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You know what's interesting to me? For all people keep claiming at every juncture that perhaps Bells Hells will come around on the gods and see the harm they do (which, as discussed extensively, is, half the time, simply not intervening) not only have they never done so, but also they never quite cross the line into saying the party should join the Ruby Vanguard or aid them - and indeed, they defend against it - so what does this achieve? It feels like they're asking for a story in which the party stands idly by, which isn't much of a story nor, if I may connect this briefly to the real world, a political stance anyone should be proud of.
That's honestly the frustration with the gods and the "what if the Vanguard has a point" conversations in-game. What do we do then? Do we allow the organization that will murder anyone for pretty much any reason that loosely ties into their goals run rampant? The group that (perhaps unwittingly, but then again, Otohan's blades had that poison) disrupted magic world-wide, and caused people who had the misfortune to live at nexus points to be teleported (most, as commoners, without means of return). While also fomenting worldwide unrest?
Those were the arguments before the trip to Ruidus; with the reveal of the Vanguard's goals to invade Exandria, the situation becomes even more dire. Do you let the Imperium take over the planet?
And do the arguments against the gods even hold up? If Ludinus is so angry at them for the Calamity, what does it say that he destroyed Western Wildemount's first post-Calamity society for entirely selfish means? (What does it say about the validity of vengeance as a motivator?) What does it say that Laudna told Imogen she could always just live in a cottage quietly without issue before the solstice even happened? (Would this still be true if the Imperium controls the world?) What does it say that when faced with a furious, grieving party and the daughter she keeps telling herself was her reason for all of this, Liliana can't provide an answer to the question of what the gods have done other than that their followers will retaliate...for, you know, the Vanguard's endless list of murders. (That is how the Vanguard and Imperium tend to think, huh? "How dare your face get in the way of my boot; how dare you hit me back when I strike you.") She can't even provide a positive answer - why is Predathos better - other than "I feel it", even though Imogen and Fearne know firsthand that Predathos can provide artificial feelings of elation. Given all the harm Ludinus has done in pursuit, why isn't the conclusion "the gods should have crashed Aeor in such a way that the tech was unrecoverable?"
Even as early as the first real discussion on what the party should do, the fandom always stopped short of saying "no, Imogen's right, they should join up with the people who killed half the party," it was always "no, she didn't really mean it, she just was trying to connect with her mother." Well, she's connected with her mother, and at this point the party doesn't even care about the gods particularly (their only divinely-connected party member having died to prevent the Vanguard from killing all of them). So they will stop the Vanguard; as Ashton says, the means are unforgiveable. As Laudna says, it's not safe to bet on Predathos's apathy. As Imogen says, she's done running; the voice that she used to think of as a lifeline belongs to someone she doesn't trust. So I guess my question is: if they're stopping the people who are trying to kill the gods (and defense of the gods isn't remotely their personal motivation)...do you think the next phase of the campaign is Bells Hells personally killing the gods? Reconstructing the Aeor tech and hoping none of their allies notice? How does this end? Does your ideology ever get enacted? Or is this entirely moot and pointless and the story ends with Bells Hells saying "well, I'm really glad we stopped the people who [insert list of Vanguard atrocities from above]; none of us follow the gods or plan to, but honestly, the status quo we return to is preferable to whatever nightmare Ludinus had concocted in his violent quest for power and revenge"?
#i've got a lot to do today so I think I'm done posting but#cr spoilers#i called that this particular cohort of fans had empathy only for those like them and were terrified of player agency like. 18 mos ago#and i have never been proven wrong. zero analysis just a constant demand that everyone coddle their feelings and confirm their biases#literally will straight up fabricate lore and cry you're disrespecting a pretend person for not including it in your considerations#absolutely SHIT understanding of actual lore. utter incapacity to follow a logical throughline to its conclusion#it's like. wow. wonder why you're so focused on hypocrisy and you overreact to the word selfish#the reason they hate or fear orym (they say they don't...but that just means they want him to go to a reeducation camp instead of die)#is bc i think they are truly terrified of the idea that people can not just hold opinions that are against theirs but stand fast by them#easier to stan the villain because then they die and you can feel wronged and betrayed and wallow in a sense of continual victimhood#than to like a character who might last long enough to call you the idiot and asshole that you are#but it's also funny bc literally if orym weren't there in the latest convo the conclusion is the same.#ashton's had the same opinion of the vanguard the whole time (and it's not positive) but that's not under scrutiny#probably bc it doesn't allow people to be ghoulish in the most cringeworthy way possible
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some teachers' response to a kid being bullied: [anything reasonable]
other teachers: [goes to my parents] so we need you to pull your kid out of this school because she is a huge loser and it's causing problems
#this is literally one of the reasons I had to leave school in my hometown#they straight up said i'm too cringe...come on man
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Cross's assumption is correct, that's exactly what I'm implying. So be a good boy and lay down pls :3
Cross: you-
Killer: implying what?
