#lock/encato universe ✨

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Dad eren with teenage daughter who’s hailey, cassie is lily, aran is alex (ezria decided to stay home) (0:32) eren having a panic attack knowing this day would come but still wasn’t ready for it

if lock!eren has a teenage daughter, she would always be butting heads with aran. she's closest with ezra given that she's his twin sister. eren always gets a near heart attack when his sweet little girl does things that gives the implication that she's slipping away from his fingers. i can't help but make this into a scenario, good Lord. here you go, love! < enjoy 3

[at the time i finished this]: this took longer than i anticipated :> i have so many schoolwork because we're nearing our finals. this explains why i spend less time here now :< i can't seem to find the time to write these days and it's making me sad.

aversion? — set in the lock universe where eren and reader has a teenage daughter

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"This sucks," Eileen Jaeger grumbles in the backseat of the car, huffing away her hair that she inherited from you. She's squished in with her little brothers, both of which pull on her sanity every single day of her life. She adores Caspian simply because he has this baby face that he never lost even at thirteen. However, the bane of her existence comes in the form of Aran, the cheeky bastard who's the second mother of the family when you're out for the day. Eileen crosses her arms on her chest while leaning forward to place her face in the middle of the front seats. "Dad, are you sure you really convinced Ezra to come with us?"

Eren looks up to the rearview mirror and meets his daughter's eyes. She takes after you --- it's almost like he's looking at a younger you that he met when he was in high school. Imagine his elation when you gave birth to two precious babies, both of which had no shed of him on their features. Ever since you announced your pregnancy, he always hoped the baby would be your carbon copy. Both Ezra and Eileen are blessings that you bestowed him, with one of them requesting to be left alone back home because of exam revisions (something that Eileen should be doing instead of accompanying her brothers to the shopping district). "Yeah, I did, sweetie," Eren answers while turning back to the road. "He's busy studying for his exams."

"Which you should be doing," Aran casually states from the other side of the back seat.

"Do you even know how to have fun, Ran?" Eileen shots back.

"No need to get all worked up," the younger boy raised his hands. "I'm just saying that you need to sort out your priorities straight."

"Dad, I think we should drop Aran in the funhouse since he went past the stage of having a childhood, unlike Caspian."

Caspian leans back in his seat. "Hey, don't drag me into this."

"Dad will kill me if I say this to you but we all know which stage you're going to be standing on if you keep this up."

"Hey, at least I have the body for it---"

"So, you agree? You're going to end up in a stripping---"

"Oh, shut up!"

"Okay, okay, okay," Eren voices out from the driver's seat. "This dispute you two have should be postponed for the rest of the day. Do I make myself clear?" When his kids don't answer, Eren peers through the rearview mirror with slightly narrowed eyes. "Do I make myself clear?" He doesn't know how you do this when he's not home.

"Yes, Dad." Both Eileen and Aran mutter back.

"Good. Because God knows what your mother would do to me if we go back home from this impromptu trip with you still fighting." The brown-haired man shudders at the image of you staring at him from across the counter island with a spatula in hand, with half of your children throwing daggers back and forth in the background. The shopping district is then in view and Eren is craning his neck to catch a free spot in the expansive parking lot. With the vehicle parked, he turns around to his three angelic children who don varying faces of excitement. Eileen is pursing her lips while side-eyeing the window, Aran is humming something under his breath, and Caspian leans forward to match Eren's wide-eyed stare. "Alright, my offspring, how about some lunch? The food court is calling me."

"The food court?" Eileen scrunches her face. "Dad, there are restaurants in the district that don't smell like a boys' locker room."

Eren slowly shifts his head to his only daughter. "How do you know what a boys' locker room smells like---?"

"I actually like the food court," Caspian conveniently slides into the conversation.

"See!" The oldest Jaeger in the car cheers, his emerald eyes shining with glee. "Cassie likes the food court. So, how about it, huh? Come on, we shouldn't deprive ourselves just because of Leen's aversion t--"

Aran cackles.

Eren looks like he received the news that you're pregnant with twins again.

