#lmk!

[silentheiss]

When Shen Yuan transmigrates in his definitely-not-favorite novel, he’s ecstatic. Sure, dying sucked, but he got a second chance! In a body that looked exactly like his, only healthy and with a perfectly good golden core, too!

He’s a rouge cultivator now, with a cool sword, enough money, long-ass hair and zero actual responsibilities!

So, all in all, Shen Yuan hit a jackpot. He travels, makes notes of monsters he sees and sometimes fights, collects rare herbs and flowers and feels just great.

He feels decidedly less great, when after defeating a Six Eyed Spider Viper in some nameless, remote village, he receives a bride as a payment. It shockes him into a stupor for long enough for the villagers to think he actually agreed, so as soon as he can talk again, he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind:

“This one is already married!”

It doesn’t work as well as he hoped.

“So Nie Rong can be a second wife.” An auntie, possibly Nie Rong’s mother, waves her hand dismissively at him.

“No, no,” Shen Yuan scrambles. “This one wasn’t being clear enough. This one is not in position to take wives! He is- is, uh.”

“Master is a wife?” Nie Rong chrips, her cheeks reddened.

“Uh. Sure. Yeah.” Shen Yuan would like to leave the village immediately. A thrill of defeating a cool fucking monster wasn’t even worth the embarrassment!

“Master’s husband must be quite powerful to get such a cultivator as a wife.” One of the villagers says, eyes glinting with suspicion. “Who’s he?”

“This one’s husband is indeed very powerful.” Shen Yuan squeezes out of himself, taking a step back. “Very possessive, too.”

“How come he lets his husband travel so far?”

“Oh! It’s easy, really. This one’s husband’s harem is big enough to slip away for a week or two!”

An agitated murmur passes through the small crowd. Shen Yuan sighs, feeling the control of the situation slipping through his fingers.

“He doesn’t sound like a very good husband.” One of the aunties says. “Maybe you should divorce him and marry our Rong-er after all.”

“This one’s husband is not someone one just divorces.” Shen Yuan takes another step back. “Thanking everyone for kind words, but-"

“Oh.” Nie Rong says, eyes downcast. “It’s the Emperor, isn’t it? That’s why Daozhang can’t leave?”

“Yes!” Shen Yuan yelps before he can really think. “So you can see how the situation is difficult for this one.”

It’s a shit solution to a problem. Might be the worst, actually. But then again, Luo Binghe would never know and Shen Yuan gets a perfect excuse if something similar ever happens again.

And it does happen. Quite too often, if Shen Yuan is honest — shouldn’t all the girls belong to the protagonist anyway?!

So, Shen Yuan uses his perfect excuse: No, he cannot marry your pretty little daughter, he’s an Emperor Luo’s husband. And: No, fellow rouge cultivator, he will not share your bed, he’s spoken for!

Everything works without a hitch, until one day Shen Yuan walks into an inn where he’s been staying for last couple of days and comes face to face with the Emperor of Combined Realms, Lord Luo himself.

Shit.

[glitchgh0sty]

Tf dnd Cursed Knights au ✨

Let’s play a game,, how many concepts can Glitch shove into one design??? [Prowl]

Cyber + Medieval + Bot + Human = ✨sparkles✨

Just think about it! What are the complications of a human race of Cybertronians? What if the All Spark was capable of producing organics but only to a certain extent, leaving the rest of their bodies functionally robotic??

I can just imagine some crazy slip up on the battle field where Soundwave gets pinned down by the new ‘court’ trying to help Sir D16 [this nickname still makes me laugh] and someone with a built in gun like Shockwave could just like ‘unsheathe’ his blaster by warping the metal mechanisms in his forearm 👀

Artistic rendition of,, that 😂:

WAIT! NOW IM THINKING! How do you fly when you don’t have wings?? *looks guiltily at seekers*,,,

ROBOTIC MYTHICAL CREATURES! The All Spark wouldn’t stop with just human organics right?? And with that I proudly present,, 🎵🎺✨ an elite force of cybernetic griffin riding knights! *Chaotic laughter*

[My one brain cell was debating whether or not I should go full human here, but then it thought, mmmm, what if cybernetic human though?? And the rest of me agreed 😌]

[r4z0r-2-th3-r0s4ry]

danger days video essay!!!

hey erm!!!!! would anyone maybe be interested in a danger days deep dive?

i've been trying to find a true canon and timeline for the danger days universe (the album, the music videos, and the comics, as well as anything else) basically,

and id love to compile all my research in a video essay!

i think it'd be really fun, and i'm wondering if anyone else would be interested!!!!

