#literally closed the app for a second by mistake

[brenninthetaylorverse]

rip to all my favorites, my perfectly curated collections, my reposts, my messages, my streaks, my mutuals, my comments, my likes, my drafts, my stickers, my edits, my everything 💔

[fae-renjun]

🗯✮₊˚⊹ THE ANATOMY OF A ROMANCE — l.jn [ TEASER ]

# pairing.ᐟ lee jeno x fem!reader — [1.1k], college!au, academic rivals to friends to lovers, teaser for the first instalment of how to fall in love (for dummies)

# synopsis.ᐟ  when yn finally got tickets for comic con this year, the last thing she expected was to accidentally coordinate outfits with lee jeno: the boy she had been tied with for the top of every class they had taken together since first year. or in which jeno begins to realise the girl he could never beat in academics has more in common with him than he thought. warnings.ᐟ just swearing for the teaser

# tia speaks.ᐟ est. final wc: 4.5k & est. publish date: 20/03 (the writing in this teaser might be a bit chopped, this is not the final edit)

i. you can’t turn the radio down (& you can’t think of anyone else)

Jeno’s first mistake had been trusting his friends with his hair. 

Looking up nervously as Mark handed him the mirror, Jeno was already braced for disaster after observing the reactions of Jisung (visibly distressed in the corner while biting back a smile) and Chenle (not holding back at all, literally rolling on the floor laughing). 

“This is not fucking green.” “It’s bluish-green?” said Mark hesitantly in response. “It’s mint, Mark,” said Renjun from his spot on the couch. “It could still work,” said Jisung, more as a question than a statement. “Yeah,” Jaemin answered, barely holding back a laugh, “Beast Boy can be minty.”

From the corner of his eye Jeno saw Haechan slowly pull his phone out of his pocket, which was then swiftly returned to its place with Jeno’s warning of putting him in a chokehold.

“I cannot go to comic-con like this.” “Sure you can,” Chenle responded between laughs. “Listen man,” said Renjun, “even if you wanted to fix it, there’s not enough time to do that. Just put on the outfit.” Jeno begrudgingly dragged his feet across the floor to his room, as the conversation continued muffled outside.

Mark shouted, “Yo but why do I actually look so good as spiderman?!” “My Iron Man is better,” retorted Chenle “Why’d you guys assign me the Hulk anyway?” asked Jaemin, as Jeno walked out of his room. Jisung said “Your muscles,” at the same time as Haechan who instead responded with, “So that you and Jeno can have matching green couple outfits.” Renjun, busy adjusting the bow for his Green Arrow costume, just let out a snort-laugh as Jaemin considered both responses for a second before nodding, “Valid.”

Soon Jeno and Renjun were ushering the 5 others out of the house and into the cars to make sure they wouldn’t be late for The Batman 2’s trailer screening.

Y/N opened up the camera app and held her phone close to her face as she made sure the small red plastic crystal she’d bought from the craft store and stuck onto her forehead with lash glue wasn’t crooked. Aeri stood adjacent, combing through her freshly-dyed pink hair with her fingers. 

As a notification popped up on her screen Y/N let out a groan, “Dr. Kwon just assigned us 30 pages of reading for my 8am on Monday!”

“Those Monday morning lecturers love being diabolical, I’m telling you,” said Aeri with a sigh.

In the process of throwing her head back in frustration, Y/N noticed a mint-coloured blob exiting a car out of the corner of her eye. As she turned to get a better look she said to Aeri, “He might have been going for Beast Boy but the poor guy’s hair did not-” Y/N fell silent on seeing the face behind the mint hair. Then she started laughing.

No, said Jeno to himself, this could not be a laugh he recognised, this could not be-

“Holy fucking shit.” “Please,” said Jeno as he made eye contact with the girl, “spare me.” “Absolutely not. That is not green.” “Blame Mark.”

“No, I will actually be thanking Mark. This is incredibly diabolical work,” responded Y/N as she held her phone back up to take a photo. “Oh my god, delete that,” said Jeno with a look of horror. Y/N shook her head, “Don't worry, I won’t post it. Just need it to laugh at.” she said as Jeno’s friends joined in on laughing at the boy’s embarrassment. “I did not consent to that photo Y/N, but I guess you just like looking at my face that much.” “Yeah, I like laughing at it.” “Whatever you say. Nice to know you’re obsessed with my face. What a shame it’s not reciprocated,” said the boy with an obviously mocking look of sympathy.

Before she could retort, Haechan cut through the banter, “Sorry to point out the obvious but has no one else noticed the costumes? You’re Beast Boy, and she’s Raven. They’re lovers in all the comics and shit, no?” Jeno’s mouth fell agape as Y/N’s eyes widened in disbelief. Both of you rushed to defend yourselves, “Lovers is a stretch-” “ Ok but she’s been with other people in the comics, even Starfire, I mean really Aeri is-” The duo's voices were drowned out by their friends falling into a fit of giggles once again.

Y/N lightly slapped Aeri’s arm to get her attention, dragging her inside the convention center and away from the boys, as the pink-haired-girl continued holding in her giggles.

After the two girls had browsed some of the merchandise at the convention, they finally got to The Batman 2’s panel. Y/N just happened to be so lucky that the only free seats (other than those at the opposite end of the hall) were right next to a group of 7 boys, one of whom’s hair stood out like a sore thumb. It was now her turn to groan as Aeri dragged her right into those very unfortunate seats. 

With a whole 15 minutes left until the panel started all Y/N could do to occupy herself was talking to Aeri and staring at the ground and tapping her feet in order to ignore the presence of a certain Lee next to her. As the girls’ conversation reached a lull, Jeno on her other side cleared his throat before asking, “So…do you like comics?”

Y/N nodded, “Yeah…a lot.”

“Well then this is great!” exclaimed Jaemin, “Nono here is the resident comic book nerd in our friend group.”

Y/N’s face broke into a teasing smile, “Nono?”

Jeno closed his eyes in frustration then turned to Jaemin and gave him his best ‘threatening’ glare (but all his friend did was smile back).

“Favourite characters?” asked Y/N, once he had turned back around.

“Dick Grayson, Roy Harper, Miles Morales, Cassandra Cain, John Constantine,” he gestured at his own outfit, “and Beast Boy. Yours?”

“Jason Todd, Kamala Khan, Gwenpool, Zatanna, Rogue, Kori and Raven.” Y/N responded, pointing to her own outfit as she finished.

There was a beat of silence, “Good list.”

“Yours too.”

The two nodded, each clearly having gained some additional level of respect for the other as the lights in the hall dimmed and the event began.

While pulling her hair out of the back of the brown jacket she had put on for the second day of ComicCon, a realization dawned on Y/N, causing her to practically fly across her room to her phone.

Y/N: just so that we don’t accidentally match again Y/N: because i’m sure neither of us wants that Y/N: what are you dressed as today?

Jeno (Anatomy 101): miles morales

Y/N: ok, cool. Y/N: clear.

Jeno (Anatomy 101): you?

Y/N: rogue

Jeno (Anatomy 101): ok Jeno (Anatomy 101): can you delete the picture now

Y/N: nope!

Seen at 11:57am

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[leclercloml]

Enchanted to meet you | CL16

Part 1

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x singer!reader

Summary: after your relationship almost became very obvious you did a hard launch and obviously because everyone's favourite couple (little plot twist at the end)

Genre: SMAU

warnings: google translated french, grammar mistakes, incorrect time line to match the story line

Author's note; as I said before I'm still new to this and will probably do a part 3 🫶🏻

fc: Gracie Abrams

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram visca barça and forza ferrari till I die 💙❤️

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charles_leclerc

📍 camp nou

liked by yourinstagram, carlossainz55 and 43,86,529 others

charles_leclerc what a match, força barça 💙❤️

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram soft launch is overrated anyways

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charles_leclerc I was enchanté to meet you

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username the comments from the drivers are just 😭😭☝🏼☝🏼

charles_leclerc Mon amour, ma vie, mon tout 💙 (my love, my life, my everything)

⤷yourinstagram I don't speak french but je t'aime à la folie (I love you to the moon and back)

⤷username the highway looking extra cozy today

charles_leclerc the girl on second slide single?

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charles_leclerc

liked by yourinstagram, sabrinacarpenter and 34,562,361 others

charles_leclerc Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close. 🌊💙

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⤷landonorris what else can you expect from a guy who says "mAriAh cAreY"

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⤷username carlos, lando and y/n a trio we didn't know we needed.

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yourinstagram my beautiful beautiful boy ❤️

⤷charles_leclerc yours only 🩷🩷

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yourinstagram I told the stars about you ☝🏼

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lilymhe my girl is so beautiful

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⤷landonorris neither of you is, I am.

