#lizard wizard rick shades

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Chameleon rick buried in the sand

do not bury wizards in the sand its not good for them, sand is for witches

[epitheterased-confessions]

Not really a confession but I think Chameleon Rick Shades is so fucking adorable

I love lizards so much and I just wanna hold him like that he was so tiny he's just a lil guy.

he looks so squishy in that form

[apotheotic-cravings]

I can be your angle, your devil, or your, uh… weird lizard?

[maybeitsacomfyclown]

[flicklikesstuff]

“Maybe the flash was to blame. Or maybe it’s his shrunken state that gave the looming witch the illusion of being exactly 10 feet tall.

Whatever it was, it had flicked something within. Suddenly, he was no longer a lizard. Nor a great, powerful wizard. Not even “Rick Shades.”

He was a little Gourami.

Only 12 years old. Eyes wide and unobscured. Skin smooth from the lack of scars. But most of all, untainted by the horrors.

And unlike that little Gourami, he was entirely aware of what’s coming for them. He could warn the 12 year old. Maybe save them even. Tell her that continuing this approach is a bad, BAD, VERY TERRIBLY BAD IDEA!!

…

But he couldn’t.”

My inspiration pieces: :)

[mudskip-drabbles]

I saw you take NSFW requests I don't know if there's a format to these asks but can I request a soupmates smut with Gio bottoming?

Maybe w/ pillow humping too maybe?

this is one of two bottom gio requests in my inbox rn yall know what the Fuck you want huh fjksdhf

Even if Rick Odi hadn't been harvested so early on in his life, there would still be so many things on land that weren't found underwater. Seasons for one, also weather, cold and warm weather clothing, lizards (they were his favorite), and most importantly: there was no Giovanni. He hadn't known what he expected after breaking free from his prison, but Giovanni hadn't been it. Sometimes, Odi got caught up in his own head, thinking about where he might be now if he'd failed, or never even tried to escape in the first place. Would his friends have protected him? Would they die with him? Were....were they dead now?

He hated those thoughts, and while sometimes they were unavoidable once they started, other times he was able to quickly nip them at the bud before things got too panicky. Gio helped with that; movies, music, and simple conversations among the ways he would distract Odi. The wizards favorite though?

Well...naps, specifically cuddly ones, but sex was a pretty close second, and often it even came either before or after said nap, so he could have both!

He had a feeling this time the nap would come after sex if he was correctly understanding what a vibrator was. Gio had been 'saving it for a rainy day', aka either a day where Molly wouldn't be home for a while, or when Odi needed a distraction when things got too buzzy in his head. This time it was both (well...obvioulsy it was both, he supposed. Gio didn't like PDA of any kind when Molly was around, let alone sex, even if behind closed doors).

It...had been a rocky start, Odi not quite understanding that the highest setting didn't nessecarily mean the best setting, the dial having been cranked the moment Gio had told him to turn on the tiny device now nestled deeply inside of him. One moment he had been standing, and the next Giovanni was on his knees with a sharp, sudden moan tearing out of his throat. Odi had, of course, been concerned, clicking the remote off as he got to his knees beside Gio, asking if he was alright with near panic in his voice. Gio's answer?

"Why don't you try it out for a while? Then you can tell me." Which could only mean one thing when spoken around that shit eating smirk Odi loved so very much.

"Hm....no, I don't believe I'm done quite yet." Said with a smirk of his own as the vibrator was clicked back on (at a much lower setting than before). The sound Giovanni had made as that sublte little buzz reved back to life, his knees near giving out as he tried to stand back up, a hand having a white knuckle grip on their dresser to help keep on his feet...

It made Odi want to hear all the sounds he could pull from his partner.

"C'mon, Shades. That really all you got? I'm not gonna f u ck-ing b-break." Something Odi was ready to prove wrong, his grin only growing as he watched his boyfriend's knees quake with another click up on the dial.

"What was that, my dearest heart? I didn't quite catch it." Sadistic and Rick were words that were often paired, but Odi? Odi was soft, curious, afraid of the world.

Gio should have known it was only a matter of time before the two melded.

