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i think im a lesbian
#desire mona#literally nobody is shocked#but like#idk. like#i heart men but thinking abt it i havent had a genuine bona fide crush on a real life attainable man in a while#god this shits all so confusing i've pondered and been a lesbian like 4 seperate times come ONNNNN why cant i figure this out#i know i dont need to. I KNOW. i just wanna#i made this for you - chris thile#monty said my taste in celeb men is very lesbianish and i agree#chris thile rsl danny pudi. its very. yeah#but like smash tho so idk#thoughtsing
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rook and solas...narrative foils? rook? a narrative foil? to SOLAS? rook? to solas? ROOK? ROOK????
#IN FRONT OF MY ''I WOULD TREASURE THE CHANCE TO BE WRONG ONCE AGAIN MY FRIEND'' ?????????#da4 critical#datv critical#veilguard critical#rook has 0 QUALITIES THAT MAKE THEM A SUITABLE FOIL FOR LITERALLY ANYONE#rook has made NO mistakes ever. rook is good guy coded. treviso/minrathous is a nonstarter. a pointless shock value decision#rook experiences no real meaningful remorse over ANY bad thing theyve done because THEYVE NEVER DONE BAD THINGS#theyre good guy mcgee! happy go lucky hero! oopsie i disrupted the big bad's ritual teehee but actually it was ALL SOLAS' FAULT#rook is the most worthless piece of crap protagonist in history. they shouldnt even be allowed in the same room as solas#you want a nobody to somebody narrative foil? how about the person with a preexisting relationship with solas#whether the inquisitor romanced him hated him or was his best friend solas & the inquisitor are quite literally opposites#but better yet! the inquisitor actually feels like a real person! because rook is just biowares mary sue!#because this team had none of the gumption or drive of the old team & so of course they couldnt pull a game out of their butt in a crunch
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Was nobody gon tell me Jacob scipio smokes???
#🍄 :: 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘#🫦 :: 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗗...#WAS NOBODY GON TELL ME???#NOBODY AT ALL#yall can’t even imagine my shock when I found out😭😭#ITS NOT THEM LITTLE STICK SHITS EITHER#like bro#I’m literally FLOORED rn😭😭#armando aretas#armando armas#bad boys for life#bad boys ride or die#armando aretas x reader#jacob scipio#armando armas x reader#armando x reader
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there are so many comments on the news about marvel rivals whole seattle team getting laid off where people are like "don't worry guys it was just a support team it won't affect the game!!" and it really drives me insane. a bunch of people lost their jobs even though they worked on a successful instant hit game and the only thing you worry about is your silly little game getting updates as scheduled. wow. you lot are like genuinely horrible!
#idgaf about marvel rivals but that was an insane move. insane in the worst way possible#literally nobody is safe in this industry#and gamers once again prove themselves incapable of empathy <3 shocking
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So! Some good news regarding the tribal mob mod situation on the QSMP!
I got in contact with the mod's creator and against my expectations, they were actually very open to hearing feedback and didn't realize that people still saw their mobs as native stereotypes. They were upset and remorseful that the mobs were being refereed to as natives, as that wasn't their intention. Apparently, the original idea was a specific creature from Zulu mythology, that they then attempted to expand out into it's own thing without realizing how it looked to someone not approaching it from that context.
Once I explained to them what the issue was and how it was coming across to people, they saw the problem and realized that they didn't want people to think that about the their mod pack nor did they want to hurt people by invoking racist stereotypes.
We talked for awhile about the problem and various ways to fix it, and they actually really do seem to care about the problem and want to do better. They're going to work with their team to redo the mob design/mechanisms to fix the situation and will get better feedback and work to avoid doing anything like this in the future. I'm actually pretty impressed by how open they were to feedback and how willing they were to want to do better once they were told that people were being hurt by the portrayal in their mod.
Time will tell exactly what will happen there, but for now, they are aware of the issue, they're sorry, and they're going to work on fixing it. So there's that to be hopeful about.
