#lmao OOPS

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[mothfables]

♡ Bunny Flops ♡

Legend flops when he’s happy.

Part one!

The first time it happens, they’re all gathered around the campfire, happy and content from a relaxed day of travel and a hearty meal. Conversation is soft; with no urgent matters vying for their immediate attention, chatter flows easily from one subject to another. Legend shifts from his place on a log to sit on the ground, resting his back against it. Bringing one leg up, he wraps his arms around it to rest his cheek on his knee.

He’s... content, he realizes. Here, with these heroes, talking and laughing about everything and nothing like close friends (like brothers)... A small smile lifts his lips as Wind lightly punches Warriors on the shoulder, only to shriek with laughter as the older boy grabs him in a headlock to ruffle his hair in retaliation. Yeah... content.

Without realizing it, he slowly tips over until he lands on his shoulder with a soft oomph! Hyrule, who’s next to him, lets out a squeak of surprise as Legend’s head lands on his thigh. The Vet gives a sigh, relaxing into the contact. His eyes flutter closed.

Hyrule, for his part, hovers his hands awkwardly, unsure what to do with the unexpectedly calm Veteran lying against his leg. He catches Sky’s eye across the fire and gestures helplessly. The Chosen Hero’s eyes widen before he lets out a soft coo, catching the attention of the others.

“Aawww, did he fall asleep?” Wind asks, his eyes bright. Warriors starts to grin, and Hyrule shoots him a glare. He doesn’t think Legend would appreciate being teased right now.

“...I don’t think I’ve ever seen ‘im so relaxed,” Twilight remarks. He shifts to better see the Veteran, who is indeed very relaxed. He doesn’t so much as stir when Hyrule finally lowers his hands, resting one on his head.

...Hold on. Gently, Hyrule threads his hand through Legend’s hair (marveling quietly at how soft it is). There’s no response.

Frowning now, because Legend always gets defensive when someone touches his hair, Hyrule removes his hand from his hair and shakes his shoulder. Legend doesn’t so much as twitch.

“Um, guys? I think-” Hyrule’s breath catches at the sudden swell of worry in his chest. “I think something might be wrong.”

The other heroes snap to attention at that, Warriors scrambling to his feet and hurrying over. He copies Hyrule, reaching out to shake their unconscious brother’s shoulder. The result is the same- that is to say, nothing. Wars’ brow creases in concern.

“Do you think it’s a curse?” Wind whispers loudly. There’s a bark of surprised laughter followed by a cough.

“I think we would’ve noticed if somebody got cursed, Sailor,” Warriors disagrees, checking Legend’s pulse worriedly. It’s steady and strong; whatever’s happening, it’s not affecting his heart, which rules out a number of other possible causes. If his heart was affected, it’s likely his organs and lungs and quite possibly his brain would be too, all of which would be bad. Luckily, that doesn’t seem to be the case.

“It can’t be poison, we all ate the same thing,” Four mutters, sounding deep in thought. “Legend isn’t the type to eat things he finds out in the woods, either, so I doubt it came from that.” Hyrule and Wild shift somewhat guiltily at that. It’s a hard-learned habit born of survival, but that doesn’t mean everything they put in their mouths is safe to eat. “Warriors, can you see if maybe there’s an injury we didn’t notice? I know he usually doesn’t hide things like that, but it’s possible he didn’t know either.”

The Captain nods and gently, with Hyrule’s help, shifts Legend to check his back and sides, then after a moment of thought, his legs. There’s nothing. He sits back on his heels and just... observes. For all appearances, Legend is simply fast asleep.

He relays as much to the rest of the Chain, whose expressions shift from worry to confusion and disbelief. Legend never sleeps deeply or well, even after several months of travel together. It’s something they’ve all become accustomed to, so seeing him so loose and unguarded is odd at best.

With nothing else to do, everyone slowly goes back to what they were doing before, leaving Hyrule, Warriors, and a still-sleeping Legend in a quiet huddle. After a moment Wars shifts so his back is against the log with Legend’s legs across his lap. Their brother sleeps on.

The odd peace lasts perhaps another half hour before Legend finally stirs. Violet eyes blink open to stare sleepily at the fire. Wind is the first to notice and his gasp alerts the rest of them, startling Legend out of his sleepy half-doze.

“He’s awake!!!” In one swift movement their youngest bounds across the fire towards them. He skids to a stop on his knees and Warriors winces. Wind doesn’t seem to notice or care about the surely-raw skin that resulted and stares at Legend with his signature wiggly frown. Legend, for his part, stares back with wide eyes that slowly shift to meet each of the Chain’s, who are staring back at him.

“...what?” he croaks.

Wars opens his mouth to answer when he’s cut off by a flood of concerned questions.

“Are you okay?”

“What happened? You just passed out and-”

“We couldn’t wake you but Wars said nothin’ was wrong-”

“You don’t look sick-!”

