#lmk if you read all my answers lolol

[soooldout]

11 Questions tag

Rules: Always repost the rules Answer 11 random questions posted for you Create 11 new ones Tag 11 people

Tagged by @becuzgyu @leesungjongg and @dimple-soo

Sooo like...I have 33 Qs to answer lol here we go (thanks for the tags my lovelies!) congrats to you if you can get through all of them lol pls don’t torture yourself tho

becuzgyu’s Qs

1) pick one bias, pick the airport fashion you like best and paste the url

Bang Yongguk - he hardly ever goes wrong with airport fashion but I have a vvvv soft spot for this one even tho its not that special but I’m a sucker for all black anyway TT yongguk x tigger so soft (ignore the socks lol)

2) name three favorite things about your favorite group.. not individuals but the group

vocals, dance, visuals

3) Last movie you watched.

Logan a movie that I’m still crying over

4) Green peas or Green beans?

green peas

5) Your favorite makeup, ie. eye liner, mascara, blush. Name one and why

Eyeliner for days (my packing list was 1. eyeliner 1 2. eyeliner 2 3. eyeliner 3 etc. (all black except one is green lol I’m trying to do colors now)

why, hmmm I actually really like my eyes so I like to accentuate my best feature lol maybe

6) Do you cuss or yell at other drivers? If so, what’s your pet peeve or thing you yell about.

under my breath yes, mostly about fukcers trying to cut in front of me when there’s no space

7) Favorite guilty pleasure re food and why.

these days bunuelos from this colombian bakery~ they’re sooo good I’m in love

8) Are you a morning person or a night owl.

Night owl, forced to be a morning person save me

9) Mustard or Mayo.

Mayo

10) A thing about you that you are “working on” now, if any. If not, go you. If so, also go you.

saying no to people I guess (it takes so much effort TT)

11) Pick the 22nd gif in your collection and show it please.

leesungjongg’s Qs

1. Are you a chicken nugget?

idk what this means lol but sure. chickenest of chicken nuggets. 

2. Can you whistle with your fingers (bc I can’t and I think it’s pretty darn cool)?

nah I would never put my fingers in my mouth lol

3. Do you know how to read or write in another language?

Yes

4. What color is your room?

light blue 

5. Favorite quote(s)? Favorite Spongebob quote(s)?

I have a lot of favorite quotes, here’s one at random from my collection:

“Out beyond ideas

of wrongdoing and right doing,

there is a field

I’ll meet you there.” (Khaled Hosseini)

Idk spongebob really besides the song lol

6. Do you wear makeup?

Yes, at least eyeliner and concealer

7. Can you burp the ABCs?

No lol

8. Are you an alien? Can you beam me up your spaceship?

I am an alien (I have that title in this country for real lol), without a spaceship

9. Highlighters (the makeup kind) are actually stardust. True or False

idk how to use highlighters I’ll say yes

 10. Did you drink water today? Hydrate yourself and then finish this questionnaire.

I did, but I’ll have some more thanks! (i’ve gotten dehydrated twice in the past couple months so I have to be reminded all the time lol, also you’re too cute)

11. Someone comes from another universe and tells you about their world. From what they’re talking about, it sounds pretty awesome (despite a few aspects) and you’re thinking about visiting this cool place. The person asks you to come with them, but there’s two conditions. 1) Only you can go. 2) If you go, there’s a 50% chance you might not be able to come back to this universe. What is your decision? Why?

I’ll say yes if I can keep in touch with family/friends on earth, otherwise no. Why: because I like adventure and I really dislike earth atm

dimple-soo’s Qs

1. How would you best describe yourself using 3 adjectives?

Emotional, sarcastic, reserved

2. What’s your favourite smell in the whole world?

white-out, or a bakery

3. What’s a song that always cheers you up?

Julia by Infinite

4. Are you listening to music rn? If yes, what are you listening to?

An Act of Kindness by Bastille

5. What is your perfect pizza?

there’s this pizza you get in nyc called artichoke pizza that I love the mossstt I would go to nyc again just to eat it, it has artichokes, cream sauce, spinach and cheese

6. What are you most afraid of?

dying or close family members dying

7. What do you like to do on a rainy day?

stay in and watch stuff maybe cook/bake something yummy and then stuff my face

8. If you had to form a 7 member group (boy/girl/co-ed group whatever you want lol), but you had to pick a member each from already existing groups, who’d be in your group and what would the group be called?

