesse Editions and Namco Bandai. I have no rights over anything but the translations and the summary.

“The spy war” is the second long story of the second tome of the PMATGA comics.

Today, Mrs. Globular was interrogating her students on a subject they’ve seen the previous month : “How many species of slugs exist in the Netherworld ?”

Hey, wait a second, I thought she was their history teacher… Because, you know, in the very first episode, her lesson looked more like a history one than a biology one… Did I miss something ?

Anyway, the thing is no one seems to be able to give an answer.

Except one, as surprising as this one is…

Pacster’s suspicions would actually happen to be true.

As we transition to night time, we see Skeebo outside, probably in a park, trying to stay incognito as he wears a trench coat, a hat and sunglasses.

You know someone REALLY doesn’t want to be recognized when they wear sunglasses at night.

He then knocks on a wall.

The young Pac-worlder then tells Specter one number : 34.

He also asks, probably because it’s a ghost he’s facing after all, if it really is only for a prank.

The spirit reassured him. It is nothing but a “small harmless prank”...

When leaving, the spy says that they will meet up again tomorrow, at the same hour, also adding that the answer for the next test is “white”.

We transition (again) to the next day, with Mrs. Globular’s question, which is easy : “What is the color of Ogles’ horns ?”

Ok. So first : HOW is THIS important ?... Second : WHAT KIND OF WEIRD INTERROGATION SYSTEM IS THAT ? ONLY ONE QUESTION ?? PER DAY ??? WHAT ????

And how in the world is THIS kind of system even hard ? Even Cyli and Pac are struggling ! And they are the most likely to know !

Obviously, Skeebo wants to answer, but the teacher insists for him to wait a minute in order to give his classmates a chance at answering themselves.

Suddenly :

Ghosts are attacking the cafeteria (for some reason), and Pac goes fetching his berries before chasing the ghosts.

But nothing happens…

(Also the cafeteria lady is the wrong color…AND so is Pac’s berry dispenser, I just noticed while writing.)

Despite this apparent berry dysfonction, the attack still got dealt with.

By the way have you noticed the number on our hero’s locker ?

Rings any bell ?

It should.

Pac and Cylindria then quickly noticed that, indeed, every power-berry he had got replaced by mint flavored candies. They also noticed - which was hard not to - that Skeebo was laughing his orb-off.

So they knew he had something to do with that…

The Yellow-one decides to follow the blue boy after school, because he just knew he was hiding something… And so, he surprises him in a back alley, putting on his disguise.

Since he got caught, Skeebo confesses that he was exchanging information with someone who gave him the answers to the tests in return.

Honestly Skeeb’, as someone who repeated a year once in primary school and once again (WILLINGLY that time) in middle school, I don’t think it’s that big of a deal… Despite what I think of today’s educational system, but who cares !

So, the favor Pac asked was to take his place for the exchange and trick whoever was behind all of this.

He went to the park, and knocked on the wall.

Ok so just saying, I know that it’s night time, that Pac has the trench coat, hat and sunglasses, but I think that Specter should have been able to tell this wasn’t Skeebo from the skin color !...

Unless he’s colour blind ???? (NEW HEADCANON !)

... Wait, then that would mean he has TOTAL colour blindness. O_O

Anyway, this time Specter asks if he wouldn’t happen to know where the blasters used by the police forces are stocked. Pad indicates a building not too far from the park.

Later, the spy leads Betrayus and his army of ghosts to the building.

Well you should double check, pal, because as soon as they enter, well guess what !

IT’S A TRAP !

Uh… the last panel...

…

I have SERIOUS questions there ! Are these ghosts kids-… well, you might know what I have in mind… é_è

Um, well, this is how this story ends. Now I guess it is time for the panel highlights.

First I’ll just start with this :

He he ! =) I suddenly wanted to do that after translating the panels.

I thought this was a nice panel to show. The backgrounds are pretty good in this story.

Here’s one of the back alley.

