#lmaooo get pregnant idiot

[riverstardis]

all i want for christmas is you:

awww ethan trying to use his pillow to block out the sounds of cal and alicia and the bed rocking and squeaking next door😭

alicia and cal forcing ethan to check his dating profile and seeing he’s matched with a dentist who alicia says is literally him in a wig and encouraging him to invite her to the christmas party with him. even though alicia’s the one pushing him the most to set up a date (“you’ll thank me for that when you’re having inbred looking babies”😭) she doesn’t look entirely happy about it… i wonder why…

robyn saying she’s not drinking at the party and then having to say she’s just joking oh yeah i forgot she hasn’t told anyone she’s pregnant yet lol

LMAOOO cal going “women fall for me all the time” right as a woman quite literally falls from her balcony, rolls down the gazebo roof and lands right in his arms😭😭😭

louise has noticed charlie smiling and is telling people she thinks he has a girlfriend, she tells duffy who tells her that charlie always has a few women on the go at once😭

elle inviting connie to the christmas party with her👀🏳️‍🌈

alicia insists they go in the ambulance with the girl who fell on cal to get his arm checked out and she’s like “we can see how ethan’s getting on with penny” and then in the ed she doesn’t even go to the cubicle with him she just speaks to ethan sjdkfkjf come on girl we all know what’s going here

she steals ethan’s phone to check if penny’s replied but she hasn’t and ethan’s like “she’s clearly not interested.” and she goes “well then she’s an idiot. lovely man” and then he immediately gets a message from penny saying she’ll see him at the party and alicia leaves barely concealing her disappointment SKDKFKKF

i think alicia’s trying to set ethan up with someone so that the situation’s kind of taken out of her hands and she doesn’t have to wonder ‘what if’ because ig it’s easier for her to stay with cal but really she doesn’t actually want him to date someone else

alicia trying to prank max by hanging bright pink knickers out of his back pocket so he walks around like that but when he notices he just says he thinks they make him look sexy like cal skdkfkgk

ouch ethan gets elbowed in the face accidentally by his patient’s dad

alicia patches his nose up🥺

“i think maybe she loves him too much. like, she’s scared to say how much she loves him, cause then she’d have to deal with the consequences.” ALICIAS FACE AHAHAHA hmm are you suree you’re still talking about your patient’s mum there ethan? alicia clearly doesn’t think so

“very handsome” “what’s worse do you think? declaring love that can never be? or hiding that love away forever? alicia—“ “you know once you’ve said something you can’t take it back. so you should really try not to say something that you’re gonna regret.” :(

the fact that alicia’s being so obvious at this point that even ethan with his terrible self esteem can tell she likes him back bc there’s no way he would’ve just said that if he didn’t think she did😭 she’s acting so weird around him and it’s only cal that hasn’t noticed apparently

jez seeing charlie and duffy kissing in a cubicle skskfkkf

oh yeah penny’s played by an actress from wolfblood!

ethan’s date is so awkward😭😭 somehow not as bad as his one with that police officer last year but i think that’s because then it was just him being awkward whereas here they’re both equally awkward

louise asks charlie if he’s a swinger and he says yes but only on weekends HAHAHSHSHSHJSJS

aww ethan and penny figure out they have so much in common: they both subscribe to ‘solving science’ and they both like tv thrillers especially scandinavian ones. she keeps mentioning her ex though lol

their conversation is soo stilted and awkward… that’s exactly what i sound like trying to have a conversation😭 autism👍🏼

ooo duffy holds mistletoe over them and cal and alicia are singing karaoke but alicia’s voice properly falters when she sees them kiss which ethan notices and he opens his eyes and looks right at her basically halting mid kiss which penny obviously notices😭

oop seb hugs dylan in the staffroom right as max takes a picture of the sign connie put on the door

penny admits she’s not over her ex either and she doesn’t think either of them are ready for a relationship

louise notices seb and dylan in the background of the picture max posted😬

uh oh connie’s learning the wrong lesson from this patient storyline… just because your patient’s mum says her son needs a doctor not a friend doesn’t mean your own daughter needs you to be her doctor over being her mum!

