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kalims · 1 year

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ㅤdorm leaders being savages

summary. basically some backstabber mf tries to 'steal' him and... this is where the savage part starts

featuring. dorm leaders

content. bad friend, gender neutral reader, brutal rejection 😭

note. a full post after a while :')

malleus

I mean it's not like he would notice anyways, again. I firmly believe human and fae courting traditions are vastly different and c'mon... he doesn't even know what the fuck flirting is do you really think he'd get their intentions. 💀

when they start to slide up an arm in places he's quite bothered about, (cause guy is so whipped that he won't let anyone but him touch you.) he isn't even happy that someone is near his proximity anymore, not scared and whatnot.

just he no likey.

AND HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC HE JUST SHRUGS THEM OFF EVERYTIME. he's just a genuine innocent lil' dude who wants his lover to come and save him from this touchy, weird, human.

no child of man cause that's your name ‼️

while he may not get it, he's got a feeling, sixth sense of sorts and when he sees it he's backing tf up away. he's not gonna entertain the doubts.

also he still doesn't get it in the end lmaoooo, he's avoiding all their advances thinking it's a part of human... culture? that he wasn't made aware of.

if they start putting in the forbidden words in the same sentence as your name you know shits going down, suddenly he's not that confused, oblivious, cute guy that they saw but a much colder shell.

when his eyes darken, and it starts storming they'd had better run, he's been kind enough to stay even with their relentless annoying behavior but that is where he crosses the line fr.

don't even be surprised when they get hit by lightning and end up in the infirmary or something, malleus didn't even say anything to them cause he believes actions speaks louder than words... *sends touchy, weird human to the nurse.* see?

someone insults him: ?

someone insults you: 😠😡🤬👿🌩⚡

just goes: "your friend is very unpleasant, I'd appreciate it if you refrain from spending time with them."

something unsaid; spend all of that time with me duhhh

idia

you know what I'm surprised someone actually likes him tbh 😭 except us because we're all built different and we love disgustang discord mod behavior.

you know what's even more surprising? the fact that idia is actually seen by your friend group. I swear he comes out of his room like once a day and that's just because he's craving something else that isn't in his food stock and he's just gonna rob whose mac n' cheese was in the microwave.

and that's literally in his DORM ONLY.

he's like a vampire and allergic to sunlight, he's more willing to come out in the middle of the night because that's when the least 'normies' are scattered around like flies.

(if that counts for anything at all??)

but hanging out is more fun and if you somehow managed to convince idia to come with you with your friends for some well needed, 'socializing' then you're in luck!

besides that you had to bet one of your items in that open world game you played together... all is good!

im like 99% sure idia is disgusted by any other touch from other people, besides you? cause if you touch him he's just embarrassed... but in terms of the disgusted faction, you've been there before.

he immediately spots their intentions cause he definitely plays otome games and this is one of them cliche scenarios to 'spice up' the plot by invoking jealousy in it.

only difference is its him, you and this... random.

if they weren't already offended by the absolute mortification and disgust on his face, somehow continuing to 'rizz' him up.. oh boy. it's gonna get worse.

he's got the worst fucking 3rd grade insults like... "back away from me you noob, are you supposed to be their friend?" he scoffs, surprising them cause they thought he was gonna be that red flag discord romance experience.

"sorry but im not really sorry. i don't associate myself with lower levels such as yourself, try to come back when you're higher but I doubt they'd accept a fiend back."

LIKE WHO USES NOOB AS AN INSULT?

when you come back he's steering you away, pulling on the hem of your sleeves practically begging to come home with the promise of 'grinding that outrageous drop rate item you've asked his help with.'

something unsaid; doxxing them as soon as I get back

vil

ok this one I get.

who wouldn't want vil... it's not like I've made the entirety of the fandom known about my obsession with him as my favorite character or anything, not at all... jokes aside he's a very prominent candidate, he's hot and rich. you get it?

forget about the other qualities because we all known those two can carry someone in life alone, life in luxury and fame? sign them up ASAP.

besides your boyfriend being one of the superstar actors, models, the dream jobs for a dream man even your friends had a hard time believing you. you should be offended that they even considered that you were clinically.. delusional.

plus you didn't even seem to know about vil before so how are you dating him?!

they found out the hard way and safe to say they're flabbergasted because what even?

of course out of everyone here, vil has the most experience in terms of being approached on a baseless appearance only, he's iffed by how fast people get infatuated when they're barely scratching the surface of him.

well, you somehow dug your way deep with a shovel so you're the only exception he will allow...

at this point he knows what to expect the moment one of your friends gave him a look he's all the well too accustomed to. it's easy to ignore the ones he sees in crowds cause there's always some type of fence blocking them from fully proclaiming their love or something.

problem here is that this person has no obstacles and he can tell they're waiting for an opportunity to strike like a snake. *texts the pomefiore gc to tell them about this SNAKE!*

honey this is a big NO for him, you need to consider your circle of friends if one of them immediately starts folding around like this and wastes what? a longer friendship with you? please, he's known his stylists more and they literally get replaced every single day.

he's giving them the biggest, sassiest side eye ever. putting a palm up before they even get to speak because frankly, he does not want to hear it.

they open their knarly mouth. "i—"

he raises a finger. "no."

a frown. "but i—"

"shush."

he can do this forever.

when you come back he's still giving a bombastic, criminal offensive side eye, mentally thinking on how to ruin this person's life in media of course! his natural domain. just one word and the rest of his army will attack fr.

vil usually doesn't do this but seriously? that was another level of low.

also he's just by your side, you don't even have to say that he's your boyfriend because he's lowkey rubbing it in their face that he is in fact, taken.

"next time you try to see me again, might as well buy one of the tickets to my fan signings because you’re not seeing me again otherwise.. well, not like you can afford it anyways." *fabulous hair flip*

something unsaid; either way I'll kick you out if you try to get in

kalim

most safest person to flirt with, even if you're friends with their lover but also the most impossible to actually try and 'steal.'

the thing about kalim is that he's adorably stupid, not to degrade him in any shape or form but he's so oblivious about everything that you could consider it as one of his redeemable traits to be adorable.

he takes everything you say so seriously to the point where if you joke about wanting to water an entire continent he's just there with his carpet waiting for you cause he's gonna do exactly that.

