#literally anything works and it makes me so pissed off /pos

[lonestarss]

alhaitham is so genderweird. i literally can't make a gender identity headcanon for him that isn't just. weird about gender.

[samandcolbyownme]

desperate for jake content…if you happen to have anything in the works you’d be my hero😪

Attitude Problem | Jake Webber

(I’ll make a cover tomorrow)

Summary: Jake gets sick of your attitude😏

Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, attitude is tossed around like confetti, rough actions such as kissing, hair pulling, choking, unprotected sex, creampie, breeding kink?, pregnancy, general filth

Word count: 1.8k | unedited

I literally wrote this straight off the dome, one take. Enjoy!

As you’re leaned over the counter, watching the bubbles in your coffee swirl around from your spoon, Jake walks into the kitchen, “Hey.”

“Hey.” You glance up at him, watching as he pulls the juice from the fridge. He turns around, eyes locking onto yours, “What?”

You furrow your brows, “Jesus Christ, can’t I look at you.”

His brows furrow, “Whoa, back it up.” He sets the carton on the counter, “What’s with all that?”

“What’s with all what, Jake?” You lean up, slowly looking up at him, “You seem to have an issue with me looking at you.”

He chuckles, tilting his head, “No, no. That’s not what I’m asking about.”

“What are you asking about then, hmm?” You bring your mug to your lips, keeping your eyes on him as you take a sip.

“You looked pissed off, what’s why I asked what.” He takes a deep breath, “because clearly, someone pissed in your cheerios this morning, and I know it wasn’t me so.. what’s up, babe?”

“Nobody pissed in my cheerios, Jake. Okay?” You push yourself away from the counter and walk away.

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Later that day, you’re sitting on the couch, scrolling through your phone and you come across a post from the party last week - Jake and Johnnie’s party.

Not one picture has you and Jake in them, but there’s one of him and another girl.

Which sets you off, but you keep it contained.

“Baby.” Jake calls out as he walks through the door, “I got you a coffee.” He walks up, his smile fading slowly as he gets closer, “What’s going on?”

“You tell me.” You go to grab your coffee but Jake pulls his hand back, “Uh-uh.” He shakes his head, “What’s going on?”

You kick the blanket off your legs and stand up, “You should know. Can I have my c-“

“No.” He cuts you off, shaking his head, “Clearly I don’t, snippy longstockings.”

You roll your eyes at the nickname, “I didn’t know you had another girlfriend.”

He looks at you confused, “What the hell are you talking about, y/n?” He watches as you huff, reaching over the couch for your phone. You snap it off the couch, unlocking your phone to reveal the photo with Jake and the girl who is not you.

Jake purses his lips, “mm. Okay.” He takes his phone out, tapping on it a few times and you stand there baffled, “what’s happening right now?”

Jake huffs, “Fixing your mood.”

“Mm.” You reach for your coffee and Jake moves away, “You can have this when I’m done.”

You whine slightly, moving around to see what he’s doing. He’s typing out a message to the photographer who shot the party.

“please don’t ruin your content on my account.”

You go to turn away and you feel Jake’s hand wrap around your bicep, “We’re not done.”

“Yes. We are.” You look back at him and Jake smirks, “I know what you need.”

“To not have my boyfriend in slow pictures with other girls? Yeah that would be fucking fantastic.” You pull your arm but Jake isn’t letting go, “Jake. I don’t-“

“Will you just shut up for two fucking seconds.”

You’re caught off guard by his sudden serious tone and you stand still.

“You have been giving me nothing but attitude since we woke up this morning and I don’t know how much more I can take.” Jake laughs, “Seriously. You need a fucking attitude adjustment or something.”

You shrug, “Is that really what I need?” You roll your eyes, “Can I have my coffee so I can go lay out by the po-“

“You’re not going anywhere.”

“Oh yeah? What the fuck are you going to do about it?”

Jake lets you go, walking over to sit your coffee on the counter before he turns back to you, “I’ll show you.” He grips your neck, squeezing tight as he walks you backwards, “I’m going to fuck the attitude out of you.”

Your knees go weak, it’s been a few days since you and Jake have actually had decent sex, most of it being quickies because of all the work he has lined up.

He smirks, “That what you want?”

You nod and Jake pushes your back against the wall, his lips roughly crash onto yours. Your hands slide up his stomach under his shirt as you moan against his lips, “Can you just fuck me already?”

Jake chuckles against your lips, leaning back to nod towards the room, “Get in there and get undressed.”

He pushes you towards the room and you walk in, stripping down to nothing, “Okay.” You turn around and Jake walks up to you, “You give me attitude one more time and I’ll have you do it yourself while I’ll sit back and watch.”

You pout at his threat and he smirks, “On your knees.”

You scoff and he gives you a look, leaning in closer with each word, “On. Your. Knees.” He watches as you slowly drop down to your knees.

“Come on now, baby.” Jake runs his hand over your head and down to your chin, “You know what you need to do.”

He was testing you.

Trying to get more attitude from you.

But you weren’t going to let him win.

You rise up from resting on your calves and look up at him as you reach for the button on his jeans, “Yes daddy.”

Those words did something to him, “Are you being smart?”

You shake your head as you undo his pants, “No daddy, just doing what you asked me to do.” You slip your hand into his boxers and free his cock.

You lick your lips, and before you lean in and connect them with the tip, Jake grips your hair, tight.

“Sounds like you’re cockin’ off.” He pushes down his jeans and boxers with his other hand before grabbing your hair with it, “Open.”

You open your mouth and Jake slips his cock in, the head touching the back of your throat in one fell swoop.

You gag around him, your hands moving to his thighs for support as he pulls out, repeating his action.

“Fuck, you have such a sweet mouth.” He breathes out, “Shame that only attitude has come out of it today.”

You go to roll your eyes but close them instead, moaning around his cock as he repeatedly fucks your face, “Atta girl. Now you’re learning.”

Jake gently taps your cheek and pulls his cock out, “Bed. Ass up.” You move to your feet, hurrying over to the bed and getting into the position he requested.

You hear him discard his clothes before he moves onto the bed behind you, “I’m not gonna lie, this attitude is so fucking hot.” He slides his hand up your back, gripping your hair to pull your head back as he leans down, “But not when it’s towards me.”,

You gasp out, moans following quickly behind as his cock is fully inserted into you, “F-fuck.”

Jake kisses over your shoulder, turning your head so he can kiss up your neck and to your cheek, “I think I’m owed an apology, hmm? Don’t you think, baby?”

“M’sorry.” You whimper out pathetically, moaning as his cock pulls back to slam into you once again, “J-Jake!”

“I don’t think you mean that.” Jake chuckles, leaning back up to grip your hips with his hands, “You can do better than that, baby. C’mon.”

He slowly starts to slide his cock in and out of you, grinding loudly as your walls squeeze around him, “You like that?”

“Fuck, yes. Yes.” You lift your head, moaning out as his thrusts speed up, “I-I’m sorry, baby.”

“For what?” Jake asks, fingers digging into your skin as his thrusts become punishing, “Tell me all about why you’re sorry.”

“M-my.. fuck..” you grip the sheets, pushing your hips back as you let out a loud moan, “My attitude.”

“What about it?” Jake tilts his head back, groaning out, “Don’t cum until you tell me.”

“Fuck, Jake please.” You beg, “I-I shouldn’t have g-given you..” you let out a whine, squeezing his cock tight, “Attitude.. you didn’t deserve my attitude.”

“There we go.” Jake moans, “There’s my sweet girl.”

“Can I cum? Please Jake.” You whine, “Can I please cum?”

Jake pulls out, flopping onto his back next to you. You look over at him and smirk as he motions to his lap, “all you, baby.”

You straddle him, sinking down onto his cock with a moan. His hands grip your hips, egging you to move, “Gotta move, baby. Now’s not the time for this.”

You tilt your head, “When I’m on top, doesn’t that mean I’m in charge.” You slide your hand up his chest to his neck, your hand planted firmly as you slowly start to rise up and down.

Jake groans, “This is the only type of attitude I’ll accept.” He pushes his chin down and you move your thumb to his lips, gasping as he takes it between them.

You moan, watching him hold your thumb between his lips as his tongue swirls around it, “God, you are so hot.”

He smirks, sliding his hand to yours so he can push it back to his neck, “I say the same thing about you, baby.”

You keep your eyes on his as you guide yourself to your orgasm, leaning forward to kiss him as you become a whimpering mess on top of him.

He rolls over, swallowing your moans as he quickly resumes his thrusts, “M’gonna put a baby in you. Give you a real reason to have an attitude.”

“Please.” You gasp out, clinging to him as his words turn you on more, “Cum in me.”

“You want that? My cum dripping out of your pussy?” Jake groans as he kisses down your neck, “Fuck, I need to see that.”

“Do it. Don’t stop. Please don’t stop.”