uh oh part 2 seb’s drunk and on dylan’s boat… and there he goes trying to kiss him

mr grayling inviting lily back to his🤢 iain’s trying to pretend he’s not bothered

naww louise realising robyn’s not drinking and figuring out she’s pregnant and everyone’s so happy for her🥺

connie’s getting mad at jacob for getting grace an advent calendar because it has no nutritional value??? she says she needs 21st century medicine not sentimentality… can’t she have both???

charlie and duffy getting so drunk they get kicked out of the pub SJDKKFKG charlie’s so much more bearable when he’s just hanging round duffy acting like a teenager

aww alicia asks ethan how his date went and he says he made a valiant effort to move on but he was kidding himself and she goes “you sound as off your face as your brother is” “why are so scared of hearing nice things about yourself?” “don’t be a weirdo”

ethan says she doesn’t have to say anything but he has to tell her that he’s in love with her🥺

“i couldn’t let another day go by without you knowing how much i wish i could have you in my life” she is in your life mate she’s literally in your flat rn because she’s your brother’s girlfriend!!

he leaves her in the kitchen and she looks at cal who’s asleep looking soo conflicted😢

[petz5]

there’s so much i want to say, there’s so much i want to talk about!!! like when he sees her with her wedding kimono and he’s so taken aback by her and daydreams about her after being beaten lol .. when he tells akane he’s moving in with shampoo to handle a problem and she assumes he got her pregnant and he says that’s gross (pretty much destroying everyone who automatically thinks ranma would want to have a relationship/family with shampoo) … or when he is so righteously angry at akane for not coming to say goodbye that he destroys their boat .. i have so much to say about all those moments but i think this is the moment where he just knew in his heart and head, that akane tendo was his home !!!!

when he thinks he’s stuck and unable to get out, his regrets all revolve around her: how he wishes he said goodbye, how he wishes he were home with her because he still hasn’t lived a whole life with her yet!! and more than that, this is an example of akane saving him because when he thought he couldn’t escape, he saw her and she guided his way out .. she’s literally his guiding light !!!!!!

it’s driving me insane how the ending emphasized three things:

how ranma wants to marry akane (just not yet cause they are way too young)

how ranma only ever thinks of akane whenever he feels like he might not make it (and then for the akane in his mind to push him forward/save him)

how akane tendo truly is the home ranma saotome always wanted

this is why they all think akane is his weakness but in reality akane is his strength, because for her he literally never stops trying !!! his ego is no longer his reason to always be the best .. it’s her !!!!!!!!!

(sorry for totally taking over your inbox but i just love this arc so much and this is like a tenth of my thoughts lmaooo)

NO DONT BE SORRY I LOVE UR MINI ESSAY ASKS GENUINELY 😭 IM ALWAYS THINKING ABT THEM AND U PUT IT INTO WORDS SO WELL

I’ll b real I do not remember the shampoo thing u mentioned LMAO it’s been like 10 months since I read the manga tho but that’s so funny. Akane I love u so dearly but GIRL…. THATS QUITE THE MENTAL JUMP…

Ur so right tho!!! I always think about the herb arc where he’s almost killed and

he chooses akane even if it means being a girl for the rest of his life (oh how tragic. also i could talk all day abt how he realizes how different his feelings abt his curse are from herb’s despite having the same one, and how he’s kinda like “hm. this guy is clearly super dysphoric and i’m not. hope this doesn’t lead to any realizations.”)

He’s so dedicated to her that by the end shampoo’s last resort is threatening akane’s life if ranma doesn’t choose her. but u know. ranma’s an idiot for not picking shampoo bc uhhh shes hotter 🤪

[w-ngs]

jan21

hello 2021! you did not get off on a good start. let’s try and be a little better, okay?

i didn’t read much this month (and probably won’t be for a long while because of school), but it was a wild month. well, you’ll see.

