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i think it fucks immensely that bk moon went out of his way to 1) establish rakiel wished to live a long life and eventually pass away of old age, 2) have him very briefly envy an immortal being only to be told very clearly to be careful what he wishes for by that very same person because living forever isn't all it's cracked up to be, 3) make the main antagonist be another immortal being who is so desperate to die he's willing to destroy the universe just to finally rest and 4) have said antagonist psychologically torture rakiel with the threat of making him live for a thousand years as everyone he loves and knows eventually grows old and dies and becomes nothing but forgotten memories.
only to then end the novel by making rakiel also immortal
like. god. it's so fucking good i love it. i'm not being sarcastic i genuinely think it fucks and it's one of the best ways bk moon could've wrapped up the plot.
it's a happy ending by all means but it has consequences and through the entire novel we've been shown and told over and over again just how heavy the consequences are and/or will be on rakiel.
he got his happy ending but it was at a price and by the last time we see him he's only just starting to pay for it.
it's great i love it
#i talk a lot <3#cpsm#cpsm spoilers#rakiel magentano#i also think it's funny that this puts bk moon in the very awkward position when it comes to his 'romance' with adeline#because either rakiel allows her to remain human and sees her grow old and eventually die just like acheros threatened him with#(and like he will do with absolutely everyone he loves anyway <3)#or he keeps her alive and frozen in time just like acheros wanted to do with him forcing her to be cut off from the world#in most ways that matter and see the people she loves grow old and die. again. just like acheros threatened to do with him :)#like. either way. the situations sucks for them <33#i do think it's cheap if he can make her immortal without it being a big deal. because. why wouldn't it be.#it would be absolutely broken if absolutes can just. make people immortal for funsies whenever they want. that would be bad writing.#but again i also think it's cheap that he made alicia an angel for no other reason than bc someone needed to remind us lloyd is married#to a woman actually. like. she doesn't even do anything why did you ruin the absolute tragedy that is being an immortal being surrounded#by very mortal humans just to make awful 'my wife is annoying' jokes. i hate you.#sigh. it's lose/lose when it comes to women with this man and his choices.#either they're fridged to make his male characters sad or they become the butt of misogynistic jokes. i cannot fucking win.#ANYWAY. do i think any of this was on purpose? maybe idk i certainly hope so and want to believe it is because otherwise it would be#too much of a coincidence but like. this is also the man who wrote a character very explicitly and clearly wishing to live a quiet life#with his family in his middle-of-nowhere estate where nothing ever happens with no contact at all with royalty and court#so he can laze about and do absolutely nothing. and then married him to a queen who cannot stand lazy people and squeezes the last bit#of talent of everyone around her. and he saw nothing wrong with this. so like. i genuinely cannot tell with this man sometimes 🙃🙃
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I'd be more into gravity falls right now if the fandom wasn't so allergic to being happy bc I'll be honest since trying to join I can't find. ANYTHING cute or happy its all SAD.
#lloyds meowing#i cant go on twitter or tiktok without being bombarded by angst regarding characters in this fucking show#just once dawg. ONE HAPPY HEADCANON OR FANFIC OR COMIC OR SOMETHING. IM BEGGING#idk. ill probably delete this later#but it genuinely breaks my heart that im too much of a big dumb crybaby to enjoy the g.f. fandom#this bullshit of crying when anything remotely big or sad or FUCK.#i even cry when i see good good fnaf and dsaf stuff bc im so proud to be around such talented people#but i dont have a friend to talk to bc if i try to talk or even text i get so worked up i cry#and i guess im just not fun to have a conversation with generally.#idk. im gonna delete this before i get off work tonight#im sorry you have to read the ramblings of a mentally ill and troubled man
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Just now finally saw the Toxic Avenger remake trailer & I have Mixed Feelings
#i will suspend judgement for now#i am happy for lloyd kaufman that it looks like he got his dream of a big budget remake#like the gore effects in the trailer are pretty gnarly#god I hope they blow up a school bus again#i am sad that they changed toxie’s name but u know in a way it’s good#bc no one can replace 1984 Melvin#toxic avenger#toxic avenger 2023
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Just one kiss | Lloyd Hansen
// Pairing //
-> DrugDealer!Lloyd Hansen x Innocent!Virgin!Female!Reader
// Summary //
-> Your best friend — Ransom Drysdale — asks you to buy special pills for him. You don’t know what he means and you didn’t know that the dealer isn’t like Ransom described the man.
// Wordcount //
-> 4.586 Words
// Warnings // Explicit Content
-> 18+, Minors DNI, dark content, Ransom is a dick, innocent!Reader (really innocent!), talking about drugs, manipulation, non/dub-con, Lloyd being Lloyd, blackmail, innocence kink, daddy kink, handjob, oral (male!receiving), cumming on the face, cum play, finger sucking, degrading, praises
// Authors Note //
-> I want to thank @bucks-babe for all those comments and for proofreading.
-> Written for the ���Cum Together: A Community Revival Extravaganza” Event hosted by @labella420 and @stargazingfangirl18.
Prompt: Blackmail + Cum play + “See, that wasn’t so bad, was it? I think you even enjoyed it.”
// Masterlist | Lloyd Hansen Masterlist //
“Come one, please! He is so nice and I just ask you for that favor. Best friends do that for their best friends, princess,” Ransom says, pouting slightly when you still look unsure about his ask.
You play with your fingers, sliding them over the short pink skirt you’re wearing because your best friend asked you to do so. Aren’t you already a good best friend because you always wear what Ransom asks you to wear?
“Ransom, I—I don’t know. I’ve never bought something from him. And m—my parents always say to not get too close to him — to Lloyd Hansen,” you say, his name only a whisper afraid that someone could hear you.
“Princess, I wouldn’t ask when it wouldn’t really mean something to me,” he says, his hand finds its place on your bare thigh and you shiver slightly under his soft touch. “I will give you the money, please.”
“Why don’t you go there yourself?” You ask, looking at him suspiciously. He chuckles, his fingers dig into your soft skin and you hiss softly about his sudden roughness.
“Lloyd and I, uhm, we had some differences in the past and he told me to piss off,” Ransom confesses, scratching the back of his neck.
It wasn't a lie, Lloyd doesn’t really like Ransom but the actual reason he wants you to go there is because sweet, innocent girls like you get better offers than Ransom would get.
“Don’t you love me, princess?” Your best friend asks, his smile fades away and he tilts his head down, avoiding your gaze. He also removes his hand from your thigh, causing your heart to ache. You don’t like to offend your best friend, especially not to make him sad just because of something he asks you to buy.
“I do love you, Ran,” you mumble, moving closer to capture his cheeks with your hands. You lift his head so he has to look into your eyes and then you kiss his nose, smirking when he does. “I will buy it for you, what do you want me to buy?”
“Some special pills. Nothing big, just tell him that you want a small bag of special pills, then Lloyd knows what you ask for, princess,” Ransom says, his grin back on his lips. You nod, letting go of his cheeks and crawl into his lap, cuddling into him, while he wraps his arms around your small body and pulls you closer.
You’re such a good girl for him, he loves how innocent you are — his sweet girl would do everything he asks for when he just plays the right cards. He loves it, his dick loves your innocence not less. It’s growing and throbbing in his pants while you cuddle you cuddle yourself into his tall, muscular body.
“Ran! You forgot your keys in your pocket!” You complain, rolling your eyes playfully. Ransom laughs, pulling you even closer and leans down to your ear.
“That’s not my key, princess. That’s my cock,” he mumbles, causing your eyes to widen and shift slightly. No matter where you try to sit you have his cock point into your ass or back.
Every slight movement on his lap makes Ransom groan and his dick growing even more. “Why isn’t it moving to the side?”
Fuck! Your innocence makes him go crazy and he just wants to destroy your little pussy, wants to fill you with his cum and make you come and scream over his cock over and over again. Tears would stream down your cheeks but you would beg for more and he would gladly give it to you, fucking you until you’re nothing but a whimpering mess underneath him.
“Don’t you know what that is? My cock.” He asks, raising his eyebrow when you shake your head ashamed. Ransom smirks even wider, his fingers draw small circles on your back, grinning you over his hard cock. “I will explain it to you at some point but first you go to Lloyd and buy what I asked you to buy.”
Ransom brought you to Lloyd’s house, even when it’s more like a mansion. A cold shiver runs along your spine when Ransom lets you step out of the car, hurrying you to finally drive to a park slot on the side.
“What happened between you and Lloyd actually, why doesn't he want you to buy something?” You ask innocently while you don’t make a move to get out of the car.
Sweat is running his face down when he looks in all directions. Would Lloyd see him near his mansion he would probably torture him until he begs for forgiveness. “I— uhm. I accidentally shot him in his ass.”
You giggle, then you get out of the car and wave with a soft smile at Ransom before you make your way along the path to the big building. Your hands start to sweat and you press them against the skirt as an attempt to cover more of your bare legs.
Lloyd watches you already from the window, his tongue slides over his lips, while he smirks. So innocent. He groans quietly, turning around to make his way to a chair in the middle of the room. He fucking loves to see those girls all sweet standing there and asking him nicely and cute for some special pills — going to parties with them but you? You look so different, so innocent, so untouched.
His dick is growing when he’s deepening his thoughts about what he could do with you, letting you twirl for him, lifting your skirt. He wants to see you, all of you — you’re so different to all these other girls.
But his thoughts get interrupted when someone is knocking at the door, when he growls a low ‘yes’ you open the door and look at him. His hair is slicked back, mustache and white pants with a shirt — exactly how everyone describes him. He smirks at you, leaning back in his chair, his legs spread open and his hands resting on his thighs.
“Come in, little one,” he tells you. His eyes are roaming over your body and you want to make yourself even smaller. With a short movement you close the door behind you and walk further toward him.
“H—Hi,” you mumble, looking down, your shoes suddenly the most interesting thing you have ever seen. The creaking noise of the chair makes your eyes widen, hearing him walking closer to you, your body tenses and a quiet whimper leaves your lips.
“What can I do for such a sweet girl like you?” He sounds nice, not like your parents told you. His hand grasps your chin, tilting your head back so you have to look into his eyes, he is grinning down at you, while he leans closer and there are only inches between your faces.
“I— My best friend — Ransom. H—He wants me to buy some special pills for him,” you explain, body trembling under the intense gaze of the older man. Lloyd smirks, his hands finding their way to your hips and he pulls you flat against his muscular chest.
“Mhm, Ransom?” He asks, knowing exactly who he is. When you nod, his grin widens and he pulls you with him closer to the chair. You’re too focused not to just turn around and run out of the building so you don’t really realize that Lloyd leads you to the chair where he lets himself fall down and holds you still between his thick, muscular thighs. “Are you his girl, little one?”
“N—No, he is my best friend,” you mumble, looking at your hands. Even though Lloyds hands are warm and his grip is firm, you still feel uncomfortable there. The building is so big, there aren’t many people you have seen and the owner of that mansion is holding you just inches away from him by your hips.
“You’re his best friend, know your parents. Strict ones, do they know that their pretty girl is visiting me here? Do your parents know you’re here, little one?” He asks, and you shake your head slowly.
Your parents would never allow you to visit Lloyd Hansen, he is famous — famous for drugs and illegal things. “Please, don’t tell them. You won’t tell them, right?”
“Mhm— but you need to give me something for that then, can you do this?” His voice is soft and the smile on his face widens. He pulls you onto his thigh, moving your hips slowly forward and backward before he stops and lifts his one hand to grasp your chin once again. He tilts your head up, looking straight into your eyes and you feel like he can look into your soul.
“Do you want more money?” You ask, so innocently that his dick is hurting while it presses against the fabric of his white pants.
“No, can you give me something else?” He asks, fingers digging into your waist while he holds your chin still with his other hand to look into your eyes. His cock twitches when you whimper softly, thinking about something you could offer him.
“W—What do you want to have?” His grin widens, when it's even possible. He just waited for you to ask that unless you tell him what he wants to hear. But since you’re just as innocent as you look he is glad you asked him what he would like to have so he won’t tell your parents about your little visit in the Hansen mansion.
“Kiss me,” he mumbles, leaning back while he lets go of your chin and places that hand on your waist as well. Your eyes widen and you whimper, shaking your head.
“Please, I—I never kissed someone, not even sure how that works. C—Can I just give you more money?” You try but he just ignores your attempts to convince him to give him something else.
“Little one, I’m rich. I don’t need what you offer me. You have two opportunities. First; you give me what I want. Second; I take what I want,” he explains, grinding you on his thigh. A tingling feeling erupts between your legs and you try to press them together causing Lloyd to chuckle darkly. “I always get what I want, pretty girl. And look how needy you are, clenching your tights like a desperate slut.”
“I’m not a slut!” You raise your eyebrow until his grip tightens and you immediately blush. You don’t want to upset him, scared of him. Your body still trembles slightly but the pressure between your legs grows especially when he just holds you, instead of grinding you on his thigh to give you some relief.
“I know, you’re a pretty innocent girl.” He sits up, straight and your lips are suddenly so close that you can feel his warm breath on your skin. Lloyd groans when you move closer against him, your pussy rubbing over his hard cock and your eyes widen.
“I—Is that also your cock? R—Ransoms was hard too earlier,” you tell him, looking down where you just feel his hard bulge pressing against you. A low chuckle leaves his lips, causing you to look into his eyes again.
“That’s my cock, when you kiss me already you can see it. Do you want to see it?” You nod slightly, and he feels his cock twitch once again. Your innocence makes him go crazy, you’re on his lap, willing to kiss him so he won’t tell your parents that you are visiting him. And willing so you can see his throbbing cock.