His thrusts are fast, hard. Your moans mix with his, filling the room.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum.” Jake mumbles lowly, “Are you sure?” You nod, tilting his head up to kiss him, “Don’t stop.”

His thrusts turn sloppy, and you feel his cock twitch inside of you. You swallow his moans as he comes down from his own high, running your hands through his hair.

“You done giving me attitude for the day?” Jake asks as he rolls off of you. You sit up, shrugging with a smirk, “That depends, is that picture of you and that girl off of that Instagram?”

“Get my phone.”

You lean down off of the bed and you feel Jake’s hand on your ass, “That’s such a hot thing to see.” You look back at him after grabbing his phone from his pants and laugh, “So what? Your pull out game is suddenly weak?”

He laughs, “Yeah, yeah, I’d say so.”

You hand him his phone and lay back with him. He clicks into the messages and turns his phone towards you, “One of his assistants did it, but he’s taking it down and adding a few pictures of us.”

“That’s better.”

——

A few months later

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Thank you so much for reading! I love you soooo much. See you in the next one!!

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[ravers8fantasy]

Hello all, I caved yet again and made another OC to join my other one I made like a couple weeks back😼 this time, I fear this OC is literally an extension of myself but seperate idk she looks like me but she is the cooler ver of me. I might change her design as well idk dawg

theres some info on the pic but im gonna explain more below like about her gimmicks so uh LOTS of yap incoming if you want to read this also if smth doesnt make sense then just fill in the blanks with idk punch out logic sorry😭....

Ok so boom meet party rock her name is from the hit song party rock anthem by LMFAO cus I didnt know what to call her!!!

For now im gonna refer to her as a different person cus on one hand its like i want a self insert for my womans w.b.v.a thing but on another I wanna keep myself seperate soooo for now she looks like me, has similar experiences to me however shes not me uh this is still a work in progress🕴🏽

Personality: outgoing and chill

Weakness: hitting her ears hint: left is more sensitive than right! It will stun her for 10 seconds

How to get instant KO: if she hums whilst blocking, just punch her 😈

Nickname: humming bird

so because she Is kinda like me im basing her actions off the things I used to do when I played sports, I did hockey when I was younger and had to be told not too get too aggresive when playing (grrr my bodies my biggest opp, I had to stop playing because my left knee cartilage wore out)🕴🏽

Gimmick 1: the warning system thing

So take as her trying to keep herself calm, similar to the way I tried to keep calm in hockey.

They are essentially her moral compass thing, you annoy her enough times she will get pissed

warning 1 break: the first time you knock her down, she like "oh yeah this person means buisness, what can I do to get the uppee hand" and starts to get more confident and agile in her movements

warning 2 break: if you hit her in the abdomen or chest (cus yeah if you hit a breast hard enough it hurts af💔) she will get pissed

Warning 3, (last straw) : if you keep dodging her attacks she gets reasonably frustrated and starts locking in (if its a cheater shes up against or someone who taunts her too much, this will happen in place of the 1st warning)

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Gimmick 2: she has 3 special cut sequences which she does at random points during matches, one is mainly hooks and the other has an uppercut.

Hint: You recognise what sequence she will do depending on what song she hums. Also depends on what warning you are on but her humming might change to a different song and get louder or quieter

For her last straw move also nicknamed the pacific cyclone, she wont hum anything so there is no warning whenever she does it

Last straw/the pacific cyclone: is a quick hook to stun the opponent followed by a low spin kick thing like a 'cyclone' with her leg to trip them up. She will only do this if her 'last straw' is broken, you have to dodge it otherwise you get knocked down and will have to get up (once last straw is broken match enters second phase)

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Second phase:

She starts to move closer to throw heavy hits to the face, REALLY goes for the torso,legs and knees. She will try knock you off balance and will focus on trying to tackle you to the floor if you dont knock her out quick enough

(once knocking her out match ends!!!! She gets really tired from doing allat)

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Random's !!

No one really knows where she popped up from, she lives somewhere around Scotland's coast. Some are even more confused that she represents Scotland instead of Fiji especially due to her title as 'the swift pacific'

during her first interview after she became no.1 in the minor circuit she quoted po from kung fu panda

Interviwer: what did you first think or feel when you gained the minor circuit title?

Party rock: the dragon warrior. Its me! - wait have you seen kung fu panda

Interviewer: no?....

Party rock: oh, uh

Needs glasses desperately, keeps losing all her pairs (based off me irl cus where tf did my glasses actually go)

She redoes her hair during breaks

I would like to think she would have proper voicelines during the break cutscenes...

But honestly she would just hum to herself whilst watching whats happening in the audience and stuff she wouldnt pay much attention to her opponent

Might say encouraging words when they get knocked down cus she feels kinda bad...

Or might say nothing at all since shes an introvert and doesnt wanna make it akward if the opponent doesnt actually get up.

If she wins she gets loud af, all that choir singing really strengthened her diaphragm😼😼

She is so so so clueless to whats happening outside the ring, when shes humming to herself she is in a different world fr

Ok thats all, thank you if you read all this😭😭😭

[im-out-of-it]

Can I share some shadow hunter opinions? Well, just a few of them. [I’m talking about Shadowhunters the tv show, not the books just be clear. The books are…kinda gross to me. And I say that as someone who devoured them as teenager. And the show has its problems too, but is much better to me. Maybe that’s the first opinion? *insert thinking face*]

1. The way Alec is treated in the first season by everyone is ABYSMAL. Especially by Jace and Izzy and don’t get me started on Clary. Surprise! The sheltered, repressed shadow hunter whose spent his whole life expecting to never be happy, raising you and being trained in clave politics isn’t happy to break the law and risk everything he’s ever worked for and his family for…. the daughter of their biggest enemy. And we have to root for these people! Gee, Clary, maybe pissing off the person who’s in the best position to help you isn’t such a good idea. She literally says she’s doesn’t care about the rules! Nothing can ever make me like Clary. I’m sorry your mother was taken and you were thrown into this new world, but girl, have a little respect. And the non existent parabati bond that’s completely one sided. Jace is such an entitled little pos who knows exactly how to take advantage of Alec’s love for his family. Are we seriously supposed to like him after blaming Alec for Clary’s actions, outright telling Alec that his emotionally abusive mother is right? Simon called it. All of the reasons for Alec’s choices are so clear! How can they not know their brother at all? How can they ignore what’s clearly in front of them if they’d just think!

2. Now this one might get me in trouble. I’m not a great fan of Magnus, at least at the beginning. I think he’s great for Alec and actually love Malec, but the way he treats Alec in the first season has just never sat right. He’s been around long enough to know about shadowhunter society and can clearly see Alec is gay, and just pushes. I always have to agree in that scene when Alec tells him so. Frankly, I think Alec is lucky that they were in the situation they were with Valentine. If the clave didn’t have that to be worried about I think kissing Magnus would have ended his career. And how can Magnus, someone with hundreds of years of his own trauma look at Alec and be like that, get mad at Alec for proposing to Lydia when it is very clear why he’s doing it. They weren’t in a relationship, Alec owed him nothing. (I have problems with how everyone treated him for proposing to Lydia, honestly). I’m also just not a big fan of age gaps as a whole, or in this case too, experience gaps. I don’t think the power balance is balanced at all.

Actually, maybe I just don’t like how Magnus seems to be able to do no wrong in a lot of fan’s eyes what im most frustrated by. At least from what I’ve seen. Not online, not in fanfiction is Magnus ever really criticised for his actions. And if he is it’s somehow excused. I think it’s quite infantilising to Magnus too. This man is hundreds of years old and extremely powerful. I’m not discounting all his own trauma, but that’s all people seem to see him as. I also think people are afraid to say anything because fans will see anything as a direct attack on his skin colour or sexuality. When that’s not the case. Magnus is an amazing representation and I can’t think of any other characters like him, and I think because of that people are very protective. I see Alec get bashed all the time for his choices and in some works treated like shit when, like I said, his reasoning is made perfectly clear. He’s a sheltered, repressed gay man (younger than 25!) responsible for his family, an entire institute of people and has every little mistake thrown in his face by an evil, corrupt group of bigots. Of course he’s not going to be the perfect boyfriend, or the perfect leader straight away. Honestly, I find his choices much easier to swallow than some of the others purely because of the reasons I just said. Again, I’m not saying that to disregard any of the awful shit other characters go through. Like I said at the beginning though, I do like him more end of season 1 onwards and he is actually one of my favourite characters.

Can you tell how nervous this opinion makes me?? *insert nervous face* *please don’t hurt me*

3. I wish we had gotten more of the downworld. I love reading fanfiction that go into downworld politics, particularly warlocks and the spiral labyrinth. You have an insane cult that want an entire group of people dead and we barely go into that group. Magnus is the High Warlock of Brooklyn! Show us! Maybe it’s just me, but I much prefer worldbuilding and political factions than action and the world of shadowhunters has so much potential! Don’t just tell us, show us. I also wish we could’ve seen more of Magnus hanging out with Ragnor and Catarina, and more of his relationship with Raphael.

