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If They Cheat On You Revenge

Part2!

Feat: Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor, Nikolai, Jouno

Content: Cheating Revenge

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Dazai Osamu

After that incident, everything became worthless to you. You were afraid that the man you valued more than yourself would betray you and drive you to suicide. How could he do this to you? You were still in the same house because Dazai said that he would leave that house and at least he wouldn't be able to take the house full of memories from you. A week has passed since this incident and now Dazai was only coming home to take his clothes, he was taking his memories at home to erase them more and more day by day

One day you decided to go out. You wanted to give yourself what you needed to get yourself out of this darkness. Of course, you didn't decide to do this alone. Chuuya-san, Osamu's closest partner, heard about your incident and called you

You met and talked for a long time, Chuuya was really interested in you, he was always Dazai and your closest mutual friend, you used to meet, but now the wheels have changed and the man you thought you would marry and live with forever..he touched the skin of a another woman

"Why don't you leave that house, s/o? There's no point in being in a house full of bad memories anymore." When he told you this, you thought he was right and you decided to go home together and collect your belongings. As you were taking your steps towards the house, you saw your door open and heard a woman's voice. "My love, Should I take these too?"

You saw a woman right in front of the door, she was taking your belongings and throwing them away one by one. "How dare you put your hands in my house!" You looked at the woman who quickly dropped the frame in her hand with your shout. You looked at your ex and the woman he cheated on you with. "I-I just.." she try to talk, Chuuya stepped into the house and gave the woman a hard look, "I see you have your eye on my relationship with s/o, chuuya" Osamu was hateful but tried to stay calm, Chuuya just chuckled "Shame on you..you prefer silver to gold, Don't you even dare talk to her”

Chuuya Nakahara

After that day, everything changed. You left the house you lived in to never see his face again. You came across your old friend Osamu. "My my! This beauty? Why does Chuuya leave you alone? Is he still at work like this?" You were in the agency's cafe and suddenly your eyes filled with tears as if it hurt you. When you saw this, the brunette's face became serious. "What's going on, s/o?"

You felt a lump in your throat and you couldn't stop crying. Osamu narrowed his eyes as he gently held your chin and wiped away your tears. "I understand..so he chose another woman over you." Even though you were amazed at his intelligence, you felt very helpless and continued to cry on his chest

You spent your days talking to him and he made you feel good. One day, while you were laughing with Dazai about something, you heard the sound of the door opening behind you, but since your back was turned, you didn't feel the need to look. "So I guess I wasn't the only one who was behind someone back all this time." That familiar voice.. for months. The voice you didn't hear rang in your ear. You were afraid to turn around, but Dazai's voice protected you

"Who is this pathetic man? It's doubtful that you can even talk yet" Dazai grinned and mocked the red haired man "So you've had your eyes on my girlfriend all this time? I should have guessed" Chuuya got angry and the force of gravity covered the surroundings "You're the one who cheated and you're still so daring? Try and Beat me if you dare"

Fyodor Dostoyevski

After everything you've been through, you didn't want the fraud committed on you to go unanswered, so you did the only thing that could hurt your lover... you decided to expose his plans, you took all the documents, messages, records and foiled Fyodor's plans one by one

Fyodor trusted you very much even when he was cheating on you.. you gained his miraculous trust, you took every penny of the money in his bank and gave the crime documents and plans to the Detective agency, that is, his enemies, of course you did not leave it like that, his current biggest enemy "Dazai Osamu, you are finally here" everything in one day you did

You met him in one of the back dark alleys "These documents..why are you giving them to me? What do you want in return" You gave a deep breath and shook your head "the best thing you can give me is Fyodor's collapse Osamu" You grinned and just winked and left, Your phone start ringing after couple hours, you knew this sound, Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You answered your ex's phone with a look of happiness on your face "You..What the hell are you doing s/o?" You heard the tense voice coming from the other end of the phone, seemingly calm but eating at you inside, "What have I done, dear?" The phone hung up on you as soon as you asked this, his next move was obvious, he was coming for you

Finally a black silhouette appeared at the door and opened it quickly "Very rude Fyodor" You spoke to him mockingly "How long have you been on the different side s/o" you squinted your eyes as you looked into his purple irises he still thought he didn't know what he was doing "Ever since my beautiful lover held someone else in his arms"

Nikolai Gogol

Even if you found out that he was cheating on you, you did not want to abort your child, the fruit of your relationship and love. You were very indecisive at first, but now you had a due date and were waiting for the day to come. You did not leave the house during your pregnancy, you were all alone except for your friends who visited you

At the end of 8 months, at the insistence of your friends, they took you to a nice restaurant a few days before the birth to celebrate it in advance. "I can bet that she will look like her aunt!" Your friend said, laughing and looking at the others, Your daughter was going to be your daughter, but she would grow up without a father

"I bet he will look like me the most " You made a bet with your friends and it was a night you had a lot of fun. Your friends offered to take you home, but after a long time you wanted to walk by yourself and now you were walking alone on the street, accompanied by a white street lamp that turned on from time to time, towards your house

“S/o..?” That familiar voice that made you freeze where you were.. you wanted to turn around but at the same time you didn't want to see his face. When his hand touched your shoulder, you quickly backed away. "Don't touch me." When you turned towards him, he looked at your swollen belly. "Is this baby.. our child?" Silence surrounded you, you did not answer him, with the sudden tension, you were about to fall to the ground in pain, Nikolai quickly held you

Your birth had started, Nikolai quickly took you in his arms and brought you to the hospital, and now you had your child in the hospital, whom you had been waiting for 8 months. She looked like his father with white hair and colorful eyes. He looks like his father. There is a Nikolai looking at her longingly, but you were not going to let him touch this child. "Go away." you protected her from his as you hugged him "S/o...please let me love her" he said with his eyes narrowed and his voice trembling "Just the fact that you looked at her is a blessing I gave you, don't come near us again”

Jouno Saigiku

You couldn't believe that the love you had given for years was so simplified. He had been cheating on you for 5 months, and while looking into your eyes, "It's been 5 months, s/o." What he said pierced your heart with a sharp arrow

You quickly slapped him and let your eyes fill with tears "You fucking! How could you do this to me!?" you kept hitting him and your eyes were burning in pain, "Get out of my house right now! GET OUT!" You quickly kicked him out of the house and vowed to end him

You tried to get yourself together for 1-2 days and then you went to your rivals' agency. When you entered, everyone took cover. "I came here to do something important..detectives agency." You gave all the information you could about him. It didn't take long for them to trust you of course, it took them months. A total of 1 year later... Your big plan was ready, finally the agency decided to raid their headquarters and you were going to kill him there

Everyone dispersed as planned and in the end you trapped them all but you did something that wasn't included in the plan and locked you in the same room with him "You are finally here...finally" you spoke as you walked towards him. When he tried to use his ability you quickly drew your sword and caught him at his weakest point..you always knew him. you learned everything and now you were his rival

You put the gun to his head.. But you didn't, you couldn't pull that damn trigger. Your hand shook. In the face of the man you believed would make you happy for the rest of your life.. That person wasn't the person you wanted anymore. "I'm not someone like you, Jouno, I won't kill you like you killed me”

Enjoy!

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foreigner darling crying while desperately typing into their phone because they don’t any japanese or english, etc. 1) their yandere is a bastard and fucking with them, fully knowing they don’t know the language. 2) the yandere is also struggling and they a dictionary that’s highlighted with translations. 3) the yandere didn’t think this one through and is now acting as if they knew about the barrier. - garfield anon (hello!)

(1) jouno thinks it's funny. here you were, clearly confused and trying your best to communicate with him, but apart from sobs and pleadings of 'please let me go', he can hardly make out your other words. it didn't matter, anyway. this was fine too, you just had to calm down before he could set down some ground rules. he also finds it hilarious when he's talking to you in japanese, knowing you don't understand a single thing, threatening to kill you or your loved ones or telling you about how long he's been watching you and you're just staring at him wide-eyed; isn't that expression far too cute for this?

(1) fyodor wishes you didn't cry so much. if he wanted you to cry in the corner, your phone long abandoned after he had only laughed at your pathetic attempts at trying to talk to him, then he could have done a hundred other things apart from bringing you to a nice room and taking care of you. he understands everything you're saying, of course, but still pretends not to, cocking his head to the side when you ask him why he's done this and glaring at you when you ask his name. it was a little amusing to see you second guess your every word and try to recall any words from any language you knew. only after a month of captivity, when you start, on the brink of losing your mind, telling him about your name and likes and dislikes, he smiles at you, and says "i know", clear as day. the shock on your face is his favorite expression yet.

(2) so maybe chuuya overestimated his linguistic abilities. it was fine! he had dictionaries and the internet just for this. he gets by using the resources on hand, and you're surprisingly pretty well receptive to his attempts, and even point out the words you're saying when he doesn't understand you. things were going a lot better than he thought, until one day you ask him if he can please help you escape and that he can come with you so whoever hired him won't hurt him, you promise to help, and he realizes you had no idea just why you were here. he does consider telling you the truth, but it was a lot nicer to have you trust him and stick by him, so ultimately he decides that can wait. for now, he'll go along with your silly idea.

(2) dazai thought he had all the important words covered, but now you're screaming at him so loudly that he can't comprehend a single word coming out of your mouth. he offers you the dictionary and a pencil, clearly telling you to please circle the words you're using but instead, you throw it back at him and scream some more. not knowing what else to do, he starts speaking to you in gibberish. it works, almost, because you go eerily quiet to listen to him before going back to screaming and throwing things at him (because now it sounds like he's mocking you). oh well, time to sign up for those classes!

(3) nikolai didn't think it'd be this hard to get the message across. surely, using his overcoat to transport you here was enough for you to understand that this was a kidnapping? well, he didn't understand what you were saying either, but he was mostly sure that you said the words 'money', 'who' and 'why' at least thrice now. living together when neither of you understood the other couldn't be that bad, right? he uses pictures of an amusement park and a handy app to ask you if you'd like to go out and that he will drag you back screaming if you tried to run, and the horror on your face is all he needs to know you understood him clear as day. see, not that hard!

[lit3rallyll0yd]

Whenever I see someones requests are open all of my ideas disseaper and my mind is all blank :/

Maybe bsd characters caught reader in a situation where it made them think reader is cheating but later understand it is just their fear and totally explainable situations with reader doesnt understand how different the situation can look like. Please be creative about them 😉 (Of course if you are comfortable with writing a concept like this and if you havent already) with chuuya, tecchou, jouno and whoever you want.

when they wonder if your cheating on them

chuuya, tecchou, jouno & dazai<3

warnings: lowercase writing, mention of sex in dazai's, dazai is kinda possesiver, ooc jouno!! unedited writing!!

F/N means friends name!!

a/n: REQUESTS ARE OPEN !!what kind of dazai love blog will i be if i DIDN'T write for dazai as well ☠ I'D BE A FRAUD!! AUAGAHHSA why does jouno's part make me cringe-

chuuya nakahara 🍷

"where we're you all night?"

the first question he asked you the moment you stepped foot into the apartment.

you didn't have time to take off your coat.

"out with the girls?"

you replied, tilting your head.

"i thought i told you.."

"if you did i wouldn't be asking, would i?"

"okay! okay- i'm sorry!-"

"you could have texted me!"

"i forgot to-"

"is that really all you got?"

"okay- what has gotten into you!!"

he paused.

you realized through out the week he's been on your tail. 'where have you been' 'how long are you going to be' 'who's going with you?' 'can i come?'

chuuya didn't even realize he was worrying so much about you.