I don’t recall seeing something like this in the show.

Also, here’s a funny thing while I show you the park.

Spot the differences !

Next is-

AAAAAH ! WHAT IS THIS HORRID SMILE ON OUR SUAVE GHOST ?!

Oh, goodness gracious ! @_@’’

Let- let’s- let’s get this out of our minds… Uh…

Uh, yeah, sure, floating boxes, why not ! Let’s just screw physics, am I right ?

So, that’s all for today ! I hoped you liked it and see you next wednesday !

Cordially, Idril.

[vomitcoloredbowlingball]

His face doesn't look like it fits at all but it'll do for sure (Its even a period correct skeeb too)

[mork-tervis-andmartt]

Looking for something????

Tags Matt stuff: uncle skeebs Mark stuff: sunglasses dad Travis stuff: tattoo bro Tom stuff???: aliens Blink stuff: blonk 184 Cool?

[cartooncadet666]

Wuhehehehe :)

Tbh, I wish there was an undo button for traditional drawings... but there's not, the rain looks horrible.

But yeah anyway, here's Robin and Skeebs being very manly and helping each other practice for a play and totally not romantically smitten and kissing each other under the gorgeous moonlight in a lush green forest with light rain pouring above them as they continue showing their self forbidden adoration for one another... definitely not.

(IGNORE THIS PLEASE, I WAS LISTENING TO SOME OLD TEENAGE LOVE SONGS I WAS ADDICTED TO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER)

[cartooncadet666]

New Memes: Featuring Pointyheads (maybe OC's)

Tip: Explain the point of your smolness.

Axis: I don't even have a clue myself, I just roll with it. :D

Tip: But that doesn't explain why you're so small...

Axis: I'm just built different! I can't help my smolness!

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Desmond: *adorable confusion*

Axis: *baby squid face*

Pac: *innocent puppy eyes*

Calix: .....*inhales*

Skeebo: Don't say anything about it, let their autism do everything.

Calix: Angel darling you know I do the exact opposite of what you and lemon boy say every time.

Skeebo: Say shit and Imma kick your ass again.

Calix: OH MY WHAT A LOVELY LOOKING STONE OVER THERE-

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Skeebo being tired af: What did you do.

Dr. Buttocks: *incoherent mumbling*

Skeebo: W h a t.

Dr. Buttocks: Threw Specter into the wall on accident...

Skeebo: How tf do you throw someone onto a wall ON ACCIDENT?!

Dr. Buttocks: I don't know SHEER WILLPOWER?!

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Tip: Wait! That area is extremely chaotic, you can get really hurt. It's too dangerous to go alone, here, take this.

*he picks up Pacster and hands them the Pac*

Apex: ....Yeah I don't think I'll need it. Thank you.

Tip: Take the f*cking child or I will destroy our planet myself.

Apex: OKAY. Jeez. *takes the Pac*

Tip: :)

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*cue the moment from Cosmic Contest*

Pac: Hey! Pretty good driving for a Pointyhead.

Tip: Heh heh, you're not bad either for an orb. It's almost a shame I have to beat you!

Pac: Yeah well, may the best man win. And by that, I mean the best Pac Man!

*the doofus proceeds to speed up and gets him and Spiral yeeted off the road for a sec*

Pac: WOAH-

Tip: EYES ON THE ROAD PAC MAN! *genuine concern*

Apex: *mad af at him*

(Meanwhile, in the heavens)

Calix watching that happen: ............Um excuse me, what the actual fu-

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Desmond: Do you think he'll be alright?

Betrayus: IT'S ME BOY, I'M THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!

Tip: *confused screeching* GET OUT OF MY BODY!!

Calix: Eh he'll be fine, he's more tougher than the rest of his team, he can handle this.

Tip: *proceeds to strangle Betrayus out of his body*

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Skeebo playing on the piano like Charlie Day: ... I don't need control, or which way to go, I just wanted to tell you all, go F*CK yourself~

Apex: I- WHA-

Betrayus: BAHAAHAH-

Buttocks: I raised him real damn good.