4. Alec, Magnus and Madzie are the best dynamic in the show. I could watch a spin off series about those three. And Catarina, but mainly Malec and Madzie. Would have also loved to have seen Max and Madzie meet.

5. …the writing didn’t improve in after S1. The acting, yes. Writing not so much. (Did anyone else want to do shot any time ‘brother’ ir ‘hermano’ was said in the first season?) Harry and Alberto obviously carried the first show. They just were Magnus and Simon. Harry especially did wonderfully with such a beloved character. Matt definitely improved although I actually don’t think he was that bad in the first season, and the chemistry with Harry was always just magical. Katherine and Emeraude did too. There were some moments when Katherine just hit it out the park. Emeraude really shined in her emotional parts too. Dominic I never actually cared enough to notice. I kind a zoned out any time he talked and I never liked Jace in the books either. (Movie Jace > show Jace. Movie Jace would destroy show Jace). I also just didn’t feel the chemistry between him and Katherine . There’s a reason Malec is just so easy to love.

6. Shadow hunters isn’t more cringy than other teen shows at that time. I think it gets unfairly bashed on. It’s cringy, definitely, but all teen fantasy shows are.

YES IM HERE FOR THIS AND WARNING: THIS IS LONG AS FUCK

I mean you can literally shit on the books and I’ll be that bitch that’s all like YES GO OFF 🔥

exactly right about Alec! everyone is treating him incredibly wrong. I loathe jace and clary and it was absolutely disgusting how jace told Alec his best isn’t good enough. Clary is so entitled and the audacity of her being all like “you have to help me save my mother” yeah actually we don’t. I know she doesn’t actually say this but she does act that way. bossing them around and Alec is the one paying all the consequences. they should’ve sent her ass to idris.

literally Alec is risking everything for her and she’s the daughter of an enemy. Clary has done and shown not a zilch of why she should be trusted. I’ve always said how one sided the parabatai bond is because jace doesn’t care about Alec or act as if he exists until he needs something. so jace and clary are actually perfect for one another because they’re both dumb, selfish, entitled dicks who expect everything to be handed to them. literally all of Alec’s issues in season one (and the whole show) are because of jace and clary and him being in the closet. no one ever fucking respects Alec and the choices he makes. and then when he finally chooses himself, Maryse is all like but family honor alec, we don’t recognize you!!!!!!!! Izzy is a good sister to Alec at least and Magnus obviously cares but it’s almost as though everyone else hates him. literally season one: alec how dare you!

it’s okay!!!!! you’re in a safe place so think and say your thoughts ✨ I do think Magnus pushes Alec a little but it’s not compared as horrible as the books. I think (and this is just me) he’s hurt. Alec doesn’t owe him anything but I think it’s also important to look at it from Magnus’s view. he’s finally starting to open his heart- and this isn’t anyone’s fault. it’s not Magnus’s fault if Alec isn’t ready. it’s not Alec’s fault for choosing his family because he’s so accustomed to doing that. Alec is a shadowhunter and part of now he’s raised is to put family honor, duty, and being a shadowhunter first.

I understand not liking Magnus in the first season. I love him but I hate book versions of Malec. the fandom can be so cruel but I do agree with some of his actions in season one. I think it’s hard to take sides because I see the hurt on magnus as well as Alec feeling like he can’t come out. the clave are such judgmental bigots and it’s very important to note that coming out could cost everything to Alec. I think they did a little better with the clave in the show but I don’t think lgbtq+ rep was really touched on much in the show. the consequences of coming out, how they’re treated, and etc. Malec is obviously healthy but a lot more could have been done

definitely agree with the downworld! it’s actually my fav people and the hurt, treatment, all the shit they go through isn’t talked about enough. they were hunted for centuries and the shadowhunters (not all) are such hypocrites. like even when others call them out, they’re all like yeah but we’re kind of superior? it’s just not handled well. one of my biggest complaints with the show is the fact ragnor is killed off and the warlocks aren’t in the show as much as they should be. I’ve said it before, show isn’t perfect but hey, it’s not the books

literally Malec being parents is the cutest thing ever. Madzie is so fortunate to have them and I wish we could have seen Alec and Magnus eventually adopt her. Magnus has such a vast history and Malec has an incredibly large fan base that a spin off would entertain us for years. I don’t trust CC and I don’t like her so I would not want her around Malec. she doesn’t care about Malec and didn’t until it earned her a fucking paycheck. (just my opinion)

I love Matt and I think he killed it everytime. there’s a reason why Malec carried the show. his facial expressions in season one stole that season. Harry did as well. I’m not a fan of Katherine’s acting, I’m sorry 😭 her and dom’s acting is so over the top. I can’t stand CLACE so maybe that’s just more on me but it felt cringe. Matt and Harry clearly carried the show. Em did amazing with the storylines they gave to Izzy because let’s face it, she barely had any in the books. I think she did exceptionally well. Simon was also a lot better in the show too. no complaints on that side either. and we know Malec was great but if you also look at what they added: the parallels, their cat and mouse game in season one, (FLIRTATION WAS INTENSE) the longing they had, Matt adding Magnus’s characteristics to Alec in season three, the growth they both had, the fact that they’re honest and don’t miscommunicate. there’s no cheating, acting childish, trying to turn your boyfriend mortal, or any of the biphobic shit in the books. like there is just so much that they gave to Malec. I know some don’t like Matt’s acting but you can’t tell me that man can’t act. he’s severely underrated. as is Harry. like I don’t think they get enough credit.

my conclusion on the show in general: it’s cringe, yes but watch for Malec and it’s an absolute fucking treat. I don’t consider it a teen show since they actually upped their ages. I think book fans just want to hate on it because it’s not like their precious books. sometimes an adaption is better and I’m willing to go to battle over this lmao I didn’t find any of the Malec or Izzy or Simon stuff cringe but CLACE? absofuckinglutely. it’s not perfect by any means but it could have been exactly like the books so let’s be thankful it wasn’t

[blue-banditt]

sorry for the misophonia repost spam I was scrolling through the tag lmao it's just,, so nice seeing people get it and talk in depth about the nuances. I always feel like I can't talk ab it because people either take advantage of it to torture me bc they think it's funny and don't realize it's literally fucking debilitating, or they think I'm being an asshole and just want to make a big deal out of "nothing" bc again they don't realize it's literally fucking debilitating. I've been trained out of saying ANYTHING about it bc my mother always complained about how it made her self conscious and that I was being rude and making other people feel bad as if that was anything CLOSE to the amount of physical and emotional torture I was going through being forced to endure my trigger sounds. I'm still working on advocating for myself to have accomodations and asking other people to respect my triggers (within reason) bc I was always told that it was "my own problem" and "not a big deal" and I should just "deal with it".

As if someone being asked to stop snapping their gum was being more inconvenienced than me having to fight myself to stop my uncontrollable physical rage and pain that I literally can't do shit about bc that's just how my brain works?? Like do you think I ENJOY getting pissed off and brought to panic and tears from a fucking noise?? You think I CHOSE to deal with it my entire life? (I'm saying this bc i actually get treated like I'm choosing to have the reactions I have </3) and you cant just fucking spit out your gum that youve been chewing already for an hour??

It took my OWN MOTHER 16 years of seeing me be brought to sobbing, banging my head,— literally screaming so loud our neighbors could hear just to drown out the noises from my own head— for her to believe that it wasn't just me being a dramatic pos brat.

So yeah I'm feeling a bit of liberation that I can break out of that need to try to pretend like I'm not suffering just to not make other people feel bad.

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-If you think talking shit about people is a likeable personality trait (sorry I hate these people so much)

-Com-shippers, ESPECIALLY if you ship characters with abusive dynamics (I had to resist saying so many mean things but I will refrain, I will refrain…)

-If you're a fan/kin/identify as/with WHATSOEVER anyone/anything from a certain webcomic where a white stick figure with a tie is tormented by a black stick figure with bat wings + red tendrils (I am extremely uncomfortable with anyone who applies to this. DNI. I mean it, please.)

-If you're unable to agree to disagree/accept differing opinions

Otherwise, here's a bit about myself!

Hi!! I'm an aspiring child psychologist from Long Island! I love to write, draw, maladaptive daydream horrifically (/hj) and walk!! A LOT!! I LOVE WALKING!!

I'm also a Heart (C/C/C/C) fictionkin!! Technically also a G/r/i/m/m/c/h/i/l/d and stick figure fictionkin, but those are less important!!

I promise you that I do not bite and unless your ask scares me I will respond as kindly as I possibly can!! And if it does scare me, dw! I probably just won't respond, but feel free to clarify! I LOVE clarification!!