"you're in luck cause I have a lot of water in me!" pops his non existent guns on his arms. (he is talking about his unique magic..)

it takes a remarkable mind to be like... that but you like him all the well about it, compliment his stupid-ness and he'll just grin, flush a little and laugh loudly as he compliments you back. not an ounce of anger in his tiny body.

red eyes but what a bright heart!

the type of guy that goes. "any friend of yours is a friend of mine!" so when he meets your friend group, casually just throws them a grand ball. they don't know whether to be flattered or.. concerned cause this is pretty weird.

not only was one of your friends awed over the mere value of many things inside the dorm he renovated, apparently his very huge bank full of gold was something to gasp over too.

and that's exactly what they did. (I mean get that bag sis but that bag is already owned by someone else and that's you... so that's not slay of you, random friend.)

here's when his nature proves to be quite relenting, even after many flirting, even using those cringe pickup lines from the internet, he just won't budge! it's getting irritating cause they're sure the people already heard the embarrassing words coming out of their mouth.

also that they were flirting with a non-legally married man. (to you ofc ofc.)

kalim either laughs at them because he thinks they were jokes, and just funny or laughs just because he's kalim.

he didn't really mind the casual touches at first, maybe it was friendly? he does it all the time after all but there was a stinking feeling that it felt weird and that alone was weird cause friendly pats were supposed to feel good.

not with you though cause those feel great!

accidentally shuts them down cause they're feeling like a third wheel when you come back after a bathroom break and it's like a total contrast to how he was treating them.

how do you seriously not notice kalim now unintentionally flirting with you?! are both of you airheads?!

he was literally all over you when you quipped up a "hi, I'm back."

and he was like; "welcome back :DDDD!!!!" if it wasn't already obvious they'd even add floating hearts emojis all over his head.

something unsaid; girl he didn't even notice anything was up...

azul

kinda a 50/50?

I'm not sure if most people really dig the whole 'bad reputation' thing. he's friends with the most terrifying twins in the entire campus, notably scammed a lot of people, can give wishes with an extreme price.

oh yeah he runs monstro lounge too but that just means he won't have time to spend with a lover.

that's their own imagination but azul's actually very sweet and gets some overworked junior to do the work for him, usually jade since floyd just leaves if he's given the job. JUST so he can go fret over which tie to use for your unofficial date.

despite him annoyed and losing sleep 24/7 because of the tweels he still asks them which one to use, jade's opinion is most trustworthy since floyd picks the neon, vibrant ones. (don't question why he even owns it.)

I doubt he actually likes people though, anyone else than you? hard pass. he's a simp through and through but unlike idia who can't mask the mortification and disgust on his face even at the cost of his life, good thing that masks are one of the many things azul is good at.

he slips up sometimes cause he genuinely thinks it's embarrassing that they're doing whatever this is to him, (well more of an attempt?) and to you, who is also their friend and his lover.

slip up as in his eye twitches, he flinches away a little too fast when they touch him, and his smile wobbles.

I mean no one would notice if he uses his magic on one, singular person...

mentally makes a note to remember whoever this was cause they're not stepping foot in octavinelle ever again.

+ an object of fun for the tweels. #gotormentthatlife!!

he's just a polite guy, so he won't just straight up insult them but he does warn them. the only thing holding him back from cooking a whole table is the crowd that would definitely spread the news of him going batshit.

like; "could you please, stop this? I hope you're not as stupid as you make yourself out to be because if you think I'm an idiot to not know what you're doing.. "

meanwhile his mind; "ugh this bitch. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]."

I mean he's not that intimidating ALONE but when he gets all threatening like that (🥰) he could pass for an assassin fr.

just gets the tweels to deal with them cause he does not have the patience to deal with this backstabbing ho and it's wasting his precious time that should have been spent talking with you.

ugh he did not spend like 30 whole minutes picking out his tie and gloves just for this.

azul when he sees you coming back: 😇

something unsaid; [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

leona

oh boy, cover your eyes cause we're stepping onto another level of SAVAGE. you don't call lions that for NOTHING ‼️ beastman or just beast.

has the least filter out of everyone, as in he just doesn't give a single fuck, he's the chillest (agressive) guy on the twst planet so if the thought of wanting to insult some stranger that doesn't have a significance in his life at all pops up in his mind he ain't gonna change it lol.

gives the stinkiest eyes, even his tail and ears pause to synchronize with his thoughts cause if they had googly eyes they'd have a side eye too.

if he's laying down and they try pulling him upwards, tryna latch onto him? *just shoves them cutely.* problem solved.

leona's nice enough to let them off without losing something cause you really do mean something to him if he's holding back for your expense knowing that this is one of your 'friends.'

they don't even deserve to be called that!

like no one interrupts his peaceful nap times except for when he stands up to interrupt it himself just to drag you down with him.

wait so basically anyone but him???

he, really doesn't want to waste energy on this fool and to be honest they're really boring him since you went out to grab something you forgot. (but knowing this person for less than an hour in his life, they probably had something to do with that too.) so you aren't here to give him a reason to stay awake.

them rambling but in leona's eyes they're a blurry figure cause he's really sleepy.

then suddenly he's an iphone promax when he's looking at you 💀

if they already didn't take a hint from his earlier shove, the dirt isn't the only thing he's gonna shove someone into. there's a lake there for a reason other than keeping a home for the fishes y'know. never would know if they eat people too. /j

"would you shut up?"

yeah that's all he says but we all know how sharp it is to hear that from somebody so they immediately shut up. there's absolutely no need for any waste on energy of them, just one look from him and they're SILENT.

hopefully embarrassed too cause wtf was that??

unfortunately he can't fully enjoy his usually relaxing nap cause this random is corrupting the atmosphere even when they're silent, I swear they could shift and leona feels like one step closer to smacking 'it.'

ignored them every single time they tried to call out to him LOUDLY before but when you just silently step back on the field, he already peeks out an eye??? like no words needed.

what love does to a mf... sighs... another cold male lead we've lost to romance because of our mc <4

something unsaid; I was really questioning if keeping myself from strangling someone was worth it. took more effort than doing it literally

riddle

I'd have a crush on him too tbh.

unlike azul who already knew their intentions from the start, polite enough to kindly drop signs that he's not interested. riddle doesn't get it, he's just polite as well but also confused?

like he doesn't know they're tryna flirt, but he does think their actions are strange like c'mon. why are they trying to feel him up? he has no idea except the thought that he doesn't like it at all.

also it feels like he's betraying you so he just straight up pulls their arm away off of him firmly and shakes his head.

"stop this behavior."

he sighs.

surprisingly he's patient but also impatient???

consider this the first and last warning cause he WILL excuse himself if it ever goes on, riddle can wait for you browse through a whole store with him following you around and playfully commenting on your taste but can't wait for their attitude to get better.

he ain't gonna waste any more of his precious minutes on this period.