Giving a chuckle befitting of the dark wizard Odi prided himself to be, it was almost as if one could feel the power radiating off of him as he watch Gio stumble towards their bed, only to fall face first into it when the dial was once again clicked higher. The sound his partner made then, guttural and needy from deep in his throat, Odi very well almost stopped their teasing in favor of taking Gio apart himself, but...

There were still a few levels to their new toy, and how would he know what they did if he didn't try them?

For now however, he lowered the vibrations to the first level once more, it being practically nothing compared to the body shaking intensity it has just been.

"I- Fuck. I created a m-monster." But Giovanni was grinning as he pulled himself onto the bed proper, this being somewhat of a mistake as the toy shifted with his movements, leaving a whimper to catch in his throat.

"You seriously gonna make me cum just from this?" Not that he was opposed to such a thing, he was just curious as to what his boyfriend had in store for him.

Only chuckling lowly at Gio's 'distress', Odi pretended to give a long, drawn out pondering, a finger tapping at his chin as with an overdramatic "Hmm..."

"I do believe I would enjoy watching you rut against this pillow like the dog you are," Said pillow, a large body one for when Odi was having 'floor time', was tossed from where it sat against their dresser, Giovanni unable to answer as his voice strangled to a moaning halt in his throat. "If you are amendable to such a thing, my dearest~" Sugar coating his words, Odi couldn't help but laugh 'cruelly' as Gio scrambled to comply, nearly sending himself off the bed and onto the floor.

"Good boy. Now, where were we..." Click...click...click click click-

The slow ramp back up to what it had been before had Giovanni's mind turning to near paste by the time Odi deemed it high enough, his fists clenched so tightly in their bedspread one might swear they hear the popping of seams.

"Oh my fucking god-" A tut from Odi as he watched Gio's hips stutter in their desprete rut, another click upwards having the man shaking with every frantic roll.

"I am your god now, dearest." Giovanni didn't get the chance to respond, the dial now turned as high as it could go, the buzz reaching even Odi's ears as he watched desperation turn into primal need.

It was near feral, how Gio's body moved now, Odi very nearly losing his god-like persona as breathy moans quickly turned to high pitched whines from where the pillow's fabric was trying to muffle them to very little avail.

"That's it, my dearest heart, just like that..." Voice rough and wavering, Odi watched with a reverence as his boyfriend fell to pieces.

"Good boy, Giovanni. My good boy..." He might simply be mirroring what was usually said to him in these moments, but it was apparently just what Gio needed to tip him over the edge, the man's mouth open in a wordless scream the very moment Odi had stated his claim.

Clicking the toy off completely now, Odi was quick to settle by Gio's side, hair being brushed from his face as he cooed soothing words of praise while clarity returned to his partner's eyes.

"There he is..." Whispered as Giovanni finally met his gaze, a very tired smile met his own soft upturn of lips before leaning down to connect the two.

"How do you feel, love?" Genuine concern, but Gio met it with a breathy laugh.

"Like I just came in my fucking pants like a goddamn teenager." Sure, he was technically still a 'teenager' seeing as was nineteen, but he was much closer to his 20's now so it hardly counted. Just let him have this, it sounded good as a response.

"Was...that a good thing?" Did I do a good thing.

"Fuck yeah it was! Ho-ly shit babe, where did you learn how to do that?" Rolling to spawl on his back, only a slight wince to flash across his face at the jostle, Gio's bright smile beamed up at a now bashful Odi.

"From you, I suppose. One of the many powers you've given me." There was no other way he'd have been capable of that, right?

"Keep that shit up and I'll break the bond just t' prove you wrong."

"You wouldn't dare." Such a test might be interesting, he had to admit. A way to see how far he's come with the help of his friends.

"Oh I'll fuckin' dare. After I get you back for this." A threat? Oh no, to Odi, that was a promise.

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BGO Staff Picks 2017

The fine folks who put in the work behind the counters at Beat Goes On stores all over the world have humbly submitted for you their lists of their most favourite albums, movies, TV shows, games, concerts and other miscellany for your approval.  Enjoy responsibly.