I am ABSOLUTELY willing to make friends!! Let's be little /pos freaks together!! <3333

My taste in vore/tickling depends on the current hyperfixation, but Soul is a pred/ler whilst Heart (me yk yk me) is a prey/lee!! Sometimes I throw in Mid as a switch for both 👀

My preferences in vore are:

-No fluids! Everything is cushiony but dry, saliva actually REALLY icks me out!!

-Food and prey go in different areas!!

-I most like same-size + half-size but I'm A-ok with G/T!! HOWEVER I always prefer the bigger one to be the pred!!

-NO DIGESTION NO DIGESTION WHATSOEVER IT MAKES ME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE EVEN IF THERE'S REFORMING

-I like only a small belly, enough that the people around them go "hey, have you gained weight recently?" but no more than that!! Less than that's good too!!

-Fearplay is my FAVORITE!! No foodplay tho!!

-I prefer humanoids (not humans) but anthros and taurs work too!!

-I'm uncomfy with children being involved as well as animals but siblings is cool with me simply because I like to imagine it similar to how bickering siblings will do crazy things to piss one another off!!

-Vore used as timeout is EXCELLENT and probably my fav trope!!

Tickling preferences!!

-No tongue!! Again I don't like saliva!!

-I LOVE RASPBERRIES YESSSSSS LKDNDNSJSOJSNSN

-I really like it when they're held down!!

-Mocking YES I LOVE MOCKING

-Cuddling afterwards when they're all sleepy mhm mhm yessssssss

-When the belly and sides are the most ticklish 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

-Ticking with MORE than two arms YESSSSSS MHM MHM MHM MHM MHM

-Tickling as revenge :)))))))))

Tags!!

#vore moment - Vore stuff!!

#tickle moment - Tickle stuff!!

#*receives food* - Reblog!!

#hearb spelling bee (vore) - Vore fic!!

#hearb spelling bee (tickle) - Tickle fic!!

#fellow freaks slash pos - Friend reblogs + discussion!!

#sad times - Angsty stuff!!

#owa goodness!! - Happy/fluffy stuff!!

#the blues and greens - Fav posts!!

#realising through glazed eyes - ALL TIME fav posts!!

What I censor:

#cw profanity - Post has curse words!!

#cw all caps - Post has all capital letters stuff in it!! (Might forget I apologize!!)

#tw digestion - Post has digestion!! (Would only be used in fictional content)

#tw suicide - Post has suicide!! (Would only be used in fictional content)

#tw suicide attempt - Post has a failed suicide attempt!! (Would only be used in fictional content)

#tw suicidal ideation - Post has thoughts/plans/consideration/reflections of suicide!! (Would only be used in fictional content)

#tw panic attack - Post contains a panic attack! (Would only be used in fictional content) (well, hopefully!)

#tw s/h - Post contains self-harm!! (Would only be used in fictional content) (will also be tagged as #tw self harm + #tw self-harm!!)

#tw homicidal ideation - Post has thoughts/plans/consideration/reflections of homicide/murder! (Would only be used in fictional content)

I think that's all… anyways, have fun here!!

[sun-undone]

Raw thoughts here, so sorry for the scattered mess!

I wanted more of the Pogues together.

It felt like there was too much time with just John B and Big John.

Cleope was cute.

I actually wanted to like Topper, but nah. I hope Rafe continues to be a villain, because I don’t need more people sympathizing with him (and so not here for a love triangle with him). Also, Rafe is a POS for melting down the cross. I was hoping to see him get his ass handed to him by Pope and JJ.

Jiara moments for me were the creme de la creme (let’s be honest, they were the reason I got invested in the show — both together and apart). There are so many positives here, but I want to share my complaints first lol I wanted more scenes with them! Maybe more feral JJ. Better closure between Pope and JJ. More kisses (hello, final episode?). And I’m sad about the time jump because we didn’t get to see key moments at the start of their relationship. And I was hoping the machete scene in the jungle would have been better, like an ambush or something.

Mike pissed me off, but it was nice to see Kie’s mom making an effort. Wish we could have seen some form of reconciliation between the Carerras and JJ.

Okay, but he longing/angst etc. was so good. THE HUGS. Holy shit. AND THE KISS. And we actually got the “I love you” — I cried. And I cried after it was all over because now we have to wait at least another year. Excuse me? I keep replaying these scenes, and I’m just basking in them. So much to dissect here.

HI HELLO thanks for sharing your thoughts!!!! overall, i agree with pretty much every point you've made here ajshdakjdh but let's see if i can ramble about more specifics. the answer is yes and strap in cause this is a mess

the lack of pogues content (core 4 and entire group alike) is my absolute biggest gripe about the season. it legitimately made me so sad to see them split up for what felt like the majority of the season. it was definitely one of my worries going into the season since we knew it would be more romance based and the pogues have been paired off, but damn. i really thought they'd still find a way to have the pogues working together more often. it really felt like they were barely a part of the entire mystery, and it actually made me so angry that only jarah b got to see el dorado or even really do anything in south america. the pogues are the heart of the show, but i think with all the drama and the massive scope of the plot in this season, they got massively pushed to the side, and that stings. the first 2 episodes were gold mines for pogue content, while the rest of the season is a massive drought

the john b and big john stuff was also a big issue, one that's definitely directly connected to the lack of pogue content. and i understand why there was that rift, and in theory, i do like the arc for john b. i just wish it was paced better. in no world would i ever want the pogues' dynamics to suffer in favor of big john development like ?????? who wanted that????? i was also rooting for him to die the entire season so. glad he did and i'm not sorry about it.

cleope was so fucking cute!!!!!! i love how sweet and generally uncomplicated their romance was, it was such a needed tonal shift from jarah b and jiara. i kind of wish they'd done a bit more with fleshing out cleo's backstory as well as the "no love club" thing, which they literally only mentioned twice. but on the positives, i adored seeing cleo interact with pope's parents, her reaction to getting a room all to herself, and them pretending to be engaged in episode 5 that was fucking hilarious. their chemistry was off the charts

i never want to like topper but i actually did not expect to hate him even more than i already did, cause i literally thought that was impossible. but no. would you look at that. he's managed the impossible. i hope he burns in hell!!!

speaking of burning in hell, yeah rafe still sucks but is still the most compelling villain on this damn show by far. it was cool seeing him fly off the handle and go too far with his independence and then have to reel it back in by the end. i do wonder where the hell he ended up though, since we never saw him again after the airstrip. the whole ending scene was weird, but it was extra weird that we didn't get any sign of him, not even a tease. and yeah, i was hoping so badly for jj specifically to FINALLY get to fight rafe this season but. guess not. the pogues barely interacted with rafe at all cause carlos took up so much room as the new big bad.

jiara was overall such a highlight for this season!!!! i do think the writers hyped it up a little bit too much, calling them "the romance of the season" was kind of misleading imo, but YES WE HAVE CANON JIARA!!! i 100% agree about having another jj and pope conversation near the end of the season, i was truly SHOCKED that they never confided in each other about their respective relationship troubles, or really that none of the pogues talked to any of them at all???? not getting to see sarah ask kie about jj post-reunion hug was actually a fucking travesty and i'll never forgive the pates for it honestly. that one moment of john b realizing it in episode 9 was ADORABLE but god it just made me wish we'd gotten more of it. that's really how i feel about so much of the bright spots of this season, lots of potential and groundwork that was laid, but rushed execution. BUT there's also so many positive things to say about jiara!! the fucking hugs we got were incredible and so emotionally charged, every time kie looked at jj you could see her affection written so clearly across her face, and i ADORED how she was so open in expressing it to him. (although i wish there was more direct exploration into the trauma that didn't allow jj to accept that love at first, and more insight into what exactly changed on that front between the anniversary party and the kiss cause it kind of felt like something was missing there). i was hoping for a bit more feral jj too, but i was very pleasantly surprised by the slightly less aggressively feral, but more soul-crushingly worried feral jj that we got. plus the entire scheme of breaking kie out of kitty hawk was so great, he was on a mission and failure was not an option. and then adding onto all that, we got lots of great banter, lots of longing, some beautiful score and soundtrack moments, all in all: we won.

but even with that being said, i'm also 100% with you about the weirdness of the finale, in terms of jiara. i was floored that we didn't really get much of anything for our one episode with established jiara?????? not even a hand hold or a protective arm around the shoulders, idk i haven't rewatched it yet so maybe i'm missing some crumbs, but cleope and jiara in the finale were both so lackluster (aside from cleope's love confession of course that was so fucking adorable). it felt like they had no real reason to even be in south america in the first place, and the limited screen time they did have felt so wasted.

and then yes. we have the time jump. oh the time jump. i had a bad feeling we'd get one, but i was hoping with everything in me that it'd just be a couple of months. not eighteen of them. i can't even express how bummed that ending made me, it was so rushed and didn't really explain anything, and it sucks that we've missed out on such formative periods for both jiara and cleope. BUT my lovely jiara friends are giving me some hope for young adult pogues and all the goodness that could come from that and seeing established jiara a little bit older and more free. i'm also hoping that with the characters finally being older, the show might let itself get more mature again cause holy shit i miss when they let these kids curse whenever they wanted. also jiara sex scene that's all i'm saying

and last but not least, mike fucking carrera. bane of my existence. another gripe with the time jump is that he and anna are cheering for kie?????? so maybe they've reconciled off screen????????? i sure fucking hope not. i really felt for anna for a while too, i liked that she was making an effort to mediate and try to see kie's perspective while mike was so blinded by his own ties to the cut. but anna lost me again when she went along with sending kie away after all. that scene was genuinely bone-chilling, and i don't see any reconciliation from that. kie is with the pogues now. period.

this got so long so fast i am so sorry

[leagueofidiots]

Hello i am also a stranger and not involved in the rp you speak of

What's your favorite ships/friendships/dynamics/etc in the rp? And maybe some hcs you wanna share?

