#logrimmons

[ibetittering]

Saw this and my neurons instantly connected

[leonardalphachurch]

For rarepair week could you do a little snippet on Locus and Grif?

- @skateboard-theta

okay im mixing these two together. heres the sloppy makeouts:

i imagine my thoughts on logrif are pretty typical. locus desperately need someone whos, like. normal. and out of the whole cast grif is probably the most normal. which i think says more about the rest of the cast than grif. giving grif high strung ex mercenaries that he can make smoke weed and play mario kart should be a national past time. and as much as locus hated it he NEEDS to be around yappers. he needs the extrovert whos going to take him under his wing and go "okay no more sulking alone lets hang out". which is donut. but in second place for that is grif! and the hanging out that grif wants to do is infinitely more appealing to locus than anything donut or felix would. theyre just chilling and watching movies and grif is yelling at the screen. its familiar but its different. i think we can get locus to associate the color orange with something new.

oh and also simmons is there. simmons being there is so funny bc he never ever would vibe with locus but theyre both theyre for grif and so its like. yeah hes terrified but he just realized that he loves grif forever and never wants to lose him so he guesses if grif adopted this terrifying space pirate hell? learn? to be okay with it? and the thing is with all grif ships you need to be okay with simmons being there even if not in a romantic capacity and honestly i think locus would really appreciate the fact that theres very little pressure on him to be engaging when the three of them hang out. like grif was already so low pressure but he does get restless if hes not being given his enrichment of having stupid arguments and i think ppl directly arguing with locus would stress him out, even if its over something completely meaningless. but when simmons is there grif puts most of his attention onto simmons and simmons onto grif so locus can just parallel play with them

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 3, Part 2, Poll 5

[autisdicksimmons]

Okay so turns out I’m not done talking and I reached the tag limit ANYWAY

(TLDR— Donut comes back to Iris after a while and everyone is happy also logrimmons happened but that’s less important and Sarge and Caboose learned to bake together )

And Donut is like OKAY more time for long stories later LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING and they actually listen to him and only interrupt occasionally bc none at all is too much to ask of them and Caboose and Sarge’s food is actually edible?!? And everyone at once is like NOW. It is NOW. And Sarge is like “it wasn’t that—“ and Caboose just says “It gave me an upset stomach.” And they all just. Look at donut and let that sink in. Because that kid drank GASOLINE and was FINE SO THAT’S SAYIN SOMETHING and donut just. Nods like OKAYYYYY and goes on with whatever he was saying

And yeah, they’re still annoying. But they’re family, ya know?

Also there’s no rest for Grif, Simmons, or Locus (he thought he might escape the grilling bc of scary ex-mercenary privileges but donut s donut if he wasn’t scared of the meta he’s not scared of you) until Donut gets the TEA with ALL THE DETAILS and they joke about wanting him to leave again but it’s obviously a joke and or once? Donut feels at home

[boxonthenile]

Hey I voted Logrimmons too and I think you should definitely nail your 95 theses to the fandom in protest of this injustice

BITCH IM ABOUT TO

[sco07ut]

sorry for not posting any art for like a million years here’s she/he x they docnut + complimentary dyke logrimmons

[cryo-genics]

just realized as a multi-shipper, ive never actually made a list of my top fav RvB ships!!!!

so ima do that now. with very little explanation

TOP FAVS (I WILL DIE FOR THESE)

Grimmons (Grif/Simmons)

Tuckington (Tucker/Washington)

Chex (Church/Texas)

Logrimmons (Grif/Simmons/Locus)

Locix (Locus/Felix [but only as a really stupid toxic relationship where they hate one another but are completely codependent unfortunately] )

Chucker (Church/Tucker)

Chexboose (Church/Texas/Caboose)

Yorklina (York/Carolina)

Mainewash (Maine/Washington)

Docnut (Doc/Donut)

OTHERS I ENJOY (i like these, i can see them/think they're silly)

Traingears (Caboose/Lawrence [yes, it's my oc and not canon and only i ship it, but lemme have this!! they're cute!😡😡])

Simmons/Donut

Washboose (Washington/Caboose)

Poly Blue Team (Tucker/Washington/Caboose)

Wrif / Wrifboose (Washington/Grif /Caboose)

Sarge/Dr. Grey

Tucker/Simmons

Sharknut (Sharkface/Donut)

Temple/Sharkface

Tucknut (Tucker/Donut)

Pastrytrain (Donut/Caboose)

Yorkdakota (York/North) [i also like when it's a polycule with Wash, but Mainewash does take priority]

Florida/Wyoming

Merc Polycule (Locus/Sharkface/Felix/Siris)

Pastrytrain (Caboose/Donut)

Locus/Lopez

i relatively enjoy every ship and tend to be open minded about them all, so if you got any fun ones you wanna throw my way, lemme know 😈😈

[robotnuts]

are there any rvb fics you still think about all the time? like i dont think a week goes by without thinking abt qed and how it def changed me on a molecular level, do you have any fics like that?

oooh good question. the most important fic is at the bottom of this post so just scroll to the final paragraph if you only want one, true recommendation of the only rvb fic that really matters.