Brantford

Chris

Albums

Willie Nelson - God’s Problem Child

Living Colour - Shade

Ryan Adams - Prisoner

Van Morrison - Roll With The Punches

Jesus & Mary Chain - Damage & Joy

Arcade Fire - Everything Now

Gord Downie - Introduce Yerself

Taj Mahal & Keb’ Mo - Tajmo

Deep Purple - Infinite

Television

Stranger Things

G.L.O.W.

Bojack Horseman

Rick & Morty

Uncle

Concerts

Tea Party @ The Sanderson Centre, Brantford

Bobby Rush @ Kitchener Blues Fest

David Wilcox @ The Sanderson Centre, Brantford

Justin

Albums

Tinariwen - Elwan

Prophets Of Rage - Prophets Of Rage

Chuck Berry - Chuck

Roger Waters - Is This The Life We Really Want?

Gov’t Mule - Come Revolution...

Concerts

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Dinosaur Jr.

At The Drive-In

Tool

Roger Waters

Films

Dunkirk

Logan

Karen

Albums

The National - Sleep Well Beast

Tricky - Uniform

Royal Blood - How Did We?

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

Gorillaz - Humanz

Rob

Albums

Alvvays - Antisocialites

Broken Social Scene - Hug Of Thunder

Dirty Projectors - Dirty Projectors

Perfume Genius - No Shape

St. Vincent - Masseducation

Films

Baby Driver

Get Out

Logan

Okja

Wonder Woman

Games

Cuphead

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild

Metroid: Samus Returns

Prey

Super Mario Odyssey

Burlington

Julie

Albums

Portugal The Man - Woodstock

Seth MacFarlane - In Full Swing

St. Vincent - Masseducation

Sharon Jones - Soul Of A Woman

Atomic Blonde OST

Films

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (ed. this came out in 2016)

Sing

Lego Batman Movie

Colossal

Wonder Woman

Katelyn

Albums

Brand New - Science Fiction

Mother Mother - No Culture

Alt-J - Relaxer

Oh Wonder - Ultralife

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 OST

Films

Logan

Wonder Woman

Get Out

Moana

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Games

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy

Persona 5

Dangan Ronpa U3

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue

Lana

Albums

Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton - Choir Of The Mind

The Beaches - The Late Show

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

Cage The Elephant - Unpeeled

Portugal The Man - Woodstock

Films

Mother!

Get Out

Wonder Woman

Lego Batman Movie

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Mike

Albums

Kendrick Lamar - Damn.

Oh Wonder - Ultralife

The Beaches - Late Show

Mother Mother - No Culture

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

Films

Get Out

Mother!

Spider-Man: Homecoming

A Cure For Wellness

Wonder Woman

Games

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild

Persona 5

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Super Mario Odyssey

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Steph

Albums

The Beaches - The Late Show

Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton - Choir Of The Mind

Broken Social Scene - Hug Of Thunder

Oh Wonder - Ultralife

Paramore - After Laughter

Films

Wonder Woman

Get Out

Logan

Mother!

Blade Runner 2049

Games

Horizon: Zero Dawn

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue

Life Is Strange: Before The Storm

Cambridge

Alex

Albums

Death From Above - Outrage Is Now

Greta Van Fleet - From The Fires

Films

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Ghost In The Shell

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Get Out

Wonder Woman

Games

Prey

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild

Stardew Valley: Collector’s Edition

Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic (released 2003)

