#literally what does this mean

[podcastwizard]

took two weed gummies and received the visions i guess

[sherlockggrian]

this sounds like the title of a desert duo fanfic

[adobe-outdesign]

I am 16 and 4’10 am I a murderer?

sorry you have to be 16 and 4'11 to be a murderer

[dsaf-confessions]

what f i was poisonous what bout that what f i poisoned yer walls like a rat. everytime y touch em y get one second closer t death

thats how poison works right i didnt fuckin pay attention n science

-davetrap

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[pandalilysavior]

“your aesthetic really gives frazzled english woman core” well thank you, i am in fact, a frazzled english woman.

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

why the fuck is this in my drafts???

[phosphorus-noodles]

aren’t you that guy that did charity fraud?

yessss I looooove charity fraud I do it all the time mhm ^-^ my favorite kind is when I ask people for candy to give to small children and then I TRICK them and each all the candy myself like the evil little fella I am

[bloodfreakcastiel]

i had a dream that i almost got shot by joe biden

[annieernaux]

Yeah I also read fascist poetry when I drink a beer

[bubbledtee]

You re lanas cuck

Lana’s*

[rincewindsapprentice]

Winning used to be about winning.

[ataraxianascendant]

[monachopism]

????????????

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[adobe-outdesign]

What is your attachment style?

this

[crabcrabcrabmeat]

?

[kerosene-saint]

[ID: a 7 year old comment that reads "I just noticed at their apartment that feeling Dan and Phil live in, Dan gets the bigger bed and phil gets the smaller bed so it's phil's right to the big bed" /.End ID]

what was 9 year old me talking about on this tour bus tour