#BRING ME ALL THE BRAIN ROT YASSS!

[faerunsbest]

ive never sent an ask but im assuming this is for sharing brainrot. so yeah i literally cant stop thinking about tav arriving at the grove, knocking aradin out. later that day after speaking with dammon (and resisting the urge to drop kick kagha into the atmosphere) everyones at camp. tav cant sleep bc shes so horribly stressed, angry at the druids, but also curious about zevlor and his whole deal she cant stand it so she goes for a walk around the grove to clear her mind but finds herself in front of zevlors stone door. to her surprise he opens it and they look at eachother blankly for a moment before the tiefling decides not to ask why. doesnt matter, he cant sleep either. instead zevlor simply retrieves two hand rolled cigarettes from his pocket, lights one with a flame spell on his fingertip and hands it to her before lighting his own. they sit outside the entrance in peaceful silence for a few moments before tav gives in and starts asking so many questions (making sure not to ask anything that could trigger the poor old veteran) and they talk and smoke and drink whiskey until nearly sunrise and theyre tipsy and overtired by the end of the night so neither of them feel awkward about parting with a kiss(or more, why not when youre under the constant shadow of impending doom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA help

bruh

im sitting here eating a potato and saw this and i SKRUMPT!

am i the brainrot page?! is that who i am????? oh my god im so excited, thank you

on a more related note

THATS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO GET TO KNOW ZEV!

shit thats like being drunk at 3 am on the porch talking shit with a stranger who is your bestie right then. I can just see them talking mad shit right there just venting to each other and they UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER!? Thats probably the most zevlor has felt like himself in AGES because theres no judgement no one is watching or expecting anything from him. they have qustions? great so does he! they probaby woke people up laughing.

i can absolutely see this being the reason zev relaxes a little bit more when tav rolls up. just visibly melts a little bit because 'ah my friend!'

i would wish that they get to sit off on the sidelines at the party smoking and drinking again. maybe theyll do more but its be so cool if they just passed out just leaning back to back like soldiers do. he trusts tav even if hes not coherent

[kaylahat]

So I watched IT (2017) with my family

These parts got the best reactions:

When Georgie was killed. My mom yelled my name as if I killed him😂😂

“If he kills the sheep, I’m out” proceeded to watch the rest of the movie

Richie appears. “OMG ITS MIKE”

Joke about Stan’s dick. Also got my name yelled as if I said it😂

When Patrick appears. “That guy is probably Pennywise. Look at him”

When Stan, Eddie, Richie, and Bill dumped their school stuff in the trash. “Why don’t you guys (me and my brothers) do that?!”

When Ben sees the Easter egg. “Okay so just a quick life lesson. If you see a smoking Easter egg, don’t go towards it.”

When the headless person comes down the stairs towards Ben. “WHY IS HE JUST STANDING THERE. MOVE BITCH”

When Henry carves a “H” into Ben. “What kind of fucking town is this?!?!”

When Patrick dies in the sewer. “See! That’s what you get for being a douche”

“There’s a kid outside that looks like somebody’s killed him.” Giggles ensued

“You’ll float too” “gtfo”

“Why wouldn’t he tell his parents that he just saw his dead brother in the basement with a scary ass clown?!”

When Beverly cuts her hair. “Yasss Queen” -my brother

When the woman comes out of the painting. “For fucks sake, grandma, get back in your painting”

“Another life lesson. If the lights start flickering for no apparent reason, LEAVE”

“Why are all the adults in this movie so mean/weird?!!”

When blood erupted from Beverly’s sink. “Oh my fuckin god, she fucking dead”

“Wait her dad can’t see all that blood? Is he blind?”

“Wait so are they not gonna mention the fact that most of them have seen a freaky, child-eating, clown?”

When they clean Beverly’s bathroom. “Wtf is in those garbage bags?!?!” We had to pause the movie because we didn’t really think of that and we’re still confused??

Richie mentions he’s scared of clowns. “Well isn’t that convenient”

Pennywise pops out of the projector. “Peek-a-boo bitches”

Talking about the Neibolt house. “Why don’t they just burn it down?”

Eddie wonders off in the Neibolt house. “Hoe don’t do it.”

Eddie falls through the floor. “He did it.”

Richie gets locked in the creepy clown room. “WHY IS HE LOOKING AROUND. BOI TEAR THAT DOOR DOWN”

Richie and Eddie argue about Richie snapping Eddie’s arm back and “Don’t you fucking touch me”. Laughter ensued. “I love the asthma kid.”

“Betty is so badass.” “Beverly.” “Oh.”

Ben gets sliced by Pennywise. “Leave the chubby kid alone!!!”

Eddie’s mom is yelling at them. “Okay but Ben is LITERALLY bleeding out and she’s yelling at them wtf”

“Look at this motherfucker! He’s leaking hamburger helper!” We all died laughing and it’s now a joke in our family.

Henry kills his dad. “I knew that bitch was crazy as hell” and “that’s what tv does to you! Rots your brain and makes you wanna kill your dad!” “I’m taking naps with the door locked from now on”-my dad

Beverly kills her dad. “Yasss Queen” and “this movie has a thing for killing dads”

Beverly turns and Pennywise is standing there. The only part that made my brothers scream

Beverly gets taken. “Betty nO” “BEVERLY”

“They’re gazebos! They’re bullshit” I’ve never heard my family laugh so hard

Mike brings the gun thingy. “Oh shit. This bitch is coming prepared.”

Mike throws Henry down the well. “Oh no. Little Henry fell down the wellllll”

Stan leaves the group. “Nooo POWER IN NUMBERS STANLEY”

Stan gets attacked by the woman in the painting. “NOOOO”

Bill follows Georgie. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! POWER IN NUMBERS”

Ben kisses Beverly and she wakes up. “Oh so he’s Prince Charming now, huh?” and “yess omg I ship it”

Bill shoots “Georgie”. “Wait that wasn’t actually Georgie was it?!” -My mom “No but can you imagine?! Plot twist.”-Me

Cheering ensued throughout the Pennywise fight seen.

“You punched me in the face, made me walk through shitty water, brought me to a fucking crackhead house, and now I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown.” “HELL YEAH”

“I wanna join the losers clubbbbb”

They cut their hands. “Okay um he literally picked that glass up off the ground. Life lesson. Don’t do THAT. You’ll get diseases.”

Overall, my brothers love the movie. My parents thought it was a 7/10 on the weirdness scale

My dad’s favorite characters are Richie and Mike, my mom’s ade Eddie, Georgie, and Pennywise, brother #1’s are Richie and Ben, brother #2’s are Eddie and Richie. Mine are Richie, Beverly, and Stan.