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i think im a lesbian
#desire mona#literally nobody is shocked#but like#idk. like#i heart men but thinking abt it i havent had a genuine bona fide crush on a real life attainable man in a while#god this shits all so confusing i've pondered and been a lesbian like 4 seperate times come ONNNNN why cant i figure this out#i know i dont need to. I KNOW. i just wanna#i made this for you - chris thile#monty said my taste in celeb men is very lesbianish and i agree#chris thile rsl danny pudi. its very. yeah#but like smash tho so idk#thoughtsing
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rook and solas...narrative foils? rook? a narrative foil? to SOLAS? rook? to solas? ROOK? ROOK????
#IN FRONT OF MY ''I WOULD TREASURE THE CHANCE TO BE WRONG ONCE AGAIN MY FRIEND'' ?????????#da4 critical#datv critical#veilguard critical#rook has 0 QUALITIES THAT MAKE THEM A SUITABLE FOIL FOR LITERALLY ANYONE#rook has made NO mistakes ever. rook is good guy coded. treviso/minrathous is a nonstarter. a pointless shock value decision#rook experiences no real meaningful remorse over ANY bad thing theyve done because THEYVE NEVER DONE BAD THINGS#theyre good guy mcgee! happy go lucky hero! oopsie i disrupted the big bad's ritual teehee but actually it was ALL SOLAS' FAULT#rook is the most worthless piece of crap protagonist in history. they shouldnt even be allowed in the same room as solas#you want a nobody to somebody narrative foil? how about the person with a preexisting relationship with solas#whether the inquisitor romanced him hated him or was his best friend solas & the inquisitor are quite literally opposites#but better yet! the inquisitor actually feels like a real person! because rook is just biowares mary sue!#because this team had none of the gumption or drive of the old team & so of course they couldnt pull a game out of their butt in a crunch
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Was nobody gon tell me Jacob scipio smokes???
#🍄 :: 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘#🫦 :: 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗗...#WAS NOBODY GON TELL ME???#NOBODY AT ALL#yall can’t even imagine my shock when I found out😭😭#ITS NOT THEM LITTLE STICK SHITS EITHER#like bro#I’m literally FLOORED rn😭😭#armando aretas#armando armas#bad boys for life#bad boys ride or die#armando aretas x reader#jacob scipio#armando armas x reader#armando x reader
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there are so many comments on the news about marvel rivals whole seattle team getting laid off where people are like "don't worry guys it was just a support team it won't affect the game!!" and it really drives me insane. a bunch of people lost their jobs even though they worked on a successful instant hit game and the only thing you worry about is your silly little game getting updates as scheduled. wow. you lot are like genuinely horrible!
#idgaf about marvel rivals but that was an insane move. insane in the worst way possible#literally nobody is safe in this industry#and gamers once again prove themselves incapable of empathy <3 shocking
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HWAT DO YOU MEAN THREE ENTIRE MILGRAM CHARACTERS ARE DEAD AND IN THE GROUND??? HELLO???? IT ISN'T EVEN SEASON THREE??????
AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU
#milgram#im gonna be fr idgaf about haruka#but SHIDOU???? MAHIRU???? THEY DID NOTTTT DESERVE THIS#AMAN IDGAF IF YOU'RE A LITERAL CHILD YOU SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS !!!!!!#THIS IS NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!#well at least i know yuno and kazui are alive and well! my blorbos <3#i know their ass is leaving with three innocent wins !! they should NOT be on the same level as the rest of the prisoners in there#the crimes being the right to choose and homosexuality...... like damn bitch sure#let's throw you in with brainwashed cult child organ harvester manipulative bully and self-proclaimed vigilante#yuno is fully guiltless idgaf she just needs to get through her skull that what she did was a REASONABLE CHOICE for someone her age#kazui should probably not have lied but given the stigma and everything.#trusting someone with your deepest secret only for them to kill themselves over it like let's be real!!!#ms girl could've done literally ANYTHING ELSE !!! 'oh but she just found out her marriage was a sham' DIVORCE?? LISTENING AND COMMUNICATION#but nooo her first choice is LEAPING from her BALCONY like so dramatic for what!!#and i ranted again. anyways who gaf my post my tags my rules#edit tags below#ok so obviously nothing is confirmed. amane might not have been it she might've had help whatever#i still think this is not an environment in which she can heal. sorry. get her OUT and into therapy STAT#here she's only causing a slew of unnecessary problems! let the nine year old LEAVE and get PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP!!#amane is here just for the shock value and the infighting she causes bc nobody in their right mind would put her ass in here#that being said#AMANE WHEN I GET YOU WHEN I GET YOU AMANE
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I won't lie, I'm a bit disappointed in Max Verstappen fans after Lando's win yesterday. A lot of people are discrediting Lando and McLaren in general. The fact of the matter is that Lando deserved that win.
