#live bagel

[ionlytalktodogs]

Controversial take but it’s actually not the job of random disabled people to educate your kids on disabilities. If your child stares, asks a rude question, or gets in the way of a disabled person, the responsibility falls on you to deal with that. It’s not the child’s fault for being curious or uneducated (that is quite literally the JOB of children) but it’s also not the job of a literal stranger to parent your kid for you.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Take a gander at this puppy!! Her name is Bagel!

She is up for adoption in the bay area!

[foreverfeelslike]

The Eras Tour as Eras: Speak Now (x)

[disorganised-bagel]

i need you to see my vision

i'm so sorry i know this is incredibly niche but i can't stop thinking about rtc characters with madilyn mei songs

(more of my unhinged thoughts in this post)

(all songs are by madilyn mei. in order, they are: flesh and bone, the chapel, the brink, nepotism, the milk carton, little long legs, never the muse, call me the bard, dress like a pirate, partner in crime)

[edorazzi]

Happy Halloween!!! 🎃

Little Tracys all dressed up and examining their haul. Featuring uniforms from Captain Scarlet, Fireball XL5, UFO, Stingray, and of course classic Thunderbirds! 💖

[slyandthefamilybook]

I really need non-Jews to get it together. Is "Mizrahi" a fake term and we're just Arab Jews? Or are we culture stealers who came from Europe? For my sanity, I really wish they'd finally decide.

The timeline is thus: There were two cadres of Jews. One was invented in Palestine in 18 BCE when Mary was born, the other was invented at the same time in Ancient Germany. After the Palestinian Jews killed Jesus, they all died. Then 1,915 years later, the German Jews moved to Jordan, stole all their recipes for shawarma, and then invaded Palestine (with the help of Winston Churchill himself)

[jesseistired]

So you’re telling me. These 2 lived together. Slept in the same room. In the woods. Alone. For years.

And they didn’t smooch ONCE???

[shadyhouse]

if anyone is able to throw a few bucks at me so i can buy groceries after work today itd be much much much appreciated 👉👈 anything at all helps

vnm: tobias_leviathan

pp: paypal.me/bewearrr

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[slightlytoastedbagel]

one thing I really love about Wilardo's conclusion is how Zizel being the demon associated with him is expanded on. because I think that was always the one people didn't fully understand compared to Charlotte and Ashe or Sirius and Lime

[snackugaki]

oh y'all thought i was kidding, huh?

(h elp)

EDIT: ... you lucky 10,000 gonna know who the kids from Fort Greene are.

And if y'all wanted to see what we were watching in the early and mid 90s? Here you go:

It had everything, stilted acting so the kids at home can solve a case with the cast before Dora ever put on her li'l backpack, shirts so blousy and long you could hide a circus in 'em, what people thought surfing and chatting on the web was like, people typing that slow back in the day, Salt N Pepa was on this show, a yoooung Julia Stiles, motherfuckin' Samuel L. Jackson played Jamal's dad for an episode

and just for them's that didn't know: Trio and their clan roosted in Manhattan, Spidey is a guy from Queens, Brooklyn got the TMNT and the GW Team

Ghostwriter taught me about cyphers, wordplay, puns and it's rolled downhill from there. UvU ehe

[johnny-simpson]

breaking news: queer best friends are just the female version of Buck and Eddie

[sillysarahsthings]

I'm rarely irritated, but for some reason when I am, people like to bother me (mainly my brothers grr) I feel like an angry bagel.

[disorganised-bagel]

hi, hello, i am very not normal, so here's which madilyn mei song(s) i think fit each rtc character the most

colour coded for your convenience :) and also i thought it looked pretty

constance - partner in crime. i think it very much gives pre-character-development ocean and constance vibes; "you do the talking, sew up my mouth if i can't keep it closed."

sheep in wolf's clothing could also fit, maybe? potentially?

noel - never the muse. "always the poet, never the poetry", etc etc, he longs to be tragic and stuff. i think it fits?

some lines from little long legs also work; "i wouldn't mind rain, or to only speak solely in poetry quotes or a dance, or a ticket to france"

jane - flesh and bone. i will never shut up about her with this song istg, it fits her so well!! "i wish to live outside this hollowed head of mine, did i exist if i was only ever thoughts?" it just!!

some lines from the chapel could also fit her potentially? "i'm missing a time that i've never known" and "i remember a song, i sung along, but how did it go?" kinda give me jane vibes, idk

ricky - dress like a pirate. instinct was to say the milk carton, because. cats. but i think this works too? the whole escapism/imagining sailing away from your life thing? as well as "don't wanna spread any hate or do much plundering to ya", because he's a lover not a fighter? idk

ocean - one man circus. it's currently unreleased, but i thought the snippet here fit her well enough? (that link doesn't really work but just click through the 'wips' highlights until you see the one that says 'one man circus' at the top)

i was honestly stumped for this one tbh. the hare verse of tho i'm a tortoise could also maybe work? idk. she was the hardest lol

edit: i think good ol' hollywood could also maybe fit her? it's also unreleased, but you can listen here. i feel like the "i had dreams of being something" and just. the whole vibe i think fits ocean? idk

misha - the milk carton. i was struggling to think of one for him, and also ik i said this one for ricky too, but i think this fits? "my brain is still at home, home's far away" and "i had it good, and yet i've left and can't retrace my steps" feel fitting enough? like, about how he left ukraine? idk

oh, oh, also let's be friends (reimagined) maybe? "we know we don't fit, but the screen seems like it could be home" kinda fits?? maybe?? idk please help me lol

[goldkirk]

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[existentialcrisistime]

went for a walk to check out the nice new coffee shop near my house

... and then promptly fell over :') maybe today was not a day to leave the house, in hindsight