"i was out for 2 hours!"

"then another 30mins!

"i just lost track of the time!"

"you told me two hours!"

"i know i did- but again, i lost track of time-"

"AGAIN you could've called!!"

his voiced raised slightly.

you stared at him, a annoyed look on your face.

"awh- what's with that look? why are you annoyed?"

"because i let you go out without pestering questions every minute when i get home! your not my parent, your my boyfriend!"

"are you sure about that?!" he cuts in...

"you know if anything we're to happen i would cal-" you pause...looking up at him slowly...

"what?"

chuuya realized what he said and rubs his face.

"awh- n-nothing!"

you cock an eyebrow..

"chuuya- what do you mean? something's wrong with you...you can talk to me, you know?"

"uhm..yeah."

he didn't sound confident at all.

you looked at his feet before letting out a loud sigh..

"is this because of F/N?"

F/N is your middle school friend. you two were like peas in a pod, nothing could separate..

well, maybe execpt for chuuya now him and you are dating.

F/N was so happy for you. finally you were able to snatch someone- someone rich and hot for that matter...but that's not all that you saw in chuuya- not at all.

he cared deeply for you, and he knows how much you and F/N are together...he sometimes feels...out of place.

like he's boyfriend...but also just a boyfriend.

chuuya stood in silence, looking anywhere but your eyes.

you knew you were correct, you didn't need his confirmanation.

you slowly made your way toward him...reaching your hands out to hold his.

"you don't have to worry about me and F/N, babe!" you laughed softly, kissing the back of his hands.

he slowly looked up at you, "i just...i don't want to lose you, okay?"

you smiled softly, kissing his lips as he gently cupped his cheeks.

your ginger-haired boyfriend immediatly melted into the kiss, holding your hands, finger interlocked.

moments later, you both parted. touching foreheads and smiling softly to one another.

"i promise..."

tecchou suehiro ⚔

he didn't have to even think to wonder.

however, here he is.

he doesn't really get upset with you, your his lover why would he get upset?

it was around 10pm at night, both him and you were comfy in your PJ's and sat on the couch of your living room.

you both were facing each other backs, his legs were dangling off the arm on the couch, and your back leaned against his own, your legs curled to your chest and phone close to your face.

your boyfriend kept over hearing your giggles from behind him. he tilts his head toward you and asked, "what's so funny, babe?"

you shook your head, covering your mouth.

"n-nothing!"

and soon after, you were giggling once again.

now, tecchou knew you. if something was so funny, you would 100% show him and laugh along with him, although he barely laughs...he still feels loved when you engage with him.

now, showing that you are not showing him what you are laughing at- he felt uneasy.

"but your laughing?"

"ihi swear- it's nothing! uhm- what movie do you want to watch?"

"i want to know what your laughing at?"

you sighed, "i'm serious, babe! it's just-"

"another person?"

you paused.

"what?"

it was quiet now.

"uhm. i'm sorry. i jumped to conclusions...i'm sorry."

you were silent as you nodded slowly, looking back at your phone and smiled softly.

you turned on your side and rested your head on his shoulder. holding your phone up.

"i was watching puppy videos!"

you pressed play on the youtube video, and the sigh of of puppies flashed on screen.

he chuckled to himself before feeling your hand on his thigh and you smiled up at him,

"i would never leave you babe, you know that?"

he didn't respond for a while, until a silent nod caused you to cuddled into his side.

he kissed your head, and apologized again.

"i love you!!" you sang, making duck lips. he laughed and kissed your lips, "i love you, too."

jouno saigiku 🌱

why would you do that?

do you have the guts to cheat on him?

you've shown how much you love him just by being loyal towards him. so when you didn't come back home until late at night, this is where his protective side comes around.

lucky you.

you entered your aparment as exactly 4: 53am. so it wasn't late- but early.

you had no idea if your boyfriend would be home because he mentioned something about having a really important mission as a hunting dog.

he also mentioned you shoudn't be out alone at night, after hearing about the ADA being terrorists and all that.

he just wants you to be safe.

as you locked the door and placed the keys on the dresser, you felt a figure stare you down in the dark.

you reacted quickly and flashed open your camera flashlight as was about to throw your umbrella until you noticed it was just...

"jouno?" you called out, noticing the figures looks.

there he was,, standing just feet away from you with his hunting dog gear on, however his hat was in his hands as his arms were crossed.

"you told me you would be home by 11..."

he could feel your heartbeat beat fast against your chest.

"i-i just lost track of the time-"

"it's 4am, Y/N."

no nicknames.

he's serious.

you knew he could read you like a book, there was no denying it.

"look- i was just out with F/N and their other friends!"

"and you went to the bar?"

he could smell the stench of alchoal on you.

"i had two shot glasses- barely any alchoal!"

"doesn't matter; you should have told them you were on a curfew!"

"are you serious right now?"

"you know i don't like it when you're out on your own this late in yokohama!"

"i'm not 5, jouno, i can look after myself. besides, i wasn't alone!"

"right, i'm sorry, you were at a bar with three other people who were just a drunk as the next guy?"

"it's not that big of a deal-"

"it is when your dead!"

"this isn't jsut about the ADA, is it?"

he paused/

"what do you mean?"

you didn't respond, he only felt you walk past him, his cape flowing with the wind you created.

"last time i was out late, i told you i was left alone with F/N's boyfriend. and then you kept asking me questions about "him". and this none question stood out to him, "what did he do to you when you and him were alone."

jouno stayed quiet, letting you speak.

"did you think i was cheating on you?"

it was silent. the only sound was the sound of your heartbeat and breathing.

"i'm just...worried about you."

you sighed and he felt you ove closer to him.

your hands touched his shoulder and you leaned up to kiss his forehead.

"i would never cheat on you..."

he's heard that before.

"i find that hard to believe when you come home hours later."

"it was just a one-time thing, hun...i just fell asleep a F/N's place after the others left an forgot to text you, thats all!"

he gave you a sincere look with his facial features, and kissed your lips.

"i'm sorry if i overreacted.."

you laughed, "don't worry about it...i should have told you...i love you~"

he smiled, "love you more~"

dazai osamu 🩹

it's not like he doesn't care-

he just knows you love and him and will never cheat on you.

would you?

when his suspicions about this becomes more larger, he now gets extra clingly with you.

holding you close while sleeping.

walking to work with you.

holding your hand when crossing streets.

asking where your going with your friends so he knows your location-

okay, wait- what?

see, to him that's normal.

but to you-

you noticed this far to quickly but never had the courage to ask him about it to him because it would flash you the brightest smile, gaslighting you that everything's okay.

he has a smal secret.

he kissed you passionally on the lips a couple days ago, and as you melted into it he opened his eyes and noticed your phone on the bed facing upwards.

he saw a new message by someone that goes by the name, "cody."

now that's a name he's never heard you speak about to him, and he's met all your friends.

he closed his eyes and pushed you back down on the bed.. yadayadayada...oh yay sex...ANYWAY.

days later, he started to get closer and clingly with you.

you couldn't find the time to ask him this question because he would always change the subject until he's ready tp speak to you about it.

it was a calm evening in your and dazai's apartment home.

both him and you ate dinner, took a shower together and now your both on your shared and wore comfy PJ's.

"are you going to pull another all-nighter?" you asked him as dazai leanes against the bedframe.

he shoke his head, "unless you are."

you hummed softly and leaned against his chest.

couple minutes of silence passed and you could just feel his heartbeat.

until...

he spoke..

"who's cody?"

you sat up and looked up at him, "what?"

he looked at you...

"is he another man?"

"dazai.."

he looked at you dead in the eye; "cody?"

"how do you know-"

"about cody?"

"thats not important...who is cody?"

"cody is..."

"another?"

"dazai, dont talk mad!"

dazai sat up

"dazai- that's my boss!"

he blinked...and relaxed..

"is he?"

"yes!" your eyes widened as you rubbed your face.

"oh?"

you laughed, "your serious, osamu?"

"look- you can't blame me!"

"yes i can, YOU LOOKED THROUGH MY PHONE AS WELL!!?"

"it was on the couch, come on!"

you just laughed, your anger just gone...well- a little bit of it.

dazai begged for you to znot be upset with him, and aplogized left and right.

until you finally forgave him by going on a date and buying anything you wanted

[sleepyghostuwu]

Hiiiiii I absolutely love ur fics🥺 and I'm glad that ur request is open. So if it isn't such a bother can I request for Dazai, Chuuya and Jouno or just any characters u want to add where their s/o was absent for 2 days straight then show up with the largest bruise under their thighs. Pain is a bitch I realized that now.

Yes this happen to me bc me and my 5'3 height fall off a chair while getting something from a cabinet and my cousin just casually laugh at me until we realize that I couldn't fucken move or properly sit for 2 days🥹

Hoiiii! I'm really glad to know that you love my fics hehe :D And oof- falling off a chair sounds painful- also glad to know that you're alright now :'0 and enjoy the fic :D

A pain in the butt (literally): Dazai, Chuuya and Jouno

Dazai:

Get ready for him to dramatically lament about how he missed you for the past two days like the drama king he is-

Considering that your injury (probably) isn't as obvious while you're standing, it doesn't strike Dazai that you were quite badly injured until he heard your uneven footsteps and a loud grimace as you uncomfortably shifted in your usually comfy swivel chair.

His suspicions were confirmed when he spots what looked like a part of a very bad bruise behind one of your legs. Ouch.

He will make sure that you experience as little pain as humanly possible while your bruises heal, starting with investing in a chair cushion for you.

Will also sweep you up bridal style by surprise every now and then when he's slacking off and manages to see you getting up to go somewhere so he can carry you to your destination.

Having a difficult time getting off your seat to head to Uzumaki for lunch? He'll takeaway your favourite food from there and give it to you in no time.

Will also accompany you to eat lunch in the office so you won't feel lonely without him and vice versa :)

Overall, Dazai does whatever he thinks he's capable in to take care of you, a nice quality to look for in a partner :D

Just try your best not to injure yourself in such an unconventional manner again. He's very open to teasing you about it if it happens a little too regularly-

Chuuya:

Chuuya was very much concerned about your absence over the past few days, even more so because you didn't elaborate on your condition to him.

His usually annoyed demeanor masks that though, so be prepared to hear a harsher voice rather than a kind one when he asks you where you've been.

Don't take it personally though, he's just tired from work.

He's confounded at the predicament you've gotten yourself into two days prior, and definitely shocked when he saw the bruises you sustained at the back of your thighs.

Needless to say, his concern for you was now more evident.

After seeing you struggle to sit comfortably in your seat once, Chuuya decided that his gravity manipulation would help to keep your bruises the slightest bit off your seat.

Having trouble walking? It's bridal-style time! Your legs need it.

Will spoil you with your favourite food during mealtimes at work.

He's also willing to buy back lunch to eat with you in the office so you won't be lonely without him then :) Anything for his beloved, after all ;)

Jouno:

Jouno sensed that something- no, someone- was missing in action. Judging by how he couldn't hear your pulse or breathing, he concluded that that someone happened to be you.

Was he concerned that you were gone and silent about it? Slightly. Was that concern visible? Not the slightest bit.

When you returned to work, Jouno's internal relief was short-lived upon noticing that you had difficulty walking properly with both legs and you struggled painfully with sitting on your seat.

You can see his confusion upon hearing that you bruised the back of your thighs from a fall. Clearly such a manner of injury didn't seem possible to him till now.

Nags at you for being so careless because the way you injured yourself was so absurd to him that he couldn't believe you out of all people would sustain such an injury.

