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altphilcmena · 5 years

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『NATALIA DYER ❙ DEMI GIRL』 ⟿ looks like PHILOMENA CARMICHAEL is here for HER/THEIR SOPHOMORE year as a WILDLIFE SCIENCE student. SHE/THEY are 19 years old & known to be WHIMSICAL, PATIENT, APATHETIC & UNPREDICTABLE. They’re living in NOLAND, so if you’re there, watch out for them. ⬳ JAMES. 20. EST. SHE/THEY.

hllo this is a slightly older bt not tht old like. minus a year old muse of mine tht i thought wld fit rly well into this group n i hope u guys all love her bc i love her a lot !!! anyways pls drop a LIKE if u wld like to plot because i need to know. who to plot with. there’s so many people pleathe help me out HBSJDNKFMGLH

TW CANCER, TRAUMA, DEPERSONALIZATION / DEREALIZATION DISORDER ( ALT. MENTAL ILLNESS ), DEATH, DECAY, MAGGOTS.

aesthetic.

wildflowers in your hair and bare feet against moss, binoculars and maps, madonna beating out of half-dead speakers in a half-dead van, whipping wind, jumping off cliffs and rolling down hills, a bandaid wrapped around each finger, cryptic bumper stickers and cryptids in the woods, facing the sun and letting the rays hit you, counting stars late into the night, dancing naked in the woods with nothing but fire to light your way, mismatched socks and lucky ribbons, hoarding a box of special treasures, shoplifting and diner-dashing, bleach against roots, pink sweaters paired with ripped fishnets and slip dresses with knock off uggs, willingly wearing crocs, glitter stickers, fungi and feeling one with them, lying down and decomposing, they’ll find us in a week. they’ll find us in a week.

basic info.

full name: philomena brontë carmichael

nickname(s): philly, phil, mena, etc.

b.o.d. - april 20th lmao !!

label(s): the amaranth, the halycon, the neophyte, the wanderer, etc. etc.

height: 5′4″

hometown: woodside, ca

sexuality: ??? $500 ebay mystery box. pansexual if you had to label it.

pinterest ( & her family pinterest b/c they’re my most developed family uwu)

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inspired by: luna lovegood (harry potter), orla mccool (derry girls), cassie ainsworth (skins), alice (alice’s adventures in wonderland), amelie (amelie).

biography.

a middle child belonging to christopher and imogen carmichael - two stanford professors. christopher specialized in british literature whilst imogen specialized in the classics. hence the name.

the order of siblings goes as such: lysander, elektra, juno, philomena, and twins orion & valora. the deal was that everybody had a greek (or in juno’s case, roman) first name and a middle name inspired by a piece of british literature circa 1800s and under. a family of nerds, if you will.

so, clearly - right off the bat, their parents are … eccentric. they’re both in love with their respected topic, and with each other, and with their kids. the carmichael family is a happy family.

they each have their own quirks and whatnot - though philly’s always been particularly dreamy - even as a child, she’d spend hours watching clouds or caterpillars or the leaves blow in the wind rather than play with other kids. she wasn’t a shy kid - she just had her own interests.

hardship doesn’t hit the family until philomena is five and starts having splitting headaches. they’re slow at first - but as soon as she’s seeing spots and unable to walk in a straight line, doctor appointments are made.

it doesn’t take long for them to discover the tumor, though the official diagnosis of malignant ependymoma comes a month later.

it’s grade ii but slow-moving, small enough to not be as much of a threat as worried, but big enough where removal is necessary. philomena earns a scar and brings it in for show-and-tell. for two months afterwards, philly’s at radiotherapy monday through friday.

they’re lucky - philomena’s considered cancer-free by the next year. she’s babied at first - handled delicately, as if she could break if touched - but with five other children … it doesn’t last for too long.

and life continues as normal.

her personality doesn’t shift much over the next few years - she’s awfully independent for a kid, and awfully quiet - when she speaks it’s about faeries and bigfoot, about how the sky is so blue and if you listen quietly, you can hear the leaves whisper their secrets to each other. this is not odd.

she’s close to all her siblings, but she idolizes her older sister - elektra. elektra’s six years older and dyes her hair whatever colors she wants. elektra bought a knife off a seedy guy downtown. elektra threw away all of her heels and renounced god. elektra is god. her music is loud but it’s not heavy - it’s florence and the machine.

they’re opposites - elektra’s boisterous and feels loudly, philomena’s softer and feels…less. when elektra sneaks out, philomena keeps watch. they are a duo.

philomena is smart - but she’s fifteen and hates school. hates sitting inside all day. hates the same routine - day after day - it’s all the same. her parents’ routine is the same, philly feels contained and she wants to live.

elektra’s twenty-one and just bought a brand new spanking (used but not falling apart) 19-something volkswagen … van - using her entire savings account. she says she’s tired of routine, she’s leaving the next day.

naturally, philomena stows away in the back and isn’t discovered until they’re two states away and she’s got to pee. elektra nearly crashes the van in shock.

it’s an argument - philomena vs. elektra, then them vs. their parents, then their parents vs. the school, the state - it’s an ordeal. philomena switches to an online program in the end.

it hurts christopher and imogen - lysander’s not having any of their nonsense, juno’s betrayed and alone - the twins are twins. in the end, it’s alright. the carmichael family is a happy family.