When nobody laughs along with him, Aran glances at Eileen who's pleading for him to stop opening his mouth. He shoots her an apologetic look but she simply gives him her back, opting to stare out the window with a regretful air around her. "Never m-mind," Aran tries to defuse the tension but judging from the blank yet hooded reaction from their father, he knows he fucked up. Ezra doesn't even know that Eileen already lost her virginity (such a funny concept, Aran thinks) and he's her twin. It just brought out when Eileen came home in the earliest of mornings while Aran was preparing breakfast, with the girl looking like she spent the night with a raccoon (her boyfriend looks like one anyway). She made him promise that he would never voice this out to anyone else. Now, Aran wants nothing more than to disappear, especially when Eren meets his gaze. He hastily looks down because his father looks like he's ready to burn everything to the ground while having an internal meltdown. "F-Forget I said anything."

But the damage is done. The car is silent, tension palpable that Caspian is starting to fiddle with his shirt's collar. It stays that way until the family reaches the doll store. It's their first stop since Mikasa and Sasha requested for them to bring their daughter's broken one, hoping to get it fixed before the baby realizes it's gone.

Eren remains brooding as they enter the store, his goddaughter's broken doll embraced close to his chest. Some mothers pull their children away from him, his long hair, small tattoos, and stud earrings not helping how people see him at the moment. The three Jaeger kids slowly follow their father, who's making a beeline toward the doctor's room. Aran purses his lips with wide eyes, Eileen is about to cry, and Caspian grimaces at the current situation.

"Why would you react like that?" Eileen whirls to Aran. "You know how he is with this stuff!"

Aran turns to his older sister. Even at her shorter height, her anger always spooks him. It doesn't help that she looks like you. "I'm sorry! It just came out of me. You're not gonna lie --- it is funny!" He points at her.

Eileen looks offended. "No, it's not." She pauses, her face becoming more distraught at the thought that she disappointed her dad. "No, it's not! Nobody knows about this except you and I want it to stay that way until I leave for college. Mom has a suspicion, though, but I know she won't tell Dad about any of this."

"Stop panicking, Leen," Aran sighs out, his hands on his hips. "Dad won't think too much about my reaction."

"I highly doubt that," Caspian voices out. "Remember the time he caught me trying to buy that expensive soccer equipment on his laptop?" He receives looks of expectation from both of his older siblings. "He didn't believe my excuse of watching porn so he dug into his history until he found it. That man," he nodded his head towards Eren, "is one heck of an overthinker." Caspian shrugs. "Just saying." Then, he separates from the two towards the sports aisle of the doll store.

The two watch their baby brother pick up a male doll dressed as a soccer player with an impressed face. Aran shakes his head, leaving Caspian be, before facing his sister. "Leen, I doubt Dad will look deeper into this."

"Okay," Eren appears behind his kids, who jump an inch in the air at the sound of his drawling voice. "The doll is with the doctor right now. They're going to run some tests and they'll call us when it's married." All of Aran's self-convincing dissipate in thin air. Eileen freezes at the contained heavy breathing her father is doing since they entered the shopping district. "I mean, ready. They'll call us when she's ready. Ready. Such a funny word. Funny how people nowadays just claim they're completely ready. I thought it would take them years to realize they're ready but I guess I was wrong. Wrong and naive." Eileen and Aran don't dare exchange glances for fear of Eren sniffing out that maybe his second son has an inkling of his beloved daughter's predicament. "If you two will excuse me, I'll be making an important call."

The moment he walks out of the sliding doors of the store, Aran and Eileen share a relieved sigh.

"Important call? I bet it's Mom," Aran states.

Eileen groans. "Oh, great!"

Outside, Eren loses his blank facade. He puts his phone in his ear, the other side of the call already ringing. At the sound of the call picking up, he runs his hand through his hair, messing up his bun. "Honey," he all but breathed out.

You furrow your brows at your end of the call. Today is a busy day in the city hall and having your husband ring your desk telephone in the middle of it makes you straighten in your office. "Hey, honey, is something wrong? I didn't expect you to call at this hour." You look at the wall clock.

"Am I interrupting your work?" Eren asks.

"No, no. It's perfect timing actually. Uh, I just got out of a meeting." You meet eyes with your assistant outside of your office. Falco gestures to his desk, where a pile of files containing today's renovations around the city rests. You bit your lip to prevent a sigh from coming out. You point at the phone in your ear, hoping that the young man understands that you're talking to someone important. Falco nods, mouthing that you have ten minutes before you are needed by Darius Zackly. "You were saying, honey?"

Eren puts his free arm on his chest. "Do you know anything about Eileen?"

"What? Did something happen to her?"

"Does she talk to you about certain things?"

