#literally wtf is wrong with you

[jasper-unofficial]

sometimes i can appreciate gmmtv

[vivizn]

Wtf why did i just come accross 2 nude/sexually explicit "photos" tagged "Emma watson" and "ai"

Like tech bros i'm pretty sure it's a crime to create false nude of other people, and even if it's not it's still not ok, that shit can legit ruin careers

[sir-heichou-smith]

Johnny thinks you and Ghost only want him for the sex.

He won't tell either of you he's ass over elbows for both his lieutenant and his girlfriend because he doesn't want to make a fool of himself.

No, he can't tell you because he's the idiot who fell in love with the two people he couldn't even dream of having.

No one else has ever made him feel so cared for or special before you two though, and it confuses the hell out of him to the point where he can't help but think he has to leave after every session.

He doesn't want to overstay his welcome, meanwhile you and ghost think he doesn't want to be with you and only wants the sex, which is fine (you'd really prefer that he stayed for aftercare since it is real important to you, you know how Simon could get and it's not easy coming back up on your own from how far he puts you under) but you know something is wrong when he stumbles out of bed and limps to the door after throwing his pants on, mumbling something about having to get going for some thing or another.

One night Simon and Johnny stumble through the door after a few drinks, their hands wandering and teeth clinking out of desperation while you trail after with a hand on each of them.

Clothes are thrown and kisses are traded all the way to the bedroom. You hear Simon utter praises in the Scot's ear, "such a good boy f'me Johnny. Gonna show the mrs how well you can take it for me? Let's give 'er a show."

He shudders in the larger man's embrace, and you think you see something flicker in those baby blues as he kneels to undo Simon's zipper with his teeth.

But you're tipsy like they are and you can only focus on it so much until Simon pulls you in and groans into your mouth, one of his big hands on the back of your head and the other tangled in the mowhawk bobbing up and down on his cock.

That morning you wake up quietly, before either men, and you take the moment to enjoy having both of them in your bed.

Johnny wakes up quiet too, thinking himself a goddamn idiot for giving in to staying the night when he tried so hard not to.

He does his best to untangle his limbs from Simon's meaty arms and your thick, supple thighs. It's so warm and comfortable and everything he's ever wanted and he doesn't ever want to go, but he has to. It doesn't belong to him, you're not his and neither is Simon and he's just in the way.

God he's so fucking stupid for this, all he's doing is making himself hurt more than what he has to. He just can't take what he's given and accept that he'll never have what his heart truly, unrightfully wants.

While you think nothing of it as he slithers down the bed, (assuming he needs the bathroom and he'll come right back into your embrace) Johnny is pulling on his clothes from the night before as quickly and quietly as he can, tears building up under his lash line and threatening to spill over his cheeks. His breaths come in short staccato so he holds it until he can't, breathing out slowly through his nose and in through his mouth.

He needs to leave, can't be here any longer because he's already overstayed his welcome.

Hes not supposed to feel this way, he's just a toy for you and Simon to enhance your guys' relationship. Your beautiful, loving relationship that he's stupid for wanting to get in the middle of because he'd never expect either of you to return his feelings.

He thinks he's in the clear when he looks back and notices Simon's heavy chest still breathing evenly, taking one last glance at his magnificence before turning around for good because he can't put himself through this anymore, he's not enough and he just needs to accept that now before he can never recover from the heartbreak.

"Johnny?" He's hears your low voice come from the cocoon of warmth he craves with ever fiber of his being. Your precious face looks confused and, dare he say it, a little hurt. "Where are you going?"

His heart shatters. "I-I... I'm heading out now. I didnae mean to stay so long. Sorry 'bout that, bon. Nothin' to wake the big guy over."

Before he gets his shirt on he hears you shift. "Johnny wait-"

"No. No, I cannae do this anymore okay?" His chest heaves with what feels like the weight of the world, and the tears start to fall.

"I know my place, and I keep forgetting it when you hold me so close and tell me I'm your good boy. When you kiss me and it feels like nothin else matters anymore. I never wanted to come between you and Si but I overstayed my welcome now and I need to leave so that I can-"

"What are you on about?" Simon blinks his eyes and rolls onto his back, a thick arm behind his head and the other stretched out across the empty space where Johnny just was.

Blue eyes shut and his pretty face scrunches up in pain, but he turns around before he thinks either of you can see. His shirt is hastily pulled over his head and he trips over himself pulling on a shoe from the night before.

