#literally entrancing i cant stop watching

[waldau-archived]

I cant insert a photo here on your ask but it goes something like

"Do whatever you want!!!" X said out of anger then character Y kissed him gently. "You said do whatever i want, right?"

whatever — choi seungcheol | 1,821 words | hurt/comfort, fluff

this prompt was really cute!!!

gender neutral reader. warnings: reader is stressed out? and in need of a hug?

you love the sounds that make the house you share with seungcheol your home.

you love hearing the door creak when you open it at that specific angle. you love the sound of the clock ticking in the living room that seungcheol himself picked out. you love the sound of him walking on the wooden floor of your house, the sound of his glass when it clinks against the marble of the kitchen island, the birds chirping in the evening when you take out time to just relax against him and watch the sun set, and the sound of his quiet snores when he insists he wants to watch you watch your favourite shows, only to end up falling asleep.

there’s none of that here, in this moment.

you take off your shoes and kick them to the side, not bothering to open the cabinet to put them inside because the doors make a particularly loud sound when they snap shut, and you don’t want to risk waking seungcheol up again.

it’s been an odd couple of weeks, with you staying out late because of more work and seungcheol staying in because his workload has been relatively less for the beginning of the new year. him being at home would’ve made you happy if you didn’t have to apologize for cancelling and rescheduling dates, or for being left with energy enough only for a bath and a quick dinner, movie plus cuddling sessions replaced by cuddling in your sleep. if you were lucky to get back home in time, that is.

you stop and listen for a few moments. there’s no sound to be heard. the door to your bedroom is shut, which means that seungcheol must have already gone to sleep.

a little pang of hurt stabs your heart. it’s not like you want him to keep late hours for you, but you’re not exactly doing well in these trying times, and you’d really love to have his voice wash out your worries.

a resounding bang from the kitchen startles you. before you can even think of the worst possible scenario that could’ve just transpired, seungcheol walks out of the kitchen, a rolling pin in one hand and some flour on his hair and his rolled up sleeves. the literal definition of a hot mess.

“hey, baby,” he says, eyes widening when he sees you. “i was expecting you to be back in an hour or two.”

so it’s that bad, huh? it’s become normal for him to expect you to come back even later? you focus on the stains on his clothes instead, and the rolling pin that seems so out of place in his hand. “what exactly are you doing?”

“nothing! well, nothing much. yet. maybe you should stay out of here for a while.”

one thing about seungcheol is that he never keeps secrets. he can’t tell you a white lie to save his life, much less a black lie. “cheol,” you say, frowning, “both of us know you don’t even cook. are you baking? and why’s there flour in your hair?”

“sieving accident,” he mumbles, so quiet that you almost don’t catch it.

“should i be afraid?” you ask, pinching the bridge of your nose. you feel like your tears are a short distance away, and you really, really hope he’s done nothing more. something tells you that isn’t it, however.

“not really!” says seungcheol, but you can read him like glass at this point. the little nervous laugh and the way his nose twitches when he tries spinning facts makes you dread what you’re going to find inside. “maybe you should have a nice bath before you sleep? did you have dinner yet?”

you try to move past him into the kitchen but he blocks the entrance with his broad frame. the one time this isn’t sexy.

“cheol, let me in.”

“not until you tell me the password.”

“there’s a password now? what, something like choi seungcheol is the best?”

he giggles. “close.”

you sigh. “cheol, i’m really not in the mood to play games right now. please tell me what’s going on in there?”

he tries pulling that face, the one with the puppy eyes, where he looks at you so pleadingly that you’re generally ready to fold and do whatever he asks of you, but right now it just doesn’t work on you. the more evasive he is, the more worried you get. before he can react, you duck under his outstretched arms and into the kitchen.

rather, into the mess he’s made of the kitchen.

you’ve heard stories about junhui trying to bake. they sounded absolutely hilarious, and you’ve always wondered how he could mess up so bad that he managed to land waffle batter on the ceiling. especially when he didn’t even own a ladder to try and clean it.

it’s not funny when it’s your house that has some batter on the walls. at least it’s not the ceiling, you think, a bit hysterical, until you see flour on the…everywhere. it’s just everywhere. the counter, near the sink, in front of the oven like it’s a modern day trail of breadcrumbs that hansel and gretel would’ve followed. there’s also baking supplies scattered all over, an extremely huge sheet of baking paper lining a tray that’s sitting next to a bunch of bowls.

it’s a mess, to say the least.

“i’m sorry,” seungcheol says, gently turning you away from the sight of it. he winces when he sees your face. you don’t even know what your face looks like. all you know is that you’re tired, that you need a break, and that the last thing you would have liked to see today was your boyfriend’s face while he was peacefully asleep, and not…this.

you shake your head but no words come out.

“i’m sorry,” seungcheol repeats, setting the rolling pin down on the counter. a comical little cloud of flour rises and settles. what kind of accident even was that? “i was just…trying to bake.”

“cheol, you didn’t even know why we use baking soda till last week!”

“hey!” he says, defensive. “i asked you so i could learn. and i know this isn’t great, but—” his words dry up when he notices where your gaze lies — on the batch of cookies that are burned beyond belief.

you can’t believe your eyes, either. you’re not the biggest baker in the world, but you’ve never burned anything you’ve baked. especially not in your first attempt. maybe you’d have given up the courage to bake again if that had happened, but seungcheol clearly isn’t that bothered by it.

you don’t know if it’s because of how pitiful they look, or how long your day has been, but you feel a lump rise in your throat.

“you never even do this,” you whisper, only focusing on his face and not the mess around you. “why did you think you had to do this today?”

“am i not allowed to try things if i want to?” he asks, crossing his arms.

“it’s not that, cheol,” you say, trying to be as reasonable as possible. “i’d ask you for some help before trying something i’ve never done before. you never, ever do this. only when i ask you to help me. why today?”

“because i wanted to,” he says, almost flippant. “i’ll clean it up before you know it.”

but it’s not about the mess. it’s not about the burnt cookies. it’s not about the way he tried to block you from seeing the state of the kitchen. it’s the finality in his tone. it’s the fact that it’s not a big deal to him because he hasn’t had the day you’ve had.

seungcheol’s eyes widen when he sees your lips tremble. “are you seriously mad at me? for baking?”

“do whatever you want,” you hiss, tired and angry, feeling a single tear slide down your cheek. “i shouldn’t have looked inside.” you turn to walk away before it becomes a full fledged cascade of tears, but you don’t go far because of the hand holding on to your wrist.

“stop,” he says, holding you strong enough that it becomes futile to try and escape.

“let me go, seungcheol,” you say, avoiding his face.