philomena and elektra take their time - it’s not a road trip, it’s their new life, permanently on the road. they stop and explore often - they do odd jobs in whatever town they settle in. they dine-n-dash, they shoplift. they survive in their own way.

during particularly desperate times, they two resorted to identity theft & credit fraud - getting away with it only by ditching the cards once they’ve made it out of state.

she drops out of high school officially when she’s seventeen - they have to drive all the way back to california to deal with the wrath of their parents and to deal with paperwork, but it’s done. philomena doesn’t know what path she wants in life - but it’s not that.

it’s during this time that the episodes occur - philomena’s outside her body, philomena’s wrapped in cotton, her memories are not her own. she’s looking in the mirror and she doesn’t recognize herself. they take shelter in a city for six months, long enough for her brand spankin’ new therapist to figure out what’s wrong with her. she’s diagnosed with depersonalization / derealization disorder - they think it’s stress. philomena doesn’t get stressed. they think it’s trauma. she laughs - she never laughs.

there is trauma though, deep-rooted but somewhere inside - you just have to look for it.

you. just. have. to. look. for. it. look for it. look for it. look for it look for it look -

you were ten and she was thirteen, an off-trail hike in familiar woods in a familiar town, safe and familiar. it was your idea, to stray from the carved out paths, down creeks and up hills and round, and round again. you’re the one who spotted the scarf first, sticking up from the dirt and dancing in the wind like the beginning of reincarnation. it was not reincarnation, it was discovery. it was ruin. with curiosity drawn, you skidded down - with compliance, followed juno, followed your sister - clumsy in her steps and tumbling down quicker than you. you saw the corpse, but juno felt it. decaying flesh and maggot.

and she left juno, just like that - just five years later, when juno had finally gone to the end of her wits. philly up and left. abandoned her.

philomena and elektra leave the city after that therapy session. they do not return. she’s always been good at hiding her secrets.

three years later and her parents want philly to have a higher education - desperate for it, really - worried for her future. it’s a battle that she loses, getting her GED and applying to a local college in florida in shameful compliance.

they’re there for a year until philly gets (expectantly) expelled from the community college & the two of them are banned from the town they’d residing in up until that point. they don’t talk about it - but boy, was it one hell of a time.

they found refuge in lovell, a town that seemed to suit them well - it suited elektra’s desire to travel up and down the east coast, and it intrigued philomena enough to the point of her being content with staying. soon after, philly officially transferred to radcliffe for the fall semester & they’ve been here since!

personality.

she’s quiet but she’s confident - her voice sounds like rustling leaves, if leaves smoked a pack of cigarettes a day.

often underestimated - philly’s petite and looks like she’d fall over if a plastic bag blew too close to her. she’s independent - for the most part. elektra is the only person philly takes orders from.

has always been considered odd - weird, strange. still talks about the trees as if they’re listening, as if they’re old friends. she’s vague and doesn’t elaborate on the things she says.

believes in pretty much any superstition you throw her way. luck is very important to her. if you ask her if the earth is flat, she’ll say probably. believes strongly in bigfoot and the lochness monster. has personally seen aliens, and loves ghosts almost more than herself.

she can be amusing - whether you ‘get’ her or not, her outlook is often bright - she talks about the negatives the same way she talks about the positives. can be seen as naive or gullible, but she’s plenty smart. even if half of her education has come directly from google.

philly doesn’t laugh. a smile, yes - often, in fact - not always reaching her ears, or bearing teeth - but these are not indicators of her happiness. philly is consistently content. she thinks many things are funny - she still will not laugh.

her voice is often monotonous - she doesn’t sound dreary, she sounds far-away. her voice carries. her emotions are often unknown to others.

is apathetic in most situations. she’s hard to bother - she’s incredibly patient and enjoys the company of most - tolerates them at the very least. it’s hard for her to express her emotions, because she feels them so little that it’s very nearly not worth it. her affection is not verbal - it’s small touches and gestures of kindness, love in her own way.

is a fan of knock-knock jokes and bad puns. she won’t crack a smile while telling you them, nor does she expect you to laugh. she just enjoys them.

she owns a motorola razr covered in puffy stickers - hasn’t ever had a smartphone. she’s a fan of emoticons. her favorite is :o)

has a lot of bruises and scratches and scars - she’s often getting herself into pickles. there are always, at the very minimum, three bandaids on each hand.

she has insomnia, so she’s awake often. is often seen wandering town - even when she shouldn’t be, even when it might be dangerous. her intuition is delayed. when she does sleep - her dreams are vivid and fantastical.

keeps a box of memories - sentimental bits and pieces she’s picked up over the last few years. there are a lot of buttons and postcards, but any teeny tiny object will do.

her style changes every week - most, if not all, of her clothes are thrifted. one week she’s baby spice and the next she’s lydia deetz. she combines pieces from different styles often - she looks like a barbie clothed by a child. she feels most comfortable like this.

will either patch-up the clothes that get too worn or reuse them in some way. sometimes donates the clothes she gets tired off - isn’t minimalistic, but she’s learned to keep only a small amount of possessions.

the only consistency is her lucky ribbon - it’s pastel yellow and silky and as thin as a shoelace. she ties it onto her outfit of the day, everyday. if she loses it, she’s lost. elektra has a matching ribbon.