thx!!!! :3

[icallhimjoey]

need opinions

[solar-halos]

so is anyone gonna write the mannequin fucking fic or should i

[henneseyhoe]

now when i release this aaron smut…yall gon be mad if i got some mommy kink in there?🙇🏾‍♂️

[4unnyr0se]

so i realized i forgot to post this (cuz i thought it was embarrassing) but why the fuck not? koshi sugawara is my favorite haikyuu character so my bestie commissioned something of us!! and yes, this is how i look irl <3 just wanted to show off my fave image ever!!

so enjoy looking at it! mwah <3

[cameronsprincess]

oh🧍🏻‍♀️i just found a rafe x reader x jj request that’s finished and in my drafts.. so who wants it? i forgot i finished that one like… a month ago…

[taintedcigs]

“you should never say ‘who’s there?’ don't you watch scary movies? it’s a death wish.” —ghostface!steddie x reader ♡

[vc55bughead]

‼️DISCLAIMER! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN AND IM NOT ENABLING THE PUBLIC DISSECTION OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP!‼️

Heyyy! little cutesy shourtney "think piece" because they consume my thoughts apparently!

So- that "baby/hubby" tntl bit has altered my brain chemistry but also got me thinking- Courtney said she was "trying something new" with the pet names. So does that mean they don't use pet names for each other? Let's discuss under the cut:

Courtney: Well, Courtney obviously has no problem with calling people close to them things like "baby" or "honey" and things like that. However, when it comes to Shayne, I assume it was a bit of an adjustment. See, she already had names for him that we know she still calls him unironically, like- quite famously- "bud". Now I do think she does call him sweeter things- in private to not be cringe lol. But I also think "bud" became a placeholder for "babe" or anything of the sort because- while they were public in *their* circles, they were still, technically, "secretly" together when it came to the public eye. Now, why is this important? I think she trained herself to use that name for him in order to not slip up in public or on camera. It's also important to note that not a ton of people call Shayne "bud", thus adding to my theory that it's a conscious replacement that they use in public and they still are deep in the habit. And I think it's adorable.

Now as for Shayne: This was way simpler for me. We know Shayne isn't the kind to throw around nicknames for people much, that of course doesn't include "dude" or "bro" and common shortened versions of people's names (like Liv for Olivia, Dami for Damien, and, Manda for Amanda) but in relationships I think he has a different approach with that. Now, I say this with love, but Shayne, he's a little basic- AND WE LOVE HIM FOR THAT! But it's true. We can easily go off of what Shayne himself had said/done- like whenever he does bits of guys talking to their girlfriends in reddit videos he always defaults to "babe" which means nothing really but, he just strikes me as a "babe" or "baby" (uasually in a rushed way) guy in private because it's cute, and not over the top(p). I think his placeholder, though, is just "Court" or "Courtney" with that cute little inflection he does when he's introducing her in videos.

In conclusion, I don't think the pet names themselves are the "new" thing they were trying (along with being bald) but doing them out in the open essentially.

Ok, yeah any thoughts? I mean I know I'm right 💁‍♀️ but still lol what do y'all think?

[our-detective-so-supreme]

HEADCANNONS FOR ALBERT ??

Thanks for the ask!

Alright, here's what I got:

Albert

Having volunteered at the orphanage, he can pretty much handle kids of all ages  

^That said, he has no interest in having any kids of his own (though he did consider adopting at one time)

It took him a lot of mental preparation to handle noble gatherings, given he had been carrying the family name and reputation ever since the fire

Knowing where the Moriarty plan was going to go, Albert made the most of the time he could spend with William and Louis, lest he never see either of them again.

[multifandomthoughts]

Hi!! Roommate AU & I didn’t mean to turn you on with Mista for the trope mix up game? (Only if you want to!!)

Roommate AU/I didn’t mean to turn you on

As the doorknob to your apartment shakes, you realized that it only meant one thing: your roommate was back early. It wasn’t unusual for you to dress so skimpily while nobody was home, in fact nine times out of ten you got away with it. That being said, usually your roommate was gone for longer periods of time. You had an unspoken rule that you didn’t discuss your personal lives, however that didn’t mean it didn’t intrigue you.

Scrambling back to your own room, you do your best to cover yourself up. His steps were silent, so looking over your shoulder mid change, all you could see was his face, broken out into a blush. “Oh my god Mista, I’m so sorry. I didn’t know you would be home this soon. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable…”

“You mean you didn’t mean to turn me on? There was nothing uncomfortable about that to me, now we need to have a little chat about the way you’re dressed around me.” Mista puts his arm around your shoulder, leading you deeper into your room. The door closes, and you know this is going to lead to an exciting experience.

[hiei-vegeta]

what are some on ur Vegeta Headcannons? they can be holesome, smexy, agnsty, or just random ones that arent really important! :P im curious ><!