Even when you would have said no, he already knew the kiss isn’t everything he wants from you. When such a sweet and innocent girl walks into his mansion and makes his cock painfully hard and throbbing he will definitely use that to fuck you or at least have you suck off his cock.
You lean slightly forward, you don’t know why but something changes inside of you and you feel comfortable around Lloyd and you really want to see his cock since Ransom wasn’t explaining it to you. So you press your lips softly against his, just a moment before you pull back and giggle softly.
“Your mustache tickles, Mr. Hansen,” you say, reaching out your hand to slide your fingers over his mustache. You're so perfect for him, so innocent but still so confident when you feel comfortable. He is sure he won’t let you go that easy; you’re his now — his little one, Lloyd's pretty girl.
“Was that a kiss, little one? Give Daddy a real kiss,” he asks, raising his eyebrow when you nod slowly. He laughs, capturing your cheeks with his hands and pulling you closer, his lips pressing on yours with such force that you gasp. You part your lips slightly, and Lloyd uses the moment to slip his tongue into your mouth, causing you to moan.
You press him by his chest away, his cheeks heating up, and you look down at your lap. “I’m sorry, I—I didn’t want to moan.”
“Ahh, pretty girl. Let me hear you moan again, yeah?” Before you can answer, he presses his lips against yours once again. His hands slide to your back and lower down until he grabs your ass, squeezing harshly and causing another moan to leave your lips.
When he lets you pull away, you breathe heavily, your hands resting on his muscular chest while you look into his eyes. They are a little darker than before, filled with an emotion you have seen in Ransom's eyes sometimes — mostly when his hand slid up your leg underneath your skirt until you moved away from your best friend with a questioning look.
Lloyd's hands are still capturing your cheeks. He smirks at you, his eyes roaming down your body to your chest, biting his lip before his gaze slides lower to your short skirt. “Do your parents know that you look like a little desperate slut with such short skirts?”
“N—No, Ransom asked me to wear it for him. Don’t you like it?” Lloyd chuckles, one hand making its way to your skirt, and he slips it underneath the fabric, stroking the soft skin of your thigh. He groans, his fingers moving closer to your panties, but you grasp his arm just before his fingertip is touching your pussy.
“It looks pretty, little one. Now get up so I can show you my cock. What do you think?” He asks softly before pushing you off his lap. You immediately stand up and wait in front of him while he unbuckles his belt and lets his white pants fall down his thick, muscular thighs.
In his boxers is a big bulge, and you guess that’s what he meant. What you didn’t think of was that he was going to push the fabric down as well. His weeping cock slaps against his stomach; the tip is red, and a vein is running along the underside of his huge length.
“You can touch it, pretty girl.” You shake your head, just looking at his length, before you look him in the eyes again. “Do you want me to tell your parents that you’re going out in such a slutty outfit that you were sitting on my lap and kissing me?”
“P—Please, don't tell them,” you say quietly, a small pout on your lips. Lloyd chuckles, leaning forward to kiss your lips, kissing the pout softly away. Then he places his pants between the two on the ground before he pushes you by your shoulders down until you’re on your knees, looking up at him with your innocent gaze.
“Take it in your hand. Wrap your little fingers around Daddy's huge cock. Can you do that?” He asks so softly that you nod and lift your arms, placing one on his thick thigh.
“But you’re not my daddy, Mr. Hansen,” you mumble, looking at him with your innocent and now slightly confused gaze.
“I’m your daddy now, little one. I take care of you, don’t I?” When you slightly nod he grins wide and points at his hard, leaking cock. You bring your other hand to his cock and wrap your fingers around his hard cock.
Lloyd groans, throwing his head back when your soft skin touches his cock. He then looks back down at you, waiting for you to move your hand, but you're just sitting there and staring at his cock in your hand. His dick twitches in your hand, more pre-cum leaking down his red tip when he thinks about everything he could do with you — taking your virginity and making you his — Lloyds Hansen’s pretty girl.
“Move your hand, little one.” You look up; your eyes widen when he gives you more instructions. You thought he would let you go after you kissed him, so why does he want you to move your hand around his cock?
“But you said only a kiss,” you mumble, your eyes watering — your emotions are overwhelming; you feel so embarrassed, but at the time, you don’t want Lloyd to tell your parents that you’re here. And his cock feels not bad in your hand either. He places his hand around yours, grip tightens while he moves your hand up and down his thick length.
“Good girl,” Lloyd praises, his hand tightening even more around yours and his cock, while he picks up the pace. He groans, his hips thrusting up when you move your hand at a slow pace up and down his cock. “Doin’ so well, little on. Now let's try something else: open your mouth and take my dick into your mouth.
“No, Mr. Hansen, please. I’ve never done that before; I—I don’t think I wanna do that,” you say, quietly and not looking up. Your grip around his cock loosens, and you place both of your hands on your thighs.
“You don’t want to?” He asks, his voice dangerously sweet, and you shiver lightly. When you shake your head, he grasps your hair, tugging harshly at it and making you look at him. “I don't care; you're gonna suck my cock, or I will tell your parents that you begged me to fuck you, want that? Want your parents to know that you’re nothing but a little whore?”
You don't really listen to him; your thoughts are running wild, and tears are building in your eyes, making their way slowly down your cheeks. Lloyd wipes his thumb over your cheeks to wipe the tears away; they just turn him on even more — he didn't know you could turn him on even more, but you do. His other hand is still tugging painfully at your hair.
“Then be a good girl and do what Daddy asks for. Now take it in your mouth, or I will make you take it,” he groans, waiting a moment for you to move, but you just sit there, quietly crying and staring at his cock. Lloyd sighs, pushing your head closer to his cock and wrapping his own hand around his base. He brings his cock to your lips, smearing his pre-cum over them before he pushes his tip between your lips.
“Come on, pretty girl,” he says, raising one of his eyebrows before he taps his hand softly on your cheek until you open your mouth wider and he is able to push his cock into your mouth.
Lloyd doesn’t give you much time before he shoves his cock down your throat. You immediately gag around his length, your fingers digging into his thick thighs while he holds you in place for a moment. Your eyes water, and you try to pull away, but the older man’s grin is too tight for you to move away.
“Fuck, pretty mouth feeling so good,” he growls, pulling out of you and giving you a moment to inhale deeply.
“Please, don’t; it’s so big,” you whimper, trying to push him away from you. But at your next attempt to say something, he shoves his huge length into your mouth and down your throat again. Your teeth scratch along his soft skin, causing him to buck his hips forward.
He pulls you off his cock, leaning forward until his face is next to yours. Lloyd is biting into your earlobe, causing you to yelp. “Open your mouth wider, like the good slut you are for me.”
“B—But your cock is so big, Daddy,” you whimper, tears falling down your cheeks. When he pulls you back and smirks at you, causing you to be slightly scared — he looks so soft and at the same time something dark is glistening in his eyes and expression.
“You will get used to it. Fuck— should keep you just for me; what do you think, little one?” He asks, chuckling when you try to shake your head. You open your mouth wider when he presses the tip of his cock against your lips. Lloyd shoves his cock into your mouth, smirking proudly when your teeth aren’t scratching against his huge dick. You’re once again gagging around his length; the tears are falling down your cheeks, and saliva is dripping down your mouth. “Daddy told you he gets what he wants. And when he wants to keep you, then he will! So be good and suck my dick and breathe through your nose.”
Your nails dig almost painfully into the skin of his thigh, grounding yourself. When you breathe through your nose like he told you, you don’t gag that much around his cock anymore. He thrusts every now and then his hips, resting his dick in your mouth before he pulls out to give you a moment to breathe deeply.
You look with such an innocent gaze at Lloyd that he feels like he has to come immediately. Your saliva drips down, landing on your thighs, while his whole cock is covered in it as well. Lloyd growls, fucking your mouth harshly, your tongue licking the underside of his cock, while you swallow his length down your throat — you’re the best and sweetest girl he could have imagined when you walked into his mansion earlier.
He looks down at you, meeting your innocent eyes. You look adorable with his cock down your throat. “Taking my cock like the good girl you are for me, huh?”
After a few more thrusts, he pushes out, and you look at him, confused. Maybe you did something wrong? “Did I do something wrong? Didn’t it feel good?”
Suddenly, you just want to make him feel good; you want him to praise you — calling you his good girl, and give him what he is asking for.
“You did so well for me, swallowing my cock like a good girl. But I wanna come all over your face — want to paint your face with my cum,” he tells you, smirking when you look even more confused. “Let Daddy take care of it."
You nod, looking at his length, which is covered in your saliva when he wraps his hand around it. He then moves his hand at a steady pace, his hand wiping over his tip. It looks hot when he does that, panting and fucking his hand, his cock twitching, and he almost hits your face when he thrusts forward.
His lips are parted, and the veins on his arm are poking out while he looks at you, groaning loudly. “Open your mouth and stick your tongue out!”
You do as he says and stick out your tongue. He grins at you, jerking himself off over your tongue. With a loud growl and a harsh thrust into his hand, he comes all over your face. His cum shoots out of his red tip, landing on your tongue and all over your face, while he fucks himself through the orgasm.
“Looking so sexy with my cum all over your pretty face, pretty girl,” he says, letting go of his cock and reaching out to graze his fingers with his cum. He then brings them to your mouth and pushes them between your lips. “Lick them clean.”
You twirl your tongue around his fingers, cleaning his fingers and tasting his salty cum. You hum satisfied, addicted to his taste.
“See, that wasn’t so bad, was it? I think you even enjoyed it,” he says, fingers still in your mouth, pushing your tongue down. He then removes them and grazes them in his cum once again, this time he licks then cleans himself, tongue curling around his digits. His other hand grasps your chin, his thumb pushing into your mouth and you immediately suck at it. “So good for Daddy, huh? I should give you a reward, don’t you think?”
Your eyes widen and you nod, not exactly knowing what he means, but it doesn’t sound bad. And even though he can be a bit rough sometimes, he is still really nice and sweet with you.
“Get up, so I can pick you up and we can continue in my bedroom,” he says softly, and you immediately obey. When you stand in front of him, he leans down, pressing his lips softly against yours before he picks you up. His hands rest underneath your ass, squeezing your cheeks while he walks out of the room.
“B—But Ransom is waiting for me outside in the car,” you mumble, pulling away from Lloyd to look into his beautiful blue eyes. You haven’t recognized the bit of green in them, but it looks beautiful, and you get lost in them for a moment.
Lloyd smirks. One of his hands lets go of you, but you hold yourself with your legs wrapped around his waist. He looks for his phone, which is placed on a small shelf. He takes it and unlocks it. Lloyd taps a few times on his phone before you hear the familiar sound when you call someone.
“Princess?” Ransom's voice comes through the loudspeaker. You giggle, placing your head on his shoulder while you wrap your arms around his neck, inhaling his intoxicating scent.
“Not exactly, but she is here. She is fine. Calm down. I will take care of my pretty girl, won’t I, little one?” Lloyd says, chuckling, before he squeezes your ass once again. You giggle, making Ransom gasp. “Brought me such a sweet and innocent girl; I guess I will keep her here. Make her my Mrs. Hansen.”
Before Ransom can say something, Lloyd hangs up and places his phone on the nightstand next to his bed. You haven’t noticed that you’re already in his room, but you smirk when he places you on his bed, kissing your lips before he moves down to your neck. He is sucking and biting softly on your sensitive skin.
“Now let’s get you out of your clothes and show Daddy your pretty body, all mine. Understand, you’re mine, pretty girl,” he says, looking at you. You pull him closer, pressing your lips against his, and let his tongue explore your mouth while his hands roam over your body, causing a tingling in your pussy. He grins, already thinking about the way he will claim you and make you his — his pretty girl.
He really likes you, falling slowly for you — your sweetness and innocence steal his heart from him, and he gladly gives it to you. Even though he isn’t used to take care of someone he just fucked but he gladly takes care of his pretty girl.
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Let Me Love You - 8 || End
Character: college!Bucky x Female!Reader
Summary: On a mysterious, rainy night, Bucky witnesses a distressing encounter involving his crush.
Chapter 1 , Chapter 2 , Chapter 3 , Chapter 4 , Chapter 5 , Chapter 6 , Chapter 7 , Chapter 8.
Main Masterlist || support: Ko-fi
Thank you to everyone who has read this chapter. Please let me know what your thoughts are. I'd love to hear your feedback. Thank you once again.
You only muttered a noncommittal "hmm" when you heard your father's words. Matthew, on the other side of the phone, could only sigh.
Before the divorce, you would chat with him, sharing your thoughts and feelings. But now, your responses were short and distant: "I'm fine," "Yeah," "No," and "Thanks."
"I'm sorry. It's all because of my mistakes," Matthew said, his voice heavy with regret.
'That's right,' you thought bitterly, your grip tightening around the phone.
Matthew's voice softened, filled with a sadness you couldn't ignore. "Don't think about it. Get some rest."
You nodded silently, even though he couldn't see you, feeling the emotional chasm between you both widen further.
After ending the call with your father, you felt lonely. Just then, your phone buzzed with a message from Bucky: "Good night."
Despite the earlier conversation, a small smile tugged at your lips, a warmth spreading through you. Bucky's simple message felt like a lifeline, a reminder that someone cared.
🎓
The next day, you felt a knot of nervousness in your stomach as you stepped onto the university campus. The thought of facing everyone, especially after the recent events, was daunting.
Bucky was beside you, his presence a comforting anchor in your anxiety. He glanced at you, noticing the tension in your expression.
"Hey," he said gently, "you've got this. I'm here with you."
You gave him a small, grateful smile, trying to draw strength from his support. "Thanks, Bucky. I don't know what I'd do without you."