I don't know how to explain it, he's totally unaware of what they want, which is him ironically. but the reason he's rejecting their advances is because he's so devoted and a simp for you.

not a lot of people have the balls to converse or touch around him carelessly like that so freely so isn't it basic human courtesy to hold off all the physical affection till they're more acquainted?

well, not that riddle's not gonna let their current relationship advance any further from strangers at this point...

he's so loyal to you that it's cute jabskans.

riddle sticks to his principles, and he certainly has his own preferences for the personality of people. one of the traits he despises is when they don't understand his earlier warnings.

of course riddle isn't very forgiving, they're lucky they were even given a chance before cause even he, doesn't spare his dorm members a second chance when they break a rule he's been plenty lenient with.

so if you were given a chance, you better take it cause he's not giving you another.

like how since you did take your chance he's not gonna let you go now 😍.

isn't the type to be rude to people for matters he deems conflict being easily avoidable so he just makes up a believable excuse and walks away loool.

and they're like thinking; didn't he say he was tired and had to sleep since he stayed up planning the unbirthday party... why is he having a tea date with you???

suddenly he didn't look too tired at all compared to when he randomly slumped to look exhausted before??

something unsaid; 🥰🍵 what a successful unbirthday party *forgets about them immediately cause you're both having an unofficial date.*

note. ok so something unsaids are basically that but don't misunderstand, it's something they didn't say.

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lxvvie · 11 months

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Spooky season might be over, but the horror and folklore lover in me will never die!

I wanna see the TF141 boys (or just all of the MW2 guys in general) go to the U.S (either in a mission or with their American S/O who is local) and encounter all the creepy and freaky shit that goes down either in the Appalachian Mountains or in the Louisiana Bayous.

Just them being fed stories from the locals and being told what to do and what not to do, especially at night.

Just…some COD supernatural-folklore horror/survival…

omg, I feel like this would be hilarious, though.

Gaz fucking loves horror movies but can't be bothered to believe in cryptids. Meanwhile, Soap doesn't care for them but absolutely believes cryptids exist.

Ghost just doesn't give a damn and gets roped in.

Price is busy wondering why his ass hasn't gotten a pay raise for all the shit he deals with.

Graves is the superstitious one, surprisingly, 'cause his momma made him hip to the goings on of the supernatural around them. Phillip Winchester for the win lol.

Roach is the one who actually manages to encounter one.

König is the one who gets mistaken for a cryptid. We all know he's Cthulhu's long-lost child so move the fuck over Cthylla. Probably has something to do with that moss cape thingie he's wearing at the moment.

Horangi hedged a bet that someone in KorTac would encounter one and came out on top. Surprisingly.

Keegan also encounters one but thinks nothing of it until it locks eyes with him and... oh.

Rudy swears he saw a ghost or two or three on base and Alejandro initially doesn't believe him until he has a paranormal experience of his own while working late one night.

Valeria would be the type to use this against to scare the fuck out of Los Vaqueros, Rudy, especially lmaoooo.

#call of duty: imagines #los vaqueros #call of duty #call of duty ghosts #call of duty modern warfare #task force 141 #kortac #shadow company #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mctavish #simon ghost riley #rodolfo rudy parra #alejandro vargas #gary roach sanderson #keegan p russ #könig #phillip graves #valeria garza

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witchinatree · 24 days

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magnus protocol episode 28 ramble

i have coviddd so i get to listen to the episode nowww instead of after school (i am dying)

my sister is playing loz botw rn and needs my help so i am gonna multi task in the sense that i will be so zoned out

i hope we see trevor herbert in this one i will CACKLE

oh my god immediately LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY SHIT IT REALLY IS HIM

these are too many words about things i don't understand i am so covid core

a.. diverse photo... 💀

sam just making scared "uhhh.." i love him

oh wow that was very minimal for all of that work, sounds about right

intervene?

WHAT? A MURDER SUSPECT? WHO? GWEN? OR CELIA? or is it colin but he's like in jail. oh yeah ok it was gwen related it's about ink5oul

this is really hard to take seriously knowing trevor was a mass vampire murderer in another universe like yea sure dude. sure man.

alice you were right babe what were you right about though

oh yea obviously the minister doesn't know anything

PANN!!!! PAN CELIA!!!!! WE WIN

"you have no idea" LMAOOOOO????? MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS WITH THE DEAD SILENCE AFTER. NO FUCKING WAY

oh my god sam oh my god sam oh my god sam you've finally done it you've finally asked

?? jeremy? jeremy's granddaughter? jeremy bouchard? jeremy bouchard? ? ? ?

"lena's lying to you" LMAOOOO WAIT NOOO GWEN NO GWENNY DON'T GET HER FIRED NO PLEASE WAIT THIS IS UNFAIR GWEN PLEASE HER JOB SHE NEEDS HER JOB DON'T GET LENA FIRED WHO IS THE. WHO IS THE THIRD PARTY?

oh god so this is bad

SAM WHAT??? HELLO??? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS CAR LMFAOOOO

OH MY GOD

oh my god oh my god oh my god THE ARCHIVIST IS THERE OH FUCK

OH MY HOLY FUCKING SHIT. GWEN HELP HIM????? GWENNY I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE BABE HELP HIM

saul? joy? interesting..

gilbert... the lore drop is going crazy i hope sam is okay after this

sam you bit a kid? LMAO? oh these questions are creepy and i'm scared for him

dr. f welling? i don't recognize ANY of these na... CHANTING? SAM? oh this poor traumatized child

ok i kinda get why he's so obsessed now and i feel very bad. but also if this was me i would never ever think about this place again and forcefully move on

sam baby no i would have left three horrible things ago

oh? sam's parents were rejected? i'm so scared for him wtf.

SAM? DID HE JUST COLLAPSE?? BABE???

i need to know who this archivist is oh my god and i also need to know sam is okay

#holy shit #oh my god #we're so back #i can't believe the season is almost over #the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #fen blogs tmagp #tmagp 28

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twost3ps · 5 months

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Listen! Listen! Listen to me! How about this: Paimon is the 7th ex, and Adam is the real mother of Stolas. 😂 I immediately thought of this when I listened to "No Way" from Six The Musical.

The only reason they break up is because Adam finds out that Paimon had an affair that he didn't know about. (Basically like Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon's situation.) This would add a layer of trauma to Stolas's situation. I guess it's like father, like son, except the father was an asshole while the son was forced into a child marriage and just wanted to be happy. Stolas didn't know or remember Adam being his mother because Paimon got child custody, and Adam wasn't allowed to see him. This would add some drama once Adam finds out about the child marriage and Stella abusing his son. Also, I want to see Lucifer find out that one of the Kings, more obedient to fight than the other kings, has two hundred legions of demons under his rule and is the asshole who wouldn't allow his now-boyfriend to see his son. I want to see how the fight would happen.

I'm so sorry for tge late reply it's exam week 4 me so I've just been jumped by work but-

LMAOOOO 💀💀💀💀

This is so good actually omg...

