#lmao. embarrassing I guess

[totallyradicalmucky]

Nightmare

Aqua teen Hunger Force (fluff)

I never wrote a fic before. It was 2am last night and I was feeling sappy, so I decided to write this. Hopefully that comes across.

Blinking at the ceiling as he tries to make out what the two are talking about, half asleep and struggling to stay awake after another day long of whatever the hell goes on in their lives..

“No- you go in there cuz he’s gonna be cranky- and I’m not gonna be the one to deal with it.”

...

“Nuh uh. no way. Not doin’ it. You do it- cuz- cause you woke me up cuz-”

…

“I DID NOT. We- You had a nightmare. And well..we’ll do it together than. Big baby.”

The door creaked open, with Frylock glancing at the pair who still bickered over who apparently had the nightmare. He sighed, sitting up to squint at them through the darkness. Without having his contacts in made it even harder to see the pair, leaving him without the energy or the vision to be mad at the intruders, again..

He opted to speak up, sounding more irritated than he meant to initially.

“What two do you want right now, it’s..well I don’t know what time it is but it’s not the time okay?”

The room was quiet for a while before Shake and Meatwad whispered to each other again, this time quietly. Frylock couldn’t see their faces, but their tones were nervous sounding. Meatwad was the first to speak up, rolling to get closer to the bed while Shake suspiciously stayed near the door. Looking as if he’s clutching onto it. Frylock eyed him before giving the younger his full attention.

“We.. uh- we’re havin’ a hard time sleepin tonight. Or uh- or maybe just me I dunno. Something about nightmares or..well I didn’t have a night mare I just heard about it. So, yeah, uh.”

Frylock looks at Meatwad with a confused expression from his spot on the bed. Listening to Master Shake angrily whisper at the meatball as he grips the door harder. Making Meatwad remember what he was supposed to ask for, to which he does cutely.

“But- um. Frylock We wanna sleep in the big bed with youuu.”

Frylock glances back up at Shake, not being able to make out the cup’s entire face. He isn’t sure if this is a trick or not. FryLock raises an eyebrow, not buying into Shake’s part of the deal.

“Well, alright then. …Shake?”

Meatwad crawls up into the rocket ship themed bed, making himself comfortable next to Frylock. The grease from his body seeping into the sheets, but Frylock elects to ignore that for now. Choosing instead to look at Shake, the cup groaning as he’s been noticed. Walking slowly to the bed in an ashamed way, finally in visible sight for Frylock. Master Shake looks tired, eyes a bit baggy and pink for whatever reason the cup adamantly refuses to state. He rolls his eyes.

“I know you have something to say. What is it. What.”

Frylock softens his look, still squinting and letting a small sigh out at the disheveled sight of Shake.

“You had the nightmare, didn’t you Shake?”

“What. No? I don’t even dream. Everything I want.. simply comes to me, at my beck and call Fryl-“

The other man cuts him off, making Shake wince, strangely enough. Frylock points at Meatwad, who’s fast asleep and cuddled against his side. Shake frowns.

“Okay fine. Whatever. Maybe…Meatwad and I-“

“No. Don’t.”

“I hate you. So damn much.”

“No you don’t.”

“…”

“Do you..wanna talk about it or something? Your nightmare, I mean.”

“Scoot over. Not now.”

Frylock looks at Shake, the cup looking delicate for the first time in a long while. Eyes pricking with tears that won’t fall- the man lays down next to him in the one bed they have. Frylock exhales. Feeling a bit comforted knowing they’re, all here and in one piece. He wraps a fry around the both of them before closing his own eyes for the night, hearing Shake’s snoring as a good sign that he’s fallen asleep. Hopefully feeling better..It’ll be alright

[rwsdarw]

this was fun

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

It occurred to me the other day that the Candy Crew aren't actually interacting with a whole lot of people who have context for what gummies, chocolate bars, and pudding cups are and that's really funny actually...

[re-colligere]

villain yaois for yall get your villain yaoisss here!!!

All of these were doodles and sketches made earlier this month but only now did i get around to cleaning them up. plus I guess, surprise guest starring Pilot Fear/Freddie! I think him and Terror could get along well... only for a while though. Terror wouldn't take it so well if a version of him tried to destroy a version of his bestie :( and god forbid women do anything!!!!