He nodded, his eyes full of reassurance. "You don't have to worry about that. You're not alone in this."
While walking to class, you and Bucky noticed that nobody even glanced your way. It seemed like everyone was absorbed in their phones, gasping and starting animated discussions.
Suddenly, a cheering scream erupted from afar. You looked around, puzzled. "Something to celebrate?" you asked, glancing at Bucky.
Steve joined both of you, a wide grin on his face. "It's for the football team. Especially Ari." He held out his phone, showing you the photos.
You gasped, your eyes widening as you read the article.
"They chose Ari Levinson instead of Lloyd," said Steve. The headline and accompanying photos detailed the unexpected turn of events.
Bucky leaned in to get a better look, his eyebrows shooting up in surprise. "Wow, that's a big change. I wonder what happened."
The campus football team had two standout players: Lloyd Hansen and Ari Levinson.
Lloyd was the main star, possessing a charisma that the camera loved. He thrived in the spotlight, his confident demeanor drawing attention on and off the field.
In contrast, Ari preferred quiet, shying away from the limelight. Despite his reserved nature, his skills on the field were undeniable.
But how did such a sudden change occur when everyone knew Lloyd was the chosen one?
You remembered what your father had said the previous night.
Reaching for your phone, you called him. "Dad?"
Matthew answered, his voice calm yet firm. "No one will underestimate you this time."
Unbeknownst to you, your father was at the campus, standing in the headmaster's office with the football coach and Lloyd. He looked out from behind the blinds, looking at you from afar.
Matthew ended the call and turned his attention to Lloyd, who sat with his head down, looking pale and defeated.
Matthew stepped closer, his voice low and stern. "Is this how you repay me? You promised to protect my daughter."
Lloyd clenched his fist, his knuckles white with tension. He knew Matthew's history as a former NFL player and the football coach at their previous high school. He had never anticipated that Matthew had the power to derail his path to the professional league.
Matthew's presence was imposing, a silent reminder of his authority.
It was Matthew who had trained Lloyd and provided the recommendation that helped him secure the scholarship. Some called him biased since Lloyd was dating his daughter, but as long as Lloyd made you happy and showed big potential, Matthew was willing to support him.
But now, this kid had cheated on his daughter. This sinful mistake reminded Matthew of his own past missteps.
He decided to teach Lloyd a valuable lesson. Not everything could go as he planned.
Matthew adjusted his jacket buttons and looked at Lloyd with a steely gaze. "You're good. Keep training. Perhaps another team will scout you."
With that, he turned and left the room, leaving Lloyd to ponder the gravity of his actions and the consequences they had brought upon him.
Lloyd clenched his fists, frustration boiling as he punched his knees in anger. His life felt crumbling before his eyes, all because of that woman.
Where the heck was she now?
Nicky stood in the bustling airport, a knot of anxiety tightening in her stomach. She had paid the hacker to erase her digital footprint, to free herself from the consequences of her actions. Yet, despite her efforts, an ominous sense of impending doom lingered in the air.
As she went to the priority lounge, her phone buzzed with an incoming call. With trembling hands, she answered, her voice barely above a whisper. "Hi, Dad."
The voice on the other end was filled with disappointment and anger. "You still brave enough to talk? You idiot. I thought you had quit from those bullying things. Your mistakes will ruin the company."
Nicky gasped, feeling the weight of her father's words like a physical blow.
"I've received the files of your bad deeds," her father continued, accusing. "What the heck is wrong with you, Nicky?"
Desperation flooded Nicky's senses as she tried to find the right words to explain. "Dad... wait. I can explain—"
But her father's voice cut through her protestations. "You want to leave the country. Good. Don't ever come back."
The line went dead, leaving Nicky feeling as though her world had crumbled around her. Tears pricked at the corners of her eyes as she struggled to process the magnitude of her father's words.
As if on cue, the cashier at the priority lounge interrupted her thoughts with a grim announcement. "Miss, your credit card has been declined."
Nicky's heart sank further, the realization hitting her like a ton of bricks. Everything she had planned, her escape from the consequences of her actions, was slipping through her fingers.
Nicky wondered who had orchestrated this downfall and who had made such an effort to help Y/N.
It was all because of Bucky.
He had chosen an investigation team to find out, just as he had predicted. And the culprit was none other than Nicky herself.
Instead of resorting to public humiliation, Bucky had chosen a different path—blackmail. He understood the power dynamics at play, knowing that hitting Nicky where it hurt the most—her privileged lifestyle and her father's reputation—would be the most effective form of punishment.
Nicky had always been a spoiled princess, shielded from the consequences of her actions by her doting father. But now, with her pillars of support crumbling around her, she was left vulnerable and exposed.
Bucky remained at the university, orchestrating events from behind the scenes. He calculated his moves carefully, knowing that Nicky's downfall would have far-reaching consequences.
As Nicky's world began to crumble, Bucky couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. Justice had been served, and he had played a crucial role in ensuring that the truth came to light.
Karma has hit her like a ton of bricks.
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After the aftermath, you resumed attending classes like usual. However, you couldn't help but notice Lloyd's somber demeanor as he walked through the halls like a mere shadow of his former self. It tugged at your heartstrings, prompting you to take action.
A few days later, as you and Bucky walked side by side, you unexpectedly crossed paths with Lloyd. This time, there was a subtle shift in his demeanor. As he drew closer, he whispered a heartfelt "Thank you."
A small smile graced your lips in response.
The reason behind Lloyd's gratitude stemmed from your intervention. You had reached out to your father, pleading for Lloyd to be given a second chance. Lloyd received an offer from another team.
You understood that everyone makes mistakes, especially in their youth, and you couldn't bear to see Lloyd lose his passion and purpose.
Having grown up alongside Lloyd, you knew that football was more than just a game to him—it was his life and his dreams. If it were taken away from him, he would be left adrift, without direction or purpose.
So, you did what you could to help him reclaim his footing and pursue his aspirations once more.
You couldn't bear the thought of being the one to crush his dreams, not after everything you and he had been through together.
It was the least you could do to offer him this final gift, a chance to reignite the fire within him and pursue his aspirations once more.
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As time passed, graduation day finally arrived. The campus buzzed with excitement as every student donned their caps, gowns, and proudly held their diplomas.
Amidst the sea of graduates, you watched with pride as your boyfriend, Bucky, took the stage as the valedictorian to deliver his speech.
It was a moment of triumph, made even sweeter by the journey you both had taken together. Bucky's patience and unwavering support had finally won you over, and he now held a special place in your heart as your boyfriend.
Turning around, you spotted your parents sitting together in the crowd. Despite the awkwardness that lingered between them, you were grateful that they managed to put aside their differences for this important day.
Your gaze then shifted to Lloyd, who had undergone a noticeable transformation. Gone was his once-smug attitude, replaced by a newfound humility and maturity.
Though you only caught glimpses of him from afar, you couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration for his growth, silently wishing him the best in his future endeavors.
And as for Nicky, rumors circulated that she was stuck in another country, working hard to find her way back home. While her fate remained uncertain, you couldn't help but hope that she would find redemption and a path forward.
As the ceremony drew close, you couldn't help but reflect on the tumultuous journey that had led you to this momentous day. From the heartbreak of discovering your first love's betrayal to the humiliation inflicted by his other girl, it had been a path fraught with pain and challenges.
Yet, amidst the darkness, there were glimmers of light—your father's unwavering support and the gentle presence of your new boyfriend, who was a beacon of sweetness and kindness in your life, like an angel sent from above.
Despite the trials and tribulations, you felt a sense of optimism. With the scars of the past serving as reminders of your strength and resilience, you looked towards the future with hope and determination.
Each step forward was a testament to your courage and resilience, and you knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you would face them head-on, guided by the love and support surrounding you.
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a/n: love on tour has come to an end 😭 it seemed only fitting to say goodbye to it with a small blurb from the love on tour series , the story of harry styles and y/n belmonte. thank you for all the love you always give me and i hope this blurb is enough to put a smile on your face. i love you, friends 💜
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You adjusted the camera as you had it leaning against the bathroom mirror. You had finished your skincare and knew tomorrow was a big night for Harry and the entire Love on tour crew. There was a lot up in the air for your career and what was next, but in the next twelve hours, all you could think about was your boyfriend. He would be saying goodbye to a tour he poured his heart into, but most importantly, he was stepping away from what he loved to take a well deserved break. Harry couldn’t stay away long; he’d be back. They all knew it was only a matter of when.
Harry was in bed; he had fallen asleep as you played with his hair and told him about your day. The pasta you made from scratch at the cooking lesson you found in a small neighborhood. It wasn’t advertised, but the chef took a liking to you when you asked him more about his favorite dishes. It seemed that was enough to grant you a special spot in Mr. Caruso’s kitchen. He tried to play off his nerves, but you knew him well enough that this final show would be one he wanted to remember forever.
Once you knew your phone wouldn’t fall, you pulled up Instagram and started a live. It’s been a while since you did one. Usually, you do an origami piece with your fans to catch up with them. Tonight would be a little different. You hadn’t been on for a minute, and the number was increasing by the second.
Twenty.
Five hundred.
Three thousand in under two minutes.
“Hi, everyone,” you greeted cheerfully. “Sorry, I haven’t done one of these in a while. Life has been busy.”
The comments began to flood with “hellos” and “I love you,” but also a lot of mentions of Barbie, the film you finished promoting and starred in. You moved past those comments and instead focused on one asking where you were.
“I’m in my bathroom. I finished my skincare for the night and thought we could chat briefly.” You giggled as you saw Lloyd joining in. The number was past 35k, and although you thought it was ridiculous at this hour in Italy, the rest of the world was running at different times. “Lloyd!!! Buddy!!! Go to sleep!” You tease.
You first.
Shaking your head, you try to see if he comments again, but the comments are coming in at lightning speed.
Cariñoooooooo
“Sarai, cómo va tu día?” How is your day? You ask your best friend.
Boring. Send me a flight to Italy.
You frown at the screen. “Be quiet. I asked if you wanted to come. You said you were busy.”
A cousin’s wedding. Remember.
“Right. You’re officiating for them. I’ll see you in a few weeks,” you assure them knowing Naomi and Sarai will be staying with you for a week–two if you manage to convince them.
Where’s Harry?
Are you in Italy?
One last show!!!!
I loveeeee you!!!!!!
Final outfit reveal
Show harry
I love the new movie
A simple night. Though lots of questions if you would be in Italy for the final show as no one has seen you for a few weeks and where Harry was. You decided to do the live to connect with the fans, but you also wanted to go to bed and join Harry because even a room away, you missed him. You wanted to talk with the fans to share you feel the same sadness that tour is ending because Love on Tour gave you Harry, and that’s something you’d never forget. The same feeling they all feel staring at Harry while being in the crowd is one that you feel too. You can’t describe it, but you all know it well.
You think back to that night in St. Paul when you locked eyes with Harry and knew life would never be the same again. You can honestly say you didn’t expect to fall in love with him and go on this crazy journey two years later, but there is nothing you’d change in your life because it led you straight to him.
“It might seem odd, I’m here talking with you late into the night.” You laugh at people calling out your time zone. “Well, it’s late for me. Maybe even weirder to do it without my overalls and stack of origami paper,” you take a deep breath before continuing. “I know a lot of you know about my relationship. How private we keep it because not everything is meant to be shared online. I like things to be mine, but Harry has never been mine alone. A piece of his heart belongs to each of you, and it’s not something I will ever forget. I am fortunate to love him and be loved by him. I don’t ever take it for granted.” You sniffle and turn away from the camera to compose yourself, but you know it won’t work. When you look back, the comments are filled with love, and it keeps you going. “Love on tour allowed Harry and I to reconnect and truthfully fall in love. I won’t say more because it’s something special to us, but Love on Tour ending is bittersweet. It’s a tour full of love where many of you met friends, best friends, and lovers. You know what it means to love someone because of an event and because of the distance. The love will only grow stronger, and that I can promise.”
You grin at Pauli’s comment saying how much they love you. You found the love of your life, but you also met new friends and built a bigger family.
“Whether you’re a fan of mine or only following me to get an update on Harry, I want to thank you for your kindness, not to me but towards him. If there is anyone who deserves all the love in the world, it is him. Most of you wonder why I’m saying this here and not to Harry, but he knows. I can promise you he does. Think he might be fed up with all the love and support I shower him with, but I’m doing it because I want to look back at this, who knows, maybe five, ten, twenty years from now, and be glad I shared this with you all. If anything, it’s something Harry can look back at when we have to be apart for longer than a day. Harry, sé que no estás viendo esto, pero eres el amor de mi vida. Un último baile mañana y estaremos de camino a casa. Que sigas cumpliendo todos tus sueños, mi estrella.”
You thank everyone for watching and signing off, turning off your phone, knowing the buzzing will start immediately. You know it will be shared all over the internet, and articles will be written by the time you wake up in a few hours. Usually, it’s something you’re careful about, but tonight you don’t mind. You’re proud of Harry, and you’re allowed to show it whenever you wish. You turn your phone off, knowing Harry loves his morning ringtone better than yours.
Turning the lights off, you know as soon as you’re wrapped in Harry’s arms, you're headed straight to dreamland. Crawling into bed is easy; moving the covers away from Harry proves to be a struggle every night. You shush him quietly to not wake him, and it seems to work until he shuffles over and drags you to lay flat on your back while he gets comfortable on your chest. He would forever be your little spoon.
“I love you, baby,” he mutters into the quiet of the night.
It makes your heart race even after two years together. You kiss the top of his head and repeat your favorite three words to him.