Infinite Sunggyu, Apink Eunji, BAP Youngjae, Lovelyz Baby Soul, Monsta X Kihyun, BTS Suga, Blackpink Jennie idk didn’t think too hard about this but I think they’d make a good (And savage) group and they would be called Breaking Bad (except that’s copyrighted but whatever)

9. Describe your ultimate bias with a pic or gif.

(just one of my fave gifs and it shows his cuteness/dorkiness/stupid beautiful face at the same time lmao)

10. Tell me something funny you did when you were a kid.

My mother is really sarcastic so she used to use words like ‘wise’ or ‘smart’ when we were being stupid and I once got this stationery set on my fifth or sixth birthday and it had these stickers on all the stuff that said ‘wise’ something on them so I sat and took off all the stickers coz I thought they meant ‘dumb’ lol ok boring

11. Name 3 objects you absolutely can’t live without.

Phone (with internet), money, water/food? does that count lol or I guess some form of ID

Questions for my tagged people (if you wanna do it)

1. A song you like to listen to when sad (kpop or not)

2. A song you like to listen to when happy (kpop or not)

3. What would you buy if you had one day to spend unlimited amounts of money?

4. What is a food you think you can eat forever or for a long time without getting sick of it?

5. How do you motivate yourself to do unpleasant things?

6. Your current fave < 10 min video 

7. How much do you like kids on a scale of ‘give them tranquilizers to wanna babysit everyday of my life’?

8. If you wake up in the middle of the night do you check social media on your phone or just try to go back to sleep?

9. Do you like to read and if so, do you have a favorite book?

10. How and when did you get into kpop?

11. Favorite girl group song (or more than one I’m just looking for some recommendations lol)

let me tag some old and some new this time~  hope that’s ok, feel free to ignore I really spent like 2 minutes coming up with these Qs lol

@feelsogukk @unorthodox-senpai @jamless-daejae @bapofficial @gotinspirit @eternalsquee @daehdream @snufkim @ksunggyu @leejinks @blank3xpression @shinwoosmile

[luvrseung]

Hiio can you pleaseee make a Riki fanfiction something along friends to lovers trope but with some angst because why not hehe

heheh here you go ;P

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 ♡‧₊˚

## pairing(s)! schoolmate!riki x reader

## genre! fluff then heart shattering angst xD

## wc! 2.64k (lowkey i got carried away ehehe)

## warning(s)! cursing, mentions of food, im not sure what else but lmk if others are needed!

## a/n! i really did not plan on making this req so long but i truly got carried away LOLOL i hope you like this tho! pls lmk what you think!!

“WELCOME TO DECELIS HIGH SCHOOL” the sign to your new school reads. You take a look around at the dark, victorian architecture and dark uniforms. “Ha,” you laugh, “doesn’t seem that welcoming to me.” Despite your unwillingness to step inside the school, you trudge forward and head to the main office. Once introductions and formalities were over with, the principal walks you to your new homeroom where everyone’s eyes are immediately on you. “Good morning, class,” the principal greets. “Everyone say hello! This is y/n she’s a new student this year at Decelis. Everyone treat her well!” And with that, he exits the classroom, leaving you behind. “Hi everyone,” you say with an awkward smile and little wave. Then, there was an awkward silence. This is what you dreaded. This is what you didn’t want to happen. You knew it was going to be a little hard for you to make friends because you’re the new kid. On top of that, everyone’s eyes were still on you. After what felt like an hour, the homeroom teacher speaks up, “Welcome to our class, y/n! It’s a pleasure to have you. You can take that empty seat in front of Kim Sunoo.” You follow the direction of your teacher’s pointed finger and see a bright and smiling looking boy who raises his hand and waves at you. As you walk to your seat, you feel quite a powerful stare. Suddenly, you make eye contact with the dark looking boy behind Sunoo, but he immediately looks away as if nothing just happened and you take your seat in front of a smiling Sunoo.