Tip: HOHOHO- Sh*t- *cracking up*

Skeebo: *starts rocking that solo* GO F*CK YOURSEEEEEELF~~~

*Pac, Cyli, and Spiral questioning why a shape god wanted his soul again*

Skeebo: *throws a cup at Apex and flicks off Betrayus* WOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~

Tip: And that kids is why you go to bed early, you don't want to grow up to be like him.

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Tetris: Axis, dear, do you remember how or when you were born.

Axis: No...

Apex: =_=

Axis: But I do remember something.

Tetris: Well what is it.

Axis, who looks and sounds like a good boy: Well.. Our planet split open and I crawled straight out of hell?

*everyone being in both shock and fear*

Pointybrains: Yep. That's your kid alright.

Apex: HE'S NOT MY KID.

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Tip: And this is Skeebo. Very useful as a weapon or just to pull a 'harmless' prank on someone while releasing this beast of a teenager.

Calix: Yes, my angel can do many things, only use him for his correct purposes.

Desmond: Correction, pardon me, but don't you mean OUR angel?

Pac: Yeah come one Cal, share da Skeebs.

Calix: NEVER.

Desmond: SHARE THE SKIBSTER! WE ALL NEED OUR DAILY DOSE OF HIS EXISTENCE!

Calix: NO!

Pac: SHARE THE SKEEBEYBLADE!

Tip: COMMUNISM.

*evil cackling is heard*

Skeebo: Is this my life now...?

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Axis: Hey Api?

Apex: First off, call me by my title young man, and what, what do you want?

Axis: I made a girl cry today but I didn't mean to.

Apex: Well what happened?

Axis: Well she said 'I think you're kinda cute.' And I said, 'Well that's nice!' Then she said, 'Well don't you love me?' And I said, 'Hey listen, how would you like to be the sun of my life?' And then she said, "Oh, because I'm so bright?" And then I said, 'Well kinda, but you can start by staying 93 million miles away from me.'

Apex: ....*laughing hard af*

Tetris: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS CHILD?!

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Tip: I've only known Pacster for a day at that time.

*Pac being wholesome*

Tip: And if anything happens to him now, I'm going to kill everyone in this room and then myself.... Same rules apply for Axis and Skeebo.

Skeebo: Hell nah bro, Imma join you, I wanna kill someone today.

Axis: Yay murder! :D

Pac: :0

Calix: WHAT?!

Desmond: ....They're going to hell...

Calix: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?!

Skeebo: WE'RE THE SAME F*CKING AGE YOU BILL CIPHER RIP OFF.

Calix: BI-

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Apex is buried in the sand with only his head sticking out: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Betrayus: Pac-Poseidon quivers before him!

Apex looking at the ocean: F*ck off!

Stratos: ...Why are they more chaotic than the kids?

Amaros: You think that's chaotic? Stratos he's your brother and Apex was originally my project, why do you think they're chaotic together? They don't have any brain cells left.

Jared: Amar, let's not be insensitive. They don't have a brain left, what cells would they need?

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Jared: You are grounded.... For... Till college.

Apex: FOR TILL COLLEGE?!

Jared: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

Apex: WHY?!

Jared: For kissing for that delinquent! *pointing at Tip*

Betrayus: *dramatic gasp*

Stratos: *proceeds to be uncomfortable af*

Apex: You're the one that took him under your wing!

Jared: Well this wing shall flap no more! Tip is never allowed in the cabin again, and you're not allowed to have any contact with him.

Apex: WHY?? WHat did I do that was so bad?!

Jared: OH YOU KNOW LIPSY!

Calix: ...Dad what the f*ck. I know he's your creation but seriously what the f*ck.

Axis: Nah.. Personally I would not let that slide.

Pac: Fr.

Skeebo: I wanna die already.

Stratos: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Apex: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR!