Josh

Albums

At The Drive-In - In.ter.a.li.a

Alvvays - Antisocialites

Counterparts - You’re Not You Anymore

Primus - Desaturating 7

Jeff Tweedy - Together At Last

Films

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Logan

Spider-Man: Homecoming

It

Kong: Skull Island

Kayla

Albums

Me & That Man - Songs Of Love & Death

Bjork - Utopia

In This Moment - Ritual

Mogwai - Every Country’s Sun

Lana Del Rey - Lust For Life

Films

Wonder Woman

Thor: Ragnarok

Dunkirk

Logan

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Games

Assassin’s Creed: Origins

Destiny 2

Call Of Duty: WWII

Injustice 2

Middle-Earth: Shadow Of War

Kevin

Albums

Steven Wilson - To The Bone

Mew - Visuals

Mogwai - Every Country’s Sun

Mutemath - Play Dead

The National - Sleep Well Beast

Arcade Fire - Everything Now

Gorillaz - Humanz

Films

Blade Runner 2049

Wonder Woman

Dunkirk

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Thor: Ragnarok

Lego Batman Movie

Logan

Television

Stranger Things

Rick & Morty

Game Of Thrones

Mindhunter

Sherlock

Shane

Albums

The Flaming Lips - Oczy Mlody

Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit - Nashville Sound

Mogwai - Every Country’s Sun

Sufjan Stevens, Bryce Dessner, Nico Muhly, James McAlister - Planetarium

Me & That Man - Songs Of Love & Death

Albums (Vinyl)

Change Of Heart - Smile (Remaster)

The Flaming Lips - Onboard The International Space Station: Concert For Peace

Lennon Claypool Delirium - Lime & Limpid Green

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 - Guardians Inferno/Dad Groot Picture Disc 10″

Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit - Live From Welcome To 1979

Films

Wonder Woman

Thor: Ragnarok

The Shape Of Water

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Split

Television

American Gods

Legion

The Orville

Westworld

Runaways

Guelph

Dan

Albums

King Krule - The OOZ

Tera Melos - Trash Generator

Sun Araw - Saddle Of The Increate

Joan Of Arc - He’s Got The Whole This Land Is Your Land In His Hands

Ian

Albums

Colter Wall - Colter Wall

Idles - Brutalism

Vince Staples - Big Fish Theory

King Krule - The OOZ

Mac Demarco - This Old Dog

Jake

Albums

Idles - Brutalism

Wiley - Godfather

King Krule - The OOZ

Jansport J - Pharoah

Pile - A Hairshirt Of Purpose

Joel

Albums

Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked At Me

Midwife - Like Author, Like Daughter

Julie Byrne - Not Even Happiness

Aldous Harding - Party

Phoebe Bridgers - Stranger In The Alps

Concerts

Mount Eerie @ The Great Hall, Toronto

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds @ Massey Hall, Toronto

William Basinski @ Ukranian Hall, Montreal

Oiseau Tempete w/Jerusalem In My Heart & Suuns @ Longboat Hall, Toronto

Jessica Moss w/Ben Shemie @ Silence, Guelph

Films

Stalker (1979)

The Salesman (2016)

Three Billboards Outside Of Ebbing, Missouri

Blade Runner 2049

Ladybird

Steve

Albums

The Bug Vs. Earth - Concrete Desert

Aidan Baker & Karen Williams - Nonland

Do Make Say Think - Stubborn Persistant Illusions

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Luciferian Towers

Avey Tare - Eucalyptus

Hamilton

Nick E.

Albums

Flatliners - Inviting Light

Julien Baker - Turn Out The Lights

Smith Street Band - More Scared Of You Than You Are Of Me

Pet Symmetry - Vision

Waxahatchee - Out In The Storm

Kitchener - Fairway Road

Brady

Albums

Dan Auerbach - Waiting On A Song

Primus - Desaturating Seven

Kamasi Washington - Harmony Of Difference

Matthew Good - Something Like A Storm

Yusuf/Cat Stevens - The Laughing Apple

Films

Baby Driver

Loving Vincent

Wonder Woman

Coco

Okja

Madelynn

Albums

The Maine - Lovely Little Lonely

Foster The People - Sacred Hearts Club

Hippo Campus - Landmark

Tash Sultana - Notion

Alt-J - Relaxer

Concerts

Alt-J @ Danforth Music Hall

July Talk/Arkells @ Molson Ampitheatre

Tash Sultana @ Danforth Music Hall

Foster The People @ Rebel

The Maine @ The Van Buren

Kitchener - Highland Road

Jameson

Albums

Gorillaz - Humanz

Red Vox - Another Light

Alvvays - Antisocialites

Films

Gerald’s Game

Lady Bird

Get Out

Games

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild

Divinity: Original Sin 2

Night In The Woods

Maddie

Albums

Post Malone - Stoney

Lorde - Melodrama

Mac Demarco - This Old Dog

SZA - CTRL

Films

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Baby Driver

Mother!

