#longestconofall

[venusofrapturearchived]

[*slides my URL with a $10*]

* (  send me your URL and i’ll post 3-5 ICONS that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours. )

consistently: concerned? afraid?

[diemuttergans-blog]

actual footage of @longestconofall fucking up rapture

[realitv]

longestconofall replied to your post: hey uh no offense but i’d DIE for @diemuttergans

LET’S START A FANCLUB

WE’LL WEAR MATCHING LEATHER JACKETS THAT READ “I WOULD DIE FOR MISSA” 

[aceinthehcle]

thank you all so much ☺️☺️

[subjectwyk--archived]

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MY CHARACTER'S DRUNKEN OPINION OF YOURS

The bottle hit the wall, smashing into a rain of splintered glass followed by a burst of blue-hot fire. 

“That... fuckin’ fucker fuck!” Jack screamed, another bottle hitting the wall. “I hope he’s fuckin’njoying being DEAD!” The stuffed bear at the top of the stairs caught fire. “I HATE him! I hate him I hate ‘im I hate hate hate... HATE him. ... A lot. A whole a whole butch’a’lot. The most. The... very m-most. Of... of ALL of... the everybody! All of um. The most......”

The young man rubbed his eyes a moment. 

“I.. I’d trusted him. I trusted... Atlas. An’... And Frank... KILLED ‘im. By.. by being the most worst. Ever.”

[fxlsebrother-blog]

@longestconofall replied to your post: I’m the prettier version of Fontaine. With more...

EXCUSE YOU. I’M BEAUTIFUL.

“Where?” 

[venusofrapturearchived]

[me? :3 (I haven't exactly been around and you totally don't have to!!) ]

SEND ME A URL AND I’LL RECORD MY VOICE SAYING THE URL ALONG WITH WHAT I THINK OF THEM / ACCEPTING

Can you tell how tired I am? Because I can.

[ears-off]

💋 [and one for Andrei. ^^]

Send “💋” For a gif of how my muse would KISS yours.

@greatchainofrapture

[aquickdisguise-archived]

Frank and Illya, for shits and giggles

@longestconofall

Name: Vera Fontaine

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Vera has dark hair and brilliant blue eyes. She’s slender.

Personality: Vera has a quick wit and can read people as easily as most can read a sentence. She tries to steer clear of manipulation though she slips now and again. She has rigid morals which leave her wanting to reform both of her fathers for various reasons.

Special Talents: She’s PAINFULLY perceptive, sometimes knowing what someone is thinking or feeling before they are consciously aware of it. She was taught how to shoot a gun well and how to pick locks. She’s a half-decent fist fighter and an alright acrobat. Her fathers fought one another through teaching her, a thing she both resents and is grateful for. 

Who they like better: Illya 

Who they take after more: Illya

Personal Head canon: Vera’s morals are very rigid to the point that even the few things Illya does in pursuit of the greater good is too much. As such, neither of her fathers really are her favorite, but one has morals and the other she thinks may need mental help. Despite how much she clings to her moral compass Vera very well might have some mild empathy issues. She believes what she believes unyielding, but frequently she couldn’t say why nor how it should/would affect someone and why she would bother to care.

Face Claim:  Kaya Scodelario

[subjectwyk--archived]

Ⓐ [*troll*]

(I’m gonna do it as Jack for Atlas (even after he knows it’s Frank). Send again if you want for just Frank

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[ears-off]

@longestconofall

“ I detest your kind, 

    I’d very much appreciate it if you did not disturb me.

              Now I’ve LOST my muse.”

 Raged the youth, snarling in the process. 

  Toe to toe with the other male.

            His emotions consumed him- 

  That he did not fully register how much larger this other person was.                           Compared to him at 5′’7′ and lean. 

[aquickdisguise-archived]

“Date?”

Send me “Date?” and i’ll answer…

Who asks for it:

[ X ] Your muse asks mine

[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[ ] Platonic Date

[ X ] Romantic Date

[ ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ X ] Movies  • [ ] Romantic Comedy  • [ ] Adventure Movie  • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)  • [ X ] Horror  • [ ] Drama  • [ ] Buddy Movie  • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ X ] Restaurant  • [ X ] Expensive/High Class  • [ ] Small and familiar  • [ ] Fast Food

[ ] Nature • [ ] Beach • [ ] Park • [ ] Forest     • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[ ] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home • [ ] Watching movies • [ ] Playing Video Games • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ X ] …a kiss

[ X ] …in bed -Illya will avoid this if possible but… -shrugs-

[ ] …knowing each other better

[ ] …sleepover between friends

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] ___ (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[ X ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

[aceinthehcle]

Frank is 6'. FITE ME. XD

frank was the easiest boss battle ever jack will def fight him again even if he’s short ;))

[diemuttergans-blog]

longestconofall liked your post:help I made a mistake rewatching J&H and now I...

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