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noxcheshire · 1 year ago
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Continuously out of containment Pariah Dark, every time you blink he’s there and gone.
And now Danny who somehow got stuck in a teddy bear doll when the jl summoned him. Either done by shenanigans, so it’s his own fault, or maybe during the summoning he was forced into a teddy bear because he tried to deny the summons and latched onto the closest thing possible.
Depending on the situation the responses from PD will differ.
If Danny, through shenanigans, possessed a Teddy Bear then PD will do his best to not scold him because Danny must have a reputation as future King when he will be fully capable of making winning decisions during summons.
If it’s the forced into a Teddy Bear by virtue of a summoning, PD will ignore reputation and go into an immediate rage.
“You dare put my heir into this?!” He holds up the Teddy Bear in The Lion King pose. Danny Bear raises his own little stuffed paws, making a cute squeaky noise.
The Justice League summon the ghost king for something something something like idk think of something.
Instead of the powerful, fear inducing, hardened being that practically screamed other, but that wasn't what they got. The being that stood atop one of the highest peaks of the Infinite Realms, one of the strongest ghosts in the hierarchy and was said to be a tyrant.
What appeared before them was not a being that looked like it belonged to the other side, no, what appeared before them was a small children's toy.
A Teddy Bear.
A sentient and sapient Teddy Bear at that.
A starry cloak tied around its neck, an ice crown that blows faint mist and has a constant, ever shifting constellation atop it, and what was most undoubtedly a ring- that looked more like a bracelet- around its stubby forelimb.
It blinked.
The Justice League stared incredulously.
It looked around.
One of the members cleared their throat.
It walked to the bounds of the circle.
Constantine light up a smoke.
It prodded at the invisible walls of magic keeping it contained with a few light pokes.
Constantine considered the summons a failure, for while it did summon a king, it seemed more like a king from some far-off child's paradise.
With a flicker and then mass spread of flame that rose and condensed into one giant, otherworldly entity. One dressed in medival armor from head to toe, a flaming crown hovering over his head, and a green ring around his finger.
[Pariah Dark entered the chat]
Quickly, yet gently pulling the fall smaller being into the palm of his hand, the league was met face to face with a glare that could give even the Batman a run for his money.
Either the Ghost King had a very weird taste for having alliances or Constatine fucked up the summoning.
[In fact, it twas neither. Danny was the to-be-king but is waaaaaay to young for that role, even though Pariah did in fact anoint him king on a whim after not checking his age, and decided to force his way into each and every summon so that his successor-to-be does not get taken advantage of.]
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basementloser · 8 months ago
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I would've loved an episode in which Danny and Dash switch bodies.
I imagine it happens because Dash is talking to Kwan about how cool Phantom is or something, and at some point he says "Man, I wish I was Danny Phantom!"
Of course Desiree hears this, she appears before him ("So you have wished it, so shall it be!"), and the next day Dash wakes up in Danny's body. Danny Fenton's body. In Danny's room.
At this point he's pretty familiar with Desiree, and he assumes she just heard him wrong, befause Fenton and Phantom do sound alike. ("Huh, how weird! How has no one noticed this before?" We hear Wes screaming in the distance as Dash makes this observation.)
But there is no way in hell that a puny little nerd like Fenton could be Dash's hero, so something must've gone wrong. He decides to find Desiree and correct his wish.
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Meanwhile, Danny (to his horror) wakes up in Dash's body.
He assumes he overshadowed him for some reason, but when he tries to leave, he finds out he doesn't have his powers. He also doesn't feel Dash's presence in the body.
"I know i asked for a growth spurt, but not like this!"
This isn't good.
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Dash makes his way downstairs, and is immediately greeted by Jack Fenton, who has a million chores for him.
"Come on, Danno! Those ghosts I fished out of the ghost zone with the Fenton Ghost Fisher™️ aren't gonna put themselves back!"
Before he can object he is pushed into the lab and has to fight a couple of ectopusses. This goes very badly at first, until Dash remembers the bit of ghost hunting training Danny gave him and his classmates, when they had to rescue their parents from that big pirate ship.
As soon as he's done, exhausted on the floor (Damn, Fenton really needs to work out more!), he hears Jack yelling down the stairs.
"Son, don't forget to change the ecto filtrator! You don't want Amity Park to blow up, do ya?"
More dangerous chores keep getting added for longer than Dash thought was humanly possible.
(At some point Jack gave him some fudge, which helped.)
How does Fenton live like this???
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We switch back over to Danny, who is now looking around Dash's room. He already knew about the cute pink teddy bear collection, but he didn't expect to find what can only be described as a fan shrine to Phantom.
There are newspaper articles, pictures, merch ("Wait I have merch? How come i didn't know that? Who is selling Phantom merch?" it's Tucker), and a poster.
(the b-story of this episode is Sam & Tucker running a Phantom merch line, and trying to stop the Box Ghost from stealing all the boxes of merch.)
Danny keeps looking around Dash's room, and finding out more about him through his stuff.
At some point he finds Dash's diary. He contemplates if he should read it or not, but in the end he decides that since Dash is always such a jerk to him, he doesn't care about morals and reads it.
Reading the diary, Danny starts to feel kinda bad, because in the entries Dash actually seems human. He's insecure, and he actually struggles with a lot. He's afraid to talk about what he's going through.
His parents are very absent, and the A-listers kicked Valerie out when her life wasn't perfect anymore. He doesn't want that to happen to him.
(I personally headcanon Dash as an extremely closeted gay guy with a lot of internalised homophobia, who hasn't stopped trying to convince himself that he's straight, but his struggles could be about anything.)