***

crooked kingdom, leigh bardugo — oh my god???? i completely forgot that i read this before i left for school and almost didn’t include it in my monthly wrap-up????? how dare i forget this masterpiece.

it was great. i loved it. i think overall, i preferred 6oc because heist stories are my guilty pleasure. but romance-wise... let’s just say kaz and inej have made it to my top 10 ships. but also i read through this so fast because i had to finish it before i left that half the story is kinda just not in my brain lololol

the most intriguing part of the entire story was the anti-wraith. her character kind of came out of nowhere, and i’m not really sure she had much of a purpose than being someone who could physically match inej. i guess she was also anti in the sense that she had no respect, just ruthlessness, which is the opposite of inej and what she stands for. but i don’t know if the anti-wraith was significant enough of a character to really be considered a foil.

i don’t really give spoiler warnings because hardly anyone reads these other than myself lolol but big spoiler ahead. skip the next paragraph if you don’t want to know. cuz i accidentally spoiled it for myself before reading and i kinda ruined it for myself lmfao.

poor matthias. he was there, and then he was gone. i feel terrible for nina. they were finally on the same page, and then he had to act all saint-like and trigger some idiot into killing him. and matthias finally came to terms with what he’d been taught and what he was trying to teach himself (#charactergrowth), so he wrapped things up neatly for himself before the bye-bye. but nina, she finally got her guy on her side and they were supposed to change the world together. sigh.

and of course, we got kaz. he’s my favorite. how could he not be, with his trauma and desire to overcome it but not letting it define him and still maintaining that evil genius act he’s so good at. it definitely hit harder in this story, the extent of his trauma. it made him more real, too. both sides of him coexist, and one could not exist without the other. he’s crazy, in nearly all senses of the word. also crazy in love, the mfing idiot. ugh, i love vulnerable kaz. i love what inej brings out in him, how she knows just how hard to push without driving him over the edge. also i saw a tiktok (this app is gonna come up a lot more in the next few reviews fsjdsdfkjdf) with a photo of them kissing with a towel between their mouths because he can’t touch her but he desperately wants to and what a perfect solution is that their... bathroom scene had me holding my breath. or at least taking very shallow breaths. it was intense. so intimate, i felt like i shouldn’t even have been there. ugh, the cute little babies. uwuwuwuwuwu

one last note. leigh bardugo is a very good writer, plot and characters and all. everything flowed much more smoothly in this book, and once again i was impressed by the detail provided. you go girl. i can’t wait to see the tv series development.

a 10/10.

***

the shadows between us, tricia levenseller — literally what did i read lmaooo. this is my first tiktok book recommendation. and it. was. boring. boring characters that didn’t make much sense. boring plot. i skimmed it after the first 50 pages cause it was so boring. that’s it bye.

a 3/10.

***

manacled, senlinyu — um. wow. i literally......... even hours after finishing it my brain is still ridiculously scrambled. edit: it’s about a month later and sometimes random scenes and images still pop in my head for no reason and then i feel all twisted inside again. i love it.

so, this is not a published book but a dramione fanfiction on ao3. i don’t read fanfics that often anymore, mainly because i’d rather read other things, not because i don’t like them. but i found this one because a tiktok that showed the illustrations in the story and i was so blown away by the fact someone would illustrate an entire fanfic that i just had to read it. and i have no regrets. it’s kinda long and a biiit wordy for me at times but holy shit that hit like a mother trucker. and i haven’t read dramione in ages, not since... years. so this really hit different.

the illustrations are beautiful. they’re what dragged me into the story in the first place, so, of course they are. but i’d literally spend minutes looking at every detail in amazement at how perfectly the emotions were captured and the lighting casting the perfect shadows and just… everything. i know nothing about drawing but my eyes were truly blessed.

i think integrating the handmaid’s tale with the hp world was ingenious. i would never have expected that. and wow. the relationship between the two, it’s…….. i can barely put it in words in my mind, and it’s even harder to articulate on paper. complex, but at the same time not, simply the desire for the other to stay alive. timeless. destructive. their only defense from the harsh reality of their situation. desperation at its most desperate, their one and only survival method. depressing. it’s so depressing. i was so sad, the angst almost too much at times.

the flashbacks were insanely intense. and i thought the handmaid section was bad. it was awful to read. i could hardly bear it, it was so dark at times i didn’t know how either of them got through it all. i mean, they barely did. the near-death scares, the constant need to create a blank slate within yourself in order to not overwhelm yourself with crushing emotions… wartime sometimes has a tendency to sound romantic, but theirs wasn’t anything near romantic, and i appreciate that the author chose to be very real about it.

