#lobe me a clown mom

[sans-undertales-pussy]

chahutmaenad Hey baby you want to know who's beautiful? Read the first word again

[boys-from-santacarla]

can I request a David X Michael smut? if you're not comfortable then I totally understand :)

Notes: Ok, so first off: thank you so much for your request🤍. Second: this is my very first time writing a one shot about these boys, so I came up with this because I'm sure David's kink is to watch Michael hunt, so I tried my best. I don't know if this is what you were expecting, but I really really hope you like it 🤞🏻❤️. I accept feedback, writing advices, constructive criticism 😂, and more comments you want to let me know! I'm sorry you had to wait so much, btw, but I'm new on editing long posts on Tumblr.

Word Count: 1461

Warnings: NSFW, cursing, mentions of murder, mentions of blood, blowjob, handjobs, and basically just gay vampires.

Fast Learner (David x Michael)

They were on their way back to the cave. It had been four months since his turning, so by now the things coming with being a vampire were already accepted by Michael. But the midnight killings were still hard to get used to.

"You were good tonight, Michael." David commented interrupting his moral dilemma and sliding his arm over his shoulders. He tried to smile kindly and accepted the embrace.

"He says that 'cause he wants to get in your pants!" Paul joked from behind.

Everyone laughed and David gave him the finger, only increasing the laughs from the others.

"But he's right, Mike." Dwayne's deep voice added "You were better this time." Michael only nodded.

They quickly walked down the stairs and everyone went separate ways to get ready to catch some rest. Mike had some plans to get clean and prepare to get back home, but before he could totally get away from David's grasp, the blonde applied more force to keep him in place.

"Where you think you're going?" He asked amused.

"The sun's getting out and I still need to go home." He reminded him in an obvious tone. It was hard to maintain his normal life and keep up with his nocturnal schedule.

David's eyebrows raised up "Don't you think you'll need to look more... Normal?" He said grinning referring to his blood-soaked clothes. "Mom Emerson never told you to get clean after going out to play?" He laughed a little.

Mike decided to play clown too "So that's the only reason I'll need to delay my fly back? Get decent to go out?" He snapped back and bit his lip watching the other's mouth. David's eyes sparkled in delight. Straight to the point was his thing. So It didn't took more than three seconds to place Michael between his cold body and the wall with his hungry lips ravishing him.

He kept his fists on Michael's shirt, grinding his hips against the other boy to give his cock some needed friction.

"You really did good out there tonight. Making those pricks scream..." He whispered, lightly brushing the other's lips with his words. He stucked his tongue out and marked a wet path from jaw to cheekbone, then made a trail to the lobe and bit it. "Gave me a memorable show". He would never admit it out loud, but seeing Michael participate so vividly in their huntings always turned him on.

"I think I've learned from the best." Whispered the brunette while sliding his hands from David's waist to his ass. Then he took possession of the exposed neck with his teeth and tried to place a mark. David moaned and took hold of Michael's clothed cock to control his body and switch places. Now with him in between the wall and Mike, their kissing got rapidly messy, with both nibbling and sucking any exposed area. And Michael swore if he wasn't his new self, he would now be hot all over.

"But still you make a mess of yourself" David separated his mouth from the collarboone in mid attack and yanked the blood stained shirt. Michael knew he was right; it was normal to get back from their hunting with some blood on them, but not this much. So he put some inches of separation between them to lift his shirt and tossed it aside.

"Better this way?" He asked smirking.

"Yeah." David breathed taking in sight the defined pecs and strong abdomen. Wasting no more time he took hold of Michael's right hand and pulled it to his bulge. "Your technique at sucking still needs improvement tho."

"And you're volunteering to let me practice?" Mike replied almost in awe.

"Always"

Michael have him one last hot kiss, roughly biting his mate's lower lip at the end, and began his way down. His cold hands roamed David's belly underneath his shirt, sensually caressing his abdomen. The only thing the newly turned vampire hated about giving David head was the struggle with so many layers of clothes.

"Why don't you ever take this fucking coat off anyway? You're too cold?" Michael grumbled half joking, never taking his hands off.

"You're testing your luck, you know that?" If he was someone else, he would definitely be far gone by now, David thought.

But at least he was doing a great job.

Settling on his knees, he got to his target. He pressed his face to the already fat bulge and wetly kissed the thick layer of fabric. Then he slowly unzipped it and took it out of its confines, earning a low moan and two hands starting to stroke his soft curls.

Before going any further he looked up and saw David's head leaned on the wall with his eyes half closed. He grinned in contentment, feeling a mix of amusement, excitement and happiness realizing the power he had over this creature in vulnerable moments like this.

He took in one hand the cock before him and David inahled a sharp breath when it was softly squeezed at the base. This was followed by a leisure lick from the bottom to the top. As if savouring it for the first time, Michael gave it a couple of more tastes to then take the crown in his mouth, smacking his lips when he pull it out.

"Fuck, Michael" David breathed.

"That can come later" Mike answered and resumed his work putting the crown in his mouth again, this time giving it shelter a few more seconds before taking it deeper in his mouth. To cover the part left behind he moved his hand to massage it in rhythm with his mouth, and with the other hand he fondle his balls to gently roll and weigh them.

David kept moaning in appreciation, putting some pressure on Mike's skull and tugging at some strands to keep control of the pace, bobbing the head at his pleasure.

Without any more control in himself, David cradled the head with his palms pressing both cheeks and began to frantically fuck Michael's mouth.

"Shit. I love you can handle this" he praised while moving his thump to open more the wet cavity. His panting went wild as well as his movements, causing Michael to give up and just relax his throat to take as much as David gave him.

"Michael you keep it like that and I'm coming soon." David said and then stopped his fucking. He whined and pulled out dripping cock. "Get up" he ordered. Michael obligued and tried to gain some balance putting his hands on David's waist.

"You got big hands, babe." David mentioned "Why don't you work them on us." He commanded unbuckling Michael's jeans while Mike himself spitted on his palm to add slickness. When Michael's dick sprung free, he brought their hardnesses together. The touch made them both gasp, but in search for more Mike took both cocks more firmly in his right hand and changed his angle a bit to fit them correctly in the grasp.

Both moaned feeling their swelled dicks move together, and David said, controlling his tone to not sound pleading "Move."

And Michael began the strokes. At first he struggled to keep both cocks in his hand, so he adjusted his fingers to handle them better and began to catch velocity.

Michael started to feel dizzy with pleasure. With the adrenaline from the hunting still flowing through his veins, the sexual act felt even more powerful. So he put his head on David shoulders and moaned louder. "Damnit." He squeezed harder on their cocks.

"Yes. Yes. Just like that, babe." David panted in his ear. He then took hold of his neck with one hand and licked the other to lubricate it before moving it down to help make a better hold on themselves. They both began trusting in matched tempo, seeking their mutual release. They keep thrusting as brutally as they could.

Moments past before Michael whined, signaling his closeness "Oh, god. God, Im gonna come! I'm gonna-" he groaned and lost control of himself, spurting his load, getting both their hands and bellies sticky. The excitement making his body loose made his fangs come out, biting David's shoulder while spasming.

With Michael's hand reflexing involuntarily, and David's hand milking the last of him with hard strokes, David came too, sighing satisfied with relief. After a few recovering moments he noticed Michael's hand had fallen, breaking the contact on the now resting organs, but still felt the fangs cutting through his rough skin. Albeit not hurt, he protested the injury trying to catch his lover's attention clearing his throat. When Michael didn't respond, he tried again taking a deep breath and speaking "I still need to teach you to control those." He then smiled

Michael chuckled.

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WC design/headcannon/ect masterlist- Part B

another chunk of all the headcanos/AU’s/design notes/warrior names for kits and leaders never given a canon one/ect for all the wario cats!

this one is for all the B named cats!

info under the cut

Badgerfang

badgerfang i think a lot of us have a big ol soft spot for, but ought i really care him and his family i think it needs more than jusT the badgerfang death like for real

one of the biggest reasons i wanna learn to animate is because i wanna make a badgerfang and flintfang amv! it would be sdkg more about flintfang because i think he’s a neat character who has a lot of potential for development 

like mAN you ever stop and think about not only was flintfang sad over badgerfangs death because it was sad, bUT also because badgerfang was his sisters kit AND to the thought of blackstar is flintfangs brother. flintfang had to deal with playing a hand in badgerfangs death then watch his brother loyally follow brokenstar, then tigerstar 🥺

Baypaw

baypaw was the first of his lil chunk of family i design, i didnt have a sorrelstripe design made yet so i ultimately decided to base his design on his grandpa Lionblaze. smaller fluffy lionblaze.

I know we should be coming up to baypaw getting their warrior name soon

i think a name like Baysong or Baygale

Beech Tail

the only thing i have  to say is dgjksh when i designed the ‘beech’ prefix designs it was late and i totally went ‘beech... the beach’ and noT beech the tree sdjkgh. so i designed beech tail like that of a penguin sdjkgh

Beechfur

beechfur , riverclan warrior under mistystar’s leadership

i imagine beechfur is be EXTREMely accident prone, from the first instant of getting sick and healed by leafpool all the way up till the end. He is in and out of the medicine cats den constantly. and through this formed a big ol crush on the pretty medicine cat apprentice Willowshine who has had to full on decline his feelings. he is not the only one who has had this treatment, many a riverclan cats have found themself charmed by willowshine

Beechpaw

Beechpaw, a apprentice of ancient skyclan who were forced to leave the forest territory.  i imagine beechpaw was of the few cats who did everything he could to keep the others in good spirit while they tried to find their home, which often came to the annoyance of all his distraught clanmates. he never stopped doing all he could to put a smile on their face until he died.

he was the last apprentice cloudstar named a warrior and only lived a few moons after becoming one.

warrior names i like for him are like Beechshed or Beechshine

Beenose

slight update to my beenose design because i want her to fit my newer darktail group clown aesthetic 

another design note is her and her siblings all are themed after a diff color of the rainbow, beenose is yellow. their mom snowbird has a pale rainbow pattern and each other her kits is a diff color of the rainbow

Beetlewhisker

Beetlewhisker is another one of my quiet favorites i have, and it is because of the error of him being alive for SO many books after he died.

like !!! bitch had a HUGE major death and went on to live for a long time aND be listed as a cats mentor (which i think that has been changed now)

i love the idea of in a way beetlewhisker WAS with the clans that long after his death. that due to his death was in a way locked in the dark forest, his soul stuck there. but because of the ways of the dark forest cat’s he was chased out, and unable to enter starclan having died in the dark forest, now cursed to live in limbo.