⤷username HELP

Username i love them your honour.

yourinstagram just in case you foolishly forget; I'm never not thinking of you 🩵.

⤷charles_leclerc just in case you foolishly forget; you're all mine and I'm not sharing you (yeah not even to Lily or Kika)

⤷lilymhe am I the only one who smells.... jealousy?

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PS: ahhh I just wanted to make a plot twist 😭 I'll do a part 3 as soon as I can!

part 3!!

Tag: @justdreamersdream

[dyl-z]

im going feral rn i need some stories (not the socmed just anything happening in ur life rn) im bored :((

Let me tell you about absolute train wreck of a day I had yesterday

First I couldn’t sleep because I’ve been off my meds (thank you U.S. healthcare system for not shipping them to me until I already ran out) so I was running off of zero hours of sleep when running to my 9am politics class on a Monday morning.

My pol professor continues to be my number one worst enemy. So about 15 minutes into the lecture he’s still rambling on about things that are NOT the source material and not entertaining so I turn to talk to my friend to rant about the essays I have due on Friday.

HOWEVER plot twist

I discover that my English essay was in fact due on Friday the 7th not Friday the 14th (how I made that mistake is most likely due to the fact that canvas is a pain to navigate + I’ve been a tad bit 🤏 depressed and the days have just blended together into one long day) anyways not I’m in a worse mood because I have to go write an essay

And then he finally starts droning on about democracy and guys he’s literally the worst lecturer in the world I cannot stand him

Then before the lecture is even over I get an email from Amazon saying they’re closing my account AND THEY WONT GIVE ME A REASON

Keep in mind it’s only 9:45 am at this point and I’ve threatened my life three times in the group chat

Then class is over I rush out get to my room and start working on my essay. Alas, I have a second class so at 11 I walk to my class and sit down and realize that I don’t recognize this lecturer and the app won’t let me put the attendance in- wait- does that say 12?

My class has been moved back an hour.

My mood somehow worsens.

I get back to my dorm AGAIN. Start working on my essay AGAIN. Then it’s 11:50 so I walk to my class only to discover when I get there that there are legit no seats I mean I’ve never seen this many people in my class before. So I get the attendance code and bolt the fuck outta there because who do I look like? I am not sitting on the steps.

It’s now noon so I decide to get lunch. Surprise surprise there is 28 POUNDS (?!??) in my bank account and my check hasn’t come in yet 🧍‍♂️

My mood somehow inexplicably gets so much worse.

I get lunch I get back to my dorm and suddenly I’m feeling sick and I can’t eat.

The punches they do NOT stop coming.

I do my essay and it eats which pisses me off more because i know it’s gonna have a bad grade despite it being good because it’s three days late.

I finish the essay and then I nap until 7pm because I’ve live four days within four hours.

[fall0utmind]

hi, i used a translator when i wrote this text, so if there are any mistakes, please forgive me 🙏we probably have one brain for the whole fandom, because i'm also hatching an idea with an a/b/o au in my head.my main idea was similar to yours with all the pain and illness, but in addition to the main focus on the relationship between vale and marc, i also wanted to write about marc's pack.his pack, consisting of young boys with whom he trains and cares for. for example, dani holgado, is definitely an alpha. looks at marc as an example, as someone to look up to. david alonso, i don't know, most likely also an alpha (for the sake of the plot lol). fermin aldeguer could be a beta. and of course maximo quiles, marc's protégé, omega. a hot-tempered boy looking at david with loving eyes.(all the boys look at him with such tenderness) I think they fit your idea perfectly.Marc, who is not a member of any packs except for the family one and is only the unofficial head of the pack of these boys. They are like his children to him.In the 2025 season, when all his guys are either in moto2 or moto3, they need his support, help and advice (they need to be held in the evenings after falls or when they are on the verge of a rut/heat) (this is in addition to his own season) and he has no time to think about his inner omega.I think this would be so different from the relationship between Vale and his academies, where the alpha of the pack is support in the media, a firm hand on the shoulder and distraction from all problems through entertainment.And Marc is soft with everyone, a support for them (he does not run away from problems, but solves them). the boys always know that they can come to him: he can listen to them or understand without words, teach them to stand up for themselves, give advice on how to take a certain turn on the track or what to choose as the first gift for courtship (or from what angle to look at the alpha))well, here is the true omega of the pack.another scene before his eyes - the day before the public loss of consciousness. maybe this is maximo, before the third race on the calendar on saturday - his first moto3 race because he just turned 17 the other day. he lies close to marc in his camper, burying his face close to the neck of the older omega. in his arms he feels like he is on the clouds, sometimes he does not finish some sentences, but marc understands everything and answers him with a laugh. perhaps before this grand prix, the boys gathered in their little pack and, he does not know for how many times, discussed that marc does not smell of anything. nothing at all. they asked alex a long time ago, but he never answered them.and max awkwardly asks about it, when before that he had been mumbling about David and his unique overtakes in his first year in moto2 for about 7 minutes non-stop, feeling how Marc relaxed. and literally three seconds later he regrets it, when Marc's breathing rhythm gets out of whack and how his shoulders tense under his grip. but the man only grabs the kid tighter and tells in general terms what happened between him and Vale, choosing only soft expressions, without hatred, sadness or pity.and the next day after the victory he faints. imagine Maximo's face lolin any case, thank you for your creativity and for your brain. not only is every word of yours read in one breath, you are also a very nice person. thank you ❤️

Hi, firstly, I'm so in awe of everyone on this app when English isn't their first language. You all make me feel so stupid 😂😂 so never apologise for that.

Secondly, what a lovely message!!!

Omg!!! Im so excited?? We all have a million a/b/o ideas and it's fantastic!!! I love that for us!

Wow! I never even considered that, it's so good??? The idea of Marc having this little gaggle of boys (borderline men) following him around like ducklings because he's like the main/pack omega (and he should be for the whole paddock) - i love it. I think there's so much room to work with in that dynamic. Like you said, the way the boys look up to him, how they need to be looked after when they've fallen or when they're about to enter heat/rut cycles. And marc is 100% being a mother hen. He doesn't even realise that he's doing it half the time? Like sitting with all the boys over lunch, giving advice, talking to them after a bad race, squished onto the motorhone sofas.

In one way, it's healing for his omega. But another is ruining him. Because it's suppressing so much that he isn't actually bonded to these kids, not on a biological level. He doesn't scent with them, etc, because he doesn't do it with ANYONE. (Post reconcilliation, he does. And they become his pups basically). These kids are clinging onto him and it hurts so bad because he doesn't actually have that connection with them 💔💔

Omg, and yes, the idea of Marc, an omega, by definition, being head of a pack. He is the one they always come to for advice, direction, and love. I especially love the comparisons to the VR46 pack. I think it would be really different. I think a. It is not a true 'pack' because of Marc's issues (although they act like one, and the boys desperately want it to be one, but don't want to push marc, just sometimes pile into his motorhome and lie on Marc's bed, confused about why there's no nest; leaving their clothes in Marc's space, he secretly hoards them for comfort).

The boys asking marc what happened omg 💔😭 marc telling them, but only the bare bones as he knows they look up to Vale and he doesn't want to ruin that, also he doesn't want to hurt/scare them because he's FINE, damn it. And then how they react when marc gets sick, can you imagine the fear? The anger they have at Valentino, but they feel so powerless because they're young and in lower leagues and UGH. God I love this idea so much. Love the dynamic, its very cute.

Thank you so much for the ask and for the kind words!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[halliescomut]

Rebuttal to a fuckass complaint list that was posted on SKZ Twitter

As stated above this is a rebuttal to a fuck-ass complaint list that was posted on Twitter, just for funsies really.

This is based of the google translate of this post, so some context may be lost, but I'm going off of what seems to be the intended point

Point 1: "It is obvious that SKZ's participation in the 5th gen fan meeting was not voluntary, but was forced by the agency to induce them to join. They recently did a voice live that lasted only 20 minutes and ended because they had food. It's not like they couldn't do a live while eating."

Rebuttal- I'm guessing they more mean their promotion of the 5th gen fan meeting (i.e. the lives that different members have done over the past week) because of course their participation in the fan meeting itself is not voluntary because it's literally their job, they're getting paid to do it. As for the second part about the live ending when food came, and shade over it being voice only- they don't owe you their time or their face, so...get wrecked.

Point 2: "Even the paid content Bubble, which costs money every month, doesn't come often. (Especially the members who don't come.) If you're not going to come, why don't you just fill up a month and not come? Or at least get a refund."

Rebuttal: No one has a gun to your head making you pay for bubble, if you think you're not getting your money's worth then cancel it. Additionally, pretty much everything on there gets posted within a couple hours to Twitter, you know the app you're currently using to whine. As for the frequency with which different members post- again...they do not owe you any more of their time.