After reading all that, Danny starts to feel kinda bad for him.
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Over the course of the day ghosts keep showing up to fight or talk to Fenton, and Dash is incredibly confused by this. Also Danny must have a weird cold or something, because he's been exhaling cold air at random all day.
"I AM THE BOX GHO- Hey! Wait! Why are you running away? You never run away. You always trap me in your cylindrical contraption of doOoOoOm!" (The Box Ghost is wearing a Phantom t-shirt, and is holding a box full of other Phantom merch. After Dash runs away, Sam and Tucker appear, chasing the Box Ghost through the street, trying to get the merch back.)
Later Johnny 13 shows up to fight, because he and Kitty broke up for the 4th time this week, and he wants to let out some steam. "Shouldn't you change for our fight, kid?" Change into what? Wait he wanted to fight, right? Dash puts on his gym uniform, and boxing gloves. Johnny looks at him weird, but doesn't question it. They have a little boxing match in the backyard.
Youngblood came by to play astronauts with him, and was very disappointed that Danny didn't fly up to space with him. (Wait didn't that dead kid kidnap Dash's parents??! Also why in the hell does he think Fenton has the ability to fly?????!! And breathe(!) in space?!!!)
After finishing what seems like a billion ghost related chores (and dealing with way too many ghosts), Dash finally manages to get out of the Fenton house, and starts to look for Desiree.
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Danny walks out of Dash's room, and runs into Dash's dad. He opens his mouth, but he doesn't seem to care about what he's going to say. "Son I am so incredibly disappointed in you." the dad starts, then continues to list all the reasons he is a huge disappointment who should try harder. "Those weird little bears in your closet!" and "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
The whole interaction is horrible, and makes Danny appreciate his own parents (weird as they may be) so much.
Dash's mom also berates him about being a disappointment, because they found his Phantom collection ("He is a GHOST, Dash! He's dangerous!"), and because his grades are so low. ("What do you mean tutor? Just study harder!")
They threaten to take Pookie away if he doesn't get his shit together.
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At some point Danny has deduced that this body situation must be some ghost bullshit, and he decides to go to Fentonworks.
Then he runs into Dash in his body, and they have a little spiderman moment
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After the internal shock and "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BODY GET OUT!"s have gone around, Dash tells Danny what happened.
Danny informs Dash that most of Desiree's wishes become permanent after 24 hours. They decide to team up to get Desiree to undo this wish before that happens.
It's noted that Dash didn't say the word "puny" or any other insult, when he says "I really don't wanna stay in your body.".
We see a compilation of Danny and Dash searching Amity Park for Desiree, and other wishes she has granted. They fight off a couple of small ghost things together.
(during this compilation we see Sam and Tucker chasing the Box Ghost around. "How is he this hard to catch?? We've done this millions of times already!!!" -"Well maybe if you didn't drop the fucking thermos!")
After the fight, Dash sighs and says "Man, I had no idea how difficult your life is, Fenton. I've only been living it a day and it sucks."
they have a little heart to heart, and Dash sincerely apologises for bullying Danny so much.
"why did you want to be Phantom anyway? I assume his life isn't that easy either." Danny says.
"I dunno, man. I just thought it would be cool to be, y'know, going ghost."
White rings appear around Dash. He turns into Phantom.
they have another moment like this:
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"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"I"M- I- YOU- YOU'RE PHANTOM??!!!"
"NO! YES! NO TIME! FIGHT HER!!!"
Because of course, this is the moment that Desiree appears, and starts fighting them.
"I dont know how!!!"
The beginning of the fight is very awkward, with Dash not knowing how Danny's powers work, and Danny not being used to fighting Desiree without his powers.
Eventually they get the hang of it, with Danny telling Dash how to activate and use certain powers in the moment, and they defeat Desiree.
All the wishes get undone, and they suck her up into a thermos.
After that, they talk about Danny being Phantom. Danny tells Dash the story of how he died got his powers, and Dash shares some of his secrets with Danny so they're "even". (it's some stuff that wasn't in Dash's diary. Danny doesn't mention that he read that, but that can be conflict in a later episode)
They aren't friends yet, but it's a start. Now that he walked a mile in Danny's shoes, Dash feels so bad about bullying him all those years, and he starts to question his life choices. (start of a Dash redemption arc i guess). He promises to stop bullying in general, and help out Danny however he can. (He also promises to not tell anyone about Danny's secret identity.)
(The episode ends with Sam and Tucker, having finally caught the Box Ghost, only to realise that in the chase/fight all the merch got way too messed up to sell, so it was all for nothing. Tucker throws the thermos down in frustration, the Box Ghost gets free, grabs the Phantom shirt he wore earlier, yells "BEWARE!" and flies off. Sam sighs and gets ready to start chasing him again, but Tucker stops her. "I give up. Let him have the fucking shirt.")