Yes, it was a lucky safety car. But I think you all are forgetting Max's first win came in part because the Mercedes drivers took each other out. Are you now arguing that Max is a shit driver that doesn't deserve that win because it involved luck there too?
Lando is a fantastic driver and this win is long overdue. It might make you feel better to discuss what ifs but even if we do, that doesn't change the results, and it's honestly just incredibly disrespectful of the work the McLaren engineers put into the upgrades, the efforts of the strategists, and the solid drive that Lando put in.
#also before people start talking about Max's floor damage#yes the floor was damaged and that was not the true pace of the car#yes that does mean that Imola will probably be much better#but who put that damage there?#it was max#nobody else was driving#he was and he caused the damage#ik that's shocking to hear that max made a mistake#but in racing#it's all about capitalizing on other's mistakes#that's literally the entire premise of qualifying#who can put in the fastest lap with the least mistakes#yesterday it wasn't max#and i get that that is upsetting to many after 2 years of near perfection by him#but stop negating the accomplishments of others#while you mourn the loss of the perceived perfection you bestowed upon someone who is only human#max is happy for his friend#why can't you be?#lando norris#max verstappen#formula one#formula 1#f1#miami gp 2024
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People say it's better to have no friends than fake ones
??? No the fuck it's not have you ever attended school in your life
#literally only 2 people i consider friends at my school are not fake#everyone else is an asshole with a fat mouth#it was a culture shock bc at my old school literally nobody cared about you like we had banter and teasing but nobody cared outside
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yotasuke after having a breakdown, yelling at his friend and then vanishing from school for a week
#but its ok hes just a fella with a rabbit#yotatsuke takahashi#blue period#blp#blp manga#blp spoilers#yotasuke#my art#shitposting#was rereading volume 10 again sorry this line is so funny#like after all that i'd be shocked if people werent worried#also literally nobody cared that he was gone from school except yatora which makes it even funnier#girl you have ONE friend and you are ACTIVELY AVOIDING HIM
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THE ONLY THINGS THAT COME UP WHEN YOU SEARCH HAYRISA HERE ARE MY POSTS??? HOW AM I THR FIRST ONE and ONLY ONE IN THE TIMELINE OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN FANDOM TO BE THIS ILL ABOUT HAYDEN AND RISAAAAAA WHAT'S GOING ON 😭
#im shocked a little. like im not bc nonody gaf about them besides me but DAMN#shoutout to sleepy actually for that one hayrisa drawing during the holiday week#like to be fair they also literally don't interact a singular time in the series#they dont ever talk directly to each other. like not ONCE i fear#woe is me#they have such a good dynamic too... the depths at which i've thought about these two.... GOD#literally the girl who's trademark is knowing people better than they know themsleves#and the boy who will go so deep into your psyche like it's a part time job just so he can understand you#THE CONVERSATIONS THEY'D HAVE....#RISA OBSCURING HER OPINIONS AND HER THOUGHTS JUST SO HAYDEN CAN PICK THEM APART AND PULL BACK THE CURTAINNNNNN#she gives him enrichment time in his enclosure 😭 hr is like a little animal#Nobody understands them like i do#they are my favorite duo dynamic in hayconrisa. i cant lie#ppl dont think they'd be in love but they WOULD IS THE THINF :^( HAYDEN IS SO IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRL#i love bisexuals#okay anyway#stan hayrisa forever#cal has thoughts#hayrisa#hayden upchurch#risa ward#hayconrisa#hayden#risa
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i like to think that every morning Lucifer greets the other hotel residents like this;
#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#LISTEN YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE D O E S N T#like this is THE perfect dialogue for him. he is quite LITERALLY their boy!! he's the reason they're here!!!#im shocked that nobody's drawn him saying this yet
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Favorite Dresden Files book (please don't say Ghost Story 😔☹️😣) and favorite Dungeon Crawler Carl book?