DAMN I JUST NARROWED IT DOWN TO 3 😭😭😭 I WANT THIS ONE TOOOOOOOOOO

AUSGSHSJSN man I love a good Adambowl hhhhhh

But so so good yummm

But I think Paimon's affair would definitely add more trauma to Adam.

Bro. If he's added, that mean THREE people cheated on him- Lilith, Eve, and now Paimon

It would KILL him

For Stolas, I think this could be fixed by saying Adam laid an egg and the incubation period is LONGGGG. And i mean long af, probably due to one being a Goetia and the other being a human, sooooo. It also puts out good reason why Stolas would have no idea that Adam was his mom in the first place because he hatches after Adam is forced away.

Paimon probably threatened to reveal Adam's residence in hell to Lucifur and heaven and it drove Adam away, scared of punishment. Either way, he would have to leave the baby. Still hurt tho and it made him so upset for years.

Sadly, the stolas plot point would most likely have to be scrapped to complexity and timeline stuff. I have no idea how it would work sory wiseee. But I'm gonna write this thing. It's more of an idea, so for now, yes, Adam has a baby ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Oh but when Adam finds out what's going on 💀💀💀

Death man. He's gonna make Lucifur throw hands. Not on just Paimon but on Stella too. BRUHHH

Imo, I think Adam was and is a good parent. He's just an asshole to literally everybody else. He might have wanted to find Stolas before, but he had no idea where to go. And for plot reasons, he doesn't understand hell heigharchy or any of its big leaders, he just got with a big strong hot bird guy for a while. He just hoped his kid was fine (he was not lol)

As for Lucifur, yeah, he's gonna throw hands. He knows it's hypocritical of him to get mad at Paimon for cheating on Adam but he's still so pissed. And for not letting Adam see his kid, man if he could never see Charlie again he would actually die, so he's gonna beat tf out of him

I think Paimon would just take it ngl, he upset his king and although he doesn't understand why it's a big deal he's just gonna take it o3o

This thing is all over the place and has so many loopholes that I would have to get help for piecing this in but I do love this idea

#scott pilgirm au

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heavyhitterheaux · 1 year

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Put it On The Floor

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

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y/ninsta: Rip me out the plastic, I been actin brand new 🤭

Put it On The Floor AGAIN, BITCH!

Big Latto and Big Bardi!

MIDNIGHT!

claybornharlow: produced by little baby 😊

y/ninsta: claybornharlow you always come thru for me!

claybornharlow: y/ninsta unlike my sibling

jackharlow: PAUSE claybornharlow what the hell is wrong with your ass?

2forwoyne: WHAT'S HAPPENIN?!?

claybornharlow: jackharlow little baby always wins. woulda thought you learned that by now

jackharlow: claybornharlow not when it comes to this ass whooping you about to get

normani: PRETTY BITCHES ONLY!!!

y/ninsta: jackharlow claybornharlow you two need to go to family counseling, my goodness lmao allthingsy/n: AHHH WE READY QUEEN!

jackharlowsource: might have to change my name to y/nsource lmao the queen has been killing it lately!

theestallion: y/ninsta they'll never learn lol

angelreese: thank you so much for having me!

y/ninsta: angelreese of course bby!

jessicakelce: TRIPLETS WHERE?!?! YALL ABOUT TO EAT THIS SHIT ALL THE WAY UP!

blancahood: somebody go and check on grandma lmao

y/ninsta: blancahood lmao she might need to be hospitalized after this

saweetie: y/ninsta blancahood lmaoooo aye yo

saweetie: I got the prettiest best friend everrrrr

urbanwyatt: oh y/ninsta jackharlow finally let you out the house?

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt no I snuck out and left the triplets with him. jessica and blanca were outside with the car running lmao

jackharlow: had me fighting for my damn life. I'm calling for her ass and next thing I know, I hear tires scraping and they asses flying down the street full of bad decisions and hot chips. just like in high school smh

saweetie: NOT FULL OF HOT CHIPS AND BAD DECISIONS

urbanwyatt: jackharlow not our fault we can handle spicy food and you can't and y/ninsta not you ditching the husband lmaoooo

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby please stop being dramatic. I was gone for less than an hour and they just went to wing stop with me 🙄 urbanwyatt I was coming back!

jackharlow: y/ninsta coulda fooled me the way yall asses was flying down the street! about to make me a single parent and shit

quiiso: jackharlow we woulda helped you with them!

shloob_: quiiso speak for yourself. I'll take the first two, but yall can have Autumn

2forwoyne: shloob_ don't tell me you scared of Autumn just like you scared of her momma lmao

shloob_: 2forwoyne SHE IS LITERALLY A MINI VERSION OF HER THAT LOOKS LIKE JACK. I CANNOT HANDLE IT.

jackharlow: I know our youngest is a little terror but damn lmao

claybornharlow: jackharlow that's funny because when she's with me she is always on her best behavior

y/ninsta: claybornharlow because she adores you lol

claybornharlow: jackharlow you hear that big brother? how your child love me more than you? just like your wife

jackharlow: claybornharlow all I hear is you screaming for mercy as I kick your ass

y/ninsta: CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO! LMAO

y/ninsta added to their story

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y/ninsta: told them bitches meet me at the top, think they got lost

blancahood: grandma definitely got lost. think we need to buy her walker to catch up?

jessicakelce: blancahood nah, she need one of them motorized wheelchairs lmao

y/ninsta: the both of yall get on my damn nerves lmao

jackharlow: my baby girl 😍

jackharlow: y/ninsta lemme suck on you like you sucking on them wings 😉

urbanwyatt: jackharlow NO, WE ARE NOT HAVING A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE PLANE TO AUSTRALIA

wingstop: you're in her DM's, we're in her lap

jackharlow: wingstop I'll do you one better, I'm in her mouth 🥰

y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS! PLEASEEEEE

saweetie: jackharlow I CANNOT WITH YOUR ASS

taylorrooks: and this is why yall asses got three kids now smh

y/ninsta: taylorrooks can't help it sis, my man fine lmao

yungskylark: we need to place bets again yall. how long you think before she's pregnant again?

normani: yungskylark 24 hours

claybornharlow: yungskylark 2 weeks and 5 days

druski2funny: yungskylark spoiler alert, she's already pregnant

2forwoyne: yungskylark a year at most and druski2funny y/ninsta is about to kill you for that lmao

y/ninsta: NOT YALL PLACING BETS!

jackharlow: oh lemme join!

jackharlow: at the absolute most there will be a six year difference in between our triplets and the next baby, at the absolute least three years because someone decided to get on birth control

y/ninsta: jackharlow you have super sperm, I couldn't risk it lmao

saweetie: y/ninsta oh swallowing wasn't working out as your birth control anymore?