He walks to the grounds of riverclan watching over his clanmates while they rest hoping that no one else is to be preyed upon by the dark forest like he was ever again. 

theres ghost stories of riverclan cats seeing the shape of a cat shining brightly when hit by moonlight. a peaceful spirit of the past who protects them.

and in design 100% his design was made to look like that of a smeleton bones lol

Bellaleaf

the erin team will have to pry bellaleaf and firestar being siblings from my cold dead hands!!

you can’t say they look basically exactly alike and their not related i wont take it sdjkg. i DIE for the idea oh whore jake managing to have so many kids that get into the clans. like the over saturation of jake dna through the clans ruining them absolutely kills me sdjkg

i also imagine ravenpaw having like deja vu of firestar when he looks at bella, cats who knew firestar look at her and can’t help feel she reminds them of someone. 

Berryheart

another one of the designfor snowbirds kits, berryheart is the red themed sibling.

she also got a slight design change to be more clowny to fit her time in darktail’s group

Berrynose

i just love berrynose, i think hes very terrible and i love him a lot

i think the books are cowards and i think berrystar woulda been the fUNniest outcome oR like

imagine the powermove if berrynose lived and squirrelflight fucking made berrynose her deputy likE

also berrynose is a lil gay brat, he has a thick country accent and everyone find him weirdly charming. many hate him but cant help but find him alluring. 

he actually is a very good warrior, he stays on top of his task and brings in the prey. his biggest problem is his ego and his need to get in others faces all the time

i love when he’s paired with lionblaze because their stupid rivarly is so good i really wish it was more plot important and lasted longer i LIVE for best friend rivals lion and berry

buT i also love him with jayfeather for the simple dynamic of the one cat who would probably hate him more than anyone else but oops he’s in love to

or him and breezepelt because they could be lil shitheads togeather

Birchface

the biggest thing i can say about birchface is 100% birchface watched over mapleshade’s kits, doesnt let appledusk or his own family hurt them. He treats them like his own.

in AU’s where birchface lives i defiantly can see him having a HUGE crush on mapleshade and being much like thrushpelt was to bluefur. being as a surrogate dad for her kits and keeping the secret.

in my main AU with mapleshade dieing and getting a redemption its mostly the same except they become a sweet happy family together in starclan.

he’s a big goofy dad type and his father had hoped he would become leader one day, but worried that he was too lax with the code and not as driven to fight as others and began to think he would have to rely on frecklewish instead. then they both died and he ended up turning to his youngest son pinefur

Blade

this is just a one time ghost cat buT  i like the design i made for her.

im all here for dark forest cats having this black oozing mark from where they died, starclan gets being covered in stardust and maybe having from pretty plats or glow or other representative stuff on their death. but ghost cats are loUD with their mark of death. its a nagging weight they carry around based on their inability to move on to their respective afterlives. For blade its giant bright red tire marks that slowly circle around her body.

Blazefire

just a lil boy

i imagine he kinda constantly has crushes on cats from other clans which while some might tell him to hush when he shares his thoughts on the pretty cat from riverclan he gets some loving teasing from dovewing and antfur

Blazefire is also miss nearly all of his tail

Blizzardstar and Blizzardwing

not much here but to say 100% i designed blizzardwing in mind of being that of a grandson or great grandson to blizzardstar

Blossomfall

shrug idk a lot to say about her beyond, i know she’s a asshole character but i remember liking her, i think she’s mean but its kinda fun in a way

i think i also just have this soft spot for millies kits because their millie’s

also i just like my blossomfall design i think she’s v fun

Blossomkit

another shadowclan kit who died under brokenstar’s ruling.

i think as sad as it is, i can imagine blossomkit to be badgerfang’s sister, just another sad thing to think about for fernshade’s litter. the potential idea of all her kit’s dying because of brokenstar

a warrior name for her that would been cute woulda been like Blossomglaze or blossomsprout

Bluebellkit

bluebellkit sure disappeared from the books. she’s one of those kits that like, she already had a mouth full of a name and i wish i coulda seen what they woulda named her as a warrior

but she’s another one of snowbird’s rainbow themed kids, her ofc being the blue one.

i think a cute warrior name for her could been Bluebellwhistle or bluebellfoot

Blouder

i lobe boulder i think he is very under appreciated!! 

i think it be very fun to get a novella or something in this POV,,

he’s just hangin out back there yknow,,,

Bouncefire

(bit of an art change from here as i took a break between these two and switched programs)

idk a lot about actual bouncefire, i think the only books with any real characterization in it was ones i havent read

buT id really like to imagine growing up he saw his mentor patchfoot as a father figure and was ultimately the reason patchfoot and his mom got together. and bouncefire being absolutely ecstatic about it. thinking patchfoot is the coolest guy

bouncefire gets along good with his half siblings

gay cat and wanna be emo but just is kinda angy

Brackenfur

my biggest brackenfur AU is my medicat brackenfur which i have info of here

https://goatpaste.tumblr.com/post/631020627780911104/au-where-insteed-of-fireheart-picking-up

and

https://goatpaste.tumblr.com/post/632972589046890496/mmm-writing-out-like-big-plot-point-changes-in-my

the other thing vaguely mention in these but would probably be more prominent in his og story

but brackenfur is quietly the biggest mess in the family. Being on pare with confidence and energy as cinderpelt when they were young, after her accident somethin changed for him. he loved his sister but is a big distant. but its hardly noticeable between the two as they worked very separate jobs in the clan

then his other sister, brightpaw has her accident and brackenfur begins to question something

but when he his the last to leave in the thunderclan group to their new home he stops and looks back at his mother frostfur who is old and frail look, though she wasnt young the damage of the forest hit her hard. 

this when brackenfur decides starclan has it out for his family, especially the mollies. they were cursed he was sure.

moons later he is expecting his kits with sorreltail, letting his mind rest on the idea, the crazy notion that some greater force wanted the she-cats in his family dead. 

then the day his kits arrive cinderpelt dies to the badgers. he pushes down these feelings down again it was the time. But he couldn’t help but think that, if leafpool was there, if starclan had given them a sign of the badgers, anything. maybe cinderpelt might have lived. but he pushes it back down and tells himself it was a warriors death

and then his daughter, cinderpaw is struck by the tree and the stirring in his mind grows stronger. why has starclan done this to his family

then honeyfern gets bit by the snake. how could starclan be so cruel, their always so young.

then his sweet sorreltail fought strongly for her two young daughters future

and on his own, forced to watch seedpaw drown and lilypaw be haunted by what happened.

the women in brackenfurs family is cursed and he bears the burden of relizing it, of living and watching each of them suffer until the end

to the ones that lived and are happy still, with no burdens in their lives he watches happily making sure NOTHING bad comes their way. he would fight starclan themselves to make sure his family is safe and happy

Breezepelt

in design Breezepelt has a p average length tail. which for him is a huge disappointment. His father crowfeather has a long slender windclan tail, a trait that is held to high standards in his family. a trait passed all the way down from windstar herself who had the longest and most beautifully windy tail. 

Breezepelt has a angry spot about this because he feels lacking and especially disconnected to his father. BUT double this with jayfeather having only half windclan blood has a tail even longer than crowfeathers 

i also would NOT put breezepelt with heathertail, i dont see any reason for it. like first off this bitch gay, id love for him to have a boyfriend and it think it should be berrynose because one, their both terrible i think it be funny and i also think its funny to ship berrynose with lionblaze or jayfeather so im like, whats another brother (to be clear not shipped all together, this is separately) and two, the idea heathertail and poppyfrost lesbian could exist

then the big BIg thing is, i would take breezepelts character and gut what happened in crowfeathers trial out of both him and crowfeather

i talk about it a bit here, but i think ill re talk about it in full when i get to crowfeather https://goatpaste.tumblr.com/post/190544981670/breezepelt

Briarlight

miss briarlight i love you!!

very sweetgirl

i based her design off sakuras and bleed heart doves. idk what possessed me but when i went to design her i knEW she was gonna be pink she needed to be she deserved it

briarlight buff as shit in her forlegs she loves trying to rope leafpool and jayfeather into lil strength contest she always wins (sometimes she will let leafpool win on days she needs it) 

her and jayfeather are wlw/mlm best friends. jayfeather calls her pidge which started as a mean nickname that she simply loved and embraced fully

also in my AU with medicat lionblaze i can very much see briarlight and lionblaze being very sweet friends. like big strong lionblaze who is actually docile and compassionate about his work and briarlight loud and rooting him on

Brick

swear to god until i got back into warrior cats this year i had always thought brick was a lady and her and bone were suppous to be scourges like adoptive bad parents jkdg

anyways im still with that, she/her agender brick who adopts their terrible son scourge and is in a monogamous partnership with bone’s. strictly business defiantly not married, they just have a son together. 

Brindlewing

idk a ton about her, but from her wiki it dsjkgh doesnt look like theirs  alot

but i’d like to imagine she’s a very anxious girl and struggles in crowds especially around cat she doesn't know. she feels more comfortable when one of her sisters is with her or her grandmother nightcloud. Nightcloud has always been a source of self confidence for her and they love each very much.

Brindlewing also inherited crowfeather’s family long tail that skipped breezepelt. Brindlewing holds the tail in her mouth as a means of helping her anxiety.