"Ren, please say it outright."

Eren ignores your request. "You know, about what goes on in her relationship with that raccoon-looking boy?"

"Oh, you mean with her boyfriend? Sometimes, yeah."

"And in those sometimes, did she mention anything about being ready?"

"Ren, what is this about?" Your tone is soft and Eren thanks you for it.

"You know how she never talks to me about anything ever since she started high school. I just," Eren sighs, "I just want to be a safe space for her to talk about everything and anything. Like how she is with you. It sucks that I'm always thrown in the dark when it comes to this stuff. I won't be mad at her, I hope she knows that. I want to be the cool dad who's chill enough to be okay with this." He trails off.

You smile. "But?"

"But I can't help but feel like she's growing up too fast."

"Yeah, I know, honey. To be honest, Leen didn't talk to me about it."

"What?"

"Mhm. I'm waiting for her to be comfortable enough to let us know. I had my suspicions and you confirmed it. Ren?"

"Yeah, baby?"

"Just because this happened to her, it doesn't mean she changed. She's still our Eileen, Ren. Now, promise me that you won't say something that can hurt her."

Eren softens, his shoulders losing the tension. "I promise, honey. I love you."

He's pretty sure you're looking down with a small smile that reaches your eyes, one that paints your irises in little stars. "I love you, Ren." It gives him butterflies. He can't help but grin at those three little words that became a daily exchange between you two, so frequent yet still holds the same intensity of feelings that only solidified now that you have a family with him. If this was during college, nobody would catch the two of you throwing that phrase casually. You two (most specifically you) believe that it's too big of a deal.

With his day shifting brighter after his call with you, Eren saunters the store with animated steps and a small grin that crinkles his eyes. He spots his two sons conversing at a tea party table in front of the huge window overlooking the floor of the store. He raises his eyebrows when he sees that Caspian is holding a doll while Aran picks out a couple of sports uniforms from a portable drawer. Despite the rare sight, Eren's grin broadens, warmth tingling his chest. He walks towards the doctor's room where he left the broken doll, stopping beside Eileen, who took the role of listening to the doctor while Eren made the call.

"So, what's the prognosis, doc?"

The doctor jumps at his sudden appearance. The man's eyes widened at Eren's height, a good five inches over the top of the pretend doctor's head. "Oh, you must be the one who dropped her here. Well, as I was saying to this young lady here," he nods at Eileen, "we can fix most of Sina's broken arm but she may never gain full mobility around the joints because the company doesn't make those parts anymore."

"That's pretty good, right? She'll look exactly the same, no one will know," Eileen states with a shrug of her shoulders.

Eren slightly pouts. "I'll know."

If you're here right now, you would have glared at him until he apologized for the unnecessary comment and for brewing another argument.

The doctor shifts in his seat. "Uh---"

"I'm saying that I like her the way she was, she's the sweetest girl I've ever cared for since she appeared." Silence. Eren hastily adds, "When I saw her out of her packaging, that is."

Eileen takes a deep breath. "Dad, she's still the sweetest girl you've ever cared for."

"No, she's..." He remembers your words. "I'm sorry, doc, but I'm still processing the news." Eren narrows his eyes, though not in a threatening manner. "Can we get a little privacy while we talk about the possible solutions that can cure the damage to this little girl?"

The doctor blinks. "Oh, sure." He stands up and points at the next room. "I have to deliver bad news to a kid over there anyway. Might as well do it now instead of pushing it back."

Now that the father-daughter duo has been left alone, Eren faces Eileen. He stuffs his hands inside his pockets instead of crossing them on his chest. "Listen, Leen," he starts, his voice cracking a little. Eren clears his throat while his mind runs a hundred different sentences to assure his only daughter. He lays out the facts: Eileen is almost of legal age and he claims he's a cool parent that rivals you in any aspect of the kids' lives. He thinks of saying that sex is a part of everyone's growth. He's ready to tell her that he's there if ever something goes wrong. Instead of voicing out the very essence of what he's thinking, Eren says, "This might probably be for a little while. Why don't you check on the food court and see if they have empty tables that can fit us four."

Eren is an idiot.

Eileen feels like all air has been sucked out of her lungs. "Oh." She looks down, her fingers wringing the sleeves of her cardigan. "O-Okay, Dad."

Eren purses his lips. "Okay, kiddo."

She turns away, only to come back a second later to ask, "Dad, do you want a booth or a regular table?"