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pyrrhicraven · 1 year ago
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as promised part two of my nice to fics ask
Just so everyone is aware I have been online for many years and have over 100 fics, some of which are just collections of short stories. Like I have spent my life writing and this was not easy. I even took off stories because I just couldn't do them all lol
Savage This was something I was uncertain of what to do with and yet at the same time I love the bones of it, knowing full well that I can’t do it justice but still willing to try anyway and honestly the pairing was Pac-Man I wanted to write something dark as I was in a bad mood and this was born which is a great outlet for anger, as for the pairing I laughed when I first thought of it and then wait…but what if? lol Alchemy: This story is amazing, assuming I can finish it lol as for the pairing I find it to be rather fascinating because I know Maddie wouldn’t cheat on Jack but what if she had the capacity to? What if it was with a ghost who was smart in his own right? Blind And Frozen The start of a wonderful fic, and honestly, I couldn’t be happier that I started to write this, the pairing? That’s a little harder lol I like how protective they are of each other and how I portrayed Obi-Wan’s eventual acceptance of Ahsoka’s emotions and his own eventually. Nova: The basis for this is possession, which is such a fascinating subject, the pairing well I was already writing them. This shredder is hurt, and Raph is the perfect teddy bear for him! Light Of Dawn This is one of my Secret Santa fics and while Vlad and Danny are implied there is no actual pairing in it 😊 Change me: A cute water balloon fight that I squealed over several times lol and Danny and Vlad are just too cute in this one lol Begging to Bleed this fic was all about the pairing and how they are growing romantically as Danny defends his actions against Sam who is one of his best friends! Teeth another fic from my Midas Touch series, showing that Vlad wants this to be real, that he can trust, and Danny bless him helps Vlad through a panic attack. Phantom Caress: One of my more massive Danny Phantom fics, I love this fic but it’s kind of gotten a mind of its own lol as for the Pairing again Danny and Vlad, I like when they connect on an emotional level and it this they don’t disappoint me. Midas Touch another one of my what in the world fics I love writing a hurt Vlad and when I thought up this what if it allowed me to write a bit of horror which I don’t do often and was nice. Danny is very protective of Vlad once he figures out what’s going on and I adore that for them, that Danny would be the caring one 😊 Horizon of Yesterday Finally I wrote creepy Anakin thanks to this fic and I love that for him in this lol it’s also my first Padme/Cad Bane fic and I like how their friends in this I like that it isn’t all sex for them but it’s not like their a couple either which I enjoy writing. Ice Cold Hands: A horror story attempt lol I like the idea! No pairings for this one.
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goliath-de-senfina-sango · 5 years ago
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HAPPY NEW DECADE MY DUDES! IT IS WODENSDAY AND I BRING YOU GHOSTS!
Nerds chat, big sisters are consulted, ghosts are fought, magick is performed
“You know, Danny, one day you have to do something that isn’t mind-blowingly awesome,” Tucker said.  “One of these days it’ll happen. You’ll say something plain and boring, not ‘I’ve been to the moon’ or ‘I found the ghost that was haunting my locker and made fast friends with him’.”  Tucker didn’t really mean that of course, he wasn’t sure Danny was capable of doing something that wasn’t impressive. Then again that might’ve just been because Tucker thought everything Danny did was impressive.  They were flying over Amity Park on hoverboards controlled by their gloves, all because of Danny.
“Tucker, please,” Danny scoffed, “It’s not that what I say will be something dull and normal, it’ll just be what our new normal is pretty soon.”  Danny had his hood up, somehow, and didn’t both wearing his helmet. Unlike Tucker, he didn’t actually need it to keep safe in the air. He wove around Tucker in circles before diving for the park, a cheer on his lips.  Tuck dove after him, and soon enough a monochrome figure came into view, blurry at the edges but his face matched his yearbook photo easily enough. The two skidded to a stop and hopped off their boards - which took more effort than was convenient, he’d have to figure out a way to fix that - and Danny held up a hand for a high five.  Sidney flinched back a bit and Tuck cleared his throat.
“Danny, high fives were invented around the ’70s.  Sidney is from the 50s.” Tucker slapped Danny’s hand to demonstrate and grinned.  “It’s just a greeting, like a handshake but faster. Hi, I’m Tucker Foley.” He held out his hand and Sidney stared at him.  “I’m the furthest thing from a bully.”
“Tucker is the geekiest guy in the world.”  Tucker stepped on Danny’s foot for that, grinning at the yelp he received.  “That’s a compliment you dork!”
“Sidney Poindexter,” he finally shook Tucker’s hand, and smiled.
“So, Sidney, how’s it been, finally being back on Earth?”  Leave it to Danny to ask the awkward question.
Sidney just lit up like a christmas tree though and spread his arms out to gesture at the park.  “It’s been amazing! Everyone looks so different and all the cars are so much faster and sleeker than before - colorful too!  I’ve never seen so many different kinds of people just hanging out with each other! Though there’s a lot I don’t understand, and I guess that’s just how the future is supposed to feel but goly these rectangles people are tapping on seem to do a lot .”
“Yeah, different time periods make for pretty different experiences,” Danny mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck.  “Speaking of experiences, what’s it like on the other side?” On one hand Tucker wanted to smack Danny with his hat for that, but on the other he understood wanting to know.  They weren’t exactly about to go through the portal to find out and get lost.
“Oh.  Well uh, for a while I was just floating around in the green void, passing through doors and islands and buildings and even other ghosts.  According to some Will O Wisps I wasn’t really a ghost yet, just a soul that got stuck in the Infinite Realms.” Danny had pulled out his journal, looking at Sidney intently and Tucker knew the look on his face.  Danny was hyperfocused by now. “That’s what it’s called, by the way, the Infinite Realms. Cause it goes on forever n ever and apparently anybody from everywhere can end up there. It felt like I was in there for years before enough of the uh…”
“Ectoplasm?”  Danny held up a hand and with visible concentration silvery green light jumped between his fingers and wrapped around them like a blanket.
Sidney snapped his fingers.  “Yeah, ectoplasm! Enough of it bonded to me that I could touch things around me again, which was swell!  It was pretty scary too, though, cause anything can become a ghost…”
“Huh… like dragons, and jersey devils and chupacabras?”  Tucker snorted at Danny, rolling his eyes.