Skeebo: Calix, can you hit me with your bat? Please don't hold back, I'm done with everything.

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*Jared staring at Skeebo with absolute hatred*

Calix: Dad can you not? He's not doing anything.

*Skeebo staring back with a murderous intention*

Jared: I want that twink obliterated.

Skeebo: That's it.

Calix: ANGEL NO-

Skeebo: Square up b*tch, or maybe you can't, you're probably so god damn weak you can't even fight being what you are symmetrical dummy.

Calix: DAD-

Jared: OH HELL NO, COME HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T-

Calix: FOR FIVE SECONDS CAN YOU BOTH NOT?!

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Axis, about Apex and Tip: My god, would you two just get a room already? Tip: Excuse me Axis? Axis: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Apex: …I-

Tetris: I ship it! Pointybrains: CAN YOU NOT? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tetris: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! Pointybrains: You can eat a rock. Apex: Air. Tip: The fabric of time and space. Axis: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Tetris: You guys are not helpful. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[cartooncadet666]

Tried to upgrade my style a bit, I don't see a difference but hey! They look good! 2nd Rank of favorite characters, place 1st and 5th, Sherri and Skeebo! I tried making Skeebs a little chubby, but in the end, it only made his hips look bigger-

But Sherri! Look at how cute she is! I love her so much OMG- I wish that the directors gave a chance to improve the characters, like, in my AU's since half the time Skeebo is raised by Aurora he could've helped with combat, and Sherri could've provided background for new ghosts!

A lot of characters had so much potential, I wish they were given a chance, it would've been very cool :(

[cartooncadet666]

If you read when Skeebo first came to the Nether Region, Inky had a flashback when he made eye contact with Skeebo, I do think that the ghost gang were teenagers that were either put into war at a young age or they died but they know that they still have bodies because of Betrayus.

The line, "DON'T LEAVE ME, DON'T LEAVE ME! I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU-" is a reference to Coraline, however, in the au 'Fated', the ghost gang came across a creature that lured children to devour their souls. DeMarcus was his name. The flashback of the line was when Skeebo, who was the one that released their spirits before his orphanage changed locations, was running away from him.

The quote "JAMIE! DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME! JAMIE!" was about Skeebo's old best friend, Jamie Smith who died to protect everyone. Before Skeebo, his ex-bf/bff Randall, and Jamie could escape, DeMarcus tried killing all three of them by destroying his fantasy world, but he failed of course. Inky and Skeebo only shared memories.

The reason he didn't share memories with Betrayus is because of his curse. Betrayus and Butler have eyes that can read a person from deepest desires to their entire life, Skeeb's corrupted eye prevented him looking through him, and the same thing happened to Betrayus. All Skeebo saw was his fear, his brother dying.

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Pac: "There's only one thing that's worse than being abused."

(*he rips off a taped paper on the whiteboard*)

Spiral pointing at it: "Boom."

(*it reads 'Skeebo being abused'*)

Skeebo: "Me."

Pac: "No-"

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Specter: "It's a highly sophisticated, interlocking brick system."

Xyro: "But the box said for ages 8-14-"

Betrayus: "THAT'S A SUGGESTION!"

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Specter: "We have a problem."

Betrayus: "No, YOU have a problem. I have four idiots who keeps making them."

Dr. Buttocks burning: "This is fine."

Butler holding the fire extinguisher: "How tf does this work-"

Ghost Skeebo: "Just shake it? Or pull down the handle."

Butler: *smacks Buttocks on the head, putting the fire out and Dr. B unconscious*

Ghost Skeebo: "That works too."

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Betrayus: "We’re getting married, b*tches!"

Specter: "And we're about to make it everybody else's problem."

Skeebo: "I already have a problem with it."

Betrayus: "What?"

Skeebo looking at Specter: "What do you see in this man?"

Betrayus: "Excuse me?"