Hello random stranger who I don't know

I'm so so obsessed with Spinner/Dabi of course... Four years and they only just now admitted they might be gay for each other that's crazy work. Their wedding will be beautiful. They should like. Start a family or something idk idk. The parallels between their trauma and their responses to it... augh. Also I find it very cute that Dabi's been almost exclusively wearing his hoodies for the last year or so

The StainAngel/DabiRei/Shu dynamic is going to be off the walls they're so funny together. Dabi and Stain bounce off each other so well in scenes they give me horrible brainrot

And Jin and Stain of course <33 I always forget we're the only ones based enough to ship them I think everyone should get on board with it. They're gonna hurt me so bad when we start ruining their relationship (●´□`) /pos In the meantime though they're very cute they deserve an au where they are just happy and chilling methinks

And ofc Dabi and Kurogiri have been going longer than time itself /j I have to mention them. Goths for life

Okie okie headcanons time yaaaay

(Recovery arc) Kurogiri and Dabi are usually up because Kurogiri's making sure Dabi doesn't die and Dabi's bad at taking care of themself. Spinner's also usually awake "playing video games" but A.) he can't stand playing them because they make him think about Tomura and it freaks him out B.) he's too anxious to sleep so he's lowkey watching everybody too

Teehee Stain's literally refused to be around anyone outside of "work" or give anyone any personal information of his since before he killed his parents and he wasn't out before then so he's literally never had anyone use his chosen name for him I've been keeping it in my arsenal for ages it's gonna be so good when he's chill enough I can whip it out Chizome pls pls pls hurry up with your friendship arc /j

Tomura has used his gamer piss bottles for waterboarding purposes and he will do it again. Okay silly intermission over

All for One is extremely jealous that Ujiko gets to fuck his little and he doesn't. He makes Ujiko record their sex tapes and he puts them with the rest of their little collection of patient files. Also he designed their retirement home

Imma be so fr what do I even say for Kurogiri... Kurogiri my darling angel I have said so much about you already. Mwah. Kurogiri has horrible hoarding tendencies if JinJJ makes it anything it is going to make Sako marble it and it'll just have a massive tub full of marbles of shit it's never gonna use ever again

[neeharlow]

The amount of do as I say not as I do in this house is insane. Now I love my in-laws. They are the most amazing people. They literally saved my life when the doctor was going to deny me transplant. But omfg. I’m. Not. A. Maid. And after having what my surgeon called “one of the most brutal procedures to recover from..” I shouldn’t be having to do this shit one week out. Now to preface this I have a HUGE problem asking for help and I often times will deny it if offered (thanx dad! >:( )

Father in law: Make sure you always clean up your mess in the kitchen and leave it ready for the next people to use. 

The past week, and even before I went into the hospital, they make dinner and leave everything out. Don’t clean the food they didn’t eat off their plates after eating, leave the trash from food prep all over the kitchen, leave the dishes everywhere (in the sink, on the stove, on the table) and just leave the kitchen in utter chaos. Now they work hard. 7 days a week. They own two quilt shops and are burdened by a ton of stress so I completely understand leaving it over night and taking care of it in the morning. But when it sits there for days, that pisses me off. Especially if I or my husband were to do the same thing, I’d sure the fuck hear about it. With either a note about the it being a community kitchen or a lecture. 

Now due to Father of the Century aka my POS emotionally abusive father who would scream at me until he was hoarse over the littlest messes, I have bad, bad, bad, anxiety about messes. So I end up cleaning their mess just so I can calm my own ass down. Plus I always feel like I’m never doing enough, (even though I’m 3rd stage liver disease, end stage renal disease and heart issues who is waiting for transplant and has rarely any energy to feed myself let alone clean other people’s shit.) so not doing anything just adds to the anxiety. 

Now, I admit, I am not the cleanliest person. My husband and I’s room is such a disaster. (He’s a hoarder and we both have ADHD) that we have moved temporarily into the guestroom until we can get our bedroom sorted out. And honestly, it’s been sitting there for three months untouched because my husband works nights and has stressed induced narcolepsy. So he walks in, sees the mess, gets stressed out and gets over whelming tired and I barely have strength half the time to do anything.

Back to the kitchen. A week ago, I go into the hospital and get what is called a spleen embolization. That is where when you have an enlarged spleen that keeps stealing all the blood and hoarding it, they can go in and insert metal coils into it cutting off the blood supply, basically killing off pert of it so it will stop being an asshole. This is the second time I’ve had this. So I know when the doctors tell me it is one of the worst and painful experiences I know they aren’t fucking around. It was working for 4 years, everyone was hoping I’d have been transplanted before they had to do it again because the risks the second time around are much worse. From infection to the spleen becoming just a giant mass. But unfortunately my meld score (liver disease sickness score) isn’t high enough for me to be very high on the wait list. 

Anyway, I get home.. there are no glasses, no plates, and no bowls. Now I know the bowls are my husband. He takes them into the room and they never come out. But seriously? No glasses? They said there just wasn’t enough to run the dishwasher. Which okay, I understand that. I’ve been home three days and the kitchen sits looking like a scene out of Hoarders. I finally get pissed enough that I doubled my Norco (bad! very very bad! I have been addicted to opioids before, actually the last time I had this procedure is when I became hooked on dilauted, an opioid ten times stronger than heroine.) and cleaned the kitchen. Not a single thank you. Not even an acknowledgement that hey, you’re NOT supposed to be doing ANYTHING right now.

Two weeks in and I’m still the only one cleaning the kitchen. My husband gets on me constantly for over doing it. And he’s offered more than once to help me or even do it himself. But because my ass is a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to cleaning (the plates are stacked by colors and size as are the silverware and glasses) so even if he did it I’d still be in there redoing whatever he did. My mother-in-law was a professional maid for a period of her life so when she cleans, she is damn good at it. 

Today was the straw that broke the camels back. One of them thought it would be a good idea to store two slushes in two zip-block baggies IN THE FRIDGE. Nope, not the freezer where they wouldn’t melt. But the fucking fridge. I go to make my husband some food because he has a migraine and there is this red liquid all over the middle shelf. It’s sticky and all the food on the shelf is sitting in an inch of it. I find the two bags. One white one didn’t leak. But the I pick up the red one and it starts draining all over the fridge. I’m fucking LIVID. Due to having to do so much I’m on my last norco. So after cleaning their dinner mess I now had to clean the fridge. When cleaning out the fridge I found a ton of expired food. Which I can’t throw out because fucking CA has this thing where food waste can’t be put in the trash, it has to go in the green waste. However, my father-in-law’s fear of animals getting into the green waste I can’t. So I just throw everything into a garbage bag and threw it right back in the fridge. Not. My. Fucking. Problem. 

So now I have zero pain pills left because I went through them like they were water in order to actually clean and take care of shit because no one else would. And I’m terrified of getting more because 1) my past history with pain killers & 2) It’s too soon and I don’t want to be flagged as an addict at the doctors office. It was difficult for me to get off them back in 2020, I have three generations of addicts in my family. So there is nothing for me to do other than just suffer through it. Due to my liver/kidney issues I can’t have normal OTC stuff like ibuprofen or Tylenol. Gonna be a fun rest of recovery. :(

[petalilly]

Phrasing isn't just about the mentally afflicted saying sad things and upsetting others. It's also about people who try to talk to those with mental health issues.

"It pisses me off when my friend brings down the mood with..." Ok that just makes me wanna walk away because like my mental illness said "no one loves me and I just make everyone feel bad"

"I just avoid people who bring up sad stuff so don't bring it up to your friends" How will that be interpreted as anything other than "Bottle it up because you just make people upset"

You gotta understand. These mental ailments aren't just "something you can control". Sometimes mental illness needs effort, sometimes it needs medication, and sometimes it needs outside intervention. There are ways to get someone to redistribute their emotions without making them feel like a pos for feeling hurt.