“What, have you met bigfoot?”
“No, but I did meet the Fiskerton Phantom, and a komodo dragon that can turn invisible.”
“Like I said, scary stuff.  But uh, ghosts can make these things, places, called Sanctuaries where they can be safe, which is what most of the islands and stuff in the Realms are.  And I managed to make one, and I was safe from most of the more dangerous ghosts out there! But… that safety didn’t really last.”
“Did you go through a portal and end up trapped in your mirror somehow?”  Sidney flickered like static and laughed, a hollow sound that made Tucker shiver and his skin crawl.
“Oh wouldn’t that’ve been better?  No, I messed up. I hadn’t listened to the ghost with the blue dress and blonde hair that told me how making a sanctuary works - or I guess I didn’t ask enough questions about it.”  Sidney’s eyes flickered red and Tucker felt a tug in his hand, looking down to see his helmet was glowing green. “It was based on my memories .  The most recent ones too, so I ended up in my own Casper High with a bunch of… I dunno, echoes or shadows of the bullies from my life and by the time I realized what had gone wrong I couldn’t get out.”  Sidney wrapped his arms around himself and Tucker was absolutely about to lose hold of his helmet.
“Sidney, would you like a hug?  Cause you sound like you need a hug.”  Danny spread his arms wide open for Sidney, and over the din of insults and jeers and horrible laughter that Tucker could hear from Poindexter, he could hear the ebb and crash of waves on a beach coming from Danny.  Sidney blinked, looking up at Danny with wide eyes and for a few moments he didn’t do anything. Then he nodded and was being pulled into the inescapable warmth of Danny’s hug.  
“Dang, that sounds like a job for Jazz.  She can use her super psychology powers to help you out.”  Tucker set down his helmet, which was no longer about to fly away, and pulled the Fenton Finder™ out of his jacket - which Tucker had figured out how to add a porta pocket to while he was building the tangibility modulator.  When he looked up, Sidney was far more solid looking and Danny was staring at him like he’d handed him the moon and said it was his. “What?”
“Tucker Foley, you absolute genius! ”  Danny’s arm swung out and Tucker was dragged into the hug.
“Okay, I absolutely am a genius, but what did I say?”
“Sidney, I have an older sister named Jazz - who you cannot tell about my ghost half by the way, that’s a big secret - and like, a hug is good for a lot of things but having someone to talk to is way better!”
Sidney squirmed in the embrace and phased out of it, leaving Tucker to his fate of being pressed against his best friend like a teddy bear.  “I uh. I dunno about that. Last time I had someone to talk to it was the guidance counselor and that uh.  Well let’s just say my death was more than just bullies being too rough.”
Oh, Tucker did not like that at all.  “I promise you, Jazz is 500 times better than that.  She’d never hurt anyone that needs her help like that.”
Sidney still looked sceptical but Danny let go of Tucker and lowered his voice to something soft and sure.  “Sidney, Jazz is my big sister. She’s literally always trying to make sure I’m feeling as good as is humanly possible in the face of all the weirdness our parents have put us through.  When I was 7 and she was 9 the christmas turkey came to life and she fought it off because I was too small to fight at all and then she taught me what she knew about martial arts. There’s not a thing in the world I wouldn’t trust Jazz with, and you should trust her too.  But, I can’t make you trust her and I still have to ask her if she’ll do it.”
Sidney took a breath, fully opaque for once, and gave Danny a shaky thumbs up.  “Sure.”
“Awesome as that is,” Tucker said, raising the Fenton Finder.  “I need to scan you so we can make sure that the security system doesn’t shoot you if something bad happens in the school.”
If there was any one chore that Jazz would happily dump on her little brother were he there for her to give it to him, it was moving boxes of scrapped experiments to the shed.  Danny very clearly needed the exercise and Jazz didn’t, and it was tedious. She was a good older sister, she deserved a bit of pettiness. Besides, it meant that she could only give Spike half of her attention as he complained about his little brother cryptid hunting.  “Tell Wes that even if he’s right, he shouldn’t endanger the cryptids by trying to show them off to humanity. If you appeal to his empathy he’ll probably either actually stop, or at least stop coming to you about it so that you don’t try and guilt him for what he’s doing.”
“Wouldn’t expect that kind of manipulation from you, Jazz.  Is that what you do to get your brat to be quiet for five seconds?”
“First of all, I’m studying psychology Spike.  I know how people work.” She set down a box of broken tools and failed devices that would only see the light of day as melted down and repurposed scrap in some other experiment.  “Secondly, how dare you insinuate I don’t find Danny’s info dumps about space interesting. It’s adorable and he’s very informative.”
“Uh, rude?  I’m not cute, in the slightest.”  Jazz turned to see Danny pouting in the doorway with his arms crossed over his chest.  “I’m a total badass.”
“Badasses can carry all this scrap from the lab to the shed, shorty.”
“Heck, aren’t you clever?  Like, the best at thinking up any response to anything.  You know, I uh. I have something you might not have the perfect answer for.”  Danny’s hands were stuffed in his pockets now and his shoulders were hunched. This was important.
“Spike, I’ll talk to you later.  Remember, morality!” Jazz hung up and ruffled Danny’s hair, grinning at the pout he gave her.  “So?”
“So,” he said back, rocking on his heels.  “You don’t like, agree with Mom and Dad about ghosts, right?”