y/ninsta: saweetie it wasn't! I needed to take more serious measures and druski2funny shut your ass up because I AM NOT PREGNANT AGAIN

druski2funny: y/ninsta YET

y/ninsta: normani imma kick your ass too smh

normani: y/ninsta not my fault I can see the future

dualipa: jackharlow taking you to court for child support once she leaves you for me

claybornharlow: dualipa GET IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING LINE!

jessicakelce: LMAOOOO HERE THEY ASSES GO!

jackharlow: both of yall can fuck all the way off. only one I might drop off on your porch and speed down the street is Autumn.

y/ninsta: jackharlow yall gonna stop talking about my baby

jackharlow: y/ninsta did she not just stick her lollipop in my hair earlier and laugh and you had to cut it out or was I imagining things?

y/ninsta: jackharlow she went to Harlow baby jail and served her sentence!

jackharlow: y/ninsta and now she's back on the streets terrorizing folks smh

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jackharlow: I swear I'm set for life, she let me get her preg 😏😏

y/ninsta: 🤭🤭🤭

yungskylark: actually surprised it took this long

urbanwyatt: keep in mind the pregnancy scare at 16 lmaoo

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt you are never about to let that go, are you? lmao

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta NOPE

dualipa: jackharlow duh, we needed a sperm donor. thanks Jack, Jack!

saweetie: jackharlow fights for his life every single day on this app lmao

jackharlow: dualipa I better not see you on my door step this weekend

dualipa: jackharlow too late, flight's already booked

jackharlow: dualipa well unbook it, unless you want to meet my flame thrower face to face

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby quit it! allthingsy/n: jackharlow what's your favorite line in the song? jackharlow: allthingsy/n the end lmao allthingsy/n: jackharlow WHY YOU SHADING YOUR WIFE jackharlow: I meant what she says at the end lol y/ninsta: jackharlow you nasty as hell smh jackharlow: y/ninsta you the one who said it not me jackharlowsource: wait what she say? urbandjack25: jackharlowsource it's giving cunt, she playing with her pussy in the booth lmao jackharlow: y/ninsta surprised you didn't call me to take care of that for you y/ninsta: jackharlow come take care of it now!

jackharlow: y/ninsta SHE STARTED IT!

y/ninsta: jackharlow but on a serious note, I love your smile and you look so happy in this pic 🥰

jackharlow: y/ninsta because you rode me less than an hour ago

y/ninsta: jackharlow never mind. I take it back.

jackharlow: y/ninsta just playing, baby! you know you and our little ones can always put a smile on my face.

urbanwyatt: jackharlow Autumn will be the one to give you more gray hair, not a smile on your face

jackharlow: urbanwyatt she's already started smh

jackharlowsource: our parents are really growing up in front of our eyes 😥

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y/ninsta: Ivy, Axel, and Autumn’s momma 😘🥰

saweetie: THE BADDEST TO EVER DO IT!

jackharlow: RIP ME OUT THE PLASTIC!

urbanwyatt: I BEEN ACTIN BRAND NEW

yungskylark: BITCHES ACTIN LIKE THEY RUNNIN SHIT

2forwoyne: THEY REALLY RAN THROUGH

jackharlow: prettiest baby momma that I ever did see 😍

lilnasx: still can't believe you and jackharlow are in charge of three little people lmao

privategarden: lilnasx we can't either lmao

jackharlow: privategarden WHAT?!

privategarden: jackharlow 👀👀👀

y/ninsta: jackharlow aww why thank you 🥰

y/ninsta: lilnasx it's weird lol like they are mini versions of us. LITERALLY.

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta 2fo ate my lunch you made me

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt AGAIN?! 2forwoyne get in here NEOW!

2forwoyne: y/ninsta what the? why do I get blamed for everything?!

yungskylark: 2forwoyne because it's usually you! smh

y/ninsta: okay PG, Sunday dinner at our house. Do not wear any loose jewelry either and 2forwoyne take urby to get some ramen to make up for it

neelamthadhani: y/ninsta what the?

jackharlow: neelamthadhani Autumn's new phase is stealing jewelry and hiding it. my pg ring was lost for a week. it was in her toy chest.

druski2funny: jackharlow yall kids would be bad as shit lmao

jackharlow: y/ninsta's mom told me exactly why too. y/ninsta was HORRIBLE as a toddler 😭😭😭😭

y/ninsta: jackharlow AHT AHT! was not!

jackharlow: y/ninsta mom said otherwise lol biting kids and running smh

y/ninsta: jackharlow she wouldn't leave me alone so I bit her

jessicakelce: NOT BABY Y/N BITING PEOPLE 😭

jackharlow: y/ninsta and that's where your anger issues started lmao

y/ninsta: jackharlow no ragrets, that hoe had it coming

jackharlow: y/ninsta you were literally 3!

y/ninsta: jackharlow I bite you all the time and you don't complain

saweetie: OH

jackharlow: y/ninsta I plead the fifth

y/ninsta added to their story

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#jack harlow #jack harlow fic #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x black reader #jack harlow fluff #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow fanfiction #instagram au #jack harlow instagram au #first lady of pg

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nattinatalia · 2 years

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Urban Wyatt x Reader Instagram AU

A/N: Debating if I should make this a series with Fics & Insta AUS but for now, enjoy these!!! Part 1 & part 2

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yourusername Add video vixen to my resume 😈 🤪 Parents & siblings, don’t watch!!!!!

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russ My vixen 😇 thank you for accepting to be in my video, I win.

urbanwyatt She’s my video vixen every night tho so I win 😊🤪

yourusername 😊

yourbestiename BITCHHHH 🥵

neelamthadhani The ass grab holy shit 😮‍💨

champagnepapi You’re next to be in my video!

yourusername Anything for you 😜

jackharlow ABSOLUTELY NOT 😡

jackharlow COME ON WTF MAN????

claybornharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ My eyes need bleach asap

yourusername Then go get some, mom has some in the pantry!!!!

urbanupdates 👀 That’s definitely not urban

yourusername No duhhhh

user I always thought y/n and Urb would end up together. Idk something about them whenever we see them together gives me bf/gf vibes.

yourusername 😅😅😅😅

urbanwyatt 🧍🏼🧍🏼🧍🏼

yourbestiename That’s literally her man lmaoooo. They are dating!!!!

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urbanwyatt This is how I feel about that video….. stop asking me. But we can all agree on one thing, my girl is fucking sexxxy 🥵 & I be diving in on that ass non stop.

