#literally my coolest mutual??? :(

[edgarnoe]

That one person you run to when the dance teacher mentions corner work >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(Reblog if they're cooler than, like, a whole three servings of ur comfort food)

[rainedroptalks]

Superboy and Fabian Seacaster are the same guy to me

[widevibratobitch]

ripping this moment to shreds with my teeth

[saturnniidae]

astrid for the character ask game?

(p.s deya you are so cool)

YAYAUAY I LOVE YAMMERING ABKJT ASTRID (ALSO TYSM???)

Favorite thing about her: the way she cares so deeply for people but is bad at showing it and has the most diabolical case of cuteness aggression I fear I've ever seen. She expresses her love for her friends through actions like protecting them.

Least favorite thing: How she only has like one episode (the flighttmare episode where shes trying to regain her famliys honor. off the top of my head) dedicated solely to her, and all her other development being linked to Hiccup in some way and how she's slowly just reduced to 'supportive gf' in the later movies.

Favorite line: "Our parents war is about to become ours! Figure out which side you're on." Because it just tells you so much about her character. She's essentially a child soldier, well they all are, but the others still goof off, yknow, like kids are supposed to?? Astrid allows herself 0 moments of weakness (respite) and puts everything before herself to ensure berks safety.

BrOTP: I already talked about her and Snotlout, so how about her and Fishlegs? Like they their moments of silliness in that one rtte ep where he helped her look for a betrothal gift and her helping him protect the dramillions. It shows they have such a bond you'd think would be kind of unlikely but then it's like. Never talked about again and it makes me mad bc they're such best friends :(

(let Astrid have friends outside of Hiccup challenge: FAILED)

OTP: Her and Hiccup. Or Heather. Heathstrid is more of a 'it's cute and makes sense' ship than one I'm genuinely invested in tbh bc I don't think Heather needs a love interest, so ig hiccstrid since I'm more invested in it. (or specifically the version that lives in my head)

NOTP: idk. I saw her shipped with viggo once. That was Interesting (boo throws tomatoes👎👎)

Random headcanon:

Now knowing their war with the dragons was essentially pointless, she feels like she wasted her childhood. Had someone only realized and ended it sooner, she wouldn't have spent all her time training instead of being happy. Also she's trans <33

(Astrid child soldier Hofferson you grew up too fast. The dragon war ended only for her to be thrust into another conflict (war with viggo) shortly after but it's not like she's complaining. I feel like she spent so much time training to fight, she barely knows how to just. Be.)

Also. She keeps a little handkerchief in that pouch on her belt to wipe her hands after holding Hiccup's. Sweaty ass palms.

Also also, I feel like she has a slightly strained relationship with her parents and siblings and her uncle is her closest famliy member.

Unpopular opinion:

Sheshould get to be silly and be allowed to kind of suck sometimes. Let her be kind of a bitch with no remorse!!! let her be goofy sometimes!!!

Song I associate her with:

There's a few

Crab - Alex g (specifically her and Hiccup in the 1st movie and before it), The Wedding List - Kate Bush and The Calling - The Amazing Devil

(I've always interpreting The Calling as moving on from a desire to please and being blinded to other important aspects of life due to to one's obsession with strength, reflecting on that and starting anew which I feel fits her)

Favorite picture:

She looks so happy here it makes my chest hurt (gotnf is fhe best depiction of Astrid in all of httyd outside the first movie. I'll die in this hill)

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

anybody wanna draw stuff on magma together? :3 @yurki-posts @wreckrinho @atomicpirateperson @h0dge-p0dge @kateczka

i'm gonna be drawin' tawog (obviously) and probably stuff from my aus (also ocs and junk), so feel free to join! i'm curious to see what kinda goofs we could make >:) anyone else is also free to join in

idk how well magma works on mobile (cuz i know a lot of peeps draw on tablets n such) but hopefully its not too bad. unless its REAL BAD in which case im gonna look like a big idiot lol

[gortrash]

Getting to asks tomorrow bc it’s late but I just wanted to say thank you for interacting with my silly little blog! I can’t believe my dumb shitpost has almost 400 notes. I’ve always refused to call myself an artist because I either didn’t do it frequently enough or didn’t have the skill to call myself one (I know, that’s so silly) and I’ve only just begun sharing my art online so thank you! It’s making me more confident to share my weird creations from my TES sandbox with you guys.