“oh, no,” he breathes out, and the next thing you know is that your face is cradled in his hands and there’s a warm kiss pressed to your forehead. and your nose. and your lips. and it keeps repeating till you push him away, your face in his hands. you can feel the ugly emotions inside you ebbing away slowly, reducing to small embers that prickle the slightest bit.

“what are you doing?” you ask weakly.

“you said do whatever i want, right?” he asks, a smile on his face.

that gets you to break, for some reason. you would’ve forgiven him even if he’d gotten batter on the ceiling, because this — the sight of seungcheol with flour in his otherwise perfect hair, wearing an old shirt and beaming at you even though you’ve snapped at him — kills even those small embers.

you press your face to his chest and let the tears out silently.

seungcheol rubs your back. “hey,” he says softly. “let it out, okay? and i’m sorry about the mess. i meant it when i said i’ll clean—”

“it’s not that,” you whisper. “just…hold me?”

seungcheol complies, and you find yourself swaying in his hold in the silence of your house.

“want to talk to me about it?” he offers when you pull away, feeling slightly better. “i’m—”

“stop apologizing to me, cheol,” you say, laughing a little wetly. “it’s not the kitchen. i’ve just…i’ve been missing you like crazy and i miss just being with you without doing anything. i hate coming home late and seeing you asleep by yourself in our bed. i want…i want things to go back to the way they were.”

“so, a bad week?”

“more than one.”

“but you have me here at the end of every single day, right?” seungcheol says, pushing up the corners of your lips to make you smile. you do smile, but it’s because of the cute grin he has on his face. “we’ll get through it before you know it.”

you sigh. “it sounds good when you say it like that.”

“because i mean it. also, one more thing.”

“yeah?”

“please don’t ever call me by my whole name again.”

“only if you mess up the kitchen that bad again.”

“hey!”

“also, why were you baking in the first place?”

“because i wanted to cheer you up,” he says, sheepish, and you want to do nothing more than hold his face and kiss him silly.

“you’re an idiot, baby,” you say, cradling his face in your hands. “but you’re my idiot. and i love you.”

seungcheol’s blushing face is quite possibly enough to get you through tomorrow.

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[mattsnight]

Frustrated - Chris Sturniolo

Summary: in which y/n gets frustrated and Chris helps her.

Warnings: sex, cursing, oral (female!receiving)

A/N: helloooo kinktober!! Ill be posting more smut this month hope yall r readyyy

“Chris will you calm down? Im trying to work.” You say, completely annoyed by your boyfriend Chris. He has been acting like a clingy koala all day. Constantly needing to be close to you and touching you, while you are trying to learn for your exams. You can hear his whines at your rejection before he sits back down on his bed, still watching you.

After a while you were frustrated with your work and you were starting to take it out on Chris. It wasn’t your intention to, and he knew that.

“I cant do anything right when you’re in this room, Chris its distracting!” You yell at him, standing up. Chris’s head shoots up at your sudden anger.

“What?” He simply says, making you even more annoyed.

“I cant do any of this crap wh-“ before you can finish your sentence he pulls you close, wrapping his arms around you.

“No Chris— stop! i need to finish this!” You tried arguing, but he just held you close.

“Baby, calm down okay? You’re stressed out.”

And you were, for sure, there was no denying that. It was hard being a college student. The teachers always expect the best from you, straight A’s, all that. It was impossible and it made you feel useless, but you were getting through it, with the help of Chris.

“Maybe you just need to finish something else first.” He says smirking already. You look up at him. At first you’re confused with what he ment, but then the realization hit you.

Before you know it you’re on the bed with Chris between your thighs eating you out like it’s his last meal. He’s devouring you and it feels so fucking amazing.

The room is filled with your loud moans and heavy breaths from Chris as his tongue swirls around your bundle of nerves. Your hand flies to grab a hold of his hair, feeling very close to the edge already. Chris looks up at you, spreading your legs a little further to get more access. A loud gasp leaves your mouth as he does so.

And there it was, your release. The best feeling in the world. Screams leave your mouth as your body tenses, your juice now covering his face. He looks up at you, his finger still slowly rubbing your clit to prolong the orgasm. You look down at him, still panting from the previous moment.

“Did so good f’me, ma. You want me inside of you now, hm?” He asks, well.. he’s not really asking. You nod quickly, already turned on by just these words. It’s crazy how worked up he can get you by literally talking.

He pulls down his pants, his hard cock visible through his boxers. You gasp at the sight. You’ve seen Chris naked before, which is fucking great, but every time it’s just a shock how big he is. He positions himself at your entrance, before slowly pushing himself into you, his mouth opening slowly.

The feeling of being stretched out by him feels like heaven. You grab the sheets tightly as he begins to move, holding your thighs tightly so you wont move. His movements speed up as both of you get close to release.

“Fuck, this feels so fucking good.” He manages moans out, lost in the amazing pleasure.

“Chris— so close..”

With that he pushes himself into you once more, before pulling out and releasing on top of you. You cum as well, arching your back in the progress. The pleasure is overwhelming, but when it waves over you feel Chris plop on the bed next to you.

“That was so good,” he pants, his fingers tracing slow circles on your arm. “you are the best.”

A soft chuckle escape your lips as you control your breathing. You move closer to him so your arms are wrapped around him, hoping he never leaves.

And trust me, he wouldn’t.

[lmaowhatt]

what a christmas - jj m. smau.

summary: a shocking revelation throws you into a whirlwind of desicions that have to be made and you battle with yourself on how to tell jj about your pregnancy. however, what you dont know is that hes also planning a shocking surprise that quite literally determines your future together.

set: a week after part two, early december. please read the 'set' section in part one to understand this!

psa: jarah had their baby and named her josephine joy. she is around 9 months.

one - two - three

pairing: jj maybank x pogue!reader

warnings: talks of pregnancy, pregnancy trope, cursing.

if theres any others feel free to let me know!

your phone

jjs phone

there was absolutely no way to hide the puffiness in your eyes from the slight crying and immense amount of rubbing you had done to make sure your eyes weren't deceiving you for the hundredth time in the twenty minutes span you had spent in the restroom.

instead, you opted for fixing your mascara and adding a small amount of blush to your cheeks, blending it out with your fingers to to the best of your ability. "shit- whatever," you shut your compact, placing it back in the drawer of you and the girls' shared makeup drawer. you sighed, rustling your hair as you looked in the mirror, tugging at the strands slightly in frustration.

"fuckin' hell," you muttered, bending down to take a hold of the pregnancy test, as well as the now empty box which seemed like a necessity in the household to restock.. considering. you sighed, shutting off the bathroom light and shutting the door behind you as you made your way to you and jjs bedroom.

you quietly shut the door behind you, making sure to limit the sound your footsteps made on the creaky wooden floor. "okay.. okay," your eyes darted around the room, trying to find the most secure place to hide the test, taking into account the amount of times jj has been found poking his nose in someone elses business.

with a small curse under your breath, you grabbed a couple pieces of electrical tape that was tossed carelessly on jjs nightstand, placing them on the test and taping the excess to the bottom of your nightstand. once stood back up, your eyes caught the test box, "shit," you cursed, grabbing it and tossing it into a random drawer, placing some of your clothes over it.