Even so, he does his best to show more care towards you in your current state, be it checking up on you every now and then or buying you food when you need it. Just small kind gestures to express his love for you :)

[meepmeep19]

Out of all the Hunting Dogs members, Tachihara rly seems to be the closest to Jouno (after Teruko ofc) But why is that the case?

I mean just LOOK at how proud Tachihara looks in this panel after receiving that praise from Jouno! It’s sooo cute I-😭 But why is Tachihara so close to Jouno of all people?

Well I HC that when Tachihara first joins the HD, his criminal background makes him understandably very distrustful/fearful of everyone else. It feels less like the HD are his coworkers and more like they’re just cops keeping an eye on him, just waiting for when he’ll inevitably slip up so they can finally lock his ass away. He just can’t get that criminal-cop mindset out of his head yet.

Jouno was the only person that could understand and relate to Tachihara considering he was also a formal criminal (tho I don’t think he was ever scared of the HD, he still felt that same distrust in his first couple years as well)

And so to make Tachihara feel more comfortable/calm (cuz he’s actually starting to care for the boy getting sick of constantly hearing Tachihara’s too fast heart beat) Jouno decides to casually bring up all the stupidly profitable crimes Tachihara could’ve committed with his ability, going into suspiciously criminal amounts of detail. Most of the heists that he brings up r stuff that he himself was planning to do in the mafia before he got arrested. Jouno talks about this to help remove the whole ‘HD-dangerous-cop’ association that Tachihara has made.

At first Tachihara is very suspicious and hesitant to answer, assuming this must be some sort twisted way to set him up. But then he realizes Jouno just genuinely enjoys talking about crimes as if they aren’t surrounded by Japan’s elite police force. And yet no one ever actually does anything to Jouno, even tho everything he says is so illegal, that he should’ve already gone to prison 20 times over just for even uttering half that stuff lol.

These conversations rly help Tachihara to stop seeing the HD as just ‘cops’ and he immediately begins to open up. Soon he and Jouno r having like hour long conversations, literally just discussing various heists in great detail.

They make Tetchou slightly uncomfortable with their blase view of big time crime so every time they start talking about this stuff, Tetchou just silently walks out of the room lol (Jouno 100% teases him for that, constantly inviting him to join their conversations, to which Tetchou always politely declines lol)

Ofc, to remind Tachihara that at the end of the day, they ARE still just only coworkers (not friends), Jouno likes to end their conversations laughing, saying ‘Of course, if you were to actually try any of this, I would not hesitate to gouge your eyes out and feed them to the dogs’ which always keeps Tachihara from being too casual.

Despite that tho, Tachihara can’t help but still see Jouno as older brother figure. A terrifying brother figure, but a brother figure nonetheless. In some ways, he actually somewhat prefers his relationship with Jouno than that with his actual brother. Don’t get me wrong: he still loves his brother but… unlike with his brother, no one pressures him to be like Jouno; if anything, they actually discourage Tachihara from becoming too much like him lol.

The HD never make him feel like he HAS to live up to anyone. Instead they actually want him to become his own person so he can add something unique to the team. They never make him feel like he’s not enough. And that just means so much to someone like Tachihara, who spent his whole life feeling so inadequate compared to perfection of the dead.

So yeah, that’s how Jouno and the Hunting Dogs became Tachihara’s found family

[elizais]

okay, okay , i accept tachihara bf hcs but how should i live without tecchou bf hcs😔😔

great question! don't think too hard bcs here you go!

tecchou suehiro, who does not understand flirting or how to flirt. which is a pain when you are trying to talk to him before starting a relationship together but a blessing when other girls hit on him and he doesn't realise it.

speaking of tecchou suehiro and flirting, he talks about you a lot. which shuts down anyone trying to flirt with him. for example:

"that colour looks really good on you!" .. "thank you, it's [name]'s favourite." "are you free tomorrow?" .. "no, [name] and i are watching a movie." "you're cute." .. "not as cute as [name]."

pre bf! tecchou suehiro, doesn't understand his feelings. he doesn't understand why his heart beats up faster.. his breath hitches or anything else when you walk into the room - but jouno does. and he teases him a lot for it.

tecchou suehiro, who is a gym rat. so whatever physical activity you do (walking, running, any sports) he does as well! even if he is bad at it.

tecchou suehiro, who i think LOVES walks with you. you can make the joke that he loves walks because he is a hunting dog but you might not get a laugh out of it. but he likes holding hands with you and walking through parks.

if you're ever watching a series with some sort of military in it: tecchou suehiro either says a random 'yeah' or 'no' whenever they do something. he does it subconsciously, if you ask him what he means he won't understand what he has been doing. but really, he is saying whether or not the hunting dogs do that.

tecchou suehiro, who is the type of person to go "are they a villain or a hero?" when he walks in half way through to a film you are watching.

tecchou suehiro, who is a human radiator. he is so warm. so warm. but he doesn't ever feel too warm or too cold.

tecchou suehiro, who is big on communication. even at work, when interrogating someone he will choose communication over force (canon btw! elizai does her research!!) so expect him to talk out stuff when he doesn't understand something.

tecchou suehiro, who shows you his food combinations. just know i am writing this one with a grimace on my face. this hc is a bit of an aside but his last name (tetcho) translates to iron stomach which explains a lot, presumably why he has these weird combinations.

tecchou suehiro, who knows an odd amount of facts. this comes into play of him being a bf because when you are feeling down there is a fact to cheer you up.

tecchou suehiro, who has an 8/10 cuddle game. he is mostly muscle so like whether that is a pro or con for you is down to you!! pro for me😋.

tecchou suehiro, who doesn't really use pet names. he will call you 'love', 'darling' and 'dear' and other classic ones but he is not a 'pookie bear' type of guy.

tecchou suehiro, who will melt if YOU give him a nickname. "hiro" is a fav of his.

tecchou suehiro, who should have come higher in my bsd bf poll but whatever ig

[iovetecchou]

Oblivious.

Part 6.

Oblivious Masterlist!

Pairings… Tecchou Suehiro x Reader

Contains… fluff. confessions of feelings, smut. masturbation (f), oral (m), tit fuck!ng, throat fuck!ng, fingering (f), slight dirty talk, making out, nipple play (m), manhandling (?), consent! not so oblivious (anymore) tecchou.

AFAB Reader she/they pronouns used.

5,311 words.

oh boy,,,, things are starting to get pretty complicated! i hope you all enjoy this chapter! (:

You and Tecchou picked up an assortment of all your favorite snacks, before heading back to your place. You were thrilled to be spending time with Tecchou like this. It was almost as though you two were already dating. But… you still harbored guilt from what transpired on your mission yesterday. It swirled inside you, as you tried your hardest to push it down into the depths of your heart, hoping it would just leave you be.

Once you both arrived at your place you announced,“Tecchou I’m gonna go put pj's on! I’m sure I have another spare tee and boxers if you wanna change out of your work uniform as well!” He smiled at you, nodding his head once before saying. “Thank you y/n, I'll set the movie up while you do that.” You offer him the same gesture back, a grin, and a small nod of approval. Making quick strides towards your bedroom. As you began changing, you contemplated telling Tecchou everything that happened on the mission. Better if it comes from you than Jouno. And this seemed like something Jouno might hold over your head, especially after how harsh you were towards him today. You felt awful for snapping at him like that, but he just messes with your head! How could he be so charming and courteous when he’s between your thighs, but sadistic and stern when he’s not? Ah, you didn’t want to worry about this right now! That's the whole reason you left early today… with Tecchou.

As you came out from your bedroom and back into the living room, the scene in front of you had your heart doing flips. Tecchou had set up the couch for both of you. It was loaded up with every pillow and throw blanket he could find. As well as all the snacks you two had picked up sprawled out on your coffee table. He was also struggling to turn the tv on. Rotating the remote continually while staring at it with such a puzzled look. He was so adorable, your heart melted.

“Bring that over here hon, I'll get it all set up for us don’t worry!” His face flushed at your little pet name for him. Walking over to you, and handing you the confusing device. You traded off with him, offering Tecchou the neatly folded pile of clothes. “Thank you l-love, I’ll be right out.” He wanted to try out a pet name of his own and he felt so embarrassed the second it rolled off his tongue. He quickly made his way to the restroom before you could say another word.

“Love”. Ah, your heart was beating a mile a minute! You could feel the warmth radiating off your cheeks. Plopping down on your couch, you grabbed a throw pillow, and screamed into it. Kicking your feet like a giddy teenager. Tecchou’s cuteness might just be the death of you… 

You were having an unforgettable time with Tecchou. Laughing at all his silly food preferences every time you got a glimpse of him eating his popcorn with mustard…? Where did he even get the mustard from-? You know what, you didn’t care. You were enjoying this far too greatly to worry about the little details. As much fun as you were having though, the shame was rising back up with each passing second. I guess it could only be shoved down for so long. You continued to accidentally touch Tecchou's hand as you both reached for the popcorn at the same time. His eyes averting from your own to hide his blush each time. Your thighs would graze against each others on occasion as well due to the close proximity. It had Tecchou tensing in his spot. And you noticed his reactions every single time.

As the second movie came to an end, you reached for the remote before turning the tv off. Tecchou tilted his head at you like a confused puppy. You loved when he did that so much. “Is something the matter y/n? I thought we were going to watch Antz next?” You twisted your body to face him where you sat before reaching for his hand that was above the covers. Holding it in your own, focusing all your attention on your intertwined hands like it was the most interesting thing in the world.

“Tecchou, I feel like I need to tell you something but I’m scared. I don’t know if you’ll hate me after I do…” Your nervous tick of playing with his digits is back again. Tecchou brought his free hand up to your face, beginning to stoke your cheek softly before speaking. “You can tell me anything y/n, I promise. I could never hate you.” You tilt your head up at his words, meeting his concerned gaze. That safe feeling you get when you look at him washed over you. His warm expression gives you the confidence to get it off you’re chest already. 

“Well, remember yesterday? When I went home early because I got injured… it wasn’t exactly the whole truth… you see the perpetrator had a really twisted ability. He was able to make a poison that acted as an aphrodisiac and well, the dagger that cut my neck was laced with the poison…” You paused, studying his face to see if he was picking up where you were going with this but. Crickets.

Ah, your sweet, sweet Tecchou. You continued. “Well, the only way to get rid of the poison was to… have some form of s-sex…otherwise you would die…” His eyes widen a bit at this, now catching up to what you were getting at. “And well, I gave Jouno my consent, so he could… help me get rid of the poison- but it's not what you’re thinking! I swear! You see, I’m still a v-virgin… and I didn’t want my first time to happen under those circumstances so Jouno h-he…” Tecchou stopped you right there. Moving his hand to rest atop your head, stroking your hair soothingly before speaking up.

“Y/n it's okay, I can tell you’re really uncomfortable telling me this right now. I won’t make you go into full detail, but just know I’m not upset. I understand completely. From what you’re saying… I’m gathering it was a matter of life and death, correct?” You nod at him slowly, tears threatening to well up from how uneasy you still felt. Tecchou just offers you a welcoming smile, before leaning into you. Pressing a chaste kiss atop your forehead and continuing his sentence. “I'm just relieved you’re okay y/n. It sounds like you and Jouno didn’t have a say in the matter, so how could I hate you over something like this? If you would have died I don’t know what I would do… I was so irritated on Monday when Fukuchi pulled me out for a mission before I was able to greet you. I have been meaning to ask you something ever since Friday night… so when I heard you were injured and had to get sent home early I was so worried. But you’re okay now and that's all that matters to me.” Tecchou went back to stroking your cheek, wiping away a stray tear that spilled out over your lash line. You brought your shaky hand up to rest over his larger one, that was adoring your cheek. You closed your eyes for a moment. Feeling relief wash over you from his gentle words. 