Point 3: "You can see they are dancing carelessly not only at concerts but Gayo Daejeon. Don't you practice dancing? You can see that the choreography doesn't match. Where did you lose your original intention? You used to work really hard."

Rebuttal: If you want to see perfection then watch the MVs, where they have the opportunity to do multiple takes so it's 'as perfect' as possible. These are live performances being done by actual humans. Mistakes will happen, and are not a moral failing or the result of a failure to practice. Also, they're actively touring right now and so had to learn new stage direction for these special performances which have a different size and shape of stage that has to be considered. It is not a one-to-one equivalence.

Point 4: "It's funny that they always repeat the same songs at concerts and fan meeting. It's not like we don't have any songs on our album. Even Runners didn't do it even though it's a new song. Special stages as good, but I wish they did more stages of old songs. It's like they're just repeating the same songs. "

Rebuttal: They can't just change out songs from tour stop to tour stop. There's stage direction, background effects, so much that goes into how a concert is planned. (And a fan meet is just a concert just with more games in it really). It's not just the members who have to practice all of these songs (anywhere from 25 to 35 depending on the concert), it's the live band, it's the videographers that follow them so you can see them on the big screens, almost every movement across the stage is preplanned to make sure that things can be done smoothly. so even though they have over a hundred songs (probably creeping close to 200 now) they can't have every song prepared and just switch them up whenever. That's an unrealistic and unfeasible expectation. And I think it's kinda funny you bring up runners here, considering it is a fully English song and then in a couple points you proceed to complain about the number of English songs/lyrics, but I'll address that more in-depth later.

Point 5: "Thinking back on the fact that the fan meeting ticketing notice was posted on the 5th sign-up opening day. It was just a promotion to get business owners to sign up." (Translation is quite odd here, but feels a bit like they're accusing JYPE of posting the fanmeet tickets and 5th gen fanclub signups on the same day as a money grab, to basically force people to purchase both.)

Rebuttal: We live in a capitalist society, everything JYPE does is a money-grab. It's why they intentionally made and sold shitty physical albums for RockStar, because they want the highest profit margin. And the very vocal and public backlash over that is the only reason why they tried harder and made (some) things better quality for Ate and Hop. Still not great, but better. Like this is truly a 'fork found in kitchen complaint'. Please be serious, and don't purchase things if you don't feel like it. Additionally the fan club membership had a open order time of like 2 weeks, so you could have always waited. Though you may be stating that you felt you needed the fan club membership to access specific benefits for the fan meet, and like...you can also do without...

Point 6: MD sells them at ridiculously high prices and continues to ship the pretty ones to Japan. They also continue to hold all sorts of events in Japan. I still can't believe they sold that cheap doll with it's sides bursting for 19,000 won at a pop-up store.

Rebuttal: Laughs maniacally in western fan who is paying $30+ dollars for shipping whether it's a PC or a fucking 60 cm plush. But seriously, I really can't take this type of complaint seriously coming from a Korean-based fan. Y'all have so much more opportunity to attend events, get decent concert merch, etc. I won't argue about the quality of some of the merch being made, I think general quality has probably suffered over the last couple of years, and I think it's likely intentional to increase profit margins, and it's valid to call out JYPE for that. I also think it's dumb that JYPE-Korea and JYPE-Japan are so distinctly separate, to the point that they have fully separate merch. I don't get why it wouldn't be feasible to have them be combined.

Point 7: "I question whether SKZ is really a Korean male idol. I understand they have more international fans than domestic fans, but I hope they realize that they need domestic fans to be able to go international. It's disappointing for Korean fans that most of their song lyrics are in English because they're targeting the international market."

Rebuttal: Again laughs in western fan. In regards to the English lyric accusation, based on a couple of different resources- There are anywhere between 187 and 237 Stray Kids songs (some resources include collab songs like Han's 1,2,3,4, OST's not written by SKZ, and SKZ records that aren't officially released for streaming, while some are only counting those officially released in albums). There are between 30-39 Japanese songs, and 17-19 English songs. That means of ALL of their discography approximately 20% is not in Korean. But also consider that of their discography many of their songs are officially available in multiple languages, so there are really only about 10-15 songs that do not have a Korean version. So truly we're looking at less than 10% of SKZ's discography not being available in Korean. As an American who LOVES to watch and interact with foreign media of all types- fucking suck it up. I will promote the idea of making translated subtitles the norm across the board for any officially released content, both from the Japanese division and the Korean one, but the idea that they should only cater to Korean fans is insane, especially when you consider that for two of the members English is their native language, and they are the ones that write some of the English only or English heavy songs... it's giving....xenophobic.

Point 8: "The most important thing is that I hope the members take care of their health. Especially Yongbok's back. How much does it have to hurt to change the choreography for Unfair and worry about his back on stage? Even though he hates showing his pain to Stay. Jisung has panicked before and Jeongin has collapsed before. Is money more important than the Kids? Please just moderate your overseas tours. Stop adding extra schedules.

Rebuttal: I do have consistent concerns about the choreo for their songs, especially considering that more than just Felix have injured themselves practicing or performing it. It's just that Felix's injury is both chronic and degenerative in nature and so must be consistently monitored and considered. I think that it's a bit odd to call out the choreo for Unfair, considering it's very likely that Felix was directly involved in the creation of that choreo, and so it's the most likely to be directly catered to him and his individual needs. In terms of addressing Han's panic attacks...have we known of or seen any of those to happen outside of Korea? I don't directly recall, but I do think that mobbing the airports when they're coming or going is probably NOT helping. In relation to Jeongin passing out....this just feeds back into the conversation of us as fans not pushing them to look a certain way so that they can adequately fuel themselves to do these performances...but I guess y'all don't want to take responsibility for that. And 'moderate overseas tours'? Do you really think that a fairly standard set of tour dates, most having a minimum 3 days between performances is more draining than 4 shows in 10 days, not counting the probable full rehearsals that were done prior to those opening performances, that they don't do before EVERY tour stop...you know, like they did for the opening shows for the dominATE tour? Please be so serious. And yes, they often have stops that are 2 shows back to back, and that's also the norm in Korea. It's the norm for many groups that tour, and realistically they could space out performance dates in Korea a lot more easily than dates abroad BECAUSE they are home, and it is simply easier for them to do so. I do agree that the addition of the 4 new Japanese tour dates is kind unnecessary, but I also think that your complaint in particular is coming from a place of jealousy, rather than a place of true concern.

Point 9: "Do you have any plans to change the Cody (?) team and Heme (?) team? To be honest they're not that pretty. The album isn't that great either. From the Ate dentures to the Hop logo. The components are useless."

Rebuttal, but also not really: I'm guessing that they are talking about the concept and design teams for the albums here, and that the translation is a bit screwy. And tbh, in a lot of ways I agree. I felt like there wasn't a good effort put in on the Ate logo, it feels very AI-generated (even if it wasn't) and just overall doesn't have the level of detail one would expect for their level. But again, I think this is an intentional move being done by JYPE and Div1 to cut costs as much as possible to boost profit margins. And in many ways that may not be the fault of the actual employees working on these designs, and just trying to complete projects within the restrictions they've been given. As far as components, I don't know if they mean the physical components or albums, but I feel like a lot of that complaint comes from them being poor quality recently, but also people say they're useless, but then in a bid to collect all of the PCs they want, purchase so many albums, so maybe some of that blame is on you.

Point 10: "The treatment of Japanese and Korean concerts is so different. In Japan they blow up signed balloons and confetti during Dome tours and the even do encores. In Japan you need an address to get tickets, right? And the fact that they even go to Shizouka for four more days is really annoying. If Stay wants to continue to be Stray Kids, I hope it changes.

Rebuttal: Again laughs in western fan at the complaint that they are going to do more days in Japan. It's very whiny and entitled. But you also already know that you are getting encore days in Korea at the end of the DominATE tour. They announced that in Step Out 2025, so you'll get more tour dates. And as far as what effort they put into the different venues, I do agree that it's a bit weird, but also it's likely and even probable that the staff of JYPE Japan is responsible for a lot of what gets done at the Japan stops, so if you want something similar, tell JYPE and Div1 in Korea, and maybe it'll happen. But considering that I watched a lot of y'all be pissy about the water throwing during the 3rd act of the DominATE concerts, both in Korea and abroad because you apparently hate fun, I really don't have a lot of sympathy for you.

Final Comments: if you are not actively speaking up to allow ALL IDOLS the freedom to choose their diets and food options without fear of repercussion from their company OR their fans, and not actively shaming those who do make shitty comments about so & so looking puffy, not calling out hateful remarks and comments about Changbin, about how Felix prefers to present himself, about how active they choose to be on social media in their private time, then I am not truly going to take any of your complaints seriously. Are you actively shaming and discouraging 'fans' from mobbing airports or following members around, taking their pictures when they are clearly off the clock? Then I'm not interested in your concerns, when their health, both physical and mental, is clearly not your top priority.