Love your blog! :]
HIIIII MOOTSIE (same tone as Donut saying Hi Katia)
I think my favorite Dresden Files is Skin Game. Marcone me beloved.
And for DCC I... cannot pick... you're asking me my favorite meal in a Michelin star seven course dinner... I can't even put a metaphorical gun to my head I love all of them, they all serve a purpose, especially together. Matched set do not separate. But for an answer I'd likely give Gate of the Feral Gods.
And since you're into both Dresden Files and Dungeon Crawler Carl I have a few ocs that I think you'd like >:)
#autixel answers#frequent caller blowfliesorangeeyes#it's rho. the ocs are rho and my mutual raccoonodysseus' oc odys. nobody is shocked but PLEASEEEE THEY'RE LITERALLY LIKE A COMBO OF DCC & DF
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I'm being weird about Oscar Wilde again
#nobodys shocked#i literally have a tattoo related to him#but god dude#sometimes i just remember that he was a real man#and all the things he actually did and the ways he changed society for the better#fuuuuuck dude#kososkas yapping#oscar wilde
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saw some hotd content on instagram and i am stunned by how differently some people are experiencing this show......... what do u mean you're team daemon 🤢
#i also saw a post blaming alicent for literally everything bad that happens in the show........ mental#honestly shocked that not everyone is here for the women and nobody else???#i'm team rhaenyra and alicent being on my screen#that's it#daemon??? really??????#🧃
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btw pleather fucking sucks
#I had pleather parts on a messenger bag I've been using since I was 14#and shocking nobody: the pleather is crumbling. literally crumbling and shedding little bits of plastic fucking everywhere#I take it on days I don't need many textbooks because it's easier with bussing and ITS ALL OVER MY SCHOOL STUFF#inside the folds of my duotang for paper handouts? you bed#*bet#stuck in my page protectors? my pencilcase? literally anything I take?#if that were real leather this would not be happening
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crazy to think that my time and ability to draw has stagnated so much that i have literally only drawn and posted one thing all year long
#slightly negative but mostly im just like. genuinely shocked#with all due respect to myself i have had one of the busiest years of my life so ive literally had no time.#and all of my art supplies have been packed away or unavailable to me for a large chunk#i wanna draw more in 2025! i hope! i have a lot of new ocs in my brain i wanna share with the world!!!!!#it also just feels weird that nobody ive befriended in the last 3 years know me as an 'art person' its like. deep lore that i maybe share#wish i could say i drew stuff that i havent posted!! but even that isnt the case#anyway. one day. ill get there#first i need to finish unpacking my apartment and build my new desk and that will hopefully motivate me!!#idk where i was going with this. i just wanna hold myself accountable with a goal ig#laura life 2kwhenever
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Metaphor Refantazio has already sold 1 million copies?
It came out YESTERDAY?
Atlus, I remember when you were so broke you could barely scrape together the money to finish Persona 4. I figured you'd fold and nobody would ever make weird games anymore since you'd proven nobody liked weird games except for me and like 160k other people on the whole planet.
Instead, it's 2024 and I'm getting what looks to be one of the most complicated games of all time.
#stop b think of the children#they've released a lot of new games that are not really my jam but they ARE selling#and if selling a P3 rhythm game that I can't possibly care about lets them bankroll shit like this I'll allow it#I was DOUBLY shocked as I've seen literally nobody nowhere talking about this game even on tumblr
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