Skeebo: "No Betrayus what do you see in this man? There's no well respective moral coming from the final braincell he used to smack Pac in the face with the repository-"

Specter: "Listen here you little-"

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(*Cisco and Skeebs are grown ghosts right now.*)

Cisco: "Hey look babe. The lights are starting."

Skeebo: "Oh wow.."

Cisco floating downward to look up at him: "Mr. Borealis.. We have spent 15 beautiful years together and-"

Betrayus rowing a boat gently down the stream: "AND AT LAST I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!"

Cisco: "... 15 beautiful years together and I want to-"

Dr. Buttocks joining in for laughs: "AND IT'S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED!"

(*Skeebo covers his mouth from laughing when he sees Specter hanging on the side of the boat crying*)

Cisco: "... And I want to-"

"AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT-"

Cisco: "WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP-"

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Ghost Skeebo chilling: "When all she seeks, when all she wants, when all she finds~"

"When all she thinks, and ever was, is compromised. Cause there's no one to love you when you build your walls too high. And there's no one to love you when you trap yourself inside~"

Specter: "Those same rules applies to you young man."

Ghost Skeebo: "What?"

Specter: "Let people in."

Ghost Skeebo: "Pfft- No way."

Specter: "THEN WHY ARE YOU SINGING ALEC BENJAMIN?!"

Ghost Skeebo: "BECAUSE HIS SONGS ARE MY THERAPY JACKASS!"

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(This is the future in Suicidal AU again, cause yes.)

Skeebo: "Aw sh*t, I dropped my wedding ring- Where is it-"

Pac: "Ring??? W-Wait y-you're married???"

Skeebo: "...Yes."

Cylindria: "WHAT?!"

Spiral: "Wait a damn minute- So while we were doing our jobs here, you got married in the Nether Realm?!"

Skeebo: "Yeah.."

Spiral: "Who'd you marry?!"

Skeebo: "Um..Cisco"

Cylindria being sister shook: "Wha- You married CISCO?!"

Skeebo: "He was doing all of those sweet things, and to me out of all people- I don't see why you can't get along, I love him.."

(*time skip*)

Pac: "Oops-"

Skeebo: "OW! You punched me-"

Spiral: "Sorry! But you know, it's kinda not fair- I just don't really see how-"

Pac: "Well we all love him as equally as you.."

Skeebo: "At least he loves me, not like your pink peach at the beach." 😒

(*time skip*)

Skeebo: "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE MY MARRIAGE?! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE HAPPY?!"

Pac: "Skeebo-"

Cylindria: "IT'S BECAUSE CISCO IS A GHOST PRINCE!"

Spiral: "HE'S BETRAYUS'S SON!"

Skeebo: "BUT I LOVE HIM!"

Spiral: "HE'S THE SON OF BETRAYUS SKEEBO!"

Pac: *screaming from all the shouting*

(*Dr. Buttocks, Andy, Butler, and Mirille watching from a balcony above them*)

Dr. Buttocks: "You're right, them fighting is pretty spicy."

Andy: "I'm never wrong about these things Brody."

Butler: "I hope this doesn't turn into a telenovela, or even worse, a k-drama-"

Mirille: "Brandi love. Please don't give me nightmares."

Butler: "Sorry.."

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(Outed AU)

Skeebo chilling: "Oh hey lemonba- AW-" *got punched in the stomach* "WHAT DA FACK?!"

Pac pulling him forward: "You are not my friend but you are my classmate, and I cannot stand to watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young! You're too beautiful!"

Skeebo staring at him with mental concern in his eyes: "What the f*ck are you talking about-"

Pac: "I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now."

Skeebo: "...I'm not pregnant?!"

Pac: "Not after that punch you're not! I've been taking muay tai classes!"

Skeebo with the cold stare he always uses: "I was never pregnant you dork."

Pac: "Uh-" *looks up and down at his body* "Are you sure-"

Skeebo: "YES I'M F*CKING SURE!"