at the beginning, and in the middle when we went through the flashbacks, i was afraid the love would be toxic. and, well, it kind of was at some points. but in a time like that and a situation like theirs, it would be hard to not have a toxic relationship. i was glad that in the end theirs was a good love, the kind that sustained and kept them alive and got them through until the very end, because it was what they needed from each other. and, of course, my favorite part of it all was draco’s ceaseless possessiveness that only seemed to grow, never fade. i love simpy men.

they deserve each other. i was afraid at the end they wouldn’t, that one of them would die—that draco would die because hermione basically did once already for him, so he would have to “return the favor”—also she was pregnant so there was no way she’d be the one to die—idk many theories. but at the end i’m so glad they both ended up alive. after everything, they deserved it.

i did nothing for two days straight but read this book. except eat. and barely sleep. and i have no regrets.

a 9/10.

***

bloodlines, richelle mead — dang. i used to be obsessed with vampire academy when i was in middle school. i even watched the terrible movie that released because of it. and now i can’t believe i really thought that was peak literature lmfaooooo

i remember adrian being such a funny and interesting character that i picked up bloodlines to see if it was gonna be as good as i remembered it was. i was disappointed. it was just... well let’s just say there wasn’t enough to get me invested in the characters as i used to be. i think what it was is that adrian’s characterization was so weak. he wasn’t as ~quirky~ as i remembered him to be haha. the plot was also way too slow-paced, and a little too easy to guess. maybe if i was 12 again i’d be going crazy over it like i used to. but i’m not a pre-teen anymore and my brain craves stuff along the lines of manacled—destruction, death, angst that wants me to pull my own heart out to stop it from hurting.

a 5/10.

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 11-15

 LETS GO ROUND 3

episode 11: the other brothers elric part 1

yeet this thing edward

ok who r these so called other brothers

“METAL FATHER”

this girl’s uncle is sus. he’s now known as uncle lemons.

THE STONE???? WHOS MAKING A STONE 

oh shit they got kicked to the curb

“THE REAL ELRIC BROTHERS???????” WHOSE ASS

i bet “alphonse” is the taller one

never mind

this twink is annoying

on your knees???????????????????????

ed plz

oh twink doesnt need a circle but doubtful he’s opened a portal of truth

he’s got philosopher’s juice instead i suppose!!

wheres mugear or whoever

oh found him

LUST <3

girly looks hot 

anyways

oh its uncle lemons

these townspeople are annoying as shit

wow what a parallel tragic backstory

operation mole hole

what is the cough sub plot

i have questions

hmm there we go thx fletcher

ugh the twink is back 

and now he’s an attempted murderer

OH FUCKKKKKKKK

great going twink your brother is gonna die

his villain origin story 

uhhh what? part 2 i guess

episode 12: the other brothers elric part 2

fletcher is a homie

ed’s window dive was so dramatic

i literally cannot tell you what the twink’s name is

he is just twink

mugear is suspicious 

he’s not even an alchemist??? bro

who is nash tringham

is he important other than in this specific episode arc

nash tringham and uncle lemons definitely got naughty back in the day

to be fair what is uncle lemons’ name? i do not know

like i cant be expected to remember every one bit character’s name? especially when i have all this other fma knowledge floating around in my head

MARCOH!!!!!!!

why is ed sitting in the tree like that

ed: “google earth...always taking pics”

what is this stone making process with pregnant ladies who thought of this

lets all throw mugear in a septic tank

sussssssss

edward is so unimpressed by this mans

HAHA yes edward my son

“it’s been a good while since i killed anyone. i kinda miss it.” EDWARD YOU KILL ME LMAOOO

uh oh he’s got a red water gun or somethin

so fletcher is the plant alchemist i see

twink’s name is RUSSELL????? how did i miss that

wooooooof sucks to suck mugear

thats A LOT of red water

fletcher’s alchemy is so weird

from the redwood forest to the gulf stream waterssss

what in tarnation is this boy doing

i guess we have another prodigy on our hands okayyyy

why do i feel like we’ll see the tringhams again

uncle lemons strikes again with LEMONS

whats in the letter????

from russell??? why r u so embarrassed edward

thats mighty homosexual of you good sir

episode 13: fullmetal vs flame

so this one is called fullmetal vs flame which makes me think theyre animating that bonus chapter??!!!??!!! yes!!!!!

colonel sarcasm?? nice ed

i too enjoy mocking roy toy

al found a cat

he definitely did

yup

um who’s yelling

probably mustang that dumpster fire of a man

BREDA!!!!!!!!!

black hayate!!!!!!! baby!!!!!!!