#sif speaks#qsmp#minecraft modded#minecraft mods#honestly was shocked by how open they were to hear the issues#I literally think nobody has ever told them that current portrayal did not fix the issue#I don't know how that happened#but they were legitimately open to my feedback and did actually realize the core issue#and want to fix it even if it means scrapping something they worked hard on
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sometimes I forget that my experience has been. um. not 'your experiences are not universal' vibes but more like 'your experiences are EXTREMELY atypical'
#red said#recent events have reminded me that my life has involved like. a LOT of other people's psychosis#like not in a way where i have been Beset By Terrifying Crazies bc that's not like. a thing.#but a lot of people in my life have had a lot of really severe psychotic episodes#and i FORGET sometimes. that actually that is an Unusual Amount Of Experience With Psychosis for someone who's not#for somebody who has not really personally ever had psychotic episodes (unless severe PTSD flashbacks count)#actually i tell a lie i have maybe had One psychotic episode but because it was very situational and i knew what was happening#i was able to ride it out. because i am literally only psychotic Inside Hospitals and so that's all fine#as long as i LITERALLY NEVER HAVE TO HAVE INPATIENT CARE. Very important to me to never ever ever require surgery i think.#i can handle the amount of psychosis i get from a 1-4 hour stopoff in hospital#as long as i know I'm leaving soon then i can just Cope with the fact that the walls are moving and reality is thin#ANYWAY that's not the point the point is i forget! that most ppl i know have experience of at most a handful of severe psychotic episodes#some people i know have experienced more for sure. especially if the episodes were mostly theirs.#but people really seem to expect me to be more freaked out by their symptoms of psychosis than i am#bc i don't think i really register it as frightening unless they're in actual danger or Currently Aggressing Actually At Me#like i WORRY about them bc it can super suck but it's not SHOCKING or WEIRD#there have definitely been times ive been frightened. one time i woke up in the night and my friend was standing over me with a knife#but also like he was still HIM he was just having a moment. and as soon as i got the knife off him he just came back and broke down.#and we were fine and he was safe and i learnt the valuable lesson that even when people seem like they wanna kill you they probably don't#tbf now I'm thinking about it it's honestly a tossup whether he was there to threaten or because he felt a need to guard us#like to be clear probably don't try and take a knife off someone having a psychotic break. i was 17 and it was 3am and i knew him very well#i probably did not make the smartest call but nobody got hurt is the point#anyway you know there's that kind of psychotic episode and my granny got very violently angry a few times. buuuut you know there's also#been plenty of other times I've been with somebody having an episode and it's been chill as hell.#my ex saw and heard monsters so much that eventually she just got sick of being scared. we used to watch TV with them#i would sometimes have to sit on a bit of sofa that wasn't haunted and we might not be able to watch certain things bc they didn't like it#most of the time she was hallucinating there was absolutely nothing to worry about we just had a few extra variables#honestly of everyone i know who's had psychotic episodes or schizophrenia the amount of times it's been a material risk#is like. low single figures? maybe low double if you include self harm but idk what the cause and effect is there.#idk why you would need to be frightened like 99.99% of the time it truly is usually just Oh No That Seems Distressing For You I'm Sorry
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HWAT DO YOU MEAN THREE ENTIRE MILGRAM CHARACTERS ARE DEAD AND IN THE GROUND??? HELLO???? IT ISN'T EVEN SEASON THREE??????
AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU
#milgram#im gonna be fr idgaf about haruka#but SHIDOU???? MAHIRU???? THEY DID NOTTTT DESERVE THIS#AMAN IDGAF IF YOU'RE A LITERAL CHILD YOU SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS !!!!!!#THIS IS NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!#well at least i know yuno and kazui are alive and well! my blorbos <3#i know their ass is leaving with three innocent wins !! they should NOT be on the same level as the rest of the prisoners in there#the crimes being the right to choose and homosexuality...... like damn bitch sure#let's throw you in with brainwashed cult child organ harvester manipulative bully and self-proclaimed vigilante#yuno is fully guiltless idgaf she just needs to get through her skull that what she did was a REASONABLE CHOICE for someone her age#kazui should probably not have lied but given the stigma and everything.#trusting someone with your deepest secret only for them to kill themselves over it like let's be real!!!#ms girl could've done literally ANYTHING ELSE !!! 'oh but she just found out her marriage was a sham' DIVORCE?? LISTENING AND COMMUNICATION#but nooo her first choice is LEAPING from her BALCONY like so dramatic for what!!#and i ranted again. anyways who gaf my post my tags my rules#edit tags below#ok so obviously nothing is confirmed. amane might not have been it she might've had help whatever#i still think this is not an environment in which she can heal. sorry. get her OUT and into therapy STAT#here she's only causing a slew of unnecessary problems! let the nine year old LEAVE and get PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP!!#amane is here just for the shock value and the infighting she causes bc nobody in their right mind would put her ass in here#that being said#AMANE WHEN I GET YOU WHEN I GET YOU AMANE
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I won't lie, I'm a bit disappointed in Max Verstappen fans after Lando's win yesterday. A lot of people are discrediting Lando and McLaren in general. The fact of the matter is that Lando deserved that win.
Yes, it was a lucky safety car. But I think you all are forgetting Max's first win came in part because the Mercedes drivers took each other out. Are you now arguing that Max is a shit driver that doesn't deserve that win because it involved luck there too?
Lando is a fantastic driver and this win is long overdue. It might make you feel better to discuss what ifs but even if we do, that doesn't change the results, and it's honestly just incredibly disrespectful of the work the McLaren engineers put into the upgrades, the efforts of the strategists, and the solid drive that Lando put in.
#also before people start talking about Max's floor damage#yes the floor was damaged and that was not the true pace of the car#yes that does mean that Imola will probably be much better#but who put that damage there?#it was max#nobody else was driving#he was and he caused the damage#ik that's shocking to hear that max made a mistake#but in racing#it's all about capitalizing on other's mistakes#that's literally the entire premise of qualifying#who can put in the fastest lap with the least mistakes#yesterday it wasn't max#and i get that that is upsetting to many after 2 years of near perfection by him#but stop negating the accomplishments of others#while you mourn the loss of the perceived perfection you bestowed upon someone who is only human#max is happy for his friend#why can't you be?#lando norris#max verstappen#formula one#formula 1#f1#miami gp 2024
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People say it's better to have no friends than fake ones
??? No the fuck it's not have you ever attended school in your life
#literally only 2 people i consider friends at my school are not fake#everyone else is an asshole with a fat mouth#it was a culture shock bc at my old school literally nobody cared about you like we had banter and teasing but nobody cared outside
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yotasuke after having a breakdown, yelling at his friend and then vanishing from school for a week
#but its ok hes just a fella with a rabbit#yotatsuke takahashi#blue period#blp#blp manga#blp spoilers#yotasuke#my art#shitposting#was rereading volume 10 again sorry this line is so funny#like after all that i'd be shocked if people werent worried#also literally nobody cared that he was gone from school except yatora which makes it even funnier#girl you have ONE friend and you are ACTIVELY AVOIDING HIM
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i like to think that every morning Lucifer greets the other hotel residents like this;

#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#LISTEN YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE D O E S N T#like this is THE perfect dialogue for him. he is quite LITERALLY their boy!! he's the reason they're here!!!#im shocked that nobody's drawn him saying this yet
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It will never cease to amaze me that Marina's hair in the Electra Heart era really went from this:




to this:




and yet people were SHOCKED when she admitted she'd been wearing a wig