Bristlefrost

a biG design overhaul for my bristlefrost design, i really didnt like the old design i made her. wanted her to be a lil darker colored and in general have a cuter design

i gave her diff color eyes to mark her double agent status one eye green like her fathers and the other sharing the same blue i use for ashfur’s eye color

i kept her with the one white paw which i give to any descendent of jake, just because canonically she is ivy and ferns kid.

but in my rewrite their not togeather. Fernsong was a kittypet or a loner who had lost their mate and home and was found by ivypool caring for his three kittens alone. this is more fernsong headcanon, but bristlefrost is there

bristle and all the kits love ivypool they look up to her big time and all wished she was their mentor when they became apprentices. 

bristlefrost often confides in her father when feeling guilty or unsure of herself and he is always there for her

Bristlekit

half brother to tallstar

i imagine woolytail’s family seems to have a high mortality rate with their kids with only one maybe two usually making it to adulthood. bristlekit would die before becoming an apprentice and spent time in starclan with finchkit and later rabbitkit waiting for wrenflight and tallstar.

if bristlekit made it to being a warrior id like to think he was named Bristlefeather or Bristlefoot

Brook where small fish swim

teeny update to my brook design to give her small white fish dots matching her brothers spots

her general design is mean to be loosely based on a mountain lion. 

she got strong powerful mountain climbing body

i also wish her romance was better developed and wasnt like based in a lot of white savior romance plots given to native and native coded characters

in general the tribe really shoulda just been written better

Brownpaw

brownpaw, brother to littlecloud killed mosspaw as a kit on accident and was apprenticed for it by brokenstar

i imagine him and his brother wetfoot killing mosspaw effect them both deeply. for wetfoot it shook him to the core and made his doubt his own claws

for brownpaw it set him down the path of destruction. brokenstar rewarding him for what happened with mosspaw was the biggest enabler

brownpaw would go on to be a blood thirsty apprentice who would throw his young life away under brokenstars order of attack.

had he been made a warrior i think brokenstar woulda named him Brownmoss claiming he had earned the name when he took it from mosspaw.

Bug

design for bug because i think the book she was in didnt exist when i originally started drawing every warrior cat

love her!

bumblestripe

bumblestripe’s character makes me sad

im SUCH a millie stan and for one of her kids to be disabled then treated like garbage to the end of her life and written super ablest and then her other two kids are total shit heads? makes me sad

i wish at lEAST millie and graystripe had a second little, maybe just one total sweetheart

and its been forever since i read the books. but i remember bumblestripe being a real nobody characters just very generic personality until romance plot for dovewing came into play. and now he super sucks!

i wish he coulda just been a good character who loved dovewing, is sad and kinda jealous of her feelings for tigerheart but in the end respects her decisions and even admires her courage to follow her heart even if it led her over the borders.

Buster/Rippletail

slight buster redesign to fit more in the circus clown look from when he was in the kin

also design note, he’s got an orange themed design to go along with his rainbow themed siblings

Buzzardkit

windclan kit who showed up once in the sight crying and being comforted by a queen

mm i think some good warrior names for them woulda been like

buzzardface, Buzzardshriek or buzzardwhistle

[love-amihan]

FIRST IMPRESSIONS // MIMI'S FAVES

amihan's note: this is just self-indulge i can't get enough of them 😭 i got this random idea wherein i showed my mom + friends the following pictures of my faves and what are their first impressions. i may also include some first meeting w/ my mom scenarios and more of what i think they will interpret them as. modern au of course, happy reading!

lil side note: my friend questioned me after sending all these pics, she was like "mimi u do realize these r lines" but ma'am u don't understand they r attractive lines!

info; aunt is what u call ur close friend's mother. mano is a sign of respect/greeting to elderly wherein you take their hand and bring it to your forehead i honestly don't know how to explain it

✨ jjk masterlist ✨

self insert, it's mimi x her faves!

-gojo satoru

mom said he reminds her of someone from slam dunk because of the art style, kinda brings back memories for her

most likely to be part of a cult

++ will invite u to join (i swear my friends r something)

yandere vibes

as i quote from my friend "cross my fingers, hope to die"

he will get along with my group of friends i swear

ngl, i'm 100% sure that gojo flirted with one of my friend before

gojo and mimi are gonna meet her group of friends for the first time, "shit" he curses under his breath, mimi turns her head to him and slightly tilted her head to the side "what?" gojo takes a deep breath before saying it in one breath "i may or may not have flirted with one of your friends before"

mimi was about to ask him to repeat again when she heard her friend "satoru?!" gojo gave a sheepish smile "heyyyy" he slowly distances himself with mimi afraid of her "oh let me guess, you're one of the victims?" mimi excitedly pipes in while laughing, her friend laughs along with her while shrugging "you think im surprised anymore you hoe?" mimi teased patting gojo's arm

he's the type to join in on our pamper night, i just see it clearly. also my mom tolerating his childishness

mimi and her mom are having one of their pamper night after having a long week, mimi was applying the mask on her face carefully while humming a tune. gojo who just got in their house saw the bond between the two "auntieee~ i want one too!" he whined while pointing at the masks.

"come here sato" mimi's mom coos at him, clearly babying the man. mimi crosses her arms finished with her mask looking at her so-called man with a smile adoring her lips "you know i wonder sometimes if i got myself a man or a child" gojo let out a dramatic gasp "auntie she's bullying me" mimi's mom played along and playfully glare at her, mimi giggles at this "also shut up you love me~" gojo added.

-okkotsu yuta

that guy who laughs at uncertain situations (if u only know what he's really like ✋)

class clown

softboi (yes he is ma'am!)

happy go lucky

lowkey yandere vibes

i feel like my friends already loves him because they were the one who introduced him

mimi and her friends are hanging out at their usual bench chatting away until one of them noticed the small group of guys passing by. "hey!" one of her friend shouted waving her hand before gesturing for them to come over.

they soon arrived where mimi and her friends are, a young boy with a sweet smile caught mimi's eyes. she gulps looking back to her friend who's introducing the group, "and he's yuta" she finishes with her arm around yuta her other hand giving his chest little pats. mimi nod to herself trying not to forget his name.

definitely met my mom before, helping her with her grocery or something. mom took a liking of him because he's kind and polite

yuta knocks on the door nervously chewing his bottom lip, mimi opened the door and smiles at him, the raven head returning it with shaky breath "come in" yuta politely comes in and to his surprise saw a familiar face "oh you're that sweet boy" mimi's mom exclaimed softly smiling as yuta gave his greeting taking her hand bringing it towards his forehead.

"you met before?" mimi chimes in looking at the two "i helped her carry her things since she's having some trouble" yuta explained his nervousness slowly fading away, mimi's mother turns to her daughter "i love him already! you're definitely marrying him" mimi's mother then welcomes yuta to their home with open arms "mom!" mimi shouted in embarrassment. yuta lets out a chuckle, relieved that he was welcomed right away.

-fushiguro megumi

cold type

major daddy vibes (all i can say is megumi's their type-)

cool aura

doesn't give a fuck type of guy

my friends probably heard of him because of me

mimi was walking around the campus together with a friend of hers, they were talking about usual school stuffs. sharing all the stress and pressure they're feeling having to be the leader of their own respective group.

mimi came to a stop when she noticed the quiet preserve guy who's walking towards the elevator hands on his pocket. after pushing the button, he cracks his neck side to side his hand soothing the crook of his neck. "let's go use the elevator" was all she said before dragging her friend.

the three walks inside the elevator without a word, mimi and her friend stayed behind as megumi stands in front of them pushing the button of his classroom's floor. mimi's friend can't help but snicker, mimi pinches her side telling her to stop.

megumi turns and gesture at the floor buttons "which floor?" his low voice making mimi's knees weak in the knees, mimi's friend was having fun seeing her friend malfunction in front of a hot guy. she giggles not wanting to embarrass her more than she did "oh we're in the same floor, it's all good"

mom likes him when i showed his pic! *cough* one of her fave *cough*

got nervous with meeting mom for the first time but soon relaxed with mom's calming and friendly nature, all in all mom still likes him

-inumaki toge

crazy type of guy

gives off the always sleeping guy

playful type

"oh wow its hot in here" seductively lowers his collars

daddy- (i- ma'am-)

bad boy!!

serious

mom said rock 'n roll but let's forget that

i'm gonna be honest, i feel like he's gonna be part of my friends, my "kapag tropa lang tropa lang rule" (basically translates to: if u're friend just stay as friends rule) will be broken just for him;

toge and mimi was known to be touchy with each other in their group of friends. toge trusts mimi more than the others, he shows this by doing simple things such as leaving his id with her if ever he goes somewhere or do something.

their friends mostly find them leaning in each other's shoulder whenever they are given a break or during their little talks. "you know i saw this new.." their friend started explaining, all of them listening. toge gets into a more comfortable spot leaning his head on mimi's shoulder busy with scrolling on his phone. once in a while showing mimi something funny or interesting.

mom will likely take time to warm up to him. toge will do his best to get on her good side, shows his charms. once he gets mom's approval there's no turning back. he gets treated like he was her own son.

toge smiles at mimi's mother sweetly, "what's your name?" as toge took her hand making mano with her (stop i dunno how to phrase it) "inumaki toge, auntie" mimi's mother let out a soft gasp, "the inumaki toge?" toge looks at the direction where mimi disappeared, a little confused by what's happening. he looks back at mimi's mother about to ask why she knows him.

"mimi won't stop talking about you!" mimi's mother informed as toge's mouth left agape, mimi who happen to get back at the right moment grumble "mom why did you tell him?!" she said through gritted teeth. mimi's mom have a sweet smile on her face faking a surprise.

"oh i wasn't suppose to? oops?" mimi grumbles more standing beside toge who now have a smug look on his face, "you talk about me huh?" he began, mimi gave him a playful shove "shut up."