“Well, it’s kind of hard to disagree they exist when I shot one off of you, little brother.  I’d be pretty bad at the scientific method if I ignored proof right in front of my eyes.”
Danny huffed a laugh and shook his head.  “No no, I mean like… what they think of ghosts.  You don’t think they’re all ‘evil’ for being ghosts, right?”
Jazz rolled her eyes.  “Danny there’s no such thing as evil.  I may have been… less than correct about ghosts existing but I do know that Mom and Dad know nothing about psychology.”  She watched some of the tension in Danny’s posture die down and poked his stomach.  “Why?”
“Right,” he said and took a breath.  “So, if I were to show you, hypothetically, someone in need of therapy who may or may not be a bit deceased-”
“Can someone only be a bit deceased but otherwise ok?”
“You’d be surprised,” he huffed.  “Enough that it’s obvious anyway? Would you, hypothetically, be able to help?”
Jazz rolled that over in her head a bit.  Danny had found a ghost that disproved their parents’ hypothesis - or prejudiced stereotype, a toss-up if any - and felt they needed psychiatric help but didn’t trust any Amity doctor not to call the Fentons or try to charge the dead a fee.  That or he was fucking with her, but Danny was bad at hiding his distress and the longer she stayed silent the more he fidgeted.
“So whose ghost are you asking me to help out?  I’m not Mom and Dad but I do have every right to worry about a stranger you’re inviting into your life.”  Danny sighed and relaxed more than he had in a while around her. Jazz couldn’t help but smile, even as she was crushed in a hug.  “Lungs.”
“You’ll be fine and his name is Sidney Poindexter.”  Danny squeezed her one more time before letting go.  “According to Tucker, he’s the guy who used to have my current locker.”
“You have a haunted locker at school… why am I not surprised?”  Jazz shook her head, covering her face with her hand. “Sidney Poindexter, that kid who reportedly suffered the most bullying in the history of the school and … ok, wow, he really would need therapy if he were to hypothetically come back to the land of the living.  I wonder where I might find him?” Danny didn’t need to hear any of the less pleasant details of that story unless Sidney chose to tell him.
“No clue.  When I finish coming up with that hypothetical part of the situation I’ll tell you.”  Danny fired her a pair of finger guns and backed away slowly, somehow not tripping over his own feet like the last time she saw him do that.  “Later Spazz.”
“Remember not to smear your weird UV paint all over your jacket, Picasso.”
“THOSE WERE NOT SMEARS, IT WAS ART,” he said, and Jazz held onto the door while she laughed.
“I’m worried about Danny.”  Jazz had to wait until lunch and sped through eating just to find him, but she’d tracked down Vice-Principal Lancer and he agreed to walk and talk.  “He’s been through a lot lately, what with tests and bring hunted by a robot like an animal and social pressures and I know it’s getting to him.”
Lancer arched a brow and sighed at her as they turned a corner.  “Have you tried talking, Jazz? It’s the staple of human survival, communication, and all kinds of relationships.”
“I’d talk with him if I could, Mr.Lancer, but I’m his older sister and I’m afraid Danny’s reaching a point in his life where you keep things from your family while you try and figure it out on your own to be more independent.”  If Jazz noticed Lancer giving her a pointed look, he hadn’t verbally acknowledged her glasshouse so she could throw as many stones as she so pleased. They stopped and Lancer fished out a ring of keys. “He wouldn’t talk to me about this, probably wouldn’t even listen when I try and tell him to open up to someone.  Also, why are we heading into the guidance counselor’s office? Have you gotten a license in that as well?” It was a joke among the upperclassmen that Lancer was at least vaguely equipped to substitute teach literally every class in their underfunded school.
Lance snorted and flipped through keys.  “No, Jazz, we’ve actually finally managed to grab a guidance counselor.  You know I can’t do everything around here.”
“You most certainly seem to.”
“Be that as it may, Jazz, he may listen to me and I’ll try talking to him but have you considered this all is- Great Gatsby!”  Jazz turned away from Lancer to see what startled him and felt every muscle in her body lock up in shock.  The room was a mess, burn marks reminiscent of Dad’s latest weapon going off randomly at home littered the walls, the desk was flipped upside down and acrid smoke met her nostrils nearly choking her.  Or maybe she had simply stopped breathing when her eyes landed on the figure in the center of the room, green light radiating from their form in all directions casting eerie shadows everywhere and wide green lights bright as torches shone from underneath a cloud of white and above a mass of black and white material.  They pulled a black hood up over their curly white hair and a masculine voice hissed out a quiet, forceful and slightly reverberating, “ Shit. ”
Holding up his hands, the figure’s eyes dimmed slightly and Jazz could make out bright blue skin tinged with a bit of green.  “Now I know what this looks like, but I promise there’s a perfectly logical explanation.”
“You’re a ghost.”  Jazz wasn’t asking a question, her voice pitched up in a desire to be horribly wrong more than curiosity.
“Lab Safety is important.”  The green light flickered, a blue face made indistinct by the light show and the shadows of the hood visibly cringed and Lancer gasped in horror in front of her.  “I know that maks this illogical by default.”
“That depends,” Jazz said slowly while reaching into her pocket and fishing for a small tube of what would look like lipstick to anyone else, “on why you trashed the room.  This does look pretty-”
“Jasmine what are you doing!?”  Lancer hissed, and while Jazz was certain he meant the talking in general, the light in the boy’s eyes shifted toward her hand.  He sucked in a superfluous breath and vanished from sight while Jazz let off a litany of swears in her head.
