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happy 1 year <3
#take me back to the highest point of 2020#the time when i got max serotonin#despite being in too deep with high cortisol levels#i get goosebumps even to this day when no shame starts playing...the power these 14 sec clips hold#my first 5sos album release fuckaskjhgjk#ugh shut up 🤡#lol @ nish stfu#nish bs#5sos
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hey bic pls write about how annoyingly loveable monoma is-- please we need that teasing, the affectionate bullying yes i am obsessed with him feed into my addiction ty luv x
my bitch baby nish 😤😤 I gotchu we do be switching it up though Monoma huh?
first things first, if you're shorter than him ur an arm rest that's it- fuck even if ur like a cm shorter than him he'll still go out of the way to rest his arm on u even if he looks awkward bc seeing u literally glowering at him makes him laugh (smh stfu and just say you find them cute)
omggg he'd get you something as a smol gift and it'd be super cute but play it off as something else ok for example he got you your favourite snack when he went to the store and he came back and threw it at ur head don't come at me he'd do this and be like lol here u can thank me later, and ur like why wouldn't I thank u now smh?? thank u *kith on his cheek* and he just short circuits like ❌👄❌ "uhhhh I only got it because it was cheaper than usual" sigh
oh god it took the class a long time to get used to yall being together like platonically or romantically bc yall insult each other sm?? like are they joking or do we need to step in... yeah you're both kidding he finds you hot when you can match his pace tbh.
"hey y/n, you're looking incredibly ugly today~" "you don't look too good yourself bby, did you even wash your face? crusty bitch 😔✌��"
❤️bully each other lovingly❤️
affection wise he'd try act super casual and for the most part he'd succeed, just an arm around your waist in public or his hand in urs whilst ur literally at each others throats arguing <333
in private I'd like to think he shuts up long enough to let you nap on him, he'll just sit there on his phone with you on his chest or lap and he's very soft with u when u first wake up 😔
in conclusion, soft, very whipped for you, find you hot when u insult him and yall have a great relationship pls its just fake arguments and cuddles <3
#monoma soft hours#soft hours.☕︎#nish making me provide yall with Monoma content even though I'm gonna bash him in the gc later 🤪🤪
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fave 60 year old <3
#the fact that he can't pick on ashton anymore bc 🤡#lol @ nish stfu#happy birthday calum hood#the golden#bby boy#calum hood#5sos#nish bs#ps moose in the thumbnail i- 🥺
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i be imagining, ash
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CALUM!???
#this is a joke and so am i#psa before one of u comes at my throat#lol @ nish stfu#i'll see myself out#just ✨wishful thinking✨#nish bs#calum hood#5sos
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alexa, play what's my age again for this 3000 year old f*ck <3
#im gonna fuck off in a bit but it's 12am in LA#he officially 25 now and i gotta 🤡#lol @ nish stfu#happy birthday calum hood#the golden#bby boy#calum hood#5sos
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no because it's the way people stopped talking about the michael and luke guitar battle in castaway
#ashton's out here stirring it up again#go away @ ash let me vegetate in peace#nish bs#what's not bs is that fucking song#anyway ashton back out here with his daily shenanigans love that for him#whys that a tag#lol @ nish stfu#5sos
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some people be getting brave talking crap about who do you love every chance they get but then it's time for calum's verse and they don't know what to do with themselves
#hi it's me. i'm some people#i have praised that thing way too much on this blog#but no regrets#also that vevo version#also the wwjt version#also ashton's drum cover#also calum hood nailing that verse every single time#also i need to stfu#nish bs#calum hood#5sos#all of this is bc i revisited it#the acoustic one 🥺#ugh gosh shut up lol
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and now im thinking about calum singing tequila in his maine t-shirt. tagging dan and shay and then deleting the story :)
#:)#lol @ nish stfu#wish i were around back then to clown 🙂#ugh anyway#nish bs#the thought of a country album tho#imagine the chaos#😌🤡👍🏽#calum hood#5sos
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whenever there's new calum content i feel so uncomfortable reading the stuff that i get to read, especially on platforms where people tag and say all those things
#i mean the balls it must take to tag and say all that#this may sound prudish but kids today do be too ballsy 🤡#given how uncomfortable the boys themselves are with all that#lol @ nish stfu#calum hood#5sos
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it's february, bitches! i'll be accepting gifts all month in the form of calum content and a 5sos5 single ONLY. thank you! <3
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the only good thing about that cringe as fuck interview is no longer on youtube???
#whyd they do that#whys it private#smfh#nish bs#im down the teeth rabbit hole#she used to be my thin white lies when i was new to them lmao the obsession!!!!#lol @ nish stfu#5sos
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