FUERY!!!!! he’s so small

breda is a mess omg

havoc is a mess too

kitty! “he called to me” precious al

these boys are a trainwreck 

oh sad kitty flashback

mustang is such a freak 

yeaH i wondER if mustang knows marcoh hmmmmmm HMMM

“names not familiar” yeah sure baby all yall ishval war criminals know each other

ARMSTRONG!!! hey!!!

ummm wtf fuhrer bradley 

UM WHO IS THE LADY UM

hughes is a mESS

ed’s gremlin face gives me life

roy with hayate...im scared

take that dog away from him

yayayay bonus chapter fight scene!

shut up miniskirt man 

oh no take the mic away from hughes

“you just want a promotion!!!” “give back my girlfriend!!!” im dying

i too would love to put a fist in mustang’s face

“too slow” damn idk that was kinda hot

but no im still gonna kill him

he’s so stupid

this is so chaotic

oooh cut the glove yessss

ope never mind

oh great he’s getting flashbacks... well shit happens when you commit war crimes

“ehhh???”

oh hmm theyre saying ishBal in this one instead of ishVal

ill probably still write ishval im more used to that

oh no black hayate she’s gonna pop a cap ive seen this clip before

she did it

“strict mommy” oh um ok

poor kitty cat

scar IS heather

episode 14: destruction’s right hand

back in liore with some more amestrian war crimes on the docket for today

ayyy envy our favorite morally corrupt they/them

gluttony’s snack time

new op lets gooooo

im not vibing as much but hey its kinda poppin

oh hey armstrong what up baby

to be fair ed did meet marcoh with armstrong in manga canon so

hahaha no thats not the fullmetal alchemist...thats alphonse!!!

marcoh’s voice sounds different hold on 

yep different VA

dr marcoh’s alchemical oobleck 

oh hey basque grand u sexy mustachioed bootlicker you shouldnt be here

what the FUCK he’s a weapon of mass destruction

i wish so hard netflix let you screenshot so i could add pics for added value!!!

if philosophers stones fall under grand’s jurisdiction then he is VERY SUS

he aint it

ope hey scar 

this is an odd amalgamation of plot points

oops boy bye

ive always enjoyed scar’s CLEARLY adidas brand track pants

ummmm why did scar’s brother have BROWN hair

i- ok

i miss j michael tatum

ooooooh armstrong baby i was wondering where you were!

rose!!!! tell him!!! fuck u hakuro!!!!

trying to help?? dont make me laugh you’re a general in the amestrian military

episode 15: the ishbal massacre

kinda early for the ishval talk imo?? wonder what we’ll learn

armstrong is literally the buff rasputin trope on tiktok rn

“accidentally” shot an ishvalan child. hmm yeah no

envy just sneezed

HEY KIMBLEE YOU LITTLE SHIT

kimblee looks like christmas came early

they gave roy a stone??????? sounds noncanonical but ok

basque grand is literally wildin out fuck that guy

yuriy and sara’s skeletal remains just sneezed in the ground

wait a damn minute

wait a fucking minute

did roy

shoot

yuriy and sara

ROY SHOT WINRY’S PARENTS

and now hes gonna shoot himself

IM 

im taking a lap around my apartment OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLLL

IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS 

FINANCIALLY OR OTHERWISE

im texting my sister about it right now and just SCREAMING

OH NO NO NO MARCOH DO NOT TELL ED WHO KILLED THE ROCKBELLS

oh good he ran away

i literally CANNOT handle them finding out about this

ahaha roy shoots the gun in the air again

roy take that glove off its raining

riza’s leg sweep was way less funny this time

WAIT IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT ROY WAS AT THE HOUSE AND SPOKE TO WINRY AND PINAKO

i mean hes no idiot he knew

what did marcoh just do to scar im confused

nothing will ever make sense to me again after what ive just witnessed

feral al lets gooo

so this episode’s events were pretty similar. other than marcoh.

AND THE FUCKING ROY MUSTANG ISSUE...,........... 

OH NOOOOOO 

MOMS VOICE???