[ghoulgeists]

witchfire

[royalarchivist]

Fit: This is actually kinda fun. Ok, so: Cucuruchito, what is your favorite food?

Cucuruchito: Oh darling, as an entity I don't eat, however, I am quite partial to the idea of a charming quesadilla. They are the star of my home, Quesadilla Island, after all. Now, what about you, sweetie? What tantalizes your taste buds?

Fit: I mean, Cucuruchito, you keep talking to me like that, I mean uh... [Laughs] Called me "sweetie," I mean, I dunno what's gonna happen. Um, my favorite food is probably... steak. [He shrugs] Maybe that's why I like Brazil so much.

Cucuruchito: Oh, Fit, you've got me blushing like a ripe tomato! I can see that you're the steak to my sizzling hot plate. Don't you think our conversation has more sizzle than a steak on a hot grill? Perhaps we could have that steak together next time and add more spice to this little rendezvous. Winking face.

Fit: [Dying in the background, trying to compose himself] WHAT THE FCK. WHAT?! [Shouts]

Cucuruchito:

Fit: [Runs away and laughs] Fck it, I can't I can't, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't fcking do this. I cannot do– [Laughs]

[essenceofarda]

I know this may sound weird to say out loud but damn do I wish my tolkien fanart/fanfic/fandom content was at all "smart" :/

Idk if that means more 'meta', or if just more profound/intellectual, but it's been really striking me lately that my art is just not all that great, particularly my tolkien fanart. It just feels very surface level entertainment, budget-friendly stuff, and not exactly anything to write home about, kind of vibe? Which like, there's nothing particularly wrong with that, since that kind of entertainment does have its value, imo

But I wish my tolkien fandom content was just a bit more...? idk, good, maybe.

[apoptoses]

what if i set out to write a quick porn-with-minimal-plot and now i'm 11k in and armand is absolutely dressing daniel down for forgetting that he's a powerful being that could kill him at any moment

[pocketdogs]

jack was doing some work in the garden with the doors open and the dogs kept going in and out of the house and i guess at some point tofu had slinked away and we didn't know until our neighbour (whom we'd never actually met btw) walked over to us with tofu in her arms. he'd just casually walked into their house and up the stairs to their rooms.

[whowantsnachos]

i’ve never had the motivation to watch ginny and georgia bc i’ve heard and seen how cringey it can be, but joe looks hella fine this season, so i might actually watch it now lmao

[rosemaryfuckingwalten]

little something i made in 2022 that i got cold feet abt uploading. i may have uploaded this already but im not for sure so if i have im just doing it again.

[dailydemonspotlight]

Ahriman - Day 182

Race: Tyrant Arcana: Tower Alignment: Dark-Chaos June 10th, 2025

...Look, I didn't say it had to be good gay rep, okay?

Finally, I'm talking about a boogeyman I've been avoiding for quite a while. Zoroastrianism is one of the most interesting rabbit holes of a religion out there, with several different ideas working together to create a massive, winding narrative. Being one of the oldest religions in the world, its tales are many and storied, and most of them originate from one man: the Iranian prophet Zarathushtra, better known as Zoroaster. Interestingly, Zoroastrianism can be seen as the source of many of the most prolific religions in the world today, such as Islam and Christianity, as it's essentially the ur-Abrahamic faith. It could even be seen as the first ever popular attempt at a monotheistic religion! However, just because the practitioners of this faith worship one god doesn't mean that there aren't more- in fact, the gods of the old Iranian religion were merged to become aspects of Ahura Mazda, the primary god of the religion; all except for one. Today's Demon of the Day, and the primary evil of Zoroastrian faith: Ahriman.

In Zoroastrianism, there are two sides: Good and evil, locked in an eternal struggle where good is destined to triumph. The good side is headed by Ahura Mazda, whose omnipotence is restrained only by this struggle, and with enough help, he can overcome his shackles to defeat evil... eventually. Meanwhile, his eternal rival is Ahriman, whose original name (Angra Mainyu) literally translates to evil spirit. I'm sure you can guess what he does. Ahriman is the source of all negativity, conflict, confusion, and controls all demons by his own will.