QED is fantastic though its more of @shotgunslap's thing than mine. the partner to that is also obviously QoQ, the only rvb fic ive been able to make almost all my friends read. i think about the south/north characterization every day of my life. caboose and carolina mean so much to me, etc etc. thats a pretty easy pick though so im cracking into my ao3 bookmarks to look for more niche picks.

i know there was actually a lot of rvb fic that was just posted to tumblr that i think ive gone back and tried to reblog at some points but i never organized it, i should have archived it, people who wrote good femslash and rvb women liked to just post it under a readmore on their tumblrlog and you have to go digging through decades old tags to find it now

okay. the big one i actually do still think about all the time forever and ever is saltsanford's stuff about epsilon/wash's relationship. this is the big one i still think about that centers on their backstory, but also, put my guns in the ground, which is one of the Big fandom tuckington longfics, also has such good washpilon stuff in it and they're so fucking juicy. when tucker asks wash how many times he's broken his ribs and he says four and epsilon says "actually it was five" before realizing How Bad of a Move that would be. Hello? Hello?????? i want them to be forced to reimplant and have weird mind brain trauma sex SO BAD sorry im normal. this is another one that takes place during/after the chorus era

on the spectrum of fics that i actually dont yet feel ashamed reccomending, primtheamazing, who wrote QoQ, also wrote some other good stuff. i am a HUGE fan of this fusion fic, the punchline to the tucker/caboose fusion is HYSTERICAL. this one where grif forgets who simmons is due to temple shennanigans and flirts with him is also very like. trope-y but i like that shit so this goes here too

ok. now onto the stuff that it is actively embarrassing for me to be recommending. but. prim's logrimmons fic is hysterical and was the stepping stone to creating the lolixgrimmons mind palaces with my friends so its worth it just for that. but also its really fucking funny. so is the one where locus has to listen to them have sex and gets himself caught

the truly embarrassing one for me to have here is the piece of softboy grimmons content i participate in. sadly i do enjoy s15 content sometimes for the softboy grif sensitive emotions exploration i will admit to being a hypocrite there and i really liked that one and reread it frequently (just realized this is written by the QED person so! you might already know of it)

and then finally. the most important red vs blue fanfiction of all time, guns are for shooting. it has it all. sarge. washington. sarge again. kismesisitude. grif and simmons acting like rosencrantz and guildenstern (are dead). locus being invisible and getting caught by lopez with a bag of flour. it's written by the person who wrote QED. You want to read it right now. Read it right now. READ IT RIGHT N

wait no the cute bit about sarge declaring war on gravity and upending a bag of flour onto lopez isnt in guns for shooting. what fic is that from

[sharkface]

fav and least fav ship from ur fav show

This is going to shock some people but even though Im a known Tuckington warrior Grimmons and Logrimmons are peak RVB to me. The gaybait that outlasted Destiel if it also inexplicably went poly. Least favorite Ummmm aside from anything that pairs Carolina with a man and my personal vendetta against REDACTED (iykyk) for reasons that arent even that it sucks or that I dont see it. Sorry guys I dont like Mainewash and I think other people only like it for the meta angst potential and because they think mr washington is a twinky bottom. Its just very two guys standing next to each other. Its boring.

[panther-os]

My @redvsbluesecretsanta project for @tigereyes45! You asked for Grimmons, a Star Wars AU, a past that Sarge is trying to sweep under the rug, Logrimmons, and Red Team shenanigans. I think I hit everything on the list, hopefully you enjoy!

[juneausol]

logrimmons having a gay little sleepover <3

[grimmons-owns-myass]

my @redvsbluesecretsanta present for @mindventilati0n ! 

[leonardalphachurch]

eeeek day 7 already!!

logrimmons (locus, grif, simmons), texsis (tex, kai), locpez (locus, lopez), or wash and epsilon (either romantic or platonic) please!

(i would love to give you a shitty drawing/writing in return smiles)

-skateboard-theta

i talk all the time about texsis and have already drawn them making out sloppy so im skipping that and for epsiwash well. i will draw them making out sloppy style for you but i feel like these two are also smth thats on my mind enough i dont need this event to talk about it

okay i decided to put logrimmons and logrif together in another ask. so this post is going to be just locpez

i think thats the first time ive ever drawn lopez. anyway

okay i said grif was the most normal person in the logrif thing and thats true but in terms of personality lopez is the most "im literally just standing here". also i just realized i never talked about what grif saw in locus. well. have you seen locus. next question. anyway i LOVE the locpez revolution lately. i think theres obviously a lot to be said about them both being latino and so thoroughly dehumanized but i think theres ppl more qualified to talk about that than me lmao. in terms of the dehumanization tho i think the way that lopez at no point ever expresses a desire to be "human" and yet still doesnt even for a second doubt his own personhood would be SUCH a good contrast to locus' whole thing. like while i do think lopez actually has an incredible amount of empathy and compassion hes also kind of a dick so while he would understand locus being Like That hed also be kind of like. well thats fucking stupid youre clearly not a weapon youre a person. ive literally dated a weapon and guess what? she was also a person. i also think obviously lopez would appreciate having someone around who can understand him but thats also like... like clearly something drew locus to felix originally i think he would like how much of a dick lopez is

[rvb-relationship-royale]

RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 1, Part 2, Poll 17

[cyborg-sabi]

I was a @redvsbluesecretsanta pinch hitter for @cc-sketchbook who asked for Logrimmons with a focus on Simmons’ cybernetics! Thanks for being patient and happy belated holidays!!!

[griflocus]

can we please make this the next big ship. can we pl (request from @bandaidbox)