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yourusername You eat it like it’s your last meal 🤪🤪🤪

jackharlow Can you stop?

yourusername NO

jackharlow I’m about to block you and deck you. What did I say Urb?

claybornharlow AYE YOO 😡

nemoachida Lmao after they both told you to not be posting shit like that here your ass goes.

user Go ahead and stomp on my heart here I thought you were single.

user WHAT IF THE CAPTION IS MY 13th REASON???!? CAN YOU EAT MY ASS ???

yourusername He’s mine and he’s only allowed to eat mine.

mamamaggie Child of mine 🤫 keep that behind closed doors.

cozane Hmm 🤔

urbanwyatt 🤫

yourusername Don’t be scared, speak up!!!

urbanwyatt No go away

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yourusername Princess treatment 👸🏻 💅🏼

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yourbestiename Yessss 🙌🏼

neelamthadhani As it should be sis

claybornharlow I expect nothing more. But umm who is he? 🤨

jackharlow COME HOME NOW!!!!!!

yourusername Wait.. why????

jackharlow Music video, the dude here who isn’t my best friend. Who is he ? Clay and I haven’t approve this friendship, next thing you know you’ll tell us you have a tattoo.

yourusername About that….. 😬 🙊

jackharlow Y/N M/N HARLOW

yourusername You’re so dramatic, I’m grown let me live my life before I tell mom.

claybornharlow Don’t tell her shit because apparently you can get away with everything.

jackharlow It’s been like that since she picked you up from the local trash can.

yourusername You need to stop with that story.

jackharlow I’m not stopping shit since I’m telling the truth. All I know is one night mom came home with you and you stank.

claybornharlow 😭😭😭😭😭

yourusername I HATE YOU

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yourusername Call me Mr. Steal yo girl 🤪

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urbanwyatt No, I’ll call you something else 😉

yourusername 🙊

jackharlow 🤦🏼‍♂️ How many more tattoos are you getting? No more vacations without supervision.

yourusername BOO YOU WHORE!!!!

jackharlow What?

yourusername YOU’RE BORING!!!!!

claybornharlow & this is why I’m the favorite

yourusername Umm who told you that lie?

jackharlow Ha 💀

claybornharlow Uh you did….. when I bailed you out two weeks ago!

yourusername You’re not my favorite when you’re spilling secrets 🤦🏻‍♀️

jackharlow I need to have a serious conversation with the both of you asap.

mamamaggie Jackman, leave my babies alone. They’re old enough to make their own decisions. But also Clay and Y/N, you both need to calm down with the craziness.

yourusername 🙊🙊🙊

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yourusername Back with my baby 😇🤞🏼

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nemoachida And back to terrorize all of us with the lovey dovey shit

jackharlow Honestly with their annoying asses

claybornharlow 🙄

druski2funnny He doesn’t look too happy to be with you 😂🧐

yourusername I tired him out after going a round or two in the bunks 🤪😜

selenosunni 💀 Stop

cozane Seriously stop sis please

yourusername Y’all acting like you don’t know how we be behind closed doors. The two people who basically set us up, now you’re acting disgusting ?? 💀

jackharlow I’m sorry what?

jackharlow THEY KNEW BEFORE ME????

jackharlow Go on and stab me right on my back

urbanwyatt BABE?!!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️

cozane Nice going smart ass

selenosunni 💀

yourusername You really are so dramatic and what for??? Do I need to remind you all my friends you used to get with????

claybornharlow So what I understand is that you and Urban dated on the low and these two idiots knew before all of us??

mamamaggie I knew 🤭

jackharlow YES MOM I KNOW!!!!!!! 🙄

neelamthadhani LMAO how did you guys find out? I don’t think you shared the story with me 😢 I just seen y’all together and Jack was having a meltdown.

yourusername About that……

claybornharlow NO NO NOPE. I don’t want to hear it again!!!!

urbanwyatt Just text her babe 😭😭😭

jackharlow Can you two break up? I’m tired of y/n stealing my wingman

yourusername 🖕🏻🖕🏻

jackharlow Is that a no???

yourusername It’s a “you better run and hide”

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#urban wyatt #urban wyatt x yn #urban wyatt x y/n #urban wyatt x reader #instagram au #jack harlow #clayborn harlow #urban wyatt x you #harlow sister

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moonspirit · 3 months

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We need more on Aruani’s first child Connie. Him as an uncle (I headcannon taht he is more like an older brother).

Also just their general relationship with Connie, like for an example I imagine that he will be the officiant when they get married. He is definitely the person who constantly asks Armin when he is going to pop the question

Hello!!

Ohhhh Aruani child is gonna loooooove Connie! He's the perfect Big-Brother figure and his experience with kids (his own younger siblings) really does the trick! He's the one they gotta find whenever they want to do something absolutely jolly and silly and he humors their whims and fancies every single time :3 (I also hc that Connie sings a lot of folk songs that he learned in his household which becomes a thing he passes on to Aruani child haha xD)

As for Aruani's relationship with Connie - hooooo boi. Connie's the one person who lacks any hesitation or sensitivity whatsoever in matters related to Aruani's relationship lmaoooo. Those two have a fight? Connie's going to casually mention over breakfast (when everyone is present) how Armin cried 30 separate times last night and can they please make up soon? For his own sanity? Or he's poking and prodding Annie with a fearless grin on his face asking about what she bought for Armin as a birthday present (*wink wink* you know what her present was) - because Connie's scared of nobody, not god and certainly not the former Female Titan.

On the whole Connie's THE wingman for the entirety of Aruani's lives! He's the silliest silly man, full of fun, bad jokes, and plenty of cheer T///Tb

#askies #aruani #connie springer #headcanon #armin arlert #annie leonhart #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aruannie #snk #aot #armin x annie

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makoodles · 1 year

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I keep thinking about more tìtunu pregnant Mc. like one-day Tsu'tey and Loak are arguing (More like Tsu'tey threatening Loak) behind her back. She turns around and sees Tsu'tey's ears against his head, teeth bared, and tail wagging in a warning manner, and Loak is snarling and quietly hissing. She gets so mad, she's like "What are you trying to prove!!? I'm yours to a child?! I... I can't." she huffs angrily and storms away to the scientist outpost, Tsu'try following after her like a kicked puppy, well not before hissing at loak. She is so done with almost everything, since her due date coming soon (the poor scientists are tired of being scared out of the post but don't have the balls to stand against Tey) it took quite a day for her to forgive him (because horny time)

-pink rose anon

Tsu'tey following reader like a kicked puppy after arguing but still managing to sneak in one last hiss at Lo'ak is so fucking funny to me. Like i just know Lo'ak would get under his skin so much purely because he's so like young Jake, but it would look so fucking bizarre to the rest of the clan lmaoooo

Tsu'tey's not normally a grovelling man, but if his little mate (who's pregnant!) is angry at him, this man will be on his knees so fast

#asks #pink rose anon #avatar headcanons

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11queensupreme11 · 10 months

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Think about the confusion when percy and anubis do it for the first time. One moment his is done and the next the knot starts to form. Our poor girl won’t know what is this and she will absolutely panic!