Plus it's hard to control something you're standing in. You're working with a person who literally can't see the door to joy. Only reason I got out was therapy. Otherwise I would be

I think we all know what this was supposed to imply

[fuck-customers]

Had a lady who decided she was going to try and get me fired today because I wouldn't give her a nonexistent sales price for her Deli item because it was a sale we stopped doing months ago.

I checked our sale app and didn't see anything listed so I went back to the Deli and asked the Deli manager. She said no, they don't do that anymore for any of their stuff.

I went back and she was trying to get one of my coworkers to do it instead but I stopped them and explained that the sale ended and we don't do it anymore. We can literally be fired for changing an item price without first checking to see if there is anything posted that states the wrong price.

"It was in the ad!"

Me: "Sales paper?"

"I get it emailed every week! It was in there!"

Note we don't email our sales paper out anywhere. You either get a physical copy or you have the app where you can choose to check it, but I pulled out a sales paper anyway.

Of course...it wasn't there.

Suddenly she doesn't want to talk to me anymore and insists my coworker help her instead...(further context only because it's relevant. The customer was a black woman, my coworker is a black woman, and I'm a white man. This only matters because she decided to make it matter and because it seemed clear that she was expecting some kind of special treatment because of it)

She got even more pissed when my coworker didn't hesitate to reverse all the price changes she had made before and put the price back to regular price. Now she wanted to talk to the manager, but not just any manager, she asked for a specific manager by name.

My manager comes up (also a black woman) and asks what the problem is.

This lady precedes to go off yelling about how I'm a racist pos and I called her the N word under my breath and was rude and needed to be fired immediately.

Both me and my coworker are just staring at her in shock like "wtf?"

My coworker was like "Uh...I was there and no he did not do that. *My Name*, is like the nicest guy here."

My manager pulled us over to the customer service area so we were out of the way and listened to further enraged shouting but my manager didn't seem very phased. She didn't say anything at first just stared at the lady, looked at me, back at the lady then turned to look at the wall next to her which has on display all of our most recent %100 secret shopper results. 90% of them have my name on them...and in fact my name tag has a secret shopper award pin on it because I literally have never failed a random walk through in my entire 15 years working here.

My manager pointed at it and asked, "This guy?"

The customer just stood there steaming mad and then stomped out of the store. She also forgot the items she wanted...which she had already paid for.

My manager: "What a bitch."

[mixes-archive]

Junker Queen x Chubby Fem Reader Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)

Requested by: the head archivist, because there isn't anything out there with this prompt that I could find (a crime if you ask me) There is an indication where the NSFW starts :)

⁍ First of all, you cannot convince me that this woman wouldn't prefer to date a bigger girl

⁍ Chubbyness was literally seen as a sign of royalty and this woman still sticks to that belief (as she should)

⁍ Saw you walking down the street and went "Awooga das mine now" (of course, Odessa wouldn't actually just pluck you off the street (unless you wanted her to))

⁍ She'd try her best to somehow find a natural way to talk to you she knows, after all, how intimidating it could be for LITERAL ROYALTY to just show up and talk to you

⁍ Prays for you to show up in the arena some day. Not because she wants to beat you up, but just to find some common ground to talk

⁍ Yeah no way that's gonna happen

⁍ You'd probably meet in a pub you work at, being nothing short of honored to serve the Junker Queen herself

⁍ Finds your politeness incredibly entertaining and intentionally teases you to make you feel more comfortable (also pisses you off, but it worked ig?)

⁍ Calls you stupid nicknames all night and tries to make small talk

⁍ The night ends with her just blatantly saying she finds you hot and exchanging numbers

⁍ She invites you out on a date a few days later, and that's when you both really kick it off

⁍ Odessa is gonna be really touchy from the beginning, but also constantly asking if you're okay with it

"Hey can I hold your hand?"

"We literally violently made out twenty minutes ago"

"Yeah, but can I?"

⁍ So sweet with it too, like dhdhdjksjs

⁍ It's wild how this seven foot, muscular and intimidating woman walks next to you like a pathetic puppy /pos

⁍ Also carries you around a lot, simply because she can. Oh no, you wore heels that make your ass look great but feet hurt like a mf? "Piggyback ride or bridal style?"

⁍ Looks for any excuse to (gently) slap your ass. Bent over? Slap. Lying on your stomach? Slap. Literally just standing there? Guess what, slap. Just loves watching it jiggle ngl

⁍ Absolutely LOVES it when you wear clothes that show off your body in any way, whether that be stuff that shows your curves off a bit more or full on sky's out thighs out

⁍ Would actually melt if you wore something that matches her clothes

⁍ Stares at you so much that others start to think she's going to murder you (Dess is just admiring you)

⁍ Probably shows you off to the public a lot

⁍ Makes you a throne next to hers, but you'll rarely, if ever, use it since she just makes you sit on her lap (she calls that position the 'reverse pillow')

⁍ Would purposely bounce her leg just to watch your boobs bounce ( her favorite activity)

⁍ LOVES it when you sit in her lap and do her makeup. You could have literally done the worst job anyone could ever do, and she'd be "gosh babe that looks so good!" and walk around with it all day

⁍ Wears your clothes for funsies

⁍ Don't be surprised if she returns them with holes or burn marks

⁍ If that upset you for whatever reason, she be at your doorstep the next day with designer clothes she got from god knows where

⁍ When you're both in a different country that's cold asf, she will warm herself using your body. Hope you like ice cold hands :)

⁍ She lives your tibbies <3

⁍ Dess is constantly using you as a pillow and has fallen asleep in very uncomfortable positions on top of you

NSFW

⁍ Mommy dommy cannot convince me otherwise

⁍ Almost always cares about your pleasure more than she does hers, but she'll absolutely be more selfish if she's had a rough day

⁍ She is PACKING those tounge piercings if you know what I mean

⁍ Definitely has a thing for knifes ngl. If you're not comfortable with that, she'd use blunt or fake ones

⁍ Probably like half the fandom has agreed on this but THRONE SEX. Her favorite activity probably

⁍ Will occasionally sit you down on her throne, put her crown on your head and gobble up that kitty cat

⁍ This woman eats you out like it's her last meal on death row. Odessa could go on for hours if you let her

⁍ Million dollar pussay

⁍ Do you smell that? Yeah, that's a praise and mommy kink 2-in-1 deal.

⁍ Call her mommy and she'll go from fast and rough to cooing at you while significantly slowing down her speed, calling you baby and praising you even more than before

⁍ Absolutely loves suckling on your tits, will also use teeth if you let her

⁍ She isn't into public sex, but will finger you under a table full of important diplomats if you ask nicely

⁍ Loves to try new things and will gladly stop holding herself back if you ask her to. (don't blame her if you can't feel your legs after though)

⁍ If she's in one of her "I will eat you like a starved woman until you beg me to stop" phases, she doesn't even need any kind of stimulation to get off, literally cums in her pants multiple times just from getting you off

⁍ Please use her face as a throne, please, please, please

⁍ If you're hovering above her even just slightly, she will force you in onto her mouth, claiming that even if she did die, it must've meant she wasn't worthy enough

⁍ This woman doesn't even need a strap with how long her fingers are dear god

⁍ She'll make you sit on her thigh and tell you to grind yourself against her (just loves watching how your body moves tbh)

⁍ Wear lingerie and this woman will absolutely lose it. Will buy you sets that she thinks would look cute on you after that.

⁍ Aftercare is so sweet too <3

⁍ Prepares a bath for you and massages your sore muscles while praising you for how well you did

[bnha-mha-imagines]

Omg hi I just found your blog! Could I maybe request Todoroki, Shinso, Bakugo, Denki, Dabi, and Iida’s (separately pls!) reaction to their gf walking around the dorm/league of villains lair in r e a l l y super short shorts and she low key has some cake? Like what the boys would do and how they feel? Haha sorry if this is weird tysm!🥺

Warning: all of these are a little spicy, but Dabi and Iida’s have spice on a whole other level so they’re under the tab. like… there’s that lol. 

Also, in recent news, the more I write Shinsou the more I’m in love with him holy SHIT he might have jumped to #2 on my favorite list dang

___

Todoroki:

He’s just chilling in the common room couch writing an essay when you walk by to pick up your mail from your po box

He turns his head as you walk by when he looks up his eye level is right in line with your ass.  It definitely surprises him, and it's all he can do to stare as you walk to your mailbox

He’s practically drooling when you bend down to insert your key, the shorts riding up a little too high. He averts his gaze right away, his eyes burning holes into his laptop.

His head is buzzing with the image of you in his mind, and his ice quirk is working overtime to cool down his temperature. Tips of his ears are definitely a little pink, but other than that he holds his composure. 

He’s listening to your keys jingle as you get your mail and re-lock the po box. 

You’re hardly paying attention to him, browsing the mail in your hands as you walk by again. You gasp, dropping your keys when you feel a sudden pinch on your behind.

“S-Shoto!” 

But when you turn around, he’s typing away at his essay. He looks up at you, blinking. “Yes?” But the smirk on his face tells you everything you need to know.