[barrysheoghan]

okay i was on the train zoning out when this scenario came up in my mind....... toxic!felix enthusiasts where you all at???

(sorry for any mistakes or incoherences, feel free to correct anything that seems wrong)

— cattonquick modern au where felix is very jealous and violent

ollie works at some bookselling place even though felix told him he didnt have to cause he's rich and he can provide for his boyfie yk. but ollie wants to do something productive during the day and he loves books so.... anyway, one night he asks felix if he can come pick him up since his shift ends quite late and felix obviously agrees cause he gets to show off his big expensive car and impress ollie's colleagues (of whom hes been jealous ever since ollie started mentioning having fun at work etc etc, especially of that one guy with whom ollie chats sometimes via text. yes, he regularly looks into ollie's phone, so what? thats what couples do.).

its 9:30pm, felix is right on time, parked in front of ollie's workplace, waiting. minutes go by and soon its 10pm and still no ollie in sight. they should have been home by now. one thing about felix : he hates waiting. and ollie's supposed to know that. he turns up the volume of the music he was listening to to match the anger that's quickly building up in his chest, making him sigh repeatedly, tap on the wheel and furiously chew on his nails. he also wants to make his presence known and hopes the loud noise will somehow make ollie get out faster.

what is he doing, for fuck sake. he grabs his phone and opens up his text message app, immediately landing on him and ollie's convo. he never replies to anyone else's texts so...

"Its been 30mins. Where are you?"

about five minutes later, the door opens up and ollie is finally out. felix stares, assuming he's going to rush to his car and apologize for being so late but, no, he lingers by the door. in fact, he's holding that door, clearly waiting for someone. soon enough, a silhouette appears and closes the shop after them. ollie stands there the whole time, waiting like a puppy, and felix can't believe his fucking eyes. he's literally fuming, his brain making up the worst scenarios of why ollie could possibly be late. and of course it involves him getting railed by his coworker.

ollie finally notices felix's car and jogs towards it. he opens up the passenger door and frowns at the loud music. felix thinks he's gonna get in quickly but he doesn't seem to want to leave. he slowly turns down the volume, not looking at ollie for one sec.

"hey! sorry im late! we were just gonna go to that one bar down the street. wanna come?" ollie says, a smile on his face, completely clueless.

"get in the fucking car." felix's voice is at its lowest pitch. he's trying to stay in control but his hands, so tightly clenched around the wheel, show that he's struggling to keep it together.

"what.... whats going on, felix?"

"don't make me say it again."

ollie gulps. felix is mad, and it doesn't look like one of his usual tantrums. he knows he should keep it low and do as he's told but he's had such a great day and he just doesn't want it to end! maybe he can get felix to calm down? he softens his tone.

"come on babe... let's go out! we'll have fun!" he leans in to put his hand on felix's arm, gently squeezing it.

the next second, he's forced into the car. felix's hand cups his cheeks, but not in a cute loving way. he's practically crushing ollie's jaw between his fingers. ollie's glasses have fallen somewhere on the car's floor and he can feel panic take over him. panic and........ some other tickling sensation he's quite fond of.

"you're hurting me-"

"shut the fuck up, ollie. shut your stupid fucking mouth. I've been waiting for your useless ass for half an hour and you think you can just come up to me all bubbly and nice and ask if i want to go have fun with you and some bitch who clearly wants to fuck you?" he's now yelling right in his face. "you wanna have fun? we'll have fun. just the two of us. at home."

he lets go of his face and reaches to close the door on ollie's side. his coworker is just standing there and watching them, looking really concerned.

"and don't you dare look at him. i'll break your nose and slaughter him." felix threatens, turning on the engine.

on the ride back home, ollie tries to make himself as small as possible, keeping his head down, shoulders in and, of course, squeezing his legs very, very tight. he has a vague idea of what's waiting for him once they get home and, boy, it's exciting.

the next day, he comes to work to hand in his resignation letter.

[tteokdoroki]

your we cant be friends song post as a breakup song for jock yuuji .............. i think it's time for you go to bed op and close the app /j but that hurts like hell omg 🥹🥹 i literally cant imagine myself breaking up w him sobs

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT CJAJJDS NOT YOU SENDING ME TO BED DBBBDNX

i think you would break up at least once during college but !!! find your way back to each other because yuuji is not only persistent but the best love you’ve ever had :( he genuinely tries to make up for his mistakes and doesn’t take his second chance with you for granted !!! don’t worry <3

[disneyprincemuke]

hii! i saw your reply to an anon about the lando hate train and

i’ve heard (i think?) that it’s because he’s been constantly folding under pressure

like every time he gets close to winning or whatever achievement, he freezes at the last second and apparently people hate him for that? (everybody makes mistakes)

also the daniel hate train makes zero fucking sense to me bc how can u hate that ray of sunshine (he has zero spine/backbone when it comes to himself but still)

anyways i had my f1 superfan friends explain the dan hate to me and apparently it’s because he didn’t exactly “perform up to expectations” at mclaren and has a free pass at a rbr or alpha tauri (i refuse to call it visa cashbull racing app whatever) seat no matter where he goes. it’s like they hate him for having good contacts and good relationships with teams even though that’s necessary for literally everyone in the sport.

soz for the rant ok bye ily

oh… idk abt lando tho i just let him be tbh, him getting cancelled for being horny was kinda silly tho like what 😭 i just always thought he kinda unlucky like alex was with rb during his rookie year (tbh if i got taken out of a podium by lewis TWICE, i’d literally become a villain idk)

and, yeah, tbh when i started with f1 i always found it weird n icky that u could get in simply with connections (i only ever watched basketball n ph volleyball and there are gazillions of teams) so i got that culture shock fr

but idk imo i dont really see the issue with danny, i think he’s been going abt things in a smart way so

[theladyofbloodshed]

hii, may i ask if you use any specific app to help you write? i've been using notion but i think it's hindering my writing when i write on my phone.. i followed your au acosf when it was still being updated and i was amazed how fast you can write for quite a long chapter... thanks for your answer!

Hello!

Uhh, I guess I'm a bit old school because I literally just use word.

Long post below:

Writing process for me is usually:

I have an idea

I daydream about it and imagine possible outcomes then fixate on one path

I write it

Because I've visualised in quite a lot of detail, run through different dialogues, when it comes to writing it, it is usually quite a smooth process because I know exactly what's happening.

If I'm just staring at a screen then I like to switch to writing by hand. These scenes tend to need less editing too as they're slower to write and I can pick up on mistakes whereas when I'm typing quickly, I'll sometimes type the wrong word or miss one out.

Sometimes it means that I haven't planned. Planning for me can just be a couple of bullet points that x/y/z will happen. Sometimes I'll just lay down, close my eyes, put some music on and start imagining again.

When I wrote ACOSF, I had a lot of ideas that I knew would happen so each chapter was either "the event" I wanted or the build up to it. For example, in one chapter, I knew Nesta would have faebane at dinner with the Vanserras or she'd go to meet Cassian at the war memorial in Illyria. Sometimes I needed to bridge between X and Y and there'd be little filler bits. That was more fun because I could waffle and create scenarios not necessary to the plot, but just nice bits like Nesta playing with children or cuddling up with Rovena. It's a luxury that fan fiction can have. I tend to always be thinking a few chapters ahead because we'll be pointing in one direction - but it might be we'll hit some rocks and it's a dead end so I need to start steering it another way, if that makes sense?

How can I write so much so quickly? Lots and lots of daydreaming! When I was a teacher, I didn't get a single second to myself on a work day so I'd be daydreaming about the fic on the way in (30 mins), work solid for 9 hours with children tapping me and teaching and marking and planning, then daydream on the drive home (1 hour thanks to traffic!). I would make a cup of tea then sit for an hour immediately after coming home, drink my tea and write the bits I'd been daydreaming then my partner would come home. I could have my "free time" then which was spent cleaning/cooking/seeing partner. When all those things were done, if there was still time in the evening then I'd sit and write some more. I'm not a night owl so most weekdays I'm in bed by 9/9:30.

Sometimes, I do write on my phone too but I just write on notes then email it to myself and put it in the word document but that's usually if I'm somewhere and have no access to paper e.g. if I stay at a friends and wake up early.

Sprints can also be useful like setting a timer for 15/20 mins and you just write for that amount of time then take a break, do something else, but no distractions during the sprint. I also keep an excel file because i'm obsessed with spreadsheets to track my writing

This was when I was writing The Wench and The Gentleman

Light green was my daily wordcount (I had fics on top of this too). I had a target of the total that I needed to reach weekly to stay on track (I set myself like 8 weeks to write that book because I love putting weird deadlines on myself) so the dark green is my actual word count and the number beside it was the target. You can see by week 3, I was 19k words ahead of schedule lmao.