After homeroom and morning announcements, it was time to head to your next class. As you’re getting ready to leave, Sunoo taps you on the shoulder, gaining your attention. “Y/n, right? I’m Sunoo! Well, you already know that because of earlier and… okay, anyways! I know it can be a little tough to navigate the school- especially as a new student, so I was wondering if you’d like to be friends?” He asks you with the most genuine and true smile you’ve ever seen on a human being. Looking at his face and into his eyes, you knew you couldn’t say no. As you were about to answer, the mysterious boy that sat behind him cuts you off, “Hey Sunoo, let’s go to first period,” he says without sparing you a glance. “Go on without me, I’ll meet you there. I’m trying to make a new friend here.” Sunoo brushes him off with a sassy eye roll. You can’t help but let out a little giggle. The boy scoffs and walks away. You also can’t help but watch the tall boy walk out of the room. “So, back to where we were, would you like to be my friend, y/n?” Sunoo asks again with a hopeful smile, snapping you back into your current situation. “Oh, yes! I’d love to be your friend, Sunoo!” And with that, he links his arm with yours as he happily skips (drags you) out of the classroom.

By now, it was lunch time and you and Sunoo both come to find out that the two of you have every class together, except for your last period. You also realize that the tall and mysterious boy (who you come to realize is named Riki) has every class with you, as well. Even your last period. Arriving to the lunch table, you realize that you’ve also had the same classes as Riki, but he hasn’t really spoken to you at all. But, you honestly don’t really take that to heart; you are new after all. It’ll take some time to get close with new people. At your lunch table, Sunoo introduces you to his other friends. A cute looking red haired boy ,almost resembling a cat, named Jungwon who was also in your grade, and three other boys who were in the grade above named Jay, Jake, and Sunghoon; two of them blonde and one with black hair. Sunoo mentioned another boy named Heeseung who used to sit with them, but he already graduated. You were a little nervous sitting at a table with all boys, but they quickly let you into their little group of friends.

While the other boys were talking, you notice how Riki seemed to be a little more reserved than the others. He would either go on his phone or just listen to the surrounding conversation. He intrigued you, to say the least. And you weren’t blind, you saw that he was also quite attractive. You slowly tune out the conversation that the others are having and just start to subconsciously focus on Riki. He goes on his phone and you see that he has a Death Note wallpaper, which happens to be your favorite anime. “Woah, oh my god! Is that death note? I love Death Note!” You blurted. You really did not mean to say that out loud. Great. Now he also definitely thinks you were peaking at his phone. Great. Before you could apologize, Riki hesitantly responds, “Yeah, it is. You watched it?” He asks.

“Yes, of course! It’s my favorite anime!”

“No way! It’s my favorite, too!”

For the first time that day, you see Riki smile. And you don’t want to admit it, but you really liked his smile. Before the both of you knew it, the bell rang and it was time to go to your next period. You bid the other four boys goodbye, and walk with Sunoo and Riki to your next class together. In this class, like every class before, you sat next to Sunoo. Class went by, the two of you had small talk along with Riki, and the bell rang once again. It was time for your last period. Sunoo had class with Jungwon, so he walked with him; leaving you and Riki alone for your last class of the day. “Let’s head to class, y/n” the tall boy says as he pulls the loop of your backpack towards the direction of your next class. You didn’t expect him to be this friendly, but you’re glad he is.