-ryomen sukuna

DADDY!!

most likely to kill me

intimidating

unique looking

mom really likes him!

thinks his tattoos and aura is cool

if my friends saw a picture of him they will immediately question me

he's a snitch, i hate his snitch ass ugh

mimi's mom did not like sukuna from the picture at all, she doesn't have any problem with people who have tattoo but he got it all over him. we can say that mimi's mom is kinda looking out for the both of them because their relatives are just too traditional and doesn't like the looks of tattoos.

however, sukuna soon got her approval! how you ask? well the mf snitched without knowing. sukuna nudges mimi's side lightly, trying to start conversation "how's the piercing?" mimi's eyes widen looking at sukuna hissing, "kuna no!" mimi whisper yell at him. mimi then felt her mother's glare, "is that why you've been wearing your hair down often?"

sukuna got confused then looks at mimi's mom "care to explain?" he took this as a chance to get on her good side "yeah mimi, care to explain?" mimi looks at her significant other not believing what's happening, mimi looks back and forth between the two 'this mf a snitch' mimi thought.

mimi then explained herself blaming sukuna since he's the one who pushed to get her cartilage piercing "don't blame sukuna, you should have told me" mom defended him, mimi gasp as she looks at sukuna who's smirking at her with the 'i won' face that mimi wanna punch off his face.

a lil bg; i already told my mom b4 that i want cartilage piercing but then she got wary with the news of someone got in a coma after getting it so in the end sadly, she only allowed me to get the lobe piercings.

cover: one piece's baby 5

[wherethewindtakesher]

weeeeee

the biggest thank you to @caws5749 for sending me all 134 questions 🥰

1: Name Lorena

2: Age 20

3: 3 Fears drowning, the ocean, and fishes.

4: 3 things I love my dog, my friends, and mangoes.

5: 4 turns on humor, charisma, telling me how much you want m-, and moaning.

6: 4 turns off being full of themselves, disrespectfulness, afraid to be themselves, and not showing a care about the well being of others.

7: My best friend k, f, and @brownmantwo.

8: Sexual orientation bisexual.

9: My best first date i’ve never been on a date!

10: How tall am I 5′2

11: What do I miss being fucking skinny-

12: What time were I born 10:45 pm!

13: Favorite color red.

14: Do I have a crush uh...

15: Favorite quote “I got STDS they make my coochie itch” SKSKSKDKSDKAD.

16: Favorite place my house.

17: Favorite food rice.

18: Do I use sarcasm 99.9% of my vocabulary is sarcasm.

19: What am I listening to right now “everything I wanted” by billie eilish because ya girl is depressed.

20: First thing I notice in new person how they hold themselves.

21: Shoe size 8 or 8.5 sometimes a 9.

22: Eye color dark brown.

23: Hair color black.

24: Favorite style of clothing baggy clothes or dark bold colors.

25: Ever done a prank call? yea. I use to call those numbers where it takes you to a different number to prank.

27: Meaning behind my URL its not necessarily an interesting story I just came up with it in my head one day.

28: Favorite movie too many to count.

29: Favorite song literally too many.

30: Favorite band three days grace.

31: How I feel right now fucking sad.

32: Someone I love my friends.

33: My current relationship status single.

34: My relationship with my parents its good! but there is a lot I tend to not discuss with them.

35: Favorite holiday halloween!

36: Tattoos and piercing I have I have two tattoos, both on my left arm. my finger tattoo is of a rose and my bicep is a ghost wearing a witch hat! piercing: septum, conch (but it closed) and my two lobes.

37: Tattoos and piercing I want a bunch more of tattoos and I want to get a few more ear piercings.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr to be cool like my older niece.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? no we do not. lots of love and respect left in between us.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? not really.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? NO BECAUSE @domromanoff and I ARE BASICALLY SISTERS AND THATS INCEST.

42: When did I last hold hands? years ago.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10 minutes to get up from bed and 5 to actually get ready.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? yes I have because I like smooth legs.

45: Where am I right now? my kitchen.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? no ones because they'll just leave me behind and laugh at my misery. jkjk but my dear friends.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? L O U D.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? I do because rent in LA is fucking e x p e n s I v e.

49: Am I excited for anything? to go to bed.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? I have 2 of them.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? too often tbh.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? a few weeks ago I believe?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? they should because thats their baby momma.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? yup.

55: What is something I disliked about today? waking up.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? lady gaga and scarlett johansson.

57: What do I think about most? what tattoo to get, if I should get another dog, how to annoy @caws5749 that day, etc etc.

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can move the bones in my wrist.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? im scared of fish!

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind because I am a nervous mess and I like taking control of such.

61: What was the last lie I told? “im okay”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? both honestly! I love video chatting with @domromanoff and my friends!

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes.

64: Do I believe in magic? hell yea I grew up around all that shit.

65: Do I believe in luck? not really.

66: What’s the weather like right now? its chilly.

67: What was the last book I’ve read? jesus christ I forgot the name but its currently under my bed rn.

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? YES.

69: Do I have any nicknames? clown, wueej by @caws5749, pi- prin-, bottom by @domromanoff, lore, lorecha, whore, hoe.

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I pulled my thigh muscle recently and OMG I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN.

71: Do I spend money or save it? I SPEND IT HONEY YASSSS.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? sadly no.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? my water bottle c:

74: Favorite animal? I fucking love cows.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? crying lmao.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? nikolas is it not??

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? “Judas” by lady gaga.

78: How can you win my heart? just be yourself and believe wholeheartedly of what you want and desire.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “madi did it”

80: What is my favorite word? fuck.

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @caws5749 @domromanoff @dailyavengers @ravenforce andddddd @supercorpbechloe there’s so many more I’m editing this rn AKSJSHSHSHS I love each and everyone’s accounts here!

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? GLOBAL WARMING IS A REAL THING YALL.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? i think so 👀 but im not close to them.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? maybe like telekinesis or some mind power.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? what goes on in your mind?

86: What is my current desktop picture? a winter forest.

87: Had sex? if oral sex counts then sure.

88: Bought condoms? I haven't bought them I just magically obtained them.

89: Gotten pregnant? oh god no.

90: Failed a class? yUUUUP.

91: Kissed a boy? yes.

92: Kissed a girl? yes.

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? back in middle school lmaoooo.

94: Had job? yes im on my second one rn.

95: Left the house without my wallet? all the damn time.

96: Bullied someone on the internet? no because im not a fucking asshole.

97: Had sex in public? not yet.

98: Played on a sports team? yea I was in track n field and cross country!

99: Smoked weed? I haven't but I once wanted to try it but I was to much of a pussy to skip class.

100: Did drugs? nope.

101: Smoked cigarettes? ew no.

102: Drank alcohol? y’all Ive gotten so fucked up on here so of cOURSE. my friends think I have a drinking problem ksjlksdjlkjds.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? I am not.

104: Been overweight? yea.

105: Been underweight? No.

106: Been to a wedding? I have when I was younger.

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? sadly yes because of video games.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yea when I binge watched the walking dead.

109: Been outside my home country? yes!

110: Gotten my heart broken? yeah.

111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes because everyone in LA has possibly been to a dodgers game.

112: Broken a bone? nope!

113: Cut myself? oh man..I have and I deeply regret doing so but its a part of me now and i’ve accepted it.

114: Been to prom? YES! best night of my life.

115: Been in airplane? once and that was it because fuck planes lsjdkjlksdjs.

116: Fly by helicopter? nope!

117: What concerts have I been to? daddy yankee and some other guy I don't remember heheheh.

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? duh im gay.

119: Learned another language? I tried (and failed) to learn japanese.

120: Wore make up? a couple of times. i’m not the hugest fan of makeup.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? nope!

122: Had oral sex? once.

123: Dyed my hair? too many times.

124: Voted in a presidential election? no but I will this upcoming one for sure.

125: Rode in an ambulance? no but I want to!

126: Had a surgery? no but I did have to get stitches on my lower lip.

127: Met someone famous? I meant jenni rivera’s brother at a movie theater once!

128: Stalked someone on a social network? yes? but not to a weird extent.

129: Peed outside? only because no one was around to open the door to my apartment complex and I couldn't hold it in-

130: Been fishing? I am T E R R I F I E D of fish so no.

131: Helped with charity? yup! I bought a shirt from one of @markiplier‘s livestreams that donated all the money to a charity.

132: Been rejected by a crush? yea.

133: Broken a mirror? I think maybe once??

134: What do I want for birthday? I want a tattoo.

[v01d-ch1ld]

Diary of a Psycho Clown Girl pt. 2

It was different the first time I went to stately Wayne Manor but I endured. Alfred greeted me and I thought that Mr. Wayne’s father answered the door so I embarrassed myself there when he gave a look like “poor confused thing” and Dick was laughing like a psycho. I made it inside and took off my shoes because I immediately did not want to put footprints on tile that expensive looking. This was just the mudroom and I was embarrassed about breaking anything. We got into the living room and it was enormous. A full mantle, fireplace, several black leather couches, paintings, hung swords, guns, hunter’s trophies decorated the room lavishly and I thought I had just stepped into a fairy tale palace. Dick showed me to the Entertainment Room where there was a pool table, poker table, fuse ball, ping pong, darts, chess, and about every board game known to exist. Dick said that if we went out to one of the garages there was air hockey but I was content with teaching Dick how to play pool. Well, I thought I was going to be teaching him but he made it clear that he had skill and that we were in competition. It was a tough game but I won because he missed his called pocket on the eight ball. Shame. Well, that means that I get the last cookie the next time Alfred brings us some! We were playing music on the speaker and eating pizza and playing video games on the flat-screen when something red and black barreled into Dick knocking him over the sofa and onto the floor and knocking down the curtains. They fought in the mass of fabric while I laughed and laughed. Alfred came running because he heard the crash and so did a black-haired man in his late thirties. Mr. Wayne himself! I hid behind the couch.

               “Jason! Dick! Get out from underneath those drapes now! You know better than to roughhouse when we have guests over!” Alfred chides the boys. Every so often a hand can be seen grabbing at something, the only thing giving away whose hands it was being size. Bruce was looking on mildly amused. Alfred had no way of separating and Bruce is too much of a moron at parenting to stop them so looks like I have to fight. Shit, this is not how good first impressions are made.

