#locke that bitch

[hope-di-angelo]

Ok, you know what scene I still can't recover from?

Locke: Remember when I kissed Jude in the garden?

Cardan: I recall your mouth was on her. But her eyes were on me.

LIKE, woah. The possessiveness practically DRIPPING from his tone. Yes I know that we didn't hear hear it. But let's be honest, we all heard it loud and clear

[teamfemaleledcuckolds]

[harrowedsoup]

I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 

[ladyalexas-sissyhaven]

[perfectbimbomissforyou]

Hmm hmm 🫵🏻

Comment your thoughts hehe

[inklore]

come for me if you must but colin and penelope’s first kiss was way more hard hitting than any of the other kisses in bridgerton. it wasn’t fast and wild or trying to prove something. it was slow. gentle. a friend helping out another friend with just a simple peck that could have ended there. but no they pulled back and looked at each other and got lost in with another and kissed again. deepened it. both acting as if it would be the only and last time. colin panting into her mouth. his fingers on her cheek. we have been waiting to see this kiss for two seasons. eighteen episodes. penelope has been waiting for this kiss since they were kids. like!! their kiss holds so much more meaning!! hits harder!! i’m sorry but nothing can top it.

[redribbonsandblood]

When I say I want long hair this is what I mean

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[moncharrow]

thinking about how it's literally canon that gideon has absolutely perfect fucking biceps that could kill you with one look but lame loser shrimpy thighs

[superdaisypowerhour]

There are two schools of thought on the locked tomb series; there are the people who took tazmuir at her word when she said gideon had a longsword and drew it as such; then there are the people who know what a longsword is and know that the thing gideon swings is at the bare minimum a fucking claymore.

[pinkfemgurl]

What a predicament

H-hey... I don't remember agreeing to this the other night! P-please find the keys...

[cutetanuki-chan]

Ianthe's like so are we doing this

just leading your sister lyctor back to your room in the middle of the night to look at the body under your bed

[theriverbeyond]

the problem with griddlehark is that Gideon desperately wants to be a well used chewtoy but Harrow has carefully put her up on the shelf like she is a limited edition funko pop still in the box

[teamfemaleledcuckolds]

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[the-superior-goddess-sadie]

Do you want to get locked up in chastity cage by me to make me happy little cunt??

Dm me now if you love to get locked up in chastity cage for me

[zhenik]

Please reblog and share this, so anybody can see and abuse it.

I really mean it.

I'll answer any chat in my DM'S honestly and as soon as I can.

Please help me improve as the pathetic beta loser that I am !

Humiliate and degrade me.

Dehuminize me.

Ask me embarrassing questions.

Insult me ...

My brain needs it regularly to keep it where it belongs.

Pussy-Free, orgasm denied beta lifestyle for the rest of my life !