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The final show has been nothing short of magical. Harry would spend the entire night on stage if he could, but you all know the show is close to ending. Harry, from the morning, had been cheerful from waking you up with a morning orgasm that led to making love, and once he let you get clothes on a walk along the water. You know he had seen your little speech but made no move to bring it up. It wasn’t necessary because you constantly told him how proud you were, and it was evident in how you proudly showed Harry off all day to a crew that already knew and loved him. You don’t know if someone texted it to him or if he happened to see it on Instagram, but he walked all day with an extra pep in his step. It could have also been the sex. Not a hint of sadness could be detected, and it eased your worries because it meant he was ready for a well deserved break.
You spent the show with Anne and Gemma, dancing your heart out. You knew Glenne and Jeff would pull you in for a final mosh pit as Harry danced his heart out to “Kiwi.” Harry had thanked the fans endlessly throughout the entire night. His speeches always bring tears to your eyes. He thanked the band and the crew. He thanked his family for the support they offered the past thirteen years. You didn’t expect a speech dedicated to you, so it caught you off guard when he mentioned you. All your shared family and friends cheered so loud, making it easy for Harry to spot you and even easier for the camera’s to find you and show you on the screens.
“I don’t know if some of you saw, but my girlfriend gave a lovely speech last night on a live,” Harry smiles as the crowd cheers for you. “She poured her heart out to you while I was sleeping.” He wags his finger playfully. “Like she doesn’t know I love my ego to be fed. Her love is something I feel even when she’s not around, but I am thankful she’s here tonight. She’s here, and she’s been dancing and singing all night. It's my favorite thing in the world seeing her happy.” Harry can see Glenne nudging her playfully, but your eyes never leave his. “I love being on stage and performing for you all. It’s everything I dreamed of, and I can’t wait to return soon to do it again.” Harry gives you a dimpled smile, and you know the look in his eye; even from a distance, you know he wishes he could kiss you. “No one tells you how much you miss out on. Family celebrations, nieces' first steps, and even graduations. The biggest to the littlest things matter. Bel has reminded me that even when I’m not there, I can send a reminder that I’m thinking of my family and friends. That everyone understands I’m doing what I love. I love being here with you all, but I also love being home.” Harry places a hand over his heart. “Bel has made me a better son, friend, and partner. Now I know this is sappy, and maybe you’re over this, and she’s going to tell me after this wasn’t necessary, but I do want it to be known that I’m happy. I have never been happier. And while I will be going away for some time, I want you to know I’m in good hands until I return and am yours again.”
The cheers are a mix of sobs and relief, knowing he will be back even with no set date. You can’t seem to stop crying. All the comforting Anne is doing is working, but it’s as if Harry broke you open by pouring his heart out for you on stage.
“He’s a bit of a romantic, my little one,” Anne teases as she squeezes you tighter.
“You’re telling me. I’m no match.”
Anne laughs, “you flew out the entire family and act like that’s not the greatest gesture.”
It’s true. You planned with Anne to make sure everyone could make it out by planning accommodations and rides for the final show to go smoothly for them. Harry deserved a large celebration, and it was important to have his family here. Naomi wanted to be here because if it weren’t for your best friend, you wouldn’t have found Harry in 2021 though Harry liked to think your paths would cross either way. Naomi’s parents, Ruby and Phil, made the journey for Harry. They happily welcomed him into the family. Viola flew in for the celebration as had Violet, your goddaughter with her father Alex.. Your family had become his, and they were here to celebrate two incredible years of a tour filled with love and joy. He deserved to have his family here after missing them so much. There was a wonderful celebration to come after the show ended.
“Guess we compliment each other well like that,” you told Anne. Small moments that reminded you how much a perfect fit you are for each other.
Harry clears his throat, “now, I’m sure Bel is flustered and wants me to stop, so I will. Thank you for being here. Thank you for changing my life. I love you.” He points at you, and you blow him a kiss he pretends to catch and puts it over his heart for safekeeping. “I love you, and I’ll miss you.”
You don’t know what the future holds for your relationship. All you know is that your love will guide you through it all. Whether you get married, have kids, or simply exist to love each other, everything will work out the way it needs to because your love was written in the stars.
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thank you for reading! love on tour has been so magical and special for us all. i love you all and hope you go back and read this series if you’re ever missing love on tour. te quiero mucho 🤍
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Lloyd Hansen Writing Challenge
Welcome to the Lloyd Hansen Writing Challenge, hosted by the Lloyd Hansen server.
About 2 years ago, we got our first taste of Lloyd Hansen through Netflix’s trailers. From then on, we were hooked. To celebrate this anniversary, we invite writers to join our challenge and create their own Lloyd Hansen fics!
This challenge is 18+ ONLY. Minors are not allowed to engage in any way, shape, or form. It is open to everyone—not just members of our server, although we encourage you to join us if you haven’t already.
All fics will be about Lloyd Hansen. We do not allow incest (stepcest is permitted), underage, or scat play. Fics should be reader inserts* and as inclusive as possible. Any genre (dark, smut, angst, fluff) is allowed. *For any other specifications or adjustments, reach out to one of the mods or send an ask. This is not a strict requirement.
There is no word count requirement. However, you must use a “read more” break, no matter the length. Use appropriate warnings.
The deadline for the challenge is July 22nd, 2024. This is not a strict deadline at all!
You will choose a dialogue that the character has said in the film and transform it from the original context. Certain prompts are open to changing as long as you note that somewhere. Once you’ve chosen a prompt and sent us an ask with it, it will be crossed off from the list. Prompts are on a first-come, first-serve basis! You can select up to 5 prompts.
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Asterisks + ‘[…]’ indicates a prompt is open for change.
Should we try again?
Boring.
“Mostly, it’s loss which teaches us about the worth of things.” That’s Arthur Schopenhauer. He was a German philosopher, a pessimist. He saw the value in suffering.
Damn it. Phones on silent when I’m working, please.
Still just flirting. But… [...] getting there. *
Well, no one goes to Harvard to play football.
I like to be the exception. What’s up?
Gimme a name.
Could be fun.
Well, I’m gonna need a full green light on this one. Open checkbook.
I’d rather you punch me in the dick.
We’ll find somebody [...] loves and squeeze. *
Have I ever done you wrong, [...]? *
Professionally maybe. Lloyd Hansen, Hansen Government Services.
Aw, does it? Good.
You know my work. That’ll make this next part a lot easier.
You know what makes me sad, [...]? *
Five and a half.
Who likes cats?
Let’s talk about the mess your [...] made. *
Oh, [...] made a big one. And judging by your shallow breathing and puckered asshole*, I can only assume you know why I’m here.
But see, that’s the beauty of the private sector. I don’t care about reasons.
My guess is you’re helping [...] already. So this shouldn’t put too much of a dent in your day. *
But your file, well, that’s chock-full of nuggets, some of which might make you rethink your fussy attitude.
You gonna answer it?
Hey, sunshine. Lloyd Hansen here. I’m the one running this op.
The one where I get exactly what I want.
Okay, that’s fair. Well, why don’t you come on in, and we can chat? My assistant will get lunch. You like sushi?
Well, I’m glad we’re on the same page.
Looks like you need a new phone.
Don’t say “preternatural” to me. It’s an asshole word.
And that, [...], is exactly what bad ethics and zero impulse control will get you. *
I can kill anybody.
Well, we’ll see.
We need to ground in *Vienna.
How do you feel about your license?
Who’s up for some *Tafelspitz?
Hey, sunshine.
What gave it away?
Ballsy.
Nice try, pumpkin.
What size shoe are you?
Can someone get me a Vicodin, please?
On the run, scared shit less.
You know all those rules you guys are always trying to work your way around? They don’t mean dick to me.
Shut up and go sit in the corner.
Oh. How about that?
Forget about the Vicodin.
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Goldilocks, would you be a lamb and excuse us?
Shhh. Please.
Now, whatever I just did to your *ears, it’s not even torture. I just made it up on the spot. Just came to me. And that’s how this is gonna go.
Should we try again?
Maybe we should get the *girl back in here.
Well, that was unexpected.
Make him dead.
My God, how hard is it to shoot somebody?
What I do can’t be taught.
You know what I love about you?
Yahtzee.
No, success qualifies as success.
You wanna make an omelette, you gotta *kill some people.
You know, in English, we call this a *happy ending. However, if you say one more word, you may not see it that way.
Lock everything down.
Get me eyes on the bridge.
You’re making me destroy a historic building here!
Wait! Please don’t shoot! Look what you did to my hand.
Give me that, you little shit.
Now you pick those feet up, or you’re gonna get dead real quick.
Now, listen. You shut up, and you don’t move.
Now, I’m gonna stop you right there, cupcake.
What do you say we wrap this up?
I mean, I’m having a blast, but it’s way past the kid’s bedtime, don’t you think?
You’re gonna throw me that gun, or the little one gets a new face. *
It’s really a shame this isn’t gonna work out between us.
Now normally, at this point in the night, I wouldn’t be sticking around.
With the house lights about to come on, I’d find a desperate, ugly chick to lick my wounds and split, but you have been a pebble in my shoe since the very beginning.
And now I just don’t think I can walk away.
Guess what I’m thinking right now.
I think I’m better than you.
Still getting used to it.
Let’s see if these moves fuck.
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i see people asking what morro's appeal to the fandom is, and after some thought, i think i realised what it is.
it's the tragedy of his entire story, from start to finish. the helplessness of it all, the grief, the longing, the parts of your past that haunt you forever (ghost pun not intended).
you look at morro and you don't see the big scary monster that the writers painted him as. you see a boy, a child, who spent his entire life pursuing one single goal that was just barely out of reach. you see a child who died for that goal suffocated in toxic fumes, who lost his home and family and safety for that goal.
we don't know why he was cursed. but as if he hadn't been through enough agony, as if the world hadn't broken this child enough, he wound up in a realm flooded with evil. his mind couldn't handle the trauma of what happened. as if he wasn't fixated enough, his desire became stronger.
he wanted nothing more than to prove himself.
you can see it in the way he talks and acts. he doesn't care about taking over. he doesn't care about the preeminent's goals. if anything, dying in that cave on that night made him all the more determined to prove himself worthy.
he had so much anger, so much terrible sadness in him that he didn't know what to do with it. he had to blame someone. the only person he could reasonably reflect his agony onto was sensei wu, the only man to ever help him.
he came back to ninjago years and years later. the person who got the green gi was no more than a little boy, who had never been trained like he was. who never spent years and years of his life pursuing this goal, dedicating everything to it. hell, he didn't even want it?
even his defeat was tragic. you can see him panicking, doing everything he can to escape destiny. destiny will always wrap its chains around him once more though, because he was finally dragged down to the depths. once more, he would fail his goal. once more, he would watch everything he dedicated himself to simply fade away before his very eyes.
he could have saved himself. he could have taken wu's hand, dragged himself onto that dragon and started a new life.
but he didn't want to. i love the “morro takes wu’s hand and redeems himself” aus as much as the next person, but he didn't want to. he made the active decision to shove the crystal in wu's hand and let death take him once more.
because in the end, he'd lost so much that living wasn't worth it anymore. his goal was never going to be achievable. he was never going to be truly happy. he never learned how to stop and appreciate life, how to love himself and reach his true sense of self like the rest of the ninja.
he died before he could reach his true potential, guys. that dragon was not his, it was lloyd’s. he died before he even got the chance.
unlike the ninjago villains both before and after him, morro has genuine emotion and life to his story. he's not bad for the sake of being bad. he's not just another enemy for lloyd garmadon to defeat. he's a kid who got in over his head, who wasted away trying to break free of his own fate. and he failed.
if anyone reading this has seen day of the departed, then you know morro came back only long enough to warn sensei wu of what was coming for him. the other villains immediately picked up their weapons and scurried off to cause mayhem for the sake of it, but morro was different. he changed. he let go of his grief and accepted his role in the world.
he helped the ninja despite his prior hatred for them (although i truly believe it was jealousy fueled by insecurity and grief, not hatred). sure, he taunted wu a little at first, but you could tell that it was nothing more than a little fun. he was a boy again, he was okay again. there was no reason for him to hurt anyone. he's moved on.
no one knows what happened to him in the departed realm, or why he healed and the other villains didn't. i don't think i want to know, though. it doesn't matter. all that matters is the fact that he's better now.
so, yes. unlike the other ninjago villains, morro’s story is so painfully and breathtakingly human. he has emotion and development that no other antagonist like him got to have. or at least, it certainly didn't feel as raw as his did.
#i am so sorry omg 😭 idk what got into me#{ ♡ } nao : ninjago . . .#ninjago#lego ninjago#morro#morro ninjago#morro lego ninjago#sensei wu#wu#morro wu#ninjago season 5#ninjago possession#lloyd garmadon#ninjago morro#lego ninjago morro#long post#tw long post#does this count as an essay... probably /j
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How the death of Zane effected the ninjas in season 4 ep 1 of Ninjago represents the 5 stages of grief
Idk if anyone has talked about this,it’s not super in depth 😔but you can see how the ninja conversation with Lloyd start the next stage of grief
Please excuse the grammar 
Stage 1, denial, pretending a lost didn’t happen :Jay carried on with his life,even starting a game show trying to distract himself by putting on this façade that he is just fine while smiling and laughing but when he was alone he starts to talk to a picture of Zane acting like he’s still there.Then Lloyd comes in to talk and Jay lashes out about the thought of Cole
Stage 2,anger,a masking effect to hide other emotions: Kai resorted fighting in the slither pit to try to feel something fueled by his anger,even putting a mask on and went by the “red shogun” getting mad when he got called the “fire shogun”.He lashes out at Lloyd and the others a few times in the episode as well
Stage 3, bargaining,wanting to feel like you could have changed the outcome come : when kai was talking to Lloyd, he said “and where’s the master of ice,He’s gone,but I’m still here,who cares about honor it should have been me,I’ve should have been the one-“ and Lloyd finally had enough and says “when are you going to think about someone other than yourself” and Kai just reflects on what he have done for a split second before walking out and going to Zane’s memorial to think.