I'm more than happy to chat more about writing processes and discover how other people work so feel free to message on chat or whatever :-)

[googlephonenumberlookupfree]

I Found Every Mystery Caller Using Google (Here's My Free Lookup Method)

You know that awkward moment when your mobile phone rings and it's a random number you don't recognize? Ugh, worst. Happens all the time.

Last month I got five calls from the same weird number. Drove me nuts. But here's the thing - I found out who it was without calling back. And I didn't pay a dime.

Google is all you need. Seriously.

Let me show you exactly what I do. It's super simple.

Why I Started Checking Numbers Before Answering

I used to just let unknown calls go to voicemail. Every single time.

But then something happened. My daughter's school called from a number I didn't recognize. I ignored it. Big mistake. She was sick and needed to be picked up.

That's when I decided to get smart about this stuff.

Good news? You don't need fancy apps or paid services. Google works just fine.

Here's My Dead Simple Google Method

Ready? This is literally all you need to do.

Step 1: Grab the number Copy it from your phone. Easy.

Step 2: Go to Google Open up google.com. That's it.

Step 3: Type the number with quotes This is important. Put quotes around it. Like this: "555-123-4567"

The quotes make Google search for that exact number. Without them, you get random stuff.

Step 4: Check what comes up Hit enter. See what Google finds.

Sometimes you get lucky right away. Sometimes you need to dig a little.

What You'll Actually Find

Let me be straight with you. Google isn't perfect. But it finds a lot.

Here's what usually shows up:

Business info - If it's a store or company calling

Spam reports - When other people got the same sketchy call

Social profiles - Some folks put their number online

Old listings - Phone book stuff that's still floating around

News mentions - Sometimes numbers show up in articles

Last week I looked up a number. Turns out it was my dentist's office. They got a new phone system. Mystery solved.

When Google Doesn't Find Anything

Sometimes you search and... nothing. Blank. Nada.

Don't give up yet. Try this:

Switch up the format

Try it without dashes: 5551234567

Try dots: 555.123.4567

Add parentheses: (555) 123-4567

Different websites write numbers different ways. One format might work when another doesn't.

Hit up social media Facebook is great for this. Just paste the number in their search box. Instagram and LinkedIn work too.

Google the area code Can't find the exact number? At least figure out what city it's from. Google "555 area code" and you'll know the location.

That alone can help you decide if it's worth answering.

Other Free Ways to Look Up Numbers

Google's my favorite. But these work great too:

WhatsApp Trick This one's clever. Save the mystery number to your contacts. Open WhatsApp. If they use it, you'll see their profile picture.

I've identified three mystery callers this way. Takes 30 seconds.

Facebook Search Just type the number right into Facebook. Sometimes people have it on their profile. Worth a shot.

TrueCaller's Free Option They want you to pay, sure. But the free version tells you enough. Just know they'll collect your info too.

Scam Numbers Are Easy to Spot

I've gotten pretty good at this. Here's what screams "scam" to me:

Weird number formats Too many digits? Strange spacing? That's a red flag.

Tons of complaints online When 50 people all say "don't answer," listen to them.

Numbers super close to yours Got a call from a number that's almost identical to yours? Classic scammer trick. They think you'll answer because it looks familiar.

Zero information online Real businesses exist somewhere online. If you can't find anything? Be careful.

Quick Privacy Reality Check

Here's something to think about. If you can look up numbers, people can look up yours too.

Don't panic. Just be smart about it.

What I do:

Never put my real cell number on sketchy websites

Use a Google Voice number for online stuff

Check what shows up when I Google my own number

It takes five minutes. Do it today.

Dumb Mistakes I Made (So You Don't Have To)

Learn from my mess-ups:

I called back a premium rate number Cost me $20. Never again. Always look up first.

I believed the first result Scammers make fake business listings. Check a few sources.

I forgot about country codes Those super long numbers? Usually from overseas. Be extra careful.

I didn't check dates Found a post saying a number was spam. The post was from 2012. Things change.

True Stories From My Number Lookups

These are 100% real. No joke.

The Mystery Medical Call Unknown number called twice. I looked it up. It was my doctor with test results. Good thing I checked.

The Birthday Surprise Got a text from a random number. Almost deleted it. Looked it up first. It was my cousin with a new phone wishing me happy birthday.

The Job Interview Missed a call during lunch. No voicemail. Looked it up and saw it was the company I'd applied to. Called back and got the interview.

See? This stuff matters.

Time-Saving Tricks That Actually Work

Want to get faster at this? Here's what I do:

Save numbers right away - Once you know it's legit, add it to contacts

Use incognito mode - Sometimes gets better search results

Try Bing too - Different search engines find different stuff

Remember patterns - Scam numbers often look similar

The more you do it, the quicker you get.

Those "Pay for Info" Sites Are Usually Junk

You'll see them in search results. "Full report for just $9.99!" or whatever.

Skip 'em.

Here's why:

They show you free stuff to hook you

Then want money for basic info

Half the time it's outdated anyway

Some are straight-up scams themselves

I've never needed to pay. Free methods work fine.

What's Coming Next

Phone lookup is changing fast.

Good stuff is happening. Phone companies are getting better at blocking spam. Google's improving caller ID.

But scammers are getting smarter too. Using AI voices. Better number spoofing.

Stay sharp. Keep learning. Trust your gut.

Bottom Line on Free Phone Lookups

Look, you don't need to investigate every call. That's overkill.

But knowing how to check a suspicious number? That's just smart.

It takes 30 seconds. Costs nothing. And it works.

I've dodged scams. Found old friends. Answered important calls I would've missed.

All thanks to simple Google searches.

Your Cheat Sheet

Keep this handy:

Google search tips:

Always use quotes

Try different formats

Check info dates

Safety rules:

Don't call back weird numbers

Never give info to strangers

If it feels wrong, it probably is

For best results:

Check multiple places

Use social media too

Save good numbers

That's it. You're ready.

One More Thing...

Curious what shows up when someone searches YOUR number?

Go check. Right now. Takes two minutes.

Better to know what's out there, right?

Stay safe. Happy searching. And remember - when in doubt, look it up first.

Found this helpful? Cool. These same tricks work for email addresses too. Just saying.

[n7punk]

(I failed my "stay off tumblr" thing btw) okay my actual preliminary thoughts on Ellipsus is that I really like it in concept. It follows through on some Scrivener promises to me when it comes to editing (I know revision mode exists, it's just bulky to me) and it is literally one of four text editors I've found that lets me get as specific with the line spacing as my brain requires (1.08 line spacing with 8 points after paragraph and none before), but it doesn't have Calibri, which is a dealbreaker to me as far as main use, which is a real shame because like I said, I love this drafting feature they have going on. However, I'm going to try to use it to replace Google Docs as my late-night/on-the-go story notes/outlines that come to me, which I then copy to my word doc to use myself, and we'll see how that goes. The syncing also seems a little wonky when I had it open on both my phone and browser, which makes me think collaboration wouldn't be seamless but I don't really do that anyway.

Obviously this project is new and still in development. This is what I would actually love to see from them to make it more of a mainstay for me (with the right growth I could see this replacing Word for me):

Font expansion (I'm sure right now they're limited by what's free/cheap, but if they added the ability to add in your own font that would help. I just really need Calibri man. Right now I'm using Open Sans because I think it's the most readable of their options).

Custom dictionary option - you add a word to your personal dictionary and it not only never flags it in any future work, it might even suggest it in spellcheck when you type very close to it. Word's ability to have multiple custom dictionaries you toggle on and off is great as a writer - I can easily have the SPOP dictionary on for all my fics, turn that off in case I type "Adora" in place of "adore" in my novels, and then turn on my novel dictionary for them. I'm not even asking for individual toggling, just a custom dictionary you can view and edit that persists between docs. I honestly don't even toggle them off and on that much.

Word's spellcheck feature has me in a stranglehold overall. It's very good, very intuitive, and corrects my most common mistakes. Here's the spellcheck features I find lacking everywhere else except maybe Google Docs: 1) making more corrections automatically in general rather than just highlighting them, 2) when the program makes a correction, hitting backspace before hitting any other key immediately undoes the correction without actually deleting anything (sincerely fucking stupid Scrivener doesn't to this) - actually can I rag on Scrivener for a second, it autocorrect is so sincerely fucking stupid it might be more useful to not be included at all, when I paste the word into duckduckgo I get better corrections, what the hell - 3) when I capitalize the first two letters of a word rather than one, correct it so just the first letter is capitalized, 4) automatic emdash maybe by a single " - " with a space and word after it, NOT by typing two dashes instantly. I understand this is a different convention but I need to put two dashes next to each over - separately - for things! This feature makes it literally impossible on 90% of word editors, I had to get deep in Scivener's settings to make it happen. I'm sure there's more but that's what's coming to me right now

Also I still can't figure out how font size works. It seems when you adjust font size for even One Word it changes the font size of every word to match. Maybe it's just all the words classified as "body" text change and headers and such would be left alone? But it's absolutely baffling to me, I've never seen anything like this.

