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[essektheylyss]

WWE Final Result: Eventually, There's Only One Left...

And the polls are closed.

It has been a wild week, and these thirty-two wizards have sure been through some situations. You've cheered! You've cried. You've laughed, I hope. You've written glorious speeches, made videos, edited memes, and shown off some impressive artistic prowess. To get a bit sentimental here, it was a joy and an honor to campaign alongside and against you all, and to see what awe-inspiring and absurd things you have created in defense of your wizards.

But as it always must, it has come down to one.

Our winner of the World Wizard Entertainment is, with the power of friendship, comedic bits, and unstoppable tiddies: Caleb Widogast.

Here is the trophy, it's leaving my hands— and— it's already gone. Does anyone see Mrs. Brenatto? No? Okay.

The Keeper of Scrolls has kindly invited the competitors out for drinks on the Por'co tab before hopping over to Tal'dorei to clean out Mr. Gilmore's shop of arcane foci, so there will be no opportunity for autographs, and if you are looking for glorious goods, I suggest you try the Marquet locations.

All four of Pumat Sol will be out of commission for a week—that shopkeep parties hard.

(Oh no, yeah, no one's dead, hahaha, when I said there was only one left you thought—? oh boy, no, these weren't death matches, you're thinking of Garyon Garrington's Plunder Games. No, they're not airing right now. Something about a lawsuit, I think.)

If you would like to relive the saga of the World Wizard Entertainment, you can find those posts here, along with the original rankings, methodology, poll results, and campaigning. Do peek through the notes for more spectacular commentary, as it is delightful. (And if you would like to see even more of the absurd and wacky content that did not make it into the main tag while I was trying not to clutter things, #VETHSWEEP.)

Now please check your DMs, as one lucky winner has been chosen... to pay for my ensuing therapy bill! This kind of mental tenacity ain't cheap, folks.

The Ultimate Losers tournament commences on Thursday, March 2nd, at 7pm PST. As if defeat at the hands of a kind, underappreciated teacher and animal lover wasn't enough, Ludinus Da'leth is coming BACK FOR MORE against the Bells Hells!

And lastly, thank you all so much for participating. I know some of us have had our differences, but now, at the end, we come together—and if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's Veth Brenatto's Big Naturals.

(Wait— Sorry, who's calling? Say that name again. Vinni— Vince? Vince Mc—? Nah, don't recognize him.

Put it through to voicemail.)

[crushedsweets]

annkate is canon to creeped now

[ashmp3]

one thing i hate to do -> blow drying my hair

what i did today TWICE -> washed blow dried and styled my hair. why? Bird shat on me. Shitted on meeeeeeee guys i didn’t know a pigeon could shit a bucket of shit but they can like i was walking Boni and all of a sudden i feel something in my hair on my adidas tracksuit on my bag and i look up and see a pigeon ass practically mocking me

[criminal-sen]

Girl help I just got a pre-recorded appointment reminder and the automated voice called me Senator

[weaponsdrawn]

fuck it releasing this goofy ass comic into the wild

[thislittlekumquat]

I love to be blocked for being correct. Please, remove your dumbass takes from my sight. Saves me the effort.

[mukuharakazui]

this is a funny as fuck dialogue option for when you're playing a dead-birth-parents-rogue who just so happens to be mixed. get gathened idiot.

[yxkanna]

wanted plot,

[idsb]

She wrote a song about it because she's an artist. Maybe we should allow her the space to express her feelings through her own art without drawing conclusions or gossiping about what went down between them. It was weird af to paint them as some #couplegoals fairytale romance while they were together (look how that turned out) and it's weird af to comment on their break-up now. She said she feels like a doll in a dollhouse and this contributes to that.

“It’s weird af to comment on their breakup now” this is a Taylor Swift blog that comments on Taylor Swift so if you don’t like that boy do I have some bad news

[toestalucia]

guys we have a little problem

[kakujis]

whos the aiku hater

[parcai]

the way the grace siblings have never been white in their lives ever.

[petrichormeraki]

I may have misread slur bot as slut bot and didn't realize for a few seconds because the joke still worked lol

JSFSKGITSASKSTK FUNNIEST POSSIBLE MISCOMMUNICATION

[foolsocracy]

I usually avoid modern high school aus cause they’re just not my scene. But sometime I will indulge my curiosity.. and let me tell u. They know how to pack a punch because what do u mean you had Sam name his truck Pandora and also try to kill himself with it via car crash

[singtotheskiies]

the new top 5 beatdown is everything i would expect from a ryan/shane/garrett video. an overwhelming amount of dick jokes and weirdgirl monsterfucker energy