Stage 4,depression,often running from emotions and isolation:Cole chose to go work out in the woods, away from the city as a lumberjack where no one knows him,isolating him self in the trees the farthest away from ground,he confessed to Lloyd that he is tired of everything that has happened and he cracked by the pressured of being a ninja ,but is snapped out of it when people need saving from logs falling
Stage 5, acceptance,when you’ve come to terms that this is your life : Lloyd accepted that Zane was gone He was trying to get the ninjas back together,getting back on track with saving the city ,looking at the big picture,and is trying to get the ninjas to see that Zane is gone, yes he already accepted it, but he was still sad about it which is normal on the stage of grief 
#lego#ninjago#ninjago zane#ninjago kai#ninjago cole#ninjago jay#ninjago lloyd#5 stages of grief#kai smith#kai ninjago#cole brookstone#jay walker#jay ninjago#Zane death#zane julien#zane ninjago#lloyd garmadon#lloyd ninjago#the tournament of elements
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They say love is the best medicine. Kai has never once believed that; how could love, a mere concept, help? He couldn't understand.
When he scraped his knee as a kid, did his absent mother kiss it better? No. When he burnt his hand forging a sword, did his father clean him up? No. Love is nothing but a nuisance, a petty attempt at making something out of nothing.
He knows this. He knows this, but why does he make those attempts for his little sister, Nya? Why does he have to kiss he wounds, to clean her up, to love her? Why can't he help it?
Kai all but drops everything for her. She can not turn out like him: jaded, ruinous, unloving. He won't let it happen. He'll teach her love, a concept he could never quite grasp. He'll learn it, fake it. All for her. His baby sister.
Love doesn't heal. It doesn't have magical powers that instantly cure an illness. Love doesn't heal.
When he sits alone in the bounty, stressed and upset, he has no medicine to fix it. His arms ache from the endless training he forces himself to endure; he has to get stronger for Nya. He has to. But it hurts. He finds his body isn't what all that aches.
A deep devastating ache resides in his chest. Heartache. He has no medicine for this. He can't fix this. He can't he can't he can't. He's so useless-can't save his sister; can't protect that stupid brat, Lloyd; and he certainly can't solve his own damn issues. Useless.
He feels the warmth next to him before he feels the hand on his back. He won't look. Another hand joins the first. His head is cradled against a chest, one hand holding the nape of his neck gently, the other his lower back.
He cries for the first time in a while.
It isn't fair. It isn't fair. It isn't fair.
"I know," Cole whispered, a gravelly rumble grounding him in the moment. Kai hadn't even realized he had been speaking. "I know, Kai. Just let it out. FSM knows you deserve it."
He cries. Sobs. His body jerks with each moment, breath hitching, limbs clutching onto the nearest surface.
It takes a while, but he calms down. His face stays in the crook of Cole's neck, soft puffs of air giving him goosebumps. In a normal situation, Kai would yell at Cole for touching his hair, but in this moment, Kai practical purrs at the soft, gentle carding of his recently washed hair.
When he finally gets his voice back, it crackles like a vintage radio, but he speaks. "How did you know I was here?"
"I didn't."
"Oh," Kai said dumbly, "Then why are you here?"
"Well, I wouldn't just walk away after seeing you like an abandoned puppy-dog."
Kai scoffs, removing himself from Cole's warmth. "I didn't ask for your help."
"I know."
"I didn't need it. I would've been fine."
"I'm sure you would've."
"Then why the heck did you stay?" Was he pressing too much? He shouldn't ruin a good thing. Why did he say that? Oh, fsm, he should really learn when to shut his big mouth.
"I think I told you already," Cole joked, "but I could be wrong."
Kai scoffed again. He pinched Cole's elbow with a glare.
"Yowch!" Cole jerked away, slightly laughing while rubbing his injured elbow. "Okay, okay, I yield."
Kai pushed himself further away. He doesn't know if he wants to hear this. He knows what's coming: 'Oh Kai, you just looked so sad and pathetic, and I'm such a great perfect person, so I just had to come and help you out! But since you're so weak, I'll have to talk to Sensei Wu about kicking you out. Sorry, not sorry!'
"Kai, we haven't known each other for long. Barely a month or two, really. But I've come to care for you. And that includes caring for you when you're upset like today."
Huh.
"You're part of the team now. We take care of one another. We love each other. Yes, even when Jay eats the last pancake."
Huh.
"Kai? Are you good? You haven't blinked in the past two minutes."
His body jerks, face flushing. "I'm fine, thanks."
"Alright," Cole laughs. "I'll see you soon, then. I'm gonna go grab whatever delicious food Zane is cooking up right now."
"Yeah," Kai said, "see you soon."
He leaves. Huh.
Love is stupid and useless. He doesn't remember the last time he felt it. But with the warmth of Cole's embrace lingering and his face still flushed, he can't seem to remember why that mattered.
He feels better. He used no ointment or pill, but he feels better. Love. Love was his medicine.
#ninjago#queue#lloyd garmadon#kai smith#kai jiang#jay walker#ninjago lloyd#nya smith#nya jiang#zane julien#cole brookstone#august's anecdote#lloyd ninjago#ninjago fic#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago nya#nya ninjago#zane ninjago#ninjago zane#cole ninjago#ninjago cole#kai ninjago#ninjago kai#kai centric#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#ninjago lavashipping#lava shipping#lavashipping#ill put that tag but when i wrote it i didnt mean for it to be lavashipping
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Losing A Chess Game
Hello, here i am with Lloyd Frontera oneshot story again...
Please stay tune to read the story...
"And then, I checkmated you." Said by Lloyd with his devil face to me.
Lloyd places his horse down and kicks my king, which unintentionally ends up in a position vulnerable to an attack from a pawn.
Why it comes like this...?
I cry out in frustration at the sight of this unjust result. This marks the seventh time I've experienced a loss from him.
I'm feeling quite bored at first, with nothing thrilling on the horizon. I lied down in Lloyd house with him also in his room.
It just so happens that Lloyd has no plans for building or scheming something fun(so evil for others) .
Out of this boredom, I suddenly came up with the idea for a simple games which doesn't tire me out.
Not him, because he's having extra power to keep him energized.
Then Lloyd suggested that we should play chess.
I agreed because chess is one of my favourite board games. I also usually won with other people in the village, so I have confidence to won with Lloyd.
Then the idiot thing is, I have challenged him too many times and tried to defeat him with my intelligence.
But the sad part is, I always had ended up to be the one to losing.
He really smart to outsmart me who did my best.
"Hugh Lloyd. I really believed that I could finally secure a victory against you this time. However, it seems I'm still not clever enough to compete with you in the chess."
The sound of my surrender finally escaped my lips. I let go of him.
From the very start, defeating him felt impossible; he was a cunning conman who had tricked many people, even the queen didn't get away from him, and possessed a wealth of cleverness.
This is my fault, It was all my fault from the start who agreed to the idea of his evil scheming game.
I run to the bed and hugged the pillow. I'm so frustrated, I don't want to see his face for a while. I'm angry at him.
"Name, you didn't forget our agreement, right? " He didn't even try to comfort me first, but suddenly request his reward.
I bite my lips, feeling unfair for myself.
From the start of the game, Lloyd already request so many damnit request.
Massage him, act a funny scene I remember, cosplayed, sing the Lloyd's praises, dance the weird one, said love you to Lloyd ten times with the loud voice, I think the last one can be heard to everyone in this house.
And this is the last one because I already give up.
He opened his arm. And I fell to him. His reward now is only a hug, because I already so ashamed to shout out his reward.
"Sorry but also not sorry, Name. " He spoke so slowly in my ears, but he didn't apologize at all.
"You're so cruel, Lloyd. You didn't let me have any chance to win. "
"What's reward for me if I do that, darling? "
He put his face to my shoulders, not giving a chance to me to seeing his face. Here it is...
This is the negotiation battle for me, to fight this demon king!
"If you do that, I'll be nicely ask you to going date to date with me?"
"Still not enough... "
"I also will not complain with you if you're busy with your work and your project!"
But he only shake his head, "Don't wanna, you'll forget me..."
True, because he's always busy. This is actually the rare time he's being free.
"Um... I'll kiss you!?"
"Where?"
"Cheeks or forehead?"
"Lips." He's muffled his voice but i still can heard it.
"LLOYD!!"
He finally show his face with his pissed off face, "You're the one who tried to negotiate with me. Deal or no deal, choose now right away!"
Feeling overwhelmed by the situation, I hurriedly gave my response. "Okay, deal, deal. I want it! "
"You're the one who wants the deal, Name."
We jumped straight into the game, and it's absolutely true that he loosened his defense, creating a big opening for me to launch an attack on his king.
When I noticed the opportunity, I gazed at him in astonishment and a bit of embarrassment. He just smiled at me with a playful grin, his eyes sparkling with amusement.
When I win, I finally be able to tell Lloyd that I beat him for the very first time—what an achievement for me!
I completely ignore the payment i have to pay for him, at least for awhile...
"Name?"
His smug face even when he's losing from me really pissed me off. Why am I being agreed with his scheme earlier?
But the deal with Lloyd better be completed as quickly as possible before he himself take care of it. It won't be a pretty sight.
I finally giving up, close my eyes first and kissing him. He received my kiss with the ease. I enjoy the sensation of the warm and wet lips with Lloyd. I also put my hand around his shoulders. He also do the same thing as me.
This is not our first kiss and not to be the last time either.
When i feel this is enough and want to remove, finally Lloyd the one who trapped me to still kissing. I quickly became overwhelmed with his aggressive kiss, he finally break through my mouth with his tongue.
His tongue force me to adapt with his tongue and i feeling that he's stealing my oxygen.
So finally i give the signal to stop the kissing and he obey me.
He seems perfectly fine while I was catching my breath and taking in all the oxygen I needed. This is still unfair to me in many ways.
"This is the first time you’ve taken the lead in kissing me." He's being mean to me, so quickly forget our little deal earlier.
I just let out a sigh for my injustice and said, "You know, sometimes I have to take the first step for this relationship."
He only grinning sweetly to me. This not-so-lovable-man-but-still-the-one-i-loved.
The End
#fanfic#x reader#manhwa#manhwa x reader#reader insert#the greatest estate developer#the greatest estate designer#lloyd frontera#tged#fluff#oneshot
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How touchy are the Ninja with each other? And Wu? A lot of Hugs or holding and just being close? Could they sleep on a pile with each other? How touchy is everyone? Would they're significant others along with the Misako and Garmadon be subjected to it too?
How touchy are the Ninja with each other? And Wu? A lot of Hugs or holding and just being close? - Have you read my stories there’s a dramatic hug or a comforting shoulder pat in like every chapter /hj
But yes everyone is very big on hugs!!! And they all inherited the “comforting hand on a shoulder” thing from Wu ;w;)/
Could they sleep on a pile with each other? - Yes (especially on particularly cold nights in the warehouse. Kai and Zane cancel each other out and Cole and Nya are somehow always the perfect temp to snuggle with)
How touchy is everyone? -
Kai is a super-hugger, but otherwise physical contact is a last resort move for him when it comes to comfort. His go-to is words over touch (but again, sometimes a good hug says all it needs to)
Jay’s actually not that touchy in general, just with people he’s particularly fond or protective of. Thus, Nya. And Kai
Cole ofc is probably the touchiest, to the point he gives off the wrong signals to people sometimes. But his love language is just physical touch and he likes the proof of being able to hold someone okay!!
Zane also isn’t very touchy, but given how everyone else is he tries to be (especially in the cases of Cole, Kai, and Lloyd). And, he grows to rely on the physical comforts as well (…and Zane gets a little sad when Cole lessens his shoulder-leaning and comfort seeking once he starts dating Jesse)
Nya doesn’t mind physical touch, but has her limits and moments when she really doesn’t want it, too. It’s something that eventually has to be discussed between her and Jay (as ofc she is one of the few people Jay wants that sort of comfort from)
Lloyd pretends he isn’t touchy but he’s always the first to make contact/accept a hug the second the opportunity is presented—
Would they're significant others along with the Misako and Garmadon be subjected to it too?
Pixal is even less desiring of touch than Zane initially is, but she also comes around on it (and she too is also swayed by Lloyd’s penchant for hugs)
Skylor, growing up the way she did, is actually touch-starved; similar to how Cole currently is with Zane, she’s always seeking out Kai for some sort of physical contact, however minor (and Kai’s not gonna complain)
And Jesse’s already trying to hold Cole’s hand at every opportunity; having full access to his hugs and everything/anything else is probably going to send him into overload lol
. . .
Koko: Who needs a hug of reassurance?!
Everyone: MEEEEEEE
Lloyd: *is already clinging to her* Too late she’s mine
Garmadon, arms open: How about from me?!
Everyone: *crickets*
Wu: *shoves his way to the front* Everyone move, I may never get this chance from my brother again—
#ninjago#info tag#legacyverse#lloyd garmadon#sensei garmadon#misako montgomery garmadon#master wu#kai smith#jay walker#cole brookstone#zane julien#nya smith#oc: jesse marvell#skylor chen#pixal borg
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Because Jiro's on the brain, headcanon time.
Conductive metals such as copper, gold and and silver found in the Merged World are one of the key features in a Lightning Dragons diet across the board. He does, however, have a preference to steel and copper, something he developed in his time at Imperium.