A desktop app even if it results in no collaboration functionality please I'm begging. Do the Scrivener thing and charge like $40 "for the version" (and its bugfixes) and when you add a new feature require a license/upgrade fee so you can reasonably maintain your business model while being consumer friendly.

I envision the desktop version of the app being its own branch you can manually push to the online version as a draft before comitting to a merge so you can then show it to collaborators or work on it on another platform, but changes on the web won't appear in the desktop version unless you pull them. We're already halfway to GitHub let's commit LOL

Things already there that I do really like:

The drafts and merging, obviously

The different color pallets

The line spacing options

Overall layout, though I wish the outline was on the same sidebar as the drafts, not with the formatting options, since I'm going to want to have both open most of the time (oops a critique I'll pull back)

The easy-access timer

The focus mode

The interface and how smooth it is to move between drafts

Unlike Scrivener, extremely approachable even if it loses a lot of functionality and customization in doing so (sidenote: I love Scrivener but still don't write in it because I fucking hate how its spellcheck/autocorrect/spacing works and don't get me started on how they can't figure out the dark mode)

The homepage shortcut works flawlessly even in place of an app - this has not been true for other Google Docs alts I've used and has been the dealbreaker keeping me in the ecosystem for notes

Native word count right there. We'll see if it stops working after a few thousand like Google's does lol

My thoughts on Ellipsus so far is it's like if one of the freaks (affectionate) who writes their fiction in fucking github (yes this exists) was like "what if this, but actually made for it (aka capable of formatting)"

[bee-express]

heartbroken...just accidentally deleted my entire messages conversation with my one college friend since i’m a complete idiot i guess

[pure-kirarin]

One piece characters reacting to your n udes

A/N : Couldn't sleep so wrote these to amuse myself. Always remember to stay safe my friends. These are for entertainment purposes only. Warning : N S F W + 18 Characters : Luffy - Ace - Sabo - Law - Zoro - Sanji - Usopp - Koby - Nami - Doflamingo - Corazon - Mihawk - Nami - Kid - Hawkins - Shanks

DON'T READ if you are uncomfortable with this subject

Luffy :

- Wouldn’t look twice “Eh ? Why is she naked ? Isn’t she cold ?” ☹️ - Luffy has an intuitive approach to nudity and doesn’t sexualize the human body. - However, he is able to appreciate beauty when he sees it, so he might take a second look. - Then he’ll just continue eating his meat happily. A gif for illustration purposes.

Ace :

-Easy on the man. He can get jumpy. 🥵 -Let’s visualize this together : He’s at the table, holding his phone still. He gets the notification. “Oh Y/N. She’s sending me a picture...Let’s see -expecting a silly meme-…Holyy Guacamole.” -Holds phone against his chest. Looks around to see if someone is there. No one ? Okay. Takes another look. -He’s not discrete at all. It’s written on his face that he’s up to something. -“I’m DEFINITELY not looking at a nude.” Meme

Sabo :

-Waits till he’s alone to take a look. -He prefers sexy lingerie pictures to actual nudes. He loves it when you’re a tease. -This dude is a sucker for corsets. It might not be revealing, but it’s enough to make him hard through the whole day. -“I’ll make sure to come back earlier tonight” he prefers giving you compliments face to face, he doesn’t text a lot. -But once he’s home...Well you can imagine what’s happening next. 🤫

Law :

-Doesn’t sexualize bodies because he’s used to seeing naked bodies. But when it’s yours ? Oh boy. This man will be secretly in awe at how beautiful you are. -He will however disapprove of this and text you “That’s not very safe of you Y/N” -You’d feel disappointed in the moment, but after a few seconds, he adds “You’re looking good though” -Sounds a bit cold maybe but that’s about how expressive it gets.

Sanji :

-Instant nose bleeding. -Cause of death : Y/N’s hot body. -Expect a lot of “😍😍😍😍😍😍 “ emojis. TONS of them. -He will definitely save the picture unless you ask him not to. He’ll keep it extra safe in a folder that’s protected by a password. -“Thanks for blessing my eyes Y/N-chawn, I think that I can die in peace now that I have been blinded by your beauty”. Simp Sanji

Zoro :

-Bold of you to assume that this man has a smartphone. -He probably has a nokia 3310 (are these still around ?) -That he uses for fighting (throwing at Sanji’s head) or loses everywhere. -He doesn’t get the appeal of nudes imo. -“Why is she sending me this ???” will literally leave you on read. -Rip. -It might give him some ideas for later though ;)

Usopp :

-Jumpscare -Thinks you sent it by mistake. When you tell him that it was intended for him he tries to look… -R e s p e c t f u l l y 👀👀👀👀 -He’s so nervous he literally says something like “Nice walls” “What about my tits ?” “Very symmetrical ! good job.” ☝️

Koby :

-Koby.exe stopped functioning. 😵‍💫 -He needs a moment to process the information. -His first instinct is to close the app and reboot his phone as if he has been caught watching p*rn. [well quiet close ?] -Goes to the restroom to make sure that nobody is looking (and also to control his breathing) -Looks at it with half open eyes : he’s too scared to get struck by your beauty -He might not be as innocent as he seems, I assure you that he will beat it off to you (with your consent) someday. 💦💦💦

Doflamingo :

-Does that tongue thing that he always does. Come on, you see what I’m talking about, no need for a gif. -Goes “Fufufu~” in front of the screen. ¡Qué rico! Estás tan buena, palomita. (How sweet! You’re so hot, little dove) Please don’t expect me to write in spanish. I don’t know any of it. -He’ll have you tied by the bed and take endless pictures of you. -“Smile for the camera, pajarito”

Corazon : -Don’t. Send. This man. A nude. -Don't taint his innocence plz -He’s clumsy af so he probably drops his phone and breaks the screen. -But it’s a cheap price to pay to see that hot body of yours.

Mihawk :

-Sends back a picture of the hard print of his dick against the fabric of his pants. -Easy and effective. Pretty bold if you’d ask me. -What are you gonna do about it, mi amor ?

Nami :

-“Have you ever considered an onlyfans career ???” -“Babe I’m kidding, that’s just how hot you are. This is a solid investment though…”

Kid :

-Facetimes you. Like, instantly. -“Get that red thing off” “Red thing ?” “Yeah whatever the hell that is that you’re wearing.” -Dude just wants to see tits and ass, any lingerie is getting in the way and is going to be torn up so be careful. -Legit makes you touch yourself on the phone while he’s enjoying the view and getting busy.

Hawkins :

-Hah ! He saw it coming. The chances of you sending a nude today were close to 90%. -He prefers pictures of you in see through white nightgowns. -Probability of getting laid 100%

Shanks :

-“Daaaaaaaamn babe you looking hotter than those spicy enchiladas from last night 🔥🔥🔥” -He’s a bit annoying because he’s greedy af, if you send him a nude, he’ll keep asking for more ! -He asks for different angles everytime. “Sorry babe you’re just that hot I can’t help myself” -Might send a dick pick back if he’s too busy to talk One last meme..? Tag list : @fishandfuck

[foldsem]

never  before  has  kiha  cursed  himself  for  being  too  responsible.  and  he  isn't  going  to  start  now,  but  there's  something  of  an  irritated  twinge  (  at  himself,  always  at  himself  )  at  the  self-imposed  interruption  to  their  volley.  it's  for  the  best,  of  course,  a  lapse  necessary  in  the  interest  of  discretion.  kiha  should  know  better  than  most,  when  an  innocent  stroll  with  a  woman  who  had  less  than  a  fraction  of  marisol's  starpower  proved  the  loose  thread  that  almost  unraveled  his  career.  he's  been  much  more  careful  ever  since  —  too  much,  some  may  even  say,  retreating  into  a  shell  he  previously  used  only  as  an  awning.  leaving  together,  especially  from  a  nightclub,  is  a  one-pot  recipe  for  disaster.  so  he  understands  the  little  game,  politely  averts  his  eyes  as  byeol  fiddles  with  his  device,  and  deflates  in  his  own  head  when  he  takes  it  back  from  her.  he  presses  his  palms  against  the  warmth  she  left  behind  as  he  nods.  ❝  sounds  airtight  to  me.  say  hi  to  your  kitty  for  me.  ❞  and  when  she  leaves,  he  tries  not  to  let  his  eyes  linger.