Legend’s shoulders begin to rise. Warriors chuckles, the sound a half-sigh as he drags his hand down his face, relieved. The Vet twitches at the sound and twists around to look at him, his face falling into a scowl.

“What?” Legend asks again. He’s starting to look distinctly annoyed now. Warriors only chuckles again.

And there’s our grumpy Veteran, he thinks fondly, giving his brother a smirk.

Legend puffs up like an angry cat and shoves himself to his feet. “Whatever,” he grumbles, stalking away to where they left their bags. The others’ voices follow him, high and worried. Legend snarks back a response, though his shoulders lose some of their tension. Warriors watches him go, his smirk falling into something softer as he exchanges a glance with Hyrule.

Yeah, he’s fine.

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[starcurtain]

The more dendro characters I acquire, the funnier Kaveh's ability gets.

I have killed Alhaitham with exploding dendro cores. I have killed Baizhu with dendro. I have killed Kirara and Yaoyao with dendro.

I have killed the dendro archon with dendro.

But Kaveh... is unkillable. He is BUILT DIFFERENT. He not only heals from cores, he heals from burgeon and hyperbloom. Our guy is out here getting electrocuted and shrugging it off.

I know it won't happen, but I really wish at some point, someone in the story would comment on the fact that Kaveh has a crazy ability no other dendro vision holders have. JUST CASUALLY having powers even your archon doesn't have, completely average behavior, nothing to see here.

[rozenphox]

i tried to do that one outfit of envy adams but i think i went too much on the hair

[blackbellybella]

🫧

[antiquatedsimmer]

Pose WIP

Gardeing gets me sooooo hot❤️

I made too many poses for a scene and TBH I probably won't be using each one so a garden convo posepack will be available soon lmaoo

[earththings]

[riddlerosehearts]

would love to talk about animation with rook since he's Literally Me when you get me talking about disney movies 💖💖💖

also i really like how "beautiful queen" is obviously an in-universe equivalent of snow white and the seven dwarfs, and rook specifically says that it's the first full-length color animated film--if the snow white analogue wasn't already obvious, that would make it even more so because snow white is often said to be "the first animated film" when it's literally not. the first full-length animated film was an argentinian 70 minute black-and-white silent movie called "el apostol", which unfortunately is lost today. but snow white was the first full-length animated feature to be made in english and also the first one to have full color. so, since beautiful queen takes such a highly specific title instead of simply being the first animated film, i can only assume that there's an el apostol equivalent in the twst universe too! love that they cared enough to get this detail right.

[sovawife]

do you ever forget you have a tumblr sometimes. i did. oops. hi guys

[circussoup]

I love my bestie

[thatleolion]

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[gabbigail]

On the phone

Warnings : fluff? ¡Dad Peter! Smut kinda idek and not proofread (as always)

Peter was driving home with your daughter from from school

“How was your day sweetheart?”

Peter was a good dad he loved your daughter with all of his heart she was his entire world and when she was born nothing else has been more important

“It was good I made a new friend!”

Your six year old was a bright little lady you decided on the name April a hint to Peters aunt may. April was curious and loved Peter she was definitely a daddy’s girl.

“Well that’s good! What’s her name?”

“Bella can we have her over soon?”

“Sure honey.”

…

“Can I play on your phone daddy?”

“Sure baby”

Peter unlocked his phone and handed to the little girl and she opened her favourite doll game on his phone.

A few minutes had passed by and you had sent a message.

“Hey baby! Just wondering how close to home you are?”

“Mommy texted you daddy”

“What did she say?”

“She wants to know how close to home you are”

“I will respond to her in a sec we are almost home keep playing your game honey”

“Okay!”

She didn’t though.

Instead she scrolled through all of your messages and…

As a married couple

You two spent some.

Interesting things

She came across a photo of you in lingerie with red on her body with the text “want you here to rip this off me.”

“Daddy.”

“Daddy why is mommy calling you daddy?”

“W-what honey?”

“Money said want you to rip this off me daddy”

“But your not mommy’s daddy?”

“No I am not”

“Well we are here so I need my phone back!”

Luckily she didn’t see anything else or bring it up again because Peter was scared he had scarred her.

Later on in the month you guys were watching tv on the couch and your daughter laid on you

“Mommy”

“What honey?”

“What’s sex?”

[lana7779]

Going down a rabbit hole of "draw your babygirl like this", and of course Meph is that babygirl.

[graciehart]

I was gonna say it was a depression nap day but it’s literally 6pm so I guess it was a depression sleep

[frznkingdom]

[I have MULTIPLE ships I still need to make ship tags for and I KEEP PROCRASTINATING]

[extremelyexh4usted]

i’m kinda not into mha anymore💀

i’ll write for it but i think my fixation on it is over

but now i have it on twisted wonderland so send me requests on that please jesus