This is why you loved him. He’s so affectionate and understanding. Always knowing the right thing to say. He makes you feel at ease, you always feel so protected with him. Especially right now. “Tecchou… can you stay the night, please? I don’t want to be alone right now.” Your voice wavering a bit as you open your eyes, taking in his expression that was radiating so much warmth. “Of course y/n, let me tuck you in, it's getting late and I want you to get lots of rest tonight.” You give him a silent nod, rising off the couch with Tecchou, hands still interlocked as you both walked towards your bedroom.

You start to make yourself comfortable beneath your covers, as Tecchou pulled them up the rest of the way. Until just your head was peaking out from underneath. He leaned down so his face was right in front of your own before giving you a lingering kiss on each cheek, then your forehead, and lastly your nose. Granting you a bright smile. You admired his face from so close, his brown eyes were so gorgeous. And his whips of hair were tickling your cheeks from this angle, causing you to giggle. Tecchou's chest bloomed with warmth. Heat rising to his cheeks at your angelic laugh, making his grin grow wider. He pulled away offering you a small goodnight before making his way toward the bedroom door. You quickly freed your hand from beneath the covers, shooting upright and clasping his forearm before he got too far.

“Wait, Tecchou… can you sleep in here tonight? There's plenty of space on the other side, and I p-promise I won’t invade your personal space…” His pupils dilated at your request, giving it a moment of thought before eventually agreeing. “Okay y/n, just lay back down and try to relax, I'll stay for as long as you want.” And with that, he began walking over to the other side of your bed. Lifting the covers and making himself comfortable beneath them. Laying flat on his back. You roll on your side to face him before expressing, “Thank you Tecchou… for everything. You have no idea how much this means to me, I just hope I'll be able to repay you for this one day.” He turns on his side as well, getting a better view of your beautiful face. You were outstanding to him. Like an angel sent from above. Just for him. 

He presented you one last smile before saying, “I have just one thing in mind that you could repay me with.” You scooted a bit closer to him, still respecting his personal space before you squeaked out “Anything Tecchou, you name it!” He chuckled to himself at your precious plead, before giving you a response that you’ve been waiting to hear since the first moment you laid eyes on him. 

“Be my girlfriend, Y/n.” 

You were dumbstruck. Pinching yourself under the covers just to make sure this was happening, and that he really just said that to you. You couldn’t contain your excitement any longer. Pushing yourself closer to Tecchou so you were flush against him. Hands coming up to rest on his sturdy chest before you peered up at him shouting out, “Yes Tecchou! A thousand times yes, I'll be your girlfriend!” He let out such a genuine laugh, leaning his head down to absorb the warmth beaming off your face, and whole being. Bringing his arms up to wrap around your waist. He tilted down just a bit more, pulling you in for a loving kiss. His lips molding perfectly against your own. You kiss him back with no hesitation, enjoying the feeling of him overtaking your senses.

Your heart was pounding so fast. You were so happy. Tecchou made you feel so loved, you wanted to give him everything and more. Just to see that smile on his face, hear his laugh, feel his touch. You would do anything for him. And the feeling was mutual. He broke away from the kiss first, pulling you further into his chest, your arms instinctively wrapping around his waist as well as you embraced one another. “I’m so happy to hear that y/n. Now close your eyes my love… I'll still be here when you wake.” You nod your head against his chest, you couldn’t knock the goofy grin off your face even if you tried. 

Tecchou awoke around three am. You both must have dozed off at the same time, forgetting to turn off the lamp on your nightstand. Too wrapped up in the moment you two shared. Tecchou rubbed the sleepiness from his eyes before glancing down at you. You were blissfully sleeping, still on your side facing him with one arm still wrapped around his waist, the other tucked under your pillow. He was admiring your face for a few moments longer before his gaze flickered down towards your frame and… oh shit— your tank top was sitting dangerously low on your chest.

Straps sliding off your shoulders, leaving them exposed to Tecchou's hungry stare. Your chest was almost completely exposed, he could see the tops of your breasts. His height gave him the advantage to peek down your top further. It was pretty chilly in your room tonight, you must have left a window open. And your body was responding to it alright. Your nipples were so hard, leaving Tecchou flushed.

Oh shit, he was hard just from looking at your exposed chest like this. His eyes were glued to you, knitting his brows in frustration. He longed for you. Ever since your intimate encounter on Friday, he’s been extremely sexually frustrated. He couldn’t get the image of you on top of him, grinding your slicked up panties against his aching cock. Fuck, he bit his lip. Quickly pulling the covers away from his body. He was just going to relieve himself in the bathroom before you even noticed he was gone. Unlucky for Tecchou, you were a light sleeper.

Your soft voice had him stuck in his tracks, feet not even touching the ground yet. He was sitting upright with the covers pulled back. Exposing his lower half. “Tecchou? Are you leaving…?” You sounded so sleepy, it was adorable. He couldn’t bring himself to glance over at you. Unsure if he would be able to control his desires. “No y/n, don’t worry love. I j-just need to use the restroom for a moment…” That tone of voice sounded way too familiar.

Your eyes shot open in an instant, no longer feeling so sleepy. You sat up, your hand around his waist moving upwards towards his face. You wanted him to look at you. He shivered at your touch. You gently cupped his jaw before turning his face in your direction, with a tad bit of reluctance from him. The second your eyes met, you could see the desire swirling throughout his irises. Face flushed and his bottom lip caught under his teeth. Fuck he looked so sexy… was he also maybe…? Your eyes quickly shot down to his lap, and lo and behold… he was hard. Straining against the boxers you so graciously let him borrow, already leaving an obvious wet spot.

His gaze quickly caught up to your own, placing his hand over his lap, trying to hide his painfully prominent erection. “Y-Y/n, forgive me. I don’t know what came over me… I’ll just r-relieve myself in the bathroom, and come right back, okay?” He tried to creep out of the bed once more but you stopped him with the grip you still had on his jaw. Holding him in place. You looked into his eyes before you spoke up.

“Tecchou, let me help you this time. Please, baby… I want to make you cum so badly.”

His eyes widened tremendously at your words. His mouth falling slightly ajar, and fuck he throbbed at your confession. Feeling his precum leak down his cock, no doubt leaving a stain on his borrowed boxers, he spoke up once more. “Only if you’re completely comfortable with doing so y/n… I’ve been thinking about you touching me… and me touching you too. Ever since Friday night… I want to please you just as bad angel.”

He confessed boldly, finally gaining a little more confidence with being intimate with you like this. Fuck his words made your pussy ache. This man would surely be the death of you. You moved your hand from his jaw, down his chest. Pointer finger tracing a path down his torso before you reached the hem of his shirt. Tugging on it gently, giving him the hint that you wanted it off. His lidded eyes were following your every movement. Giving you such hungry longing looks. Ah, you’ve dreamt of this exact moment only a thousand times over at this point.

“Yes… I’m sure, please, I want to suck your cock Tecchou… will you let me baby?” Your words made his whole body tremor. Dick twitching at your request. He quickly pulled his shirt up over his head, exposing his gorgeous lean abs and full pecks to your needy gaze. He only nodded in response, almost as though he was in a trance. Still completely reeling from what you just confessed to him. You smiled wide before climbing onto his lap. You brought both of your hands up to his chest now, tweaking both of his nipples in your wake.

Tecchou whined at your ministrations, his lidded eyes glued to your face. He could tell you were enjoying this just as much as he was, and that made him so needy. You kept your eyes locked with his, as you slowly lowered your head. Making sure he was still watching your movements before darting your tongue out. Giving his right nipple an experimental lick. He quickly shot his hands up to your hips, gripping so hard you’re sure they would leave behind bruises, and you didn't mind one bit. Proof that you were intimate with him like this. Your little trophies. He moaned so desperately before saying, “L-Love, please no teasing, not tonight at least… I need you to…” his confidence slowly dwindled feeling too filthy to ask you what he desired from you. But this was too good. You wanted to hear him say it.

“Use your words Tecchou, you’re a big boy. What do you want me to do baby?” You looked at him with a sly grin on your face, unable to hide your excitement at this point. He averted his gaze for a moment. Peering down to your chest once more, and fuck. Your tank top slipped down even further, he could almost see your bare breasts on full display for him. Your areolas were peeking out the top of your flimsy tank and Tecchou bit his lip once more before confessing his desires, to hell with his pride. “I want you to… suck my dick… a-and i want you to let me…fuck your tits.” 

Y/n.exe has stopped working. 

You were not expecting that last part to slip past his lips. But fuck did it have you dripping in your panties, pressing your clothed pussy down against his hips before offering him some well deserved praise. “Good boy. I love when you say such filthy things Tecchou.” He hissed at your movements before coyly smiling down at you, but it was short-lived. Before he knew it, you were on your knees in front of his parted thighs. Wasting no more time pulling his boxers down his toned legs, and tossing them off the bed. This pulled a gasp from his lips, and his heavy-lidded eyes found yours again. Watching you intently as you began moving your hands up his thick thighs, letting one rest atop his right thigh, massaging it gently as your other hand finally wrapped around the base of his aching cock.

He moaned at the skin on skin contact. Throwing his head back against the pillows, feeling overwhelmed by the small amount of pleasure. “Oh, baby it's so sticky down here.” You were smirking to yourself, enjoying the effect you had on his body. You had to get a taste. You wanted nothing more than to take his whole load down your throat. Without any hesitancy, you wrapped your lips around the head of his cock, giving it a hard suck. This left Tecchou writhing. Thrashing his head against your pillows, and gripping your sheets tightly with an obscene moan of your name rolling off his tongue. 

"S-Shit Y/n—!” He tasted so good, and fuck did you want to hear him moan your name like that over and over. You brought your lips further down his length, bobbing your head up and down at a leisurely pace. Tecchou's whines and groans encouraged you further, as you picked up the pace. Eyes never leaving his form. His hips were twitching so much, you had to bring your hands up to his pelvis to keep him still. His thighs were shaking. Tecchou was so lost in the pleasure you were giving him. Fuck, he’s in love. Suddenly the warmth from your mouth was off of him, leaving his cock wet and exposed to the cold air.

He whined so loudly, shooting up to see why you had stopped. Only to be met with the sight of you pulling your tank top off, leaving your breasts completely exposed for his hungry eyes. His dick twitched at the sight, and you hadn't missed that reaction. Lightly giggling at how cute he is. “Don’t worry baby, I’m not finished with you just yet.” You leaned in even closer to Tecchou. Pressing your chest against his cock, before pushing your tits together so his length fit snugly in between them. He couldn’t take his eyes off of the lewd display happening right in front of him. So love drunk off of you. His eyes widened at the sight of you spitting. It landed on your breasts, trickling down to meet the head of his cock that was nestled so nicely in between your tits. He hissed at the sudden sensation before you started to work his dick. Pushing your tits impossibly tight around his pretty cock, causing him to whine out,

“Oh f-fuck y/n it feels better than I imagined… you treat me so good angel…” Your cunt pulsed at the praise. Ah, you’re completely addicted to this intimacy with him. You dart your tongue out, letting it flick against the head of his cock at each downward thrust. He couldn’t control his hips. He began humping against your sternum, your hands no longer holding down his pelvis. Giving him the liberty to move as he pleases. Fuck this was too good. The sight of Tecchou losing control because of the pleasure you were giving him was enthralling. You began moving faster around his cock. Syncing up with his thrusts. He was losing all of his sanity, sweat rolling down his face and past his neck. Flushed from head to toe, he had his brows bunched in pure pleasure as he put all his focus onto you. The sight between his legs was so filthy.