“I was trying to get some information from him, Mr. Lancer.  He had an explanation apparently and I wanted to hear it.” Jazz dropped the lipstick tube back into her pocket and crossed her arms.  “Didn’t you just tell me that communication is important?”
“Important as it is, Jasmine,” Lancer said with what Jazz recognized as a lecturing tone and decided that she already didn’t like what he had to say. “That was a ghost and I do believe the experts - your parents - have advised us all to avoid grabbing the attention of a ghost unless we want to become one.”  Of all the times for anyone to actually acknowledge her parents’ work and knowledge and it was now?
“With all due respect, Vice Principal Lancer, I think that of all things to listen to my parents about for once, their biased prejudice against all things ghost is hardly the one to believe.  If everyone that died was malicious then the second they got a way into the living world we’d be overrun and there wouldn’t be a living world anymore.”  Gesturing to herself and a staring Lancer she drawled, “I’d say we’re proof that my parents are wrong.”
While Lancer tried visibly to come up with an intelligent response to that, Jazz flicked on the lights and gave the room a closer look than she had before.  Walking around she noticed the tiniest drops of ectoplasm lingering near where the burn marks were, and just under the desk. Pulling out a vial or three and some cotton swabs, Jazz put away a few samples to check over later.  Even if she didn’t want to so much as acknowledge that her parents were right about ghosts existing, or fight them, she wasn’t going to bury her head in the sand and ignore all the evidence that said she needed to either get someone else to do something or do it herself.  What’s one more thing to steal my sleep away?
She turned to a puzzled Lancer and cleared her throat.  “It looks to me like a fight was happening here. A teenaged boy venting his anger over being d-” Breathe and don’t think about it.  “In his particular situation would go somewhere he probably won’t get caught, not a school with a security system made specifically to shoot until he’s a bubbling pile of green sludge upon activation.  I wish I knew what he was fighting and why but unfortunately he saw me reaching for a weapon and bolted.”
“Reaching for a weapon, Jazz?”  Heaving a sigh she met the arched brow on Lancer’s face with a very practiced look she gave teachers that tried to paint her as being wrong about something.
“Principal Ishiyama said that we can use them in emergency situations and while I hardly share my parents’ opinion that all ghosts are malevolent mindless creatures, a teenager made of thoughts and emotions that just finished fighting isn’t someone I want to talk to without an option to defend myself.  I’m safe around other human beings because I practice several martial arts, not because everyone is harmless.”
“That’s rather… pragmatic of you, Jazz.”  Lancer let out a breath and the tension left his shoulders.  He clasped a hand on her shoulder and Jazz was lead out of the destroyed room.  “I personally feel that you need to speak with someone about all of this as much as Daniel does.  After all, it is happening to you too.”
“I appreciate your worry, Mr. Lancer, but it’s not necessary.”  Jazz smiled at the man. “As much as I’m sure this guidance counselor will be great for the other students, I have someone I can talk to already.”
“That’s good, Jazz.  Still, if you need any help I’m certain that Ms. Spectra will be happy to give it to you.”
"She saw me.  She saw me in a busted up room with my hands glowing, and I shit you not, she reached for a weapon."  Danny paced in Tucker's room with his hood down and hands wildly gesticulating. “Now she and Mr. Lancer probably think I’m some destructive monster.  There’s no way I could’ve made a worse impression.”
“Well,” Sidney said from his spot reclined in the air and watching Tucker play God of War, “when I first met you I thought you were bullying someone.”
“Plus,” Tucker chirped as he attempted, fruitlessly, to fight a Valkyrie, “you could’ve accidentally shot them.  Much worse impression.” Kratos died on screen and Tucker growled to himself, lifting his controller to toss it and dropping it with a grimace instead.  “That thing really fucked up my arm, huh?”
Danny sucked in a breath and held up a hand, pulling out bands of silver and green light from his center, gathering it above his palm as best as he could.  It flickered and slipped out of his grasp every few seconds, like trying to hold water in a barely cupped hand. “I could try healing you?”
“Danny,” Sam drawled while putting down her book, “are you sure you know how to do that?  It looks like your ectoplasm is glitching through you instead of listening to you.” Danny observed his arm, focusing on the first plane of existence as hard as he could, and huffed a sigh in agreement that it did look like a patch of glitchy green and white around his hand.  “Hold out your hand, and Tucker hold out your arm for me.” The boys obliged and Sam held out a hand of her own, eyes closed, and pinched the ectoplasm haphazardly flowing around Danny’s hand. Danny’s eyes widened as she pulled the silvery light out of him and into her own aura, a few words being muttered in Hebrew as it flowed through her body to the other hand, and into Tucker’s arm.  When the light faded, Danny felt tired and hungry, while Tucker looked far more relaxed than he had in a while. “Viola.” 
Tucker looked from his arm to Sam and back several times, flexing and stretching the appendage.  “Sam, I cannot emphasize this enough, holy shit. ”  Sam grinned smugly at them while Danny, Tucker, and Sidney all stared at her in awe.  “How did you do that?”
“I put forth some effort and actually looked into this ghost stuff from an angle that wasn’t the Fentons’ research.  That lead to magick, which leads us to this.” Sam held up her book Magick: the Life Blood of the Earth.  “I had a feeling that using Danny’s ectoplasm might warrant immediate effects, especially since he was focusing on trying to heal Tucker.”
“Right,” Danny drawled.  “Next time ask me first? I feel hungry enough to eat a whole pig right now.”
“Mom ha-
“But with like, vegetables and stuff because I value my health.”  Tucker stuck out his tongue and Danny laughed.
