#this is a joke btwwww

[kakujis]

whos the aiku hater

[wulfoffortune]

Because I'm trans I should get one (1) get out of free jail card for murdering a transphobe

[heybaetae]

I think they are all in their fuckboy era I mean taes last post on insta is something they need to relax!!!

[teddybeartoji]

Thanks for the answer.. ik youll ask why im asking about it in the first place 😭 so I mentioned us(me n the person) getting into a sexual relationship..(this is a hypothetical scenario) I think I have genital preference, which may be a controversial opinion... I'd still be in the same way with them. Maybe we just won't have sex lol. I'm trying to understand these things better.

mmmm i think it's a difficult situation. while ofc it's completely normal to not have sex as a couple but you need to consider that this might not be thee solution here. what if they do want to have sex? and anyway don't you think that if you really liked this person your preference would sway a little? it's normal to be new to these things but are you actually going to immediately back away if their answer isn't what you expected? how do you think that reaction would make them feel? again it's normal to be unsure about things like this but my advice is just that if you like the person you can make it work. might be idk awkward at first, might be weird but you're in it together. just keep an open mind lmao. and also.. communicate!! be open about it and let them know that it's all new to you.

[maverick-ocs]

"Any memories that stick out to you/your Tav about their life pre-tadpole?" Finchy boi teehee

Music.

Blood.

He doesn't remember much. His brain is filled with holes and his blood calls for blood. But he remembers music. He remembers the emotions he felt, like a spark of magic igniting in his soul. He remembers bodies. He remembers the taste of iron in his mouth.

Listening to a familiar tune awakens just as much within him as being elbow deep in some poor bastard's ribcage. It's like there's two versions of himself battling to exist, and he doesn't know which one is really him. The Dark Urge, or Finch. Both? Neither? The gods only know.

But only one of those makes him really happy. The other fills him with disgust. He just doesn't know which it is.

[unnoticed-poison]

𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔! 𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝚅𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚇 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 °【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟒 】𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝟏°

【 𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕 】

【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟏 】

【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟐 】

【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟑 】

【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟒 】 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 1

【 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝟒 】 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 2

Let me just start by saying that I do not apologize for what's gonna happen in this chapter ☺️

Well not really a chapter since it's just the scene that I left out from the last chapter, tests are starting soon so I couldn't add more.

˖๑‧˚꒷꒦₊꒷꒦︶︶₊꒷꒦˚‧๑˖𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 ˖๑‧˚꒷꒦︶︶₊꒷꒦₊꒷꒦˚‧๑˖

"-And that's how the whole overpopulation issue would be fixed! And your people won't need to do the extermination anymore!" Charles said, pointing to the final paper, which had various angels and demons holding hands with happy smiles.

......

"Is this a joke?"

Charles blinked, taken aback by the response. "What?"

"I said, is this a joke?" You asked again, looking at him like he was a lunatic. "Are you serious?"

He stammered, unsure of what to say.

"I'm completely serious!"

.....

You couldn't believe what you just heard.

"Everyone? Just mere mistakes?" You narrowed your eyes at his words. "You're saying that 𝘢𝘭𝘭 sinners deserve a second chance?"

He nodded. "Yes!"

Oh my god.

Frustrated, you pinched the bridge of your nose, your patience running thin the more you heard this idiot talk about this nonsense. "Ok, let's see if I can get this through your thick head."

Not that you were sure it would make any difference with this guy.

"Huh..?"

"Let's say that your idea can in fact work and you redeem a soul, let's also consider that this particular soul was a rapist, a cannibal or a serial killer for example, What would we say to their victims when they see them up there in heaven with them with the crimes they committed? 'Oh they got redeemed so it's all good now! It'll be best for you to forgive and forget!'. " You sneered, like that would ever happen. " yeah right, fuck off."

"I- no! I mean-"

He had nothing to say to that.

"Look, I appreciate you trying to help your people but let's be honest, if humans can do whatever they want then just get redeemed here to end up in heaven it wouldn't be fair to the souls who have been good in life, now would it?"

Well...

With a shake of your head, you walked past him.

This was a waste of time.

"You can try again next meeting but let me tell you now, your idea is never going to be accepted or work for that matter, now if you'll excuse me."

....

No...

He glanced up back and forth at the drone then at you, panic settling in.

No..NO!!

If he let you go now who knows when he'll have another chance at this!

"WAIT!!" He yelled out, his hands outstretched as he rushed ahead to stop you.

But of course, due to his luck, he tripped over his own feet.

Shit!