it  takes  about  twenty  minutes  for  all  the  drinks  to  be  collected  and  another  five  for  kiha  to  shake  off  the  grateful  platitudes.  by  the  time  he  can  freshen  himself  up  in  the  bathroom,  he  notes  with  a  quiet  huff  that  he'd  typically  be  in  bed  by  now.  perhaps  the  jokes  that  he's  in  his  dotage  aren't  so  very  far  from  the  truth  after  all.  it's  not  too  late  for  second  guessing.  kiha  could  very  well  hop  into  a  cab  and  crawl  under  his  covers,  send  byeol  an  apology  text  about  how  he  was  just  too  tired  but  he  hoped  they  could  revisit  this  offer  at  a  later  date,  whenever  was  most  convenient  for  them.  or  he  could  even  forgo  that  and  hope  his  trustworthy  reputation  would  show  her  that  leaving  kiha  her  address  wasn't  a  mistake.  or  he  could  call  a  cab  to  a  convenience  store  close  to  her,  pick  up  a  ballcap  and  swap  out  his  jacket  for  some  mangled-english  pullover  and  walk  the  rest  of  the  way  on  foot,  head  bowed  and  eyes  peeled,  face  hidden  by  a  mask.

hope  this  is  a  good  time  to  mention  i'm  allergic  to  pet  dander.  he  cranes  his  neck  to  look  up  at  the  building,  double  and  triple-checking  his  maps  app  (  clearing  the  cache  and  history  afterward,  of  course  )  before  leaning  against  the  wall.  kidding.  i'm  outside.

it  would  be  a  nightmare,  actually,  if  she'd  fallen  asleep  waiting  for  him.  it  would  be  just  his  luck,  too,  the  thought  of  it  making  him  quietly  snicker  to  himself  like  a  weirdo  lurking  in  the  dark  of  night.  kiha's  feet  are  cold  —  both  in  the  literal  sense  but  also  the  metaphorical  doubt  creeping  into  his  chill-tingled  digits  with  each  passing  second.  he  can't  imagine  this  course  of  action  would  be  very  popular  among  his  circle:  not  his  groupmates,  or  management,  all  of  the  people  he  could  consider  family  when  blood  was  either  ignorant  or  buried.  then  again,  when  did  he  ever  care  about  consulting  others  before  acting?  he  warms  his  palms  with  his  breath.  ❝  okay,  i  guess  i'm  doing  this…  ❞

maybe she's delusional, but byeol's picking up on a lively, titillating chemistry between the two of them. she wasn't as sure before, but the second that kiha's hand—the one she was paying a little too close attention to earlier—finds its way to her knee while they laugh, even for just a moment, it all but confirms his intrigue. it's a subtle move—respectful, which makes sense for him, but still effective. it's left an impression on her, if nothing else.

not wanting him to sense any red lights, she leans into him a little more; physically informing him that it's alright if he wants to get closer, even though he just sprinkled a little salt on her wounds with his current ribbing. luckily for him, though, she knows how to take a joke. "the sad thing is, i honestly wouldn't blame you..." byeol laughs, then rolls her eyes. self-deprecation is often her go-to.

though, what throws her for a loop is how, in what seems like the bat of an eyelash, kiha wilts right in front of her eyes. like before, it's not obvious. he's an idol, he knows how to keep his honest reactions hidden, like they all do, and for all she knows, she's misreading his vibe. truthfully, byeol only really notices it because she's paying such close attention to him. so suddenly the aura around him seems... conflicted, maybe. she won't lie, this confuses her, but she's not exactly afraid of that either.

above all, she's open to any sort of companionship; whether that be lying down with him on a mattress later on, or simply remaining here on this couch; guarding other people's drinks from the risk of spiking. simply put, byeol has no expectations, and she has a hunch that he doesn't have any either. that's why, after giving it some thought, she's decided to make him an offer. she doesn't want him to feel pressured to pursue anything with her if he's not in the mood to.

"can i see your phone?" she asks, retrieving it after it's been unlocked. it takes her a few seconds, but she puts her number into his contacts list, then sends herself a message before handing it back. "i'll text you my address, and if you're feeling up for it, you can meet me there after you cool off." it would be silly of the two of them to leave together. who knows who has their eyes on the club tonight. "my cat's probably wondering where i am anyway, and i wouldn't want her to become vengeful. she's... kind of evil. i love her for it, though." byeol laughs again, playful.

this is the moment she decides to lean back and see if he's drawn closer to her as a result. if he chooses not to, she'll understand, but it would be extra sweet if he decided to keep her company. all she can hope now is that he sees her ploy as mysterious and enticing, as opposed to suspicious and cowardly. "sound like a plan?"

[mizunetzu]

omg i’m so excited i like,, spam read all of your writing and now i can request,,, anyway, could i request maybe something similar to your Tanaka x femboy reader, but with Oikawa? like he mistakes him for a girl and maybe flirts with the reader a little bit and the reader i just like ,,”you do,, you do realize i am a man correct” and hijinks ensue?? sorry if this is too vague i suck at describing things. lotsa love your writing is literally my favorite 💕

Omg wait Oikawa??? And femboy reader??? Hijinks???? Take me now—

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Oikawa x reader - Oikawa Tooru Goes Both Ways

⚠️warnings - reader is mistaken and referred to unintentionally as a girl. I assure you, this is a male reader. Femboy reader, if that triggers you.

Pronouns - male, he/him

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Oikawa couldn’t help but stare as a...rather cute girl stepped into the gym.

“Oi! Shittykawa! Focus!” Iwaizumi was about to hurl a volleyball at Oikawa’s head when he caught sight of where he was staring. He looked from the newcomer, back to Oikawa’s eyes tracing their form up and down.

“Iwa-chan...” Oikawa held his breath as he pointed subtly. “Who is that?”

Iwaizumi looked over back to the intruder. Sure enough, some girl with (h/c) styled hair stood at the foot of the door awkwardly. They weren’t sporting the school uniform, instead wearing a skirt with a cafe apron tied around their waist. Oikawa recognized the cute logo on the somewhat dirty apron as the coffee shop he’d visit on days he wasn’t particularly busy.

All in all, this stranger was incredibly attractive.

Eventually, coach Irihata emerged from the storage closet, and motioned the stranger over. The stranger perked up, pulled out a slightly-wrinkled paper from their back, and timpered off into the office.

Oikawa sighed dreamily. “Iwa-chan...is this what I think it is? Are we fiiiiiinally getting a cute girl manager to manage our team?!”

He draped himself over Iwaizumi’s shoulders. “Aaaaah~! I’m so happy~! And it’s such a cutie too!”

“Get off me, dumbass. You have like...millions of girls throwing their panties at you, literally all that look like her. And you go for the one who decides to join our club?”

Oikawa huffed. “What’s so wrong about that! She’s cute! And she looked so shy standing there...aaaah, I’m swooning just thinking about wrapping her up in my arms-!”

“I’m saying,” Iwaizumi bonked Oikawa on the head. “If you manage to get with her, then break her heart, or at the very least make her uncomfortable, she’ll have to see your annoying face all day at practice, and then she won’t wanna be manager anymore! Because she has to see you!”

Iwaizumi pinched at Oikawa’s scalp. “I want a cute girl manager and to have them actually stay! And who knows? We get brownie points if it’s not another one of your fangirls trying to get in your pants by joining the club!”

“Ow! Mean Iwa-chan, bad!”

“I’m not a damn Pokémon-!” Iwaizumi was about to kick Oikawa in the back, before letting himself simmer down and take a deep breath. He lowered his legs, and turned towards the office door. “...I’m gonna go look at that girl’s application and see what class she’s in. Maybe we can, I dunno, make her a welcome basket of fruit or some corny shit like that.”

“Let me come with you-!”

“No! You’ll just scare her away, and you have cleaning duty! All you need to do is take down the net, and I’ll meet you outside when I’m done. If you be good, I’ll tell you her name.”

Oikawa thought about it for a second.

“Deal.”

He disappeared to take down the net from the poles. Iwaizumi sighed, and walked towards the door. They were the only two left in the gym, as they were in charge of cleanup for the day, so no one else but him should be in the office. Well, minus the new girl and coach Irihata.

Iwaizumi slid open the door. “Yo.” He greeted. He looked around the room, only finding coach Irihata.

“...Didn’t someone come in here with you with an application form?”

Coach Irihata chuckled. “Oh, yeah,”

“He just wanted to drop in his member application before his part-time job made him go back to work.”

Iwaizumi froze.

“...he...?”

“Yeah, he wanted to join the club as a (Position name). He’s not confident about his jumping or spiking abilities, but he claims to be really dang good at digging and receives.”

The two looked at eachother in silence. Wasn’t she-well, he—wearing a skirt? Now that he thought about it, everything about him looked like...well...a him, minus the skirt. Iwaizumi dashed to the table and picked up the application resting there peacefully.