[marchsfreakshow]

The way I'm mutuals with the coolest fic writers on this app??!!! Insane to me

Anyway mutuals ilysm you're all so cool and old :3 🫶💜

[sparrownnax]

I remember grade school. On Valentine's Day, we got a list of classmates's names and were expected to buy a package of Valentine's cards and sign one for every classmate.

Now, I can be a little more selective, so if you get this, I thought of you as one of my classmates and wanted to do something nice for you on the love holiday.

This does not necessarily mean I think of you in any romantic way or am flirting with you.

Happy Valentine's Day.

happy valentines thank you!!!!!

[oreowolmao3]

Mmhahhaa i just had a fucking dream about my old Tumblr mutual who i completely ruined my friendship with and they definitely hate me and i have no chance at ever being friends with them again but i had a silly dream about being friends with them again and now i want to try being friends with them again but i know it wouldn't work out and i know they'd just hate me even more and i hate my brain i hate everything

Anyways Michael if you're reading this dm me 🫶🏻

[americasferrera]

sometimes i get worried and insecure about my life and then im like... im literally so funny and smart and cool be so serious, i have multiple awards for singing and acting, i have worked under grammy nominated artists and juliard professors as well as a literal music prodigy, i have written and produced my own music, i have worked hard to maintain a 3.9 GPA in college, i graduated #20 out of my class of 300 people, i help raise my niece and know how to take care of myself and another human being, i am a talented writer and poet, i have a good relationship with my mom and sister and am apart of a family who loves me and values me, and im a butch lesbian.... ill be fine lmao

[unnamed-proxy]

Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW

do y'all also have mutuals whom you’re actually a fan of? like everytime u see them on your dash u just,,,,, “u go mutual that’s my mutual!!!!! i love u mutual!!!! i can’t even believe we’re mutuals i don’t deserve u!!!! keep being u mutual!!!”

[absolutelyzoned]

whhy are my mutuals the actual literal coolest people ever uuhhghghhhhh

[rainbowkeyboardyippee]

Tumblr in the Miraculous Ladybug Universe. _________________________

🔮 smilenshine Follow

Cold take but I actually do think being akumatised sounds like the coolest thing in the world

Like, I get super cool superpowers for literally zero work? Sign me up lmao

🧸 fluffy-sunny-rainbows Follow

Are you mentally fucked in the head? Getting akumatised means being controlled by a PSYCHOPATH who exploits your mental health to make you kill people. All the victims of H*wkmoth would like a word with you.

❄️ purpur-stairs Follow

^^^ My cousin's sibling was akumatised once and it traumatised them for life. They say they still have nightmares about it

🪐 number-one-fandomorono Follow

You can't even remember stuff when you're akumatised lmao that's just a bold faced lie tumblr user purpur-stairs

❄️ purpur-stairs Follow

Even if it was somehow a sort of lie it doesn't even matter being akumatised is the worst thing to happen to a person ever fuck you

🥦 ilovebrocollilmao Follow

Hey, as a previously akumatised person, i want to say that there's a major stigma around being akumatised that I think is unfair. OP is right that you do get to have cool powers, and you don't even do anything that bad (I personally just went around growing vegetables). Ladybug and Cat Noir just undo all the bad stuff anyway, and, as said above, you don't even remember anything from the experience. Honestly, I think more people should be getting akumatised, for their mental health :)

💡dingdingsingding Follow

that's a literal terrorist. like there's no around it, h*wkmoth is a terrorist. like i dont even know what you think youre defending that is just a freaking terrier

🐕 dog-typos Follow

Terrier

🦋 thensomesaywhenwell Follow

The inherent homoeroticism of being controlled by another man at your lowest, forced into doing his bidding through magical and unknown means, while his very presence changes you completely

🐴 theplanetearth Follow

Why am I not surprised the horndogs like the skinsuit butterfly man

🦄 peaceandloveon Follow

Is he really a terrorist if he does no permanent damage btw? Like all the stuff doesn't matter in the end, right?