has no problem with minor theft - she only takes bare minimum, puts herself and elektra first and that’s how it’s always been. she tries to be good while in lovell / radcliffe - would hate to be forced out by mobs with torches and pitchforks

currently living in noland while elektra stays in their van, florence - sometimes philly stays there during the weekends.

they used to live in motels on the occasion, the cheapest room, and more often than not they’d both go home with strangers for a comfier bed and a hotter shower.

it was a common occurrence - she didn’t sleep with them - but somehow, she weaseled her way into their homes anyway. has come out mostly unscathed, on most occasions. this has been a practice ever since they’ve been on the road.

really, truly - has not slept with anybody, had her first and only kiss at thirteen with a frog. this doesn’t bother her.

will consume a n y t h i n g you put in front of her - isn’t picky.

listens to whatever they’ve picked up along the way but she likes instrumentals the best. her second favorite genre is 1990′s and 2000′s top hits. they’re nostalgic for her. third favorites? florence, of course. fleetwood mac. the bird and the bee.

loves storms - will go out in the rain and will risk her life for it.

owns a pair of roller-skates and is often skating rather than walking. unless she’s on grass - then she’s walking barefoot.

has many hobbies, and gets bored of them often. her favorite hobby is welding. she’s not certified.

also, juggling.

also, accordion.

the kind of girl who’ll do any job you give her. odd jobs are her favorite jobs. babysitting is her least favorite - but she does it anyway. has lost children before. have they ever been found? not by philly.

dyes her hair blonde often and cuts her own hair - bangs included - finds it cathartic, likes the itchiness of bleach.

everything she does is often in pursuit of feeling free, alive, and meaningful.

( like her frequent visits to the woods, late at night when the moon is high and full. it’s freeing to dance around a fire, stark naked in the cold. builds immunity )

comes and goes wherever she pleases, nothing & nobody can stop her (besides elektra). has befriended the campus witch, or as much as the witch will allow, and shrike as well. she knows to respect nature, and abandoned sites - she’s practically free to explore as she wishes, her only pride is the trust she’s gained.

the trust expands to animals as well, she has a certain knack for getting them to like her. has too many ‘pet’ rats that reside with her, alongside a baby raccoon & a few crow pals. has a new animal companion everyday, but she doesn’t contain them or force them to stay.

leaves her window in noland wide open because of this, because her window is conveniently right besides a tree with sturdy branches. good for animal smuggling, sneaking in and out, hiding, etc. etc. world is her oyster.

though her room in noland is ??? frankly a mess ??? already ??? usually keeps most of her possessions in her memory box but she’s also turned her room into a mini labyrinth of knick-knacks. very cozy, but very nest-like. think of howl’s room from howl’s moving castle.

wanted connections.

random encounters... it’s only her second semester at radcliffe, she hasn’t met everybody yet i’m sure

random encounters...in the wild... alternately, people she’s met before in a different part of the country. whether she’s stolen from them or crashed at their place, or simply shared a dinner. anything goes!

unexpected sleepover... someone whose place she crashed at after a mysterious night. a party, adventure, etc. etc. maybe they don’t even remember her staying over, maybe she hadn’t been with them to begin with.

employers... she does a lot of odd jobs! knows how to make a lot of things in many different mediums just to earn a small living.

friends... y’know ... people who enjoy her presence, likes her oddness. they may not understand her, but they appreciate her. or maybe they do understand her, in their own way!

not friends... philly doesn’t consider anybody an enemy in the slightest, but some people may not be fond of her ... think she’s a little too strange, or they refuse to understand her, or something of the likes.

closing in... someone trying to get closer to her, trying to figure her out on a level deeper than what she would like, and she keeps slipping out from between their fingers every time.

mom friend mom friend mom friend... older sibling figures! dad friends! take one look at philly and instantly want to swaddle n protect her.

caught red handed... someone catches her stealing or about to dine-n-dash. do they care? who knows!

late-night shenanigans... they just walk and talk at night ... very relaxing ... not actually very shenanigans filled...

a dealer... because she wasn’t born on 4/20 for nothing. she’s not turning 20 on 4/20/20 fr nothing. don’t fail us.

debating conspiracies... or superstitions, really anything. maybe they’re frustrated at her apathy surrounding all situations.

no likey... :( they distrust her. probably fr good reason tho ... i don’t blame you

thrifting pals... no explanation needed methinks

an eventual hook-up... maybe ... possibly ... it’s questionable, but it could happen! can’t stay a virgin forever! (or well. she cld. we’ll see!) she’d probably have to trust yr muse a lot though

unrequited romance uwu... probably unrequited on her end because she doesn’t usually think of anybody in a romantic sense - it’s possible, but you’d have to be something special for her to like you back. that being said ...

something returned... eventually, slowly. slow. it’ll take time.

maybe something returned !! eventually. slowly. slow.

n like rly anything u want !! anything u can think of i am here 2 fulfill ... we can brainstorm all sorts of wacky scenarios!! she’s a thief! she’s an accordion player! she dances naked in the woods! she’s been in the circus AND a small utah county jail!

#radintro #cancer tw #death tw #trauma tw #mental illness tw #grief implied #maggots tw #decay tw #body horror implied #just trying to cover my bases #anyways this took a Lot out of me n its already 3am ...#i'll get to my replies tmrw #n !! i'll reply to more starters !!#dnt stop wnt stop

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functionalechoes · 5 years

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It’s a full twenty minutes before he’s ready to admit to himself that this isn’t just some poor taste prank that the kids had talked Laura into. Twenty minutes before he can admit that this is real and that his family is gone.