"okay, yeah," you muttered, shutting the drawer closed. you nodded one last time, hand on the doorknob as you looked at the places where the evidence was hidden. you sighed, walking out of the treshold of the bedroom, shutting the door behind you and walking down the stairs into the living room.

at your sudden entrance, all eyes darted to you. you froze, locking eyes with everyone for a moment, your gaze lingering longer on sarah and jj. your fingers fiddled with the zipper on your sweater, shaking any negative thoughts out of your head, forcefully moving your legs to sit besides kie on the couch. jj watched with furrowed eyebrows as kie placed her hand over yours, beginning a small conversation with you which seemed to ease the tension in your shoulders.

jj bit the inside of his bottom lip as he noticed the slight puffiness on your eyelids, eyes glancing between yours —which never met his— and his phone, his thumb hovering over your contact.

jjs phone

john bs phone

"i was having a great time time on my phone john b, this better be important," sarah spoke in a firm tone as she shut the door behind her, josie well propped up on her hip. "its very important. trust me," the man spoke as he smiled at his daughter who automatically stretched her hands out to him, john b immediately scooping his hands under her armpits and tossing her lightly into the air. "john b!" sarah hissed, "i swear i will be a widow if you drop her. please stop," the woman begged, john b immediately stopping and holding josie at his waist.

the man nodded, heaving out a huge breath, "okay. what im about to tell you... you cant tell anyone. not kie. not cleo. not anyone, got that?" sarah raised an eyebrow, "youre scaring me. john b what the fuck did you do?" john b raised his unoccupied hand into the air, shaking his head at the same time. jj came out of the chateau next, wiping sweat off his forehead as sarah raised her eyebrows with a tilt of her head, "okay is like one of you two gonna talk or..?" she flickered her eyes between the two best friends.

jj sighed, wiping his hands on his khaki shorts, "its about y/n." he states vaguely, causing sarahs eyes to widen, laughing nervously. "i dont know anything," she spat out quickly. jj furrowed his eyebrows with a tick of his head, "what?" sarahs eyes glanced around the porch before settling on jj again, "what?" she asked, to which jj shrugged. "i- uh i wanted to like.. propose and wanted to ask if you could like figure out her ring size." sarahs eyes widened even further, "what?" she shrieked. jj quickly rushed to clamp a hand over her mouth, widening his eyes at john b.

"okay, sarah, baby. what part of sneaky did you not understand? please this is important." sarah swatted jjs hand away as she shifted to be able to see both boys, "i didnt think it was going to be this, i mean she jus-" sarah caught herself, forcing her lips into a tight line, shaking her head. "she just what?" jj raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms over his chest as he towered over sarah in a intimidating way. she shook her head, "nope. nothing. nada. zilch. were good." she smiled nervously as she went for the door, "i wont say anything about this. for her. and ill figure it out, for you." she smiled, now genuienly, at the two before heading back inside.

jj wiped his hands on his shorts again, sighing as he turned to john b. "sure this was a good idea?" he asks john b, poking his finger into the side of baby josephines belly, causing her to giggle. they both smiled down at her before turning serious again, "she wont. she wouldnt ruin this for you or for her, i swear." jj lets out a heavy sigh, nodding along at john bs words. "yeah. yeah, alright."

a/n: this is my first shot at an smau and tbh i had a great time making this so i hope you like it!

[jellyfitzjelly]

literally cant stop thinking abt zevlor in rut what have you done to meeeee. i want to cast hold person on him and sloooowly strip down to nothing while he growls and writhes, almost feral with how bad he wants it. maybe stroke his tail a bit just to make him squirm even more. fuck.

You run a hand down his sweaty chest, his skin hot under your touch. He tries to squirm, but the spell has paralyzed him entirely. You relax the hold of the spell just enough to see him writhe. You let your nails rake down his belly as he bucks, his hard cock jutting up with his knot. You can see how bad he wants it, no, needs it. You bends down to suck on a pert nipple, making him growl low in his throat. You suckle on it, delightfully. You take care not to touch his leaking cock. You sink your teeth in the soft flesh, licking his salty, lightly sulfured sweat off his skin. He bucks wildly, moaning. When you straighten up, you can see how feral his gaze looks, as if he has lost all reason and mind. You look at him in the eye as you reach out. He bucks forward, eager, and you wickledly smile as you reach behind him to wrap your finger around the base of his tail. He howls at that, panting, trying to free himself as you fist his tail. You run a finger on the sensitive underside just to make moan. Next you rub your finger against his entrance and Zevlor whimpers. You consider fingering him, making him come dry and sob as you overstimulate him, but your cunt aches with emptiness. Instead you kiss him fiercely, and he responds in kind. He watches you intently as you sink to your knees in front of him. His cock is leaking so much it's making a puddle on the floor. You take it in hand, wincing when the volcanic hot skin comes into contact with your palm. Would his cock burn your insides? Zevlor is fucking himself into your hand as you think, his knot bumping around your fingers. It's so big, there's no way it'll fit into your cunt. You cannot take it anymore: you have to taste it. You swallow him down and Zevlor shouts. He fucks your mouth roughly as best as he can with the spell, panting and growling as you gags you with his girth. His knot is smacking against your lips, and when you realize Zevlor is trying to shove it in your mouth, arousal shoots down between your legs.

You get up, Zevlor snarling at the loss of your mouth. You hop on the bed, spreading your legs to let him see your drooling cunt. You can see the mad wanting in his eyes. With a smirk, you dissipate the spell.

[likablemuffin]

Sleepover with the disaster twins!

(From: Random ROTTMNT oneshots, requested story)

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Well the brownie making was a biiiiiiiiiiit problematic...

But hey! Now they have somehow managed to invite Y/n over for a sleepover! And they were probably going to fight over who got to sleep with them....eh whatever.

They waited at the entrance to the lair but instead of fighting each other they simply stood next to each other and stared at the entrance sometimes giving the other a quick glance. (or glare)

Finally, after what felt like hours, Y/n showed up.

"Y/n! Hello hello!" Leo rushes up to Y/n and hugs them. Donnie looks like he wants to shoot Leo's head with one of his mystic guns while Leo shoots him a smug expression basically saying: "Look at me! Y/n is actually comfortable with my touch! Doubt you could do this." 

Donnie walks up and rips Leo off of Y/n with his metal arms. "Ahem. My greatest apologies Y/n. Leo is simply being annoying as usual."