Shinsou:

You were on your floor, tiptoeing around the kitchen to make some late night snacks. You were already in your pajamas, a baggy shirt and some high rising booty shorts. You weren’t worried about someone seeing you, they were all in their rooms by now anyways. 

Shinsou only happened to stumble on you by chance. He was walking upstairs to your room to return a towel he’d borrowed from you earlier that week (he finally washed and folded it). 

He was just about to knock on your door when he heard your voice down the hall. Holding the towel under his arm, he casually walks to the common room. 

Turning the corner, he opens his mouth to call your name but chokes on his words before he could even make a sound. There you were on your tiptoes, reaching for a high shelf so that your shorts rode up just right.

You jumped, squeaking when you suddenly felt two hands running up your ass as a chest pushes into your back. You’d already guessed who it was by the time their lips were on your neck, gasping. “S-Shinsou, what are you--”

“Shh,” he hushed you, the words tickling your ear. “You can’t tease me like that and expect me to do nothing…” 

Bakugo:

He loves your ass. It looks good no matter what. Jeans? Perfect. Yoga pants? Holy hell. Bikini? Only he gets to see that.

So when he’s chilling on the couch playing video games with Kirishima, he practically chokes on his drink when you enter the room in the shortest shorts he’s ever seen in his life.

A few sparks definitely go off, the game remote dropping from his hands to the floor.

“What the hell!?” he’s practically yelling. His face is bright pink, but you’re not sure if it's because he’s angry or flustered. He startles Kirishima, who turns to see what Bakugo is looking at.

But of course Bakugo acts quickly, grabbing the nearest pillow and shoving it so aggressively onto Kirishima’s head that you were certain he was smothering him. “Don’t look at her dumbass!” 

Bakugo’s up in a matter of seconds, lifting you up and over his shoulder and hauling you back to your room. “Bakugo, what are you--!?” He shuts you up with a quick, punishing smack to the ass.

“Are you trying to piss me off?” he growls, throwing you onto your bed. “Or are you just that dense?”

Denki:

He’s kinda pervy sometimes so it’s really no surprise when he gets a little handsy with you. Literally no shame either, he’ll 100% pinch your ass in public.

If you’re cuddling on the couch laying across him he’ll drum on your behind. He just really likes your butt.

So when he walks into the dorm room to see you laying on the couch, ass OUT, he takes that as an open invitation. 

He walks behind the back of the couch, pausing to make sure you were distracted with your phone, and then gets a handful of bare ass contact. It’s a loud smack and it definitely stings.

You gasp in shock, rolling over to see Denki laughing. “That one was hard!” you pout, an irritated expression already forming. He only has a second to move before you’re climbing over the couch to chase him.

“Denki, get back here, I get to do one back!” But your words are hardly audible over his laughter as he runs.  

Dabi:

You’re at the villain’s bar late one night, looking in the cupboards to find some sort of liquor. You couldn’t really sleep, so might as well treat yourself to a drink or two.

Dabi happens to walk in on you right when you’re bent over, looking down in the cabinets for some rum. Your shorts were practically nonexistent, riding up so that your asscheeks were exposed.

He can’t help himself. Not when you’re on full display for him so pretty.

You nearly bump your head on the counter when you feel two hands grip around your hips, pulling you flush against him. 

Exhaling sharply, you crane your head back to see Dabi, a sultry expression on his face. His hands were rubbing along the front of your thighs firmly, clearly loving how you felt up on him.

“Dabi, it’s late,” you mumble, standing up only for him to push your top half onto the counter. 

“Then we have plenty of privacy,” he reasoned in a low voice, craning his head down to nip at your earlobe with his teeth. 

He didn’t care. Did you really expect anything less from him?

Iida:

He gets so conflicted because he’s attracted to you and will have dirty thoughts but he’s adamant about not objectifying you! Iida, dirty thoughts are fine, you’re only human, dude.

Needless to say, you’ve been trying a little harder than usual to get a reaction out of him. You loved that he respected you and thought it was so cute when he was flustered…but sometimes you just wanted him to lose control and kiss you! 

He was slippery tho. Anytime you’d do something provocative he’d excuse himself or refuse to look at you. You knew you had to bring out the big guns.

You’d both agreed to study in the dorms together. Iida was early as usual, so he was organizing his notes on the coffee table. When you finally arrive, he looks up to see you in the shortest shorts he’s ever seen. Immediately stiffens up, glasses fogging.

“Oh hey Iida!” you smile ~cheekily~. “Oh how sweet! You saved me a seat.” Promptly dropping your bag on the couch, you make a show of bending down to sit yourself down on his lap.

“(Y-Y/n)!” he cleared his throat, unable to focus on anything else than the way you felt on him. He knew what you were doing and you knew he knew. 

He loosens his collar a little, face composing into a serious look. “This is unacceptable behavior.” Your grin falters, eyebrows furrowing. It seems you took the teasing too far. You’re in the middle of an apology when he cuts you off.  “No, you need to learn. Bend over my knee.” 

That’s more like it!

[pub-lius]

my thoughts watching the john adams series as i eat an uncomfortable amount of granola: dont tread on me 🥶🥶🥶

“you are here now 🥰 and you are safe 🥹” “uh… *leaves*”

1777 is my favorite year of the revolution tho, it was so slay ngl (totally not saying this just for von steuban)

i think john and abigail adams is good example of 18th century gender roles, where the man’s job was politics in government and the woman’s was politics in the community like social standing and all that. however it must be acknowledged that there was tension between them over these roles bc of how often john was away, which was kind of abnormal, likely bc john played so many diplomatic roles, much more than other men

“if i were a man, id be in the field of battle” idk why this made me sob. abigail knows so much about the war and what the soldiers go through, but she can only act vicariously through her husband, when this implies she really wants to do more ☹️☹️☹️☹️

IM ADDING LIKE 15 CHARLES ABUSE POINTS FOR THE SCENE WHERE JOHN AND JOHN QUINCY LEAVE BC FUCKING OWWWW charles abuse 1-15

john adams: VOMITING - john quincy: tu es 🥳 il est 🫣 elle est 🤨 je suis 🥶

omg the naval fight scene FUCKED ME UP the first time i watched it. i was like “omg his leg- OMG HIS L E G-“ and my dad was like “yeah thats what happened when you get SHOT DIRECTLY IN THE LEG WITH A CANNON”

ik this guy is having his leg chopped off and all but im just like “omg a good representation of 18th century medicine 🥰”

so uh… anyone want a granola bar?

OMG PARIS PARIS PARIS DHWJWHWJ they did it so well every time i see a scene in paris i piss my pants /pos (tmi but its that good)

bro who even liked ben franklin??? everyone who worked closely with him seemed to hate him or just tolerate him. like he’s funny, but damn bro. then again, the people i have in mind aren’t known for getting along with others, so maybe its that

i hate rich people but 1770s french aristocratic fashion… 🥵 (IM KIDDING IM SORRY DJSBWJWBWN)

“how is your french?” “uh… oh pas très bon…” “ah, that is easily remedied. you must either attend the theater or take a mistress” “DOCTOR FRANKLIN-“ me asf

im so shit at french, i cant even make fun of john

the whole quote john says about “i must study politics and war so my sons can study philosophy and shit so their sons can study music and whatever” is actually pretty dope. good one johnny

“he’s worked it all out” LMFAO I LOVE THAT GUY

OMG ITS LITTLE BABY LOUIS MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW omg you cant tell me he’s not ace, he’s literally wearing purple

he’s fr me tho like. “hello dr franklin!!! you have sex!!!! weird!!!! hello other guy!!!! …😐😑😐 you don’t speak french??? 🤨 not a word??? 😕… HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA bye *flutters away*”

is that vergennes? if its vergennes i’ll shit myself rn to fully understand what its like to be an absolute BABY

BEAT HIS ASS FRANKLIN BEAT HIS ASS

oh it was vergennes. i guess im going to have to shit myself. (i fucking hate vergennes so much he’s so annoying)

string quartet 🥺

D’ESTAING????? OMG LITTLE SCRUNGLY JEJEHWWBJ such a flirt too like bro keep it in your pants

who is this other guy?? who is he. he looks like my uncle. wait is that. who is the doctor. he’s a doctor. the bloodletting guy, he’s related to the schuylers. the surgeon general who is he. HELP ME WHO IS HE????

john quincy is smarter than his dad at like 12, i’ll give him that, but what is that haircut 🤨🤨🤨

OH NO OH NO ADAMS DONT GO IN THERE NO ADAMS FRANKLINS NAKEY DONT GO IN THERE NO DONT DO IT PLS STOP PLS NO JOHN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hes dead

“i have been left kicking and writhing in the myre” you’re what 🤨

he’s right about franklin tho, he’s a shit legislator

child abuse 1: verbal abuse @ nabby who never did anything wrong.

fr tho john is being highkey negligent of his family at home like. bro you don’t have to write to your wife about politics???? just tell her you’re okay tf, she’s worried. this pisses me off as someone with a dad who couldn’t see me all the time for his work and still went out of his way to be there. so yeah, fuck you, john. fuck. you

oh god the netherlands negotiations 😒 its so painful to watch

also the dutch architecture slaps just as much as the french

“*CHOKING AND DYING*” “are you will” “*STILL CHOKING* im fine” 🤨

YAAAS SLANDER HIM FRANKLIN SLANDER HIM!!! 🤩😌😊😊🤪🥰😒🥰😜🥸😊😊🤩🙂🤪😜😒🤨

“..do you mean… have i failed here as well?” yeah, actually.

child abuse 2: sending j.q to russia when he doesn’t want to and also with that bitchass haircut

was that a duty and inclination reference 😨

[taylors-karma]

Houseguest Rankings Update

So a lot has happened since last week, meaning my personal houseguest rankings are still changing. This time around I’m include the ranks, explanations, and comparison with my previous rankings from last week. I’m also not including evicted houseguests, so Paloma is out of the list. 