               I jumped over the back of the couch past Bruce and Alfred and grabbed hold of one of their torsos and dragged them out of the curtain. This was a 12-year-old. Jeez, I stopped being that hot-headed when I was 9.  I shoved him over to Alfred and reached under the curtain where Dick was hiding from me. I grabbed his ear and he wailed. I take him out from under the drapes. I dig my fingernail into the center of his lobe.

               “Richard Grayson! How old are you?” I scold. I’ve had to do this to kids on the street that were fighting like kids before.

               “Sixteen! Ow!” He squeals.

               “And how old is your brother?” I ask again in the same tone. You know it. The one your mom uses on you when you have been being an immature pain in the ass and its before 5 PM so she can’t have her Chardonnay yet. That one. The one that promises punishment.

               “Thirteen!” He screams a little when I pinch harder. I smile.

               “And as his elder brother he looks up to you to set an example. You are also older and expected to act like an adult sometimes. He is smaller than you and that makes it easier for you to hurt him when you fight like that. Besides you are brothers! Do you have any idea how much that should mean to you? That’s family. More family than I’ve got anyway. SO, TAKE CARE OF IT AND DON’T FIGHT YOUR BROTHER!” I yell at him. He looks guilty. Good, he should be, picking on his brother like an asshole. I release Dick’s earlobe and then look at Jason who is smiling at me from behind Alfred’s legs. I wink at him.

               “Well that was interesting.” Bruce says after a while. “And you are?”

               “Rebecca Napier, sir, Dick invited me over for the afternoon he said you were okay with it.” I say nervously. He could have me charged with assault for what I just did.

               “I am. Now that that’s over I am going to have my video meeting with Lucius I will be back down for dinner. Oh, and Dick you have good taste in friends.” Bruce smirks before he walks out. Alfred leaves soon after but Jason stays.

               “Why’d you tackle me like that!” Dick asked harshly.

               “Because you invited your special friend over and I asked to meet her and you said no!” Jason said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. He continued, “But, I didn’t think that when I did meet her I would know her. Hi Becca!” Jason greeted me like an old friend and then it all came back. I was helping him scam people on this one street but there was a gang member who found out that we were doing business on his gang’s turf so we had to escape and I distracted them so he could go. I secretly gave him the money because I knew that I was going to end up killed or taken back with them and forced to work for them so I wanted Jason to be okay for a while.

               “What’s up Jaybird?” I smile and we high five. It was good to see him again even if our relationship was a brief one. We lived together for 3 days and then I had to work off a debt to the family. Which actually wasn’t that bad. They didn’t make me do anything that was illegal really, they just kind of made me into a maid/bartender and sometimes I would help them sell marijuana. That was the only really bad part. It got me into a bad habit. I only smoke that good good on the weekend though. And sometimes I still do the family favors and they pay pretty well once they know you and respect you.

               “Happy to see someone that I recognize.” Jason says looking at me intently.

               “Bruce is filing the papers to adopt him. He isn’t enrolled in school yet but he will. He will be in 7th grade.” Dick says.

               “Dude when I knew you on the streets I thought you were way older than you are.” I say confused.

               “Good that’s probably why I survived so long.” Jason said. “How is it over there?”

               “Same old, same old. My roommate got arrested so I now don’t have enough money for rent. I have to pick up some extra work and maybe pull some slight strings.” Jason immediately knows what I mean and Dick, bless him, his completely in the dark.

               “No! Don’t do that! It’s too dangerous. I’ll ask dad if he can help you.” Oh no. That’s Jason’s commander voice. The one that used to get other kids his age to follow him as he took them through raids in convenience stores, selling to the black market, even when he first started scamming. He was stubborn and refused to take no as an answer.

               “NO! I am no accepting charity from Bruce Wayne! I am fine by myself you don’t need to get involved, Jason. I’m the older one here let me take care of myself.” I plead.

               “Wait just what are you talking about?” Dick interjects. I give Jason a look and he glares back.

               “Drug dealing. We are talking about drug dealing. If she can’t get money legally she deals drugs for a local gang. She has been doing it since she was 12 and I was 9.” Jason says monotone. I scowl. Dick looks like he’s in catatonia.

               “How did you know that I’ve even done it that long?” I’m irate at this point.

               “I would see you when I was in the alleys squatting and I would see you selling. You gave me a twenty once. I bought food for myself this other kid I was squatting with.” Jason said.  Well fuck. Dick finally unfreezes.

               “DRUG DEALING? You’ve sold drugs! But why? I know you have a job?” Dick.exe has stopped working.

               “Sometimes it isn’t enough. Especially when they up my rent.” I shrug. A dark look washes across Dick’s face.

               “I’m telling Bruce.” He stalks off. Shit.

 Five hours later and a very stern “You’re staying here” from Bruce along with a two-hour argument over why he “cannot condone a minor living orphaned with another minor in an apartment in that part of town, nor her dealings with the local gangs or the crimes she commits to support herself.”  Bruce was less than happy that his son brought a low-level drug dealer to his house but he understood why I was doing it, now at least he is happy that I never have to do it again and that he could still do some of his night job while the sun’s still up.  Even if that meant he essentially unofficially adopted another kid.

 I have a family again. Home. I have a home.

Note: When Becca says Jaybird its a play on the word jailbird and Jason’s name when Dick says it it’s because Jason is Robin

[femaleboysblog]

yoo, so, i was tagged @weebknj to answer 85 questions n tag 20 ppl 

last

- drink: water

- call: my dad

- text: @weebknj

- song you listened to: nicky jam x j balvin - x (equis)

- time you cried: today, twice I think??

have you ever

- dated someone twice: no

- kissed someone n regretted it: all the time 😔

- been cheated on: nope

- lost someone special: yea

- been depressed: yep

- gotten drunk n thrown up: uhHHH no

favourite colors

- red

- black

- pink

- purple

in the last year have u

- made new friends: yea

- fallen out of love: yeah

- laughed until you cried: its been awhile I've even laughed tbh

- found out someone was talking about u: yea like......three different people in the past two months

- met someone who changed you: I think no??

- found out who ur friends were: still am

- kissed someone on ur fb friends list: 😔 yes

general

- how many friends from ur fb friends list do u know irl: i have no idea but most of them???? I don't really care about facebook

- do u have any pets: I have a younger brother

- do you want to change your middle name: which one lol I have two BUT PLEASE I BEG YOU 

what did you do for ur last birthday: my mom bought a small cake, clown noses and marshmallows and it accidentally turner into a minseok themed party 😔

- what time did you wake up today: i didnt sleep lol I've been taking naps here and there to bear the pain 😔

- what were you doing last night at midnight: I have no idea? probably playing cn match land 

- what is something you cant wait for: for me to get better

- what are you listening to rn: jessi - sennuni

- have you ever talked to a person named tom: not that i remember of??? 

- something that gets on your nerves: people who don't respect my boundaries and that sometimes i need to b left alone cause o get overwhelmed and stuff

the most visited website: youtube proba bly

- hair color: black and that ugly orange from poorly-excuted bleach jobs 😔👌🏻

- long hair or short hair: for me? always long hair!! but excluding that I don't really care lmao

- do you have a crush on someone: do platonic crushes count? 

- what do you like abt yourself: i like my eyes and sense of humor 👀 and that I can sing in a bunch different languages

- want any piercings: I want to make my ear plugs bigger if possible 😔 more piercings in my ear lobe and try getting a transversal again 😔 and maybe a septum piercing 😔 

- blood type: I have no idea lmao

- nicknames: lia/peter, jupiter, julinha (little julia), jujuba (jelly beans), gugu, asian raccoon (whatever thats supposed to mean dad 😔) and jupira ( ju + vampire)

- relationship status: beep beep not found

- zodiac: aquarius

- pronouns: she/they

- favourite show: american horror story, orange is the new black, star trek discovery, doctor who etc etc etc

ttw tattoos: i have one already but I want at least two more

- right handed or left handed: both

- ever had surgery: uhh I think no

- piercings: one on each earlobe and some dope 12mm ear plugs 😔 (I have no idea of the right names for alargadores in eng help)

- sports: does internally crying and screaming at the time count?

- vacation: it was supposed to b at the beach but 😔 scd told me to choke

- trainers: idk what does this mean

more general:

- eating: brown (?) rice,sweet potato and chicken

- drinking: those fermented milks that tastes like fruits??? yea

- im about to watch: either orange is the new black (since next season is coming out tomorrow) or final space

- waiting for: me to get better and pull my shit tgt 😔🤙🏻

- want: people to be patient w me

- get married: probably never gonna happen

- career: anything where i can be myself and do what i want tbh even if its singing depressive songs in the bar w some indie cover band lmao

which is better

- kisses or hugs: i lov both

- lips or eyes: eyes

- shorter or taller: taller

- younger or older: older

- nice arms or stomach: I don't really look a these things???? ...personality? lmao

- hookup or relationship: anything that involves me not being close to other people 👀

- troblemaker or hesitant: more troublemaker than I like to admit tbh

have you ever

- kissed a stranger: hmmm yes

- drank hard liquor: ..IuUuuUHhH

- lost glasses: I currently font have a single clue where my glasses are, so

- turned someone down: too many times²

- sex on a first date: whats a sex

- broken someones heart: yea 😔 too many times

- had ur heart broken: yea

- been arrested: no ???

- cried when someone died: uh yea

- fallen for a friend: not that i remember

do u belive in

- yourself: not really

- miracles: uhhhh in my favor? nah

- love at first sight: uhhhh kind of

- santa: nah

- kiss on a first date: ???? maybe

- angels: well, I'm here aren't I 😔

other

- best friends name: karen, julia and roberta

- eye color: brown

- favourite movie: nightmare before christmas

- favourite actor: idk????? 

i tag @little-xikan @shrexdicc @pantasticjuh @pork-jisungie and anyone whos feels comfortable doing it !

[lollifewhatlife]

Hello honey~ 14, 18, 82, 93?

o(*’▽’*)/☆ﾟ’ hello darling ♡

14. Piercings i want:

I want an industrial piercing in my left ear, one below that, and two more on my right ear around where the lobe ends and the cartilage begins X))

18. Phobia:

I’m terrified of clowns and lakes. like, we leave the door open for orion at night sometimes and someone will have to stay downstairs with him and my mom always worries “what if someone breaks in and robs/murders us?”. my worry is always “what if clowns break in and kill us”, lmao.