Unfortunately, your last class of the day was the most boring one. Math. After some brief conversations, you lay your head on your desk and feel yourself slowly start to fall asleep. And Riki notices this. He sees the light from the window shine brightly upon your pretty face and he decides to use his hand to shade the light from your eyes. He doesn’t really know why, either. But he wants to make sure you’re safe and comfortable. I mean, he’s just trying to make your first day a good one… is what he tells himself. The last bell rings, meaning class has come to an end and you’ve somehow slept through all of it. Riki realized you were waking up and quickly put his hand back down from keeping the sun out of your sleeping eyes. “Got some good sleep, y/n?” He asks with a chuckle. You stretch your arms and reply, “Yes I did Nishimura,” in a sleepy tone. And that was the end of your first day at Decelis High, but that was definitely the start of something new, you just didn’t know it.

As time went on, you hadn’t noticed how close the two of you had gotten. At first, the two of you would just linger together in group settings. Then suddenly, you and Riki started visiting the convenience store after school without the others, and eventually, you and Riki were attached at the hip. Of course, you were still friends with the other boys and Sunoo was definitely still your favorite person ever, but being with Riki was a whole different feeling entirely. The two of you discovered that the school roof top was open and free after school. The day you discovered it was after another convenience store run after school. Riki had forgotten his pencil case in a classroom and begged you to go back with him and grab it. When you entered the school after hours, there were a few students and teachers, but it wasn’t nearly as packed as it is during the day. Quite frankly, it creeped you out a little bit because you were so used to the halls being full of people. You were hoping this little trip was going to be a quick in and out, but Riki had other plans. “Y/n let’s explore the school,” he said in a cheeky tone. “What? Why would we do that? Can we please just go? Decelis is fucking scary. I’m tryna leave,” you say as you attempt to head out the door. But, you’re stopped by Riki who grabs your backpack loop.

“Come on, y/n! It’ll be quick and fun! I promise.”

“It better be quick. 10 minutes. That’s it. I’m scared.”

“Aweee~ my little y/n is scared! Don’t worry I’ll protect you!”

“Yeah right, when I die in here it’s your fault. Now, let’s hurry up and ‘explore.’” as you air quote the word ‘explore.’

The two of you went upstairs, with Riki in the lead and notice how there was another set of stairs that you didn’t know was in use. You’ve never seen anyone else go up those stairs, actually. Naturally, Riki pulls you up the stairs with him. You didn’t realize, but the two of you were hand in hand as you both stepped onto what you found out was the roof. You let go of his hand and run to the edge and take in the view. From that day on, that spot was your guys’ spot. A place only the two of you know. Not even Sunoo knew about it. You and Riki would go up there almost everyday to just talk, hang out, eat, sometimes just sit in silence and enjoy each others’ company. The silence the two of you sat in was comfortable. Warm, like being wrapped in a blanket. Feeling so safe and secure; like nothing bad could happen. It was what you looked forward to everyday, to be quite honest.

As the days went on, you start feeling different. Your thoughts were occupied by the tall boy. Your hands would sweat nervously when you would see him, and there was definitely a funny feeling in your stomach whenever he would hold your hand. But you brushed it off. Friends hold hands, right? Friends get nervous around each other, right? And friends definitely think about each other 24/7, right? You sigh. You know you’re not right. You had feelings for one of your best friends. And now, you don’t know what to do. So you call the one person you can always trust with this kind of stuff: Kim Sunoo, of course! The boy answers the phone within two rings, and you tell him about your feelings. “Honestly y/n, the guys and I all thought you and Riki were a thing,” he says to your bewilderment. Shocked, you reply, “W-what…”

“I mean, think about it. You two are always together, right. He STUDIES with you… before you came along, I’ve never seen that kid open a book.”

“Okay, but friends-“

“No, y/n. Friends do not hold hands and make each other nervous like that. You guys like each other and that’s just the truth.”

“No way Sun, Riki does not see me like that at. all.”

“Y/n… you don’t see what we see. Riki likes you. You don’t see the way he looks at you, the way his face lights up when you walk into a room, and the way his ears turn red when ever the two of you hold hands. Like I said before, that kid likes you. Also, I’m never wrong, so.”

