#literally stfu

[whimsiwitchy]

ON SESAME STREET??? PLEASE

im so jelly of elmo rn 😔

[quokka-cola]

tmnt 2012 leo is NOT A BAD BROTHER

i’m so tired of people saying 2012 leo is a bad brother because he’s splinter’s favourite student because in WHAT WORLD IS THAT HIS FAULT?! he constantly sacrifices himself to save his brothers and loved ones, in fact he does it more times than any other leo iteration on tv.

“oh he should be more gentle and nicer to his brothers” he’s literally THE SAME AGE AS THEM even if he wasn’t it’s not his fucking job to parent his brothers so i don’t understand why people hate him for not doing that??? just because he’s the leader and “eldest” doesn’t mean that he isn’t ALSO JUST A KID (i genuinely believe that splinter just picked an age order based on maturity because how would he know their ages)

yeah rise raph is a lot better at being an older brother but that’s because practically he had to raise the others himself, and he’s older than the other turtles by YEARS. 2012 leo is the same age as the other three and i don’t understand why it’s so hard for people to understand that he’s also just a kid and it isn’t his responsibility to parent his brothers when they fuck up.

it’s like getting mad at an older twin for not “looking after” the younger twin, it’s fucking stupid. and the whole “he should be more empathetic to what his brothers are going through” is also stupid! HE’S A TEENAGE BOY on top of that he’s leading a group of vigilantes to constantly save the world and his family from complete annihilation, he’s got enough on his mind than to play therapist to his equally aged brothers when, let’s be honest, they never even do it for him.

[to-my-dearest-ana]

just found out my ex wanted to break up with me bc i was cvtting. like bro you were the reason i was cvtting tf.

[piperslovebot]

I state my take on But Daddy I Love Him and I get swarmed with shit like “way to miss the point of the song”.

Like excuse me, but last I checked, she’s basically saying that she doesn’t care about the valid criticism she’s getting of dating this racist man and reduces them to "griping and moaning".

[passive-poet]

I’m reading up on the Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson debate for a school project, and saw someone say that the golden trio is better than the og trio because Ron and Hermione balance out with Harry better. The first point they made though is that Annabeth’s pride shines too bright.

First of all, Hermione also started out very prideful and honestly more insufferable than Ananbeth was. Second, ANNABETH’S FATAL FUCKING FLAW IS PRIDE!! LIKE OFC SHES GOING TO BE THAT WAY??

[kvaradonaa]

is it just me or i always cringe at celebrity worship in football

[eris-abomination]

“What are we wearing this summer” “Are u bunny pretty or fox pretty” “Omg ur so coquette balletcore cutecore prepcore sanriocore” “Clean girl is in” “Invest in ozempic” “This is a children’s XL but fits me as an XXS” “Do u look pretty and feminine when u cry” “I buy my clothes one size too small to motivate myself”

SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU

[and-you-found-me]

Ppl who blame Yuki for Geto's *inevitable* downfall are so fucking annoying, I'm sorry.

[yelenasdiary]

You post multiple times here and that video on your tiktok! you know you are bragging

Okay, but did you see this? 😍😍

[skysunshin3s]

Have you ever met a 16 year old? That's the exact age where people can look either 12 or 25 depending on where in their growth they are. I was the latter at that age, and in fact being extremely underweight like Hobie directly contributed to me looking much older than I was. Also, if you wanna talk about illegal, assuming Black teenagers who are tall must be adults is racist and directly contributes to them being harassed and killed by cops. Hope that helps ❤️🖕

First of all, I'm literally black 💀

Second of all, there is proof Hobie is over 18

In his introduction he states that he has been Spiderman for 3 years. Most Spider people get bit around age 16 (Hobie was bit at 16 in the comics). If he was 16 when bit that would make him 19 now (16+3=19). He also refers to Miles as a "young'un" which is slang for a young child. Tf would he refer to a 15 year old as a young child if he was 16? He also canonically goes to the pub with his friends. You have to be 18 in the UK to purchase alcohol and even enter a pub. The only way you could enter a pub as a minor is to go with a parent. Don't use the "oh well he's a punk so he wouldn't listen to those rules" because I highly doubt they would promote underage drinking in a kids movie. Atsv director Kemp Powers also stated that Hobie was "19/20" in an interview. In the atsv art book it states "Miles is quite jealous of this guy, but he also wants to be more like him because he's much older and more uninhibited in ways that Miles can only be in his imagination!". This quote about Hobie states that he is "much older" than Miles (a 15 year old). Why would they say that Hobie was much older than Miles if he was only 16? (Which would only separate them by a year).

In conclusion, Hobie is over 18.

Hope that helps ❤🖕

[technicallypleasanttree]

taking a shot everytime Crofty or Martin mentions a safety car (I'm dead with alcohol poisoning)

[siegfriedddd]

When did we lose touch with our humanity?

[piperslovebot]

I've been around for awhile but have never seen a fan like you lol! You hate a certain couple, no wait you LOVE that couple, no you hate them again enough to write multiparagraph posts about how terrible they are, wait suddenly you love them enough to make random gifsets about them. And it's all with shows that don't even have new episodes, so it's not like new material is changing your mind - you just wake up one morning feeling totally different and then go from one fandom extreme to another a million times every day, hating ships and characters you loved, loving characters and ships you hated, and back and forth over and over. It's amusing and fun to follow but also makes it impossible to take any of your opinions seriously for even a second because they all change a million times! I hope you save your blog because you are going to laugh so hard at it a few years from now.

Like I said I'm living that Katy Perry lifestyle 😜

[luaminesce]

Yes it's true. Us "fake fans" have come to destroy the "traditional family unit" with homosexuality and transness. /s

[cervidame]

coworker: hey you're vegan right? where do you get your protein??? must be impossible lol me: *displays my cronometer* yeah so its 96g of protein today. My budget is £25 a week. :) coworker: oh... well... i'm sure the protein can't be as good but good for you! me: -.-

[manxious]

rant that's not a rant but just something that annoys me

(side note: this is not in any case a serious issue or important at all, its just me yapping about meaningless stuff)

I've been an avid fan of Taylor Swift for a long time, like, since 2nd grade, when I got my first CD of hers, Red. I went on to get a CD of 1989, Reputation, and Lover. That's just for context that my enjoyment of Taylor Swift hasn't been a recent revelation.

I get soooooooooooooooo annoyed when i'm having a conversation with anyone (friends or not), and they ask "oh what music do you listen to?" and i rattle off a list of my favorite artists, one of which is Taylor Swift and then they go "oh my god ew you listen to taylor swift" or something along those lines. Like STFU i did not ask for your opinion bro. Cause who does that?? Why do you feel the need to hate on me for the music i listen to like nobody cares. Like I listen to so much different music that is vastly different from Taylor Swift but some people are such devoted haters and for what? Like you're out here calling me basic (and so what? I'm tired of denying my love for pop music) and you're out here listening to Drake and The Weeknd as if they aren't some of the most popular artists.

The moral of the story is: don't yap at me about how you hate taylor swift because i'll immediately dislike you cause like i literally did not ask for your opinion.