Leo lets out an offended gasp and Y/n chuckles. "Is this sleepover going to be the same thing as the brownie making?" 

Leo shakes his head. "Nope! In fact no brownies will be involved!" Y/n rolls their eyes and smiles.

Leo starts to walk off. "Come on! Let's go play some video games!" Donnie glares at him. "There's other stuff we can do you know." Y/n chuckles. "But I want to play video games." Donnie looks at Y/n for a few seconds and blinks a few times. He turns back to Leo and clears his throat. "Well I suppose we could play video games."

Okay can we just discuss the fact that LEO IS THE MOST COMPETITIVE PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE??? 

Every single time someone almost beat him he would throw a fit and smack them with his controller. Well if it was Y/n he would just lightly punch their shoulder.

After they all played Mario Kart, they decided to play something else. They let Y/n choose. What game did Y/n pick? Wii Sports! Their reasoning was that since everyone has played it everyone should be pretty good at it! Wrong.

Donnie is......terrible at it is putting it nicely. 

He tries of course! But just...he cant seem to do it.

After a full hour and a half of Donnie being embarrassed and trying pitifully to keep up with Leo and Y/n they finally stopped playing. Donnie practically throws himself on the couch. 

"Let's NEVER do that again." Y/n chuckles and sits next to him. "Aww come on! Why not?" "Because I don't know if you noticed, but I was practically getting my ass handed to me." Leo flops on top of him to which Donnie starts thrashing around to get him off. "Oh come onnnnn Dee....you were greaaaatt!!" 

Donnie groans. "You're just trying to say that so I will admit I'm bad at the game." Leo scoffs. "I would nevvverrr!" Donnie rolls his eyes and pushes Leo off of him Leo making an "Ompf" sound as he hits the floor. Y/n chuckles.

Leo gets up and brushes himself off. "Alrighty then! I don't know about you guys, but I personally am literally starving, so I'm going to go get some snacks." Y/n quickly gets off the couch. "I want some!" Leo smirks. "Well then, follow me!" He does finger guns in Y/n's direction, to which Donnie groans.

They all head into the kitchen and Leo starts shuffling around in the cabinets. "Okayyyy. So we have some chips some....already popped popcorn?? In a zip lock bag?? Dang." Leo continues to name things while he throws them on the counter. 

After around five minutes everything is finally on the counter and now everyone can decide what they want to eat. 

Y/n chooses some Doritos (whichever flavour is your favourite :D) Donnie chooses some fruit and Leo eats the leftover popcorn to which Donnie is disgusted by. 

After everyone eats what they choose Leo speaks up. "How about we watch a Jupiter Jim movie!!" Donnie crosses his arms. "Haven't you already watched all of them?" "Yeah, but so have you! And besides Y/n hasn't watched any before!" "Nardo I meant that because you watched them meant that we shouldn't because we would already know what happened. You saying that I also watched them just helps my point." 

Leo grabs Y/n's hand and rushes out of the room. "We're going to start without you nerd!!" Donnie groans. "Did you not even hear what I said…??"

It took forever to decide what Jupiter Jim movie to watch, but they finally decided on one and play it on the projector. Y/n grabs some blankets and Leo grabs some more snacks. They all get snuggled in but Y/n made Donnie and Leo sit together, much to their distaste. 

As the credits start to roll, Y/n looks over at Leo and Donnie, only to find them both asleep on each other. Y/n smirks and takes out their phone to snap a picture. "Oh ho ho...now isn't this cute..." Y/n chuckles silently to themselves and puts their phone away. They take another blanket and puts it over Donnie and Leo to make them more snug.

Its then they realize Donnie and Leo fell asleep holding hands. 

"Holy heck, that's adorable-" Y/n grabs their phone again and takes a picture of them holding hands. They put their phone down again and turns off the projector. They snuggle into their own blanket and puts their arm around the disaster twins.

"Good night, you stupid disaster twins." 

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[theshy1sout]

I just finished season 5 of lmk (and rewatched Claim to Flame with my bf, skipping freenoodle parts for pure dragonfruit content bc we could so we did) and I have a lot to say. Embrace yourself, this post is very chaotic.

I need subtitles only bc of Mei

Help me, why they yelled WHITE HORSE DRAGON GIRL FLAME PRINCE TEAM ATTACK in synch?? I mean, I'm not complaining, it's just such a short and catchy name I'm so shocked (I couldn't stop laughing)

"Everyone gets mech except for me" ~ Poor little mew mew, I mean Red Son

Love that the moment Red Son realized the puppy videos were from Mei he immediately started to catch up on them XD

Red Son willingly called Mei "Mad Dawg" (I'm crying)

I had to pause the episode when Mei said "My guy" it was too much it was too much I almost died from laughing xddd

They ate dragonfruit (AGAIN)

She left him her phone (AGAIN)

I need a collection of Mei :3 faces RIGHT NOW

WHY SHE CALLED HIM SON

"thats why we don't hang out!" "ah yes that's the reason why" XDDDDDD

I CANT BELIEVE THEY MADE ONE FILLER EPISODE AND IT WAS ALL ABOUT FREENOODLE AND DRAGONFRUIT

The season 3 red son entrance killed me (And then she hugged him what killed me more I can't, guys, I just can't, I watched this episode twice and I'm still crying with laugher why this is so HILARIOUS they literally just gave us dragonfruit episode, how we even deserve that???)

The rest of season was also good, I'm just i jus can't stop thinking about the Claim to Flame and the sexy Mei's mech why was it sexy and why red son was inside

I gotta make some dragonfruit gifs, I'll be right back

[independent-fics]

Inde watches “The Panamanian Monkeys Job”

Leverage Redemption 1x02

Still not sure how I feel about Harry because he’s literally the type of guy they would take down but also I see that he’s very good at being a distraction and grifting in the lobby

Hardisons excitement over the information just being in the brochure I love him

“You know there was a day where I’d have to beat the location out of this place out of some Russian mafia guy”Eliot. You’re so dramatic. I love you

Parker walking Sophie through the let’s go steal phrase and then her excitement over $20 million and then Eliot’s little smile Ahhh I love them 

Do love that we get to see Sophie grieving still instead of just jumping right back in everything acting like it’s the same

Also, Breanna, what entrance I love it 

Do not like the implication that Breanna does not know Eliot though only Parker but loving the instant bonding between them making fun of Hardison 

 Well now I wanna know what happened in Paris with the robot and Eliot’s feelings 

Love Eliot continuing to mess with Harry

“Nothings impossible” “it’s impossible tickle yourself.” “That’s a good point” I love them. 