It takes another ten minutes to unearth his back up kit from the barn, and the phone in it that he has never used but has always kept charged. He’d been promised once, long ago when the farm was first set up, that a call from that number would always be answered.

Fury does not answer. Hill does not answer.

Natasha does not answer.

He tries the last ditch line to Coulson. Clint hasn’t had direct contact with his former handler since that terrible night in 2012, but he’s positive that the number will still work. Phil’s had that phone since 2001. While it works, Phil does not answer. Instead the line goes straight to voicemail and it takes all of Clint’s will to not throw his phone at the wall. He eventually tucks it back into his kit and goes for the landline that Cooper had spent so much time mocking.

He’s called every number he can think of for everyone he can think of. His “parole officer” is the first person that answers, but he has no more information for him than the alerts the radio has been spitting out for the better part of an hour now. People have fallen into dust and faded away all over the country. Phone lines are going down as people frantically try calling everyone that they know; website traffic is spiking as Twitter and Facebook and all those social media things he’d never bothered with were over run with speculation and desperation.

He’s passed up the line of authority as it becomes more and more clear that he’s the only immediately available Avenger. Or ex-Avenger. Or whatever the hell he is now. There’s a growing pit of worry in his stomach and a black hole clawing at his heart.

[head canon continuation below the cut; this gets kinda meta and ramble-y]

Hoo boy. So. Half the population of the planet has just disappeared with no rhyme or reason. 3.85 billion people have just disappeared. I think it’s safe to say that another 150 million will die in the first few months of aftermath, and bring that up to 4 million dead or disappeared.

Why would 150 million people die after the Snap?

Well. You can lose 100-500 people real easy with just one flight crew vanishing, between all the non-vanished passengers and the people on the ground or in the buildings that get hit by uncontrolled planes. And just because a driver has vanished, doesn’t mean that the vehicle’s momentum has gone with them. There’s probably a 49 foot trailer or seventy that have just caused a variety of accidents with a nice body count.

There are the kids who have lost their parents while on vacation; kids that don’t know how to survive in the mountains or how to sail a boat or how to get home. Kids with big bright targets on their backs now that they’re alone.

You’ve got the religious extremists who think the world just got Raptured, and they need to fight off the minions of Hell before the Kingdom of Heaven can come to earth. You’ve got the crazier side of Doomsday Preppers, the kind that have so many guns that they’ve just been dying to use for so long and now they have reason to! Anyone who comes onto their land, even those who have just turned down the wrong road, is now an “invader”.

There are the gangs and terrorist groups that break and fracture and turn to bloodbaths while they sort out their hierarchies. That throw themselves into a “war” for power and control and land. There are the people who suddenly see a route to power and try to build their own little fiefdoms.

And this is happening all over the world.

So yeah. Four billion people are missing or dead. I think it’s safe to say that there’s at least one government in the world that just got gutted. And given the initial flyover in the time skip, I’d say that the United States is one of the gutted governments.

Now. I don’t really know how the US government works. I’m Canadian. I’m Canadian and I barely understand how the Canadian government works. So... something something something, the President is incapacitated and the VP takes control. VP becomes incapacitated and the... I dunno somebody who’s title starts with an S? Secretary of State? Speaker of the House? anyways the next person in line takes control. And so on and so forth.

I have arbitrarily decided that the MCU’s US President does not get Snapped, however the next seven people in line for the presidency do. Just, y’know. For funsies! (actually it’s because I don’t want to try and figure out how having two Presidents once the unSnappening happens would work)

Ross definitely got Snapped. I’m not sure where he is in that line up, but he’s gone. I’m fairly certain we wouldn’t have famous “can we get a selfie?” Hulk if he didn’t.

But yeah: a gutted government and no one knows what’s going on. All of the Avengers and Avengers affiliates are in Wakanda or space at this point, excluding Clint and Scott. Scott is Sir Not Appearing Until After the Time Skip, so he’s out too. It’s all on Clint now.

Fury and Hill are gone. Coulson doesn’t answer. Tony is in space. It’s doubtful that Natasha or Steve or any of the others carried a cellphone into battle, and even if they had they probably wouldn’t be able to get through. 3.85 billion people have just vanished. 3.85 billion other people are trying to contact everyone they can think of. Phone lines get over run with just a few million people trying to call out in an emergency.

In those first few moments? Clint doesn’t know if this is a nightmare or an illusion or if he’s the only person left on the planet. The lack of response to his phone calls is throwing him into a very bad mindset; so when he gets through with his government contacts he clings to it. Things may be chaotic within the government, but even with so many people missing they have a framework there. They’re recalling everyone that they can, trying to fit as many trustworthy people into position as fast as they can so they can present a solid front for the American people.

Clint is asked to escort a few people from the mid-west to DC, as all planes are grounded until whatever happened can be explained. He agrees and finds himself playing armored chauffeur to more than just “a few” people, especially after the first couple days when things start getting really rough. Gangs and home grown terrorists and all kinds of nasty power hungry people realizing that they’ve suddenly got that option open to them now. Clint just about falls face-first back into the black ops lifestyle.