1. Taylor (Prev 1) - I still feel obligated to put her up here because the hate hasn’t and probably never will stop, also she has shown herself to be even cooler and more strategic recently. Although she has a questionable taste in men, I can’t hate her for that and it’s doing her good sooooooo I think that’s a win. 

2. Michael (Prev 4)- He moved up tremendously because he’s a veto king and he’s doing a great fucking job strategy wise. He wants to work with the underdogs which I love and his energy is just impeccable. If Taylor wasn’t being hated so much he would be my number one fr. 

3. Indy (Prev 5)- She is iconic, and she is the moment. Calling out ignorance, promoting comfortable and sexy women, and she’s just.....genuinely funny? The only reason she isn’t higher is because she doesn’t do much gameplay but damn she calls out all the assholes in the house and I’m here for it.

4. Brittany (Prev 2)- I do still love Brittany don’t get me wrong, but her gameplay is a little messy. Her going to Pooch last week? Girl, that was such a big mistake. She runs around a lot with info and that’s pretty scary to do in this game. If she just shut up though she has a lot going for her bc she’s super strategic and smart. 

5. Nicole (Prev 3)- I honestly don’t know why she was at #3 last week, but maybe the others were just pissing me off more atm? She’s still one of the better players imo and I like that she’s actually playing the damn game instead of letting personal feelings get in the way, but she is still aligned with ugly people and some of her views are super skewed bc of it.

6. Ameerah (Prev 12)- I moved her up a bunch because she is one of the main female forces in this game and she is playing super hard against the guys and I’m here for it. I knew my MD rep wouldn’t flop even if she is a total bitch, but homegirl is still on the shit list bc of the things she has said about Taylor and the people she aligns with. 

7. Kyle (Prev 11)- I admittedly don’t mind this guy. I refuse to put him super high bc he is still a garbage trumpie and annoying tiktoker but so far his gameplay has been solid and I think he is aligning with the right people. If he is an asset to Taylor and Michael he’s good in my book idc. 

8. Alyssa (Prev 6)- She’s still super irrelevant, so she only moved down bc others moved up. Also her whole crush on Kyle is annoying af. 

9. Turner (Prev 7)- He’s still irrelevant and I never see this man talk game or really anything to anyone. All I know is that he needs to shower and that he’s aligned with poopy pooch. 

10. Joseph (Prev 8)- He continues to kind of be a dick, so that’s why he’s down lower this time, but out of the people I can’t stand currently in the house he is by far not the worst. I do feel bad that Pooch is all over him and making him uncomfortable, but that doesn’t take away the fact that he literally doesn’t fucking know how to play the game. He’s stupid and his gameplay sucks.

11. Daniel (Prev 10)- He didn’t move that much, but he’s going lower because of many weird and sexual remarks he’s made. He’s still trash and he needs to go, but at least he is trying to do some gameplay (even though Nicole is carrying tf out of him let’s be real). If he keeps Taylor though ig he can have one point. 

12. Jasmine (Prev 14)- Look she’s only up higher because Pooch and Terrance suck more. Is it good that she’s working with the girls and actually doing what’s best for her game? Sure. However, I can’t get over how excruciatingly annoying she is and how much of a spoiled pos she is either. This woman only twisted her ankle yet has the entire house slaving for her, wiping her ass, feeding her, bringing her ice, etc. Then this bitch isn’t even grateful about it and calls the people she doesn’t like (Taylor) bitches and whores even after they try to be nice to her. This woman needs to seriously be humbled and I think a prejury boot would do just that. 

13. Pooch (Prev 13)- Looks like he didn’t move, because homeboy hasn’t changed anything since last week. He’s still sexist garbage, he still thinks everyone loves him, and he probably wins the award for the stupidest fucking gameplay I have ever seen in my entire life. This man doesn’t even deserve to be here so byeeeeee.

14. Terrance (Prev 9)- I had to move this guy down so far because he talks about Taylor like she’s a child that needs discipline (he even used that word I think). What the fuck is his obsession over a woman about half his age? He thinks bc he’s 50 something that he can talk about younger women like that? Get the fuck out of here jfc I knew he was another Derek F.

15. Monte (Prev 16)- The only reason Terrance is above you is because he at least knows that Taylor is valuable to his game, whether he likes her or not. YOU however can’t see that, so like an idiot you go around saying shit and running your mouth. Monte better be the next target or I might lose it because I can’t stand seeing this moron play anymore. Also I’m not over the tweets I saw. He is clearly a garbage person with garbage gameplay and I don’t know why he was even let into the house to begin with. 

[hyperfixationtimego]

autistic leon 🥺🥺 he wears earplugs during baseball games and he has an abundance of stim toys that he has to have all accounted for before he can do anything

god I have more asks to answer but my Leon brainrot is too strong so-

YEAH!!!! LITERALLY THE REASON I GRABBED ONTO HIM AS A COMFORT CHARACTER AND REFUSED TO LET GO WAS BECAUSE OF ALL THE FUCKIN!!!! SYMPTOMS AND STUFF HE HAD!!!! LIKE I LEGIT POINTED AT HIM AS SOON AS I MET HIM AND LEARNED MORE ABOUT HIM LIKE “holy SHIT that’s ME”

he’s fuckin autistic there’s no way around it. The way he fucks up social cues, the way he tries to reinvent himself to get people to stop associating him with a special interest he believes he no longer enjoys, the way he repeats a single word when he gets stressed out and angry, the way he takes naps in order to avoid feeling overwhelmed because he literally has no other way of coping with it,,,,,AUGH I love him so much

also just,,,,more of me projecting but i think the concept of him also having BPD fucks super hard. He’s impulsive, and things set him off really easily, but he feels things VERY intensely!!! When he’s happy, he’s super happy, when he’s pissed, he’s PISSED, when he’s bored, he needs to leave and go do something!! Like, god, sir, SAME?? And his sense of self is another thing AGHR I’m gonna shut up now because if I don’t stop I’ll Just Keep Talking so anyway back to autistic headcanons-

FUCK YEAH ABSOLUTELY he’s a very very loud individual, but whenever there’s an abundance of noise that’s not being made/controlled by him, it can be super overwhelming!!! His earplugs are literally a lifesaver they make him feel so safe

also unrelated but he’s absolutely someone who listens to music on headphones with the highest volume possible and everybody else is just “bro how are your ears not BLEEDING”

STIM TOYS STIM TOYS STIM TOYS AGRHBFNMEM!!!!!!!

He’s got bracelets and rings that aren’t even intended as fidget things but they twist and spin and are fun to run his fingers over so they absolutely count and he Needs them if he’s going anywhere

He carries around a baseball because sometimes just holding the weight of it in his hand is really comforting!!! But throwing it/tossing it in the air is also a surefire way for him to calm down, especially if he’s super excited or angry!! It really helps to ground him when he needs it!

Not technically fidget toys, but he plays with his piercings a lot!!! Lightly pulling on his earrings, pushing his tongue piercing against the roof of his mouth, twists his labret sometimes when he’s bored, etc. etc. like he tries to force himself to sit still and Not Do That because he doesn’t think it looks Cool™️ but neurodivergent brain doesn’t care about shit like that so ❤️

He’s definitely got some squishy stress balls, too!! Like just being able to squeeze something in his palm can really help when he can feel himself getting frustrated (this one works really well for him while he’s in class or doing homework and getting upset about not understanding the material/feeling burned out/etc.)

I bet he used to chew on his nails and probably still does if he doesn’t have immediate access to stim stuff (YEAH I’M PROJECTING AGAIN DIE MAD ABOUT IT /lh /pos)

And uhhhh failing that, he steals stuff from Kaz’s huge bag of fidget toys HSNANEBD the man is a LEECH but obv Kaz doesn’t mind cause that’s what the bag is there for lol