Cross: that they're gonna break my leg
Killer: .
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#cross sans#killer sans#anon#bandages#violence#knife#murder#threats#death#the symbol on the anon shirt is supposed to be a leg with a crack running through the middle#Ink and Killer being so different yet so similar the beloved#they're both such powerhouses but Ink deals no DAMAGE ever while Killer always deals disproportionate amounts of DAMAGE#the only reason there's not so many more nines on the DAMAGE COUNTER is cuz i'm lazy tbh#found family being protective the beloved#Killer would probably find a way to stab someone even if both his arms were broken which they're not even damaged here so#plus anything Killer can get his hands on he can throw with deadly (literally and figuratively) aim#he can pluck big enough arrows straight from their path not because i think it's realistic in any sense of the word#but it's funny to imagine Dream having to downsize his arrows#so this horrible thing couldn't literally YOINK them out of the air like a baseball or whatever#queue
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while we're on the topic of M&L please look at my favorite change in the Superstar Saga remake. Not because it's a good change but because it's REALLY funny to me
THEY CENSORED THEIR ASSES
#luisley#sorry for being obsessed with “Prince Peasley pokes Luigi for 5 minutes” it will happen again.#smb#m&l#while censoring it they also managed to make it worse??? Like it looks like Peasley is hitting him with WAY more force#I'm not even looking for a straight explanation for this anymore literally why does this even happen like there was no reason for this#it comes on so suddenly
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took advantage of what may apparently be the last quiet qsmp night for a WHILE to watch through some day 1 vods, since i didn't hop on the train until mid april. holy SHIT there is gold in those metaphorical hills. one day i gotta make a compilation fr but it is so tedious the way i get clips.
anyway here's a collection of highlights:
#qsmp#block game brainrot#shut up vic#for those of you who might not have time to watch a million hours of livestreams lol#a few day 1 gems i haven't seen mentioned recently#can MAYBE find time stamps for those if requested#i was watching phil bad and foolish though i jumped around i didn't watch straight through#i have some time but i don't have 'catch up on qsmp' time#OTHERWISE MAYBE I'D WRITE THE GODDAMN SLIMERIANA TIME LOOP AU GRRRRRRRRR#my brain goes nuts over it constantly but grr grrrr grrrr i didn't see flippa live bc she was DEAD WHEN I ARRIVED#AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MANY VODS SCREAMS.#AND!!! I DON'T!!!!! SPEAK SPANISH!!!!!!!!#anyway lol if anybody knows fast convenient ways to clip vods either on youtube or twitch but mostly youtube lmk#(and by clip i mean 'get video files' idk how clipping works on twitch bc literally qsmp is the only reason i'm on twitch)#anyway it's 4 am enjoy these unhinged tags goodnight 😴#bbh may have fixed his sleep schedule (allegedly) but balance must be restored to the universe apparently lol#long tags
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a criticism that i absolutely despise about thirteen is the "she's socially awkward, less confident, and more nervous about coming off as weird and this is out of character" take. because this ties into one of her defining character traits as an incarnation. yes all the doctors previous have been strange and offputting to some degree and have mainly not cared about coming off that way (save for ten, who mostly does want to come off as a friendly affable dude and asks if he's being rude sometimes but doesn't have moments where he's apologetic about his oddness in itself). but for thirteen her whole deal is that after twelve's dying wish was basically "ALWAYS BE NICE TO PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW MUCH ETERNAL RAGE AND SADNESS YOU KEEP IN YOUR SOUL" she tries to hide/repress any negative, less "presentable" sides of her from her close friends even when they can tell she's trying to hide it and are attempting to offer emotional support. she tries to be conscious of how she comes off after like, centuries of not really giving a fuck about this. and she clearly struggles with it and this is why she feels so fish-out-of-water in multiple different ways. it's not out of nowhere nor is it ooc (especially bc it was something you saw a little bit of with ten)
#ive seen this criticism in many different places and it . Annoys me! for many reasons.#5 hour chibnall hate video essay you were right about the companion character writing and the politics being bad but this is like#one of thirteen's most notable traits that also ties into the most interesting part of her character#'thirteen is oblivious human social conventions' like both eleven and twelve at MULTIPLE different points?#'thirteen is needy' Oh you mean like ten was needy? like ten had a scene where he was straight up talking to the air#bc he missed martha so bad and generally absolutely needs a companion with him lest he literally be driven insane?#dr who#13 era#the 'i'm very socially awkward' scene is so fucking bad though im not defending it
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(TL;DR: demanding that people reblog your posts (especially serious) and telling people that they're bad people if they don't reblog isn't going to make people reblog your stuff. and you should actually stop reblogging stuff that contains guilt-trippy like garbage this).