You were struggling to keep your hands tight around your wet, slippery breasts, coated with your spit and his pre. Losing your grip on each upward thrust. Tecchou was getting close, he just needed more. More friction. In an instant, Tecchou's hands were untangled from the bedsheets. Now resting his big hands atop your own, which were still pressing your tits together. He squeezed you impossibly close around his cock, not even missing a beat in his thrusts. This had you moaning, as you clenched your thighs.

Fuck, Tecchou manhandling you like this stirred something deep within your core. You continued to lap at his tip, getting him and yourself all wet and messy. “Ah, y/n fuck—! Fuck, I’m getting close love… keep drooling on me— yes just like that. Shit, I want to cum in your mouth…” There were hearts in your eyes at his confession. Rubbing your thighs together and squeezing them impossibly tighter. You were so eager to please him. His thrusts were starting to falter and you decided it was your turn to take the reigns again. You moved his hands away from your tits swiftly, taking his whole cock in your mouth without warning.

He was groaning so loud at the suddenness of being wrapped around your hot wet mouth like this. You guided his hands to the sides of your face, tugging them down along with your head slightly. Trying to signal him the ‘okay’ to fuck your throat. It took him a second to understand, but when it clicked, he was relentless. He began thrusting upwards, reeling in the way you were gagging around his cock. Fuck he wasn't going to last like this. You moved your hands to his thighs once more. Digging your nails into them for stability. He moaned so lewdly at the slight sting, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. Fuck you’re so incredible, Tecchou thought. You were slobbering all over his length, your whimpers around his dick sending shockwaves through his whole body.

You could feel his cock throbbing inside your mouth. The second he opened his eyes and locked them with yours, he was a goner. You were drooling all over him. Your face flushed, bare tits now resting against his thick thighs. You were moaning too, and that's when he noticed you were touching yourself. Your one hand was buried under your shorts. As you brought your hips up. Humping into your hand, and fuck, he was done for.

“Angel fuck it feels s-so good! You’re amazing baby- I love you a-ah i- ‘m cumming—!”

He sloppily thrusted up into your mouth a few more times before his hips stilled. Pushing as deep as he could into your mouth leaving you gagging, and convulsing harshly. Spilling his thick load down your throat. Fuck there was so much cum, you choked slightly. But he tasted so good. You moaned as you swallowed his load, savoring every last drop. 

His hands fell limp against his sides. His hips rested back down on the mattress as he tried to catch his breath. You pulled off his cock slowly with a wet pop, and he whined at the loss of contact. You slipped your hand out of your shorts before crawling your way up his body. Not caring about the fact that you weren't able to reach your own high, and coming face to face with your beautiful Tecchou.

His expression held so much adoration for you. You were pressed up against his stern chest and thin waist now, bringing your hands up to his visage. Stroking the three little markings under his eye softly with your thumb before leaning in for a longing kiss. He was holding your waist tightly to his own now, loving the feeling of your bare chest against his own. You lingered at his lips for a moment longer, before pulling away to catch your breath. You were so lost in yours and his pleasure at the moment, you almost let what he declared when he came slip your mind.

Did he confess his love for you mid-orgasm? It was ringing your ears now. Tecchou said 'I love you' with his whole chest. And it was all for you. It sounded so raw, and genuine. Tecchou snapped you away from your thoughts with his words. “Come lay by my side baby, I want to make you feel good too.” He gave you a wide grin, showing off his perfect teeth before maneuvering you to rest next to him. You just wordlessly nodded at his demands, before you felt his fingers graze the waistband of your sleep shorts and panties. Pulling both down in one fell swoop. Spreading your thighs apart for him with his large hand. His gaze never left your own, drinking in every single reaction you had to his ministrations.

He brought his hand to your pussy, running his fingers down from your clit to your hole. Making you gasp at the light sensation. You were so wound up from watching Tecchou fall apart in front of you, as well as his confession. You had no doubts that you would cum embarrassingly quick. Tecchou kissed the tops of your cheekbones before noting, “You’re so wet, angel... Is this all for me?” Angel. That pet name had you melting. “Yes, baby, only for you. Please p-put your fingers inside me Suehiro. I need you so badly.” Ah, Suehiro? He flushed deeply, hearing you say his first name in such an intimate setting like this made his heart pound in his chest.

He wasted no more time. Adding his index finger gingerly, reveling in your sultry whine for more. He began moving at a slow, but skilled pace. Instantly making you drool. He added his ring finger before picking up speed. Scissoring his fingers inside your wet pussy, curling at every upward thrust, and uncurling on the drag down. You were a wreck. Moaning so loudly, and cursing under your breath. “Suehiro, I’m getting close, I don’t think I'll last much longer... Please don’t stop! Keep fucking me with your fingers just like that— ah—!” He was so drunk on you once again, bringing his gaze down to watch the way your cunt was greedily sucking in his lithe digits. Relishing in the loud slick sounds your pussy was making, with how much arousal was dripping out of you. And it was all for him. Fuck you're so perfect.

He brought his eyes back up to your face. Admiring your blissed-out expression before leaning down to kiss you, hungrily darting his tongue past your lips. little grunts slipping past his lips as you both made out. He was kissing you so messily and you fucking loved it. He was swirling his tongue against your own, grazing over your teeth before pulling back. Catching your lip between his teeth. A string of saliva connected the two of you as he let go of your lips, lidded eyes holding so much love for you in this very moment. “It's okay love, let go for me. I want to feel you lose yourself on my fingers.” Fuck his words hand you clenching hard around his digits, and before you knew it you were toppling over the edge. You had been so wound up, you needed this. Tecchou was your perfect remedy. Your stress reliever. Your home.

“Suehiro! Fuck honey i-im….‘m cumming, k-kiss me again, baby, please—!”

You cried out. Clutching his forearm that was fucking into you so sweetly for dear life. Who was he to deny you? He leaned into you for the umpteenth time tonight. Latching your lips against his own as you came. Your gummy walls gushing and pulsing around his fingers. He loved every second of it, hoping this moment would last forever. You were whining at the slight overstimulation from Tecchou, who was still thrusting his digits inside of you. You could tell he was lost in the moment. So you moved your hand down to where he was pressed deep inside of you, gently tugging his wrist as a signal for him to stop.

He pulled away from your lips snapping his eyes open before apologizing. “I'm sorry my love, I just got so lost in the moment… are you okay? Here, let me get you a glass of water.” You simply just smiled up at him before holding him in place, so he wouldn’t be able to escape from the bed. “I'm okay Tecchou, don’t worry I’m perfectly fine! It felt so amazing, I loved every second of it baby…” You finished your sentence off with a small kiss to the tip of his nose, giggling at the way his eyes crossed slightly to look at you while you did so. “Are you sure, I can run you a bath if you’d like?” You just closed your eyes and smiled to yourself.

How did you get so lucky? He was so considerate. Your heart was set ablaze. This man was everything you’ve ever wanted and more. He made you so happy, you wanted this moment to live on for eternity. “I just want to rest now, with you Suehiro… we can worry about everything else in the morning, kay?” He just nodded down at you, loving the way his name rolled off your lips once more. He relaxed against the bed before moving the covers back over both of your naked forms. Pulling you snugly into his chest. Hands wrapping around your waist so snugly. You simply rested your arms around his frame as well. Nuzzling your face into his bare chest. Enjoying the warmth that was radiating off his exposed skin. “Okay love, as you wish. Goodnight y/n, I hope you have nice dreams.” You giggled into his chest. He was so cute. You yawned slowly, beginning to nod off before expressing to him,

“Oh and Suehiro…? I love you too!”

*meanwhile jouno is still in the closet* no, no im only kidding! but i do hope you all enjoyed this part (: a lot of exciting things are coming from here on out heheh.

taglist: @coco-goat-milk @madelynwolff @tecchoufr @saharei @lyrstybsd

[helplessautomaton]

hi hii!! could you do prompt 1 & 6 with jouno? thank you!

1 (“you know i wasn't lying when i said i'd kill for you”) + 6 (“I love it when you scream and it's all because of me!”)

jouno my beloved but i struggled a little bit, still had a bunch of fun though!

-WC 889 // valentines event open!! tws: getting kidnapped, Jouno degrades reader a little

You lived in a quiet little down, nothing went down, nothing unusual happened. The morning birds chirped blissfully while they watched from above. Sitting down near a pond while nature flutters around you, just admiring the gente ripples going to and across the water. As of late, there was an investigation of a possible rogue wanted ability user resting up in your down, having sent the best military dogs to find them. That's how you met Jouno Saigiku, full of pride and always with a smile. You were one of the people he questioned, however you took note your questioning took longer than the other people in your town. You shrugged it off as maybe they were just faster in their answers but some of those questions did get a little personal. Even his wording was a bit off, “you’re one of the people who I would kill to protect.”

Again, you didn't want to say anything. You shook off the thought, they’re only gonna be here for a limited time and most likely never again so you didnt concern yourself too much. The day went on as usual, nothing really standing out. Everyother breath and step felt like you were being monitored even if it was in direct sunlight. Sometimes you’d even bump into that man again, Jouno, his tone was kindly spoken, however the words not really. Quick to turn to something dark humored but you gave a little laugh. You still respected him because he was here for a reason.

You did notice weird shifting while trailing to go home, a hand quickly reached out to grab you and pull you away from your destination. You failed to scream out in time and everything else fell in darkness. 

You woke up dizzy, as you were in an unfamiliar place, the light was awful on your eyes, closing them up and squinting. The person who kidnapped you gave an awful smile as he told you, you weren’t gonna live long. Your eyes were watering, heart pouring out fear with every beat. Not a lot of details were spared to you, the guy simply going off while you’re stuck to a chair in an unfamiliar place. You tried to calm down and eventually started to lightly sleep, there's really nothing else you could do. However, before you could fully fall asleep you heard shouting and banging, it jolted you up, staring at the door where the noise was coming from. In all honesty you couldn't help but let out a small scream. You swallowed nervously, looking down at the floor and gaining some sense of calm. Trying to breathe in and out slowly despite the tremble in your breathing. Finally the door opened, you could hear faint drops of something hitting the floor while footsteps were walking towards you. “What a shame we meet like this again.” that voice, it was gentle. 

You look up and see Jouno, gasping seeing the state his clothes are in, while the red of the uniform was able to hide it well, the blood on his face was clear on what happened. He chuckled as he closed in, freeing you from your binds. “If it's not clear already, I wasn't lying about what I said earlier, I did say I would kill for someone like you.”

You were confused but chose to stay silent while he helped you up, the smile on his face never shifting while you were gathering your thoughts. “Maybe it seems you deserve to be more secluded so this doesn't happen again hm?” 

Nothing was making sense on what he was saying but you still were stunned to speak, the exhaustion of everything was getting to you and it was impacting your will to think properly.

Jouno obviously notices and sits you down, while you lean on his shoulder and close your eyes while your breathing gets calmer. 

The next place you wake up, it wasn't your house again, Jouno was by your side, holding his head up with his hand. You were even more confused about what was going on. Yet Jouno only gave a smile and straightened his posture. “From now on, you’ll be staying here, it's just a precaution.”

This didn't help your confusion, you knew something was being hidden but you didn't want to push anything. “Afterall, I am just worried since you walked off and got yourself caught by the person we were looking for, just a magnet for trouble.” 