To say you’re shocked would be an understatement. You’re way beyond that point. “Has he really….” You say outlaid but to yourself.

“Yes y/nnie, now go confess! What could go wrong?”

“But Sun-“

“Hush hush. You think about what you’re going to do, ‘kay? I’ll let you be but you better text me updates. Or. Else. Now bye~!”

And with that, Sunoo hung up the phone. In your bed, you roll onto your back and just think. “He likes me too?” You ask yourself. You can’t help but feel giddy and giggly. Maybe Sunoo was right! What could go wrong with confessing? So you came up with a simple plan: to go to the roof top, as usual, and confess to him then! But, you wanted to make it a little more special. Like, how special could a school rooftop get? You know? So you asked Riki to meet you up there before school instead of after school. You were gonna bring him his favorite coffee and some pastries from a bakery as a token of your affection. You were excited! Everything is going to go well, really.

It’s now the day of the confession and you wait for Riki at the roof top, as planned. You’re nervous, but excited! Everything will go according to plan. Your talk with Sunoo really helped calm your nerves. He even sent you a good luck text beforehand as well! Since everything is going the way you planned, now you just wait. So, you wait. And wait. And wait. 15 minutes have passed and Riki’s still not at your guys’ spot. What could be taking so long? You decide to give him another 15 minutes. Maybe he’s just running late. You even double checked your phone to make sure you actually sent the right person the text, and you did! He even replied with an “Okey y/nnie :),” so, what was going on? The homeroom bell rang as your heart broke in two. You were sad and confused. “What happened?” And “What went wrong” was all you could think. You left his, now cold, coffee and pastries on the roof. You were too devastated to do anything, really. So you decided to just leave. To leave school and run. Run where? Who knows. Nothing was important to you right now. School along with your safety was the least of your worries. If you went to homeroom, you’d likely see Riki. And despite how excited you were to see him just this morning, Riki was the last person you wanted to see right now. So you leave school grounds. You leave school grounds running, your vision blurred by hot tears, leaving your stuff behind.

Meanwhile, homeroom started. Riki walks in expecting to see you, but you’re not there. In fact, you don’t show up at all. Riki asks Sunoo, “Sun, have you seen y/n? Is she sick? Do you know why she’s not in homeroom right now?” Sunoo takes a second to process what’s going on, “R-riki? W-why are you here? Don’t you have somewhere to be? Someone to meet?

“What are you talking about- shit,” is what Riki manages to get out before dashing out of the door and past his homeroom teacher. He ran to the rooftop. He ran to your spot. And he’s never ever ran that fast before. He ran so fast that he managed to knock a few people over. But, he didn’t care. He had to get to you. He couldn’t believe that he forgot about your morning meetup. He can’t believe how stupid he is. Once Riki reaches the roof, he scans the area for you. Unfortunately, you’re nowhere to be seen. What’s left of you is a cold cup of coffee and a cold box of pastries. He knows he messed up. Riki fucked up big time, and now he doesn’t know what to do. He leans his back against the railing of the roof and slowly slides down it with tears escaping his eyes. He hugs his legs and leans his head on them. He just sits there. Beating himself up over how stupid he could be. Just like you at the same time. Also beating yourself up for how stupid you could be to believe that he could possibly like you too.

© luvrseung - do not plagiarize, repost, translate, copy, or alter any of my content please and thank you.