The brunet releases a breath. His entire demeanor softens. "Whatever is right for you, sweetie. I trust your decisions and I trust you." He opens his arms. He doesn't even have to beckon her because his little girl, the sweetest that he ever cared for since she appeared in his life, immediately buries herself in his embrace. Eren feels her nuzzle deeper in his chest. It takes everything in him not to burst into tears. Instead, he inhales the familiar shampoo you always buy for her --- watermelon and something floral. Eren kisses the top of his daughter's head, contented that his bond with her becomes tauter than it already is.

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"Hey, Dad," Caspian calls out to Eren while they're waiting for the doll.

Eileen and Aran left to get a free spot in one of the family restaurants around the shopping districts, the former's request was approved because Eren felt the need to be sentimental.

The tall brunet looks at his youngest and down to the doll in his hands. "Yeah, Cassie?"

"Can I get this doll?" He carefully lifts the doll for his father to see. He knows this requires a double take --- a thirteen-year-old boy who wants to buy a doll. Caspian watches as Eren uncrosses his arms and tucks them into his pockets. "Uh, he is an all-around kid who likes all kinds of sports. You see, his kit has free ten sports outfits, all of them I play since elementary. I want to buy this doll because if I feel like playing another sport this school year other than soccer, I can just change his clothes. Like a mood tracker but for my hobby. I don't know if you understand me but---" The youngest Jaeger stops when Eren wraps his arms around his smaller figure. "Dad?" His voice is muffled.

"Yes, Cassie," Eren nods, kissing his son's head. "You can get that doll, you can even get more outfits for him if you want."

"... Dad, one additional outfit costs seventy-five dollars."

"You can get that doll and his free outfits."

Caspian laughs. "Thanks, Dad. You're so cool."

Eren sways Caspian to an imaginary tune, relishing in the happiness he got because of this trip.

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You know those “their kids ask why you call them daddy” scenarios, well imagine if in the lock universe they had a daughter (let’s say like 3-4) and it’s breakfast time so when eren comes downstairs from his slumber while the boys are in the living room (playing x box or something) d/n runs up to him “daddy!” she squeals holding up her arms as a signal to hold her, and dad!eren smiles picking her up and kissing her chubby cheeks, then d/n asks rather blankly “daddy is mommy your baby too?” and eren says grinning to the point his dimples are showing. “of course, she’s been my baby before you were” and gives you a semi hungry loving gaze when you turn around, satisfied with his answer; and it’s just a sweet warm moment (not counting caspein gagging in the background trying not to vomit at his parents sudden affection) and then she says in the most innocent way possible “ohh so that’s why mommy calls you daddy at night~” and giggles as a sign of relief finally having an answer to her curiosity when she woke up in the middle of the night from a nightmare debating to either go to her elder brothers room (probably ezria’s) or yours seeking comfort, then finally decided on heading to your room and was about to knock but kept hearing faint chanting of your voice saying the words “daddy faster” confused, decided just to go back to her room *end of flashback* and you and eren just look at each other then look at the couch knowing that’s where your children most liking over heard there sisters all but innocent comment. watching ezria choking on his coke trying to catch his breath controller long forgotten, caspain getting up and yelling in a cracky voice looking in your direction “WHAT THE FUCK DAD WERE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN” then sped past them running out of the house crying having flashbacks on how his precious little sister was conceived *cue dramatic classical music* and aran just giving up hope on not hearing/witnessing his parents sex life anymore and not even reacting just sitting their continuing to read his book (secretly dying on the inside)

(It’s like 3:33am and I’ve been studying for the past 4 hours and, yes this just randomly occurred to me, might go anon💀)

oh my gosh, love, you need to rest :(( the best way to retain information during revisions is to get enough rest. now, we don't want you going through the day in exhaustion 😤

nonetheless, this scenario is hilarious holy shit hhhfjfj

lock!eren and reader's baby girl would be the cutest little human being to ever exist (i've named her eileen in my head), so, when she says that to her parents with the cutest head tilt and emerald irises, eren felt his entire world stop. he already went through the most embarrassing moment of his life — his sons getting a glimpse of his and your sex life — now, he felt shame sinking in because of one innocent question that led to another exposé. almost