#eyestrain#no id#reblog bait#important#i don't care how important the post is. if your post contains anything among the lines of “you MUST reblog”#or “if you don't reblog you're evil” guess what!#i genuinely dont want you around me#like i know this is the reblog site but at the same time nobody is entitled to reblog your stuff#i don't owe you a reblog or even a fucking like for that matter#it's not that i don't care. i do#it's that i'm not comfortable forcing people to reblog stuff they don't want to#like maybe the reason people arent reblogging your super serious posts is because they don't like your guilt-trippy bullshit#(or they have misinfo that you refuse to correct)#(if the reblog bait was an addition from another user it's not difficult to delete it. it really isnt)#the “reblog or bad luck” stuff is already bad enough#you don't need to apply this shit to serious stuff as well#also sometimes those posts contains info that's incorrect or even straight up false#reblogs are not mandatory. stop acting like they are#also reblogging stuff like “reblog if you're against bullying/hate” does literally nothing anyway
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"Hi-Fi RUSH did everything No Straight Roads was trying to do but better." In terms of gameplay and polish? Definitely. But personally, NSR's art, characters, and music made much bigger impressions on me than HFR. I cannot remember a single standout original track from HFR that isn't a cover (not saying it doesn't have any bangers; the music is good— but all the rock tracks kinda blend together after a while), while NSR's music stands out immediately. Mayday and Zuke are also way more entertaining MCs than Chai. Fight me.
(For the record, I love both games. I'm just annoyed at HFR fans putting NSR down to make their game look better when it also has flaws.)
#nsr's character design is also more unique than hfr#chai is just some dude. in a bad way. he's so bland especially next to the rest of the cast.#i get he's literally supposed to be the average layman but imma be honest. i'm sick of that archetype. it's been done to death.#mayday and zuke are better mcs by a mile. they have better designs better chemistry than chai and peppermint and have better personalities.#the bosses of nsr are more memorable for similar reasons too#but that's just my opinion#no straight roads#hi fi rush#nsr#briar.txt
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That one post of my mine predictably aged like fine wine. Never let somebody on comic twitter in the writer's room😭😭😭 Like imagine a 1 to 1 adaptation of literally any event?? -1b at the box office. "Who are these people???"
#Anywayyy I'm writing a retelling of DC and it is honestly so fun to imagine the characters in a new but familiar light#Like the biggest reason why I was never interested in writing fanfic before 2 months ago is because I never felt like those characters were#I felt... uncomfortable writing it not because i thought fanfic was bad or anything but because I felt it was weird to write for example#“XYZ DID THIS AND DID THAT AND DID THIS” like maybe he did?? I wouldn't know I don't know him like his creator!!!#But comic characters feel like more flexible due to the many interpretations over the years but firm enough where I can decide how to take#Certain traits and minimize them or expand on them#Also 1 to 1 adaptations suck balls to write. I'm not sure if that's universal but the whole fun of writing is coming up with new ideas#Writing a straight adaptation would be kind of writing a translation into a new medium. Which isn't bad. Novelization are literally those#But a common sentiment among writers I've seen is that Novelizations aren't that fun either unless you get to experiment either#Adapting comics into a new format and retelling them is kind of hell because you have all these intersecting plotlines and insane events#That's just tangled up in a story with a timeline that literally makes its contradictions into plot lines. But it's FUN coming up with ways#To condense a character's origin and sort of rewire it into the story you want to tell. Because yeah I think a lot of people miss is#that at end of the day#you tell stories about people and their struggles. You need to find a way to fit those moments of joy sadness love.#Like a movie about Jason Todd being RH will never be emotional as Jason Todd dying because you'll have less time to feel the love and pain#that Bruce felt for him. Like sure#flashbacks and exposition but that can only go so far. At the end of the day#It will always be about RH vs Batman. That's what people came to see. But that's not all Jason is. He was Robin before he was RH. A 1 to 1#Adaptation will never translate that to screen. Plus you (sadly) have shared universes now and a movie can only jump around in time so much#For example in my fic if I wanted to add Tim and faithful to his source material I would need to add so MUCH about Jason death#About like Bruce grieving without skipping all over that and missing the human element. It would severely mess up pacing.#I don't know i love how adaptations can make you see the characters in a new light or elevate the source material#Iwtv my beloved doesn't adapt the books exactly but reimagined in it a way that I like much more#Anyway this proves my point about comic fans being weirdly childish and omfg I hate to use this term...anti intellectual 😮💨😮💨😮💨#Everyone who writes or yknow reads should like understand this on a fundamental level. One to one adaptations are safe but boring.#Like the Psycho remake was bad not because it made bad changes but it barely made any changes.#Anyway watch amc iwtv to understand good adaptations better than your average comic stan on twtter#Not a rant I just love discussing adaptations#Long tags
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Recently was told that being attracted to women and enbies "doesn't count as attraction to multiple genders," and that if you're attracted to women and enbies, you "should just identify as lesbian or straight."