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

How much do you know about astrology? I'm a Libra (even though I don't act like one) and Elvis was a Capricorn. How would our relationship work if he needed a Cancer and Taurus in his life?

this got so much longer than i was expecting 😳

and tbh i'm not an expert by any means im just fairly knowledgeable about some specific signs because of my loved ones. hopefully this makes /some/ sense and isn't too confusing or too much information lmfao

SO i've done some research + read a book about astrology and my biggest takeaway from the whole thing is that there's really no such thing as compatibility. those online test things don't really mean anything because we're too nuanced for that.

we have signs which rule all of our houses and planets and those influence how we control and express things like anger, creativity, love, etc. so each sign brings something that another sign needs. i believe that people of any two signs can be compatible you just need to figure out how to take advantage of each others' strengths + work through any differences.

some signs are more similar while others are more different. it can be harder for signs with opposing positions on the zodiac calendar (which is a big circle lol) because their instincts for handling different situations might be in opposition BUT depending on where their other signs are, it can change how they might respond. like for ex. i'm an aquarius sun which means im hesitant to share my emotions but bc i have a capricorn moon, that softens me up and allows me to be a little warmer than if i had an aquarius moon.

but when i say elvis needed a cancer and a taurus, i'm mostly saying that he could benefit from their best qualities like cancers are known for being very attentive and caring while tauruses are known for being very grounded, practical and realistic. so i think elvis could have benefited from those qualities more than some other zodiac's strengths. like he probably wouldnt benefit from me being kinda aloof lmao

in terms of libra specifically, they're represented by the scales so in theory, they are more focused on balance, finding purpose in others and in companionship. they're also usually pretty easy going which are all qualities i think elvis would appreciate and benefit from as well!

capricorns are usually people who need emotional connection and loyalty in their relationships so depending on your sign those things may come more or less naturally to you, but like i mentioned compatibility isn't really real because it depends both on how all of your signs interact with each other + whether or not you actually follow those instincts haha cause while it's your instinct, it isn't necessarily your action so that's what i mean by some signs have to work harder to be compatible.

anyway, having the zodiacs are helpful when pairing because it gives me a general idea of what qualities the person might have + i like to explain how a pairing might work between two signs!! i just tend to see certain signs as more compatible overall than others which is when i usually point them out :)

hopefully this wasn't total oversharing on my part i didnt realize how long it was until i got going 💀 but if you have any questions lmk and i can do my best to answer them! also if i'm wrong about any of this lmk lolol

[shorkbrian]

ASKS

casual sk answering time!!!

If you don’t see your ask, it’s because I’m saving it to use as a reminder to write a Drabble/thirst/fic!

As always, if you don’t want to see these types of posts from me, block the tag #shorkbrian answers a lot of asks

No particular order lol I just got stressed cause my inbox is hecka full and it’s hard for me to find stuff lol.

ahh I am trying so hard to get better at writing!! If anyone has any tips lmk fr PLEASE god bless u

I HAVEN’T SEEN JJK YET SAJNFJFN I WANT TOOOOOOOO

I don’t like responding to praise it scares me

(I try my best bc I appreciate and care for everyone and anyone who talks to me. I literally would stab myself in the leg 4 u I'm not joking <3 )

Sweaty I will write for anything I know the characters of I am so horny all the time this is me

Yeah Shinsy and Aizawa would totally adopt your pet if it’s a cat. they’re chill like that. There was this one Levi fic I read where he kidnaps u but he brings along ur kitten and it’s SO SOFT (but the smut is what drew me to it remember first and foremost I have a high libido)

Bro Shouto in general he just make me wanna 

Hey hey it’s all good guys! No worries! I can’t ever say no to people lol I’m sorry

Don’t you dare talk down to yourself like that!!!! It’s okay to not know stuff lol sometimes u just gotta like give it a second to sink in while you think about it yknow? If anyones dumb it’s me. I had an IQ test done once and I got an F.

That shall be done, do not worry!

So, I don’t have like a “folder” folder lol I just use Pinterest bro. it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free. I’m unoriginal and trashy but that’s my brand and who I am as a person so

You’re so very sweet!! I appreciate your kind words so so much bro. This is totally not crossing a line, dw about it, I like to think that I’m chill lol. (just don’t be surprised if I take over and overshare abs myself for 8 hrs lolol)

Me pretending that fic doesn’t exist

fr I don’t know where the story would go from there man. All it would be is just like sex scenes and idk there’s only so many ways to have sex lol. but ty for supporting me with your lovely words! 