His teeth, like Komodo Dragons, are iron-coated. Keeping them constantly sharp and ready to use! He's an omnivore too, much like other Dragons, despite his appearance.
His favourite fruits are watermelons, cantaloupes, bananas, and mangos! Give him any of these, and he'll basically instantly like you/hear you out if you request something from him.
He isn't picky when it comes to meats. He'll eat whatever he can get- but if he can have a choice, he does prefer more exotic meat.
His list includes but isn't limited to elephants, hippos, camels, Grundles, and Ravtures. He doesn't mind pork, poultry, or fish, though. It's just that the portion isn't enough to give him what he needs, considering he burns through energy whenever he uses his lightning.
In comparison to other Lightning Dragons, Jiro is more of a loner than social. On occasion, he'll venture in the directions of flocks so he can keep up with news amongst the circles, but other than that, he doesn't really search for it.
He has a father, mother, and an older sister, though according to them, they had a son before her and him.
One of his favorite pass times is turning sand to glass and watching the shapes take form, something which Heatwave and Zanth have joined in on when they feel like it.
On occasion, he and Zanth will wrestle, though he does sometimes lose to the Djinnjagan Dragon when she uses her powers to grow bigger.
On the note of bigger, he's only met Firstbourne once in his life, and that's when he was really young. His parents had taken him to the All-Mother to get her blessing.
He only really remembers her multi-colores eyes and many heads. Even then, it's blurry. Though he does recognize her scent from Lloyd, faintly.
He isn't too sure what to think of Lloyd exactly. But he does like the Green Ninja. He allowed for his and the others' rescue from Imperium, after all. He owes him and Sora his life.
Nya is nice, though she seems sad at times whenever she looks at him too long. She often murmured the words 'Motormouth idiot,' under her breath whenever she thinks he isn't listening.
Before Riyu grew too big, Jiro would take him and Sora on dusk flights- allowing the hatchling to glide under his supervision alongside the girl that rescued them both.
Sometimes, he's joined by both Heatwave and his daughter, Wyldfyre and Zanth. More so, Zanth, as Heatwave prefers to hang out in the day as opposed to night time.
#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago nya#nya smith#sora dragons rising#ninjago sora#the Jiro brainrot is real#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#ninjago riyu#ninjago wyldfyre#ninjago heatwave#ninjago zanth
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Switched Sides 1 - Lloyd Hansen Series
Character: Lloyd Hansen x former Hitman!FemaleReader
Summary: Y/N L/N quit her job as a hitman to take care of her nephew after her stepbrother died. It’s been a year since she became a good aunt to her nephews, and she wants to keep it that way. But her quiet life got disturbed when her former boss asked for her help.
Warning: Nothing
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The pendulum bar of the metronome kept moving left and right. This object has helped to calm her anxiety and nightmare. Because of her former job as a hitman, her ears become sensitive to sounds.
Y/N L/N, 37 years old, is a former hitman. Code name ‘Antartica’. She quit her job after she met her stepbrother for the first time in 8 years.
'Ring!'
The alarm from her phone reminded her it was 5 a.m. The ringtone made Y/N jump out of her bed and went to the bathroom to wash her face and teeth.
At 5.15 am, she went to the first door beside her room to have a quick inspect before jogging on the treadmill.
She ensured her footsteps weren't loud, so the little one inside the crib won't wake.
Y/N looked down and saw a cute toddler in his onesie with a little blanket covering his little body.
'He is still asleep; that's great.'
Then she carefully moves to another room to see another kid. She opened the door and saw the teenage boy still asleep.
'Good.'
If anyone ever told her, she would become an aunt she would laugh at them.
But after Y/N became the legal guardian for his stepbrother's kids, the earth would turn to hell if anyone tried to hurt her nephew.
After ensuring everyone was still asleep, she did a quick workout by running on the treadmill.
At 6.30 a.m. After she showered, she knocked on the door of the oldest to wake him up.
Then she went to the youngest, Kendall L/N, 2 years old, and brought him down with her so she could watch him while she was making breakfast.
At 7 a.m., Mark L/N, 9 years old, came down the stairs, yawning, "You could just give me cereal, aunty."
Y/N smiled at him while setting up the table. "It's okay, besides I like to cook."
Mark smiled at her. He wondered how a hitman like her could be gentle and be the best replacement for his parents while he still had other relatives who had normal jobs.
He never met Y/N, but he always heard the stories of her from his father. Mark's father is a policeman but is proud to have a step-sister who works as a hitman.
-Flashback starts-
Mark finally met Y/N at his father's funeral. She was quiet. None of the relatives want to talk to her. It seems like they are scared of her. She didn't shed a tear but she look so sad looking at his father's coffin.
After the funeral, everyone discussed who would care for him and his youngest brother, none wanted to volunteer.
Mark heard his relatives murmur:
"If only Mark, I would love to, but the youngest, it would take a lot of work."
"I don't have time to take him to the hospital."
"And he always cried, my children will be angry with me."
"We have to talk about the big elephant in this room. Caring for cancer patients takes a lot of money, and their father didn't leave enough money for Kendall's treatment."
Mark wanted to cry and hide for being useless and couldn't protect his baby brother. He can't believe he heard from his relatives that they will become a new burden.
'SMASH.'
Someone punched the thick mahogany table and made a hole. It was Y/N, his aunt.
"I will take care of them."
When he saw the ruined table and his relatives scared looking at Y/N, he felt somewhat relieved because someone defended him.
It was awkward at first, but her habits were the same as his father's. The way she cleaned up the house, cooked everything, and her perfume was the same as his father's.
Mark remembered his father always wore a perfume his sister gave him.
His father told him before it was Y/N who took care of him since their abusive parents rarely stayed home.
He knew her former job as a hitman from his father, but it didn't matter.
Because she gives her everything in taking care of them, especially his younger brother Kendall, who always cried because of the pain from the chemotherapy he went through.
Kendall got diagnosed with blood cancer. It'd been a year for him getting the treatment.
She would stay up all night to hold him. Before, it was Mark who watched over his brother Kendall if he woke up in the middle of the night. But with Aunt Y/N here, he could sleep until morning.
He felt guilty but his aunt told him not to worry "I'm used to not sleeping for 5 days. This is nothing."
That's what Mark and Kendall's life has been for a year. His life could be considered normal, with an aunt, a former hitman, as his second parent.
-Flashback ends-
Y/N drove him to the school, along with his brother, in the infant car seats. Kendall will need another chemotherapy today. He rubbed his little brother's hand.
How come a little kid like me could hold the pain? As an older brother, he wished he could do something to help his younger brother.
"We've arrived."
"Aunt Y/N, you don't have to drop me there."
"Why not?"
Mark pointed at the group show standing before the school entrance door. "Because of them?"
"Uurgh, mothers."
YN rubbed her forehead; she could deal with kingpins, mafia leaders, and pirates, but with mothers, she couldn't do anything.
Mothers are complicated, they don't use any physical weapon, but their words are more hurtful than knives. Y/N doesn’t hate them, but they’re competitive on how to make their children be the best in this school.
Mark didn't go to private schools, but most of the mothers here are fighting to make their children enter an Ivy League College. They could be friends and enemy at the same time.
Jealousy and gossip are too much for Y/N. It's better to stay away from that group.
Y/N agreed with Ky; she stopped before the mother saw her car.
"I'll be here when you practice."
"Yes, I'll see you later, Auntie Y/N." Mark waves his hand.
When she saw Mark enter the school building, Y/N wanted to escape her mother by using her driving skills. But there is a speed limit in school areas. So she at least has to open her car window and greet them.
"Fiuuh." Y/N sighed, relieved today she doesn’t have to make small talk. She drove the car to exit the school and headed to the hospital. When the vehicle stopped at the red light, her phone rang. But that ringtone is from her other phone. After she quit her job, nobody ever calls her again from that number.
'Ring.'
It must be urgent. Y/N turns her head to see Kendall, who is still sleeping. She hopes nothing bad if she accepts the call.
“Speak.”
"Hello, Antarctica."
Y/N held her breath when she heard his voice. It's been a year since she met him, and he called her using a code name. That means he needs her for a mission.
"You're still alive?"
"Hmm, cold as always; here I thought motherhood changed you."
"What do you want?"
"I need your help."
Y/N rolled her eye; he knew she had left the old life behind. And the mission he gave is always dangerous; she can’t take a risk while caring for her nephews.
"I'm busy."
'CLICK.'
She turned off the cell phone so he wouldn't bother her momentarily. It’s been a year since she has had a quiet life without a life-threatening mission, and she wants to keep it that way.
At the hospital.
Y/N is sitting beside Kendall, getting his medicine to treat his cancer.
Every time she sees him crying when the nurse puts the needle through the skin, it's killing her. If doctors could transfer Kendall's pain to her, she would accept it.
There's an alternative besides chemotherapy. Doctor told her there was available oral medicine, but they needed to wait for months to get it.
She sighed; being a parent is difficult. How come her brother keeps smiling while being a single parent? That's amazing.
****
At the school.
Y/N is supposed to pick up Mark and then go home. But she almost waited inside the car for 20 minutes, and he didn't come out of the school.
She carried Kendall into her arms cause there was no way she would leave him alone inside the car. Y/N carried Kendall in her arms all day since Kendall hated the stroller. He prefers to be hugged by his aunt because her perfume resembles his father's.
"Bwo?"
"Yes, we will see him."
Kendall clapped his hands. He is always excited whenever they pick up his brother from school.
On the way to Mark's classroom, she met group mothers in the hallway. And their leader Jenny who is also a PTA. She's perfect from head to toe, has blonde wavy hair, wears designer clothes from head to toe is walking towards Y/N. Jenny is a softly-spoken person but vicious at the same time.
"Hi, Y/N and baby Kendall." Her high pitch made Kendall hide his face in Y/N's shoulder.
"Hi, Jenny."
"How are things at home? If you ever need help, tell us in the group chat."
So you have material to gossip about my family? No, thank you.
"Thank you, but now I still could manage."
"Great. So can I ask, have you prepared your stuff for the school bazaar tomorrow?"
This month is the school anniversary; for the first of the month, there will be a bazaar, sports, and music events. Every student and parent is mandatory to join.
Y/N couldn't choose because his brother had volunteered to bring food to the bazaar.
"Yeah, I've made vegan brownie cake."
"Ooh, vegan and homemade cake. Lovely."
Y/N has thought a 50 ways to step away from this conversation. If she were still a hitman she could make Jenny fainted.
"Aunt Y/N. Aunt Jenny."
Mark's presence saved her from the conversation. Even Kendall stretched his arm towards his brother.
"I'm sorry the math teacher gave us extra assignments."
Y/N brushed his hair, then held his hand. "Don't worry. I'll see you tomorrow Jenny."
"Bye."
While on their way home, Mark remembered what his aunt said to Jenny.
"Is it true you're going to bake a cake, Aunty Y/N?"
"No, I have ordered it from the bakery."
He laughed because his aunt was not able to bake. Then something caught his attention. An unknown number keeps calling Y/N phones.
"Aunty, an unknown number keeps calling you."
"Just ignored it."
Y/N didn't say anything, which means he should stop asking. He realized when Y/N was with them, she never received a call or called someone. It must be true she has left everything behind.
****
At unknown location
Inside the room, there is a man sitting in the darkness while looking at an old photo. It seems like he longing for that moment when the picture got taken.
That man is Lloyd Hansen—a sociopath, an insane and deadly person in the hitman industry, and also Y/N's former boss.
"Sir, Antarctica is not answering, but we have her location."
Lloyd smirked; he knew this would happen. He snapped his fingers. "Well then, we should go for a quick visit tomorrow."
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4 , Last Chapter
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Hello there, fellow Ninjago fan....
I wonder, are you looking for Ninjago fics to read..?
WELL GOOD NEWS I'M HERE WITH A LIST OF AMAZING FICS FROM QUOTEV JUST FOR YOU!! <33
List is below heheh
Also just real quick: Some of these fics are not updated often/not updated anymore! These are all fem readers/ocs, but if they are gn or male I'll lyk. These are also catered to Cole lovers (ofc) but there are some other pretty good ones too!!
Dandelions~ Lloyd x Reader
https://www.quotev.com/story/15255742/dandelions-LloydG-x-reader
This is a reader insert, and I think is a gn reader if I recall. I haven't read it in a while, but I do remember really enjoying it! It's rarely updated, and has under 100 pages currently, but it's worth the read. Promise!
Element of Wishes~ OC
https://www.quotev.com/story/15032547/ELEMENT-OF-WISHES-LEGO-Ninjago
I LOVE THIS FIC SMM!! This is an OC fic, following the story of an elemental master of wishes, who also just so happens to be half-djinn! It currently has over 200 pages as well. You read through the events of Ninjago as normal, but also get to read interesting parts about the mc's own personal quest to find answers! SKYLOR ALSO PLAYS A BIG ROLE IN IT AND I LOVE THAT SM (Most of s1 has been skipped though). Cole is the current love interest, the author can sometimes leave updating for like 4 months lmao, but they have started updating regularly again! One of my all-time favourite fics! I'M CURRENTLY READING IT RN AND I LOVE ITTT
The Master of Wind~ OC
https://www.quotev.com/story/7985682/The-Master-of-Wind
I another one I haven't read for a bit, but let me tell you: I LOVED THIS BOOK WITH A BURNING PASSION OMG. Its also pretty long, with like 900 pages lol. I generally love the concept of a master of wind, more so because I love Morro, but anyways, this book is spectacular. The love interest is Lloyd, and its a bit of a slow burn, but its worth it. Sadly it hasn't been updated for 3 months now, but I am hopeful that the author will update it soon!