“Tucker, do you have a flashlight?”  Everyone turned to look at Sidney and Tucker shrugged, pulling a miniature flashlight out of his pocket and handing it over.  Sidney turned it on and pointed it at Danny’s face. “I’ve got an idea.”
“Care to share that idea with the class, Sidney?”  Tucker picked up his controller and chuckled as he started up the fight anew.  “Is Danny supposed to photosynthesize?”
“Basically, yes!”  Danny blinked a few times and tilted his head.  “Ghosts are all made of ectoplasm, which drains pretty much anything of energy around it like a plant taking in sunlight, but some ghosts use particular forms of energy to sustain themselves, and when you were trying to heal Tucker everything got all dark, so I thought you might run better on light than just on the heat in the room.  Better for your body if your ghost half isn’t sucking all the life-sustaining heat from it, right?” Everyone stared at Sidney for a long beat, trying to process what he’d said. Danny held out his hand and pinched the beams of light coming toward him. After a moment of consideration, he imagined himself drinking the light and the flashlight immediately went dark as it flowed into his hand.  “See?”
“Sidney, you’re a genius!”  Danny pulled Sidney into a hug and beamed.  Then he started pulling on the strands of light racing through the air that he was sure no one else could see, absorbing what he was certain were the higher frequency gamma and uv lights around him.  In moments the room looked the way it had before he’d gained his new Sight and for a moment Danny felt like he was going to vibrate out of his skin. When he looked around the room however, he couldn’t help the pang of sadness that came with the lack of all those beautiful colors that only he (and Sidney he supposed) had been able to see.  “I think I’ll save doing that for when I’m desperate, but that’s awesome to know!”
“So not only are you ghosts, but you’re also plants.”  Tucker snorted. “No wonder Sam likes you so much.” Sam bopped him on the head with her book as he picked up his controller and he made an offending noise, which everyone ignored.
“Speaking of ghosts, I think I’ve just figured out a way for you to kill two birds with one stone, Danny!  If we go on patrol with the Fenton Finder™ to find the blob ghost that tried to kill us and catch it before it hurts anyone, we can capture an aggressive ghost and show the public - and your family - that ghosts aren’t all evil.”
Danny frowned, watching Tucker get his butt handed to him by Kara on screen for the 28th time, and considered that.  The shapeshifter was definitely going to hurt someone if they didn’t do anything about it and Danny knew his folks would jump on any amount proof that ghosts were all evil, likely to claim that this second malevolent spirit was a clear pattern of spiritual behavior.  They didn’t need more help sowing anti-ghost sentiments among whoever thought they weren’t entirely crazy, and he didn’t need more harassment from the asshats who thought they were and that he probably was by extension. Ugh. “Tuck, where are you on figuring out who the guy is?”
“Did you seriously think I could find out who this sentient blob of green slime with fangs and glowing red eyes that apparently shapeshifts is supposed to be?  With what, ghoulgle?” Sidney chuckled and Sam laughed, shaking her head. “I’m a genius, obviously, but I’m not a wizard, Danny.” Danny’s shoulders slumped and he sighed.  “Unless..”
“Unless?”  Sidney and Danny echoed.  Tucker looked at Sam’s book and so did the other boys, the idea sparked in their minds.
“Danny and Sidney combined aren’t going to have enough power to help me see through space and time to find out who this shapeshifter was.  If we really wanna know, we’ll have to catch them and ask them through the thermos.”
“Alright, that’s fair.”  Tucker lost in the game once more and turned the HorrorStation off.  “Y’know what, sure. Let’s go hunt a ghost. I’m up for a fight we can actually win.  Sidney, you in?”
“I-uh I’ll leave the fighting to you guys.  I’m gonna give this youtube thing a try and see what I can learn.”  He smiled and waved them off, and the trio shrugged, heading down the trap door to Tucker’s room and waving his parents goodbye.
While Sam and Tucker took their hoverboards to the air, Danny found the nearest alleyway and made sure no one was there to see him.  He took in the sight of the vivid indigo surrounding him and reached inside for the ectoplasmic green and pearlescent white inside of him, watching it unfurl over his body in a flash and carve away at the ties between him and the Earth.  He lifted off the ground and shook himself, sure that he’d never get used to it, before flying up to where Tucker and Sam were waiting for him with the Fenton Finder™ already out and his ectosignature blocked from it.  At his insistence, they decided to search together in a group since splitting up was for the idiots getting picked off in a horror movie.  Danny let himself slip into the space between spaces, where the background light of the world was blue and violet refusing to blend properly into indigo but just as intense as the indigo had been, if not more.
After an hour of searching, Danny saw a green dot at the edge of his full-body vision and the radar picked up on an ectosignature.  They all dove toward the music store where people were beginning to run while screaming their heads off, and Danny dove through the illusion people called a wall foot first, slamming into the shapeshifter mid snarl.  “Whoa there, flubber!” Danny ducked a swipe of claws and smirked. “I know jello can dance if you play loud enough music in front of it, but I didn’t know you wanted to. Screaming isn’t music unless it’s a Metallica song, man.”
Tucker and Sam burst through the doors and Sam opened fire, striking the blob while charging it like the crazy person she was.  It lunged at her, knocking over a shelf on its way, and Sam barely avoided a bladed arm cutting her head off, though her leg was nicked and she fell to the ground with a litany of swears that Danny couldn't understand.  Tucker shot the arm as it retracted into the shapeshifter and Danny dove between the angry monster and his best friend just in time for a fist the size of both of them to knock them into another shelf full of CDs. “Damn, we just fixed my arm and now my back is fucked up, Tucker groaned as he and Danny stood.  Danny saw red.