Anything?

girl.... your standards..... pick them up sweetie they fell in the trash!!!

(Ajlsdljsa I’m sorry I don’t know how to accept compliments like a normal person I swear I’m trying to get better at it tho I promise I do)

Dis is u

Never babe I only do wrongs

I don’t know how to respond or talk to people im sorry

I’m actually being very unhealthy rn..... but it’s fine cheesecake counts as meals so

Me jus tryna enjoy some liquid while my Brian screeches at me abs all the stuff I have yet to accomplish in life

I hate having my Brian be mean 2 me I’m just tryna vibe w u guys and answer asks and my Brian is like “get into a fight with one of them over compliments do it”

Maybe bc I’m not doing any of it for profit? I don’t have to worry about legal repercussions? idk who knows

It’s on Spotify so it means that it has my name on it, sorry. Also I hate sharing things that I’ve made w ppl this blog is scary enough lol

I don’t know where the story would go, sorry. This isn’t a story that looks like it’ll have continuations anytime soon. 

You making a fun joke about NNN to Bakugou vs u getting railed over every possible surface in the house

Awaso! you should DM me sometime dude! I’m not making fun of you, that’s not my jam.

you’re so very sweet, like I said!! DM me!!

I’m scared what does this mean

[oh-phineas]

Private Chat With Boba | Phineas/Boba

Phineas tries to do some investigating on Tinder... and Boba does some investigating of their own.

@swynlake-spill (and @exsqueak-me technically)

Date: 6 October 2021

Warnings: None

Phineas: Question for u

Boba: answer for u mr flynn

Phineas: Who are u lol

Boba: ok u caught me. i'll tell you. its me, phineas from the future.

Phineas: Prove it

Boba: u bozo that will mess with the time-space continuum. cmon thats time travel 101

Phineas: Aren’t you already messing with the time space continuum by messaging me? 

Boba: nah its encrypted with future technology to prevent that kind of mistake. thats why i only communicate via the internet

Phineas: Ok well tell me something about my “future self” then

Boba: CUZE becomes an international success but u really zuckerberg it up in the end and its broken into several smaller companies. im here 2 prevent that from happening 

Phineas: Oh man what do i have to do

Boba: date pip it's your only option

Phineas: LMAOOO Phineas: Gotta hand it to you that was some good trolling Phineas: Legit question why r u so obsessed with Pip and me lol

Boba: i am not obsessed with pip and u, swynlake is obsessed with pip and u. a reminder that i am but a mirror of what the town gives me.  maybe be less in love with him or something idk

Phineas: Are they really? Like do you actually get a lot of messages about us?  Phineas: I’m actually kind of curious

Boba: uh yeah lol if you read the blog that's pretty obvious!!! i just post what people send in. you understand as a business guy. gotta give the customers what they want

Phineas: Huh weird I wonder who’s sending them

Boba: well considering u once sent an 'anon' about yourself... Boba: u can see why i would buy into the rumours ...

Phineas: That was one time omg. It is not me. 

Boba: well okay then who do YOU think it is?

Phineas: Probably a troll. Idk. That’s why I was asking you. Definitely not Pip lol

Boba: lolol why "definitely"??? because you guys are good friends? 

Phineas: I mean I’m not gonna talk about him behind his back but he basically seems to think it would be the worst thing ever if we dated lol so I don’t think he would be the one saying that

Boba: oh yikes thats gotta hurt 😬

Phineas: I mean it’s not like i’m torn up about it I’m not trying to date him I think him and his bf are really good together. Tad is awesome and I’m really happy for them. Phineas: Like yeah I do gotta wonder why he acts like it would be the end of the world tbh but it doesn’t matter anyway bc I doubt it would ever happen Phineas: Why am I telling u all of this lol 

Boba: hmmm yeah it is weird since he doesnt act like that with the other rumours about him. oh well! it probably doesnt mean anything

Phineas: He’s a great guy total G always has my back but he can be so weird sometimes lol  Phineas: You seem pretty good at reading people so if you have any theories lmk lol Phineas: I just don’t want to make anything weird ever you know?

