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[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

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So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[iilmunchkiin]

STRAWPAGE DOODLES!! + asks

Oh hello Ceroba! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) (Sorry for replying to this late HAJKAHDHSDDASHDK)

WHOAA!! He looks so pointy I love it!

GAHH!! Thank you for the warning that was so scary (＃°Д°)!! I don't really draw Chujin do I? I can probably make him a good design or two..

Awww cutie! Hello!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) You look familiar...

kys maki i hate you (Jk thanks man 'ppreciate it (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) you should fucking kys tho) /lh

MANAGER I SWEAR TO GOD DONT SPOIL THE FUCKING DECAY AU IM GOING TO CLOG YOUR FUCKING TOILET

ME ACTUALLY I can never see corn the same ever again all I think about is barney's vampire sona and a nerdy starfish.

dude what i'd love to have someone like u in whiteboard wtf

OHHH THATS A GOOD IDEA, I could make a throwaway account...

You're right about it being inaccurate why tf are his ears part of his skull huh also hi Bernard :3

WAAHHAHHAHASDASDJKADJSAD????? ALRIGHT THEN. I envy how much time you have to draw, oh my goddddddd.....

She said :P

Omg.... it's sans rattertale...

Hi normal about rats, nice to meet you I'm LM! *My eyes sparkle and I offer you my hand for a handshake ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧*

DALV SPOTTED OMG DALV LSAKSD DLAV LDALV DALV DALVVVVVV HE HEHEHEHJASDJASDASDJASKJKAD HELLO HELLOOOO HELLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOKIE WOOKIE CUTIE PATOOTIE BEARRRR :3

...holy shit. new headcanon. NEW HEADCANON. N E W H E A D C A N O N .

THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE ATTACKED FIRST OMG I WANNA DO A CHARACTER ANALYSIS ON DALV NOW OMGOGMGMGOGMOMGOMGOGGM GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thank you! You too!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) ____________________________

Sorry if my responses sound tired, I am, just finished adding to my Starlo character analysis thingg,eefv,,,,,,,, mmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,

[iwasateenagedarsonist]

malewifes → kerrangmagazines

lms/reply when u see pls !! ✂️🥀🖤📌⚰️🩸🎧

[heartswap]

healingbuff -> heartswap

[sludgesoup-archive]

[borderbunny]

just fixed my links pls check em out !!

*kisses u*

[clarity]

How 2 break up with your qpp? Asking for a friend

[puppyenergy]

d0.nt rb

honestly, we need more stories where the abuse victim gets out alive and goes on to live a healthy and happy life after standing up to their abuser instead of stories where the abuse victim dies or is killed after standing up to their abuser. really sick of it. especially when the abuse victim is a woman and the abuser is a man and the writer spins it like “waaaah look at how sad he is after she died because he realized he’s ALONE and has no one to abuse anymore :’((((”

[cirno-remade]

eosd -> cirno

[kidpixcore]

all mai stampes

[dogsocks]

locally sourced honey 🍯

[xiggbar]

updated my byf

[borderbunny]

might change my url 2 @rosawiovampire or @grlphobic but idk wich 1 is bettr lmk!!!

[borderbunny]

good morning pupgang how'd yall sleep?

[borderbunny]

good morning pupgang welcome to my crib

[sludgesoup-archive]

promo me its newt im there ^ getting mcdawnalds

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