#ljterally!

[watch-out-it-bites]

instructions unclear I am now a worshipped eldritch god man dude bro

feminine body language⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🧁

90% of communication is body language, the mind is connected to the body. body language is so important to how u perceive urself and how others perceive you <3

DISCLAIMER : everything in this post is things i've noticed, and other girls have too, its little tips and tricks on how to be more feminine with ur body language if u wanna apply then do you but if this doesn't resonate with u then u dont have to take it~

UR WALK :

ur walk is what ppl see when u walk into a room, and when u walk with confidence you literally FEEL confident. the most feminine thing to do when walking is walking with ur hips.

the best way for it to become natural is with practice and repetition ofc. practice walking in front of ur mirror, the point of this is to have open hips. if ur hips r open, then walking with ur hips will be easy peasy.

the more flexible u are, the more naturally and organically walking with ur hips will be, i recommend yoga and hip mobility exercises.

POSTURE :

envision that u have a string attached to the head of ur spine and its pulling u up, kind of like a puppet lol. walk with ur back straight and ur chin parallel to the floor. also, keep ur shoulders back and ur chest out.

some ways to help practice posture is by using back trainers, pilates, and ofc yoga

WHAT NOT TO DO :

dont ever walk into a room with ur head down

HAND GESTURES :

a feminine thing to do is talking with ur hands, using hand or bodily gestures to express urself while communicating, is literally scientifically proven to add emphasis and structure when u talk.

the main thing i've learned about when researching feminine hand gestures is tilting ur head when ur listening or thinking, touching ur arms or neck etc.

movements should always be SLOW, dont be rushed, slow down ur speaking, walking, bodily gestures, etc. take ur time and collect ur thoughts, dont be in a rush and dont let ur thoughts be all over the place. its all about control.

OBVIOUSLY dont over-do it but u get my point right?

EYE CONTACT :

practice eye contact, ik its a bit weird if ur not used to it but genuinely give it a try if u want <3

[fishfearer]

drawoverssss hell yeah

[swervestomp]

woke up in the dead of night and thought about strickpage cuz what do you mean for two solid weeks you thought about hangman page. so much in fact you had to confront him about it. the blood drinking fiasco and "we're bound by something larger than either of us" / "we're bound together for a long time"... by something unknown, even. baby thats love and a blood disease, its not unknown. even mjf and samoa joe clocked that shit !! "you talk about hangman a lot its almost obsessive" and being called a walking domestic dispute yall get UP fight BACK !! they know each other so well by now fighting is literally pointless because you run loops around one another for 30mins !! not to mention the (probably ill-intended) mild concern about hangmans fake injury, like yeah swerve respects hangman and everything hes done for aew !! does that matter? NO you dummy, swerve broke into his house so hes gonna get smacked stupid !! swerve bbg you can't bat your eyelashes out of that one !! oh and blood & guts... yeah. yeah. "i will eat you alive" hangman thats some bones & all -ish boy be careful. and yknow what YEAH swerve made him worse but have either of them considered theyre both horrible and would be a great tag team. god

[lemonlightt]

anyway ..... unwell about eugene's love for rapunzel. he gives up stealing for her because she shows him he *can* be loved. that there's hope for him. he leaves behind his past . he begins to understand his own identity. he loves her so much..i wish i was loved like he loves her.

^ this whole thing reminds me of talia ride the cyclone. the speech at the begjnning. "my divine talia, when i look into your almond eyes, i do not see the boy i am but the man i must become to possess you" "i want to take all the pain from your soul" "and with all ukraine as witness, take you as my wife." "and we shall sing and dance and drink" "let rivers run wild or let them be damned. My perfect talia, I lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood."

he does exactly this! he does everything he can to love her. he leaves behind a past of lies and theiving because he wants to be with her and only her. she makes him want to be a good person.

and then the rest of the song.... i can't stop imagining the dance scene where they get seperated by other coronans. he loves her so much im fucking devastated. the desperation to be near her and to see her..moving her hair from her face because it's not her hair he wants. it's HER. he loves her so deeply. they are the definition of true love. he is her first introduction to real love, not what mother gothel said was love. it's the way he could hold her for hours without ever wanting to let go. he would do anything to be near her (hence the representation in the dancing and being seperated from eachother. this is important in this song brain animatic of mine)

also the addition of how i imagine coronian cultural dance and cultural wear to be!!!! i have so many hcs just because of this song alone.

CAN YOU TELL I LOVE WHEN MEN LIKE EUGENE WHO HAVE SPENT THEIR LIVES INDEPENDENT BECOME ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN WITH THEIR PARTNER AND WANT NOTHING ELSE BUT TO BE THEIRS

[bizlybebo]

give some love to ur local greasy lesbians who look like they just rolled out of bed and grabbed a hawaiian shirt + jeans off the floor

[boobliker42069]

laura jane grace uhauling with her gf after like 2 weeks is my favroite thing ever they litwrally got matching tattoos im fuvking biting shit everyone shut the fuck up THEYRR IN LOVE SND IM INFBGRGEJ MHG. laura. paris. can you pleade let me be your third. please

[fadeintoyou1993]

having to explain to people things like. if i have to go out to do something and run errands i need to have it all mapped out and planned w like. at least a week in advance. and if i go out that day i cannot do anything else because That will be it. if i have multiple commitments that cannot be put on the same day i need one full day in between those commitments so i can rest and be recharged for that next thing otherwise i might have a breakdown in the middle of the street (again) and then That will render me unable to function for like a whole three days. and then people look at me like i choose to live like this?