82. Have you ever dream that you married someone?

I’ve got a dream wedding planned out, starting with the cake, and ending with the location, but I’ve never actually thought of who I would be marrying xD

93. Have you ever broken a bone?

thankfully I haven’t!

ask me some q’s?

[post-itpenny]

Story Time

So I decided to go ahead and post this. Enjoy and please feel free to comment or critique.

One-shot

Genre- Suspense

Warnings- Pennywise, Lovecraft references   

You had moved to Derry about a month ago and there were still stacks of boxes by the door, you had yet to get that fish tank you promised yourself as a birthday gift, and you had yet to have a single day of work that you did not come home complaining about.

You promised yourself that when you moved there was no way in the world you would go back to retail, ever. And the idea of being a barista at a small coffee shop sounded charming.

Not so much.

“I said a soy latte! S-O-Y! Did you not hear that?” The woman shouted across the counter at you. Her makeup wasn’t blended and her hair was held by enough hairspray to warrant caution near open flame. She had walked in wearing a threadbare leopard print jacket and a scowl that warned you of trouble ahead.

Well your gut never steered you wrong before.

Her latte (which you did put soy in) sat untouched on the counter as you forced your best ‘customer- service’ smile. “Don’t worry ma’am! I actually did put soy in your latte but had forgotten to write it on the cup. That was my mistake but the coffee is exactly as you ordered.”

The woman narrowed her eyes at you. “Oh no I know how you people work. You think I can’t taste the difference but guess what? I’m lactose intolerant! So I take one sip of this and I’ll be suing you all from the hospital! What do you say to that?”

“I would say that as someone who also has milk allergies I totally understand why you are worried but I promise you that I really did put soy in the latte as you asked. If it would make you feel better ma’am I’ll be happy to make you a new cup.”

So you did, which she then demanded a refund saying she should have her coffee for free since you tried to poison her, to which the manager came out and for once defended you. Which lead to the woman throwing her latte on the ground and stomping out the door. Which lead to your manager ordering you to clean up the mess with a warning that next time it was coming out of your paycheck.

Thanks boss.

That afternoon you found your feet dragging you to the small park near the coffee shop. It was a quiet little place with lots of trees and freshly painted benches. It had become an after work habit to come here to read. Since it was fall, this week’s choice had been of the spooky sort.

H.P. Lovecraft had always held a place in your heart ever since you had stumbled across him in the library back in high school. Though eerie, his writing was rather eloquent and you were such a sucker for a little mystery.

Plus, it earned you cool points with the goths, who scared the living daylights out of the three preps that liked to tease you for your braces.

Your Lovecraft collection was a small, but thick copy with a simple black cover. A gift from an aunt who swore you and her were Romanian gypsies in a past life. It was a well- loved thing as shown by dog-eared pages and the broken spine. Today’s choice was The Colour Out of Space which you had read about 5 times but it was still a great mystery.

You had just gotten to the part where they first introduce the well when the color red appeared in your vision. It was a balloon.

You looked up and saw a little kid, maybe 7 or 8 years old. With a face full of freckles and a missing tooth when he smiled, his knees were covered in band aids and a bike laid on the ground forgotten behind him.

“What ya reading?” He asked.

“Well,” you responded, “its kind of a scary story.”

“Cool! What’s it about?”

“I don’t know… I doubt your mom wants you talking to strangers, or hearing scary stories from them.”

“I’m not scared! I wasn’t scared of the clown that gave me a balloon, and he was creepy looking!”

“Clown?”

“There’s this clown giving away red balloons and he’s creepy looking.”

“All clowns are creepy looking.” You replied before snorting with laughter at the memory of the time a friend had punched a clown at a Scottish Games.

In the end the kid sat at your feet, pulling at the grass as you read the story out loud to him. He was a good listener, only interrupting occasionally to ask questions. When you finished you both stood up.

“So the thing was an alien? But it was just color, or was it light?”

“I’ve always thought of it being both but yeah it was an alien.”

It was nice end to a terrible day. One that was spoiled when you saw the boy’s missing poster two days later.

It was that afternoon back at the park you sat at a different bench, dread weighing down your belly. You open the book and try to combat the feeling with fear. Today’s selection was The Dunwich Horror.

Not two pages in and paranoia began bubble up. Another page in and the feeling was now overwhelming. Something cold and wet touched your shoulder. A filmy liquid now running down your sleeve. You looked up.

Teeth, rows and rows of teeth.

With a shriek you jumped up as the teeth bit down. There’s a crunching sound as the back of the bench was bitten into. You spin around to face it.

No teeth, the bench is fine, there’s a clown holding a red balloon.

Its costume looks as if it has been lost to time, faded silver and tattered, the red of its hair and pom-poms standing out against the fabric. Its make up is simple with a very odd take on the traditional exaggerated smile.

“Hidey ho friendo! My name is Pennywise, I’m the dancing clown here to turn any frown upside down!”

The clown says this with a slight shake of its body sending off a chorus of bells, you can’t help but crack a smile.

Why did you think it was something bad? It’s just some guy dressed as a clown…

But the paranoia is slow to listen, still bubbling at your insides.

“H-hi there.” You say with a small wave.

“Say there friend would you like a balloon? I’ve been giving them away to all the good kiddos all day and this is the last one. And look how it floats!”

It was rather pretty, for a balloon that is, and apart of you wanted to reach out and take it.

But…

“Um, thanks but why not let someone else have it. Aren’t they supposed to be for the kids?”

“Why yes friend you are so ab-so-lute-ly right! But there are none left in the park today so I would like you to have it!” He held the balloon out to you with a grin that revealed rabbit teeth. His eyes a bright blue that held the slightest hint of worry.

“Well, I…”

“Whats that?”

He pointed at your feet where your poor book now lay. Gingerly you picked the book up, your eyes not leaving the clown.

“It’s Lovecraft.” You answered. His head tilted slightly as if in confusion.

“You know H.P. Lovecraft. The horror writer?”

“Oh! Horror!”

The clown jumped over the bench and sat down looking up at you expectedly, quietly patting the spot next to him. Every nerve in your body screamed danger, danger, danger but you found yourself sitting down next to him.

Pennywise was also a good listener. Gasping at every moment of surprise nodding whenever you had to explain something to him. Strangely, when the monster began its rampage through the village the clown laughed. It was a weird laugh to be honest and it sent shivers down your spine. With the monster’s death he became quiet, almost remorseful, which you could agree it was a little sad.

You ended up reading The Call of the Cthulhu to him as well which he very much enjoyed the plot twist at the end. It was after you parted ways, only when you were halfway home, did you realize you were holding the balloon. Only when you passed the missing posters did you remember who that poor kid had met before meeting you.

The next day, despite what your gut was telling you, your feet carried you back to the park. Pennywise already waiting at the same bench as before. It was late so there was only time for one story, your choice being The Shadow Over Innsmouth which was a bit of a struggle to read as Pennywise continuously interrupted you with fish puns.

The next day you arrived with two coffees and a few spare cookies. You showed him your offering but he politely refused the coffee.

“Caffeine is no good for ol’ Pennywise’s digestion but those cookies…”

You took both drinks while he took the cookies, eating all of them in two handfuls, the face paint giving the illusion that his jaw was opening much wider than it physically should have been able to.

Today you chose a personal favorite, The Haunter of the Shadows, despite being someone afraid of the dark. The idea of a monster that could kill you when the lights were out was rather dreadful and as you read that fear creeped into your heart. It wasn’t until you were about halfway through that you realized the clown had been staring at you the whole time. His gaze intense, a slight bit of drool forming at the corner of his mouth. Unconsciously you slowed down your reading, as if prolonging the end would protect you from something. But soon enough you reached the narrators demise and now there was silence between you and your reading buddy.

Pennywise shifted so he was fully turned towards you, his eyes showing a strange yellow tint. “What’s the matter? Are you afraid?”

“What? No… I…”

“Oh dear friend it’s ok. Jacob was afraid of the dark too.”

“Jacob?”

The clown laughed, “why our friend Jacob! The one you read to! That was such a nice thing for you to do for him by the way. Since it was his last day and all…”

“His last day?”

“Alive.” The clown answered with a smiled that showed all his teeth.

Rows and rows of teeth.

You ran, faster than you ever thought you could. But in your panic you ran the wrong direction, deeper into the park.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

But you didn’t dare turn around, the sound of something close behind would not let you. Deeper into the trees you go and you swear the shadows are getting darker. As if evening has come three hours too early and in your mind a conclusion is forming.

“It’s the monster, the haunter…”

You trip.

As you fall you turn your neck to see.

“Hell-wind, titan-blur, black wings, the three- lobed burning eye…”

………………………………………….

The two sisters walked through the park hand in hand. One of them had a classmate disappear, a kid named Jacob, no one had seen him since beginning of the week. Their mother warning them to come straight home after school and stay together.

They rounded a corner before coming to a stop. There, sitting on a bench, was a clown. In one hand it held two bright red balloons, in the other was a very battered looking book.

“Well hello there friends! My name is Pennywise the Dancing Clown! How about you sit with ol’ Pennywise a while for story time?”

[sgtbxckybxrnes]

Rules: answer this 85 questions then tag people.