Spiral: "I'm sorry, but why the F*CK is Skeebo yelling over here?"

Pac: "Oh! I found this positive pregnancy test in the bathroom and-"

*Spiral punches Skeebo in the stomach*

Skeebo: "AW! MOTHERFU-"

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(POV: The og heroes and Skeebo are meeting the versions of them they canonically dislike the most.)

Demonic Skeebs: "So.. Who broke it?" *staring at all of them* "I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

Og Pac: "...I did! I-"

Demonic Skeebs: "No. No you didn't. Spiral?"

Og Spiral: "Don't look at me! Look at him." *pointing at his variant*

Shifted Spiral: "What?! I didn't break it!"

Og Spiral: "Huh. That's weird. How'd you know it was broken?"

Shifted Spiral: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."

Og Spiral: "...Suspicious.."

Shifted Spiral: "No, it's not!"

Lady Cylindria: "If it matters, probably not but, she was the last one near the thing."

Og Cylindria: "WHY?! I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!"

Lady Cylindria: "Oh yeah? Well what were you doing by the coffee grinder earlier?"

Og Cylindria: "I use the wooden sterns to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that 'princess'!"

Og Pac: "Okay let's not fight, I broke it, lemme go pay for it sir-"

Demonic Skeebs pulls him back: "NO." *he looks at everyone else* "WHO BROKE IT?!"

Og Spiral: "Mr. Loverman... Pac's twisted self has been awfully quiet-"

Twisted Pac: "REALLY?!"

Og Spiral: "Yeah really, you are a sussy boy!"

Twisted Pac: "OH MY GOD!"

(*they all start arguing at the top of their lungs because no one can really stop them*)

(*Og Skeebo is sitting on a couch staring at the camera pointed in front of him.*)

Og Skeebo: "I broke it. It burned me so I punched it. Any second now they're going to be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pighead on a stick."

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Steven Universe: Skeebo Lapis Fusions

Okay so.. Skeebo is going to mostly be a Lapis under Blue Diamond (Stratos), however, this rebellious Lapis prefers chilling with the Yellow Diamond empire (Betrayus's side). Yet, when it comes to Skeebo's fusions with some of the next gen Crystal Gems, there was always something inside of him that makes the fusions act and look gorgeous. So without further ado, here's some explanations on the fusions that Skeebo creates, along with hidden details and revealing what gems this group is.

Starting off with a more peaceful yet temper-based fusion, (for now this is what I could come up with) Mint Beryl. Mint Beryl is the fusion of Lapis and Yellow Beryl (again for now), who is Skeebo and Pac. Mint Beryl is a calm, collected, but very badly tempered gem fusion, oftentimes they would be a literal ray of sunshine before turning into a bad thunderstorm. They are one of the sweetest fusions ever, because of Pac's positive attitude, Mint Beryl always provides hope to the group while engaging in any necessary combat, while Skeebo makes Mint Beryl go serious in tough situations, giving this fusion most of the strength. Truly an interesting fusion indeed.

Next up is a more 'only for emergencies' type of fusion: Kunzite. Kunzite is a fusion between a Morganite and a Lapis, also known as Cylindria and Skeebo. After the tragic break-up between two gems, Kunzite is a more stern -and pretty cold- fusion, however they are a truly gorgeous fusion as well. While Kunzite would protect their friends, they wouldn't hesitate to kick some ass once in a while, they sort of have a personality similar to Garnet except a bit more rude. The only way for Kunzite to heal properly is if Skeebs and Cyli stop being so harsh with each other, but that probably won't happen since one moved on so quickly and the other is left feeling dumped for no reason.

Ahhhh.. Yes.. The most iconic fusion out of these gems: Lolite. Lolite has some background, they were actually fighting Prehnite (Dr. B and Sir C fusion) so he could calm down, not only that, but Steven made a little 'song show' and Lolite did perform, singing Kid LAROI's catchy song 'Love Again'. But who is Lolite you may ask? Well, if you take a look at the Ruby Spiral and the Lapis Skeebo, you would probably see what's going on. Lolite is a sassy yet fun fusion, sort of like that gay best friend energy, they would do anything for anyone because of being so passive-aggressive and they can really kick butts. But if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, Lolite would be there for you, just make sure you watch what you say because he can get defensive fast.

