#lmgdfao

[kiss-my-freckle]

lmgdfao!! Lizzingtons give me the greatest laughs. 

Did you see how delicate Red held the pen for Lizzie?! OMG!!

Are you fucking kidding me? The woman has been in a coma for ten months, so she’d be weak as hell in that scene. Of course he’s going to be delicate, even as her father. 

[defilerwyrm]

@crossroadscastiel tagged me in this so I’m doing it as a rage soother

1. Are you named after someone? Not to my knowledge, but I narrowly escaped being named after a Tolkien elf.

2. When was the last time you cried? A few days ago, actually. A fic hit me right in the personal experience and I lost a few tears over it.

3. Do you like your handwriting? Eh. It’s not exactly the most elegant thing, and it’s grown sloppy with disuse, but it is what it is. I like the fact that my block lettering looks so much like my father’s. (In part because he taught me how to forge his handwriting and signature in second grade.)

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Hard salami. (That’s what she said.)

5. Do you have kids? lmgdfao oh lordamercy I am very anti-breeding.

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? No. I don’t like myself very much still.

7. Do you use sarcasm? Who, me? Never.

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes, which is curious because I’ve had tonsillitis. I guess since I was already in the hospital for scarlet fever they caught it early enough.

9. Would you bungee jump? My ass

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Honey Bunches of Oats with almonds. Fuckin’ love that shii.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I wear combat boots every day so I really have to.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Mmmmnnnnnneehhhh. Not physically, but I’m pretty fuckin’ psychologically resilient.

13. What is your favorite ice cream? Just as soon as I can find a place that sells lemon lavender ice cream, it’ll be that. Till then I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SALTED CARAMEL

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Height I guess.

15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? Several notably-troublesome internal organs.

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Black and black. Trick question, that’s all I have.

17. What are you listening to right now? The A/C unit outside my apartment and the mental echoes of an annoying song that was on the radio.

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Vantablack

19. Favorite smell? iron, blood, sandalwood, jasmine

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? An apartment manager in Houston.

21. Favorite sport to watch? None, they’re all a waste of time.

22. Hair color? Brown, currently.

23. Eye color? Blue.

24. Do you wear contacts? Yep.

25. Favorite food to eat? Cheese, followed closely by meat.

26. Scary movies or comedy? Both.

27. Last movie you watched? XX

28. What color of shirt are you wearing? Red! #IWD

29. Summer or winter? Winter.

30. Hugs or kisses? Both. Either. Both. I’m so skin hungry.

31. What book are you currently reading? Technically right now I’m not.

32. Who do you miss right now? @clpolk :(

33. What is on your mouse pad? Deathwing (a big lava dragon with a metal jaw)

34. What is the last TV program you watched? Planet Earth 2

35. What is the best sound? Purring.

36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The Beatles

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? 2263 miles (Austin to Vancouver)

38. Do you have a special talent? I can do things with my finger joints that mortify physicians!

39. Where were you born? San Antonio, Texas.

Tagging: Whoever wants to do it.

[x-h3kk3ning-x]

This is the funniest godtdamn tiktok ever! Y'all shit do not EVEN KNOW!!

I wrote a single chapter of ATLA fic when I was 14. In MINUTES, my email was full of SCATHING REVIEWS TELLING ME TO KILL MYSELF!!

I am 29 and STILL SCARRED TO DEATH!! I have not written a fic in YEARS bc I am SO MASSIVELY EMBARRASSED THAT I WANT TO AT ALL!

Everytime I see a post of writers today complaining that they don't get enough love or attention I'm like LMGDFAO BITCH DO U REMEMBER??? DO U KNOW HOW FAR WE HAD TO COME TO JUST GET TO A POINT WHERE FIC IS A PASSIVE THING AND NOT IMMEDIATELY THE DEEPEST SHAME!!

I feel so SEEN!!

did she lie? no

[sleepmurder-defunct]

I found this while looking for a specific lolcat for Matt's bday. And then I couldn't stop laughing because "Happy Birthday Gerbils."

[sleepmurder]

oh

that was definitely an eggshell.

[sleepmurder]

[Well I'll come back and talk to your boss on Monday because] I know sometimes ladies don't understand electricity.

a male electrician / construction foreman at my office today

[sleepmurder-defunct]

So I just discovered Juggalos on OKCupid and imma have to save this distraction for another day because GODDAMN.