(And i 100% believe that if Alpha Anubis would turn Percilla into the goddess he would make her an omega)

unlike us, who are depraved abo fanatics, percy is a pure child who doesn't have a fucking clue what a 'knot' is so she definitely WOULD be scared and confused lmaoooo 😭😭😭

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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shalikneez · 1 year

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fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):

while reading:

- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda

- xaden scares me lowk

- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question

- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!

- omg chronic illness mc YES

- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅

- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.

- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣

- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved

- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy

- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time

- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass

- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining

- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.

- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay

- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️

- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩

- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓

- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much

- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi

- i was right 🤭

- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it

- dragon world building is so 💗💗

- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me

- i want a dragon

- i miss mira

- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf

- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon

- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded

- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too

- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here

- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3

- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨

- omg kisss!

- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN

- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning

- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics

- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍

- ok politics. i don’t care that much.

- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be

- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/

- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!

- me when the romance book is romancing 😐

- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today

- more monster dick sex. how lovely.

- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!

- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️

- omg plot

- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!

- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?

- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(

- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol

- aw xaden likes her so much. simp

- CLIFFHANGER 😮

overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D

#fourth wing #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #rebecca yarros #the empyrean #xadenviolet #tairneanach

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waltwhitmansbeard · 2 years

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How about... hospital #5, but it's going to be mother and daughter: Clara and Beau?

5. "As soon as I heard what happened, I dropped everything and rushed over here." lmao i did not remember that beau's mom's name was clara so i thought you were trying to imply that caduceus's sister was her mom lmaoooo

Beau sits in the waiting room of the infirmary, her leg jiggling so violently that it shakes the chairs on either side of her. She's been here for hours, sitting, sitting, sitting, not doing anything, not getting any answers, going fucking insane. She's yelled at the clerk three times, and yet no one's come out to tell her what the fuck is going on. She's chewed all her nails down to the quick, pulled the loose threads from her tunic until it started to unravel. Each minute feels like an agonizing hour, and she's going to start clawing at the walls if she doesn't get any information soon.

This tiny infirmary, too small for their neighborhood in Zadash, only lets one parent back with a child patient, and as fucking torturous as it is for Beau, it was clear that Yasha was better suited to the task of advocating on behalf of Aurelia, the six-year-old half-elf girl they've been fostering for almost a year now. Beau'd been nervous, when they first took her in, rail-thin and spooked by her own shadow, afraid she'd be too brusque, too coarse to help a kid like Aurelia come out of her shell, but in the year she's been a part of their lives, Beau's fallen hopelessly in love with the little girl. She races home from the library every day, eager to tell their wide-eyed foster daughter all about the day's adventures, manufactured or not. She lives for weekend mornings, when Aurelia crawls in between her and Yasha and tells them all about the dreams she had in the night, and for family dinners, when Aurelia proudly announces all the interesting things she learned in school that day. Somehow, between the investigations and the filed reports and the adventures abroad, Beau became a mom, and it didn't terrify her until this very moment, when she sits alone in a waiting room, praying to the gods she doesn't care about for any scrap of news.

The front door to the infirmary swings open, but Beau doesn't look up from her bouncing knee. People have been in and out all day. It isn't until a figure hovers just in her peripheral that she twists her head around to see—

"Mom?"

Clara Lionett stands there, hesitant smile on her face, wearing a much more casual dress than Beau thinks she's ever seen on her. "Beauregard."

"What're you..." Her hands clench and unclench atop the arms of her chair. "What're you doing here?"

"As soon as I heard what happened, I dropped everything and rushed over here." She carefully perches on the edge of the seat next to Beau, hands folded in her lap. "Your brother is with the neighbors. I didn't want to scare him."

Beau clenches her jaw. She'll let that one go. "How did you even find out we were here?"

"Your tiefling friend," Clara replies simply, as if it were obvious. "Jester believed I'd want to know that my foster granddaughter had been injured."

Beau hears the accusation in the subtext: I wish I had heard it from you. "Yeah. Well. I wish had something to tell you. I've been here for fucking hours. They won't tell me anything."

Clara takes a deep breath. "We'll see about that." Without another word, she stands, crosses over to the clerk's desk, and begins murmuring something too low for Beau to hear. Beau tries to lean in, hoping to overhear, but to no avail; her mother is an expert at not being heard. After several minutes of this back and forth, the clerk nods, stands, and disappears into the hall that leads to the patients' rooms. Clara comes to sit next to Beau again, and Beau gapes at her. "How—what did you—"

"You know I admire your tenacity, Beauregard, but sometimes a delicate touch is all that is required." There's a ghost of a smile in her eyes, and Beau is even more confused than she was before.

A minute and a half later, a white robed doctor comes out, a clipboard in his hand. "Ms. Lionett, I—"

"Lionett-Nydoorin."

He blinks. "Pardon me."

"It's hyphenated. Lionett-Nydoorin."

"Yes. Right. Well for starters, Aurelia is going to be fine—"

She could claw his eyeballs from his skull. "It took you all this time to come out here and tell me she's gonna be fine?"

The doctor bristles. "There were several tests to run, and the healing ritual is still underway. A fall from such a height is no small thing, especially for one so young."

"No shit." She stands, fists balled up at her sides. "Can I see her now?"

"As I said, the healing ritual is still ongoing, and the room is—well. It is rather small, and your wife..." He trails off awkwardly.

Beau crosses her arms. "My wife is the size of a mountain and hotter than hell. I'm aware."

"Well, there is just enough room for her and the healer. But I promise, as soon as we are done, I will have you escorted back to see Aurelia." With that, he nods once to her and once to Clara before disappearing once more into the back.

Beau throws herself into her seat with a sigh, burying her face into her hands with her elbows on her knees. A hand runs soothingly up and down the curve of her spine. "There. Everything's going to be alright, dear. Aurelia will be home before you know it."

She's not going to cry. Fuck, she is not going to cry. "Yeah. Yeah." She turns to give her mom a smile. "Thanks. Y'know. For helping."

"Of course, Beau." Clara pats her cheek, and for a moment, Beau is a little girl again. "I know what it's like to fear for your daughter's safety, after all."

And there are thousand things Beau could say to that, each shittier than the last, but she really is grateful, and so very, very tired. "Yeah. I'm glad you're here."