Next up is a fusion based on care and love between two gems, literally a sweetheart (still figuring this out but oh well): Turquoise. This lovely fusion has a personality between 'soft baby boy' and 'semi-asshole', the sweet Peridot Chako and the anger issued Lapis Skeebo fused when they were having a wholesome moment together, their fusion is fully based on affection! They try keeping the peace between gems but will resort to violence if it's a situation getting out of hand. They won't care what type of gem you are or what Diamond you're under, they think, well that's Skeebo's trait, that all gems should be respected equally, meanwhile Chako is what makes Turquoise a lovable fusion, by just being nerdy and cute and letting Skeebs get sassy sometimes.

And last but not least, the fusion that shows love and compassion between others since both gems agree that there should be unity and that sorrow isn't always a bad thing to go through: Purple Tanzanite. This lovely and beautiful version of Tanzanite takes place with Sherri the Pink Sapphire and of course Lapis Skeebo. They show a lot of a mother-like personality, often being gentle and sympathetic with gems but pretty strict when something goes wrong, yet they try to be as sweet as they can to not scare any gems. Because of Sherri being a sweet and caring character, and with Skeebo being sort of angsty, it gives off those mother-like traits, not only that but they both long for a sense of harmony between gems, thus making them one of the most graceful and precious fusions when it comes to Skeebo fusing with these guys.

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PFFT- BAHAAHAHA-

"Like father like son" OML- 😂

(I thought that if they had their parents with them, Pac and Skeebs' lives would be completely different. Like, maybe they would get raised by each other's influence idk-)

AURORA LOOKS SO DONE I LOVE THIS SM 🤣

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Lil Suicidal AU memes:

*Ms Globular teaching*

Spiral: Dude.. I miss Skeebs interrupting her sometimes, it's so quiet when he's not here...

Pac being sleepy: I know... I could use his rude humour by now...

*knocking on the window*

Pac and Spiral: ???

Ghost Skeebo knocking on the window and waving: Hello! :D

Spiral: *falls out of his seat*

Pac: *jumping at the window because of reflexes and smacking himself on it*

Ms Globular: Boys?! What's going o-

Ghost Skeebo: Hi Ms. Globular! Did I miss something important?!

Ms. Globular: WHAT IN THE-

Ghost Skeebo: Please tell me I don't have an F for this class- :'D

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Betrayus: You know the rules Cisco, no dating a person until you're 17. I don't care who it is, understand?

Cisco: Yeah sure whatever... =_=

Ghost Skeebo: *wholesome energy* Hi Cisco!

Cisco: =/////=

Betrayus: ....

Betrayus: BUT I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION-

Specter: NO-

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Carter: Papa? Why does Mr Andy call you amorcito?

Dr. Buttocks: .....

Dr. Buttocks: ...Let's stop talking for a while-

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Butler: Watch this Skeebo, if you wanna scare my brother you have to do this...

Skeebo: ???

Dr. Buttocks chilling:

Butler: BALONEY! *throws ham on his bro's face*

Dr. Buttocks: *unholy screeching*

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Ghost Skeebo: Why isn't he getting up?

Pac: DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION- YOU'RE GONNA TRIGGER SOMETHING-

Spiral"s Vine requote urge: I eat way too much *ss... it affects my nutrition...

Ghost Skeebo: WTF-

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*Specter and Betrayus having a married couple argument*

Specter: At least I give good impressions.

Betrayus: At least I get loved by the fandom.

Dr Buttocks tired of them: At least I get b*tches unlike someone.

Betrayus: ...

Specter: ...