Matt

Albums

Father John Misty - Pure Comedy

Lorde - Melodrama

Kendrick Lamar - Damn.

Alvvays - Antisocialites

Propagandhi - Victory Lap

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

Chris Stapleton - From A Room, Vol. 2

Metz - Strange Peace

Action Bronson - Blue Chips 7000

Converge - The Dusk In Us

Films

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

The Killing Of A Sacred Deer

Mother!

Dunkirk

Lady Bird

Jim & Andy

The Meyerowitz Stories

Baby Driver

John Wick Chapter 2

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Stand-Up

Bill Burr - Walk Your Way Out

Judah Friedlander - America Is The Greatest Country In The United States

Dave Chappelle - Age Of Spin

Al Madrigal - Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Norm MacDonald - Hitler’s Dog

Jerrod Carmichael - 8

Patton Oswalt - Annhilation

Christina P - Mother Inferior

Marc Maron - Too Real

Maria Bamford - Old Baby

Nikki

Albums

Cupcakke - Queen Elizabitch

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains 

Death From Above - Outrage! Is Now

Father John Misty - Pure Comedy

Propagandhi - Victory Lap

Lorde - Melodrama

G-Dragon - Kown Ji-Yong EP

Films

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Get Out

Ryan B.

Albums

Prapagandhi - Victory Lap

Lorde - Melodrama

Halsey - Homeless Fountain Kingdom

Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes - Modern Ruin

The World Is A Beautiful Place & I’m No Longer Afraid To Die - Always Foreign

Kendrick Lamar - Damn.

Gogol Bordello - Seekers & Finders

Converge - The Dusk In Us

At The Drive-In - In.ter.a.li.a

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Murder Of The Universe

Films

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Mother!

The Shape Of Water

Lady Bird

Logan

Loving Vincent

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Blade Runner 2049

The Big Sick

Atomic Blonde

Films (older releases)

Calvary (2014)

Zodiac (2007)

Eraserhead (1977)

Kubo & The Two Strings (2016)

My Own Private Idaho (1991)

John Wick

Anomalisa (2015)

Night Of The Hunter (1955)

Seven Psychopaths (2012)

La La Land (2016)

Televisions

Twin Peaks: The Return

Fargo

Stranger Things 2

Game Of Thrones

Jane The Virgin

Ted Talks

The 7 Year Itch - My Life With Ticks - Kyle Robb

Ryan H.

Albums

Liam Gallagher - As You Were

Goldie - The Journey Man

Bob Dylan - Triplicate

Beck - Colors

Boxsets/Reissues

Radiohead - OK Computer: OKNOTOK

David Bowie - A New Career In A New Town

Otis Redding - The Definitive Studio Albums Collection (Mono)

Films

T2: Trainspotting

Chasing Trane: The John Coltrane Documentary

Blade Runner 2049

Lego Batman

Mother!

Games

Wipeout Omega Collection

NBA 2K18

Forza Motorsport 7

Everybody’s Golf

London

Jay

Albums

Joe Bonamassa - An Acoustic Evening: Live At Carnegie Hall

Black Country Communion - BCCIV

Rock Candy Funk Party - Groove Cubed

Primus - Desaturated Seven

Greta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising EP

Rob

Films

Baby Driver

Logan

Get Out

The Big Sick

John Wick 2

Oakville

Cory

Albums

Protomartyr - Relatives In Descent

Kung Fu Kenny - Damn

Joey Bada$$ - All-Amerikkkan Bada$$

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

Slowdive - Slowdive

Freddie Gibbs - You Only Live 2wice

Brockhampton - Saturation 1, Saturation 2 & Saturation 3

Dan

Albums

Queens Of The Stone Age - Villains

Robert Plant - Carry Five

Kamasi Washington - Harmony Of Difference

Paul Weller - A Kind Revelation

Ecstatic Vision - Raw Rock Fury

Films

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Blade Runner 2049

A Ghost Story

Dunkirk

The Beguiled

Kirk

Films

Good Time

Lady Bird

The Killing Of A Sacred Deer

Okja

Three Billboards Outside Of Ebbing, Missouri

Baby Driver

Get Out

The Shape Of Water

Mother!