It doesn’t even take a week for the OG Avengers (minus Tony) to return to the United States, but by the time that Natasha is able to respond to Clint’s phone call he’s already out on is first “official” government mission. It’ll be three months before he can check his own voicemail and by that point he doesn’t want to drag her back into this mess.

She’s escaped it. She got out and became an Avenger; a real one not just a sniper on stand-by. She was repaying her debts and cleaning her ledger. She deserves a better life than partnering back up with an aging black ops sniper slash government sanctioned assassin. He’s not going to do that to her again.

So he just. doesn’t respond.

And I think this is long enough for now. I’m still flip-flopping on the part where he goes from Hawkeye to Ronin and how Maya Lopez and Matt Murdock should be incorporated into that story. I do have the New Avengers issues that cover the 616 version of events, so I can definitely pull from that but ugh. I hate the way those issues are written/drawn. Jumping back and forth through flashbacks drives me nuts.

#lots of rambling in this one #and a bit of that world building thing that endgame didn't give us #and that we won't get in the post-endgame movies #but that I think about a lot because I like disaster documentaries #d : plot #v : in the gap #d : headcanon

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itsnirmal888 · 4 years

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Dear Mark: Maximum Aerobic Function (MAF) Training

For today’s edition of Dear Mark, I’m going to be answering questions about Maximum Aerobic Function, or MAF. If this is your first time hearing the term, MAF refers to a method of endurance training that maximizes the function of your fat-burning aerobic system. I’ve come down hard on conventional or popular modes of endurance training in the past for being too stressful and reliant on sugar. MAF training is the opposite: low stress and reliance on body fat.

Let’s dive right in to the questions:

What is MAF training?

MAF trains your aerobic fat-burning system to be more efficient and produce greater output at the same “intensity.” It means slowing the hell down to go faster. It means the slower you go, the more fat you’re burning and the better your mitochondria are getting at utilizing fat for energy. It means training up to but not over your maximum aerobic heart rate.

MAF was coined by Phil Maffetone, who came up with an ingenious way to calculate your max aerobic heart rate: subtracting your age from 180. 180 minus your age gives you the heart rate at which you’re burning the maximum amount of fat and minimum amount of sugar.

Say you’re 30 years old. 180 minus 30 is 150. To burn the most fat possible, you maintain a heart rate equal to or lower than 150 BPM. Now, and here’s the trick: It doesn’t sound like much. It doesn’t feel like much. It probably feels way too easy. But bear with me. It works. This is where the magic happens, where you accumulate easy volume, where the “base” is built, where you begin building more fat-burning mitochondria.

The hard truth is that if jogging spikes your heart rate past your aerobic max, you’re not very good at burning fat during exercise. Even if you don’t “mind” pushing that heart rate up. Even if you “feel fine” jogging at 153 bpm. 180 minus age is where you have to be to improve fat burning. That might look like jogging, or walking, or walking uphill, or running pretty briskly, depending on where you’re starting. It’s all relative to your aerobic fitness.

It takes patience to stay at the aerobic zone, but over time, if you’re consistent, you’ll notice that you can handle a higher and higher workload at that same “easy” MAF heart rate. You’ll be going faster while still burning mostly fat—and it’ll still feel easy.

What are the benefits of cardio using MAF training?

In some parts, I’m known as the anti-cardio guy. I coined the phrase “chronic cardio,” and the entire reason I got into this Primal business is that decades of elite endurance training—marathons and triathlons—wrecked my body and drove me to develop and pursue a different, more sustainable path to health and fitness.

But I’m not anti-cardio. In fact, moving frequently at a slow pace in all its incarnations forms the foundation of my Primal Blueprint Fitness philosophy. And MAF is just about the best way to do it.

When you build your aerobic base, you don’t just get better at running (or cycling, or rowing, or swimming, or whatever it is that you’re doing). There are more benefits that aren’t as overtly noticeable:

You get better at utilizing the fat you eat and the fat you store, paying huge dividends in other areas of your life.

You get steadier energy levels throughout the day. There’s always that big bolus of energy hanging around, ready to be consumed and converted into ATP. And you’re very good at burning it.

You have a lower propensity to snack. It’s easier to stick to a healthy way of eating and refrain from snacking when you can cruise along eating your own adipose tissue in between meals.

You have more mitochondria, and the mitochondria you have are better at burning fat. This is what everything comes down to. Mitochondrial dysfunction and subsequent energy overload lie at the root of many degenerative diseases. The better your mitochondria work, the more energy you can handle, and the less likely you are to suffer the negative ramifications of chronic energy overload.

This seems to confer benefits to longevity. Although we can’t establish causation, moderate exercise—jogging up to 20 miles a week at an 11 minute mile pace—offered the most protection against early mortality in one study. Running more than 20 miles a week, or running at a 7 minute mile pace, offered fewer mortality benefits.

Plus, having that large aerobic base helps with any physical pursuit, and not just endurance sports. A large aerobic base helps in CrossFit. A large aerobic base helps in football or martial arts or rock climbing. Whenever you can burn more fat, save more glycogen, and still get the same amount of performance, you’re winning.

When you’re aiming for MAF, how much cardio is too much?