immediately, ezra chokes and sputters out his chosen beverage because it went down the wrong pipe. he feels the strongest urge to take his baby sister away from their father and hug her, begging her to forget anything that she heard for many nights now. still in shock, he doesn't notice that caspian paused the game and stands up from the couch. "really?! not the kinks again! thank God i stopped calling you," caspian points at a very red eren jaeger, "daddy when i was in fourth grade!" you try to calm him down but he's still talking about how that certain memory traumatized him to this day. aran, bless his soul, stops reading to rub the bridge of his nose before turning to his younger brother, promising him a tall glass of ice cream sundae if he shuts his mouth. that does the trick. ezra, who finally puts a stop on his trance, stands up and walks to his father. with a blank stare, he gently takes little eileen to his arms and murmurs, "remind us to do some soundproofing in your room as our next birthday gift to you, dad."

a normal day in the jaeger home, i guess. 😭

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RORY UR KAKAMPINK?!?? omg u were hot before now u just became hotter💗🌸😫 i was supposed to be at a rally today but i couldn’t come cause i had to attend a stupid school ceremony ang init dito grabe💀 im rereading your whole masterlist cause so fuckin boring here and knowing modern family was the inspiration for lock??? EUGH IM OBSESSED WITH THAT SHOW😤 u know how claire and phil are obsessed with halloween i was thinking what if eren and reader are also obsessed with halloween and the whole 104th cadets (their titos and titas) also celebrate halloween with them like…….. kinda obsessed with that idea U KNOW THAT ONE SEASON I FORGOT WHICH ONE ITS THIS AND THE CHAOS AND EVERYTHING MWUAH IT JUST SUITS THEM?!?? anyways sorry for the word vomits luv u lots rory byeee

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🎀 anon !! YES I AM 🤩 you are one bad bitch for being kakampink, too periadt and same, i couldn't come to the rally here bc i'm the only one in my family who's kakampink — it's like i can finally call myself the black sheep of our family 😭 it sucks hhhhcjd

AAAA IM OBSESSED WITH MODERN FAMILY, TOO! i even made my mom watch it and she's having fun. oh my God, that halloween episode — the chaos is so perfect and the entire lock universe would fit so well with that JAKFJF eren and reader always celebrate halloween with their uni friends (the 104th cadets) and now that they have children, they rope them in. the only kid who Loves joining the adults' shenanigans is caspian, the cutie 😮‍💨 aran only participates since he has to keep an eye on caspian, who has the tendency to go on a hyperactive sugar rush Every halloween. ezra thinks he's too cool for this 😭 so he shows up in half-assed costumes so much that reader keeps telling him to change.

i enjoyed every single word you put in here, 🎀 anon! i love you and have an amazing day there. stay hydrated, okay? it's nearing summer and istg we're living in an oven 🥹

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a little something for those who read my encanto series because i re-watched encanto with my little sister:

reader calls eren miracle. caspian is waiting for a miracle.

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Oh my god how did poor eren get food poisoning😭

poor lock!eren can't take a break from his kids 😮‍💨 during a random day in the jaeger household, ezra and caspian took the cooking duties from aran and reader. being the dumbasses (affectionate) that they are, they undercooked one of their dishes. it was supposed to be something with chicken but they didn't thaw it and caspian being so excited abt cooking something for their father, immediately placed the cut up chicken on the frying pan (without oil and seasoning 😊 which was salvaged thanks to ezra who seasoned the chicken a second after). eren learnt his lesson — never dig in without asking who cooked the meal. 😗

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Cassie coming up with 13 (horrible) different reasons on why we should get a parrot while walking to your guys room then walking in on eren and y/n (who’s pregnant with eileen) in doggy style

“!!Honey we can expla-”

“OK NOW ITS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE”

now, hear me out! caspian would definitely make a powerpoint presentation if he wants something. he will borrow eren's suit jackets and reading glasses and makes the entire family sit in the cozier second living room while he says his part. (like that scene where meimei tries to convince her mom to let her go to the 4town concert.) at the end of the day, it's going to be a no because who would want to have a llama for a family pet? apparently, caspian.

this poor baby can't take a break with his parents 😭 he doesn't know what to feel when he sees eren and reader being so in love with each other. it's either he finds it cute or he feels like gagging in disgust. and because caspian caught his parents having sex again, ezra will be so mad at their parents that he's the one calling the family meeting this time. ezra just wants his baby brother to never see that horrible scene again. at the end of the day, eren and reader give their permission to buy a parrot for the family as an apology to caspian.