Tagged by @buchananbarnestrash

Tagging: @beyondbarnes @beefybuffybucky @iwillbeinmynest @mymarvelobsessions @barnesvogue @barnes-and-parker @hellomissmabel

THE LAST:

drink: I had milk in my cereal but I had a cranberry spite  

phone call: Calling Target back

text message: “Did dad catch her of something???”

song you listened to: Perfect covered by Jess and Gabe

time you cried: Last night

dated someone twice: nope

kissed someone and regretted it: Nah

been cheated on: Nope

lost someone special: Yes

been depressed: Sure

gotten drunk and thrown up: no

FAVOURITE COLORS :

Baby blue.

mint

navy

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

made new friends: Yes

fallen out of love: no

laughed until you cried: Yes, all the time

found out someone was talking about you: Yea

met someone who changed you: I don’t think so

found out who your friends are: Always

kissed someone on your facebook list: Don’t have facebook

GENERAL

how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: I mean- I don’t have facebook so...

do you have any pets: Two dogs, Lucy and Rascal

do you want to change your name: Not really

what did you do for your last birthday: I had a lowkey day, made pizzas and went to an outlet mall with my parents

what time did you wake up: 10:40

what were you doing at midnight last night: Writing

name something you can’t wait for: The holidays

when was the last time you saw your mom: Last night

what are you listening to right now: the fan

have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yea

something that is getting on your nerves: hate. When people underestimate me

most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube

haircolour: Idk, dark brown/black/red

long or short hair: Long

do you have a crush on someone: Not really but maybe

what do you like about yourself: I like my eyes

want any piercings: Yea a few more

blood type: Idk guys

nickname: Tay, Tator/tatortot, taybear

relationship status: Single.

zodiac: Aquarius.

pronouns: She/her.

favorite tv show: Leverage, The marvel shows and like most others

tattoos: want some

right or left handed: Right

surgery: No, well- is tonsils a surgery??? If not then no, but two procedures.

piercing: I have the two on my ear lobes

sport: Nah man, I’ll watch gymnastics and diving though

vacation: Traveling period tbh

pair of trainers: I got sketchers

MORE GENERAL:

eating: I;m chewing on the headphone cord lol

drinking: nothing

im about to: be sick

waiting for: Tommorow

want: Everything

get married: One day

career: Who knows

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses: Both

lips or eyes: eyes

shorter or taller: Taller

older or younger: Older

nice arms or nice stomach: Arms.

hook up or relationship: neither right now.

troublemaker or hesitant: a hesitant troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

kissed a stranger: No

drank hard liquor: If asked by an adult I would say no

lost glasses/contact lenses: Yes

turned someone down: nah

sex on the first date: No

broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so

had your heart broken: no

been arrested: No

cried when someone died: Yeap

fallen for a friend: Had a crush on them, yea

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

yourself: Not really

miracles: Yea

love at first sight: Maybe???

Santa Claus: Nope

kiss on the first date: Sure

angels: Yea

OTHER:

current best friends name: Buttface

eyecolour: Blueish

favorite movie: Every movie ever, minus clowns and dolls

[dave-meowstaine]

All the asks :-)

I knew this was coming haha

1: Full name - Tyler Alistair Wilson-Poole

2: Age - 19

3: 3 Fears - Being alone, complete darkness, clowns

4: 3 things I love - Lizzie, music, video games

5: 4 turns on - Long hair, glasses, dark hair, intelligent 

6: 4 turns off - Unhygienic, rude, annoying, arrogant 

7: My best friend - Ed Culling and Lizzie

8: Sexual orientation - Pan

9: My best first date - This is hard… honestly, and I’m going to count this as a first date because it technically was our first date together, when Lizzie and I went to the arcade, played bowling and pool, and then went to Pizza Hut. It was the night before she had to go home and honestly I couldn’t ask for a better way to end our time together

10: How tall am I - 6ft

11: What do I miss - I miss Lizzie so much it fucking hurts..

12: What time were I born - Around 6 in the evening

13: Favourite color - Definitely red

14: Do I have a crush - I have a pretty big crush on a certain woman ;)

15: Favourite quote - “It’s not about the hand that you’re dealt, it’s how you play it.” I said this to Lizzie when she was convinced we wouldn’t get to be together and we ended up being together in the end so…

16: Favourite place - In bed snuggled up with Lizzie

17: Favourite food - PIZZA

18: Do I use sarcasm - Naaaaaah ;)

19: What am I listening to right now - Basshunter LOL

20: First thing I notice in new person - Usually their height. I’m pretty tall, so I notice a person’s height straight away

21: Shoe size - Size 6

22: Eye color - Dark blue eyes

23: Hair color - Dirty blonde. It used to be REALLY blonde but it got darker and darker over the years

24: Favourite style of clothing - Band merch, obviously. But honestly, Lizzie has made me fall in love with dressing smart because it really compliments my figure and makes me look hot as fuck

25: Ever done a prank call? - Yeah, only a couple though

27: Meaning behind my URL - Dave Mustaine. Cats. Need I say more?

28: Favourite movie - John Carpenter’s The Thing

29: Favourite song - I don’t really have a favourite song. It changes all the time

30: Favourite band - Again, it changes all of the time. If I was pressed, I would probably say Slipknot though

31: How I feel right now - Happy because I spent the past 3 hours on the phone to Lizzie but now she’s gone back to work and she won’t get off until 5am my time..

32: Someone I love - LIZZIEEEEEE

33: My current relationship status - Happily in a relationship with Lizzie

34: My relationship with my parents - Really good. I love my parents and we get on super well

35: Favourite holiday - Probably Scotland

36: Tattoos and piercing i have - No tattoos but I have my septum pierced and three hoops in my left ear lobe

37: Tattoos and piercing i want - Too many tattoos to count, and I’m not sure about piercings.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr - My sister used to use it YEARS ago (like a good 7 years ago) and got me into it. I went through several different accounts before finally getting into it properly and that was this account.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I don’t hate her. I can’t say whether she hates me or not, seeing as we didn’t exactly end on good terms and she blocked me lol

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - The only person who would do this is Lizzie and I wake up a good 6 hours before her in the morning, and we always fall asleep on the phone together. Yeah, time differences are a bitch. I haven’t slept in 34 hours ayyyyy

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - The last person I text was my mate Choc and no I haven’t kissed him

42: When did I last hold hands? - I held my sister’s hand when it was my Grandad’s funeral last week

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Literally about 10 minutes. Unless I shower, then about 20-30 minutes.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - Never shaved my legs before

45: Where am I right now? - In my room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Lizzie would be there. Although if I was drinking, she would probably be drinking too. And we like to get shitfaced together so…

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - LOUD

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - I do

49: Am I excited for anything? - I’m just trying to keep everything together until I get to be with Lizzie again

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - Yeah, Lizzie

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - A lot, to be honest. Mainly in college and in front of family.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - I hugged my mum not too long ago

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - I don’t even want to think about that..

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - Not that I can think of

55: What is something I disliked about today? - Nothing, to be honest. Today was a good day

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Can I meet Lizzie again? I wanna be with her so bad

57: What do I think about most? - Lizzie 

58: What’s my strangest talent? - Umm… I can puff the underneath of my chin out

59: Do I have any strange phobias? - I don’t really have any phobias

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - In front of, to be honest. I love having my photo taken

61: What was the last lie I told? - That something was fine when it wasn’t

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Depends who it is. If it’s my friends, then just on the phone. If it’s Lizzie, definitely video chatting online

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - I’m not sure about ghosts, but I think it would be cool if they did exist. Aliens definitely exist. We simply just can’t be alone in this vast galaxy

64: Do I believe in magic? - Again, it would be cool if it was real but no, I don’t.

65: Do I believe in luck? - Yeah

66: What’s the weather like right now? - Really fucking cold but otherwise clear. It was snowing heavily on Sunday though

67: What was the last book I’ve read? - Demon Thief by Darren Shan

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Fucking love the smell of gasoline

69: Do I have any nicknames? - Not really. Not anymore.

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - I’m really lucky and never really had any bad injuries.

71: Do I spend money or save it? - Spend it unless there’s something that I must have. Or a certain person needs something

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - I can’t

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? - Some parts of my bed sheets are pink

74: Favourite animal? - Chimps

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Reading my book in bed

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - It’s just Satan

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Africa by Toto

78: How can you win my heart? - You can’t. Lizzie already owns it

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - I honestly have no idea…

80: What is my favorite word? - Don’t really have a favourite word.

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - I don’t do favourite blogs

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - Not that I know of

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Teleportation. I would love to just go anywhere in the world whenever I wanted to. I would go grab Lizzie first and take her where ever she wanted to go

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - Nothing that I can think of. I don’t like lying and don’t have anything to hide

86: What is my current desktop picture? - It’s a screenshot from World of Warcraft. It’s my Human Fury Warrior riding the Iron Bound Proto-Drake across Tanaris in front of Argus. 

87: Had sex? - Many times

88: Bought condoms? - Many times

89: Gotten pregnant? - Lol no

90: Failed a class? - LOL I straight up got kicked out of my old school

91: Kissed a boy? - I have

92: Kissed a girl? - I have

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - I can’t recall but I’m sure I have

94: Had job? - Yes, I have had job. Very good, very nice. 

95: Left the house without my wallet? - I went to Scotland last week without my fucking wallet…

96: Bullied someone on the internet? - No

97: Had sex in public? - Not outright had sex, but done stuff

98: Played on a sports team? - Yeah, a lot actually

99: Smoked weed? - Yep

100: Did drugs? - One of the drugs, please. Nothing except weed, to be honest

101: Smoked cigarettes? - I do

102: Drank alcohol? - When I can. I love going to the pub with my mates

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - I used to be, but then I really needed to put weight on so I started eating meat again

104: Been overweight? - LOL have you seen me?

105: Been underweight? - My BMI used to say I should be dead  :)

106: Been to a wedding? - I haven’t. The first one I will go to will probably be my own

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Only five hours?! 