As long as you stay in the MAF zone, it’s very hard to overdo cardio. You’re deriving your energy primarily (90/95%) from fat, a virtually inexhaustible energy source, and very little from carbohydrate. You have thousands of calories at your disposal. Your relative intensity is lower than the person who’s out there burning sugar, so your joints aren’t falling apart and your muscles aren’t getting as fatigued. You’re accumulating less stress overall.

When you start hitting intensities that elevate your heart rate beyond the 180 minus age MAF zone, your tally begins. The stress and joint damage begins to accumulate. You become more reliant on sugar compared to fat. You can still train like this, but your margin for error is a lot smaller.

If I had to put a number to it, I’d say that you shouldn’t burn more than 4000 calories a week from cardio.

How should you eat while doing maximum aerobic function?

MAF is most effective when paired with carbohydrate restriction. It doesn’t have to be keto reset levels, although that’s a great option. Standard Primal low-carb, staying under 150 grams per day, is good enough.

When you combine MAF training with carb restriction, everything is enhanced. You build more mitochondria after a single carb-restricted MAF training session than after the same session without the carb restriction.

Going low-carb while MAF training also continues the work when you’re at rest. If you burn primarily fat when endurance training but go home to a high-carb diet, you’re squandering a lot of progress.

What if I’m too slow?

One of the most common questions I receive comes from people worried they’re too slow. “I feel like I am going too slow. I can run a 7:00 minute mile no problem at race pace and a higher heart rate, but if I stay at 180 minus age, I can’t get my speed past 10 minute miles.”

You can keep doing the higher HR runs, but you’re not building a base and you may be setting yourself up for damage down the line. That means you are good at burning glucose/glycogen and have a good tolerance for discomfort, but it also means that in this current configuration, you suck at burning fat. The whole point of MAF training is to train at the highest heart rate you can handle (and highest speed) while still getting 90-95% of your energy from fat. Over time, you’ll find that as you get better fat adapted, your mile pace will come down at that same MAF heart rate. That’s the indicator that you are becoming more efficient with your burning of fat over glucose.

Track things over months, not workouts. It may take a long time to improve, but improve you will. Pro tip: if you are a well-trained runner or cyclist, you could probably add 5 to that 180-age number and be OK.

Isn’t my MAF pace way too easy?

It seems way too easy, and that’s the whole point. It’s also where people get tripped up.

You think you can handle a bit more, so you push the HR up. I mean, running at an easy pace couldn’t possibly make you faster.

Over time, you’ll find that as you get better fat adapted, your mile pace will come down at that same MAF heart rate. That’s the indicator that you are becoming more efficient with your burning of fat over glucose.

Just be sure you are always able to carry on a conversation and not get winded as the “guard-rail.”

Folks, that’s MAF training. If you want more details and a specific plan of attack, check out my book Primal Endurance.

If you have any more questions, ask down below! Thanks for reading, everyone.

About the Author

Mark Sisson is the founder of Mark’s Daily Apple, godfather to the Primal food and lifestyle movement, and the New York Times bestselling author of The Keto Reset Diet. His latest book is Keto for Life, where he discusses how he combines the keto diet with a Primal lifestyle for optimal health and longevity. Mark is the author of numerous other books as well, including The Primal Blueprint, which was credited with turbocharging the growth of the primal/paleo movement back in 2009. After spending three decades researching and educating folks on why food is the key component to achieving and maintaining optimal wellness, Mark launched Primal Kitchen, a real-food company that creates Primal/paleo, keto, and Whole30-friendly kitchen staples.

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andrewuttaro · 6 years

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New Look Sabres: GM 69 - DAL - Nice

Writing these is starting to get easier. It was fun before it became clear this team wasn’t making the playoffs. Then these last several weeks, really since the New Year has been excruciating. I’m saying this now, but Carolina is next and that may make me hate passionately again. For tonight we have the 69th game of this season to talk about. NNNNIIIICCCCCEEEE. The big storylines going into this one other than the teamwork number were Jack Eichel’s suspension and Alex Nylander’s call up. Feeling the lack of Jack in this game was kind of like taking your pants off and getting upset you feel a breeze. It’s over and we all know it, Jack can’t save us now. One of my favorite Sabres follows on twitter compared watching this team right now to the height of his days smoking weed. He just feels so lethargic he’s basically immune to stimuli watching this club right now. It’s hard to not relate to that. Not the smoking weed part, but to each his own I guess. The lethargic part is relatable while also being so beyond disappointing. How many times have we said it? They won ten games straight and now they’re missing the playoffs. They’re the second team ever to do that. Remember when we were pausing discos and shouting in bars over this team? Feels like a lifetime ago. Well I suppose feeling bored was only going to get worse against the Dallas Stars who have been dominating the goals against category all season. The Stars have fought their way out of the giant pack of loitering playoff contenders out west to look vaguely sure about the playoffs right now. I love to hate the Stars, perhaps they’re our Carolina Hurricanes of the West, but they pose great fodder for a better team we want to win to dispatch in the first two rounds. Take your boring, low-scoring hockey into the playoffs and lose to Winnipeg. The trash talk maybe worthless considering this dull Sabres team listing into the offseason effortlessly. The Stars are simply the better team. They shutout Buffalo 1-0 in the last matchup and 2-0 tonight just about fits.