📊 pleaseaskmetodomath Follow

Statistically speaking, out of almost 250 akumatisations, Ladybug and Chat Noir have fixed all damage that occurred in Paris 99.4% of the time. So, going by that logic, Hawk Moth was only a terrorist that one time Ladybug was helping the American Heroes.

👎 i-say-no-way Follow

No way!!!

🔮 smilenshine Follow

Who are you people, I posted this for my 2 mutuals

[bloodchapell]

piercings are scary - armin a.

brief summary: after spending so much time with whom he considers the coolest person ever, armin gets corrupted and wants to be cool too. he gets interested in piercings

what to expect: alt and very nerdy reader, equally nerdy armin, mutual pinning, mention of needles

your sword’s note: alt armin I LOVE YOU, he is getting there i promise. all past and future parts of this au series available in my mistresslist

“How many piercings do you have?” He asks looking at the sky as he lays down under the tree in the middle of the campus.

“Well I have three lobe piercings in each ear, two helixes in each ear too, a septum, snake bites and a belly button one.” You count trying to cover his face with a book from the sun.

“Did they hurt too much?” He asks almost innocently and you take a glance at his pristine ears, he has nothing.

“Just a little but it’s more of a momentary burn and then you just kind of forget about them… which you shouldn’t.” You summarize. “Why?”

“Maybe I got a little envious of how the vkei guys look like and I want to be cool too…” He admits furrowing his eyebrows with seriousness to hide the embarrassment growing in him.

“That is actually so cool…” With your face a few inches away from his you say; he blushes. “I will take you literally right now.”

The bus is delayed and the store closes at five on Sundays, but somehow you guys manage to make it on time. You discuss in the bus what piercings he wants and even though he starts listing a whole bible, you stop him and tell him to settle for three; he chooses his earlobes and a vertical labret.

The tattoo and piercing parlor is for sure one of the most intimidating places Armin has been to, and being guided to the leather chair on the back feels like he is walking the stairs down to hell. He sits down and you stay at a good distance so the piercer has room to move around but it is still good for you to watch. The piercer starts marking two dots in his ears with the little blue marker and asks Armin if the placement is good, he nods hesitantly and the piercer proceeds. He seems extremely nervous and his eyes close unconsciously when the piercer takes the needle. Soon it is done, and he is paler than a sheet of paper.

“Are you okay ‘Min?” You rush to ask when the piercer says she will look for the jewelry for his lip piercing.

“I don’t know… it burns.” He says weakly and you can’t help but laugh.

“You got this, you’re almost done.” You say as the piercer comes back.

He genuinely almost faints when his lip is pierced, but alas, he now feels cooler than ever.

“Does it look good? Does it suit me?” He asks constantly on the ride back home, checking himself on the front camera of his phone while his other hand is being held by yours because he WILL faint and fall if you don’t hold him (he refused to accept holding your hand but did fall walking out of the parlor)

“You look the handsomest.” You affirm and he goes red.

[kawaiibarty]

rating my mutuals because i miss that part of my old intro and im bored.

@eef-stars no rating because you my number one for life/rizz.

@jamespotterbbg 15/10 my favourite daughter and the best person to stir shit with

@seekmemystar 99/100. my most ardent fan.

@gasolinehornet 😼/10. nuff said.

@circe-but-better 3/10. fix your taste in men.

@definitionoffuckup 9/10. absolutely slays every theme. like a little gremlin.

@prongsfish 7/10. my g. where are you 😔😔😔 when you come back ill make you 69/10 again 😔😔😔

@garden-of-runar 4/10. seriously? strawberries? no garden in sight

@goformoony 10/10 marinmoemoe everyone. my favourite nonchalant chalant bitch

@dracure 10/10. my theory is that you're secretly carmilla. if not you're definitely related to her or like victor frankenstein or some shit.

@thereal-evanrosier 8/10. im not entirely sure you're a real person yet/j

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can 8/10. ill give you a ten once you've made that dessert 😔

@enbysiriusblack 420/10 hehe. you're like, high every other day. my dude in chrizzler are you alright 🐬🐬🐬

@sotiredimbored 10000/10 omg they're just a little turtle guys

@asters-tempo ★/10. you seem like you prefer gold stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ five star rating. little sweetheart 😔

@calypso10191 ☺️/10. idk you seem like you're that emoji. I MAY BE WRONG

@formertokenstraight 11/10 another little bean.