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Pretty sure I have

109: Been outside my home country? - Several times. Been to Greece and Holland a couple times each 

110: Gotten my heart broken? - LOLOLOLOLOLOL

111: Been to a professional sports game? - Yeah, I used to go watch the Ice Hockey every weekend with my dad

112: Broken a bone? - Thankfully not

113: Cut myself? - Unfortunately yes

114: Been to prom? - I actually didn’t go to my prom

115: Been in airplane? - Yeah, several times

116: Fly by helicopter? - Nope

117: What concerts have I been to? - Hold up, I have a list for this one:

♫ Slayer♫ Anthrax x2♫ Megadeth♫ Metallica♫ Napalm Death♫ Alestorm♫ Children of Bodom♫The Raven Age♫ Kvelertak♫ DragonForce x2♫ The Heavy♫ Hawkwind x5♫ Pulp♫ The Kills♫ The Strokes♫ The Vaccines ♫ Echo and the Bunnymen♫ James ♫ Seasick Steve♫ Jack White♫ Neil Young and Crazy Horse♫ Dengue Fever♫ Afro Celt Sound System x2♫ Goat♫ McFly♫ Rolf Harris

and many more that I’ve forgotten to list

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - Yeah, I’ve fancied a lot of guys in the past

119: Learned another language? - I “learned” French for GCSE but nothing I can remember. Lizzie needs to and is going to teach me Spanish, though. We want our kids to be bilingual like she is so I need to be able to speak Spanish as well

120: Wore make up? - Yeeaah

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - Lost it when I was 16

122: Had oral sex? - A lot. Given a lot too

123: Dyed my hair? - I dyed it once purple and red

124: Voted in a presidential election? - I’m British but I voted in the general elections

125: Rode in an ambulance? - No, thankfully

126: Had a surgery? - No, thankfully

127: Met someone famous? - I’ve met so many famous band members

128: Stalked someone on a social network? - Yeeaah

129: Peed outside? - Hasn’t everyone?

130: Been fishing? - Nope

131: Helped with charity? - Yeah

132: Been rejected by a crush? - Too many times to count lol

133: Broken a mirror? - I once dropped a mirror on my toe. Blood everywhere

134: What do I want for birthday? - I need tattoos so probably that

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

Nova Lynn Wilson-Poole

Lara Mileena Wilson-Poole

Anri Sophia Wilson-Poole

Raiden Aldren Wilson-Poole

Furion Axel Wilson-Poole

136: Was I named after anyone? - Nope. My middle name is my dad’s name, though

137: Do I like my handwriting? - My handwriting is the worst handwriting I’ve ever seen. Many people will back that up

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - I didn’t have a favourite, I loved them all equally

139: Favourite Tv Show? - At the moment, Wilfred. LIZZIE WE NEED TO FUCKING FINISH IT COME BACK HERE SO WE CAN

140: Where do I want to live when older? - In Malmesbury still, where I currently live, to be honest.

141: Play any musical instrument? - Guitar, bass, and a bit of the drums. I also used to play the trumpet and my teacher said I was the best student he ever had

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - All of my scars: self harming

143: Favourite pizza toping? - Meat feast

144: Am I afraid of the dark? - Only complete darkness

145: Am I afraid of heights? - I get really bad vertigo. We went to the museum in Edinburgh and went to the top floor, and I completely freaked out. My head was swimming so bad that my whole body felt like it was continuously falling

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - Not that I can think of. I never sneaked out of did anything particular bad when I was younger. Then I got to an age where my parents believed that I need to make my own mistakes and that I was old enough to take the consequences and make my own decisions in life

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - Lol too many times to fucking count

148: What I’m really bad at - I’m bad at communicating how I feel a lot because I’m scared how I feel like hurt or upset others or cause an argument. It’s past mental abuse great?

149: What my greatest achievments are - I probably have loads but I’m honestly too tired to think right now..

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - I’m sure there’s some fucked up shit people have said to me, but I don’t make a habit of remembering that sort of stuff

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery - Pay off the rest of Lizzie’s lease on her apartment, go over to America to meet her friends and family for two weeks, and then buy her a  one way plane ticket to fly back with me. 

152: What do I like about myself - I’m perfect  ;)

153: My closest Tumblr friend - Nick @chuck-fenriz

154: Something I fantasise about - Lizzie. A LOT

Took me a long ass time, literally an hour, but here you go! Sorry that I ran out of steam towards the end haha :)

[imperfectjulicia]

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 5′6 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) Octopus (; 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? Grungy or punk 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Pokemon All the way 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Austin <3, Going home and food 100% 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Warning: Emotional on the inside bitch on the outside 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] Have no clue... 9: Are you ticklish? Anywhere and everywhere 10: Are you allergic to anything? Frozen strawberries  11: What’s your sexuality? Demi-sexual 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Tea or Cocoa 13: Are you a cat or dog person? All animals the fuq 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Elf probs 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Markiplier or Jacksepticeye  16: How tall are you? 5′5″ 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Don’t want to change it, but I guess Luna  18: How much do you weigh? HAHAHAH 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? When you get haunted you believe that shit  20: Do you like space or the ocean more? oh for sure the ocean but I like space a lot  21: Are you religious? Once I have proof 22: Pet peeves? Nail biting and whistling  23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Nocturnal  24: Favorite constellation? Piscium 25: Favorite star? I don’t know... 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? um no? 27: Any phobias or fears? Spiders Clowns Bridges and heights  28: Do you think global warming is real? Sadly yes it is 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? 100%  30: Favorite movie? Probably  31: Do you get scared easily? Oh yeaah  32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 6 cats 2 dogs 1 bunny and a shit ton of fish  34: What is a color that calms you? blue 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? HAWAII 36: Where were you born? Hayward, California 37: What is your eye color? Brown  38: Introvert or extrovert? Both :P 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Whole heartily  40: Hugs or kisses? Kisses 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Austin /:  42: Who is someone you love deeply? Ellis </3 43: Any piercings you want? Nope got enough  44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? Well I hope so since i got a lot of each  45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? I smoke daily 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! He is someone that helps me feel better when my depression kicks in. He tells me about shit he’s done and it turns me on haha  47: What is a sound you really hate? Whistling  48: A sound you really love? Babys laugh  49: Can you do a backflip? HAHAHA no 50: Can you do the splits? Use to be able to  51: Favorite actor and/or actress?  52: Favorite movie? 53: How are you feeling right now? Tired and Depressed 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? Teal <3 55: When did you feel happiest? When I lay in his arms  56: Something that calms you down? Cigarettes  57: Have any mental disorders? A couple..  58: What does your URL mean? Um i dont know really 59: What three words describe you the most? Emotional, tired, and friendly 60: Do you believe in evolution? obvi 61: What makes you unfollow a blog? Racist or plain rude blogs  62: What makes you follow a blog? Funny blogs  63: Favorite kind of person: Nice and funny  64: Favorite animal(s): Elephants and octopus if i had to pick  65: Name three of your favorite blogs.  succeeding ,  ruinedchildhood , and my bae  re-poet  66: Favorite emoticon: the upside down smilie face 67: Favorite meme: Joe Biden ones  68: What is your MBTI personality type? INFP 69: What is your star sign? Pisces  70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? One can yes 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?Black Skinny jeans a long shirt and my boots 73: Do you have platform shoes? Nope 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? Ive been to more schools than fingers on my hands  75: Can you do a front flip? Haha No 76: Do you like birds? Domestic ones yeah  77: Do you like to swim? Love it <3 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Equal  79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Criminals 80: Some thing you wish did exist: Good People 81: Piercings you have? Have 7 2 lip, Gauges (1/2), Cartilage, Septum, Eyebrow, and tongue :P  82: Something you really enjoy doing: Smoking that good good Haha 83: Favorite person to talk to: Austin <3 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? This is dope!!!! 85: How many followers do you have? 95.... 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? Done it once!!! 87: Do your socks always match? Lately yes but thats  cause i bought a new pack with just white ones 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? Yes  89: What are your birthstones?  Amethyst 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Elephant  91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Tulip  92: A store you hate? Abercrombie & Fitch   93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 0 I hate coffee  94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Read Minds  95: Do you like to wear camo? Nope  96: Winter or summer? Fall  97: How long can you hold your breath for? a minute maybe  98: Least favorite person? Donald Trump  99: Someone you look up to: My mom or P!nk 100: A store you love? Zumiez  101: Favorite type of shoes Jordans  102: Where do you live? Washington State  103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Was at one point but got super sick.  104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? My birthstone  105: Do you drink milk? When it was with cereal  106: Do you like bugs? Nope 107: Do you like spiders? Not even one bit 108: Something you get paranoid about? My future  109: Can you draw: I like to think so  110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Anything sexual  111: A question you hate being asked? Anything sexual haha  112: Ever been bitten by a spider? Yup in the bathtub... 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Love <3 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Sunny  115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: Austin <3 116: Favorite cloud type: Full white ones or rain clouds 117: What color do you wish the sky was? Light Purple  118: Do you have freckles? Nope  119: Favorite thing about a person: The way they smile  120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruits  121: Something you want to do right now: Smoke 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Ocean  123: Sweet or sour foods? Sour 124: Bright or dim lights? Dim  125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Yeah aliens  126: Something you hate about Tumblr: Not enough time  127: Something you love about Tumblr: Community  128: What do you think about the least? School  129: What would you want written on your tombstone? Well That was exciting  130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Donald Trump 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? Everything  132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? Depends  133: Computer or TV? TV  134: Do you like roller coasters? Love them  135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Nope thankfully  136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Unattached  137: Do you believe in karma? 100% yes  138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 5/ 5.5 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? Oh so many: Jay, Juju, Jumo, Jellybean, Mini me, Jolly, Skittles. 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Yup a new one everyday  141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? Nope.  142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? I’ve been told I’m a bad influence  143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Both haha  144: What makes you angry? Donald Trump 145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 2 English and Spanish  146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? Guys and slightly girls  147: Are you androgynous? Maybe  148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: My calfs  149: Favorite thing about your personality: Can be funny  150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. Famous? Obama, Abe Lincoln and P!nk  151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? 60′s 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Kinda  153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] TINDER!!!!!!!! 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? No  155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Austins yes <3  156: What embarrasses you? Myself  157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: To much to list  158: Biggest lie you have ever told: I’m not hungry  159: How many people are you following? 118  160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?2,583 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 0 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?5,600 163: Last time you cried and why:  last saturday I’m an Emotional wreck  164: Do you have long or short hair? short 165: Longest your hair has ever been: to my butt(: 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? that people use it as an excuse to harm or belittle others >:(  167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? nope becasuse we are here and thats what really matters  168: Do you like to wear makeup? sometimes  169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? nope  170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yes i did