“We’re the drill team” oh my gosh, I love her excitement 

NOT THAT I’M THE MANAGER CHAIR SPIN BREANNA I love you 

Harry’s “I’m the one in the car with them” Is giving Eliot’s “ive been carrying these around in my pants” (the beantown bailout job)

The way Sophie looks so over it escorting the DJ from the plane

Hardison’s really bro and Elliot telling him to shut up and keep going when he gets hit. I love them. 

Elliot absolute hating the vents is amazing

Breanna, baby, you can never let anyone down 

Parker looking actually heartbroken when Eliot says he hates the vents 

I love Eliot’s “Don’t bring me into this.”They’re married your honor.

Love the parallels of Hardison walking them through that while Eliot’s fighting and Parker stealing like yes I’ve missed this trio

The “you didn’t stretch did you” and them kookily running from the guards I love it 

Eliot supporting Hardison leaving and Parker looking at him and then Eliot looking to Hardison like ahhh

Parker’s tears I can’t 

“But I'm not a parent.” “I know about a dozen crews around the world that would happily disagree.” STOP I CANT I LOVE THEM

Eliot’s head shake when he said FBI windbreakers he just thinks about all the ones hardest and made on the weekends 

[faerunsbest]

ive never sent an ask but im assuming this is for sharing brainrot. so yeah i literally cant stop thinking about tav arriving at the grove, knocking aradin out. later that day after speaking with dammon (and resisting the urge to drop kick kagha into the atmosphere) everyones at camp. tav cant sleep bc shes so horribly stressed, angry at the druids, but also curious about zevlor and his whole deal she cant stand it so she goes for a walk around the grove to clear her mind but finds herself in front of zevlors stone door. to her surprise he opens it and they look at eachother blankly for a moment before the tiefling decides not to ask why. doesnt matter, he cant sleep either. instead zevlor simply retrieves two hand rolled cigarettes from his pocket, lights one with a flame spell on his fingertip and hands it to her before lighting his own. they sit outside the entrance in peaceful silence for a few moments before tav gives in and starts asking so many questions (making sure not to ask anything that could trigger the poor old veteran) and they talk and smoke and drink whiskey until nearly sunrise and theyre tipsy and overtired by the end of the night so neither of them feel awkward about parting with a kiss(or more, why not when youre under the constant shadow of impending doom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA help

bruh

im sitting here eating a potato and saw this and i SKRUMPT!

am i the brainrot page?! is that who i am????? oh my god im so excited, thank you

on a more related note

THATS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO GET TO KNOW ZEV!

shit thats like being drunk at 3 am on the porch talking shit with a stranger who is your bestie right then. I can just see them talking mad shit right there just venting to each other and they UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER!? Thats probably the most zevlor has felt like himself in AGES because theres no judgement no one is watching or expecting anything from him. they have qustions? great so does he! they probaby woke people up laughing.

i can absolutely see this being the reason zev relaxes a little bit more when tav rolls up. just visibly melts a little bit because 'ah my friend!'

i would wish that they get to sit off on the sidelines at the party smoking and drinking again. maybe theyll do more but its be so cool if they just passed out just leaning back to back like soldiers do. he trusts tav even if hes not coherent

[definitelynotnia]

im sorry i have to rant im so fucking pissed

my exams end on 19th and I have to get rid of some books and buy some books which are quite pricy online so I had planned on going to college street on 20th and selling my books and buying the new ones at a cheap price and i was frankly really excited about it because all I get is a one day break to relax bcz i have to start studying for entrances from 21st so all I have is 20th and i wanted to spend it at college street and then get some food and basically have like a solo date kind of thing.

and i was so so excited about it i told my boyfriend about it like 500 times bcz i kept forgetting i've already mentioned it and it was literally on my mind a lott so i kept bringing it up and ik it seems like not a big deal cz i can just sit at home and chill too but i literally do not get to go outside my house. like- the last time i went out was new years eve and after that the only time i've gone out is to school or to give my boards that is it. my mother has some weird like problem wiht me going out like even if i tell her that i just want to go to our terrace for 5 minutes just to get some fresh air she won't even allow that she'll be all suspicious and like sTaNd In ThE bAlCOnY aNd TaKe FrEsH aIr like she herself doesnt leave the house (and blames it on me and my brother ???? when have we ever stopped you bro, she said I HaVe To Be HeRe To KeEp An EyE like im 18 i dont need to be watched 24/7 stop blaming me for choices you put upon yourself) and i just feel so suffocated ALL THE TIME i feel so overstimulated and im so sick of rotting on my bed and i dont want to wait for some birthday party or friends meet up to be able to leave my goddamn house i just wanted to go and have a fun day and get me some books thats it.

anyway so initially the plan was that my mom would go along but something came up so she wanted to postpone it to 21st and i didn't want to bcz i'd already be missing 3 days bcz of my boyfriends birthday, holi and my brothers birthday (all of which are important and i dont want to miss which makes me the villain apparently bcz i should "adjust" and cancel my "parties" instead of trying to stick to my plan bcz that makes me too demanding and selfish apparently) so i suggested that ukw why dont u go do ur thing which came up and i'll go to college street by myself...which is when the solo date idea came which i had really wanted all along but didnt bring up bcz i knew she'd say no but now there's a valid reason for me to go alone so like, its a pretty easy fix i can just go alone but noooo. First of all,

I've been to college street multiple times before so its not like its an unknown area to me

im going by metro which is quite safe

im going when there is stark daylight and i will return home much much before it gets dark and im literally 18

she never lets me go anywhere alone, not even take ubers alone if i want to get back from somewhere my bf has to come drop me everytime and then go backwards to his house which is so so so stupid and i never get to go out alone unless accompanied by family or by a male friend, so obv when i said i'll go to college street alone she refused to let that happen and started screaming about how 'if its so important to go on 20th bcz u dont want to miss a day of studying then cancel ur 'parties' and study then' and i was like no its not about missing a day its just that there's a very easy and logical fix to this problem which is i go alone and its not inconveniencing anyone so why cant i just do that but she will not listen to that bcz im 'adamant' and 'everything has to be according to me' bcz i found a viable solution to the problem. so instead of letting me just go she was literally ready to pay much more money and buy the books online, like.....why cant i just go bro??? (and she keeps telling me im a waste of her money bcz i will amount to nothing in life and my education was a failed investment or wtv so like now why are u wasting more money??? im literally trying to save the money that u 'waste' on me so just let me ???)