@yourlocalbadgerscales ⁉️/10 WHY DID YOU REBLOG THIS POST ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ lol

@sleepinginmygrave 🪼/10 super cool fish friend that sTOLE MY NAME

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass ☀️/10 literally the sun. also stole my name. wtf guys gET ORIGINAL/jjj 😎

@aesthetic-writer18 27/10 coolest vampire ive ever met in my life.

@thestrawberryapologist 2/10. 2 points for editor of the year award -8 because wtf. you too???? strawberries????????

@inara-tries-to-survive 13/10 the real femininominon

@therewasnofloorbtw 0/10 hater 😒/jjj

@vulcajes jeff buckley/10 oh that was soooooo riiiiiyaaaaaaalllll

@kip-davis 💯/10. one of my first mutuals on this app love you homie ‼️/p

@sstarmanbutitsregulusblack ⭐���/10 all aboard the ss david bowie song regulus black

@onecoolbeetle 10/10 literally the cool beetle and the ONLY cool beetle ever

uhm lmk if you wanna be added because i DEFINITELY forgot people.

[luciluck2046]

WHOOOOHOOOO

It's my bday :3

Not a big deal...

Me and my friends actually contributed to this drawing. Respect to them.

They're some of the best friends I have. But I don't have that many friends. Tho literally every one of my friends is a good friend :3

But I don't only have friends around me.

I have some in other countries.

Far away.

But that doesn't make them any less of friends :3

So I will say a good thing about EVERY friend of mine.

Starting with my friend group.

Then the online friends.

I RL LOVE YOU GUYS <3

MY GIRLFRIEND, MY BELOVED GIRL TO MY SOUL AND HEART. You've been the light of my life, glowing when things became hard, and supporting me when I couldn't speak. I owe you my life, and I hope you have a LOVELY day <3

MY BESTIE, MY FRIEND AND SILLY RABBIT. You're the friendliest, yet most violent, one of the friend group. You're a cool motherfucker and I wish you the best. Now go fuck yourself.

MY FRIEND, MY SILLY AND YAP LISTENER. You're a cool, interesting girl and yapping to each other about out current hyperfixations is something I absolutely love.

MY FRIEND, MY UNRELATED OLDER SISTER. You like Undertale too! And Stardew, and other games and fandoms. And you're a very good artist, and are very silly.

MY FRIEND, MY FELLOW SILLY AND FOOD GIVER. Thanks for all the food I swear, I can't only survive by my food. BUT you're cool, and sing very well! hope the pans are safe

MY FRIEND, MY FELLOW SOUL TWIN. How tf do I relate to most of you? Anyway have a duck 🦆🦆🦆🦆

MY FRIEND, AND VERY COOL YAP LISTENER. You're tall. Also you listen to my yap sometimes. And you're so chill how do you do that?

AND NOW, THE ONLINE COOL PPL <3

@a-mess-of-a-crow. You're a very good writer, and a very good artist. I love your art and I like talking with you about different themes :3 Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

@akanemnon. You're the reason I even installed Tumblr. You inspire me and you make so much cool art, I hope you realize that we're so thankful for your comic. Also thanks for being a cool content creator.

@theomniplayer. Cool au, cool art, cool player, cool in general. Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

@ultrabean. ONE OF THE COOLEST COMICS. I rl wonder how y'all can do that. Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

@okamiz36. HOW DO YOU DRAW SO WELL, MY FRIEND, YOU'RE GOD BLESSED WTF. Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

@purpleeggyboi. Your silly levels are OFF THE CHARTS. Man you're a star. Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

@th3-r4t-48. Man we both go insane at times, or have our breakdowns. I hope you are doing a bit better, but I'll silly with you if you want :3 Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

@slasher-jax. Your ocs are WOW. Just WOW. You're a great person. Also thanks for being a cool mutual.

But the most important thing. THANK YOU ALL, MY FALLOWERS, MY FRIENDS, FAMILY, LOVED ONES, EVEN STRANGERS! THANKS FOR EXISTING AND BEING A COOL PERSON!!!

Now have some cake :3

(sorry the drawing isn't finished)