As he desperately tried to steady himself, he grabbed onto your dress, his eyes widened as the fabric started to rip rapidly.

Fuck!

You cried out in surprise as he collided with you, the impact was sudden and startling, causing you to stumble forward, your body making a loud thumb as it meet the ground, the man following suit, his face landing directly on top of your ass.

.........

Everything went silent.

"Well, that was unexpected."

Was the only thing Vox was able to say.

Oh, this was 𝘧𝘶𝘯.

˖๑‧˚꒷꒦₊꒷꒦︶︶₊꒷꒦˚‧๑˖𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 ˖๑‧˚꒷꒦︶︶₊꒷꒦₊꒷꒦˚‧๑˖

Someone fucked up BIG time

The lucky mf got to feel the cake on their first meeting.

Btwwww~!

One of my friends made this Fanart of my mc for this!! And even drew her as mermaid!! THANK YOU SO MUCH BESTIE!! I LOVE YOUUU😭😭💖💖💖

This fic is posted on AO3, Wattpad and Quotev

Anyhow hope you enjoyed the chapter, have a nice day! ❣️

[11queensupreme11]

I'm sure that a PJ book mentions that the immortal children of the gods like to annoy and play practical jokes on their parents' half-breed children, how the yanderes would react seeing them Percy being bullied and belittled by her brothers and sisters, this is already shown to us in the last hero of Olympus when Triton wants to make Percy understand that she is a coward and emphasizes to him that he is the heir of the seas (I've always wondered what the need for an "heir" is if his father is immortal) and that she is not technically a princess according to the label she is a Bastard because Sally was not even Poseidon's concubine when he was with her and that those who are true princesses are the two daughters of Poseidon with Amphitrite being the legitimate wife and Queen from Atlantis (her daughters are called Cimponela and Rhodes if I'm not mistaken)

(IM SORRY FOR NEVER ANSWERING THISSS BTWWWW 💀💀💀 i just have a lot of asks and im trying to shave them down jhdfjha)

im trying to remember canon, but i think triton was the only sibling percy met who was a jerk to him and DIDN'T get killed/attacked for it??? 😭😭

literally most of the siblings percy met tried to kill her and she retaliated by killing them so even tho they bullied her, she DEFINITELY dealt with them promptly 💀💀💀

BUT ANYWAY, poseidon and hades would be the most pissed about this i think.

poseidon's already mad that he has all these kids that are either ugly af, monstrous, and just "imperfect" to him in general, and now he finds out that they've been bullying his daughter (and, in more extreme cases, trying to kill her). like, how DARE they? this would also fuel his hatred for pjo poseidon because "control your fucking sperms you pos, they keep attacking MY daughter 😤". since he can't kill the godly children, he'd probably just toss them into tartarus as a form of "time out" asjfhjahvf 😭😭😭

hades is GREATLY disappointed but not to a murderous extent at least. "this is not how you treat your little siblings, young man/lady 😠, i expected better from you". he's THEEEE big brother of big brothers, so he would be very disgusted at how pjo! posideon's kids are behaving (and the other godly children tbh cuz wtf leave your little half-blood siblings alone!!!). he would also click his tongue at pjo! poseidon's poor parenting and would probs scold him to get better control over his godly children: "your children are bullies, you should be ashamed of yourself for letting this go on!!! DO BETTER!"

as for beelzebub, he'd be the same as poseidon but more swift about it. the SECOND he realizes that percy's godly siblings like to either bully/attack her, he's throwing them into tartarus. won't even hesitate or anything, he is NOT letting this go any longer because he's paranoid and overprotective like that.

apollo would be a mix between hades and beelzebub. since these godly kids are his beloved's siblings, he would TRY to tell them to either leave her alone or be nicer, but they're obviously not gonna listen so he's gonna whisk percy away to delos (kidnap) while he "deals with her siblings 😊". can't risk his darling being killed!

as for loki, he'd be pissed at the treatment, BUT he would encourage percy to get revenge. she'd most likely say no cuz she honestly doesn't wanna deal with her godly siblings (can't remember), so he would avenge her instead by playing some "harmless" pranks on them.

[stinkytrashman]

What’s the story behind ray and benji?

AAAHHH thank you for asking I’ve been dying to talk about them!!!! Long post btwwww

Ray was just some jobless loser who lived in his moms basement, until he accidentally created an inter-dimensional portal box, which allowed him to travel the multiverse. Him and his friend Wendy are now travelling across the multiverse making ytube videos because it’s their passion lolz. Benji was the leftenant of the inter-dimensional police- a job he really only got because his aunt is the commissioner. Benji never really wanted to be part of the police, because he’s a pacifist and the inter-dimensional police solve a lot of their problems through violence.