anyway i called my dad last night and told him and he was super ok with the idea he said its a good idea that i go alone and that he would speak to her but then today when i asked her if dad spoke to her she said yes, we'll go on 20th and i was like .....we? so apparently she CANCELLED her previously immovable thing for which she wanted me to cancel my 'parties', she cancelled that and agreed to go with me on 20th just so that i dont get to go alone- like ???????????????? what is ur problemmmm

so obv i was super annoyed and i went on a whole ass rant about how i literally struggle to even cross roads bcz i dont know shit about basic travelling bcz all my life ive been in a car and its a running joke with all my guy friends that i 'cannot navigate' and 'dont know any places' and obv??? if im never allowed to go anywhere then how tf will i know the places- the only places i know is bcz recently i've been paying a lot of attention and asking my dad stuff about what roads to take to reach certain places and when i go out with my friends i kind of try and learn a bit but thats it i've only ever gone alone completely alone to two places which is my beauty parlour thats 5 minutes away from my house and one bazaar one time that was 2 bus stops away, thats it. thats my extent of public travelling alone. and now im supposed to go to a whole new STATE for college and i cant even call myself an auto without struggling. and like- is this not a basic life skill??? like ok yeah its not rocket science and i will probably figure it out even if i start later in life but why not now? most of my guy friends literally go everywhere alone, why not me? and my dad agreed with all of this but my mom was just like "you'll be in the hostel only, no need to go out of the campus" like ARE YOU FOR REAL????????? and she's like "if u want to learn skills learn how to cook" like ok yes i will also learn how to cook for sure but i wont have a fucking kitchen in the hostel but somehow cooking is an urgent skill i should learn but going places by myself is unimportant bcz i should just never? leave? the? hostel?

anyway after much screaming and shouting my dad gave up and just cut the call bcz he doesnt want to get into an argument with my mother and my mother was being all suspicious like why do u hAvE tO gO aLoNe AlL oF a SuDdEn even though i literally explained why i want to do this alone but she doesnt think thats valid. so she refuses to let me go and i asked her for one reason why i shouldnt cz usuallt its always "no u have exam what if smthn happens" but now i literally dont even have exam so whats ur excuse now? streets will always be unsafe forever so "what if smthn happens" is not a reason to never let me go out without a man so just gimme one reason and she couldnt give me a single reason she just said "i said no, thats it".

and now she's gone off about how im useless and blah blah and "high maintainance" bcz i want books and "everyone else (some pishi's son) just studies online" and so the whole option of college street is apparently now cancelled and she's trying to set up a whole ass kindle account (half the books i need arent even available as ebooks) just because i wanted to go by myself.

[sprintingnight]

fake asota d&d post simulator

🐈 bloomingflowers Follow

yeah okay i feel like everyone's overreacting over the blood in the hallways. missing students aren't exactly a problem, people drop out of school all the time. it's literally not a big deal

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didn't you get a callout post a few months ago for getting caught eating a human arm in the girls bathroom

🎵 snakefreak Follow

whof the fuck is knoucking at my dorm room entrance in the middle of the night .

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excuse my language but i don't know how the FUCK to get out of this ice maze???????? any experts know what to do when your head starts spinning and you cant see right??? i think the reflections did some shit to me

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op have you considered looking up the effects of low iron

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hold on i will in a second there's this weird crunching noise in the room ahead

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by the blight and the bane this can't be happening

#THE FUCKING MAYOR??? #hen.txt

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does anyone know the best fertilizer for my venus flytrap? im not too sure how to keep its roots healthy while also giving it the flies it needs.

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where is my rock rael

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what the fuck? how did you find my tumblr?

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give it to me rael

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give it to me rael

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please stop harassing me. this prank isn't funny. im going to report you to staff.

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how resistant are you to fire attacks

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Hello, students of Alamaz. I know we're concerned about the rampant disappearances, and reports of some of our students coming back to school covered in blood, but there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Please remain calm during your stay here and make sure to lock your dorm rooms if you feel the need to.

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hey op arent you the one with the corpse pile in her basement

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i have access to your student files, home address, family information, and authority over your brother, rael liadon

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EXCUSE ME

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hey guys sorry abt the absence i was in jail for a bit :/

📚 bookworm87 Follow

how the fuck do you land yourself in jail????? arent you like. your bio says youre 16, what the hell did you do?

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dont ask stupid questions

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dont ask stupid questions

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dont ask stupid questions

#eboblogs #i hope nobody notices when bookworm87 mysteriously stops posting

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that girl down by the interrogation station was pretty nice, i wonder if i can get in contact with her again :)

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:/

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im sorry catboy did you think i was the only one to get my crush swept away by some fucking golden retriever girl. the reckoning is upon you and if you think youll be spared its not going to happen.

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please get off my post

#hen.txt #i swear i need to like block these two off my blog or something #every time there's a blow up in my notifs #it's always them.

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im so hungry i could eat a

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well

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i shant say

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um. my classmate went missing about an hour or two before this was posted

#....this cannot be connected i think im going insane

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alright this needs to be settled

#if youre already initiated you cant vote #your bias will show lmao #looking at a certain student whos name starts with d #and ends with aemus

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i miss my home so fucking much. why couldnt things have stayed the same? why couldnt i be happy? it cant end like this for me.

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have you considered getting used to it

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I WATCHED YOU KILL MY DAD

#im so FUCKING SICK OF TABAXI!!!!!!!!! #ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!! #why are we giving heath a platform like #i know its "funny" to "observe him in his enclosure" #but hes gone TOO FAR!!

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[ladyryukyo]

Yo, this is like way too late,,,, but top 5 Kyoya moments?

wow i really needed to think about this hahaha this was so harddd

1. forfeiting during the survival battle finale in fusion

everyone knows this scene, this scene is iconic. it shows how much kyoya cares about leone, that he has priorities that lie outside of winning every battle, it humanizes him so much, not just to the audience but also to gingka & co. who are just flabbergasted by his actions here. really really good, maybe my favorite one

2. his first meeting with benkei

let's set aside all shipping here, me loving this scene has nothing to do with me shipping kyoben. it's just the fact that even though kyoya defeated benkei with ease from the get-go, he was still impressed maybe even delighted to have found such a tenacious opponent that challenged him again and again. i love how much kyoya loves it lol

3. the damian fight in masters

i love to see my faves get hurt, it's true, i'm not apologizing. the fight against damian is so so good. the way kyoya jumps into hades' gate of his own free will and then endures so much abuse from kerbecs only to stand his ground moments later and taunt him with "that was nothing" DGAGHLSG fucking yes badass as hell

4. kyoya figuring out that hyoma is fucking with the group to keep them from entering koma village

when i first watched that scene i remember thinking that kyoya is super smart which up until that point i hadn't exactly realized. i love watching him get suspicious and then his triumphant smirk when he reveals what he knows. smug little bastard, i adore him.