Just An Illusion~ Reader Insert
https://www.quotev.com/story/14405232/Just-an-Illusion
Another short-ish book with under 100 pages, but I really loved this one!! The fic begins at the Tournament of Elements, and I don't think there is a current love interest. But seriously the way I read and reread this book is acc insane 😭 The fic unfortunately has been left for 8 months as I think the author is taking a break, but I'm pretty confident that Just an Illusion will continue!
Stoneheart~ OC
https://www.quotev.com/story/14081498/Stoneheart-Ninjago-Masters-of-Spinjitzu
THIS BOOK WAS AMAZING. I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. The fic follows the story of an OC, who isn't from Ninjago, and who ends up joining the Ninja. Another MASSIVE book with over 800 pages and chock-full with a bunch of amazing original characters, and you're in for a good ride, trust me! I don't think there is a definite love interest, but it does seem to be leaning towards a certain character hehe (and no its not Cole unfortunately). Its being updated regularly-ish and I promise you will NOT regret reading it!
The Infinite Series~ Reader Insert
https://www.quotev.com/story/14276031/Infinite-Serenity-INFINITE-SERIES-BOOK-1
Another fic I enjoyed, this tells the story of the reader who died and had been reincarnated into a show from their childhood, LEGO Ninjago (obviously lol). There are two books in the series, the first one is linked above and you should be able to find the second one from there. I don't remember if there was a love interest or not but I do remember that the mc's personal story is really cool and so so creative! Book 1 had around 400 words and book 2 has like 300, however it hasn't been updated in 7 months 💔 still worth the read!
The Last~ Reader Insert
https://www.quotev.com/story/10806407/The-Last-LEGO-Ninjago-Masters-of-Spinjitzu-X-Reader
THE LAST. I LOVED THE LAST SO MUCH OMG. IM JUST SO SAD IT HASN'T BEEN UPDATED SINCE 2021 😭💔. This book is a Reader insert, where the mc is the last of their species, and joins the Ninja team, though I don't remember if there was a love interest or not, you'll have to read to find out because I really don't remember haha. Though the book has just over 100 pages, there aren't many chapters, and I don't think it's past s1 yet. Its still a good read, however, and I think a lot of you guys would like it!
The Colour of Hope & The Race Against Time~ OC
https://www.quotev.com/story/15708101/Ninjago-The-Color-of-Hope
THIS FIC IS EPIC. ITS AMAZING. It follows the story of a girl who becomes a target for a mysterious gang, and ends up in the care and protection of none other than the Ninja! (The Colour of Hope takes place between Day of the Departed and s7). The love interest is Cole, and the writing as absolutely phenomenal! This is a series, and the first book is linked above. The next book has only recently been made, so I have the upmost confidence that it'll be regularly updated, since the first one was too! Book 1 had around 250 pages I think. I PROMISE. You will wanna read it.
The Indigo and Black Series~ OC(s)
https://www.quotev.com/story/11634295/Indigo-and-Black-Pilots-Rise-of-the-Snakes-and-Destiny-of-the-Green-Ninja
I ENJOYED THIS BOOK SO MUCH! This follows the tale of not 1, but 2 mcs who are both OCs! One is the master of Time, the other, the master of Forces + Shadows. A Three-part series with 3 books, and the love interests are Cole and Kai! (Sorry Kailor fans 😭) The last book was updated around 6 months ago, but I did some digging and turns out the authors are still working on the next book, so I hope it comes out soon!
Kiss Me Baby~ Reader Insert
https://www.quotev.com/story/14954138/Kiss-Me-Baby-Ninjago
Suprisingly, this is actually a fic based on the universe of the Ninjago Movie, and I really enjoyed it! The reader is a confident teen who joins Ninjago High, but is secretly the mystery person who managed to get Lord Garmadon into prison, putting a stop to all his attacks on Ninjago City. A short book with under 100 pages, but it is also going through a rewrite if I recall. No definite love interest, but there is an implied one (once again, *sigh* it isn't Cole). Also, just throwing it out there, I was awake at like 4am reading this 😭
The Truth~ OC
https://www.quotev.com/story/9767787/The-Truth
THIS BOOK WAS LEGENDARY. I REREAD IT ALL THE TIME OML I LOVED IT. This book is all about a girl who somehow knows every member of the Ninja, though they don't actually remember her themselves. It begins at the Tournament of Elements, and runs right up to March of the Oni, where it has stopped being updated for quite a few months now 💔. The love interest is Cole, and honestly can I just say, this book was written SO WELL. Like I wish I could write like that 😭😭
Aaaaand that is all! If I DID have to pick my top 3, it would be as follows:
1ST~The Truth
2ND~Element of Wishes
3RD~ The Colour of Hope & The Race Against Time
I personally think these ones were/are the most engaging and exciting! I'm not saying the others were bad though. You'll wanna read them all. Trust me.
I hope yall enjoy these fics! <33
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LETS GOOOOO DRS2 PART 2
-*yawns* WAS THAT A S I G H OF DISSENT????
-love how nobody notices the two teenage ninja JUMPING ON THEIR CUBICLE WALLS
-How did I know Sora was gonna land on Arin
-What you need??? What do you need???
-THEY FOUND JAY’S LAST NAME
-ITS QUASHING TIME!!!
-and we back to Lloyd’s Moonwatcher arc I’ve missed this
-hmmm gee i wonder Lloyd what kind of being, presumably some sort of embodiment of evil, has enough power to move a dojo. (Moonkitti voice) Gee Fireheart what a mystery
-also can I just say I LOVE that the first scene of the OG 6 ninja is of Lloyd and Nya I just love them as a duo
-WYLDFIRE AHXJDNCNFBFB
-…oh. Oh she’s coping… well…
-GOTTEM
-Nya: I’m sure they’re fine.
(Cut to Arin and Sora dangling in a giant birdcage over a pit of lava)
Arin: Huh. Apparently this is a canon event.
Sora: THIS IS A WHAT???
-okay so i was close
-That one agent: (rips off own arm)
-“THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE FEET!”Implying he has more than two
-THE SUBTITLES SAID MATRIARCH THUDS OH NO
-subtitles written by Queen Scarlet frfr like.
✨Thrilling✨ music plays
(Thrilling music plays, in plain text)
-OH IS SHE DEAD?!? OH IS SHE DYING??? OH SHE’S DYING
-ahhh his name is Nokt is it?
-“everything is war” “the fight is what fuels me” ah response
-“bEcAuSe I dOnT tRuSt YoU”
-Jordana’s lil smirk at Nokt is SENDING ME
-Lloyd hears something from the Matriarch???
-oh and then immediately she dies oOp
-WOW IT REALLY IS A MOONWATCHER ARC HUH?!?
-ANOTHER BABY!!!
-Lloyd getting yoinked like a hatchling by Zanth just added ten years to my lifespan :D
-poor Riyu shxkxndkfjgnfb
-oh my gosh not these guys again smh
-I’m sorry but Freebooters just sounds so stupid to mefor no reason
-THANK YOU NYA
-As someone who’s read MANY books I don’t think a lack of books is the problem here
-🎶aNd vLaDiMiR cOlLeCtS cErAmIc UnIcOoOoOoOrNs🎶
-BRO IS SO FIRED UP OVER THR MATRIARCH WE LOVE HIM you know what’d be funny
-WYLDFIRE AS A ROCKETBOOSTER
-aaand there’s the mountain dragons
-sad mountain dragon hours
-so is Lloyd being the diplomat to the dragons… pUrPoSeFuL or…?
-MOTION!
-L L O Y D YOU DONT JUST SAY THAT SHXKSNFKTJTHF
-I’M SORRY A SOURCE DRAGON D I E D?!?
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-SHE CALLED HERSELF THE RED NINJA AUGH
-NYAS HERE
-NYA BEING WYLDFIRES COOL AUNT
-O h s h e ’ s c o p i n g w e l l
-“maybe being trapped forever in the nether-space isn’t that bad?”
(Cut to Kai in the nether space)
Kai: (Bo Burnham voice) HOW WE ALL FEELIN TONIGHT?!?
-once again, hey I was close
-P I E F L A V O R
-“your best friend?” AAAAAAGH
-SORA HE DOESNT HAVE AN ELEMENT
-ARE WE BACK TO RONTU AND EGALT?!?
-…okay new voice claim for Darkstalker
-YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ZANE AND LLOYD!!!!!
-excited Lloyd hours :D
-also is it just me or is the voice filter on Zane just cranked up more and more every season lately?
-it’d be SO FUNNY if Rontu and Egalt somehow knew Wu or at least interacted with him in the past
-NO.
-OH LLOYD’S GOTTA TEACH EM. Well this’ll be fun
-Rontu’s lil head shake dhekcbeckngk
-ZANE’S SO EXCITES IN THE BACKGROUND LOOK AT HIM
-After sixteen seasons someone calls him Master Lloyd again
-Rontu: (gives speech about Lloyd’s heart being too big)
Lloyd: geez man I wasn’t expecting to be psychoanalyzed today 😭🤚
-Egalt: eh it’ll be fine
(Cut to everyone with BOWLS ON THEIR HEADS)
-STEWJITSU WXHIECJICEB buddy no 💚
-somehow I feel like the pressure’ll break him or turn him evil or something
-“you’re never useless, Arin” snxkdnckgngng I’m so soft
-Arin’s so excited shxbdkfmgb
-EUPHRASIA!!!! :D HER!!! :D :D :D !!!!!!
-ooooo she lookin shifty 👀
-so many. So many.
-I read the subtitles first and thought he said “Master of Ledgering” andjckfngbgv
-smh they can’t even go in???
-book guy with the professional talk and then Wyldfire just. “My dude.”
-Huh. Apparently either shade and shadow are two different elements or Shade had a kid.
-JAY ON THE ELEVATOR THEME RETURNS FOR ALL OF ONE SECOND
-“You’re intruding on OUR intrusion!” I love Wyldfire‘s dialogue so much
-HE UNDERSTOOD JIRO!!! AAAAAAAA!!! AAAAA!!! AAAAAAA!!!
-Oh that’s RIGHT Wyldfire’s acrophobic
-WE HAVE A BEATBOXER NOW??? (giddy acapella kid noises)
-I love Roby already shxkdngbfv
-WE FINALLY FOUND THE FUSCHIA NINJA LETS GOOOO
(starts braiding hair (two braids, don’t worry) and doesn’t write for multiple episodes)
-(pauses braiding) ohhh no Frak did it didn’t he the master is Ras’s master
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-ohhh now I see it no yeah Arin’s going evil sorry
-…the writers did realize we were KIDDING about the Wyldfire boyfriend thing right?
-oh suddenly I do not like Roby is it just me or does it feel like he’s not gonna give the powers back
(One band concert later)
-ELEMENTAL MASTER OF PLANTS JUST THINKS HES REALLY GOOD AT GARDENING THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!!! people with powers being oblivious to them the beloved
-Nya IMMEDIATELY chatting with the other elemental masters is GOLDEN “LIKE THE HAIR! :D”
-Is Jordana possessed or smth?
-Wyldfire snarling :D
-Wyldfire being angry at Cinder noice noice
-the perspective makes it look like Nya just casually touches the edge of the fire and that’s really funny to me
-poor Lloyd just wants to make friends man
-OH YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
-BEATRIX IS JUST HERE NOW WHXJDKCMFKGN
-HOLD ON THIS IS ZEATRIX?!?
-Girl I SAW the spirit dragon you TOTALLY WERE INVITED
-okay for once I’m on Ras’s side here lol I just wanna see people tear down Zeatrix
-wait hol up it’d be REALLY funny if Lloyd decided to sass her the way he just sassed a SOURCE DRAGON EARLIER
-Okay I now want to see a spin off series of shorts a la Wu’s Teas called Nya’s Awkward Dinners
-Zane: (shuts door nicely)
-Well. Uh. Wyldfire boyfriend. Unfortunately the only version I have on hand of this meme is this one so
-how funny would it be if this was a Harumi situation and Roby’s the one who killed the matriarch
-Man I thought for SURE we were gonna get Lloyd Plagued By Visions TM
-WHAT IS THAT GOO AND WHATS IT GONNA DO TO LLOYD
-OH.
-THE LIL ZING SOUND EFFECT WHEN LLOYD USES HIS POWERS MY BELOVED
-ARIN WITH THE GRAPPLERRRR WOOOOO
-“I WAS ACTUALLY GETTING A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP FOR A CHANGE >:(” he’s so silly
-OH COME ON THESE GUYS AGAIN???
-okay it’s Zeatrix
-No. absolutely not. There’s no way.
-Zant-Tanz: Unfortunately, we have an impostor among us.
-J A Y !
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-j a y shxjskdkfnfn
-WE GET TO SEE THEM DANCE?!?
-Lloyd you weren’t even IN spin harmony
-OHHH IT GOT SAD :(
-Poor… POOR Nya…
-You. You do realize he could’ve set one on himself to throw himself off the trail right.
-I DO NOT TRUST FRAK
-I’m glad Riyu also does not trust Frak lol
-She’s looking for Roby she’s looking for Roby
-AAAGH just when I thought she couldn’t get any more Peril-coded she pulls this shxnskcnfjgb
-Awwww Cole and Geo :)
-Sora: (very obvious cat ears slowly lower)
Jordana: understandable have a great day
-I KNEW IT I KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING
-“I wouldn’t lie to you Arin :3 Except for that one time with the object Spinjitzu at the blood moon but all the other times I wouldn’t lie to you! :3 :3 :3”
-it’s the overlord again isn’t it /hj
-WYLDFIRE JUST APPEARING
-Now… hear me out… destruction is an element… 🤨📸💚💜
-oh boy Zane’s up first
-“I am limber. I am loose. (chuckles) I’m in danger!”