You were getting overwhelmed again and you started bumbling questions on when you would get to go home, Jouno got a little closer and started to whisper, ” you’re never leaving here, you’ll be under my surveillance. After all, don't you prefer something else over the sorry mess you called a home back there?, you almost got killed, I don't want that happening again, you were defenseless in there.” 

You started to raise your voice in disbelief, tears building up as the stress was becoming too much for you to handle. Yet all Jouno could give back in response was just a few simple words, "I love it when you scream and it's all because of me." making you silent before continuing. “I couldn't help myself the first time I heard your scream, shame it behind that door, it was lovely to listen to.”

[tachimichishrine]

"barista"

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hunting dogs x gn!barista!reader hcs

warnings: none!!

jouno saigiku

oh dear

harasses everyone

harasses his partner

harasses his mf FOOD

by this, I mean he sends things back, not bc he isn't satisfied but bc he can

ESPECIALLY if his partner is on their shift, he'll be extra nasty

"what can I get you today, Jouno?"

"an iced coffee, with specifically 5 cubes of ice 2cm by 2cm, 1 pack sweetener, a drizzle of chocolate and 25ml of 3% milk and, oh, do you have chocolate sprinkles? yeah, I want some of that on top, add some whipped cream too and-"

orders the longest thing and then sends it back because "there were incomplete sprinkles" while staring down the barista with a huge grin

his partner is literally on the verge of breaking up with him for this

however, sometimes he gets bored of toying with them and just orders a coffee

he likes to observe people

it's kinda creepy but he'll pick a seat in the corner and listen as his partner writes down orders and smiles at other people, and then gets somewhat internally offended when they laugh at the random customer's dumb jokes

he narrows his eyes (even more, if that's possible?) at them at wonders why he doesn't make them laugh as loudly as that

takes it as a challenge

now you've got a clingy af jouno who sticks around the desk and seduces his way into the kitchen by flirting with the manager (his partner's boss)

his partner wants to YELL at him that they have to work, but he just places his hands on their hips and kisses their forehead and gives them the slightest hug and tells them how much he loves them, so their partner reluctantly tolerates his presence around their work

he may not know how to cook but he smells every single ingredient and is a surprisingly fast learner so the manager is lowkey trying to recruit him bc of his undeniable talent 👹

overall, he does help in the end, but his partner has to put up with a lot of teasing and nastiness. occasional jokes and cute little pranks where jouno would place a heavily powdered donut under their nose to make them sneeze and eventually messing up the ENTIRE place

but damn, those perfect milkshakes he made are worth it all

tecchou suehiro

he is easily distracted

asks his partner all sorts of things

"hey, how do they make coffee?"

"well, you put the beans in the machine-"

"beans???"

"yes??? coffee beans???"

"coffee???comes???from??beans???"

"yes, tecch, it does u adorable idiot 🙄"

"does that mean you can make coffee out of the beans they put in burritos and stuff?"

"no- wait I don't think so- actually, maybe-"

other customers overhear the discussion and chip in and the entire thing escalates to the WEIRDEST topics

the manager is pretty impartial as to his presence, given that he doesn't disturb anyone and usually just orders and silently observes his partner with a faint smile on his lips

his partner turns, notices his gaze and bites the inside of their cheek to prevent themselves from blushing/grinning at him, then get back to work

they do, however, like to blow him little kisses while on their shift, or to leave a small note on Tecchou's orders like "ily <3" or "you're so cute 💕"

he is a gentleman omg

he once spent the entire time his partner was on their shift holding the door for the people who entered

gets asked if he works there, and he automatically replies yes and helps everyone with their stuff, whether it's a broken glass or spill or if they need sweetener in their drink

nvm the manager now loves him

he makes it a point to visit his s/o as often as possible when they're working, even if they live together or have a date planned for later that day. he might not say much, but he loves to be in their presence as often as possible

a literal GOD at taking care of angry customers

whereas jouno would probably subtly threaten them, Tecchou is just gonna walk up to their face and be rly straight-forward about it

"sir, what's your problem?"

"I placed my order for coffee, a SINGLE COFFEE OVER HALF AN HOUR AGO AND I STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED IT??? THIS SERVICE IS TERRIBLE-"

"sir, just take a breath. the employee over here is going to make it for you right away, and free of charge, right?"

ofc, they'd nod and do as he said bc the person is no longer fuming

the biggest issue with having tecchou in the café is his orders

he asks for the oddest things, including, but not limited to, sugar on rice and a hard-boiled egg with the shell still on

his partner makes sure to explain to their boss that this isn't anything abnormal for him, and that they'll make sure to take care of the order themselves

after all, putting together a weird food combo in order to get a chubby-cheeked tecchou stuffing his face with sugary rice is very worthwhile

teruko okura (aged up?? ig??? bc children running around a café is odd i think?? wtf is her real age-)

she is NOT made to be in a café with a serene vibe

no bc she picks up fights with everyone who breathes

"hey, idiot, stop breathing so loudly or else i'll come over there and shut you up myself-"

her partner thus keeps a stall in the very corner specifically for her that's far away from the other people 😐

teruko loves sugary and spicy flavors all in one, like a strong cinnamon or ginger, any type of warm drink that smells strongly rly

her partner does that mystical thing with the milk that creates a heart on the surface of the drink that looks so cute 

teruko chugs down the drink without even looking at it 💀

she isn't one for those kinds of gestures, and would much rather physically cling to her partner's side instead

sneaks up from under the counter and then pops up like a weasel with a HUGE smile on her face, the kind of cute smile that is like, showing all of her teeth and SUPER contagious and makes you wanna pat her on the head and hug her

the manager DOES NOT agree with this tho and kicks her out repeatedly. teruko is so close to snapping the manager's neck but her partner intervenes and reminds her that they still need their job

the entire café, teruko concludes, is against her

the powdered sugar gets thrown into her face by an unknown force

salt gets dumped on her hair

she slips on a puddle in the corner

the milkshake machine explodes in her face

it's just NOT her scene

that is the last time she visited her partner while at work, telling them that she's going to be waiting outside once their shift is over bc the pain is NOT worth it

fukuchi ochi

fukuchi barely has time to spend with his s/o, given how much of a busy man he is

so, he'll support them by financing the café itself and making sure they get high-quality ingredients and that the working conditions are acceptable

he does make it a point to ONLY get his coffee from there, tho, but doesn't use it as an excuse to talk to his partner. he's in he gets the coffee, then he's out

for this reason, his partner - who is not an idiot and needs human affection just like the rest of the planet - "suddenly and mysteriously" becomes a klutz

"accidentally" drops the coffee on him as they're serving his order, which leads him to freak out, and then rush to the bathroom to wash it off

apologizing profusely, his partner will follow him to the bathroom and help him out, using this as an opportunity to 1) get him to take off his shirt 😌 2) talk to him

this happens for about 3 weeks before his dense ass realizes that they just want some love

tries this out, showing up and ordering his usual coffee, and then asks them how their day has been

they BEAM at him, and gush about the tiniest things

he won't admit to himself that he loves seeing them so happy like that and that it makes his heart flutter a bit, instead telling himself the next time he stays that he's doing it "out of convenience" or some bs like that

eventually finds himself spending hours in the café just talking to his partner about random things, whether that is during their break or while the s/o is supposed to be working

the manager doesn't have the balls to tell him that they're supposed to be working bc fukuchi supplies like half the financial funds for the place 😍

he might start to be showing up late to hunting dogs' meetings for the next while, but spending the time with his partner has been shown to be more than worth.

tachihara michizou

It's very likely that the café is the place he met his partner, or at least has some kind of emotional value to him

either it's where they first asked him out (bc there's no way he'd make the first move) or maybe he was caught in the rain and his future partner, walking out of the café while holding an umbrella, offered it to him with a bright smile

for this reason, he likes to meet them here as much as possible

HOWEVER, there's an issue with dating tachihara, a big one at that

mid-way through the relationship, he had to go undercover and work for the mafia

since his partner had met him and knew only of his work as being "dangerous" and "top-secret", they understood a bit when he said that he had to go on a business trip of sorts and things would get complicated

tachihara lowkey went into a full-on breakdown bc he had never been loved like that before and felt sick at the idea of leaving, but his partner assured him that they'll be waiting for the day he comes back, and held him in their arms for the entire night, murmuring sweet nothings into his ear and gently kissing his forehead

eventually, he did have to leave. in the beginning, he teared up every night while in the port mafia thinking of his love

so, once he got the mafia's trust and moved along in the ranks, he got more freedom to move around and stuff. eventually, he got so heartsick he found himself subconsciously wandering right in front of the café out of habit

before he could snap out of his trance and get tf out of there, his partner noticed him and pulled him into the tightest hug in existence while sobbing their heart out

tachihara couldn't imagine the pain of saying goodbye for good again

so, he made it a rule to come and visit them on his shifts as often as possible, discreetly for their safety

they a b a n d o n their job and run over to hug him every single time he appears bc they never know if it'll be the last time they'll see him

the manager doesn't really follow the story, but tachihara's partner is one of the harder workers in the café, and the café itself isn't that popular anyways, so there's no point in yelling at them

tachihara isn't picky about what food he eats or what drinks he sips, so long as he gets to hear his partner's voice and be near them (I strongly hc that he has attachment issues)

he orders hot chocolate, even in the summer, and still hasn't shaken off that child-like tendency of chugging it down aggressively and ending up with a chocolate milk mustache, which his partner teases him about every single time

one time, he wasn't vigilant enough and gin - who was supposed to deliver a message from the boss about one thing or another - followed tachihara all the way to the café

saw tachihara kissing some stranger 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

she walked up to him, and his eyes went WIDE. his partner didn't recognize gin for obvious reasons, and thus got embarrassed, climbed off of tachihara and stood back at the counter, and asked her what her order was, since technically the shop was still operating

gin was confused af

she creased her brows at them, shook her head then turned towards tachihara

oh boy tachihara is screwed

at first, his partner thought he'd been cheating on them or something, then thought about it twice and realized that he wasn't the type to cheat on people. so they (not-so-)gently shoved gin out of the way and told tachihara that they "needed a smoke", a codeword for "outside. now. we need to talk"

he told gin that he'd received the message, and to tell the boss that he'll deal with it tomorrow, and then the mafiosa went on her way. 

his s/o demanded an explanation as to who tf that was, and tachihara reluctantly explained that it was someone he worked with

his partner isn't an idiot, they knew that his work was dangerous and that "someone he worked with" would be equally so, and thus they realized by the way he was perspirating with cold sweat and seemed pretty shocked that the girl had shown up

eventually, things were sorted out and no harm was done. tachihara made gin swear she wouldn't tell anyone about his dating situation, and like the frikkin amazing person she is, she agreed.

even though he slipped up that time, he couldn't stop himself from heading back to the café and meeting up with his partner as often as possible

in the end, the risk was clearly worth it

[merajsblog]

jouno saigiku

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jouno was cold. he was domineering and cut off from people. he trusted no one. he always kept a gap between him and everyone else. when the bloodhounds found you, he was expecting that same kind of relationship he had with everyone else.

you hadn’t been doing anything before they found you. you weren’t too versed in the whole interrogation, no trusting anyone, constantly being on your toes. you still slept with the door unlocked, drank whatever drink was handed your way, and had trust in everyone. there was no worry in your mind. when you met him you fell for his smile. he always wore one. the way his eyes crinkled when he giggled and how his smile lines were creasing.