5. meeting tobio in fusion

the whole episode makes me so happy, the way kyoya immediately has some kind of understanding of tobio's character, then their battle, and then emerging from the experience with that mutual respect. i cant stop grinning whenever i get to that episode in fusion. tobio giving kyoya a lollipop at the end. yESS THEY ARE FRIENDS

honorary mention for kyoya's dramatic ass with his dramatic entrances in literally every season: in fusion before infiltrating the dark nebular castle, in masters swooping in at hades city on top of a bus (he actually makes all of team wildfang have a dramatic entrance here 😭), and then in fury shooting an arrow with a challenge at gingka and then arriving in a boat surrounded by fog

another honorary mention for the ryuga fight in battle bladers. similar reason as the damian fight, i love seeing him get hurt like that but he also has some pretty badass moments in there. amazing fight, so cool to watch, shish-kebab-ed kyoya has a special place in my heart

[kiss2012]

final 911 thoughts…

k tommy’s entrance in 7x03 kinda slayed ngl. the fake static LMAO

“i’d follow your hunches any day” “it’s cap and athena let them fire us” CATCH ME CRYING IN THE CLUB

eddie’s incredulous happy little laugh when they saw the flare <3

this show is at its best when 1) it’s about the inherent goodness of humanity and how everyone deserves to be saved, 2) when the members of the 118 are in Situations, 3) when they r all a happy family, and 4) when they are flagrantly disobeying orders to save the people they love

TJE BACHELOR HAHAHDHHSHSHHSHAHAHAH

u don’t understand how funny this is to me (person who watched the most recent bachelorette live)

making buck bi in the bachelor episode literally the greatest thing they have ever done.

I LOVE MADDIE CHIMNEY AND JOSH TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO THE BACHELOR IS DHDJKDD

scream at joey’s face when the contestants proposition buck and eddie

once again buck continues his trend of either flirting on purpose or flirting without realizing he’s flirting.

HOW DID ANYONE GET THROUGH THIS EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK ARE BUCK EDDIE AND TOMMY ALL DOING

buck saying he’s “keeping his options fluid” LOL.

look im glad to see harry even if the actor’s different i missed him but WHERE IS MAY

ravi i love you so deeply

oh my god ravi looks so beautiful

“you and tommy have a lot in common: both in the army both like watching half-naked men pummel each other” WHAT???? WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

so i understand exactly what’s going on with buck right now he is certifiably insane but he’s obviously jealous over eddie and jealous over tommy and worried about being replaced especially with chris and insecure and confused about what he’s feeling etc. but eddie 😭😭😭 what’s going on babe

I LOVE MADDIE

ok seriously did we need a rehash of the WORST athena plotline to date???

BUCK IS SO EMBARRASSING.

oh my god i physically can’t watch this

ummmmm yikes

i’ve seen a lot of people both blindly defending buck for this and a lot of people hating on it and i don’t really think it’s that simple. like i think it was wrong wish we could see him apologize but it is some delicious drama. like suck ur teeth in hand over mouth kinda drama.

chimney pretty much summed it up and maddie was so right…love u madney

maddie’s hilarious for being like yeah buck i understand where ur coming from i also made desperate bids for my friend’s attention. when i was a 14 year old girl.

“so stop acting like one” YEAH LMAO

END OF 7x04. WOWWW THAT WAS A LOT

you’d think seeing half of this in gifsets would’ve desensitized me to it. but it hasn’t.

this would have been the perfect opportunity to have tommy talk about how he regrets his behaviour during the begins episodes and talk more about his friendships with hen and chimney??

tommy. BUCK!!!!!!!

scream.

um im sorry i cant blame tommy for leaving buck at the curb after that hot chicks comment. and then the “bro”??? im in agony.

i thought u guys were joking this is marisol’s like fourth appearance on screen and we’ve barely heard her speak let alone seen her interact with eddie but he “really likes her” and they’re moving in together? um excuse me??? WHY ARE THEY LYING TO ME I DONT KNOW THIS WOMAN NO ONE KNOWS THIS WOMAN NOT EVEN EDDIE KNOWS THIS WOMAN

ohhhh my god that post about how unlike tommy eddie’s always treated buck like an equal partner no matter what from the very beginning. yeah…

denny is so sweet.

MADDIE AND BUCK COMING OUT SCENE MY BELOVED

disaster bi buck fr (affectionate)

the “christopher is out of town for a couple days” is still killing me. where is he.

eddie is such a dreamboat truly who wouldn’t be in love with him

so many shannon mentions this season thank you…i miss you shannon

if you need me i’ll be thinking about eddie’s thumb on That Spot.

this end scene is the best buck has looked all episode the choice to have him literally bathed in sunlight is so real and true

7x06 time oh my god im so scared

maddie and hen look unbelievably stunning. jesus christ.

eddie looks beautiful in his beautiful pre-destroyed pink suit. buck…your suit was a Choice. i will free you from whoever is doing your hair like that pls buck just let me in i can fix it pls

eddie wasn’t overtly bitchy about tommy being there until he saw tommy hug buck. he’s so funny.

HENREN AND RAVIIIIII 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and all three of their outfits r a slay

can’t explain to you how much i love clipboard buck if clipboard buck has no lovers i am not on this earth etc. and a karaoke bachelor party really is such a thoughtful idea even if it’s not what chimney wanted

but once again buck is so embarrassing i can’t do this

thanks we had a…time. HFJFJDKD

MONTAGE <33333 buck and eddie’s bestieism is off the charts im gonna cry…

“i am 911” maddie buckley the woman that you are…

i unapologetically looked at a million spoilers for this episode but i still don’t know What happened to chimney and im scared

kevin and the lees 😭😭😭😭

CHIMNEY GOING BACK TO THE KARAOKE BAR HE AND KEVIN WORKED AT. OH IM SICK

“telling buck no is like telling a dog not to jump your leg” is definitely. a line. that. they chose. for this episode.

I LOVE YOU CHIMNEYYY

home and he went to the lees. god….

IM GONNA BE SAD ABOUT KEVIN FOREVER

moment 1363673 of buck giving me the worst and somehow most affectionate secondhand embarrassment i’ve ever felt in my life

perfect episode no notes. actually one note WHERE WAS ALBERT. but other than that im in shambles time to listen to islands in the stream on repeat

[seth-burroughs]

czynść dwa:

oh yeah mysterious ramen guy!! forgot he exists. i wonder what the fuck was going on in his head during the whole game. whats your opinion on the fucking plot ramen guy.

i don't. think these two peacekeepers there are quite doing their job. can you. do something about the guy that just ran out the train we were supposed to kill people on. why am i genuinely bothered about this

forgot this was the prologue..... thought that this whole section was also just a part of chapter 0

look at this very poggers city.. look theres a lot of lights put up so that we see everything and don't need the sun and also who doesn't love being wet all the time. infinite puddles. and beautiful women are here. tf more do you want.

i think i can survive the nikolai voice. at least it's not like the dazai one from the eng dub. at least they sound actually different this time. and not. like the Same Character .