[junglejim4322]

I’m pretty sure the person who kept obsessively calling me misogynistic and analyzing my relationships with women in my life currently (???) only did it because when I posted about some of the stuff my ex girlfriend did to me they related to her actions and got their feelings hurt lol. This is not even an assumption I had multiple asks saying something like “your ex girlfriend sounds a lot like me” that all got nuked when I eventually blocked that anon LMFAO

[crystalis]

how do hamsters exist in the wild

hamsters are like the softest squishiest little animals in the world

[cloudstongue]

guys PLEASE keep me away from cats. i love them too much. i think i love cats a bit too much. most of them give me cute aggression and i WILL explode the next time i see a feline or feline like creature

[geffenrecords]

korn is so interesting cos I know their whole thing is like fucked up youth of the 90s but every single behind the scenes or interview u watch.....I've never seen a band that like just has so much fun together. like wow they really were all just friends making music together .

[wondershopett]

there’s this ugly ass guy who listens to a lot of metal right

ok so i thought he was cool so i spoke to him on the bus

now he won’t leave me tf alone :/

[definitelynotshouting]

hihiiii i was gonna start this with something but i forgor anyways ough. ough yuor hunger au. and the way you write the guyes. immaculate. spectacular. one might even say delicious. i binged the fic in one day and reread it over the next few days and. aughdhdkfh. ough. sorry. i’m kinda tired so words not wording but also. i want to word because this fic is so good. uh uh uh love the way you write tango he is just. peak guy love him and the head in hands ranchers make me want to explod. also i am soooo fucked up over grains relationship with scar bc like. relationships where the fundamental trust and love (not romantic) are prioritised even if they’re explicitly partners or anything are just. soooo compelling to me. and you do that with scarian and it drives me fucking insane. like. pointing violently at them. it’s so clear how much grein cares about all of the hermits and GOD HIM AND MYFNBO and. ok another trope/mechanic that i love love love that you did perfectly is like the. x thing amplifies existing emotions but doesn’t pull them out of nowhere thing. because that’s already similar to a hc i have for traffic smp red life mechanics (it’s a bit long so i won’t drop it all teehee) and it makes me so excited to see in literally anything because it’s so fucked in its own special way. the fact that they can’t even deny these feelings existed before but that they never would’ve acted on them because they’re just not that type of person so groan amplifying those emotions is jus. i don’t think i have spelled groan right once in this ramble i am so sorry lmao ok also xiauma. wet rag of a man. he is trying his best and for that he gets a gold star sticker on he helmet. and pearl ahdlagdkshdksdlah pearl is soooo. her and tilly head in hands head in hands head in motherfuckign hands her saying that graind doesn’t have a tilly and he DOESNT and wasugh i’m so excited for wherte this fic goes i’m so sorry for how rambly and streamyf consctionness this is i’m going to bed

have a lovely day take car eof your self drink water!!! drink water fright now!!!!!! ok i’m going to sleep now sorry ill maybe weight something more coherent when i’m not eepy so goodnight!!

HEY THIS IS SO SWEET OMG???? THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE HUNGER AU, THIS MADE MY EVENING FR

[angeltism]

I'M GOING TO CAVE

[rustystars]

literally been going to bed 10:30 to 11 maybe 12 at the latest allllll week now what is it about going to my grandparents that makes me stay up to 2am

[leviosuga]

characters tjat everytime i look at i want to burst into tears that i can’t be them, will never be as cool as them, can only ever hope of achieving the entire general vibe they got going on

1: shadow the hedgehog (red and black color scheme … he’s all pointy and eyeshadowy.. he has chunky gay shoes.. motorcycle … he’s not a boy nor a girl but a secret third thing (made of alien goo and faulty wires). his inhibitors are basically bracelets so hes blinged out. he has a gun. lives in a world where Chao exist. many such cases)

2: lio fotia. I know hes british and TECHNICALLY not blond but the finer details here are irrelevant he has pink fire powers and weapons/clothes/vehicles made of Pink Fire in question. his entire outfit is belt buckles and latex hes like a twink at a gay club. his theme song is Kakusei. he turns into a dragon??? he spends the entire movie being courted by a beautiful buff dumbass that became anti-state for him. just endless victory

3: hatsune miku. not much to say here shes just such a diva shes what the ideal Gorgeous Girl ahould be. you could spend years designing a character and have it not be even remotely as good as her she’s my princess diana

4: Howl Pendragon. deeply troubled and deeply stupid and deeply charming he/him lesbian with blond hair a quilt cape and a room full of whimsical trinkets in which he can wallow and lament in. dating a lovely darling woman and travelling the world with her. swallowed a star. won the Dumb Bitch Lesbian Lottery in every sense of the term

5: ezra from electric bones. manipulating a dumb cunt into doing gay sex deeds for him… made of gooey green wires. back tattoo. Green Gradient Hands. sinister energy unmatched

6: ramuda amemura. Pink. Dying of a mysterious clone illness and his only medicine is cute little lollipops… at least 14 different people are kind of in love with him and they all hate themselves for being in love with him he’s the Primadonna of hypmic

7: rose tyler. for all the obvious reasons