#look at Alf

[royalnavyart]

Will you join me for prayer?

Perhaps I’ll just watch.

Hmph. Hopefully you’ll learn something.

I intend to…

Sharing some close-ups cuz the speech bubbles took up so much space and I actly rly like how the colors turned out in this one. :3

[art-is-kayos]

Long day in the shitpost mines

[vixvaox]

Well well well... guess who drew all the TNMN characters!!!

(Ignore how selenne's eye is asymmetrical and how majority looks wonky 😔)

[c0smic-v0mit]

I think we should let them have a tea/ drink break!! :D

[1driedpersimmon]

@cmoonghost I drew your Alfy 🥺 he is very cute n. Pretty n I love he… 🫶💕

[02zaby]

Had to put this out there, it's been a running joke wheh playing the game with my friend :3

[ask-alf-oddworld]

Do you secretly have a kill count too Alf? Hopefully no one has insulted your tea so badly that it drove you to that... heh..... right?

I’ve never killed anyone.

[aboutbatman]

'What If' situation where the Kane's adopt Bruce when his parents are killed and he's raised with Kate as his sibling

[hikaruchen]

WIP Wednesday!

As before, thank you @lord-aldhelm for tagging me! Sending kisses x

Just started writing an one-shot fic for my blorbos, hope I manage to finish this one lol. Here’s one part of it:

It became more frequently that he found himself sitting beside the firewoods with extinguished embers atop, lost into the abyss of his own irksome thoughts in the middle of the night. Darkness spread wide across the land, it was only then that he noticed how quiet the nature could be when none of the living things were disturbing its peace, and how loudly his mind could function during those lonesome nights. Thoughts jumping all around yet could not be woven into a conclusion, as grasping something meaningful out of them was already hard enough. Even brains of men like Alfred couldn’t last a long day’s hard working, it seemed. He would sit there for hours, exhausted, staring beyond the horizon like a strayer in the dark, waiting the lights would come to find him. And Uhtred always found him under the guide of moonlight. At first none of them spoke anything. No one asked about the reason why the other was awake, nor did they question what made them sit next to each other insomnolent while all creatures on earth should be asleep. Silence occupied them and these lands, the only thing he could hear was Uhtred’s breath. Calm and steady, like the rhymes in those poems he adored to recite when alone in his library. And it felt distasteful to admit, of course, but in between the breathes lay…safety. Safety that he hadn’t felt for long, so long, that it even allowed drowsiness to gnaw his conscious bit by bit and eventually led him to drift into sleep. O, how much you rely on this pagan, Alfred. Not only in the waking hours but the sleepless nights?

I basically just described my insomnia lol, except good for alf for having an Uhtred.

& Sleep normally, people! Don’t stay up til 5 and find yourself losing sleep right after it. That is the worst.

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✨Pics ✨

Again working on commissions :)

And some smutty smutty things going on for our favorite medieval gays that made me have to change the content label for this post. (Edit: I changed my mind. I will post normally for now but if it got banned, then you know the label will be changing into the adult only one lol) I will not elaborate.

⚠️NSFW below

(No, that’s not german national flag in the background. It looks weird and that will be changed I promise lmao)

[cmoonghost]

i love sharing copious amounts of unnecessary oc trivia so i made these splatoon profile things....also love looking at copious amounts of unnecessary oc trivia so heres a blank template for anyone else who wants to do it

[ferretpajamapants]

ALFIE MY BOY …. I REQUIRE MORE GOOBER AND HATTY TO LIVE I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST -🌸

!!!! DOES THIS DEFUSE IT?! AHHHH!!!

[the-busy-ghost]

Me normally: Let people love what they love

Me, after a Test Match Special commentator expresses their belief that the new All Creatures Great and Small is somehow "better" than the 1978 version: This is pure insanity and TMS can no longer be trusted on anything, how can they even be trusted to know about cricket, do they have no TASTE

[royalnavyart]

... Our prayers are not being answered ...

[moe-broey]

SLIGHTLY. CHANGING MY ASKR TIMELINE HCS so that Alfonse was 18/19 when joining the Order. Which would have made Sharena a Teen teen when joining, following after him.

LIKE.... I was REALLY attached to the idea that Alfonse waited for her, before going. Kind of like what my older sisters did, where one put off going to college for a year or so to wait for the other so they could go together. It's just such a sweet gesture from an older sibling.... and something I can 100% see Alfonse doing.

But I'm ALSO considering. The idea of Alfonse being so stressed and restless and unhappy (though he can't place Why) that he just needs to leave Immediately. And Sharena, not about to be left behind, follows him (Unsure if it was planned between them, or an impulse decision they both made when Sharena Realized what Alfonse was about to do, or if she LITERALLY stowed away about it against his will But she's here now. And it's clear she intends to Stay. So. It may be wiser to keep her at my side, to ensure she doesn't run into any trouble....) (ALSO THE IDEA. THAT ON A SUBCONSCIOUS LEVEL. Alfonse Knows he can't leave her There. He couldn't tell you Why. But he can't leave her with.... leave her, in that lonely, secluded, isolated place.)

WHICH. WHICH. REGARDLESS OF HOW IT PLAYED OUT. The Implications here go CRAZY. How Alfonse is exclusively to blame for Sharena's decision she made herself. How Sharena is invalidated and neglected, so much so that their parents just. Let her do that. As young as 16, if I'm placing them to be maybe two years apart. Also how that WOULD have made her a child soldier. Not as severe as Anna's and even Bruno's case (all hc territory there) but like. The idea that Sharena experienced Enough bare minimum stability to get her by. The fact that she was so emotionally neglected that she'd choose this, anyway. And it would be Freedom for her. Epitome of "I didn't have it As Bad as my peers/loved ones, but...."

[ask-alf-oddworld]

So dont tell him, but I think that Alf fella doesnt realize how prissy and fru fru runnin' a little tea house makes him look. Talk about clueless! Between you n me, he could stand to lift some weights.

[a-fast-rebloger]

All is Fair: Chapter 3 - Hands Grasp at Her

She wishes she could say she is terribly surprised, but she has been warned countless times. She is a public figure, after all, and these things happen in times of turmoil. No matter, it is now a reality she must contend with, and Oz be damned if she doesn’t take advantage of it. or Glinda gets kidnapped. The consequences are both incredibly private and intensely public.