#lmk!

[bl-serotonin]

Top Form | 3 I just saw you looking stressed, I thought I'd buy this for you.

[silentheiss]

When Shen Yuan transmigrates in his definitely-not-favorite novel, he’s ecstatic. Sure, dying sucked, but he got a second chance! In a body that looked exactly like his, only healthy and with a perfectly good golden core, too!

He’s a rouge cultivator now, with a cool sword, enough money, long-ass hair and zero actual responsibilities!

So, all in all, Shen Yuan hit a jackpot. He travels, makes notes of monsters he sees and sometimes fights, collects rare herbs and flowers and feels just great.

He feels decidedly less great, when after defeating a Six Eyed Spider Viper in some nameless, remote village, he receives a bride as a payment. It shockes him into a stupor for long enough for the villagers to think he actually agreed, so as soon as he can talk again, he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind:

“This one is already married!”

It doesn’t work as well as he hoped.

“So Nie Rong can be a second wife.” An auntie, possibly Nie Rong’s mother, waves her hand dismissively at him.

“No, no,” Shen Yuan scrambles. “This one wasn’t being clear enough. This one is not in position to take wives! He is- is, uh.”

“Master is a wife?” Nie Rong chrips, her cheeks reddened.

“Uh. Sure. Yeah.” Shen Yuan would like to leave the village immediately. A thrill of defeating a cool fucking monster wasn’t even worth the embarrassment!

“Master’s husband must be quite powerful to get such a cultivator as a wife.” One of the villagers says, eyes glinting with suspicion. “Who’s he?”

“This one’s husband is indeed very powerful.” Shen Yuan squeezes out of himself, taking a step back. “Very possessive, too.”

“How come he lets his husband travel so far?”

“Oh! It’s easy, really. This one’s husband’s harem is big enough to slip away for a week or two!”

An agitated murmur passes through the small crowd. Shen Yuan sighs, feeling the control of the situation slipping through his fingers.

“He doesn’t sound like a very good husband.” One of the aunties says. “Maybe you should divorce him and marry our Rong-er after all.”

“This one’s husband is not someone one just divorces.” Shen Yuan takes another step back. “Thanking everyone for kind words, but-"

“Oh.” Nie Rong says, eyes downcast. “It’s the Emperor, isn’t it? That’s why Daozhang can’t leave?”

“Yes!” Shen Yuan yelps before he can really think. “So you can see how the situation is difficult for this one.”

It’s a shit solution to a problem. Might be the worst, actually. But then again, Luo Binghe would never know and Shen Yuan gets a perfect excuse if something similar ever happens again.

And it does happen. Quite too often, if Shen Yuan is honest — shouldn’t all the girls belong to the protagonist anyway?!

So, Shen Yuan uses his perfect excuse: No, he cannot marry your pretty little daughter, he’s an Emperor Luo’s husband. And: No, fellow rouge cultivator, he will not share your bed, he’s spoken for!

Everything works without a hitch, until one day Shen Yuan walks into an inn where he’s been staying for last couple of days and comes face to face with the Emperor of Combined Realms, Lord Luo himself.

Shit.

[glitchgh0sty]

Tf dnd Cursed Knights au ✨

Let’s play a game,, how many concepts can Glitch shove into one design??? [Prowl]

Cyber + Medieval + Bot + Human = ✨sparkles✨

Just think about it! What are the complications of a human race of Cybertronians? What if the All Spark was capable of producing organics but only to a certain extent, leaving the rest of their bodies functionally robotic??

I can just imagine some crazy slip up on the battle field where Soundwave gets pinned down by the new ‘court’ trying to help Sir D16 [this nickname still makes me laugh] and someone with a built in gun like Shockwave could just like ‘unsheathe’ his blaster by warping the metal mechanisms in his forearm 👀

Artistic rendition of,, that 😂:

WAIT! NOW IM THINKING! How do you fly when you don’t have wings?? *looks guiltily at seekers*,,,

ROBOTIC MYTHICAL CREATURES! The All Spark wouldn’t stop with just human organics right?? And with that I proudly present,, 🎵🎺✨ an elite force of cybernetic griffin riding knights! *Chaotic laughter*

[My one brain cell was debating whether or not I should go full human here, but then it thought, mmmm, what if cybernetic human though?? And the rest of me agreed 😌]

[r4z0r-2-th3-r0s4ry]

danger days video essay!!!

hey erm!!!!! would anyone maybe be interested in a danger days deep dive?

i've been trying to find a true canon and timeline for the danger days universe (the album, the music videos, and the comics, as well as anything else) basically,

and id love to compile all my research in a video essay!

i think it'd be really fun, and i'm wondering if anyone else would be interested!!!!

thx!!!! :3

[intotheelliwoods]

If Poptart and Sprout did have Toast's memories all of a sudden how would that play out?

Also just realized Big Leo knows nothing about Toast. How would he react to this? Would he ever get to meet Toast?

Poptart and Sprout DO have Toasts memories when they were emotionally heavy enough, or took over the fusion!

Big Leo DOES know about Toast, but more specifically the Avocado part of Avocado Toast (sprout + big leo = avocado, sprout + poptart = avocado toast)

I would recommend browsing through the fusion tag, and reading through the intro post here since most of what you are asking has been answered before!

[icallhimjoey]

need opinions

[solar-halos]

so is anyone gonna write the mannequin fucking fic or should i

[henneseyhoe]

now when i release this aaron smut…yall gon be mad if i got some mommy kink in there?🙇🏾‍♂️

[hamzahsbaby]

PLS MAKE A COOLER!READER X HAMZAH PLS PLS PLSSS

honestly think i will … Are we feeling youtuber vibes or just normal girl vibes …..

[4unnyr0se]

so i realized i forgot to post this (cuz i thought it was embarrassing) but why the fuck not? koshi sugawara is my favorite haikyuu character so my bestie commissioned something of us!! and yes, this is how i look irl <3 just wanted to show off my fave image ever!!

so enjoy looking at it! mwah <3

[ceo-of-lams]

If anyone wants to incorporate their Amrev OCs into any of my Ocs lore, just ask! I'd be delighted to do so :D

Said OCs:

Finneas Woodsworthe

Elias Fealsewood (Feels-Wood)

[siriuslylantsov]

ok im posting so much??? at once??? but ive got more spencer in the drafts! avoidant reader.... morning after.... who wants it!

[nativegirltapes]

https://www.tumblr.com/nativegirltapes/770887654574325760/angel-is-def-mentioning-this-clip-to-drew?source=share

pleasepleaseplease make a drabble or imagine for this!!!!

i’ll try my best! watching threesomes on pornhub for research purposes asf. i might not do omar since he is gay and it just seems disrespectful. do yall have any other ideas? i kind of wanted to have drew watch angel get fucked by another man and he’s being touchy all over her 😵

[our-detective-so-supreme]

HEADCANNONS FOR ALBERT ??

Thanks for the ask!

Alright, here's what I got:

Albert

Having volunteered at the orphanage, he can pretty much handle kids of all ages  

^That said, he has no interest in having any kids of his own (though he did consider adopting at one time)

It took him a lot of mental preparation to handle noble gatherings, given he had been carrying the family name and reputation ever since the fire

Knowing where the Moriarty plan was going to go, Albert made the most of the time he could spend with William and Louis, lest he never see either of them again.