The Beguiled

Oscar

Albums

Taiwan Housing Project - Veblen Death Mask

Slowdive - Slowdive

Protomartyr - Relatives in Descent

Sortilegia - Sulphurous Temple

The Horrors - V

Waterloo

Derek

Albums

Alvvays - Antisocialites

Father John Misty - Pure Comedy

Feist - Pleasure

Fleet Foxes - Crack-Up

Slowdive - Slowdive

Songs

Father John Misty - So I’m Growing Old On Magic Mountain

Alvvays - Lollipop (Ode To Jim)

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Rattlesnake

BA Johnston - Sourpuss

Lorde - Liability

Concerts

BA Johnston @ The Shepherd’s Pup, Elora

Alvvays - The Studio, Hamilton

Lorde - Osheaga Music Festival, Montreal

Chicago/Doobie Brothers - Budweiser Stage, Toronto

BadBadNotGood - Osheaga Music Festival, Montreal

Films

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Logan

Blade Runner 2049

It

Get Out

Kristen

Albums

Nine Inch Nails - Add Violence

In This Moment - Ritual

Beck - Colors

Robert Plant - Carry Fire

The National - Sleep Well Beast

Films

Thor: Ragnarok

Logan

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Wonder Woman

It

Kyle

Albums

Feist - Pleasure

Matt Mays - Once Upon A Hell Of A Time

Sharon Jones - Soul Of A Woman

The Sadies - Northern Passages

Ryan Bassett - The Fancy Dancer

Scott

Albums

Father John Misty - Pure Comedy

Kurt Vile & Courtney Barnett - Lotta Sea Lice

St. Vincent - Masseducation

Feist - Pleasure

Mac Demarco - This Old Dog

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Lovely Creatures

Tom

Albums

Mac Demarco - This Old Dog

Sharon Jones - Soul Of A Woman

Alvvays - Antisocialites

Father John Misty - Pure Comedy

Head Office

David

Albums

Slowdive - Slowdive

LCD Soundsystem - American Dream

Protomartyr - Relatives In Descent

Courtney Barnett & Kurt Vile - Whole Lotta Lice

Moses Sumney - Aromaticism

Television

The Leftovers

The Handmaid’s Tale

Big Little Lies

The Americans

Halt And Catch Fire

Meredith

Albums

Chris Stapleton - From A Room, Vol. 1

Gov’t Mule - Revolution Come...Revolution Go

Jeff Tweedy - Together At Last

Greta Van Fleet - Black Smoke Rising EP

Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - Live At Red Rocks

Concerts

Jimmy Buffett @ Budweiser Stage, Toronto

BGO Emeritus

Katie

Films

The Big Sick

The Shape Of Water

Atomic Blonde

Television

Fargo

Twin Peaks: The Return

It’s Fargo Again

Fargo

Why watch anything except for Fargo, don’t be dumb

Other

Bluetooth Headphones

You can buy two kilograms of processed cheese at Robert’s Boxed Meats in Kitchener

Starbucks Berry Hibiscus Refreshers

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Chameleon rick eating ice cream :D

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Don't know if it counts but put chameleon rick in one of those "life or bath for dry cat" images

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Lizard rick in uhhhhhhhhhh a puddle of water

I didn't see you say lizard at first so i made this

help him he is drowning in inch deep water

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Chameleon rick in some random place in ghost trick

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Throw chameleon rick in Splatoon 3 side order

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Lizard Rick Shades in the central zoo from Penguins of Madagascar

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I don't know why this was in my drafts but uh

Here ya go

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Lizard rick in a fridge (idk how he got there)

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Can you tell I'm a big fan of Rick's lizard design??? Of course you can, he's so strange looking. put him in a claw machine like a plushie. Or put him next to an actual chameleon, either of those works!!!!

you get both because I too am an enjoyer of lizard wizard Rick