He doesn't get to leave after throwing on the second one. A big paw of a hand circles his bicep almost completely.

"Don't think you're goin anywhere now, mate. What's this about?" Tired honey eyes look up in confusion and concern, their owner now sitting up and the thick comforter slides down to meet his naked hips. Baby blues can't help but trace the movement.

Your feet touch the cold floor as you get out of bed and circle around to the Scot. "Johnny when did we ever say we don't want you too?"

His head whips up in confusion and he looks between the two of you. "But.. But you-"

"Baby, take those clothes off and get back in bed." Simon pulls lightly on the arm in his grasp and Johnny can't help but follow.

"From now on it's non-negotiable, you stay here with us and get your aftercare in before you even think of leaving. Not that we ever wanted you to."

Big hands pull at the hem of his shirt and it goes without thinking. You stand behind him and wrap your arms around his naked torso to unfasten his jeans.

"Such a pretty boy, Johnny. You're our pretty boy and we want you just as much. Please dont leave us again." Your words bring tears to his eyes again, these ones accompanied by a bright perfect smile and a small huff of disbelief.

The three of you fall back into bed, smothering Johnny in all the kisses and words of love he never even fathomed could be true.

Limbs and tongues tangled alike, and the morning was spent mostly in bed, the Scot wedged tightly between you and Simon. As if he'd still possibly think of leaving now.

[hopeinthebox]

bts + reductress headlines pt.14

[heritageposts]

least genocidal white usamerican

[handweavers]

few things are more baffling than when a grown adult fully believes a 4 year old is trying to manipulate anybody and has some kind of like grand plot to bypass "parental boundaries" or something for the sake of treats and this supposed manipulation is grounds for yelling at them and making them feel afraid like that is a 4 year old. you are an adult convinced that a 4 year old is trying to do anything but be loved and understood and find safe ways of interfacing with an unfamiliar world. you are insane

[eiravolence]

harmony cobel is THE woman in stem of all time. credit stolen on her torment nexus chip so she decides to get a job with her child labour employer as the Freaky Stalker. icon

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Seeing posts like "why is Wyll so mid in combat" "why does shadowheart miss so much" followed by footage of someone being utterly Bad at the game is crazy

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Feng Xin, jumping to a bunch of wrong conclusions: I need to calm down and stop making assumptions. I'm sure that's not what happened.

Also, Feng Xin: *jumps to five more wrong conclusions*

[legendoftherisingtide]

listening to epic the musical is somehow being gaslit by a song.

when did this happen?? what i don’t remember that?? wait didn’t he do that?? did i forget that line??? am i wrong?? what book is that?? didn’t that come before it? is my cultural studies minor wrong?? has all my years been wrong??? how could i have missed that passage??? am i missing a papyri?? have i not read their translation?? didn’t they find another tablet???

and then you look it up and he just got silly with it

[thepastneverforgets]

literally cant leave a single bucktommy based comment on a not-fucking AT ALL centered buddie post/tweet/or tiktok video without some whacked brain buddie shipper popping up to reply some condescendingly nasty "temu" bs or whatever bitter negative thought is fueling their brain rot minds

literally the most toxic immature fcks ever.

[deadpoetsandlivinglegends]

Results are in:

Scrooge outfit: Neil, Todd, and Cameron

Heart Boxers: Knox, Charlie, and Pitts

Pink robe: Meeks and Keating

I will forever be indebted to anyone who draws fanarts of them in these outfits

[cypherheartnokey]

Some people on this app seriously need to take a deep breath, go outside, socialize with real people, and just in general live a little. Try opening your minds just once idk, I promise everything will be alright 😘🤞

[jaxify]

can people stop tagging their hate/dislike for bunnydoll in the bunnydoll tag? it's getting tiring having to block all these blogs...

[itsmeimcathy]

i actually need the lads fandom to chill tf out with all the ai content because this is getting ridiculous. ai fanfictions, ai fanarts, fake ai voice overs, fake ai cards, og cards turned moving scene with ai, the guys turned into ai chatgpt characters to date in other sketchy apps???? are you for real?? does the game not give you enough already?? why is this fandom so fucking pro ai. i hate it here

[yeyayeya]

I forgot to post this because I was mad at not getting all the FE4 bridal units

I wasted so many orbs on getting the units (so glad Lana was free) but omg Duo!Julia and Ishtar just would not come home at all

Ugh luck was not on my side