The first period was fun enough to hold me; mind you I am a little bit of a Sabres whack job. There were a few fun rushes, a breakaway here and there. Sam Reinhart is the dynamic this team needs more of but of course he had to wait until now to prove it. I’m trying to think about who else jumped out at me in the first period, but I just keep coming back to penalties. The penalties jumped out at me in the first period. There were four, two against each team in the first period and I wanted to be engaged in them so badly. But as each Buffalo man-advantage ticked away that familiar feeling crept right back: missed opportunity. That’s the whole season isn’t it missed opportunity. Speaking of missed opportunities: Alexander Nylander! Nope, I’m saving him for after the recap, I just couldn’t resist that setup. The second period however, started like there was some kick. I don’t know where it came from, if Phil Housley is kicking them in the pants now I don’t know where it’s been for three months. See the funny thing about this game, the thing that could have roused you out of your catatonic Sabres state but surely didn’t, was that Buffalo outshot the opposition. Maybe home ice advantage is just worth more shots with this team. The shots were clearly there and most of them were fun too. Skinner hit the intersection of the crossbar and post and a couple guys threw up they’re hands for a moment thinking it was a goal. Figures. The Sabres are now on a big old five game losing streak and even Skinner can’t help us now. The win for the Stars was assured before the third period even began. One goal was a saucy lift far side on Linus Ullmark and the other was a shot from way out at the blue line. Both goals were by the same guy: Roope Hintz. If you think that name is fake I’ll remind you Finland exists. Hintz went in the second round of Eichel’s 2015 Draft and would you believe me if I said the guy is a -10? Plus/minus is a worthless stat: sometimes you get proof. The Stars held on in the third and this one ends 2-0 visitors. Whatever. Game 69: NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NIIIIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEE!!! Ugh, that felt a little nice.

Let’s talk about Alex Nylander. Remember when we declared him a lost cause at the end of last season? Remember when Jason Botterill sat him down at the Prospect Tournament way back in September and then he caught fire? Remember when he didn’t make the NHL roster out of camp anyway? He’s 21 now and the apology I gave him for not believing he would prove himself at Training Camp now seems like a distant memory. He played with no urgency tonight. That sounds like a generic complaint and it is because I read it on twitter forty times since the game ended but I say prove it to me again! The thing is Nylander was doing good in Rochester, at least lately he has. Watching his development down there has been an evolution of finding his stride. He took a little while, but he’s found his way down there and was beginning to contribute at a decent clip. Does he just take this long to find his way into a system? Gee, I hope not. That would be a big problem but then again he is only 21 and tonight was against one of the better defensive teams in the league. But then again, he was taken in the first round and there’s already no way that pick will feel right with who else went in the first round that year. I side more with the people who thinks he needs to be something soon or get the Guhle treatment. I hate to say that because sometimes it takes some time for a player to become the player they can be but look at the Justin Bailey trade. That hurt, he had real potential at one point but the he had become nothing more than an AHL regular and only ok in that role at that. He left in an AHL deal that brought in Taylor Leier who is now a strategic part of an Americans team getting hot at just the right time. That may seem like a weird comparison but tell me one reason Alexander Nylander isn’t the new Justin Bailey right now? Go ahead, I’ll wait. The bottom line is Nylander needs to figure it out now or he WILL be next season’s Justin Bailey. Hell, he might be this summer’s Justin Bailey.

I just wrote a whole paragraph on Alexander Nylander in March. Yay. I teased you with some Amerks talk there and it looks like our last Amerks Angle of the regular season will be shaping up soon. I need to wait until at least after this weekend. Rochester is taking on the League leading Charlotte Checkers in a back-to-back that has revenge potential and the possibility of catapulting our Amerks to the top of the league standings! More on that in Amerks Angle. For now, we have to contemplate how this matchup with the Hurricanes won’t be the most oppressive fucking game in a month. I’m not hopeful but now I at least feel like I can handle it relatively painlessly. Like, share and comment and we can sail down this home stretch together.

Thanks for reading.

P.S. Are they tanking now? I think they’re tanking a little bit. Draft rankings time?

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jesseneufeld · 4 years

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Dear Mark: Maximum Aerobic Function (MAF) Training

Let’s dive right in to the questions:

What is MAF training?

What are the benefits of cardio using MAF training?

You get better at utilizing the fat you eat and the fat you store, paying huge dividends in other areas of your life.

You get steadier energy levels throughout the day. There’s always that big bolus of energy hanging around, ready to be consumed and converted into ATP. And you’re very good at burning it.

You have a lower propensity to snack. It’s easier to stick to a healthy way of eating and refrain from snacking when you can cruise along eating your own adipose tissue in between meals.

You have more mitochondria, and the mitochondria you have are better at burning fat.6 This is what everything comes down to. Mitochondrial dysfunction and subsequent energy overload lie at the root of many degenerative diseases. The better your mitochondria work, the more energy you can handle, and the less likely you are to suffer the negative ramifications of chronic energy overload.

When you’re aiming for MAF, how much cardio is too much?

If I had to put a number to it, I’d say that you shouldn’t burn more than 4000 calories a week from cardio.

How should you eat while doing maximum aerobic function?

What if I’m too slow?

Isn’t my MAF pace way too easy?

It seems way too easy, and that’s the whole point. It’s also where people get tripped up.

You think you can handle a bit more, so you push the HR up. I mean, running at an easy pace couldn’t possibly make you faster.

Just be sure you are always able to carry on a conversation and not get winded as the “guard-rail.”