you often made him breakfast in the morning, especially your amazing coffee. at first he was taken aback. things like this didn’t happen unless you wanted something in return from him. but when he complied and drank it and sat at the table waiting to hear why you gave him the coffee, he was confused when you ruffled his hair and walked away to go get ready for a mission. your love language was a good mix of everything but the hardest for him to get used to was physically touching him. because he couldn’t see, he relied completely on his senses. he could sense when you were going to touch him but he was trying to adapt to understand when there was malice behind a touch and when there wasn’t.

when you two were assigned missions together, you got close to the enemy. you wore the same laugh he had heard even when you two were watching a movie together at night (he just listened to the audio). he couldn’t tell and it drove him crazy. he sensed you lean over the counter of the bar, talking to the suspect who was the bartender. you laughed, accepted his drinks and exchanged jokes. he just sat there. he was ready to step in at any moment if needed but he wanted to see you work. when it came down to a fight, you were exceptionally good. you immediately stepped into your stance with ease. you always made short work of your missions.

overtime though, you saw how it was to really live in this life. you killed people, accidents happened. people left. there were days it was unbearable to get out of bed. jouno noticed these, especially when his coffee wasn’t sitting on the counter.

soft knocks could be heard at your door, accompanied by a softer voice jouno wore. his way of trying to make you feel better was by trying to make a version of your coffee. some how though it never worked out..and it always ended in you two always spitting it out at each other and laughing. it made you get up and make proper coffee while jouno sat at the counter, head in his hands, the corner of his mouth curling upwards.

he slowly learned the pattern of exchanging head pats, keeping his hand on your thigh as you fell asleep with your head on his shoulder while you two were lounging on the couch. he learned too what it meant to be soft. you learned what it meant to be harder on the edges. there was no way around that in this line of work. but everything was easier when you were together.

when he went missing after the vampires took him, you were so lost. you didn’t know where to start, you essentially just stood there as people ran past you trying to get out. he always knew where to start. so you did the one thing you didn’t know you could do. the thing that was eating at you since the start. you filled with rage. you needed him like he needed you. nothing was going to get between that, especially not something evil. and you stepped forward, closer to finding the truth.

[quijabored]

Spoilers for S4 and first 2 episodes of S5

Im gonna try to not make this very long because I'm going through a what the fuck moment and I do not know how to process this :D (Finished the second episode and immediately went to Tumblr)

(Spoilers, this is very long ✌️)

With that being said

WHAT THE FUCK???

OKAY UH, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START CUZ LIKE

AAAAAA????

OKAY

OKAY UH

KENJI

HES BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH, GOT STABBED THROUGH THE STOMACH TWICE AND THEN GOT JUST HORRENDOUSLY HURT

LIKE MY POOR BOY

YOSANOS BACKSTORY?? I LOVE IT SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

I HATE MORI SO MUCH

And with my undying hatred for Mori, I can also say he seems incredibly interesting.

I hate that I want to know more about him and I absolutely will, BUT FUCK

Then there was the Agency being split us and-

AAGGHHH IM CRYINGGGG

Not actually, but God damn it I was on the verge of sobbing so many times-

I love this series so much but how the fuck am I supposed to process this-??

ALSO TACHIHARA BEING THE FIFTH GUY LIKE??? AAAA???

I actually hate Fyodor so much oh my god (I want him)

SPEAKING OF FYODOR

SIGMA????

I MET HIM AND LIKE HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE HOW DESPERSTE HE IS AND I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE 3 YEARS OLD THING AND JUST AKSKDHJS

ALSO

ATSUSHI HELPING OUT YET ANOTHER PERSON JS LIKE HE DID TO KYOKA?? LIVE LAUGH ATSUSHI BRO HES SO SILLY

AND THEN WHEN HE WAS FALLING OFF THE SKY CASINO I WAS SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??

I KNEW HE SHOWED UP LATER CUZ OF CLIPS BUT FOR SOME REASON IT JS DIDNT PROCESS AND I WAS GENUINELY ABOUT TO CRY

And then Nikolai saved him :D

LIVE LAUGH NIKOLAI BRO HES SO SILLY

Hes just like me fr except I'm not a Ukranian terrorist :3

ALSO I LOVE TACHIHARA SO MUCH I JUST AAAGHHHHH

JOUNOS KIND OF A BITCH (Ive already signed the adoption papers, I love him so much he seems really interesting-)

AND MY BBG TETCHOU???

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE SEEMS SO SILLY AND EVEN IF HE HASNT HAD MUCH SCREEN TIME I JUST AAAGHHHH

Also fuck Fukuchi

LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A SILLY GUY

"Now I just have to hope no one becomes a character I absolutely despise :3"

YEAH NO I WAS WRONG CUZ WTF

And then during the whole scene where he was talking with Ranpo and he was like "the president trusts you, so do I."

AT THAT POINT IT KINDA CLICKED AND I WAS LIKE "Oh shit its Fukuchi isnt it."

BUT THEN I HAD NOTHING TO GO OFF OF AND I DIDNT WANNA SIT AND THINK IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY IMPORTANT EPISODE

OH BEFORE I START YAPPING ABOUT THAT

RANPO JUST ABSOLUTELY SAVING EVERYONE??? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH MY GOD HE JUST LIKE ME FR

AAAAAA AND THEN THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT FUKUZAWA LIKE AAGHH THEYRE FAMILY :(

AAAA AND THEN POE BEING THERE LIKE AKSHAKJDS SEEING MY SON IN A SUIT WAS SO SILLY ITS LIKE WATCHING YOUR CHILDREN GO OFF TO PROM OR A WEDDING I THINK-

AND THEN POE BEING SUPER HAPPY ABOUT HELPING AND RANPO PUSHING HIM ASIDE PLEASE I LOVE THEM

ANYWAYS BACK TO FUKUCHI

THEN RANPO STARTED EXPLAINING ALL THE EVIDENCE AND I SAT THERE AND I WAS TRYING SO DAMN HARD TO BE LIKE "Pshhhh- No waayy Fukuchis actually a really really really bad person right??"

AND THEN HE WAS

I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH (I dont I love this show it has been my hyperfixation for so long please help I have dreams about bsd this is just like my Danganronpa phase oh dear god-)

AAAAA NO BUT GOD DAMN IT I NEED TO STAB FUKUCHI

ITS REALLY WEIRD CUZ I LIVE LAUGH FYODOR BUT FUKUCHI JUST MAKES ME UPSET

If he doesnt have a good motive Im actually crying, though I get that not all characters are supposed to be redeemable, I just got really attached to Fukuchi really fast and seeing him yap was super silly :(

Fyodor works a lot differently than Fukuchi and I really really do love Fyodor-

Also Nikolai saying he's gonna kill Fyodor? Genuinely wonder if he's even capable of that cuz his ability is able to catch you off guard, but Fyodors such an incredibly silly guy and I wouldn't be surprised if he was able to stop anything from Nikolai

Not only an assassination attempt (Even though I doubt Nikolai would get very far with that-) legit something as simple as trying to scare him-

Also Fyodor understanding Nikolai? Dear gods I love them so much they make me wanna tear out my soul-

Making a little fanart for them and while I'm not sure if I'm actually gonna share it, they are very adorable in their own odd way

Back to the casino scenes, while I absolutely adore Tetchou and Jouno, TEROKUS JUST SO SILLY

PLEASE I LOVE HER SO MUCH I HOPE WE GET TO SEE MORE OF HER EVWN IF SHE DOESNT SEEM VERY RELIVANT TO THE PLOT WHERE IM AT RN

AAAAAA ALSO, S5 EP2 ENDS WITH AKUTAGAWA BEING ON THE SHIP AND AHDKAHSKS

SHIN SOUKOKU CANON EVERYONE

I HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY STARVED OF AKUTAGAWA CONTENT FOR A LITTLE BIT SO SEEING HIM MAKES ME SO HAPPY

AND SEEING HIM WITH ATSUSHI??? EVEN HAPPIER, I KNOW THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG FIGHT TOGETHER AND ITS LIKE AAAA THEYRE WORKING TOGETHER WILLINGLY NOW!! (Kiiind of)

LIVE LAUGH LOVE BSD BUT DEAR GOD ITS MAKING ME GO INSANE

AND BEFORE I FORGET YET AGAIN, I LOVE SEEING ODASAKU MEAN SO MUCH TO DAZAI AND ANGO LIKE AHHHH THIS SERIES MAKES ME SO UPSET IN A GOOD WAY

AND MUSHITARO MAKES ME GO YIPPEE PLEASE I LOVE HIS CHARACTER SO MUCH

ALSO DAZAI BEING ABLE TO CONTROL HIS HEARTBEAT?? WHAT CAN HE *NOT* DO????

And why the fuck does the sky casino look like a beyblade like I love him but someone's gotta get him into an exterior design class

THE INTERIOR DESIGN THOUGH, PLEASE I LOVE IT ITS SO BRETTY LIKE LET ME GO THERE

Just searched up Beyblade to make sure I got the spelling right and what do you mean there's a hello kitty beyblade give it to me

Also Sigma just panicking for half the episode is so fucking relatable

OH ALSO

THE WAY HOW HE SEEMS SO DEVOTED AND LOYAL TO THE SKY CASINO?? I LOVE HIM HE MAKES ME SO SAD

I can't remember if I already mentioned I have adopted him but I have ✌️

He's so silly after I finish my Akutagawa and Fyodor obsession plus actually finish the story (or at least whats written right now) I'm focusing entirely on him

Okay maybe my Aku and Fyodor obsession won't ever subside but if it doesn't I'm making space for him in there-

Live laugh Nikolai I know I haven't mentioned him too much but he's such a silly character and he makes me happy-

AAAA ALSO FUKUCHI HAVING THE PAGE LIKE IM GONNA EAT THAT DAMN PAPER JUST LET THE ADA LIVE IN PEACE-

ALSO GOT SO SCARED WHEN GIN WAS STABBED, GENUINELY THOUGHT SHE WASNT GONNA MAKE IT

Okay I think that's enough yapping for today, might watch another episode might not, but either ways I'm dreaming about it again ✌️

ALSO WHEN I SWITCH TO THE MANGA SINCE S6 ISNT THERE CUZ YK NOT MUCH CONTENT TO WORK OFF OF YET, IM GONNA BE FROTHING AT THE MOUTH EVERY DAMN MONTH FOR NEW BSD CHAPTERS

AHHH I HEARD THAT THERES A NEW CHAPTER RELEASED AROUND EVERY MONTH AND ITS LIKE YK WHAT GET THAT COIN ASAGIRI, ILL WAIT AS LONG AS I NEED

Okay kinda unrelated but I love lucid dreaming so much like what do you mean I can bend reality at my will to make an episode of bsd that shows Fyolai being canon and adopting 3 cats

GOD I CANT WAIT TO BUY THE MANGA (I have to actually save up tho so I gotta wait a bit longer ✌️)

I know I could just find pdf files online but I js really really like reading physically so uh ill get to pdf reading when I get desperate 😋

[darkleysgarden]

Fill In The Colors I Cannot Gaze Upon

Bsd, Suegiku

1k Words

Fluff + Angst

Warning: referenced eye trauma

He wrapped his arms around his knees and held snug.

The wind gently moved through the trees. There were distant heartbeats, footsteps, and other signs of life.

When Jouno was young, he loved to look at the sky. He would count the stars in the sky, figure out what weather it would be the next day off of the color. He loved the skies beauty.

When he lost his sight, he lost many parts of himself. He had to gain back his ability to live properly. His senses needed to be heightened. He had to figure everything out when his vision went out fully.

A pair of footsteps approached behind him. The heaviness of the step and the pattern of which his feet fell helped him determine that it was none other than Tecchou approaching.