MOMS VOICE????

episode 15 said hey bitch lets watch your world come CRASHING The FUCK DOWN

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 03.03.17 lb

ouff, is raat ki subaah nahi. if there are any time lags where DBO is behind IB, i’m sure they’ll have caught up to this timeline/universe by now. 😒😒😒

still no idea what’s happening in that show or where it is. will find out when i watch this weekend. 😐😐😐

oh tia, don’t make promises you can’t keep. just take dobin and go be happy with your baby, somewhere far, far away. 😕😕😕

girrrrrrrrrl loveeeeeee. my girlsssssssssss! i need them to be besties now. 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

is tia/navina leaving the show for good? 😟😟😟

but i love her sooooo muchhhhh. she’s been here since the start. i can’t imagine the show without her! aw man, i’m sad now. 😥😥😥

ok google says “just a few days’ break”. thank god. 😌😌😌

lmaooooo ok now that’s 2 ex gfs of shivaay telling him to get his head out of his ass and tell anika he loves her already. 😆😆😆

ok worst consolation ever, rudra. be a little more compassionate to your choti maa. 😗😗😗

yeah yeah yeah dadi. praise be. now shush. 🙄🙄🙄

i hope you go to haridwar/tirupati/kashi/wherever to offer thanks to all the gods. and don’t bother coming back soon, thanks. 😐😐😐

sorry i’m being such a bitch. i just can’t stand dadi anymore. bleargh. 😔😔😔

damn that swagger towards wife. *fanning self* 😍😍😍

“pati parmeshwar”!!!!!!!!!! 

my kids. my children. my babies. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh ho it’s gonna be a dil bole oberoi moment. pass. fwding. 😒😒😒

poor pinky is still gobsmacked in the bg. someone console her better. jhanvi, please! do something! 😫😫😫

sigh. svetlana. why can’t you just forget the damn mission? fuck the mission, and just be happily married to om. like… you’re getting the best oberoi boy, and you’re throwing it all away for some half-assed cause. 😑😑😑

om’s face. MY OLD BOY IS BACK!!! (at least in this show. and that’s all i really care about rn.) 😚😚😚

eeeeeeeeeeee. i missed these two idiots and their #shivika shipping ways. 😇😇😇

imagine being a guest at this wedding. how do you even begin to describe what went down? 😐😐😐

“so shivaay singh oberoi throws the wedding planner out. maybe she messed up the arrangements? and then there was a moment where he snatched his brother’s phone… yeah, the one that’s an artist… and he threw it in the fire! i guess he was in a real bad mood. and then the wedding planner came back with the bride’s brother! yeah and then it turns out the bride was pregnant by him. YES, THE BROTHER’S CHILD. well no, not her real brother, but the guy who we thought for all this while was her brother. he was actually her husband. and the bride’s mother and shivaay singh oberoi were fighting over some chip. like, they’re rich? how much do SD cards even cost, why couldn’t they each buy their own chips? oh but turns out the kapoors have no money, after all. don’t know how and why they’re on the board of so many companies then. also mr. kapoor apparently died years ago, so who’s the man we’ve been meeting all this while at those board meetings? oh and shivaay singh oberoi is married to the wedding planner. who had amnesia. but not really. apparently they were faking it. rich people and their weirdass kinks, i tell you. they started eye-fucking in front of everyone right after the bride left. and after standing there and witnessing all this for hours, THEY DIDN’T EVEN GIVE US DINNER. I’M NEVER ACCEPTING ANOTHER INVITE TO SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI’S WEDDING AGAIN. OF WHICH I’M SURE THERE WILL BE ONE MORE IN A MONTH OR TWO. 😒😒😒” 

lol, after a long, lonnnnnnnnng time, finally a GOOD MORNING for shivaay. he can drink his kaali coffee in peace without worrying that there’s acid in it. 😅😅😅

ew, what’s anika wearing??? 😒😒😒

who has the time to kaatofy apple every time? pfffft. 🙄🙄🙄

ooooh, pati parmeshwar sexily biting the same apple. (without kaatofying!) 😏😏😏

pffffft, you don’t even drink tea, shivaay. 🙄🙄🙄

lol “2 rs. naatak”. i love how surbhi’s “2 rs.” is seeping into anika’s vocabulary. 😆😆😆