Boba: totally get it! friendships can be super complicated and gossip can make that more complicated lol. well, if u feed into it. Boba: not that im going to stop gossiping about u too btw i get great engagement on ur posts.  u understand

Phineas: Lol well I guess I’ll just have to give you some good material 😂😂 Phineas: That was a joke btw

Boba: was it 😈😈😈😈😈 Boba: tbhhhh if ur unhappy with the narrative phineas u doooo have the power to change it. my inbox is open Boba: just remember to click anon this time.

Phineas: Lmao I’ve learned my lesson. I respect the grind tho

Boba: thank you! now want to give me any tidbits of juicy intel while we're here ;D

Phineas: CUZE.biz check it out😎

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@gutvcr replied to your post “i will never stop using rss feeds no matter how many tech articles i...”

ok i have a question. whats an rss feed have been wondering this since the age of 5

answering this as a post bc i’m passionate about it mdfgkhjdfhkg

i’m not good at explaining the technical side of things but basically its a way you can track website updates from a single location that aggregates all the feeds you want to keep track of

i haven’t been keeping up with any of my stuff in a while so ignore the number of unread things lol but heres what the rss feed reader i currently use looks like (lmk if tumblr destroys the image quality to illegibility and i’ll repost as a photo post or something)

each time a feed updates it shows it as unread, its all in chronological order by default and once you click on it remembers that you’ve already looked at that page (or usually a page, even comment services like disqus if you really wanted to keep track of a certain thread of comments each thread has its own rss feed). its also nice in that for many sites you can even see the whole post/article/comment/update/etc inside of the feed in a clean way, i dont personally take advantage of that much and usually just click through but for news sites with lots of spammy ads it can be helpful

personally my main uses for rss feeds are keeping track of new webcomic pages, being able to easily see news articles (for news i obvs don’t read every single article from every single site, but it makes it much easier to see from headlines generally whats happening and then click through to read a few a day when i’m on track, then i can mass mark everything as read), i’ve started using it to keep track of recipe blogs, and also use it to make sure i dont miss when my girlfriend posts on letterboxd. recently i’ve stopped using deviantart because of it being on the BDS from israel list and rss feeds have been nice to be able to see what my friends who still regularly post on there are doing (i can have separate feeds for the art they post vs their favorites vs their journals etc) without giving the site ad revenue or logging on myself

this is a bit of a ridiculous use of them but when i was 11 i literally didn’t even make a tumblr account for a whole year even though i regularly checked tumblr i just had rss feeds of all my favorite blogs and just passively read every single one of their posts and copypasted my favorites in a text document lolol

but yeah!!! a lot of large corporations on the internet seem to have some sort of vendetta against them because they show stuff in chronological order without need for checking sites directly so they cant maximize ad revenue from views or use algorithms to determine what you see and when

even though since switching to an external feed aggregator (i use vienna but i’m sure theres other good ones) i know theres more things you can do with an external program i’m still extremely bitter about even firefox taking away rss bookmark support in-browser earlier this year because i know that will push awareness of them and usage even further down despite how useful they can be. and last i checked one of the only third party add ons for chrome is literally trying to get people to pay a subscription to be able to use rss feeds when they’ve always been freely accessible and i definitely remember at some point there were free rss add ons for chrome even if chrome is one of the few browsers that never had rss support built in iirc. so i’m worried about their future in the face of all that but in the meantime i really think downloading whatever free & open source feed reader app seems good and using it for this type of stuff can be super helpful

oh also i’m not personally familiar with the specifics and its not really relevant to using it as an individual but a significant way rss continues to be used is in distribution of podcasts (something like podcast creators upload episodes to an rss feed and every podcast client can read from that so people can listen on whichever is their preferred platform)