-Zane so help me you gotta ice rink it
-NOOOOOOOOO ZAAAAAANE
-ohhh Zane :(
-Wait. If Arin’s gonna be a detective because he can’t compete, ZANE now can’t compete, and Zane already has a detective persona… 👀👀👀
-oh it’s Nya vs Jay isn’t it
-GOSH DANGIT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE RIGHT
-ohhhh 😭😭😭
-some loser in a Jay wig 😭😭😭
-bLiNgEd OuT dAgGeR
-Oh poor poor Nya
-SILENT FIST IT NYA COME ON
-oh geez Nya’s just going THROUGH it
-Nya won but like STILL
-STOP IT I’M BAWLING AUGH
-AAAAAAAAAAUGUFUFHFHFHGHDUXHGH
-I will never be okay again
-The presumable leader of the forbidden 4/5 is just sitting there and Kai’s first and immediate instinct is “Helloooo? BOO!”
-Riyu just hearing Kai’s voice in his head dhcnxkfmgngb
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-OF COURSE CINDER HAS A SLEEP MASK WITH HEARTS FOR EYES
-SAD JAY HOURS AGH
-sad :(
-oh. OH. OHHHH THIS IS WHAT TURNS HIM TO THE RAS SIDE
-Lloyd 🤝 Riyu: DRS2 Moonwatcher arcs
-Ooooof good luck Sora
-OKAY WE GOOD WE GOOD
-WYLDFIRE!!!
-oh c o m e o n he did that on purpose for SURE
-…from Ninjago to Cam Half Blood REAL QUICK
-WYLDFIRE DOWN WYLDFIRE IS DOOOOWN
-sad Wyldfire hours
-O H T H A T S I T
-anything can be a verb if you try hard enough
-they’re gonna get found out they’re gonna get found out
-Riyu being mid Moonwatcher arc (yes I’ve gotta keep up this bit now) is gonna be interesting for the investigation lol
-THEY GOT FOUND OUT
-Sora you jinxed it
-okay Ras you shut up
-NOOOOOOOO
(Stops because quiet hours and cannot emote)
-AAAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAA
-OUGH poor Arin :(
-NO WHY WOULD YOU EVOKE THE FSM BLOODLINE EVIL STUDENT TAX
-ARIN NOOOOO
-…okay does calling the merge an act of evil feel oddly xenophobic to anyone else or am I an idiot
-Lloyd did not cause the merge that’s ridiculous abxjdkcmfbfb
-Okay Wu makes a LITTLE more sense I guess but still??? Was it really???
__________
-hang on how do we know Wu caused it???
-Arin: so I’m supposed to believe your some kinda hero?
Ras: oh, no, I’m just that one villain character everyone loves
Arin: idk man I think that’s Cinder. For some reason.
-SAVE THEM FROM EACH OTHER??? WHAT DOES THAT MEEEEAAN???
-Arin please tell me you heard that obvious evil laugh you were RIGHT THERE
-COLE YOURE LITERALLYTHE MASTER OF EARTH
-…never mind then
-sad Arin hours :(
-ARIN NOOOOO 🥺
-Aaaand Darkstalker Kai is back poor Riyu
-CMON PHRASIA YOU GOT THIS
-LETS GOOO LETS GOOO
-Euphrasia 🤝 Arin: Immune to sarcasm
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-LETS GO TOX!
-ooohh ooh that’s gotta hurt
-she’s been possessed by the one sleeping hasn’t she
-Arin, explaining the masks to Frak: (animus magic hours)
-oh and this is how he spinjitzu’s normally isn’t it
-woulda look at that. Oof.
-FRAK. FRAK NO.
-They’re fighting each other aren’t they.
-Don’t think I didn’t notice the writers giving up on ever naming Lloyd’s element ever again lol
-LLOYD HOURS! YAYAYA!
-PALEMAN CALLED HIM GREENIE ITS CANON NOW
-oh that’s his face. Huh.
-idk Roby last I checked he flirted with Geo
-Sora: Hey Arin! :D
Arin: (angy)
Sora: Oh my fsm it’s worse than we thought! They made him EMO!!!
-cmon coooole
-NOOOO ARIN AAAGH
-sad Arin and Sora hours
-ARIN THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE SAID
-NOOOO COLE
-Okay Nokt you are. The worst.
-Nya’s gonna lose isn’t she
-Nya get the gem
-“A FRIENDLY DESTROY” once again Wyldfire is Peril
-OKAY NOPE ROBY’S EVIL
-“tHaNkS wYlDfIrE.”
-okay yeah it’s gonna be a smokescreen thing or smth
-ARIN NO ARIN NO ARIN NO ARIN NO
-OH NO SORA CANT RISING DRAGON
-YEAAAAAH SORA!!!
-Ohhh Arin’s edgy now
-ah yes Ball of Wu
-👀👀👀 there’s a monastery over here???
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-Kai no braincell moment we love him
-no, Wyldfire, ninja do not sleep in.
-Riyu: YOU GET A MOONWATCHER ARC!
-GENETICS FOR THE WIN
-hold on is that Darth Vader???
-aaaand we’re back to this.
-I love the half-effort drawing shxkcnskxmfnfbv
-Wyldfire, of all people: She’s super powerful but can’t control her anger. Huh. Pathetic.
-Sora’s trying her best to be nice shocking
-HIGH LEVELS OF CRINGE
-and immediately Lloyd gets a vision we love to see it
-HE’S GONNA LOSE??? Once again my dude destruction is an eleme- (gets mugged)
-Poor poor Geo wbfbfkfngngb
-THE PAST IS FOR DEAD PEOPLE
-ROBY’S EVIL HES EVIL HES EVIL
-I K N E W I T
-AAAAAAAAA
-Wyldfire’s now gonna get a Harumi situation shekxnekfjgngv
-poor POOR Lloyd
-Cole out here being dadlike to the enemy we love him
-LLOYD KNOWING HES GONNA LOSE MAKES THIS HURT IN SUCH A SPECIAL WAY
-Zeatrix (ranting)
Lloyd: (actively witnessing The Horrors)
-I am now hoping this season ends with Cole adopting yet another snake child
-ARIN APPEARING AT THE WORST TIME
-WYLDFIRE YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE
-OH CHAMILLE’S BACK!!!
-ROBY WITH THE FAKEOUT?!? GOSH D A N G I T
-LIFE?!?!?
-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-BRO THAT JUST SOUNDS SO COOL
-still like energy better tho
-“The very angry elemental master of shockwave” shxjdkcmfbffv
-AND YEET YOUR OPPONENT OFF THE PLATFORM SHXNDKXNDJGBFBGV
-she will not, in fact, thank Euphrasia.
-“only small masters dhxkcnfngb”
-ya don’t say Sora it’s almost like he had a VISION OF LOSING TO HER
-THE GOTCHA IS BACK!!!
-AGH HES PLAGUED BY VISIONS MID-FIGHT THATS NOT FAIR :(
-oh my word he’s being Clearsight about it THIS is how he loses
-THEY QUITE LITERALLY BROKE THE GAME.
-Gren :D
-ITS THE SWORD ITS T H E SWORD
-no. NO.
-Lloyd died of 1d4 “I quite literally saw this coming” damage
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-YOUR CAREGIVER BOT
-Here I was thinking she couldn’t possibly get any more Peril-coded after last season BOY WAS I WRONG.
-Arin, of all people: Just because someone ACTS nice doesn’t mean they aren’t capable of turning on you.
-THEY’RE PLAYING CLUE
-SORA V FRACK!!! Well this isn’t going to be emotionally fraught
-Frak’s glare at Sora I can’t
-NOT THE MAAASK!!!
-YEAAAAAAHHH LETS GO FRAK
-We respect Frak in this household
-solve the equation its some sort of code I’m betting you
-BLECKT?!?
-Wyldfire being able to play her awkwardness as the obvious crush is GOLDEN
-WYFY I’M LOSING IT
-sNeAkY bOoTs :P
-IT’S BLECKT?!?
-Lloyd :<
-CROWN MONO STEREO. Now lemme run this through an anagram finder or something.
(Many internet anagram decoders later)
-okay that got me NOTHING useful
-OH. Oh Arin solves it immediately.
-AND WE BACK TO THE VISIONSCAPE!
-ARIN’S EVIL NOW
-We love Motion here :)
-LLOYD VS NOKT?!? BUT LLOYD DIDNT GET THE POWER TRANSFER?!?!?
-He’s so awkward shxkcnfkgng
-“The… imperium girl”
-okay okay we good (until he inevitably loses)
-ONCE AGAIN DESTRUCTION IS AN ELEMENT
-Y’ALL WAIT THAT COULD BE SO COOL IF HE USES ONI POWER AND ARIN PUTS TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND SEES IT AS ANOTHER LIE AND THAT’S WHAT PUSHES HIM TO RAS’S SIDE?!?
-please please let that be what happens
-NOOOOOOO LLOOOOOOYD
-BLECKT I HATE YOU FOREVER
-ZANE WITH THE HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE?!?
-Lily :D
-aaaand we’ve got Wu
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-OH IS THIS A FLASHBACK
-RAS?!?
-okay why would he want to resurrect the forbidden 5?!?
-oh no wait he’s got different eyes and stripes I’m stupid that’s like his great great grandpa or smth
-so so many different villains. so many.
-man Blekt is so mean smh
-Wyldfire… did you set up a brick to fall on him so you had the excuse to tackle him in rage…
-LETS GOOO WYLDFIRE
-“it rarely ever decimated their entire village”
-HE SPEAKS!
-ah he only speaks in one word at a time.
-HE DID?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!? Dwcbevnkenifjifreip
-Poor... Poor Sora.
-“My Spinjitzu won’t spin-jitz” Sora 2024
-Sora: how would I use these powers?
-Lloyd: well you see despite being in the midst of an awkwardly timed Moonwatcher arc I cannot read your mind
-TEAM UP?!?
-Zur is so. Agh. Mood tho.
-OH ITS SORA VS NOKT!!!
-she does Spinjitzu at the end doesn’t she
-OKAY SHE CAN DO IT ARIN STYLE THATS PROGRESS
-LETS GOOO SORA WITH THE BRAINPOWER
-ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BKDENCKPWDNCKEVFNIO
-Loving how the soundtrack at “he says he caused the merge” transitions from what I’m pretty sure is the Ninjago overture in a minor key to just. ✨oop we ending this early time to go back to that minor key✨ idk I can’t explain it
-Nokt: 🎶anything you can do I can do better🎶
-Roby you should know to NEVER say that
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-the season ends with the forbidden five going out and then Kai just appearing in the chaos to sing What’d I Miss from Hamilton
-WYLDFIRE SHOULDVE DONE THE PHOENIX WRIGHT POINT
-The Phrasia :D
-also I love how the guy kept his umbrella hat THE WHOLE TIME
-Bleckt: 🎶BECAUSE OF YOU🎶
-HOW DID HE JUST. Huh?
-just great. Amazing in fact.
-and there it is.
-Yup. And Jordana got possessed.
-I’m sorry Ras can CHANGE HIS STRIPE AND HAND COLOR ON COMMAND?!?
-yup. Yup and the wolf masks can Dr. Octopus now. of course they can.
-CINDER CAN YOU STOP THROWING RANDOM TEENAGERS AROUND PLEASE AND THANK YOU
-Kizzy (master of balance) just jumping on one of the wolf masks like a trampoline is now my favorite thing ever
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-Oh hey Nya’s back :D
-Cole just. Just smack them off the cliff while they’re evil laughing.
-nope okay cool. This is fine.
-The surge of serotonin I get every time I see Euphrasia onscreen I sWEAR
-“i SiNcErElY dEtEsT rIsInG dRaGoN.”
-Zane and Nya are just like “oh my goodness it’s Lloyd and Morro all over again”
-LETS GOOO ARIN
-ROBY THIS IS WHY YOU DO IT FAST AND DONT MONOLOGUE
-AND HE FELL OFF A CLIFF
-Okay but I LOVE that mask on Rox tho
-Also Jordana pulling an Anemone the beloved
-Ras: I know the truth about this universe.
Arin: …Dude chill I just want my mom and dad
-ARIN NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE EDGY
-THE STANG TO YOUR ZOOT ASHXJCNGKGB
-man all the baddies out here using wind huh. And then there’s just. Euphrasia.
-KAI’S BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
-AND BONZLEEEE!!!
-YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
-Kai do you have NO OBJECT PERMANENCE
-HE GOT DRAINED JUST IN TIME!!!!!
-SHOUTOUT TO EUPHRASIA FR YOU GO GIRL PUSH CINDER WITH THAT WIND OF YOURS YEAAAAAAAH
-Ras just immediately getting KO’d
-…the evil student tax :(
-AND THEN KAI
-the mood swings are strong with this season
-MASTER WU
-The vengestone birdcage! Like in crystallized! Bleckt reveals he’s part Oni and shatters it
-UMBRELLA HAT GUY JUST HAD THAT HAT ON THR WHOLE TIME
-Im guessing Sordana shippers having a field day with this one
-SORA JUST DRAGGING LLOYD OFFSCREEN IM CRYING
-buuut Jay’s still gone :(
-“another mortal” implying that someone’s tried to do all of this BEFORE
-AGH I love Motion so much
-…Motion you idiot Ras is gonna take that next season
-I swear Arin’s just suddenly REALLY edgy sbxkxmxmfnfngbg
-AND THATS THE END AAAAGH
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