#lmk!

[silentheiss]

When Shen Yuan transmigrates in his definitely-not-favorite novel, he’s ecstatic. Sure, dying sucked, but he got a second chance! In a body that looked exactly like his, only healthy and with a perfectly good golden core, too!

He’s a rouge cultivator now, with a cool sword, enough money, long-ass hair and zero actual responsibilities!

So, all in all, Shen Yuan hit a jackpot. He travels, makes notes of monsters he sees and sometimes fights, collects rare herbs and flowers and feels just great.

He feels decidedly less great, when after defeating a Six Eyed Spider Viper in some nameless, remote village, he receives a bride as a payment. It shockes him into a stupor for long enough for the villagers to think he actually agreed, so as soon as he can talk again, he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind:

“This one is already married!”

It doesn’t work as well as he hoped.

“So Nie Rong can be a second wife.” An auntie, possibly Nie Rong’s mother, waves her hand dismissively at him.

“No, no,” Shen Yuan scrambles. “This one wasn’t being clear enough. This one is not in position to take wives! He is- is, uh.”

“Master is a wife?” Nie Rong chrips, her cheeks reddened.

“Uh. Sure. Yeah.” Shen Yuan would like to leave the village immediately. A thrill of defeating a cool fucking monster wasn’t even worth the embarrassment!

“Master’s husband must be quite powerful to get such a cultivator as a wife.” One of the villagers says, eyes glinting with suspicion. “Who’s he?”

“This one’s husband is indeed very powerful.” Shen Yuan squeezes out of himself, taking a step back. “Very possessive, too.”

“How come he lets his husband travel so far?”

“Oh! It’s easy, really. This one’s husband’s harem is big enough to slip away for a week or two!”

An agitated murmur passes through the small crowd. Shen Yuan sighs, feeling the control of the situation slipping through his fingers.

“He doesn’t sound like a very good husband.” One of the aunties says. “Maybe you should divorce him and marry our Rong-er after all.”

“This one’s husband is not someone one just divorces.” Shen Yuan takes another step back. “Thanking everyone for kind words, but-"

“Oh.” Nie Rong says, eyes downcast. “It’s the Emperor, isn’t it? That’s why Daozhang can’t leave?”

“Yes!” Shen Yuan yelps before he can really think. “So you can see how the situation is difficult for this one.”

It’s a shit solution to a problem. Might be the worst, actually. But then again, Luo Binghe would never know and Shen Yuan gets a perfect excuse if something similar ever happens again.

And it does happen. Quite too often, if Shen Yuan is honest — shouldn’t all the girls belong to the protagonist anyway?!

So, Shen Yuan uses his perfect excuse: No, he cannot marry your pretty little daughter, he’s an Emperor Luo’s husband. And: No, fellow rouge cultivator, he will not share your bed, he’s spoken for!

Everything works without a hitch, until one day Shen Yuan walks into an inn where he’s been staying for last couple of days and comes face to face with the Emperor of Combined Realms, Lord Luo himself.

Shit.

[jamcyote]

@jeanbean16

happy november 3rd here’s a noodle family christmas :D

[r4z0r-2-th3-r0s4ry]

danger days video essay!!!

hey erm!!!!! would anyone maybe be interested in a danger days deep dive?

i've been trying to find a true canon and timeline for the danger days universe (the album, the music videos, and the comics, as well as anything else) basically,

and id love to compile all my research in a video essay!

i think it'd be really fun, and i'm wondering if anyone else would be interested!!!!

thx!!!! :3

[henneseyhoe]

now when i release this aaron smut…yall gon be mad if i got some mommy kink in there?🙇🏾‍♂️

[4unnyr0se]

so i realized i forgot to post this (cuz i thought it was embarrassing) but why the fuck not? koshi sugawara is my favorite haikyuu character so my bestie commissioned something of us!! and yes, this is how i look irl <3 just wanted to show off my fave image ever!!

so enjoy looking at it! mwah <3

[icallhimjoey]

need opinions

[taintedcigs]

“you should never say ‘who’s there?’ don't you watch scary movies? it’s a death wish.” —ghostface!steddie x reader ♡

[our-detective-so-supreme]

HEADCANNONS FOR ALBERT ??

Thanks for the ask!

Alright, here's what I got:

Albert

Having volunteered at the orphanage, he can pretty much handle kids of all ages  

^That said, he has no interest in having any kids of his own (though he did consider adopting at one time)

It took him a lot of mental preparation to handle noble gatherings, given he had been carrying the family name and reputation ever since the fire

Knowing where the Moriarty plan was going to go, Albert made the most of the time he could spend with William and Louis, lest he never see either of them again.

[mollyrolls]

not to, you know, start ANOTHER project…

but

if i made a murder mystery smau like not an interactive thing like eggys but an actual mystery plot i’ve made up, would ppl want to read that? like read it and try and solve the mystery or no

[hiei-vegeta]

what are some on ur Vegeta Headcannons? they can be holesome, smexy, agnsty, or just random ones that arent really important! :P im curious ><!

[gatheredfates]

I've been meaning to mention this for a while, too! I've seen people comment on my post aesthetics/layouts and asking if they can use/steal them. That is totally fine by me. If you'd like a banner like the one I did for Azuma, let me know! All I need is a vague idea of what your character is like and I can do it up in Canva. It takes two seconds and brings me joy.

[emoassx3]

guys should i start writing abt the jackass guys? if so gimme some ideas pls, or suggestions! I’d write for any of them idm :p

[fez-pwned]

might make a discord server for all my friends and mutuals. Is that something you'd all be interested in?

[lopsidedtreetrunks]

Personally, I'm stuck between the two. Idk which I'd prefer: new parents struggling at xmas or everyone panicking bc alison goes into labour during the xmas celebrations