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cartooncadet666 · 2 years ago
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Pac: "There's only one thing that's worse than being abused."
(*he rips off a taped paper on the whiteboard*)
Spiral pointing at it: "Boom."
(*it reads 'Skeebo being abused'*)
Skeebo: "Me."
Pac: "No-"
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Specter: "It's a highly sophisticated, interlocking brick system."
Xyro: "But the box said for ages 8-14-"
Betrayus: "THAT'S A SUGGESTION!"
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Specter: "We have a problem."
Betrayus: "No, YOU have a problem. I have four idiots who keeps making them."
Dr. Buttocks burning: "This is fine."
Butler holding the fire extinguisher: "How tf does this work-"
Ghost Skeebo: "Just shake it? Or pull down the handle."
Butler: *smacks Buttocks on the head, putting the fire out and Dr. B unconscious*
Ghost Skeebo: "That works too."
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Betrayus: "We’re getting married, b*tches!"
Specter: "And we're about to make it everybody else's problem."
Skeebo: "I already have a problem with it."
Betrayus: "What?"
Skeebo looking at Specter: "What do you see in this man?"
Betrayus: "Excuse me?"
Skeebo: "No Betrayus what do you see in this man? There's no well respective moral coming from the final braincell he used to smack Pac in the face with the repository-"
Specter: "Listen here you little-"
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(*Cisco and Skeebs are grown ghosts right now.*)
Cisco: "Hey look babe. The lights are starting."
Skeebo: "Oh wow.."
Cisco floating downward to look up at him: "Mr. Borealis.. We have spent 15 beautiful years together and-"
Betrayus rowing a boat gently down the stream: "AND AT LAST I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!"
Cisco: "... 15 beautiful years together and I want to-"
Dr. Buttocks joining in for laughs: "AND IT'S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED!"
(*Skeebo covers his mouth from laughing when he sees Specter hanging on the side of the boat crying*)
Cisco: "... And I want to-"
"AND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT-"
Cisco: "WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP-"
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Ghost Skeebo chilling: "When all she seeks, when all she wants, when all she finds~"
"When all she thinks, and ever was, is compromised. Cause there's no one to love you when you build your walls too high. And there's no one to love you when you trap yourself inside~"
Specter: "Those same rules applies to you young man."
Ghost Skeebo: "What?"
Specter: "Let people in."
Ghost Skeebo: "Pfft- No way."
Specter: "THEN WHY ARE YOU SINGING ALEC BENJAMIN?!"
Ghost Skeebo: "BECAUSE HIS SONGS ARE MY THERAPY JACKASS!"
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(This is the future in Suicidal AU again, cause yes.)
Skeebo: "Aw sh*t, I dropped my wedding ring- Where is it-"
Pac: "Ring??? W-Wait y-you're married???"
Skeebo: "...Yes."
Cylindria: "WHAT?!"
Spiral: "Wait a damn minute- So while we were doing our jobs here, you got married in the Nether Realm?!"
Skeebo: "Yeah.."
Spiral: "Who'd you marry?!"
Skeebo: "Um..Cisco"
Cylindria being sister shook: "Wha- You married CISCO?!"
Skeebo: "He was doing all of those sweet things, and to me out of all people- I don't see why you can't get along, I love him.."
(*time skip*)
Pac: "Oops-"
Skeebo: "OW! You punched me-"
Spiral: "Sorry! But you know, it's kinda not fair- I just don't really see how-"
Pac: "Well we all love him as equally as you.."
Skeebo: "At least he loves me, not like your pink peach at the beach." 😒
(*time skip*)
Skeebo: "WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE MY MARRIAGE?! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE HAPPY?!"
Pac: "Skeebo-"
Cylindria: "IT'S BECAUSE CISCO IS A GHOST PRINCE!"
Spiral: "HE'S BETRAYUS'S SON!"
Skeebo: "BUT I LOVE HIM!"
Spiral: "HE'S THE SON OF BETRAYUS SKEEBO!"
Pac: *screaming from all the shouting*
(*Dr. Buttocks, Andy, Butler, and Mirille watching from a balcony above them*)
Dr. Buttocks: "You're right, them fighting is pretty spicy."
Andy: "I'm never wrong about these things Brody."
Butler: "I hope this doesn't turn into a telenovela, or even worse, a k-drama-"
Mirille: "Brandi love. Please don't give me nightmares."