Light and heat and power gathered above Danny’s palm like a raging river into a whirlpool, while Sam shouted insults at the shapeshifter.  “Did anyone order a snot rocket?” His blast connected, knocking Discount Venom back into the help desk. An arm whipped out and caught Danny by his leg, slamming him into the ground and dragging him toward the ghost, bumping his already pounding head against every surface it could on the way.
“Aren’t you just the cleverest little bloodthirsty mutant?”  Well, they finally heard it’s high masculine voice and Danny already hated the sound of it.  “I actually felt that, you little freak.”
“If you think I’m the freak here, then you haven’t looked in the mirror lately,” Danny spat.  “I know it’s hard, but you have to acknowledge that some people have actual bodies.”
“Such a sharp wit to go with those sharp teeth, too!  Oh, but don’t worry, ghost kid, being a ghost isn’t what makes you so violent, clearly.”  Danny heard the whine of an ecto pistol and sucked in a gasp as he was chucked into the air at the same time that a blast was fired.  PAIN .  “Just ask your little murderer!  That’s twice she killed you now, isn’t it?  You really should let the other kid get a shot if you can, would-be witch.”  The blob’s voice grew distant and muffled as pain filled everything inside of Danny, and while he didn’t remember returning to human form, he knew that it was blood on his back, not ectoplasm.  His vision went dark, indigo, then blues and purple, then everything was a beautiful and impossible Lilac, and he could see and hear the stars calling out to him. He reached out and accepted their pull away from the pain in his body.
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Ghost emoji ratings
Until the day my cute and precious aye-ayes get much-deserved love and are #blessed with their own emoji, the next best emoji to rate is my beloved Gothic Ghostie.
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Imma just start this saying that I don't get why the ghosties are constantly plagued by the notion that sticking their tongues out is the same thing is haunting. I want spooky, not spoopy. On the other hand, Tito would love his stink eye. You can tell this is a sincere stink eye. You best-a believe that the creepy taunting ghostie you're hearing down the hall rattling his chains is calling you, "sssSSSHHHOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIIEEEEeeeeeee!!!" for all eternity. Killer insult aside, I don't understand why this ghostie is so opaque and given a gradient to create the illusion of depth. Who does he think he is? A politician? 3/10.
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Damn, ghostie. Back at it again with sticking your tongue out at me, ghostie. This ghostie would be bffls with Blooregard Q. Kazoo, and I will fight you on this if you disagree. Points for mischief. Deductions for intense gradient shadows. Overall, I don't mind this ghostie. In fact, I rather like him. 7/10
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This looks like if you took the soft vanilla ice-cream you got at your local ice-cream shop out of the cone, and made a face with some sprinkled toppings. Not a ghostie. Much disappoint. However, points for carefree attitude and for also looking like the cousin of a dollop of Daisy. 3/10
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Back at it again with sticking your tongue out. Back at it again with the gradient. Stink eye is not overwhelming, for which I am grateful. BUT WHAT'S WITH CASTING A SHADOW. WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHT REFLECTING OFF YOUR BLACKHOLES FOR EYES. YOU INSULT STEPHEN HAWKING. YOU INSULT COSMOLOGY. YOU INSULT ME. POINTS FOR KNOWING HOW TO CONTOUR AND HIGHLIGHT. 2/10
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This is the carefree sticking out of tongue done right. Look at that slanted smile. Look at the subtle but careful contour and highlight. Look at the optical illusion of a stink eye that magical combination has created. This ghostie would out-haunt Bloo any day and not even give a schmer. 11/10 stars. You get all the awards.
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This ghostie is coot, but he's clearly having an identity crisis, trying to pick up local babes on snapchat. This ghostie isn't giving you the stink eye. This ghostie was on his way to say hi to his crush, before realizing he stepped in dog poo. This ghostie is having a hard day, and I support him. But don't show too much support, because then he'll become that annoying friend who thinks he's your close friend because you talked to him before gym class once, and now he thinks you're his Sun, Moon, and stars, but really he's just gum on your shoe. We all know this ghostie. If you don't, you are that ghostie. Sorry not sorry. 5/10
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That's not a ghostie, that's a pacman character who got rejected from a Ghostbusters arcade game. Older annoying brother of dollop of Daisy. 1/10
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Either a ghostie who wants to be a skull or a skull who wants to be a ghostie. It's 2018. I support this ghostie's journey *and* destination. Points of appreciation for unique gray tone. 8/10
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A pumpkin dressed up a demon for Halloween trying to get pictures to send as headshots to be an extra on Danny Phantom. I respect this demonic pumpkin. Not a ghostie. However, since it glows ember on the inside, you will remember its name. 1000/10 because maybe demons can be ghosties too??? Idc, it's my rating scale
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MESSENGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. YOU HAD A PERFECTLY SWEET LITTLE GHOSTIE, AND YOU GAVE HIM ANXIETY. H E H A S B A G S U N D E R H I S E Y E S S S Z, AND THEY AIN'T DESIGNER! I SUPPORT YOU, GHOSTIE. IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO ACCOUNTING, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR TEDDY BEAR MR. WUGGLES AT NIGHT, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. MESSENGER MIGHT SAY YOU'RE GIVING UP YOUR DREAM, BUT I SAY NO. YOU'RE GIVING UP *THEIR* DREAM. LITTLE BROTHER OF DOLLOP OF DAISY. 6/10
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I reached my picture limit, so... to be continued. Part 1 of 2.
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