As if nonbinary people are just an extension of women. As if nonbinary genders aren't real genders. As if enbian attraction is just an extension of sapphic or romeric attraction instead of a valid and beautiful experience in its own right.
And the person who told me this shit was also nonbinary.
I'm so tired.
#Mod Kylo#like yeah I also identify as lesbian/straight#because I'm pangender/demifluid and whatnot#but women and enbies... is literally multiple genders#and my enbian attraction isn't necessarily lumped in with my lesbian/sapphic/straight/romeric/darcian attraction either#I experience many forms of enbian attraction#some of which is sapphic/romeric- and some of which is not#enbies aren't just woman-lite#not to mention the fact that enbies aren't always comfortable with being lumped into lesbian/sapphic or straight/romeric/darcian attraction#a major reason that I identify as polysexual is because I recognize that my attraction to enbies-#-can't necessarily be described with my more binary-aligned labels all the time#monosexism#polysexual#polyromantic#polyalterous#polysensual#polyaesthetic#plysexual#plyromantic#polisexual#poliromantic#ply#mspec#pluralian#lgbt#lgbtq#lgbtqia#queer#nonbinary#text post
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Rant thingy that happened today
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don't you just love being told you'll amount to nothing in life and being called an asshole and smartass by a random ass man because you and your friends didn't get off a public playground for his 3 year old child who could've just moved to the TODDLER PLAYGROUND MADE FOR TODDLERS THAT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM when they realized it wasn't exactly safe for their child?
yeah this grown ass man told a teenager they wouldn't amount to anything in life, real wise words buddy
#sorry guys I'm just really mad a fully grown man can be this immature that he just straight up insults teenagers for literally no reason#sure wanting your child to be safe is fine#but there's literally 100 better ways to go about it#like#how about just ask us nicely to move?? or better yet GO TO THE TODDLER PLAYGROUND#his girlfriend or smth was also passive aggressive to us#I feel so bad for their child#rant#post
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i reblogged ONE mabifica post and now half my dash is them.