Now, to travel the multiverse, you need a passport, which neither Ray nor Wendy have, and so the police are after them because they’re causing trouble across multiple dimensions. Benji was sent in because he’s their heavy hitter (he’s the biggest, strongest guy on the force), but after realizing they weren’t a threat, decided to stay and talk to them for a while. Benji realizes his passion for singing while doing karaoke with them, and comes to the conclusion that being part of the police was really never going to take him anywhere in life. So he quits and joins Ray and Wendy as they travel the multiverse together.

Ayla is the last to join the group, and her and Wendy become instant friends, but Ray was never that good with crowds, and so because Benji is so calming and quiet, Ray clings to him, and they become their own little duo. While all 4 of them are friends, Ray and Benji are special, because they share a lot of common interests and traits. Wendy jokes about them being “soulmates”, and Ayla calls them “lovebirds.” So that’s Ray and Benji, and their backstory, and they’re very special to me and they are so cool and thank you for asking me about them

[pixel-with-wings]

once you're 18 you can control your soulmate's life! huh... i'm so excited to see who my soulmate is.... but you can't see who it is! you can only decide what they'll do for the day! ugh.... fine, this is gonna be so funny... oh! what's this above me? those are the first options for your soulmate! uhhm... wear pink or white to school... hah, let's pick pink! *at school* w-what?! is that.... rui?! wearing pink?! it must be a coincidence... haha.... oya tsukasa kun... you arrived early today... o-oh!! hi rui.... what's the matter tsukasa-kun? is there something on my face? n-no! nothing! (huh... more options just showed up.... WHAT?! KISS TSUKASA OR BLAST TSUKASA WITH A CANNON?! you've got to be joking... can't i just pick neither of them....? wait... MY SOULMATE IS RUI?!) (//copypasted this btwwww)

im having rib pains YEEEOWCH k bye

what the fuck

[munchkinmanchkin]

Btwwww dont yall mind if ill be postin my ocs sometimes??? 😳😳😳 I have 2 (two) different settings! Here is som info:

first one is my main story named Harward's Fullhouse!! Something like a fairytale??? About psychological horror/paychological violence, silly comfortin family, lifeguard syndrome and energy vampire, weirdness and MADNESS! Ha-ha! Also WW songs for sure ahhhh!) ^^ the lights are o-o-on, but no one's ho-o-ome... So welcome home! 🏠♥️🔪

It tells about Rodion, a very kind and compassionate person (with a sick heart, so he doesn't have long left) who meets a very unhappy and lonely inventor Harward Eddison (well, also frighteningly intrusive, but how not to feel sorry for such a poor guy?) and becomes friends with him. He could not imagine how his life would turn out after meeting this miserable genius!

Harward invites him to its mansion, offering to introduce him to his family and show his inventions. They arrive at Harward's house, far from any settlements, and havin som tea, waiting for his family. After tea Rodion felt a little sleepy... And then he woke up on the operating table. ☠️

Now he has become part of the Harward's family, which members seem not really human... And where does this constant mechanical sound of gears come from?

I also have a second setting, but about vampires! I don't like its as much as HF andddd feel kinda impassively for them (and even anxious a bit because its not the thing i relate with), but they help me to rest my brain, because its a sitcome and exist only for jokes and etccc....!!! It's called Deadly Plague and it's based on a funny dream i had about non existing 80s film. Deadly Plague tells about six vampire brothers, Adam, half-human, Morris, average Will Wood fan , Mite, Flea and Horace, three telepath brothers, and Buster, who is def having rabies.

The plot is simple: one night they found a baby on the road and decided to adopt her, rise and integrate into human society. Morris gave girl a name: Deadly Plague 🦇🦠💀

Anddd thats all lol!!! Plague grow up, brothers do vampire things??? There is no exact plot, its just a thing for cute gags and turning brain off, so there is badly a character development (except Plague ofc cuz shes growing up from baby to young adult) or serious conflicts.

Bhagaga that was a little introduction to my settings;;;!!!! Pls tell me if you are okay with some OCs because YOUKNOW me being mostly a singin in the rain artist

[illusionlock]

BTWWWW DOTN FUCKING POST 9/11 JOKES ON MY DASH OK 💜

[blair-the-juggalho]

How we got here (part 1)

One shot about OCs btwwww Xx TW disturbing imagery at beginning ig

I woke up extra early today, It would’ve had my 15th birthday today. I layed in the sleeping bag we found in this old shed. I looked over to my mates jack and Monica. They look so calm, which is rare these days. I decided that because we didn’t really have any where we had to be, I’d leave them to sleep some more.