“SAB naatak tha?” 

aw man, his face. what a bechaara billu. 😘😘😘

the real “faraq games” start now. without the amnesia and role play to hide behind. 😏😏😏

okaaaaaaay? that was very weird, abrupt editing? 🤔🤔🤔

okay shivaay, put the damn knife down. you know, you need to discuss your kinks with your partner and get their consent before you introduce knife play in the bedroom. 😐😐😐

also, you could have just sexed the confession outta her (by blowing on her face. apparently she’s into that. 😕😕😕) would have been so much more effective than the knife, which she doesn’t give a fuck about. 

the weirdass editing is really ruining any impact this scene can have, both comedic/sexy & romantic. it’s really pissing me off. 😒😒😒

THE VFX JESUS CHRIST. THE WORST. THE ABSOLUTE WORST. 😬😬😬

hahahahahaha, she just gender reversed the famous zorro scene on him. amazinggggggg. you go, girl. 😂😂😂

lmaooo his face. and him trying to bachaofy his izzat. 😂😂😂😂😂

hahahahahahaha, look at him hiding from jhanvi. 😂😂😂

OMG YES, LOOK AT MY PRAYERS BEING ANSWERED. DADI’S GONE TO AMRITSAR. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

lollllllll anikaaaaa, trying to goad him. 😆😆😆

him trying to shush her. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

lmao she’s sooooo cheeeky. i love herrrrrr. 😍😍😍

whuttttttttttttttt? shivaaaaay, do you not remember what an asshole randhawa is???? you hated him!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

i mean… i hate to be team tej here, but ugh, god, i don’t like that acp. 😖😖😖

SHIVAAY!!!!!! STOP DEFENDINGGGGG HIM. oufff oh. 😑😑😑

when pinky and shakti make sense, you know this show is going pear shaped. shivaaaay, samajh jao! 😬😬😬

… thought pinky would have sudharofied and switched to #teamAnika, but apparently not ALL my prayers are being answered. 😕😕😕

PRINKU SAY NO. SAY NOOOOOOOOOOO. 😩😩😩

oh my god. this fucking idiot girl. 😤😤😤

ugh shivaaaaaaaaay. tu apni shaadi par concentrate kar na, baaki ka woh khud dekh lenge. har baat mein manmaani aur taang adaana. 🙄🙄🙄

ok i like anika’s sari, but the blouse. ughhhh, another one from the ‘white girl at coachella’ pile. 😟😟😟

oh my god, why is prinku vomiting? is it just anxiety nausea or an indication that sanskaaaari prinku has been up to some ~~~non-sanskaari activities without protection???? 😱😱😱😱😱😱

anika, it’s pointless. this idiot girl hasn’t stood up for a single thing she’s wanted in her damn life. 😒😒😒

seriously, i’m on #teamPinky. this is all gonna blow up in his face and shivaay’s gonna get blamed for this. oufffff. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

shakti, for fuck’s sake. pick a side and stick to it. must you be waffling like this all the fucking time???? 😒😒😒

lolllllllllll, tej’s face @ shakti’s reaction. 😂😂😂

lo, aaa gayi! billu ko takkar dene waali billo rani!!! 😼😼😼

wonder how many generations she’s gonna stick around for in this show now? shivaay and anika should take out life insurance and hire protection. not just for themselves, but also for their kids and grandkids, if we’ve learnt anything from qubool hai. 😶😶😶

also, HOWWWWW FUCKING RIDICULOUS, THAT SHE’S BEEN CAST TO PLAY PRIYANKA’S SAAS???? amrapali is 28. TWENTY FUCKING EIGHT. ONE YEAR OLDER THAN SURBHI C. THE SAME AGE AS SURBHI J. SIX YEARS YOUNGER THAN NAKUUL. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN WHEN MANSI SALVI HAD TO PLAY NAKUUL’S MOM. 😡😡😡

OMG BITCH YOU DIDN’T JUST! no one talks about my baby sahil this way!!!!!!! 😠😠😠

shivaay, i hope to god you’re going to take this as an indication and make this rishta go away! (i know it’s not gonna but COME ON!!!!!! SHIVAAY, YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING, SO HELP ME GOD!) 😩😩😩