the artstyle/3d elements/animation is very nice and i have no complaints except the fact the arms just flail around so much and i feel like im watching gmod ytp dudes yanking their sonic models around in the air. slamming them against the pavement. i just cant stop thinking about this

"although thanks to them the real dawn will never rise here" cartoon gulp noise. well. correct kinda but you will never ever in a million years guess the reason

I ❤️ company towns

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ama pal ad spotted directly behind yakou

yakou gets it

"screams are part of daily noise here. theyre kind of like church bells marking sunset" same with my city lmao i hear lots of weird shit especially at night. children screeching like they're getting skinned every day at this point, some guys probably beating the shit out of some other guy screaming for help, some group of people just hitting these high notes crying and screaming bloody murder at each othe- oh wait they're just arguing nevermi- wait what the hell is that sound did a firework go off or. but mostly the children. are all of them really that loud. what percentage of them are actually getting liveleak executed and what percentage are just having a bad day or something. we shall never know! nevertheless, i do not care.

anyway back to yakou code. the nefarious smiler has been mentioned

yuma teraz: "cholera jebana jego mać dzie mie kurwa wywieźli"

love yuma's prey animal stare

they're putting chemicals in the rain that give the homunculi homosexual tendencies

yakou just gave up he has accepted the situation. as we all should

hey look its the shop lady from the sewers everybody say hi

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so like, is the only way to get to the submarine to either 1) through the sewers (most common as we saw in the game) 2) jumping in with a motorcycle from the roofs (hellectro style) (wait in that case did the goons just go in normally through the sewers then or?) 3) some third way i do not know what the hell is but the resistance pulled it off ig. i got no idea. show me that area again now

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all the other nda detectives had their own versions of the train massacre happening to them and surviving it somehow and yet. we hear about literally none of them. not even in the gumshoe gabs or the dlcs.

oh theyre showing the sub area now...... im gonna look for other ways to get there that arent the sewers or forbidden hellectro route...........

i cannot find one. icardi, iruka, peacekeepers, what is your secret.

everybody remember the my yakou x submarine invention. do not forget it. ill make him fuck that boat. im gonna antropomorphize the fuck out of it

i think were ending this one on the submarine entrance lmao. for now.......

continuation of my mdarc rewatch but from the ch0 ending and onwards instead because it was stressing me out too much. blissfully ignoring fzilch's entire existence anyway here comes yakou-

once again im so glad im watching this in jp dub again because i don't think i could survive if eng yakou opened his mouth and i just heard fuckinbg. dubbing dazai.

can someone tell my goddamn muscles to stOP tensing up whenever rejn kołd kanaj łard mentioned . getting the twitches again >:(

yuma peril we love to see it. also i will never stop making fun of his stupid fucking phallus haircut

i don't remember if ive said this before but japanese shinigami >>>>>>>>> english shinigami

i spot a faint trace of a seth thumbnail in the corner and start blushing and kicking my feet uncontrollably. imagining him getting his limbs ripped off

good fucking lord. oh my fucking god. jesus christ, motherfucker. my first statement aged like fucking milk i cannot take this anymore jp dub yakou has the same voice as jp dub nikolai bsd fuck my stupid baka life why do i bother. what the fuck.

huh. maybe the yomiakou mfs were onto something after all. his swagless demeanor just now has charmed me significantly.

i like how in the game his description lists his ability as "a flair for negotiation", makes him negotiate exactly once during his introduction and then he never does it again

i am not giggling at yakou furio rain code. leave me alone. i am not. IM NOT. GO AWAY. I CANNOT CONTROL MY VOICEBOX JACKASS..

"he managed to turn away the peacekeepers, so he must be in high standing" hahahaha. hahahaha. no sorry yuma i think thats just pretty privilege on his part. once again shinigami ends up being 100% correct somehow

aaaah i still really like yuma's jpn voice especially when he's stressed or screaming. makes me want to throw him down the stairs

its so pretty in here why would anyone want to leave anyway lol. when all the remaining nations explode each other kanai ward will be the only city still standing and we will flourish and thrive. also in the station(?) theres a poster with a rainbow on it so obviously its gay paradise too what more do yall fucking want

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thats all for today i fear op is not strong enough for rhis shit,

[moofbat]

azusasha au where they’re one of those trapeze duos that are married. maybe i Will elaborate further!

[sluttyminghao]

thoughts on how each member would react to being tied to a bed and riding them til they cry

Seungcheol: doesn’t like being tied down but also loves seeing you ride him so. kinda is evened out bUT when he sees what ur doing aka overstimulating him he squirms and whines until he’s released from the ties

Jeonghan: hates being tied down. doesn’t even look you in the mf eye. would only start crying when he’s cum at least twice and feels his body shake violently

Joshua: is okay with being tied down, not as much okay with you overstimulating him. would squirm and whine and probably leaves marks on his wrists from pulling so much

Junhui: literally just smirks and enjoys the view of you riding him. he doesn’t even care that you’re making him cry, he loves watching you move on top of him

Soonyoung: you would not be able to stop the moans coming from him, even when he’s sobbing and hiccupping, he’s also always trying to touch you even though he can’t

Wonwoo: pretends it doesn't affect him in the slightest but inside he’s dying and just wants to flip you over and pound you into the mattress like there’s no tomorrow

Jihoon: actually likes to be tied down contrary to popular belief. loves watching your body and cums so fast because he’s so entranced by you and loves the overstimulation.

Seokmin: man... you couldn’t stop the whines even if you gagged him. everything about the act would have every fibre in his body on fire and he’d shake so much. just loves having his dick inside you always and cries a Lot

Mingyu: i think...he would cry lots but only because he can’t touch you. he always has to touch you and now that he can’t? tears streaming down his face and getting harder with every bounce on his lap

Minghao: tries to get out of the ties without success, but enjoys watching you nonetheless. only cries when you move your hips a certain way and make him cum instantly.

Seungkwan: he’s crying from the moment you tie him up tbh, doesn’t like being tied up in any way or form but when you ride him...he melts into a puddle of mush and can’t help but cant his hips up into you

Vernon: acts like he doesn’t care but he actually loves the position and tries so hard to hold back his tears, but lets them flow when you keep bouncing after he’s already cum

Chan: tries to act all tough and like nothing affects him but when you bounce hard and fast, it’s game over for him. he’s babbling incoherently until he’s overstimulated and doesn’t even realise there’s tears on his face

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Im watching it again someone stop me. Its just all the acting was so so good like i cant stop watching it’s literally entrancing. Is that the right word? Dont know but it vibes correctly.

Anyway ive rewatched 6x11 two times now and i feel like thats prob not the last rewatch before next monday. Im stuck on this very tasty episode. Do i have things i wish could have happened? Yes. But i do love the ep and i will continue to cry while rewatching thanks.