(fast forward a couple of months later and caspian regrets the parrot because now it mimics his parents' noises while they're going at it. he now wants to pluck its feathers and roast it for the thanksgiving dinner. 😭)

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I just saw your recent post and read the lock family thing and I think elieen jaeger is such a cute name for their baby girl😭

since the jager househould is always so hectic I can just picture caspan being the ring holder for pretty much every scenario that goes down in the house. If he’s not already busy sneaking erens laptop (poor baby could never do it to yours) in his pants while eren is distracted cuddling up to you gag then browsing the internet at 2am under his cat blanket trying to buy $800 worth of the most random shit ever on amazon then proceeding to find a way to try to blame it on aran…. then he’s probably wreeking havoc to some other unfortunate kid at school who had the guts to call him werid for watching a documentary about dissecting animal eyes in the middle of class a few weeks prior

awww it is!! it's such a pretty name, too 💞🦋

caspian is a fucking menace in the house and everywhere he goes 😭 the many excuses he has to come up with when eren discovers that his laptop's nowhere to be found. imagine the man's shock the first time he found out caspian typing something on his keyboard at 2am — eren just woke up since he remembered about a document he had to check. sometimes, the things caspian buys are understandable things like soccer equipment or book sets aran recommended to him, but sometimes, they're concerning. one time, eren receives a package containing an expensive professional dissecting kit and another one that has a book of ghastly human evolution eren doesn't have the stomach for. aran is the perfect candidate to blame this for because this boy would just blank out and say yes when put on the spot.

eren: FAMILY MEETING! who among you here thought it was good to buy a workstation desk bike, a thousand live ladybugs, and a dozen mushroom farms using my computer?

caspian: it was aran 🥰

aran: 🧍‍♂️😃😁😃

eren, who doesn't believe a word cassie says: aran?

aran: uh, y-yeah, dad, i-it was me 🥲

eren: i-

caspian will get into so many fights in his school because people call him weird (even tho he's part of the sports team) 😭. if some kid catches him watching some dissecting video or documentaries, he'd say this with the blankest face he can muster, "it's science, toby. your brain is too small to watch advanced stuff like this."

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How would dad!eren (from lock universe) react if ezria and Aran got into a heated argument like starting to get physical because aran accidentally broke ezrias new phone (or smth like that) while you were out grocery shopping with cassie

lock!eren goes by the saying that there's no need to separate a fight unless it's physical. so far the physical fights are all because ezra couldn't help but tease caspian while they were growing up (it consists of caspian just throwing random punches on ezra while the older boy laughs). aran, on the other hand, is the most rational among his brothers. he wouldn't start something that he knows leads to an alteration between the three of them. so, when there's a reason for ezra and aran fighting (physically; let's say the reason was more than just a phone — let's say it's a laptop or a pc because i know i would fight my sister if she breaks my computer), eren would definitely stop whatever he's doing and separate the two. he'd make the two sit on separate parts of the house while he stands in the middle (aran is in the family room while ezra stays in the dining room). this is where eren uses his law degree inside the house (apart from work from home responsibilities) — he'd be super patient when listening to both sides before reprimanding them.

eren: in all my years of being your father, i never once seen you two fight. i expect ezra and caspian but YOU TWO?!

ezra and aran: 😶🥲😮‍💨✌️

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I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU’RE DOING MODERN FAMILY REFERENCES WHEN MAKING LOCK FANFICS LIKE THE KIDS WHOLE WALKING IN ON THEIR PARENTS SCENARIObc I love that show so much I used to watch it everyday teehee it’s just always so chaotic so when I saw this (but eren would be claire) if they ever had a daughter and she brought her boyfriend home

KEEP WATCH BC THE LOCK UNIVERSE WILL BE FULL OF MODERN FAMILY REFERENCES 🤩 i feel like that's the only thing making me laugh since i started watching it 😭 oh my gosh, if eren and reader ever have a daughter in the near future, eren would go ballistic every time he hears her talking abt a crush to aran (he's probably the best brother to talk abt crushes and love lives with 😌). caspian would be that brother who provokes eren that their sister might get pregnant if she keeps inviting her boyfriend over and they (her brothers) would have to pretend it's their kid 😭

eren would def be like phil in that one scene where he pours his frustrations out in the elevator bc he doesn't want any of his kids to make bad decisions by dating sketchy people. he just doesn't want his kids to grow up that fast ☹️