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handjobs are underrated. gripping his hair to keep him right where you want him while your other hand jerks him off at any pace you feel like, disregarding or teasing him for how he fucks up into your hand to get anything more. and those little sighs and moans as you press your lips against his before pulling his head back to mouth at his jaw and neck because in your arms he's yours to toy with and fuck how you want

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Oh, you're looking at my screen while I'm on my phone in public? Not my fault, but may your eyes be blessed by the pictures, videos and gifs of men making out, making questionable decisions, snuggling and giving each other orgasms that make your eyes mist up with heat. May your eyes feast on this art and aesthetic.

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Nont jumping Prom, beating his ass, dragging Prom by his hair, shaking Prom around by his hair like a misbehaving cat, bitchslapping him and Prom not fighting back when he is literally taller and more broad and could have subdue Nont at anytime but didn't do it, this to me is cinema

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I saw comments on tiktok about pit babe where there's apparently an unusual top bottom pairing or whatever (havent watched it yet) the bottom is more masculine

The outrage in the comments, people being upset how theres no way he's a bottom

It makes no sense yada yada

Yall really need to wake the fuck up and erase this image of BL that you have in your head

You obviously have no idea how real gay relationships work and are caged by your heteronormative views....you do realize your appearance has no correlation to how you fuck right? You do realize there are buff masculine muscular bottoms? You do realize there are women who fuck their boyfriends in the ass?

Besides

Isn't it fucking boring when every show is the same with the same dynamic

Shut the fuck up and sit down.

I'm sick of it. Because of the ppl like you, we can't get anything new and more representation...

Do you realize how desperate i am for more femdom content in media, but since its "not the norm" there aren't any.

Yall should be happy we finally see more variety

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These past weeks made me realise there's a lot of people who really can't handle sex scenes or silly fun tropes in their shows

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train him to bend over just by the touch of your finger sliding down his spine.

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ONLY FRIENDS ? More like NEVER BEEN FRIENDS TO BEGIN WITH

say sorry to Boston rn.

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okay apologies in advance this is a vent post but more than that it’s a disappointed analysis on how monogamous people view any kind of polyamory or sexual “easiness”. and yes this is a critique of jojo and the writing team too.

bc idk how my fellow boston stans are feeling but that ending was utter bullshit in my opinion. it ended with his friends leaving him, cheum and mew never properly apologising over the fact they could have ruined his entire life, hell mew not apologising at all and nick deciding the life he wants for him. and we’re supposed to be okay with this because? he’s a slut? he doesn’t get the happy ending the others do even though what he’s done is objectively not as bad as almost all of them - except sand who wasn’t allowed to have a personality the entire series other than being ray’s carer.

like. boston made it very clear he loved nick and only nick. he wanted to sleep with other people but he was very much in love. now if the writers had had nick decide he was purely monogamous sure but a. that was never nick’s vibe. he’s a romantic sure but he’s the one who said he loved boston for who HE is b. to TELL boston he needs to go back to his fabulous freewheeling life takes all his autonomy away as his own character. and what’s worse is the nick girlies are already celebrating this like he broke free from some monster and not just someone who enjoys casual sex but was otherwise very committed to him and his happiness

look at the way boston was with nick and try and tell me he didn’t love him. look at him crawling back to his awful friends, being the only one to apologise and tell me he’s an awful person.

it feels like he got disproportionately punished for being “slutty” while mew, cheum and ray get off scot free while being kind of god awful people.

so then they just fuck him off to New York only to never be seen again plus nick is also gone bc without ton he’s? irrelevant ig?

look i know this is the show of fucked up characters but tf was this ending lol

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Only Friends advertised itself as a whores in this house show only to evict the whores as soon as the Connecticut gays moved in and gentrified the neighborhood

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I don't like how Boston got treated by the narrative. It just sends an icky vibe down my spine because he's apologising to everyone, but where's the apologies he is owed for being threatened to have his non-consensual sex tapes released or being falsely accused of rape or other revenge porn shit? I just.. ugh. I'm fine with him and Nick breaking up since they both clearly want different things, but not the other stuff he was subjected to.. like just big no.

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Unstoppable force (Ray's habit of suggesting threesomes to scare away anyone hitting on Sand) meets immovable object (Boeing's need to make all his exes miserable)

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boeing and top broke up because top tried to talk him into lasik surgery as well but he wasn't having it

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There's something about a group of toxic friends telling each other to mind their business that boils my fucking noodles...

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the gasp I gosped at savage Mew like this guy just had lasik done and then on his birthday, in just a short span of time

1) his "friends" bicker and tease each other

2) he learns that Top cheated with none other than Boston

3) listens to Ray publicly call out/humiliate the whole gang

4) crafted his plan on how to confront Top to the point that he's willing to punch Ray to shut him up and not spoil his unhinged surprise

5) seduces Top (beating him with his own weapon you could say), taking control in the bedroom and holding Top down to make sure he can see the reaction on his face when he plays TopTon Sextape™ right into his ear...

Like look at his expression

He looks so scarily smug knowing he played the player in that moment. How satisfying it must be to watch Top experience being owned like that for the first time.

And putting myself in Tops shoes, I'd absolutely shit my pants, listening to myself cheat with someone I don't even really like while, just a second ago, being so ready to give my bf some birthday dick.

Can you imagine the humiliation and shame? And then just having to stand there half naked getting verbally annihilated having to accept defeat? I'd cringe to death.

gifs by @moonjisung

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My one and only Only Friends take: You cannot tune into Messy Bitches The Series and then get upset when the lil bitches on your screen start acting messy

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Making out is so underrated man

Like just being sat on someone’s lap while your lips are pressed against each others, desperately drinking in each other’s moans.

Grinding on each other, feeling up their body, only pulling away to breath and admire their face before diving back in because you can’t resist

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men that get horny when u slap them are my type