the other half is dipcifica lol
#the funny part is i do ship mabifica#but like i also hc transmasc pacifica#so like#they're boyfriend and girlfriend to me#which makes no sense#but like#they are#fucking mabel and her trans rich boyfriend#like WHY#why did my brain decide they're straight#i even like pan mabel!#like she's pan and has a trans boyfriend#and i cannot elaborate but i love them#everyone ever “they're the girlfriends ever i love them so much”#me for no reason “they're the boyfriend and girlfriend ever i'm so sorry i've sinned like this”#why am i like this#why do i look at two girls and go “boyfriend and girlfriend”#like fuCK#man#i'm literally crying#screaming out of the abyss#gravity falls#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#pacifica northwest#mabel x pacifica#dipper x pacifica
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reading gideon the ninth:
reading harrow the ninth:
#htn#tlt#everything has gone from like. 50 to 1000#like sure there were things going on before and I had to pay attention#but now I have to pay ATTENTION#like okay. okay harrow is 'remembering' that there was a sleeper or whatever#and there was a 2 hander with it. under it. okay. okay so what does that mean#and this 'body'#which for some reason she's continuously hallucinating?#and the whole thing with the letters and ianthe#i'm trying to parse through everything but I don't know how much I can figure out and how much is explained#by context and events I simply haven't been told about yet#so it would be fruitless to surmise because I quite literally can't know yet. missing pieces#based on current knowledge my assumption is that for some reason harrow has retroactively altered her memories#for an unknown purpose#because ianthe's 'who? oh the cavalier' at the beginning leads me to believe she recalls gideon just fine. and that gideon was in fact real#though there's something going on with her#well yeah no shit she's disappeared straight up#not like disappeared like gone missing but she's straight up been erased from the story like she doesn't exist#except for these tiny mentions#of a two hander#which also brings to question the importance of a reader in a story#but that's a whole other can of worms#the point is I have to pay so much more attention now#i love it I love being confused (genuinely)#the first book was fine but it wasn't like this#anyway. harrows the fucked up scrunkle cat of the group and I'm endlessly amused by it
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Our fandom whines about the lack of nuance and critical thinking, but then fails to comprehend the complexity of human emotion when it comes to seeing something you like being ruined or executed poorly
#literally wish i didnt see so many complaints about people being upset that go in the fashion “why do you watch it if you hate it”#dudes. this is such a basic experience#people will see what they want to see applies to media. people will take from this what they can take and can cope with#tf. this is so wild. we go through ten stages of fucking grief in fandok drama and then learn nothing from it and start again#with not just complaining but straight up direct jabs at people “why do you watch it then if you hate it so much”#my gods people are allowed to complain about being unhappy with genuinely bad adaptation decisions wdym#it literally costs you nothing to exist on this platform#i'm sorry guys but when someone complains about their favourite show it is a basic thing to do and is expected when new content drops#but when you complain about them complaining you go out of your way to stir shit up#so many dramas here started because some of us could not shut the fuck up and ignore someone doing something in their own space#control your platform and the experience here. SCROLL PASSED THE POST. IT'S FREE#like genuinely. there is NO reason to get annoyed at people for something that happens all the time. people complain. and they will complai#don't bother fighting me. i stand by what i said#lena goes off
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Worst crocodile theory is that crocodile has like a dead sister who is the reason he had all the weird ties he does. Luffy? Oh thats not his son that’s his nephew. Ivankov? Oh crocodile isn’t trans his *sister* was trans (yknow before she died) and he’s either protecting her secret or the secret that he has a dead sister (and thus a vulnerability). Weird pseudo trust in robin? Oh she reminds him of his dead sister the only person he ever trusted. Missing arm? Lost it trying to save/being saved by his dead sister. Doesn’t use haki? Sister did. Hates the government? Fucked over his sister (killed her to spite Dragon maybe?) The bananawani? Actually belong to his dead sister. Baby crocodile looks androgynous? — twist is that he and his sister were identical twins! (Would be absolutely hilarious if they did this and managed to parallel and invert the trans zoro HC. Flashback of crocodile’s egg sister talking about how much if SUCKS theyre going to grow up to be men because men are worse than women at X. And its the little cis boy this time around explaining why thats stupid)
The big twist is crocodile is actually kind of boring but he had a sister who was super interesting but shes also super dead.
DON'T REMIND ME OF THE DEAD SISTER-CROWD
#I'm joking I would never strangle you#Asks#OP Meta#For real though#Yeah they just want Crocodile to have a sister who was a much more interesting character for no reason#I just don't like theories that're based on inventing new characters to explain shit when the shit could just tie to character(s) we know#Like it literally just adds so much more work and effort to try and make a theory work when it could just be straight forward and simple#LITERAL MENTAL GYMNASTICS#To be fair it is both good and fun to speculate about other alternative possibilities and theories and what not#Even if some have less ground to stand on or require more mental gymnastics#Wild Speculation IS fun#It's just sad when you have a theory that SO BLATANTLY *only exists* to try and make sure a character doesn't turn out to be queer
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y did u say roys "spouse" not "wife"???
Unironically this is not a heterosexual man
#Fullmetal Alchemist#Roy Mustang#you know the way straight men totally look at their best friend like he puts all the stars in the sky?#the inherent eroticism of lighting your subordinates cigarette with your fire magic lol#I'm sorry he wants Havoc carnally in that fucking picture#literally everything about that fucking picture of him and Ed#look I ship royed and that pictures makes me like blood red mad#there is *no* reason for Ed to be fucking *blushing* like that!#btw feel free to add more pics of Roy being unnecessarily gay for a character that's supposed to be a ladies' man lol
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