The man sat beside him without a word.

Tecchou shuffled beside him.

He opened his mouth to ask why Tecchou had come to sit beside him.

"The sky is beautiful tonight," Tecchou announced. "There are so many stars out."

Jouno nodded. "Yes. What color is the sky?"

"A dark blue mixing with pink."

"Good weather is coming tomorrow then."

"Yeah."

They lapsed into silence. If only for a minute.

"Do you," Tecchou started. "Do you ever wish that you still had your sight? That you could still see the sky."

"Of course," He chuckled. "All of the time. After all, I can't see anything of beauty. I can not even see your face."

"I have light brown eyes."

"What?"

"I have light brown eyes. And I have three little marks beneath my left eye. They make me look cooler, I think. My hair is dark brown. It's really fluffy. In fact, it is a mess. I try to tame it, but it just flies everywhere. And some pieces grow faster than others."

"Really? That must be a struggle."

"It was. I gave up. It just gives me a better overall appearance."

Jouno laughed at the thought.

"Really?"

"Yes."

Jouno placed his hands against the grown and rubbed gently against the grass.

"Is the grass still green?"

"Mostly. Yellow pieces are mixed in. Its starting to dry out a bit."

He smiled.

"And how tan are you?"

"Tanner than most. Yet, I wouldn't say that I am dark."

"I like to try to imagine my surroundings. It's better than seeing nothing."

"I can't imagine only seeing black all of the time."

"I don't see black," Jouno laughed. "I see nothing."

Tecchou sputtered. "Isn't that just black?"

"No, it's nothing."

Tecchou made a few confused noises.

"But.. when you close your eyes, you see black. Wouldn't you just see black?"

"No," He laughed again. "When you close your eyes, you see your eyelids. And plus, it's more dark red. I can't see my eyelids. I can't see anything."

Tecchou shook his head. "I am going to pretend like this makes sense and let it slide for now."

"It is not that confusing."

"It is."

"Okay, okay, how bright are the stars tonight?"

"Bright. Brighter than I have seen them in a long time."

Jouno hums.

"I usually do not look at the sky. You are giving me that opportunity."

"I'm glad."

Tecchou's hand rested on the grass right next to his.

"What other colors do you want to know?"

"What type of top are you wearing? And what is the color?"

"It's dark purple," Tecchou answered. "And it is a hoodie. One without a zipper."

Jouno hummed. "And your pants?"

"Black jeans," Tecchou said. "A singular rip down each knee."

Jouno felt himself smiling.

"I can imagine you a lot better now. Thank you."

"Of course. I may not understand, but that only makes me want to help more."

"I am lost on features a bit. But I have a good understanding. I'm glad you helped me."

Tecchou's hand moved to lay on top of his. He then grabbed the other and pulled them to lay on his face.

"Would this help?"

Jouno gasped.

Nobody had done this much for him. Usually people would find out that he was blind and pretend he wasn't. They would answer little questions, but then not bring it up. Either that or they'd think of themselves as some hero who was going to save him from this disability he didn't know he had.

Tecchou wasn't like either of those. He was taking his time to carefully help him. He wasn't doing it to be selfish. He just wanted to help.

Tears sprung up in his eyes, but he didn't let them shed.

He rubbed his thumbs against Tecchou's cheekbone. It was sharp. His cupids bow wasn't very prominent. His nose wasn't very big or very small.

Tecchou sat there peacefully letting Jouno trace his features.

"I-" Jouno tried. "I think I have a better idea. Thank you."

"Always."

"Thank you."

Jouno felt his heartbeat beating louder.

"Is there anything else you want to know?"

Jouno let out a shaky breath.

"Are you alright?" Tecchou asked in panic.

"Yes," Jouno chuckled. "I'm perfect."

"That's good."

"Your descriptions," Jouno gulped. "You help me fill in that emptiness. There isn't anything I can see. Yet, with how you describe everything, it is almost like I can see it too."

Tecchou gasped.

"I can try and imagine the sky." He let out another shaky breath. "I can try to imagine your face. And it fills up that lack of sight. It gives me something to see again, if only in my mind."

"I'm glad that you feel that way," Tecchou breathed. "People don't understand you, Jouno. And I want to."

"I appreciate that so much. You could not imagine how much I appreciate that, Tecchou."

"I want to understand you. Every part of you."

Jouno's lips tugged into a slight smile.

"Thank you, Tecchou," He said. "Thank you so much."

"Of course," Tecchou giggled. "I am so happy that you appreciate what I am doing."

"I will always appreciate what you do for me."

Tecchou hummed quietly.

"Now. Tell me, Tecchou, is this stone gray, just like I imagine?"

[zukkaoru]

🪢, 🌟, 🎭, 🏳️‍⚧️, and the one that's like... what they're best at bc i forgot that emoji lol + gin and (if you want bc you won't tell me who you wanna scream about) uhhh jouno??? idkkkkkk ilyyyyyyy MWAH

gin

🪢 A headcanon about their family

ryuu has some scattered memories of their parents, but gin has absolutely no recollection of them. all they know about their parents is what ryuu has told them. i also.. kind of like the idea that their mother died either in childbirth or shortly after gin was born from complications with the birth. ryuu knows this but it's a secret he will take to his grave bc he does Not want gin knowing

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

i kind of think they.. don't really have any big desires/dreams. they've pretty much had their course of life laid out for them since they joined the mafia at ~11-12, and that was what rescued them from their life in the slums. that gave both them and ryuu a stable income, food, shelter, etc etc so gin has never really.. stopped to think what they might want outside of that. they're prepared to live and die in the mafia bc the mafia saved them and the only lives they've known are 1. struggling to live in the slums and 2. being with the mafia. there was never any other option in their mind. and the mafia is fine, they have friends there, the money provides more than enough, they're good at what they do. but i also wouldn't say it's the life they would want if they could pick something else ykwim

🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about

gin's lies tend to be more omission of the truth rather than outright lies. they're very good at simply staying quiet and not volunteering information that could be helpful, especially if it means protecting someone they care about. they have a perfect blank stare that makes you believe they have absolutely no idea what you're talking about when they actually have all of the answers you're looking for

🏳️‍⚧️ A gender headcanon

transmasc gin i love you.......

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

i think they're good at copying other people's handwriting. if you need a signature forged, gin is The person to go to

jouno

🪢 A headcanon about their family

my hc is that jouno was. an accident child. they don't have any other siblings and their parents weren't exactly,, Wanting kids. and while they were never outright abusive or detrimentally neglectful, jouno could. kind of tell. especially with their dad i think that they were.. not planned for and a little bit unwanted

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

tecchou. or, more broadly, someone who stays by their side despite them being mean and instinctively trying to push everyone away

🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about

listen to me. jouno will lie about anything and everything and then they will turn around and call out anyone who tries to do the same back to them. jouno will lie about what they ate for breakfast if they think teruko is going to laugh about it for any reason. no they didn't eat lucky charms, they had toast. and sometimes the lies just sort of,, slip out. bc they're a very private person in general so it's just so easy for them to lie about things in order to hide the truth of who they are and avoid questions they don't want to answer

🏳️‍⚧️ A gender headcanon

they are nonbinary!! probably agender, i think they just. don't feel any attachment to gender at all tbh

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

they're very good at remembering little details about people - things that have only been offhandedly mentioned once. typically only the people they care about (i.e. the other hunting dogs) but also if they think some random note on a criminal they're tracking down may be important, they'll subconsciously store it away for late

[maybe-i-dreamt-u]

Red Tipped Feathers Bits and Pieces bc I cannot work on Chapter 8 atm

Jouno used to love reading when he was a kid. Him and his sister couldn't afford going to school so they they tried to make up for it by reading up on everything and anything they could find. They would often sneak into schools' and universities' libraries overnight or during storms and instead of actually sleeping, they would spend the time reading. He was lucky for the immense volume of information his brain could absorb in a short time, because he was never allowed to actually take any books with him, since they were heavy and ultimately useless.

At first, his favourite section to raid was the one with detective novels, but as he got older that developed into criminology text books. His sister had to rip the books out of his hands to force him to read about something else and form a general knowledge of every branch of social and natural sciences.

Tecchou's love for cooking actually started way before working at the bakery. The house he lives in now is in fact his childhood home (his parents moved away to live on the northern sea shore because they couldn't stand the extreme weather anymore) and the layout looked a lot different when he was little, since it had to accommodate three people, not one. Also their garden was much smaller, Tecchou's current garden and animal pens are a very recent addition. That put Tecchou's bed in his current living room/dining room/kitchen. Some of his favourite memories of his early childhood are waking up from his afternoon nap to the room being muggy and smelling heavenly, then immediately sitting at the table to watch his mom finish making dinner. He would ask her about the spices she's using and she would let him taste things before and after seasoning them, she taught him how to hold a knife when he was 7, which he fully believes is part of the reason why he's so good with his sword now, and he's been kneading dough since he was 5, whether for bread, dumplings or cookies, he had them all under his belt since before hitting a double digit age.

When Jouno first met Tecchou, he thought he was the most annoying person on earth. He thought his stories were dumb and his voice was grating his ears and he wished he would just leave him alone. But then the night would come and he would find himself constantly thinking about him, belatedly laughing at his jokes. He realized the only reason he disliked him was the fact that he was mortified of being hurt by him. So his initial hatred slowly transformed into neutrality.

Until he got hurt and Tecchou had to bandage him up. He wasn't sure why the spell worked that way, but injuries he got as a human were transferred to his swan body, and vice versa. So when his wing got impaled, so was his arm during the night. Jouno spent days agonizing, sliding from one fever dream into another, unable to move around because of the pain and he supposed he had gotten insanely lucky to have Tecchou treat his wound with some antibiotic.

Speaking of dreams, Jouno realized he might have a problem with Tecchou a couple months in, after waking up in cold sweat from a wet dream. He was so embarrassed he wanted to kill himself (or Tecchou). He only had about an hour until the sun was rising so he hurried to clean his clothes, and he didn't come out of the forest the entire next day, unable to be around Tecchou.

alr I think that's all for today see y'all later

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

hunting dogs as dark humour jokes bc why not

Jouno: Never break someone's heart, they only have one Jouno: Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

Tachihara: A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. The man responds, "You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue."

Tecchou: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Jouno: None. Historians have suggested most pirates would have been illiterate.

Teruko: What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 km per hour? ITS BUTT

Fukuchi: My favorite Disney film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted backstory.

Tecchou: I threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear.

Tecchou: I have a fish that can breakdance. Just for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Jouno: I was watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked me which one was mine. I replied, "I'm still deciding." They looked horrified.

Fukuchi: Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin! Bram: 🕴

Teruko: What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a body into the trunk of a car!

Fukuchi: Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Tecchou: Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for reaper cushions.

Tecchou: Mom died when I couldn't remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling me to "be positive", but it's hard without her.

Jouno: Want to know how you could make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Tachihara: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Teruko: The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Fukuchi: Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere!

Jouno: My grandfather Fukuchi said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Tachihara: I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

Teruko: They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline.

Tecchou: The other day, Jouno asked me to pass his lipstick but I accidentally passed him a glue stick. He still isn't talking to me.

Teruko: I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Jouno: Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police!

Fukuchi: Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Tecchou: I was drinking a glass of soy sauce and the waitress screamed "does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet" and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

Tachihara: I told my father that I had an imaginary girlfriend. He sighed and said, "you know, you could do a lot better". "Thanks dad," I said. He shook his head and went, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

BONUS:

Nikolai: I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell Fyodor about it, then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.