#lol @ nish stfu

[tekweela]

happy 1 year <3

[katsuriin]

hey bic pls write about how annoyingly loveable monoma is-- please we need that teasing, the affectionate bullying yes i am obsessed with him feed into my addiction ty luv x

my bitch baby nish 😤😤 I gotchu we do be switching it up though Monoma huh?

first things first, if you're shorter than him ur an arm rest that's it- fuck even if ur like a cm shorter than him he'll still go out of the way to rest his arm on u even if he looks awkward bc seeing u literally glowering at him makes him laugh (smh stfu and just say you find them cute)

omggg he'd get you something as a smol gift and it'd be super cute but play it off as something else ok for example he got you your favourite snack when he went to the store and he came back and threw it at ur head don't come at me he'd do this and be like lol here u can thank me later, and ur like why wouldn't I thank u now smh?? thank u *kith on his cheek* and he just short circuits like ❌👄❌ "uhhhh I only got it because it was cheaper than usual" sigh

oh god it took the class a long time to get used to yall being together like platonically or romantically bc yall insult each other sm?? like are they joking or do we need to step in... yeah you're both kidding he finds you hot when you can match his pace tbh.

"hey y/n, you're looking incredibly ugly today~" "you don't look too good yourself bby, did you even wash your face? crusty bitch 😔✌️"

❤️bully each other lovingly❤️

affection wise he'd try act super casual and for the most part he'd succeed, just an arm around your waist in public or his hand in urs whilst ur literally at each others throats arguing <333

in private I'd like to think he shuts up long enough to let you nap on him, he'll just sit there on his phone with you on his chest or lap and he's very soft with u when u first wake up 😔

in conclusion, soft, very whipped for you, find you hot when u insult him and yall have a great relationship pls its just fake arguments and cuddles <3

[tekweela]

fave 60 year old <3

[tekweela]

i be imagining, ash

[tekweela]

CALUM!???

[tekweela]

alexa, play what's my age again for this 3000 year old f*ck <3

[tekweela]

no because it's the way people stopped talking about the michael and luke guitar battle in castaway

[tekweela]

some people be getting brave talking crap about who do you love every chance they get but then it's time for calum's verse and they don't know what to do with themselves

[tekweela]

and now im thinking about calum singing tequila in his maine t-shirt. tagging dan and shay and then deleting the story :)

[tekweela]

whenever there's new calum content i feel so uncomfortable reading the stuff that i get to read, especially on platforms where people tag and say all those things

[tekweela]

it's february, bitches! i'll be accepting gifts all month in the form of calum content and a 5sos5 single ONLY. thank you! <3

[tekweela]

the only good thing about that cringe as fuck interview is no longer on youtube???