I walk over to the very small hole in the wall. I look through to see if there are any walkers. I could see one in the distance. The vacant husk staggers around looking for a meal. I cringe in disgust as it’s decaying skin slowly falls off it’s bones. I try to do what I usually do when I’m sad and think positive. But how do you see the positive in this? I feel myself getting more depressed. I reluctantly wake up Monica and jack to hug them. After getting their affection, I feel a lot better.

“Hey, what’s up?” Jack asks.

“Just one of those moods again.” I answer. Monica rubs my shoulder.

“I guess we should set off moving now.” Monica says. We all start packing up again and we start moving in a random direction.

After a while, we came across a few signs saying that there was a school filled with survivors inside.

“Well should we go?” Jack asks.

“Are you fucking stupid? It could be a trap?” Monica retorts.

“But it could also be legit. I think it’s worth it.” I say.

“Fuck no! We’ve lost so much! I can’t risk you two too.” Monica shouted.

“Moni, I get we’ve lost a lot but we can give up hope in everything.” I said. Monica sighed.

“Fine but if we die or become prisoners it’s on you two.” Moncia sighed. Me and Jack hugged her and then we followed the signs. Suddenly, as we where walking, jack shot up into the air was was suspended from a tree branch by a rope trap. Jack screams and I start laughing.

“See what did I tell you I knew this would all be some big trap!” Monica exclaimed. Suddenly, we heard a twig snap.

“Drop you weapons.” A blonde girl ,who looked our age, ordered. A guy who stood next to her , who was holding a chair leg, just looked at us in shock.

“Ok ok. Are you guys gonna like make us prisoners and shit?” I asked. Monica elbowed me.

“Look we don’t want any harm.” The guy spoke.

“Aye, neither do we. Look we saw those signs and we followed them.” I said.

“Well your either really stupid or you have back up.” The blonde said.

“Oh she’s very stupid!” Jack joked. I playfully punched jack, who was still suspended from the tree. This caused the dude to laugh.

“Look, how about you help us get out friend down and we leave you guys alone.” Monica offers.

“Not gonna happen. What if you guys come back with more people?” The blond responds.

“HAH- we don’t really know that many people. I mean we had some friends until they met Blair and ran off… I don’t really blame them if I’m honest.” Jack joked.

“FELLA IM ACTUALLY GONNA SHA-!” I shouted before Monica intervened.

“you two, will you shut the fuck up for once In you damn lives?!” Monica scold. Me and Jack fell silent. “Sorry Monica.” We both said in sync.

“Look vi, they don’t seem like bad people and I mean they’re are age and all! We can’t leave them out here.” The dude said.

“Well we can’t bring them back without marlons permission, Louis.” ‘Vi’ retorted.

“Well then I’ll stay here and you go back and get him.” Louis said.

“No. I’ll stay here and you go get him.” Vi instructed. Louis nodded and ran back to their base. “Hey listen i know we just met but can you help us get out mate down…I don’t wanna ruin your traps.” I asked.

‘Vi’ dramatically rolled her eyes and helped us get jack down.

“Augh- my head!…thanks though.” Jack said. ‘Vi’ nodded and in perfect timing, Louis came back with who I presume is marlon.

“Hey. “ marlon greets. We all wave to him. “Well I’ll introduce everyone properly, I’m marlon. Im pretty much in charge. That’s Louis.” Louis waved happily. “And this is violet.” She looked at us and nodded.

“I’m Blair. This Monica and jack.” They wave at them.

“Look we’re going to be generous with you.” Marlon said.

“If you want, you can come back to our base we have a group around our age. You can stay for a night or two then we can see how it goes ok?”

Me, Monica, and jack all looked at each other.

“Sick. Cheers fella!” I say smiling.

[wizardelf]

hi i started chihayafuru

[kennadavenportgayle]

If ANYONE hurts my husband™ Sean Gayle or EVER talks poorly of him my new tattoo and I will come over to your house and PUNCH you in the FACE

That is all.

[chommyinnit]

fuck breakups yall ever just have that moment in the middle of writing mcyt fanfiction where u just become so increibly aware that you're writing ff about a green fucker that probably cheated at speedrunning and (/rp) regularly manipulates minors.

[vulture-core-blog]

i want roadhog to vore me ;0 ;0 too bad he’s a vegetarian ://///