#it still annoys me how shocked people were#when we literally had a photo of some girl who met her in the club and she had SHORT DARK HAIR#and everyone was just confused and moved on until she admitted it#i clocked it but nobody listened i was so annoyed#electra heart#marina#marina and the diamonds
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ao3 author curse IS real i almost drowned today
#for all the information on rip currents nobody really tells you how hard it is#to notice when you’re getting swept up in one until you Literally Can’t Stand Anymore#anyway!!! i’m all good so that’s good.#just in shock. lol. lmao even#oh yeah i think this is a given#but that fic i’ve been posting about recently Will be delayed substantially#anyway ANYONE GOING OUT AT SEA TBIS SUMMER OR EVER#PLEASE STAY SAFE & SWIM WITH OTHERS & REMEMBER#you are not immune to Rip Current#🫶🫶🫶#tw drowning
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Hate having adhd went to go work on my fallout modpack, got distracted while going to disable the steam overlay, ended up in the points shop, went to go edit my profile, decided to change my pfp, found a buried folder I forgot existed, found some old Veneer art I forgot existed, spent 45 minutes looking at all the old photos, STILL HAVE NOT TOGGLED ONE SIMPLE OPTION THAT SHOULD'VE TAKEN 30 SECONDS AT MOST
#I'm shocked I have these drawings scanned on my pc I don't remember doing that I must've done it before I left in case my mom threw all my#Art out again#Anyway at age 12 I was writing a better '3 merpeople go on land to find a 4th one that has been disguised as a human all his life' story#Than Ma/ko Merm/aids EVER did so uh. Take that Jonathan#God it sucks so bad that kid me would've LOVED MM if it just DIDN'T HAVE THE STUPID GENDER WAR BULLSHIT#Literally the entire first and second season is just. So fucking stupid. I wrote a God damn essay about how they fumbled Erik's story SO BAD#I don't even LIKE Erik BUT THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#THE CHARACTER POTENTIAL AND WRITING COULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN ZANE B. S1 OF H2O BUT THEY THREW IT AWAY AND FOR WHAT!!!!!!!#Seriously you're telling me a kid who was abandoned his entire life for being male didn't have a bigger impact on the pod than FUCKING ZAK?#That plot twist of 'oh actually Zak was a merman all along' was 100% so they could guilt free write Erik out#Instead of like. Having him face his actions or redeem himself in like. Any way. He just fucks off. THEN the pod is like lol Zac were sorry#We're sorry for literally not doing anything to you because you were privledged enough to have a mother who was super ultra powerful#So you were never really affected by our actions until JUST now. Unlike that other fuckface Erik who suffered his whole life alone#Also then in s3 there are STILL no mermen in the pod. Not even little mermen babies. No kids and teens they've welcomed back n apologized to#NOTHING#God. Mm pisses me off dude#AND I STILL HAVENT TOGGLED THAT FUCKING OPTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#Cruddy rambles#God I'm not done I'm sorry fallout can wait YOU ARE TELLING ME THE GUY WHO TELLS US HOW SHITTY MERMAN BABIES R TREATED BY THE POD. IS NOT#THE SAME ONE THE POD APOLOGIZES TO IN THE SEASON FINALE BECAUSE THEY WROTE IN A SHITTY PLOT TWIST?#AUUUUUUUHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#It's so bad. It's so fucking bad. It's so needlessly gendered and for what. They could've just had 2 rival warring pods#What pisses me off the most is that s3 (4) completely pivots and never really follows thru with the s1 and 2 story arcs#The writers just kinda wash thsir hands of that because 'hey the pod said sorry to zac' BUT THEN NOTHING ACTUALLY CHANGES!!!!#Maybe instead of having a constantly rotating cast of characters s3 (4) could've instead focused on Ondina and Erik's relationship a bit#Maybe have Ondina tell him she wants to just stay friends because she can't trust him. Have him IDK grow and change as a character?#Maybe so you can show kids nobody is born evil and we all need support systems and healthy relationships to grow and become better people??#THAT would've been a GOOD FOLLOW THROUGH#But no instead u just write him out of the show and never show any OTHER mermen who were exiled being welcomed back#Like u had Ondina becoming a teacher... Why not have Zac become a teacher for all the new mermen who were just recently welcomed back??
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I'm being weird about Oscar Wilde again
#nobodys shocked#i literally have a tattoo related to him#but god dude#sometimes i just remember that he was a real man#and all the things he actually did and the ways he changed society for the better#fuuuuuck dude#kososkas yapping#oscar wilde
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saw some hotd content on instagram and i am stunned by how differently some people are experiencing this show......... what do u mean you're team daemon 🤢
#i also saw a post blaming alicent for literally everything bad that happens in the show........ mental#honestly shocked that not everyone is here for the women and nobody else???#i'm team rhaenyra and alicent being on my screen#that's it#daemon??? really??????#🧃
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