‘(L/n) (Y/n) - 2nd year, class 4’

‘Position - (Position name)’

Iwaizumi scanned the page. He wanted to doubt this was the ‘cute manager’ they laid their eyes on, but they even had a school photo clipped onto the corner of the paper. Sure enough, that was him. His eyes eventually landed on something printed on the middle of the page.

‘Gender - male’

That proved it. The ‘cute girl manager’ Oikawa was just fawning over turned out to be a guy. And their future teammate, no less. Iwaizumi wanted to laugh in Oikawa’s face.

“Is there something wrong, Iwaizumi-kun?”

“Pfft-no! N-no, sirrrrr....” Iwaizumi set the paper down and walked out the the room, doing his best to keep in his snickers.

Oikawa jogged up to him excitedly once he stepped out of the gym. “So? Did ya find out her name? Her class? Is she our manager?”

Iwaizumi opened his mouth to say something, before letting his mouth clamp shut.

“Nah, coach said I couldn’t see it.”

He watched as Oikawa deflated, trudging his way over to the club room to change and go home. Iwaizumi did his best not to bust out laughing on the spot.

This should be fun.

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“Iwa-chan!”

“No, you stalker.”

“But Iwa-chaaaaaan!” Oikawa whined. “Why not?! Practice ended early, and we could use some coffee! Come buy coffee with me!”

“You just wanna use me as an excuse to see that bo-that girl who came into our club yesterday, idiot! That’s stalking! You’re acting like your little fangirls!”

Oikawa pouted, and Iwaizumi prayed he didn’t catch him on his little slip-up. He turned around, walking off out of school gates. Oikawa dejectedly trailed behind him.

“I’m going home. Don’t bother me if it’s about that manager again—“

Just then, a text tone pinged from Iwaizumi’s pocket. He stopped mid-sentence, fishing out his phone and opening his messaging app.

‘Mom - no ones going to be home because we have to go out real quick. The house is locked, and you left your spare keys with me again. Go out and have fun with Tooru-kun before I come back!’

Iwaizumi deadpanned. Oikawa had his chin resting on his shoulder, with a shit-eating grin Iwaizumi didn’t even have to look at to know was there.

“Yeah, Iwa-chan. Listen to Mrs. Aina and hang out with Tooru-kun for a bit. We can go to the cafe and hang out like your she said, Iwa-chan~”

Iwaizumi pushed past Oikawa bitterly. “Don’t... fuckin’... call my mom by her name... dumbass... stalker... Shittykawa...” he grumbled as he trudged his way in the direction to the cafe. Oikawa let out a small “Yay~!”

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Hiding behind the big, laminated menus the cafe provided, Oikawa kept glancing over to the cashier-area to try and find (Y/n). Iwaizumi deadpanned, sitting back in his chair nonchalantly.

“You’re acting stupid.”

“I’m being sneaky.”

“You look more suspicious than if you were to act like yourself.”

“As if you would know!” Oikawa whisper-yelled to Iwaizumi, momentarily letting his menu fall flat. “I’m trying not to get caught, unlike one of us-!”

“Hello?”

Oikawa and Iwaizumi froze. Oikawa rigidly turned to the voice, while Iwaizumi almost fell back in his seat.

There stood the boy—well, the ‘girl’, in his work apron, this time, up close. Oikawa could see the detail in his eyes, the way a few of his hairs fell onto his face and stuck because of the small layer of sweat on his forehead, even taking in the small kitty hair clip resting in his hair.

“Hu...huaai...” Oikawa breathed out. Iwaizumi bit his lip. If he started laughing now, Oikawa would tell his mom he was bullying him again.

“Hello! I was wondering if I could get you two anything to drink! No worries if you aren’t ready to order yet.”

His voice had a soft tamber to it, a warm, welcoming aura that fit the vibe of the cafe perfectly. Iwaizumi could see how Oikawa, and probably other people, could mistake him for a girl. Especially with the way he dressed and carried himself as evident to yesterday’s practice.

Iwaizumi tilted the menu infront of him up a bit. “I’ll get a small black coffee. Whabout you, Oikawa?”

When he got no response, other than the hum of acknowledgment from (Y/n), Iwaizumi looked up. Oikawa was staring dumbly at (Y/n) again, and seconds later (Y/n) was caught under his gaze. He stared back awkwardly, waiting for Oikawa to say something or at least order something, until he suddenly jolted up in pain.

Iwaizumi dug his heel deeper into Oikawa’s foot. “Say something, dumbass! Stop staring!” He hissed, covering his mouth from (Y/n) in petty attempts to mask their conversation.

“Ow! Ow! I’ll get a peppermint tea please-! Stop it!”

(Y/n) scribbled down Oikawa’s order, smiling patiently as he did. Iwaizumi removed his foot. There was a beat of silence, until Oikawa smoothly rested his chin on his hand.

“Soooo, (L/n) (Y/n)-chan, is it?” Oikawa said, as he peered at (Y/n’s) name tag. “Pretty masculine name for a cute girl like you~”

Iwaizumi choked on his spit. (Y/n) tilted his head to the side, looking up from his notepad to peer back at Oikawa.

“What...did you say?”

“Sorry, sorry!” Oikawa rubbed the back of his head cutely. “I didn’t mean to offend you. I think (Y/n) is a cute name~”

Iwaizumi didn’t know if he wanted to die from laughter or embarrassment. He was going to pop a vein trying to keep in his cackles.

“Ah. It’s the clothes, isn’t it?” (Y/n) mused. He took a step back, looking at his rather-feminine clothing choices for the day. “I understand why. I get that a lot.”

“...What does your clothes have to do with your name?” It was Oikawa’s turn to sound confused. Iwaizumi let out a few haggard, stifled snickers at his dense expression. (Y/n) raised an eyebrow.

“You...” He pointed at himself with his pen. “You do realize I’m a man, correct?”

Oikawa choked. His eyes widened as his smile cracked a bit. Iwaizumi had to hide his face in his jacket to prevent himself from bursting out into hackles. Oikawa gave a nervous smile.

“Aha...haha...funny joke..”

“I’m not joking, though...” (Y/n) smirked. He wouldn’t deny that seeing the faces of people flirting with him after he told them he had a dick was a guilty pleasure. “Want proof?”

(Y/n) grasped Oikawa’s wrist, tugging it forcefully, and moving his apron to the side. He brought it down closer to his groin until Oikawa sputtered and flailed on the table.

“No! I-I believe you! I-I can see it from here—I don’t need to touch it-!” Oikawa shrieked. Iwaizumi clutched his stomach from laughing too hard, already given up on keeping it in. He snorted loudly, choked on that snort, and erupted into a series of cough-laughs.

By the time Iwaizumi’s laugh turned into the kind where no noise came out-but it hurt in your stomach anyways—Oikawa was laying his head on the table, embarrassed, while (Y/n) chuckled along.

“You knew, Iwa-chan! You knew!” Oikawa hissed, holding his poor, abused hand. “You set me up for failure!”

“You did that to yourself.” Iwaizumi said between breaths. “He’s actually gonna start attending practice as a (position name) starting next week. We don’t have a manager after all.”

“And you got my hopes up for what?!” Oikawa cried out, making Iwaizumi snort again. (Y/n) raised his eyebrows.

“Manager?”

“Oikawa thought that when you came to drop your registration form in yesterday, that you were signing up to be a manager since he thought you were a girl. I saw your form though, so I knew but this guy here didn’t.”

Iwaizumi nudged at Oikawa, who was hiding his face in his hands. “You better be nice to him, though. He’s your new captain starting next week.”

“Ah! How fun! Having my new playboy captain flirt with me before I even join the club. ” (Y/n) mumbled, as he scribbled down something else in his notepad. Iwaizumi heckled when Oikawa whined with his head down.

He didn’t raise his head back up until a slip of paper was placed gently on top of his head. He heard a “I’ll go get your drink ready.” From (Y/n), before he looked up and noticed he was gone. He caught the slip of paper falling off his head as he sat up.

“What’s that?” Iwaizumi said lazily. Oikawa was staring giddily at the paper. He turned the paper around smugly, holding it up for Iwaizumi to read.

‘Call me. If you’re feeling fruity, that is. (xxx)-xxx-xxxx. -‘(Y/n)-chan’’

Iwaizumi stared at the neat handwriting, then back at Oikawa’s smug face.

“...Were you not just listening? He just tried to make you touch his dick? He’s a dude?”

“Eh. Cute girl, cute boy, he’s still cute~” Oikawa dreamily sighed as he watched (Y/n) make his tea behind the counter. “I’d still hit it till he breaks~”

“Pervert.”

“Says you.”

Oikawa earned a sharp thunk to the head.

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