Folks, that’s MAF training. If you want more details and a specific plan of attack, check out my book Primal Endurance.

If you have any more questions, ask down below! Thanks for reading, everyone.

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References

https://mi-psych.com.au/what-your-brain-doesnt-know/

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-practice/201301/cognitive-restructuring

https://journals.humankinetics.com/view/journals/jsep/33/5/article-p666.xml

https://www.verywellmind.com/negative-bias-4589618

https://ift.tt/2MsAdzb shows

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1540458/

http://health.heraldtribune.com/2012/06/06/moderate-exercise-may-be-better-for-you-than-vigorous-workouts/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3823511/

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lauramalchowblog · 4 years

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Dear Mark: Maximum Aerobic Function (MAF) Training

Let’s dive right in to the questions:

What is MAF training?

What are the benefits of cardio using MAF training?

You get better at utilizing the fat you eat and the fat you store, paying huge dividends in other areas of your life.

You get steadier energy levels throughout the day. There’s always that big bolus of energy hanging around, ready to be consumed and converted into ATP. And you’re very good at burning it.

You have a lower propensity to snack. It’s easier to stick to a healthy way of eating and refrain from snacking when you can cruise along eating your own adipose tissue in between meals.

You have more mitochondria, and the mitochondria you have are better at burning fat.1 This is what everything comes down to. Mitochondrial dysfunction and subsequent energy overload lie at the root of many degenerative diseases. The better your mitochondria work, the more energy you can handle, and the less likely you are to suffer the negative ramifications of chronic energy overload.

When you’re aiming for MAF, how much cardio is too much?

If I had to put a number to it, I’d say that you shouldn’t burn more than 4000 calories a week from cardio.

How should you eat while doing maximum aerobic function?

What if I’m too slow?

Isn’t my MAF pace way too easy?

It seems way too easy, and that’s the whole point. It’s also where people get tripped up.

You think you can handle a bit more, so you push the HR up. I mean, running at an easy pace couldn’t possibly make you faster.

Just be sure you are always able to carry on a conversation and not get winded as the “guard-rail.”

Folks, that’s MAF training. If you want more details and a specific plan of attack, check out my book Primal Endurance.

If you have any more questions, ask down below! Thanks for reading, everyone.

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References

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1540458/

http://health.heraldtribune.com/2012/06/06/moderate-exercise-may-be-better-for-you-than-vigorous-workouts/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3823511/

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jesseneufeld · 4 years

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Dear Mark: Maximum Aerobic Function (MAF) Training

Let’s dive right in to the questions:

What is MAF training?

What are the benefits of cardio using MAF training?

You get better at utilizing the fat you eat and the fat you store, paying huge dividends in other areas of your life.

You get steadier energy levels throughout the day. There’s always that big bolus of energy hanging around, ready to be consumed and converted into ATP. And you’re very good at burning it.

You have a lower propensity to snack. It’s easier to stick to a healthy way of eating and refrain from snacking when you can cruise along eating your own adipose tissue in between meals.

When you’re aiming for MAF, how much cardio is too much?

If I had to put a number to it, I’d say that you shouldn’t burn more than 4000 calories a week from cardio.

How should you eat while doing maximum aerobic function?

What if I’m too slow?

Isn’t my MAF pace way too easy?

It seems way too easy, and that’s the whole point. It’s also where people get tripped up.

You think you can handle a bit more, so you push the HR up. I mean, running at an easy pace couldn’t possibly make you faster.

Just be sure you are always able to carry on a conversation and not get winded as the “guard-rail.”

Folks, that’s MAF training. If you want more details and a specific plan of attack, check out my book Primal Endurance.

If you have any more questions, ask down below! Thanks for reading, everyone.

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References

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1540458/

http://health.heraldtribune.com/2012/06/06/moderate-exercise-may-be-better-for-you-than-vigorous-workouts/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3823511/

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jesseneufeld · 4 years

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Dear Mark: Maximum Aerobic Function (MAF) Training

Let’s dive right in to the questions:

What is MAF training?

What are the benefits of cardio using MAF training?

You get better at utilizing the fat you eat and the fat you store, paying huge dividends in other areas of your life.

You get steadier energy levels throughout the day. There’s always that big bolus of energy hanging around, ready to be consumed and converted into ATP. And you’re very good at burning it.

You have a lower propensity to snack. It’s easier to stick to a healthy way of eating and refrain from snacking when you can cruise along eating your own adipose tissue in between meals.

When you’re aiming for MAF, how much cardio is too much?

If I had to put a number to it, I’d say that you shouldn’t burn more than 4000 calories a week from cardio.

How should you eat while doing maximum aerobic function?

What if I’m too slow?

Isn’t my MAF pace way too easy?

It seems way too easy, and that’s the whole point. It’s also where people get tripped up.

You think you can handle a bit more, so you push the HR up. I mean, running at an easy pace couldn’t possibly make you faster.

Just be sure you are always able to carry on a conversation and not get winded as the “guard-rail.”

Folks, that’s MAF training. If you want more details and a specific plan of attack, check out my book Primal Endurance.

If you have any more questions, ask down below! Thanks for reading, everyone.

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References

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1540458/

http://health.heraldtribune.com/2012/06/06/moderate-exercise-may-be-better-for-you-than-vigorous-workouts/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3823511/

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