Now, why is he being spotlighted during pride month? Well, past the, uh... pridemon shirt (which I love and want really bad), Ahriman stands as representing evil, and it's not hard to see that one of the oldest religions in the world could represent homosexuality as being evil. As such, on top of being pure evil in every sense, Ahriman also became the patron of homosexuality. I am not kidding. He essentially sponsored gay sex, and in a story that I can't find for the life of me but desperately want to find, outlined in the book 'Men, Homosexuality, and the Gods' by Ronald E. Long, he... okay, bare with me for a second, I'm just gonna copy and paste off the Wikipedia article on LGBT themes in mythology because I think it's really fucking funny.

When Ahriman, the "Spirit of Aridity and Death" and "Lord of Lies", seeks to destroy the world, he engages in self-sodomy. This homosexual self-intercourse causes an "explosion of evil power" and results in the birth of a host of evil minions and demons.

He self-fucks and causes an evil explosion that spawns a ton of demons. Or maybe he masturbates? I don't know man lmao

So, yeah! If you're a homosexual man who's capable of doing that, tell me if you're capable of summoning minions to do your will if you do, okay?

Now, in SMT, Ahriman takes on a variety of forms- the one I personally most associate with him is his Reason form as one of the final bosses of SMT Nocturne, but he's also got a really fantastic design in Dx2, of all games.

Both of them capture the lord of evil thing well, and I love how they both share common traits in having horns and bug wings; it's a really nice connecting thread through both designs.

even still, i can't get over the burst of evil energy. god imagine jerking off and when you finish you give off such a malicious energy that demons follow you thats so fucking funny

[fnaf-movie-countdown]

My honest confession is that I participated in the Happiest Day 2 zine, and No one knows I’m still in the server <3

[kiivg]

Hiii, I remember seeing you posting your sketchbook and was wondering if you would kindly share some more of its contents, please?

I lovveeeee your art style 🤩🤩🤩

Ps. More vampyr pls, love your fanarts!

.TYSM!!! I’m very obsessed with Vampyr, I think it very much scratches my vintage itch which I’m not exactly getting from anywhere else?? Apart from smutty audiobooks (hello Nicholas Hawke Dragon Age II Bolton and that silly book 💋) if anyone has any recommendations for nice smutty mxm audiobooks that are like set any time before the 20th century I’m here for it.

.I’m not even going to lie, I haven’t drawn in my sketchbook since October…… and there was a gap between them and June before that so…… HOWEVER I am getting back into it just for this ask because I’m getting frustrated with digital art atm ngl.

.It’s not through reluctance or anything but I’ve had a lot going on irl, with moving house, and renting one whilst buying a new one and having to remodel that, babysitting weekly ughughugh, big family drama on top of that, and one of my dogs was sick from October to mid-January just after having her season and that involved basically 24 hour observation for two weeks and major surgery and then specialist care and a three hour round trip to a fancy vets like weekly and she racked up £4,000 worth of bills like GIRL NO!!!!! She is Okay-A now, and weirdly smarter and more energetic after her surgery, she’s gorgeous and I love her!!! Also Dragon Age came out so that was a whole month gone lmao.

.The only things I have to show are either a few pages of artist studies, which idk how I feel about posting them because they’re people I follow on tumblr and it’s like I mean yeah my sketchbook looks fire because of fancy pictures and notes but also it’s not technically my art and it’s like…. Hmmm…. And the other one is… uh… redraws of screenshots for the first episode of Father Brown, which I did in one day and you can kind of tell how tired I got in the end lmao, and idk if people need to know how much I love that show, especially with my old man fixation….. like… girlies do NOT connect the dots here, but that’s all I have!.

[archen-propaganda]

As soon as black bolt white flare comes out i am NOT gonna be normal abt that archen IR btw. Idk if you guys have seen the videos from the guy that collects exclusively that one tatsugiri IR from twilight masquerade but i am very genuinely debating doing the same thing for this archen card i want a full binder of just that

[medichamcham]

re-uploading an old drawing i did because im reminiscing on the idea that gio is a tiny bit insecure about his skin visibly aging as he gets older. so rose happily helps him out with it !! ^_^