Butler: "Sorry.."
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(Outed AU)
Skeebo chilling: "Oh hey lemonba- AW-" *got punched in the stomach* "WHAT DA FACK?!"
Pac pulling him forward: "You are not my friend but you are my classmate, and I cannot stand to watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young! You're too beautiful!"
Skeebo staring at him with mental concern in his eyes: "What the f*ck are you talking about-"
Pac: "I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now."
Skeebo: "...I'm not pregnant?!"
Pac: "Not after that punch you're not! I've been taking muay tai classes!"
Skeebo with the cold stare he always uses: "I was never pregnant you dork."
Pac: "Uh-" *looks up and down at his body* "Are you sure-"
Skeebo: "YES I'M F*CKING SURE!"
Spiral: "I'm sorry, but why the F*CK is Skeebo yelling over here?"
Pac: "Oh! I found this positive pregnancy test in the bathroom and-"
*Spiral punches Skeebo in the stomach*
Skeebo: "AW! MOTHERFU-"
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(POV: The og heroes and Skeebo are meeting the versions of them they canonically dislike the most.)
Demonic Skeebs: "So.. Who broke it?" *staring at all of them* "I'm not mad, I just wanna know."
Og Pac: "...I did! I-"
Demonic Skeebs: "No. No you didn't. Spiral?"
Og Spiral: "Don't look at me! Look at him." *pointing at his variant*
Shifted Spiral: "What?! I didn't break it!"
Og Spiral: "Huh. That's weird. How'd you know it was broken?"
Shifted Spiral: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."
Og Spiral: "...Suspicious.."
Shifted Spiral: "No, it's not!"
Lady Cylindria: "If it matters, probably not but, she was the last one near the thing."
Og Cylindria: "WHY?! I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!"
Lady Cylindria: "Oh yeah? Well what were you doing by the coffee grinder earlier?"
Og Cylindria: "I use the wooden sterns to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that 'princess'!"
Og Pac: "Okay let's not fight, I broke it, lemme go pay for it sir-"
Demonic Skeebs pulls him back: "NO." *he looks at everyone else* "WHO BROKE IT?!"
Og Spiral: "Mr. Loverman... Pac's twisted self has been awfully quiet-"
Twisted Pac: "REALLY?!"
Og Spiral: "Yeah really, you are a sussy boy!"
Twisted Pac: "OH MY GOD!"
(*they all start arguing at the top of their lungs because no one can really stop them*)
(*Og Skeebo is sitting on a couch staring at the camera pointed in front of him.*)
Og Skeebo: "I broke it. It burned me so I punched it. Any second now they're going to be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pighead on a stick."
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cartooncadet666 · 2 years ago
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How do you think LC Cylindria and shifted spiral would get along both being huge flirts. And a bit of pranksters
Shifted Spiral would occasionally act like an older brother figure to her, sometimes helping her with pranks and her hobbies. Although when it comes to flirting Spiral would do it with his Pacster, probably LC Cyli teasing him about it afterwards
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cartooncadet666 · 2 years ago
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I'm curious how do you think LC Cylindria and the Skeebo from your suicidal AU would get along?
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At first, if they did meet they would be confused, but LC Cylindria did say that she hates her own Skeebo so I think she would be grateful there's another nice one around. However, Suicidal would be pretty scared of her since it is Cylindria, he fears her more than Spiral so he would be slightly uncomfortable, but he would get used to her in no time.
In conclusion, I feel like Suicidal Skeebo and LC Cylindria would get along just fine, I mean who knows. they can help each other with baking!"
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cartooncadet666 · 2 years ago
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T Pac: Here's a fun berry day idea. We hang the mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever's under it.
Shifted spiral: T Pac, no…
LC Cylindria: Mistlefoe.
Shifted Spiral: Please don't encourage him.
T Pac: SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED!!
Shifted Spiral: Stop-
Shifted Skeebo: *walks under it* Hi guys! What ya up to?
Shifted Spiral: Aw sh*t-
(This would be fun a fun idea, however the problem with if the Shifted Skeebo walked inside, all three of them could get beat to a pulp in seconds. The Shifted Skeebo is nicer, I forgot to mention some people turn into complete opposites in this universe, but he is way too good at self defense and combat-)
(This is a fun idea, but there is some issues 😂)
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