#lizzo or nothing

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

i know it's my own fault for being on twitter and i never really Got lizzo and what she did was shitty as fuck and she's gross for behaving that way when her whole thing was treating people with kindness or whatever but i swear to god if i see another person posting azealia banks I Hate You Fat Lizzo video i'm going to blow up killing everyone within a 4 mile radius like u can TELL people that normally would have kept quiet abt her weight to avoid being called out on their fatphobia have been chomping at the bit this whole time and now they FINALLY have the excuse they've been waiting for to be disgusting abt her body like i will kill us all !!!

[psychedelic-ink]

I WILL CRAWL INTO THE SCREEN AND KILL MOFF GIDEON MYSELF IF I HAVE TO HOW DARE HE

[quitarqueer0]

just watched the new southpark special with my family it was a STRUGGLE not to talk over the whole thing to give them useless information but we made it through

[allpromarlo]

i don't even know what to say about this episode

[folklouire]

of all the things you could say about this situation you stupid fucking idiots decide to bring up harry. be fucking real

[narkinafive]

*looks at today's mando spoilers* that's so fucking stupid

[rutadales]

i am beyond doomposting never again we're so back (<- I get sucked in obsessive spirals from a poorly mitigated anxiety disorder this will happen again sorry)

[gucciwins]

okay…

[drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs]

nobody does it like Agent Lizzo

[christinedaaeunofficial]

You look like Lizzo 💞

are. are you ABSOLUTELY sure abt that, anon??????

[ellcrys]

wait i just checked and lmao lizzo was #3 last year apparently my nonstop listening of cnco sometime last summer blasted them to the #1 spot lol

[skybelly]

it’s so weird, literally yesterday i was asked how i feel about lizzo & her music - and i said ‘inoffensive’ lol i never gotten into any of her albums… it’s wild to me how she could be a voice for peace & body positivity + then turn around and bully ppl like that

[lizziemcguire]

Sorry I haven’t kept up with this season since ep.3 and I felt a bit bad but. well.

[junipers-archive]

Music Moods

Word Count: 604

Includes: FLUFF, Spencer explaining how he can tell readers mood off what music she's listening to (Prompt from this challenge from @imagining-in-the-margins)

You were on the jet with the rest of the team, reading one of the many novels you packed in your go-bag while listening to the Smiths with your headphones.

Or at least thats what they saw, what you were actually contemplating was giving up on your book and staring out the window for the rest of the flight. Usually you'd use Spencer as your personal pillow but he looked busy so you tried your best not to interrupt him.

In fact, you dutifully turned your head towards him, just to enjoy how he talked, which was always using hand gestures.

He however was talking about you, though you'd never be the wiser with your music blasting so loud everyone could hear it slightly.

It wasn't anything bad of course he was only discussing what he found helped to determine your moods.

It had been Derek that asked initially, "Spence why aren't you sitting with Y/n? Trouble in paradise?"

To which spencer responded, "Actually, I find that by paying attention to what artist y/n listens to I can easily determine in what radius to her she'd like me."

"That can't be real." Emily was suspicious.

Rossi however...was familiar with how relationships went about.

"I believe it may have been...my first wife, she had this thing about how she wore here hair, up meant she was going to be more extroverted and down meant not to talk to her too much...or was it the other way around?"

"Gee I wonder what went wrong there." Derek grinned,

You tried your best to follow who was talking, but it was all reading lips and you were too lazy to reach your phone across the table to pause your music.

Spencer continued to explain and your gaze landed on him, "No, he's right, whether or not we realize it, many of us do things out habit, its our subconcious essentially communicating with the rest of the world, for instance, Y/n will listen to more 80's groups or artists like The Smiths, David Bowie and Queen when she's feeling more introverted and independent. As when we go out together she's more likely to put on more recent artists like Lana Del Rey and Lizzo because she's feeling extroverted."

Even Hotch was invested now, "But how do you know she just doesn't want to hear a specific song, written by one or the other?"

"Well I also like to take into account the beat and message of the songs, one of her favorite songs is 'Losing My Religion' by R.E.M and though the group was founded in the late 80's this specific song is more up-beat and has, like most 80's songs more of an 'all or nothing' message."

JJ spoke up now, "But what if its her favorite song? I mean like you said it is, so how do you know she doesn't just want to hear it, bad or good mood?"

Your eyes followed back to him as He smiled at the challenge, "People will gravitate more to songs that express their emotions, and often will shy away from playing a favorite of theirs as to not ruin the euphoric feeling they get when hearing the song with that of a gloomy memory."

The last question you did hear though, as you finally paused your music and could hear Emily try one last time, raising an eyebrow at what you could only assume was Spencer's consistent rants.

"And when you can't hear her music, how do you determine her mood?"

He looked to you then, catching your gaze and wiggling his fingers like a magician.

"Boyfriend instincts."

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about how Logan has sensitive hearing so he can often hear what Wade is listening to in his headphones (especially since we all know this man does NOT care about his ear drums)

Depending on what he's litsening too, Logan can determine what he's feeling/ what he's about to go do. Sometimes, it's more difficult because he also plays songs in his head. He picks up the signs and patterns, though.

If he's listening to a womans empowerment or classic club song like Fergie or JLO he's about to clean the house.

If he's litsening to The Front Bottoms MCcafferty, he SUPRISINGLY is doing okay. I'll elaborate on this if you want, but if ykyk.

If he's litsening to Sober by FIDLAR the thoughts are being mean to him again.

If he's listening to Kendrick, Beastie boys, or Childish gambino, he most likely just got back from a job well done.

If he's litsening to Will Wood and the Tapeworms or Mindless Self Indulgence he's most likely on the edge of becoming manic or is about to have a mental breakdown.

If he hears him singing in the shower to sad break up songs he's sure to cuddle him extra tonight. Not because he believes he's thinking about him, rather knows hes thinking about other people and how theyve hurt him, unless it's something just super catchy like Sabrina Carpenter.

If he's singing Doja cat, Lizzo, Pitbull or Nicki Minaj, hes tryna get freaky. Either that, or he's sweeping. That broom becomes a pole very quickly. Al is so lucky to be blind.

Do you know when you should be scared? When he starts listening to Hozier or Coldplay, especially if he's just deadpanned while cooking or sitting in the bedroom doing absolutely nothing. It's when he's extremely low on the scale and is trying really hard not to go do something stupid.

The other end of this spectrum is when he's rocking on the floor litsening to or humming Rebecca Sugar and Oh the Hellos.

Each age group has their own playlist, though. 8 likes Cavetown.

Woodland by Paper Kites is a big one for 6. You could play it on loop, and he'll color and mumble along for hours.

Music is a huge part of Wades life, seeing as much like the Doctor's life, They can both hear music that's playing, but no one else can hear it.

Some random other stuff he litsens too, that doesn't exactly fit a single category.

Nickleback, Eminem, One direction, Nelly, Christina Aguilera, PINK¡, Rhianna, Ricky Montgomery, Hot Freaks, The Lumminers, Taylor, and various other single album artists.

[chocobijou]

Lizzo don't do nothing but make people feel good and perform