"Me too, Beau. Me too."

#ask #Anonymous #critical role #critical role fic #cr fic #mighty nein #mighy nein fic #beauyasha #beauyasha fic #my fic

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songmingisthighs · 2 months

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MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE JOINING THE CAUSE THIS IS WONDERFUL. A VERY WARM WELCOME TO YOU ALL.

Also I'd like you to know the moment you said "why haven't you considered this possibility" about yeo being one of the culprits my suspicion was immediately UPPED but I'm suspicious of pretty much everyone except y/n and mingi (and joong yunho and jong are also pretty much fine) so it doesn't really make much of a difference to my list of suspects in the end

But also not sure if I think yeo is the culprit because why would he intentionally switch the bottles/contents and then nearly get himself killed??? He could be playing some 4d chess with that move if it is him but I somehow doubt a 12 year old would be quite that clever

AND YES GO MINGI STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF AND THAT WAS SUCH A CLEVER MOVE TO GET THE PHONE I APPLAUD YOU

Also woo being so concerned with his looks he immediately changes clothes for fear of being lame? LMFAO sounds about right 🤣 quick everyone point and laugh

Speaking of the brat, WOO DEFINITELY KNOWS ABOUT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING RELATED TO THE MURDER ATTEMPT AND WE WILL FIND OUT YOU VAIN CHILD YOU ARE NOT SAFE FROM US

And even yeo was starting to avoid woo before the accident? I'm still kinda sus on yeo but hmm it seems he may definitely have known something if he was being like that...

And y/n having a whole laundry list of tormentors, what did the poor girl do to deserve this that's so cruel :(

The culprit better be scared because we are coming and can't be stopped >:D

And finally, it's THEORY TIME!!!!!!!

I looked at some previous chapters to see if there were details we may have missed or forgotten.

I forget what exactly it was about (i think something school related), but in one conversation woo said "if yeo was here he'd back me up" and I couldn't help but wonder.......has some form of coercion possibly taken place? And perhaps someone (maybe yeo) put their foot down to stop it and this happened as a result 🤔

Either way, yeo deffo knows more than he's letting on or at least he DID know and has forgotten, curious to see what comes next

- mercenary anon 🫶

oh dude odln!yeo was a kid when he did it and he's DEFINITELY the type to be peer pressured into doing shit he shouldn't and honestly he was probably told that it would be fine bc the alcohol wouldn't be that much and he didn't expect to be in such a situation bc after that, he and woo were like BESTIES despite them having nothing in common

ODLN!MINGI PROBABLY HAD BEEN PLANNING TO SAY THAT FOR SO LONG HE JUST HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE LMAOOOO GOOD FOR HIM meanwhile odln!woo can still be an insecure loser and just like fucking shut up for 2 damn seconds

it's annoying that odln!woo is like THAT but he knows THAT MUCH i super duper hate it and like he can choke on his belt frfr bc like remember (y/n) is his FAMILY and not just family but his TWIN like dude ??? wtf is wrong with you ???? odln!woo and the other perpetrators better watch their 6 their days are numbered

let's be real, would odln!yeo, the spineless loser coward that he is, stood up to someone with THAT much narcissism ??? he'd wrestle a crocodile in a mudpit before he does that

how will things unfold tho ? 👀

#smt answer #mercenary anon ask

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brklynbb · 1 year

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Having a baby with Darry, what it would be like in the hospital giving birth while literally the entire gang is trying to find a way to see you. The Curtis brothers being your immense support team. And everyone thinking it funny when the baby ends up looking like a clone of Darry.

LMAOOOO im so sorry im imagining patrick swazey’s head on a baby’s body

but yes ofc ill do this!!! I love that the curtis brothers are like a support team :) and i did it in headcanons, i hope that’s alright xx

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can’t help falling in love

having darry curtis’s kid

cw - reader giving birth, pain mention (because the readers obviously giving birth LMAO)

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- let’s start with darry, because he’s literally PANICKING

- the love of his life is giving birth and he’s about to have a goddamn child??? that’s crazy

- and the guys are not being any help

- they’re trying to get through the door but the nurses won’t let them

- and they’re all like ‘cmon man, this is just as much our partner as it is darry’s!!” like no you didn’t put a child in them, did you, two-bit??????

- and Darry’s like “get out i don’t want u seeing my partner naked and giving birth u idiots”

- he spends pretty much the entire time trying to convince the gang to leave, and they eventually walk away

- but the nurses realize that sodapop and ponyboy are technically your brothers-in-law, so they let them in

- his attention is instantly directed on you after the gang leaves

- he’s there right by your side, holding your hand

- while you’re giving birth, sodapop makes the mistake of asking “can i see?”

- he’s not quite the same afterwards

- ponyboy is holding your other hand out of instinct, because he see’s you’re in a LOT of pain and he’s a little sweetie pie

- darry is muttering swears under his breath as the baby starts to come

- and you swear you can see a few tears leaving his eyes, but you’re in too much pain to really tell

- what you can see is that that the gang has now snuck through the window to be in the room with you

- they’re all cheering you on through the final few pushes

- but the nurses to ask everyone to leave once the baby is actually coming, & only the father can stay

- there’s lots of frowns and groans, but they all reluctantly leave

- fast forward to when the baby is born!!

- it was a long birth, because it’s darry’s baby, it’s bound to be big LMAOO

- when you can finally see your baby, he’s literally the exact resemblance of his father, it makes you tear up

- and you think you’re getting all emotional and crying as you’re holding your child, but then you turn over to darry, and he’s SOBBING

- family is let in after a while of you two meeting your baby

- two-bit LAUGHS

- “why is it so fat????” “oh my god- it looks just like darry” “it’s bald!!!??? hello??? where’d it’s hair go???”

- he’s stupid

- and you look over and see ponyboy tearing up

- awwww sweet boy

- “ponyboy why are you crying? i should be the one crying, little buddy.”

- “it looks just like you, dar. how could i not?” hed answer

- and they all get turns holding the baby, except dallas, because he hates kids and doesn’t like the fact that it came out of ur you-know-what

- they’re all intently staring at the baby, because it looks exactly like darry

- literally a spitting image of him

- you slap two-bit and steve across the face because they’re laughing so much

- sodapop was a bit too scared to be close to you during the birth, but now, as you’re holding his neice, he’s hugging you so hard you think you might explode

- he’s so thankful to have this new child in his life, and he really hopes that this baby has a better life than the curtis brothers did

- because the poor boys have gone through so much, and now they’re going to do everything in their power to make sure this baby doesn’t go through the same shit

#stay gold #the outsiders #80s movies #dallas winston #darry curtis #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #cherry valance #darrel curtis #ponyboy headcanons #headcanon

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