Betrayus: BRODY- OH MY-

Specter: ... *silent sobbing*

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(DHMIS reference)

Andy: I don't mind looking at the Nether Realm again, and maybe.. looking at you...

Dr. Buttocks: Really? You like looking at me?

Andy: Uh yeah... I suppose I do...

Dr. Buttocks: ...Well, I like looking at you too.

Andy: ...Um.. thanks, for that...

*awkward yet wholesome silence*

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Betrayus: WHY IS THERE AN $8,000 CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!

Butler: But sir, I'm a mAtErIaL GoRl-

Betrayus: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

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Skeebo when he was still alive: I weigh twice the weight of you, I can run more faster than you, and I have triple the amount of your strength.

Pac who did this as a joke and dare from Spiral: *snickering*

Skeebo: I don't know what the hell is the matter with you, but there is now logical way for this.

Skeebo: And there's no reason for you to say you can cut my p*nis off-

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Butler: *grabbing a glass cup and bottle flipping it* GRAVITY~

*glass breaks on floor*

Dr. Buttocks: BUTLER WHAT IN THE UNHOLY F*CK ARE YOU DOING NOW?!

Butler: It'S wOrKiNg~

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Inky: Blinky..

Blinky: What?

Inky: You have to agree with me that Pennywise is literally the worst horror villain ever, he's only scary if you're scared of actual clowns.

Blinky: ...Valid point-

Inky: NO! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'm scared of elevators! *sarcasm*

Blinky: *laughing*

Inky: What are you gonna do? BRING ME UP A FLOOR?! Oh nO-

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(LMAO WHAT AM I DOING-)

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(On Wattpad I might write the whole story, but for now, enjoy the little excerpts)

Pac and his two friends floated down from the air and landed softly on the ground. "Great job guys, these ghosts stepped up their game, I appreciate you guys for helping me."

"No prob Pacster, you're our man. We'll always be on your side." Spiral smiled his usual proud grin.

"Spiral's right Pac, we're here for you till the very end." Cyli placed her hand on the hero's shoulder, "Unless there's a time where we can't be like when Betrayus was heating up everything."

"Still, it really means a lot to me." He paused and looked towards a certain window of a dorm they knew who it belonged to. A visible worried frown on his face.

Cyli and Spiral met Pac's gaze and stared at the same window, "Still thinking about Skeebs dude?" Spiral had the same expression on his face as they all stared at the dorm.

"Yeah.. It's been a few days ever since the incident..." The yellow one cleared his throat, "How do you think Sherri's holding up?"

"All she's scared about is Skeebo getting hurt again, it's not like it was her fault, and it wasn't his either." Cyli crossed her arms and walked away from the dorm, not wanting to remember the painful memory. Suddenly they all heard sirens coming from the other side of the school, causing anxiety inside of each of them to rise.

The three heroes ran as fast as they could to see what was happening, before them was cops outside the school and students panicking and talking all at once. In the corner of his eye, Pac saw Evan crying uncontrollably while Sherri and Umwin tried calming him down.

"Guys what happened?! What's wrong?!" Pac asked the three of them all at once, obvious concern on the three heroes' faces.

"We don't know, Evan can't say it, whatever he saw was too terrible to say out loud." Sherri hugged him and shushed him to soothe his emotions. All of the students saw doctors and policemen rushing out of the school and opening up ambulance doors nearby.

"Get him to the hospital as fast as you can, the kid is a free code! " The head officer yelled towards the nurses with the stretcher, carrying Skeebo's bloody body on the thin mattress. As both forces carefully yet quickly put Skeebo inside the back of vehicle, every student from Pac's classroom watched in shock and fear.

As the police cars and ambulance drove off, all of the students started panicking and wondering if he was going to be okay. Pac was breathing heavily and started to panic as well, Cylindria desperately trying to relax him. Meanwhile in the chaos, as the ambulance drove out of his sight, tears swole up in Spiral's eyes, he knew it too well, his nightmares warned him, and he was too late...